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  • And the moral of this story? You never fight an army of cavalry and horse archers with an army of infantry.

  • @lordj15987 And also another morality is that no any army can be victorious far from his land & it's still remains today, i can give you so many examples to be fed up!!! regards

  • @Dariushparis He can be victorious if ready, most aren't

  • I had no idea A Testudo Formation Could Move in RTW...

  • WHAT????? Crassus wasn't killed in a scuffle, he went to talk with Surena but was killed by molten gold pured down his throat, or so i've read

  • @TalonMercenary Thats not him. Its a different story.

  • @chiodh: It was Crassus, who was poured molten gold into his throat...but remember, that's only one writers story;the one that you heard probably is from another writer.

  • @TalonMercenary Are you talking about Game of Thrones?

  • @TalonMercenary: I've read the same story as yours, man; Crassus was poured molten gold....

  • Rules for fighting the Parthians:

    1. Never, ever break formation - the Romans should have fucking knew that

    2. Keep those shields UP

  • @ganixaba no difference, remember, the parthians shot at different angles, high and direct, the shields are not that effective, from different angles.

    By breaking formation, there was a chance the roman calvary can fight at almost even terms, if they can make contact before the archers came. Else, they would still lose by attrittion.

  • Long live for Parthia!!!!

  • I'm not old! >:(

  • Typical old Crassus, going into something without the slightest clue...

    OLD!

    Go warrior, go!

    Old...

  • EvilFingerTeacher:

    Old sheep on the block.

  • 1:43 those are sarmatian cavalry not cataphracts! lol

  • @JamesGamesish technically Sarmatians are an Iranic people ;-)

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  • BEST SERIES EVER OR WHAT?

  • @famemonster1993 i agree the romans were savages and "thieves" of culture (from the greeks) . believe me im not saying the following because im greek but because i truly believe it! when alexander invaded the east he treated them as equal! the romans would have them called barbarians and savages as you said! plus i agree that holywood is fake!

  • @famemonster1993

    It's always the Jews fault isn't it?

  • no persian king cyrus saved the jews from babylon...........the romans occupied and killed many, but europeans always say roman enemies are savages

  • @famemonster1993 THEY ARE ALL SAVAGES!!!!

  • TESTUDO!!!!

  • @purefatdude2

    The arrows of the parthians were armor-piercing ... so there was no way the romans would have survived it.

  • @kickassemperor yes, it pierce their body armor, not the shield. 

  • @purefatdude2

    And if they got into testudo formation ... the cataphracs could have owned them :P

  • @kickassemperor hehehe not really

  • @andyhuangit sassanids, yes.

  • i thought he had molten gold poured down his throat? not decapitated?

  • @ConsvrgoTitanvRomani Tell me were i can get Europa barbarorum?

  • @andyhuangit actually it was some 200-300 years later.

  • Don't the romans have archers of their own to fire back at the parthians?

  • @CrimsonGuard1992 They did, but probably very few, maybe 500 of them, part of an auxiliary. Romans were using velites as part of their ranged/skirmisher formations and bowmen were rarely used, mostly in sieges. Anyway, a foot archer is no match for a horse archer, except maybe if they are in great numbers. So Crassus had no antidote for parthians.

  • Didn't they use testudo?

  • They should make a game like this, it would be cool

  • @uuhCantThinkOfAName

    It's called Rome Total War, man. It's awesome.

  • I just love shooting enemies fleeing for their lives in the back, lol!!!!!!!!

  • Persians are Romans Fought with Each Other and Third Party ''Arabs'' Came and Conquered both ... Sad History

  • Romans got pwned! lol

  • Kiting the romans!

  • I heard tales of the parthians pouring molten gold down Crasus's throat..

  • @KINGKENNYTHEHOLY yes, that is the popular story. Apparently they did so because of his infamous greed, though it's more likely he died as he did in this video.

  • I think Spartacus and hes ghosly legions is laughting at their grave by hearing the latest breakest news of marcus crassus grand deafeat by the hands of the parthians army adn their superior military stragety that played a unique part of tearing out the roman seven legion inside out without suffering much casuality, this is goood example of karma playing huge part, and favouring the parthians victory by throwing curses, dread,fear,horrors to break down the romans discipline by 70 folds ;D

  • but parthia can be proud it was the only rich state which live so long at the roman border..not least thanks to the "pax romana" roman peace

  • long live parthia long live persiaa....

