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  • do you have to bring up the hearts to nine to marry him like the others and how do i find that person that pure of heart

  • He didnt even kiss her! There was like, a gap between him and her...

    I think he was blagging it.

  • "... I'm not quite sure what that was, but let's move on!"

  • LOL this is the most interesting wedding i have ever seen...

  • As all Harvest Moon veterans like myself know...Assume all deities/magical shiny people are marriageable and move in. When in doubt, use the next best candidate as backup. xD

  • Owen had me worried because he kept talking about getting a drink and would then run off to lift weights or go to the bar. After seeing HK in action, I might have to reconsider. Muscle bound alcoholic or Chauvinist with a god complex? Hmm, Time to track down Calvin. O_o

  • @mamapeachez Go with Wizard, he's pretty easy to court and is just a down right sweet heart!

  • @Heavengirl1994 Now that's what I'm talking about! thanks. :)

  • he looks scary

  • Gay little harvest sprites :D

  • Has anyone else found themselves clicking teh mouse button, thinking it's the "A" button, to speed through the dialoge? lol

  • @SpifftasticGal  LMFAO

  • That awkward moment when you discover a new recipe during your wedding day.

  • Baapecoreproductions: that is exacally what I waz thinking!!!!;D

  • Did the Harvest King just kiss the air . . ?

  • @Benetoite Looks like it. Kind of a jip. Harvest Goddess will give a full-on kiss but he won't get too close? >=(

  • wow....what a jerk

  • I played ToT and my character's name was Clarissa too!

    trippyyyy haha(:

  • you know for a god and mortal wedding, the main character in the wedding dress yes i understand that but it would of been really interesting if the harvest king was in tux owo

  • I thought of this haha

    Friend: I married a doctor

    Me: I married the harvest king!!

    Come at me!!

    Friend: ...

    Me haha I win

  • apparently he things better of himself >.>

  • I should call you this name when i feel like it...wtf?

  • I don't think the king really wants to marry her, he's all like.

    King: I have to proclaim my love for her AND kiss her? Oh god.. I don't even know what a smooch is.

    Colin: I'll show ya (Gets all lovey with Daren) I've been waiting for a chance to do that..

    Ben: Alright, now that we know Coling is gay, lets continue.

    And after the whole wedding he only comes to knock you up and see the kids once or twice a year... Awful husband.

  • Lmao, the sprites are so adorable, especially Collin. xD

  • THAT DUDE IS GAY XDDDDDD 2:20 XDD

  • i was just thinking ,when you marry the harvest king he dosent help you in farm work and dosent cook for you like the other bachelors and he dosent live with u and all i could think of when they were getting married was this

    Molly: yay im married :D now i have a husband who will cook for me and help me with my work :DDD

    HK:woah woah woah..i dont know where you got that idea from but thats not happening anytime soon..

    Molly: D: i want a divorce...

  • I hate this guy so much.

  • >_< Hnnnnggg, I've never seen the Wii version of HM... cuz I only play DS... The graphics are so much better... D: I WANT.

  • I really wouldnt marry the king because it would be like a regular day, like before you got married..... Too bad hes never there. I PICKED GALE, hes soooo hot hahahah

  • Harvest King: Fool! Do you expect me to participate in a human ritual?

    Molly: YES. >:T

    Harvest King: >.>

    Molly: ಠ_ಠ

    Harvest King: >.>

    Molly: ಠ_ಠ

    Harvest King: ....*sigh*

    Molly: :D

  • AWW HE'S SO HAPPY THAT HE"S LITERALLY GLOWING!!!! He's so hawt. Definitely marryin' him when i get there!!!

  • I'm gonna call you this when I feel like it. What the heck?! he seems like such a jerk!

