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  • hey dejuanp can you tell me whats the song in the background

  • LMAO "ya knoe wut IM GOING TO WRITE A LETTER"

  • lol im subsribin to yo videos u funny as hell

    the white part of new orleans? 9th ward all day baby! lol

  • this is my all time favourite video from you dejuan!!! you kinda looked like simbad

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

    hilarious.

  • Red arse? Lol

  • u are too funny lol

  • one day i went to mcdonalds. i overdraft on my debit card. about 3 dollars. and my bank charged a 35 dollar overdraft fee.

  • yup. that Bank Of America'll get u everytime. lol

  • Are you a comedian?

  • That happend me to me the other day at Whole Foods she was like YOUR CARD IS DECLINED IT'S NOT PROCESSING" she was so loud it wasn't even called for. I was like that's impossible b/c I just used it prior to coming in here at another store, please try again. The 2nd time she swiped it worked.. It was ignorant how loud she was to try to put me on blast but felt stupid in the end..

  • man you are funny and my fav youtube person he has just described alot i mean ALOT of white people i know but im not like that so its not just ALL whites:)

  • some white people piss me off( i guess im albino black lmfaoo im irish) BUT the reason why white people piss me off is because they are racist and give other whites a bad look

  • lmao omg

  • D, you should get overdraft protection

  • lol@I HAVE OVER 500 DOLLARS IN THERE. omg the face d. love the story, and trust, me IVE BEEN THERE. but this is all about u right now. i feel you

  • ha ha ha ha ha 3:31-....I got more money than them!!!!!!!! lmao boy you are so crazy! lol

  • Wow...that does stink. At my job that has happened to customers and they will say pretty much the same thing; there's money in the bank. Fraud protection does suck when they don't IMMEDIATELY phone you when they "suspect" fraudulent charges...crazy

  • That happened to me because McDonald's did multiply CHARGES on my dang card, so I go to the bank and they said"Oh there were multiple charges from one place(McD's), what I said"OK what happened to a phone call? I was at the grocery store when I was DECLINED...got to love the banking system....

  • Rofl. Bing Accepted.

  • lmao that happend to me when i was pregnant and went baby shopping then l8r in the day i tryed to use my card and it wouldnt work the bank are stupid they would know if it was fraud cause we wud fone them to let them know its missing, lmao i get scared in shops using my card i still get worryed incase it get declined then i look stupid lol even though i know i got money in there

  • We do think about making sure that the money is in the bank. Even when we know it's barely there.

  • lmao WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL that does suck tho

  • reaction at 3:32 - 4:00 is freakin hilarious!

  • Raising Canes...#1 with a Sweet Tea! That's me all day!

    Dejuan, you know exactly what to get at fast food stores.

  • llonden2kx: that's why i'm getting teased about being fat now. i gets the RIGHT stuff baby...lol.

  • no "holla at tha kiiidz!"....?....lol

  • thiz vid made ma day!!

  • damn like that just sucks!'

    heres a little joke about this:

    When the card declined, and the people were looking at you thinging u g9t nio money in the bank, u shoulda sang out louid "Got Money" by Lil' Wayne

  • lol @ this!!! I made a "large" purchase one day on my debit, and I guessed it triggered the FP ... and I stopped by starbucks and my card got denied for $5 ... I made them re-swipe and then key in the numbers ... lol ... that was so embarrassing ... after talking to the bank to lift the block ... I made it an effort to go back and prove that I had money ... I didn't even want the coffee anymore ... it was about the pride ... lol!!!

  • wicked: okay...jokes people calmed me down. i was like 'dude taking this vid a little too serious'. my edited videos that are funny are always just that...for laughs. one of the people was black...so i gotta make everybody white for comic relief...

  • LOL! I had that to happen to me but the lady GOT REAL LOUD WITH ME!!!!!

    I was like damn bitch why you had to say that shyt so loud LOL!

  • Im so glad cause I thought I was by myself. And this old lady at Smiths be wanting me to slap her cause everytime I use my debit child support card she asks me if its food stamps and a couple times it declined cause my grandma used it before and forgot to tell me she spend all the $ on it so this old white heffa has this little smartass grin on her face.

  • This happened to me a two times. You must be with BOFA. It is a double edge sword tough...the first time is was me using the card and I guess I used it to much in different cities for them to block it. The second time the numbers were stolen and it wasn't me and they called while I was out still shopping. It is embarrassing though. I agree with you though everyone else is broke and yet they want us to bail out the rich.