  • Use testudo -.-

  • @LightShadow9 yeh they did, but the composite bow still punched through shields into hands and limbs. the Romans had countless walking wounded

  • bad for Crassus good for Ceaser

  • @svon1 but bad for Caesar that Cassius survived :P

  • @jamesupjimmy and bad for the parthians because the rest of the legion can defend syria so it became a cold war for the next 210 years then comes the war again and rome win after Vologaeses IV. surrender

  • @svon1 ok don't suck up your own ass too much pal

  • @svon1 Nope, because the Parthians "turned" to Sassanids.

    But then Arabs came and powned both Sassanids and Byzantines. :(

  • @VictumRoManius sorry but from that what i know are Parthians destroyed by Marc Aurel 166AD(with 3Legions).... then they became Sassanids in the early middle ages and then Byzantines and Sassanids loose against Arabs

    and once again we see life is a game sometimes you win sometimes you loose

  • @svon1 Hm, thats not what i have read. There was a guy named Ardashir who revolted against the Arsacid king of Parthia and defeated him in the battle of Hormizdegan. In that way the parthians lost and the Sassanids came.

  • @VictumRoManius and wiki pedia say that was so in 230AD but there loose against real Rome was in 166AD

    so parthia would be hit hard by Rome.... so first 53BC they gain there immortal victory agains crassus in 166AD

    they lose against marc aurel and in 230AD Ardashir found the sassanids empire which stop the "holy roman empire"(fouded 200AD and uses comitantense instead of legionari) ..,and i repeat life is a game`

  • the moral of the story?

    if you are a political/financial guy,stay that way.dont go off changing career,ESPECIALLY not into military

  • @ulongkoror uhhuh

  • @paymanmktr

    The Zaza people are definitely not Kurds. I'm half Kurd, half Zaza and in contrast to the Kurds, who have inhabited the region known as Kurdistan for thousands of years, the Zaza emigrated from the Caspian Sea to Anatolia in around 1000 A.D. They are similarities between both, but they are not the same. Type just the word Zaza into google, and you will get dozens of websites which will support this fact.

  • The Parthians were not Persians, but Iranian people. That's a difference.

    The only remaining descendants of the Parthians are the Zaza and the Gorani people from the southern shores of the Caspian Sea (the Zaza having emigrated to Eastern Anatolia). Todays Farsi belongs to the southwestern branch of the Iranian languages, and Zazaki, which shares the most similarities to the old Parthian, is one of the northwesthern Iranian languages. So, dear Persians, stop abusing the name of Parthia.

  • @GeneralGrievous18 I have no idea where you get your information,but from what I heard from you ,you must be Kurd and all people know how kurd are ,they have kurdish history ,and if you ask them colombus was half kurd,but if you look for true information you can look in Cambridge History book.

    Parthians were Like today Iran from all tribes but they were all Parthians,like today Iranian are Persians,Kurd,

    Azeri,Lore,.........

    But so was Romans and other ancient powers.

  • I read somewhere that in what is now Xinjiang a Chinese army found warriors with square shields and strange armor fighting for the Xiong-Nu, who seem to have been the Huns. Apparantly the Parthians enslaved Roman soldiers from Carrahe, using them to fight on the eastern frontier of Parthia. Capturing them, or maybe these Romans escaped, the Huns pressed these Romans into their service.

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  • @Albacorewing Actually the evidence is inconclusive. The Han Chinese records mentions that the infantry in the Xiongnu army are deployed in a 'fish scale formation'. Historians Homer Dubs identified this formation as Roman testudo formation. When historians restudy Chinese texts, the formation is refered to tighly packed infantry formation not necessary Roman testudo formation. There are hardly or no evidence at all to prove Roman presence in China.

  • @Albacorewing If there are Romans in the Xiongnu army, it is unlikely that they retain Roman Legionary equipment. They are disarmed immediately after being taken prisoner. When they are used to guard the Parthian eastern frontier, these Romans will be issued Parthian military equipment. In the end, if the Han Chinese used them to guard its western frontier, they will be issued Chinese military equipment. Therefore it is impossible to find evidence for Roman presence in China.