  • Omg, those little Sprites. XD

  • i love it how daren isnt doing anything but have tha whinny face on xD

  • DUDE!!!! the look he gets when hes married to you :( its like "WHATEVAA."

    thats why i like em other bachelors.. :/ ignis is nice, but he just makes me feel like he doesn't love me like the other bachelors do :( sob sob

  • that wasn't really a kiss, that was just an air kisss!! D8< *rage rage rage rage rage*

  • god, he's so funny

  • can you imagine telling people you're married to the Harvest King?

    think of the looks you'll get.

  • oh those sprites..XD

  • what did I just watch

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so warm it was

  • Those sprites ... XD

  • wow.. this wedding is really awkward

  • Dude, those Harvest Sprites are pervs o-o

  • IM SORRY, THIS IS JUST FUNNNY. lol and especially afterwards "You got Hearty Lunch Recipe" AHahahah c: thats so cuute, so this is what the other versions are like. And that is a hot looking Harvest King

  • Does he have a date event? Will he go to festivals with you? Or in family portiats is he there?

    I am really curious cause I can't find any of these things....

  • @DogNinjaGirl no he hasn´t got a date event and he don´t go to festivals with you(instead you must date simon;), but I think in family portraits he is, but I´m not sure

  • HK: Smooch? What is a "Smooch"? LOL

  • Was it hard to marry the harvest king?? i would think so ugh making all those trips up there everyday to talk to him and give him gifts D: Seems like too much work!

  • peh! he didnt even TOUCH her lips!! WIMP!! >.>

  • I Married the Harvest King because I wanted to see Collin kiss Daren! :3

  • And what I mean by "He's cold to you because the Harvest Sprites are there" is because Ignis doesn't want to admit any sort of weakness or interest in Human(Mortal) anything. Especially in front of the Harvest Goddess or the sprites.

    Even though its plainly obvious he's marrying you(a human) he still acts indifferent to it when in front of the Sprites. Despite saying he'd gladly take vows the day before! But when your alone with him he acts completely different.

    Because no ones watching <3

  • You would be surprised how the Harvest King acts after you marry him.

    He is by far the most meaningful guy you can marry. When you talk to him he is ALWAYS concerned about your welfare, asking to wear a hat while you work or even asking you to be careful on your decent down the mountain because its cold :3 Otherwise, he also has the most romantic speech when talking to him.

    The reason why hes so cold to you during the wedding is because the Harvest Sprites are there. Silly Ignis <3

  • I love how he has to bend down to kiss her!! XD

  • This by far is the only harvest moon game (at the moment I hope) where their are more then 2 good looking guys you wanna marry

  • this is by far my most favorite wedding XD

  • I just love the fact that instead of getting a lunch from a normal spouse, you get the recipe from the supernatural being.

  • I am surprise she isn't cold. 

  • The king looks depressing I'd marry luke

  • harvest king is a hot odiot

  • ...Best husband ever!

  • i married luke cause his nice and the harvest king never came

  • Lol, Collin is officially my favourite sprite.

  • he doesn't look very happy...emo king. the goddess is so much better.

  • LOL Collins a derp XDDDDD~ its adorable

  • Ok so if they cant even touch while kissing, how boring is sex gunna be?

  • I'd be kinda scared to king the Havest king >.< My hair or somthing might catch fire

  • O_O Jeez... chill Harvest King, chill.

  • those harvest sprites make me think of nightmare before Christmas for some reason.. o.O

  • Collin's face when he kisses Daren is wtf

  • Why don't ehir faces ever touch when they're kissing? It bothers me!

  • Aww how cute! Ignis is not familiar with this "smooch" business. XD Colin kisses Daren!

  • He's a dick!!!

    And u shood do a video of what the kids look like!!!

  • 2 things

    1.) he is kinda a d**k

    2.) u shood post a video of what the kids look like!!!