  • Don't Feel Bad Dejuanp.I Went Walmart Yesterday To Go Pick Up Sum Stuff I Needed.When I Got Out To The Checkout Line.I Was The Only Person In At That Checkout.I Mean Nobody Was Behind Me.Well,I Went To Go Swipe My Card.I Start Putting My Stuff In My Basket All I Hear Is CARD Has Been DECLINED.I Was At Self Checkout Line.When I Turn Around I Had 5 White Ppl Behind Me Looking.I Swipe The Card Again.I Think This Time The Voice Got Louder.Card Has Been DECLINED.

  • lol...its that you broke black ass look. its an odd feeling on both ends though, because i manage a retail store and checking out a customer and seeing declined gives me the same look i got when i heard Palin was a VP choice...WTF...DAMN!!!

  • u must bank with Bank of America. LOL

  • Yeah brah. That happened to me before. I was a Domino's and my card didnt go through. Im like I had $800 in my account. She tried it twice but it said Declined both times. Luckily I had another debit card with another bank and cash moeny incase that didnt work. Workers or cashiers should never look at you crazy when your card declines because this happens more than often. Its already embarrassing enough for someone to tell you their card was declined but to give them a funny look is worse.

  • hahaha...I love this that happened to me last year after I paid my tuition. I tried to buy my books n it was declined...I was like WTF my dad works for the frickin' bank...LMAO

  • This shit is funny as hell. One of your best videos.

  • Here in Mexico fraud protection is vital. Especially because of all the CC theft. If you use your card too much in a day it will be blocked, even if you're below the limit. The CC company (eg American Express) will contact you and question your recent financial activity. If everything's ok, they will unblock it and allow you to keep using it. If not, it will remain blocked.

  • LOL I watch too much tv...!

    Right before you said it

    I said it!

    "...ya know what...? I"m gonna write a letter!"

  • FRIEND INVITES

  • donelce: i just checked...i just got like 279 of em'...lol. let me go over there now:)

  • ROFLMMFAO, yeah I know that feeling you know when everyone in the store is watching you already then the card gets declined and they give you that look and everyone behind you in line starts doing "silent laughs" yeah, but anyway I tell em "it's not what it looks like,.... honestly" it helps then i pull out cash and pay for it gets em goin in line everytime I need a new wallet becuase my old one was cheap leather and scratched the back of the card.....yeah right :)

  • LMFAO! The same sh*t happened to me today! I gotta call Risk Management Monday morning. Wamu is hell for losing all their damn money. I wonder how this JPMorgan/Chase thing is gonna work out.

  • Dejuan, c'mon. The card reader machine is racist now? =P

  • Sure you do, here's ur card

    LOL!

  • LOL Boi you crazy. Haha I've had one of those days. The banks do be tripping.

    ~T

  • LMFAO!!!

  • haahahahahahahahah omg. this is absolutely my favorite video by you!! im sittin in my Economics class and i bursted out laughing... I made a huge ass scene in my lecture hall.. thank u dejuan p.. thank u

  • I was wondering why you did not call the first time... and Yes I would have been on the phone the first time... lol so funny... Ihate when that happens... lolo

  • WELL JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER... when i worked at Home Depot (IN A WHITE NEIGHBORHOOD) I got the privledge to tell ALOT of white people that their cards were declined... hehehe.... it never happend with blacks with me..

  • aw man.. that shit happens with my foodstamp card!! hehehehhehe :)

  • Nice Shirt bruh,

    You hit the nail right on the head! LOL

    That happened to me in a High-scale store, not many black people shop there and when I do shop there I make sure the black woman get the commission. Well, she swipe the card it DECLINED (yeah I got the -(Blackie aint got no money look) So I did it the "white person" way and called the bank right then & there and WENT OFF once it was fixed I was like try the card again... ACCEPTED then I gave them that -(I DO HAVE MONEY... SNICTHEZ)Look

  • That's true

    Even when I know my account has money in it, I'm praying over my debt card, lol

  • LOL, I got declined @ the bursar's office @ my school and u KNOW they r LOUD. She was like WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK LATER? I was on line 2 long for that. So I used another card, it turned out that the 1st card was expired, I hadn't used it in a while so I didn't look.

    Then, one day at Macy's I was opening up a card at the register to get an extra 15% off or whatever, and the guy (he was black mind u) was all SURPRISED that I was approved. He was like "oh! it went through!" I was like 0_0.

  • That suuuuuuuuuucks....

    I've been frauded on my shit before too bro... a couple years ago. I was so pissed!

  • This is hilarious.This has happen to me at subway using my Paypal debit card & my mom before at the grocery store.I remember my mom went grocery store shopping & had 2 big ass carts of food.We had to put everything back.That shit was so embarrassing.

  • this was to funny lol

  • yea i know the feeling it only happens to me at the movies cause they got that old as card reader the one that u can hear dialing out to connect to the network.

  • This same thing has happened to at least 4 of my white friends up here in NYC. That shit is annoying and makes you look like a broke-ass bum...Most of my friends called right away though rather than trying every ATM in the state first.