  • Persians always been better than any other ciivlizaiton

    we just demolished the entire Romans armies

    Parthians just had 10000 Catapracht and archer horses while romans had the 60000 well trained and advanced legions!

  • @TheKourosh1990 In the first place, Parthians are an Iranian people, just the Medes and Persians were. second place, stop being arrogant with your foolishness. Eqyptians, Greeks, Romans, Chinese , Mayans, and Persians all had great civilizations one time or another. lastly, it was 35, 000 Romans at the battle. please know your facts before posting. it was a great victory for the outnumbered Partians, no doubt. Crassus was a business man not a general or warrior.

  • @lacviet

    so, what you said just approved my point

    XD

    YES THEY ARE ALL GREAT, i do give credit to what they did, but Persians have had the remarkable influences from east to west.

  • @TheKourosh1990 if you want to talk about influencing both West and East, then the Indians (Aryans) would be the culture that has done both. Buddism/Hinduism spread to East Asia. Sanskrit and mythology spread to the West. Indian literature (Ramayana) is the base for Thai, Indonesian, khmer, Burmese literature. Language and music to both West and East. before you call anybody clueless, Parthians supplanted the Persians from power. two different ethnicity sharing a common ancestor.

  • @TheKourosh1990 Arsaces the first leader of the Parni (Parthians) was of Bactrian/Scythian descent. they were all Iranians sharing the same land, but their culture was mainly a poetic culture, they spoke an Iranian langauge close to the Medes (north-west Iranian). not related to Parsi/Farsi. if you want to glorified Persian civilization, that's fine, but Parthian was unique with its warfare and rural/agricultural lifestyle. their claimed to fame was restoring an indigenous people ruling Iran.

  • @lacviet

    Actually the Parthians were an Persian-Speaking tribe, they spoke middle Persian (Also known as ''Pahlavi'') Which is from the Southwestern Iranian family. The Parthians mission was to drive the Seleucids out of Iran to make a new Persian empire which later became ''the Parthian Empire'' and later evolved to ''Sassanid Empire''. The Parthian people's language was Middle Persian but i'm not sure if they were Persian by blood. They were probably from a northern Iranian Tribe.

  • @samioa interesting information. i thought they spoke a north-west dialect. I knew that they drove out the Greeks to claimed back Iran with an indigenous dynasty. at least we agree that the Parthians were not Persian. they were Iranian people by classification. what separated them from Persians were their superb horsemanship and warfare style. thx for sharing :)

  • @lacviet

    Parthians are Iranian and no question about it! Parthians are from nomad Aryan tribes like Persians and Medians

    i don't know why you send this comment to me! clueless!!!

  • Nothing about the gold poured down Crassus' throat after he'd been killed? Could that just be one of histories rumors?

  • NOTE: If Persians invade they no one is trying to find exuses why they loose, but if romans loose 2 minutes of the video is used o show why the romans lost.

    Quit unfair for a history channel.

  • Hehe this battle is so awesome!

    10000 Rersians vs 60000 Romans!

    I love both civilizations, but this battle is clearly a new Canae for the Romans!

    Persia FTW!

  • cant they get the right cavalry model for the cataphracts ffs

    lol

  • i wont compare 00 and lord of the rings, though a work of fiction LOTR is far more superior. 300 is 1 time watch but one can watch LOTR many times .

  • @sushanalone Well you might've not wanted to compare them but you did just that, so here I take the liberty... I could hardly finish lotr and I only started it in the first place cause a friend wanted to see that pile of garbage.

  • @andrinho epic trolling, who gives a fuck about a random person's interest in LOTR or 300. if you ask me the same question on my comment , my answer is 1 guy did his/her name is andrihno :P

  • @sushanalone You make little sense. I gave my opinion as you did yours, after all this is what this space is for, accusing me of trolling and using abusive language just makes you look like a fool. By the way, weren't you the first one posting about your personal views on those movies? Obviously I am not the only one who cares. Please don't answer me and prevent yourself from further em·bar·rass.

  • @andrinho if you observe my comment i included myself into the"who gives a fuck about a random person's comment" and in a friendly manner tried to seal the unnecessary discussion.mate how about bugger off and avoid yourself the embarrassment of lack of interpretation; Your trolling btw was "Well you might've not wanted to compare them but you did just that" i like to help people with special intellectual needs.