  • When I was watching the wedding I was eating two mini muffins and I love it when he goes what's a smooch and the Harvest sprite goes and kisses another Harvest spirte and the Harvest sprite goes what the heck was that about it would be funny if you could marry again even if you were married to him I don't know why but before he said the name he can call her I had a feeling he would say Bob (don't know why)

  • afrer the wedding

    HK: is that all

    THE GIRL; yes dear

    HK;ok back to work ,,,, dont come back again :D

  • i marrid him he is too boring and u should do much just to have child 17 hearts

  • this is basically the same as the wedding with the Goddess.

  • "Got Hearty Lunch Recipe~!" Gee, thanks, hubby.

  • Btw, I love how delayed Edge is to Ignis (hehe xP) asking what a smooch is xDDD

    And Collin, you sure showed them what a smooch is...LOL

  • Idk why, but seeing Clarissa being so happy in the wedding gown, almost praying for the best, and Alan starts the speech and the Harvest King says "Fool!" I just burst out laughing xDDD

  • LMAO Daren and Collin kissed. That's effing hysterical.

  • i'm suprise no one didn't make a yaoi story, manga or at least a joke about Collin kissing Daren and then with something with them getting older

  • *Just smile and nod, just smile and nod*

  • i was thinking to marry harvest king but i saw someone talking about it that wizard is much better than him T-T cuz harvest king doesnt live with you he stay at his place if i need to see him i have to go up for him ._.; and wizard help you on everything and harvest king doesnt give u a help T____T sigh but harvest king was like my first crush XD; oh Julius still look pretty *o*;

  • 2:16 And Boom Goes The Dynamite

  • LMFAO. smooch. XD

  • Lol...Ignis is a funny name xD

  • The harvest kind is kind of a dick.

  • man if he did stay with you you would be nice and toasty during winter tht's fer damn sure because of the fire radiating from his body.

  • lmao " smooch? what is a smooch? funnay!!!

  • "i shall call you this name when i feel like it" you can tell hes very excited i mean look at his face! lol

    

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  • I wonder if we'll ever get a divorce option in this game

  • @rubylicious1010 I heard with certain marriage canidates of Tale of Two Towns, you can divorce and remarry xD someone told me that, but not sure if its true.

  • oofff, that guy looks tough

  • Can you imagine if he caught you cheating?

  • @pokeyjo61  who did it!! i shall smite THEM!!! D:<

  • @pokeyjo61 life would be a living hell

  • @pokeyjo61

    he'd lose it and burn you. its already bad enough if you dont go to his love confession! :( ;-;

  • @pokeyjo61 Oh goddess no....I think I would have to hide..

  • @pokeyjo61

    Yes!

    Me: "Honey, I can ex--"

    FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOSH (fire noise?)

    The end :3

  • Ignis "Well, your home safe so I have to go back to the mouton top and-"

    Akira "Get down on the bed and take your pants off" x)

  • @xShadowxWoodx

    LOL EXCALIBUR

    Hilariousness he is :D

  • @xShadowxWoodx. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that XD

    "I'll call you that when I feel like it."

    Lol the harvest king is so shallow.

  • is collin a boy or girl???? 0_o

  • Ignis: FOOL!

    Me: xD cut it out, your not escalibur.

  • @xShadowxWoodx hurray for favorite anime references in favorite video game series videos xDD excaliburrrrr~~

  • Gawd the Harvest Sprites are so adorable in this game.

    And this wedding was derpy.

  • even at the wedding of "the harvest king" collin and darren are still gay

  • @TheMattCN JUST collin darren didn't know what was going on!

  • @TheMattCN It's a family kiss, they're basically brothers I think.

  • Ignis is pretty awesome. I'd marry him if he lived with you. Thumbs up if you agree

  • HK: what is smooch a

    yelow one: i `ll show you what is a smooch(yellow one kiss green one)

    purple one: wait ? what !!

    greenone: WTF !!!!!!

    eryone : what was that idk but lets move on

    yellow one : (yay a kiss grenn one !!)

  • he doesn't like in human ritual but he knows about wedding ring, what a tsundere

  • 0-0 OMG are the harvest sprites GAY or something?!