    No shit about bailing out the rich people though.

  • These type of Videos are the reason why I love Dejuan P. You are such a mess. lol

  • your shirt is distracting me. lmfao, i know exactly how you feel about the white people looking at you, i'm always afraid that that will happen to me (its always happened once) i can feel them waiting for something to happen. it gets to the point that if i don't know 100% i have enough money i just don't buy anything. ahahahaha with some LEMONADE THIS TIME! lol.

  • I find myself calling the bank to check the balance BEFORE i go in to use my card. That way i never have that problem.

    And if I did decline, I always call right there on the spot. Y'all not finna (I'm a lil country) make me put all my groceries back.

  • you are sooo jim carey in this video. i love it and everything is sooo true! LMBAO!

  • augirl: haha...jim carrey was a big inspiration on me...big big. :)

  • lmao dejuanp you are so funny!!! i love you!oh yea this also has happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee i live in California..black or white noooo a bank thang change your BANK!! THEY SUCK!!.....they do be given u the LOOK

  • johnnie: yeah, that look of doom. maybe i'll call it the 'barack' look...them the type folks who still think john mccain is america's savior, after voting with bush 90 percent of the time. might as well say mccain's been in office. don't know who you're voting for, just saying:)

  • say that ish!!!!!

  • That's a shame.The bank is known to screw up.

  • Soooooooooo funny! Hi, Dejuan!

  • shawn: hi right back to ya!:)

  • Man....driving an SUV and having to fill up almost twice I week I'm CONSTANTLY in that situation.

    Funny thing is....my bank let's me go OVER by a certain amount and doesn't issue me a warning....so a $4 pack of cigs ends up being $37 after overdraft fees. Imaging THAT 3-4 times a week!

    EFF THAT BAIL ME OUT!!!

  • meanblackdude: 4 dollars for a pack of cigs? man, you better start smoking oregano...lol. i did when i was 14...only like once or twice though. ;)

  • sooooo funny! lol

  • you are always entertaining

  • Dejuan, Dejuan, Dejuan. Thanks for the edutainment. I could go on for hours about this. But we'll save it for another time. Oh BTW I bank at Washington Mutual & it got taken over by the Feds & then sold to JP Morgan. The damn doors were chained up on Thursday!!! It's open today though!!

  • calvin: damn, how they got locks on the bank door. never saw that! when this economy thing touches the hood, that's when you know it's real. ain't nothing round me changing...yet. i know it's coming though...

  • People don't want to see it, but Wall Street is directly connected to Main Street which is directly connected to my street.

    Calv

  • LOL!!!

  • lol! you're soooo funny! :)

  • im sorry d but why oh why didnt you call the bank the first time it was declined??? i do when that happens (i started writing this just as you hit the white folks calling part and i have to say in that case your right i call straight away as i cant stant the humiliation of a declined card ) call it a lesson learned babe

  • abominble: yeah, i may do a follow up video for this one. i want to talk about it a little more. the tension by the white people when it declined was different. eerie feeling. it's like they felt good that i could get their business...lol.

  • maybe. or it could be paranoia lol.. no seriously i know what you mean and it isnt just directed at black people trust me. but i have to wonder if this was a republican area you were shopping in as lets face it obama just served mccains ass on a plate and them retards..oops i mean republicans must be shitting bricks by now

  • If this bailout thing goes through, there's gonna be a lot of people UNelected in the next congressional elections.

  • OMG...that happened to me when I went to Dallas all up in Nordstrom on my little shopping spree. I was PISSED OFF and EMBARRASSED. They put the same fraud block on my card cause I was spending so much and it was out of state. Had to call and answer some code questions so they would unblock it. LOLOLOL....

  • oh how i miss raising cane's. :-( they dont have them here. but i hate when wachovia does that fraud block crap. its so embarassing. they did it to me when went to walmart to buy at $1 bottle of lotion. i was heated and certainly called to give them the business. lol. after they explained to me why they did it, i felt better about it. great vid.

  • LMAO on a bottle of lotion in Wal-Mart aaaaahahahaha I know you were embarrassed. Thats so messed up.

  • im white dude your welcome anytime credit or none.

  • jay: cool...i just need the hook up baby!

  • oh yer watching your vids on the whole campaign... you so right man why dont you apply for chatshow man .. actually have something descent to watch on tv then... Oh yer i aint no american but OBAMA BABY. mccain can go play golf.

  • LOL!

    That was hilarious! ;D

  • great thumbnail for the vid lol

  • jaykax: thanks....i had to upload it find out which part would be the thumbnail and then place the picture there...the new formula youtube has done sucks.

  • im sorry sir but this video has been declined =P

  • zaxaron: ooooh, that was on point. lol;)

  • LOL!! Had the same experience this week!