  • oh didnt the parthians pour molten gold down Crassius's throat as a punishment of breaking the peace and personal greed?

  • I think in this battle Surenas or whatever the parthian general was ; outdid the military strat of Alexander in Issus.

  • or crassus, the richest man in rome,could have bribed the cataphracts and that would win the war.

  • @punongkahoy312 the cataphracts fought for their lands, they were noblemen like medieval knights who were given land by the king in a feudal society. they would come fund armour and equipment and die for keeping their lands. that said they had more power in the feudal system than the one that romans would bring imposing their own roman governers.

  • 2:49 nice slide!

  • I always thought that Crassus died by molten gold poured down his throat, not in the actual battle like the documentary says

  • can you imagine if somehow the romans wan at Carrhae? The empire could have ACTUALLY conquered into India and China!!! WOW!

  • @Senorize

    Emperor Trajan tried this again some 150 years later. He was victorious and conquered mesopotamia, but fell ill and died soon after. His successor Hadrian decided to retreat again to the old borders

  • @lucius1976 can you link source from crap what you said?150 year later parthian were no more and sasaniand were in power in persian empire and they were one of superpower of their time.

    link: Harvard history book,section persian empire

  • @paymanmktr

    Excuse me. That is no crap. Carrhae was 53 BC, Trajan died in 117 AD. So, somewhat 150 years later.

    To further correct you the Partian Empire lasted until 224 AD.

    Do not insult others. Especially if you lack the facts to back it up

  • @lucius1976 He was only victorious on paper. There was constant raids on Roman forts, and supply trains were frequently ambushed. The Romans were limited to a few forts when Hadrian withdrew. Also, the Romans made a third attempt to defeat the Iranians, and even though they won at the gates of the Persian capitol, they were defeated by the same tactics that the cossacks used on Napoleon when he invaded Russia.

  • Ever notice how the majority of Rome's Military disasters are lead by stupid, corrupt, arrogant commanders?

  • @fireball973 power corrupts... there are no exceptions in nationalities and time

  • That part with the horse archers and cataphracts vs Publius is the part of the battle of Carrhae you play in the Historical Battle in RTW isn't it? There's even a small hill nearby, many people use that to win that battle and 'change history'.

  • Wish they would make another documentary series like this, but with Empire: Total War and on 18th century/Napoleonic battles.

  • In terms of dramatization there's an interesting novel (somewhere) called The Parthian that includes Carrhae in the narrative. I lost my copy decades ago and can't find any reference to it anywhere. Written by someone called Mack Smith it reads sort of like a Howard Fast who used numerous pen names but that is another dead end.

  • *ahem* Battles of Amanus Pass and Mount Gindarus. Publius Ventidius Bassus completely and utterly whooped the floor with Parthians. Curious how nobody seems to remember them.

  • @Wille278 you obvioulsly do, and we also remember them. But the effect of those battles do not compare to the effect this actual battle had on either parties. For the Romans, this was a serious setback. And isn't it enough that people actually remember the Roman Empire. I doubt you'd get any reaction, other than confusion, if you had asked someone about the "Parthian" Empire.

  • Marg bar Macedonia

  • Some sources said that Crassus alone possessed a wealth o f 1.79 Trillion US Dollars 

  • Hah.... Crassus was to arrogant to talk... he was captured and had gold poured down his mouth...

  • does any1 wish they could be a king of a nation and go 2 war with rome :P

  • Horse Archers using suppressive fire to pin them down and lower their defences, then attack while their defences are low.... that tactic is still useful today...

  • they should make a movie about surena: A man of noble birth (the surena family crowned the emperors), fought to defend his land and is a hero. but because of his emperors paranoia was executed. They should do a double story of him AND crassus...

  • Wait, the Parthians killed men under white flag? Thats not cool.

  • @MidnightSun009 well a brawl broke out under the white flag between the bodyguards of two generals and one was killed, but legend has it that parthians captured him and pourd molten gold down his throat, which was a common punishment for treasion in Parthia -pouring molten lead, but for Crassius's greed they made i t gold as a pinch of sarcasm.

  • @sushanalone Haha, I thought Crassus execution wasn't a common one. Those Parthians had way too much gold.