  • mtamorphis: man, i hope barack obama wins...everytime i experience a hint of racism, i'll just politely respond with 'aren't you just glad that obama is in office'...that's what the majority of americans are afraid of. so i'll just be quiet now....:)

  • LOOOL

    *pong!* Declined!

    LMFAO

  • Dude this just happened to me this week! i was buying stuff and it was declined because they blocked it! im hispanic but them white folks be looking at me like i shouldnt have even tried to by stuff! :D but luckily i had another card which i used!

  • OMG!! Why was I in Kroger a few weeks ago and the EXACT same thing happened to me?? LOL!! It certainly was not funny then but now it's hilarious! I did the exact same thing! After the block was removed, I went back through the same line I was previously in just to show Micki (the cashier) that it was my bank's fault and not mine! LOL!! This was a wonderful video Dejuan!

  • tiana: wonderful video yes, but editing it was hell...geez. so tedious this particular time. glad you liked it.

  • 4:53-58..........

    WTF man?! LMAOx!!!!!!!!!

    This is why I don't use my cards..to much hassle.

    Could have been much worse if you were dark skinned.. O_o

  • thugo5k: yeah, it was funny the was the chick kept looking me in my eyes, but it was like out of the corner(raising cane's chick.) so i just asked her 'how are you doing'. she seemed like a self conscious chick too(heavily overweight) by the way she carried herself. i was behind the white lady in the line and a white guy was behind me. she opens her register and says 'i can help the next person and looks right at the guy behind me. i just said 'i'll have a number one'...then my card declines lol

  • shawn: hi right back to ya.

  • lmaooooo you are so silly!!

  • LMAOOOO

    1:54 - 2:25!"Why u ackin lii dissss!" lmfao!

  • It's almost as embarrassing as being at a store, getting to the register,having everything rung up and realizing you left your money and credit card at home.

  • Holy shit!

  • lmfao

  • I feel your pain man, someone once gave me a hard time over a check I wrote bc of the handwriting, I was like shit, this isn't school, its a damn check and its a good check so whatever...

  • weeeeellllllllll!!!! lol

  • ur' crazy as heck...oh my..i'm cryin'!!!! you soooooooooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy..lololo­lolol...bless all ya'!!ur'wife, mama, kids? i would think so cuz ur' soooo silly..like a big kid!! i kno' all the kid's luv you!! blessed b!

  • I know what you mean, with Wamu they backrupt ass now ha, but i drew frequent atm withdraws that day, but good thing i didnt have a date when i tried to get something to eat. But the damn card would not work long story short i waited on the phone about an hour and then they took the block off damn them.

  • You got Wamu too? I ain't been able to do anything credit wise with my card either! They bullshitting for real right now! I gotta go there in the morning.

  • Yeah i will just leave them altogether, They are the only bank i can think of that will let you open a checking account regardless of credit and what you owe other banks that screams red flags, ive had ohter issues with them i left them about six months ago

  • I don't blame you. I called this mornig and they told me the same stuff Dejuanp was talking bout in this video. "Possible fraud activity" and I just used the card that morning. So, I gotta call Risk Management Monday morning. A bunch of assholes and I left Wachovia to bank with them. Smdh.

  • As for the people calling right there, right then. That's a fucking joke, ITS DECLINED?!?! THAT MUST BE YOUR FAULT! "Sir, it might not be that the funds are not in there, it might be something completely different." OH YEAH? WATCH THIS**Whips out phone** IM GONNA SHOW YOU I HAVE MONEY!

  • Yeah, because white people like seeing black people fail...End of sarcasm. Working in retail, the only time I look at a person and wonder if their card will go through, is if they look sketchy or act sketchy(any race). Actin sketchy is talking a lot or talking fast. Trying to be EXTRA polite to you... But yeah, I have seen my fair share of declining and it must be humiliating even though it's nothing you have control over. By the way, the Dildo and KY LMFAO!!!!

  • Weeeelllllllll.....I love when you say that :)

    LMAO @ "I got more money than THEM!"

  • Man, when I get my new channel, imma HAFTA do a vid on this.

    I sooo feel what you are saying. I had one card call me cause I spent a GANG of money in like 2hours...but i was CHRISTMAS SHOPPING.  I'm glad they called cause I was on my way to the next store. lol

  • Since when are all white people rich lol?

  • Disregard misunderstood

  • LOL! thats so true Dejuanp

  • that's so messed up. yeah, i have to agree. we hope the card is working, although i know there's money in there. lmao @ america. this is too funny, yet it's so true.

  • Banks are there to fuck us up, no matter our color man

    my american express has fucked me over a number of times

  • btbking; i know...it was just a silly stereotype...;)

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