  • @MidnightSun009 maybe but rome and parthian had peace agreement and roman broke that

  • @paymanmktr No, see that would imply that going to war is breaking a peace treaty. If that were the case virtually all countries had broken a treaty and are dishounourable. "Breaking" peace treaty just means you go to war or do you have a different view?

  • @MidnightSun009 True they were sitting on the Main land trade route between the east and west and trading with both sides as far as china and korea by sea. They ahd a feudal system unlike romans and hence the warriors who faught there werent fighting for glory but for the survival of their power , lands and wealth making them tenacious enemies. plus their unconventional tactics and knowledge of land made it impossible for rome to have any sort of medium or long lasting influence there. :)

  • @sushanalone Land Trade Route*

  • @sushanalone you have it wrong, they were fighting for both. They also set the standard for European knights. They also had a fierce training system (schools of which still exist in Iran to this day). The Mounted arrow tactics were practically unbeatable until the invention of gunpowder. The Mongol army used these tactic later on, many cite the sacking of the parthian capital city as a sign of superiority but when you consider they are a nomad peoples the importance of this is naught...

  • 5:32---> i think its chronicled that Crassius was killed by pouring molten gold into his mouth: because the Parthians thought his greed to be the cause of war having requested several Treaties and offers befroe to him while he was advancing into their lands.

  • @sushanalone Tes, I wonder. What did really happen? Is that just a legend?

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  • Ronald Mellor pisses me off

  • Fucking arrows...

  • long live Surena.

    Crassus picked up vs the wrong guy lol

  • i thought they captured crassus and melted  gold into his mounth?

  • @rolle16

    They did that first, cut off his head, and then used his head as a stage prop in a production of Euripides's The Bacchae.

  • LoL! : )

    @4:06 - 4:11, "We really want to talk, everything will be ok... let's talk, let's talk.... you should talk"

    Poor Crassus, he ended up being a prop in a Greek tragedy at the theatre. ;)

  • make a movie,the sun would shine upon their gleaming armor

  • this isn't the Roman Empire, this is before the Empire.

  • CRASSUS - ASSHOLE

  • A portion of ten thousand Roman prisoners were used to guard the Parthians' eastern frontier against Central Asian nomads. According historian Homer Dubs, some of them joined or forced to serve the Xiongnu nomads to raid Han Chinese territories. 150 Roman soldiers were captured and were used by the Han Chinese to guard its western frontier. A community of Chinese people with Caucasian features claimed descent from these Romans.

  • I think it was a little bit cheesy that they used Rome Total War. i would have thought that the HISTORY CHANNEL would have more budget/money.

  • This series was a promotion for the game Rome Total War.

  • sassanids parthians all secusesers of the persian empire that fougt alexander.

  • they could mak an awesome war movie about this man, similar to 300 and lord of the rings

  • i doubt it.

  • They could make a good movie about this guy.

    He was born wealthy - lost it all then got it back by taking property from criminals - legal at that time.

    One of the richest to have ever lived he used to buy entire districts of Rome when they were on fire (this happened a lot and the fires were just left to burn out) for cheap as the owners would loose everything anyway in the fire and then once the deal was settled he brought in his private 500 man fire fighting army to put the fires out!

  • Its also thought that after this battle some of his troops - too scared to return to Rome wandered Asia finally settling in central China. Helmets have been found in the area and also Chinese writings of troops using the testudo formation in a battle there. There is also a reference in the writings to something called Li Jien (legion). Seems unfair that Pompey and J Caesar are so well known and not this guy.

  • well he kinda sucked at military strategy but he was pretty smart

  • Roman prisoners were already striped of their arms and equipment by the Parthians when they were captured. They would be equiped in Chinese armour and weapons if the Han Chinese installed them as border guards. It is unlikely to find Roman military equipment on Chinese archeological site.  Chinese records mentioned fish-scale formation and the term used to describe tightly pack infantry formation. It is possible that the fish-scale formation is misidentified as testudo formation.

  • @bobbyhelmet2 i know...

  • @bobbyhelmet2 Hardly putting out fires, wrecking all the perfectly safe buildings around the hazarded area in order to stop the fire spreading. Btw, he would "negotiate" the price on those nearby properties as well before ordering them to the ground.

  • I just hope its better than 300.

  • I dont think so.. Crassus is no where near as glorious as other ancient figures. Aside from quelling Spartacus he did not accomplish much. He is mostly viewed as a villain anyway, so making a movie where he would be the protagonist would be challenging.

  • @liner986 if it's anything like 300 it will be nothing like the true story

  • @liner986 Actually there is a Lord of the Rings fan made mod of the same software shown here. Its free, just Google Lord of the Rings Total War.

  • @BroyhillVideo He was talking about films not mods

  • @liner986 would be cool if they did, but they won’t. There are political agendas in play right now and highlighting Iranian victories goes against the propaganda war of the west, especially the US!

  • oh go no not a movie, they will only turn it into anti-Iranian propaganda like 300...

  • @supersymbiotic thanks for saying what every sensed person thinks, I facepalmed when I saw the comment about 300

  • @liner986 the 300 and the lord of the rings great war movies? wtf are you on!

  • Also there were several times that the "historians" were "Unfortunate" that roman lost the war ( the war that Roman opened) and I think the true historian should be fair and balanced.

  • that was an unbalanced clip or way of delivering history. in entire clip they never mentioned that parthian army was out number 4 to 1 and also most of their army were bow man were volunteer and their actual army was only 1000 and that means Sorena was one of the greatest general in the world history and that never mentioned either .

  • Pompeii and Caesar were actualy good friends, Caesar was popular with the people and Pompeii, the Senate, so the senate went to Pompeii and said "look you gotta kill caesar or hes gonna kill you!" So Pompeii attacked Caesar and Caesar attacked back

  • I love the way you have used Rome Total War to show it (Y)

  • Ceaser actually went back and avenged Crassus death. The Parthians, by stopping the romans, were able to maintain the trade routes between China and Europe. It wasn't until the 15 Century that Europe was able to, cut the middle East out, by sailing around it to India, China, and Japan.

  • fuck crassus go trajan

  • Damn, Parthia got so owned by the romans that they became the Sassanid, how many times it's capital was sacked? Didn't the Romans burned it palace to the ground?... Anyway, the Sassanid started to try with no sucess conquer roman territories and while it was conquered by the arabs the East Roman Empire or Byzantine Empire remained for centuries.

    .

    Don't get me wrong, I love the persians empires, I just think that the Roman Empire is in a all other level of greatness.

  • give me a break!

  • of course you would say stuff like this. You identify yourself with the romans and not the persians.

    The persians deserve much more credit from the west for their contribution to civilization than they actually receive. Parthia had several capital cities. So an army so large can not always be at a city. conquering a city and burning it is not a victory. Defeating the army would be a victory.Also Arabs didnt have the power to defeat both romans and Persians,so they took the one that was closer.

  • continued;

    So the fact that Persians lost to Arabs didnt mean that romans were stronger then Persians, it just meant romans were luckier. Had the arabs concentrated on the romans they would have certainly wiped out the roman empire, as i am sure you know that the eastern roman empire lost lots of land to arabs even after half of the arab army was lost in battles to conquer Persia. and arabs took parts of Europe too. So please dont patronize us ok. we know what we did and didnt.

  • yeah yeah this is you saying.

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    the east roman empire survived for more 8 centuries, thats not lucky.

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    and I give the persians credit, but the romans were much greater.

  • another thing you dont understand is that rome was positioned very well, if you look at the map persia is surrounded by its enemies while constantinople has a see to protect itself

  • @killzonephx yes, its a point, however rome didnt lost its lands in asia untill the arabs conquests... and even then, it keeped asia minor.

  • thats true but if you count the byzantine empire and the western roman empire as one, then you might as well count the parthians and the sassanids one empire

  • persian had a 700 year war with roman and at the same time with mogols and eastern enemy and some times arabs got dengerous.people from north also attacked persia. As i know for eastern enemies were more dangerous for persia because all their capitals were in in west and so close to roman.

  • at first parthian wanted to talked to roman , but when crassus came with bodyguards and weapons they killed him. in iran when enemies wanted to talk they went without weapon and budygurds(iran= Parthia )

  • Europa barbarorum is so much better. vanilla is sooooo mainstream and fake. like 300.

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  • Friend, this is the History Channel. I'd trust this more than your ninth grade history class.