  • @GiniPig95 Just Collin!  XD

  • And may i ask how many millions of years old is this harvest king?

  • I love this my fav part is when collin kisses daren.

  • what kinda smooch is that ? they didnt even kiss xD

  • wheres the "no" option in 1:16??

  • 'I'll show you what a smooch is!'

  • WAT KIND OF A FREAKING NAME IS IGNIS?>:D XD

  • i seriosly loled XD

  • good thing i decided not to marry him,i wouldnt be able to handle this pressure...XD

  • poor Daren :(

  • *Collin kisses Daren*

    Harvest sprites: O.o

    Collin: :D

  • @NeonCloud7 he came out of his sprite closet :D

  • do you hav a honeymoon w/ him?

  • oh gee XD the harvest king is such a romantic XDD

  • Uhhh that wasn't really a kiss. their lips didnt touch lololol

  • *poof* RING!

  • I feel like I'm watching a parody of a HM game for some reason. lol.

    I never expected this to happen when you marry him. xD

    That was really funny!

  • WHAT. You can marry the HK?! WTF if i'd have known that i'd never have bothered with that stupid idiot hulking mass Owen. Though HK seems like a total douche.

  • @punkrat679 T_T; I like Owen!

  • @punkrat679 He is in the begining, but after he married you , he's a sweetheart. :)

  • @punkrat679 XD "hulking mass" You made my day!!

  • WTF? Collin kisses poor, unsuspecting Daren? I didn't know that Collin was a homosexual... Or do Harvest Sprites even have genders?

  • @phanpiggy

    they hav genders, Collin obviously went for Daren (her name used to be Dana, someone said they looked it up) cus she's a girl. the only girl to be exact. the only thing that might make you say im lying is when you r ringing the bells, go to daren's bell and the hgoddess will say somthing like, "his bell has been rung. thank you *___*!"

  • Daren is TOTALLY Collin's HOAR! But he just won't admit it!FOR HE IS AFRAID!! 80

  • no offence but he is a snoot

  • The fact that he looks pissed to be at his own wedding...

    How he didn't know what a 'smooch' is

    but to top it all off...WTF KIND OF A KISS WAS THAT?!? They were like 2 feet away from each other XD Like pull him down Clarissa

  • Sprite yaoi? ._.

  • Lol both the harvest goddess and harvest king dont know what a smooch is...

  • ^-^ uhm how do you get gill to appear? how to ring the bells? ( im new)

  • FOOL, DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SHOW MY LOVER HOW MUCH I REALLY LOVE HER BY MARRYING HER?!?!

    He's so mean ;A;

  • dude the harvest goddess and the harvest king dont know what a smooch is!?!?! wtf!

  • He was trying to prove he is tuff so he can show off in front of ya, it's a weird way of saying I love ya. Lool

    Btw why is the ring red?

  • @StaticConnectionn the ring is red because when you mary the harvest king, instead of geting a normal ring you get a special ring you can only get from marying him

  • He comes up with the worst nicknames. when I first saw this last year, I thought he'd give you a petname like "honey" or something. I was SOOOO WRONG!

    LOL Funny Iggy. ^_^

  • ''I shall call you this when I feel like it.''

    And what else can you call me?? -.-;

  • wow, he's an ass.

  • FFFF HES TALL

  • why's the ring red?

  • I think the harvest king looks angry o.o

  • LOL. there are so many things wrong with this cut scene,

    but now, i think we can all call collin, officially gay.

  • @Nekologic

    Lolz~

    It was cute thou! XD

  • *climbs the mountain at 6 am*

    HK: *comes with a lunch box* Clarissa i made you a lunch box ....

    (Got Good Hearty Lunch Box From Ignis)

    That would be just hilarious ..... he doesn't have time to spend with you .. but he does to : cook, make a crib, a bed....and all that stuff XD

    (note: ¬¬ he doesn't cook .. just to clarify.. this is the result of my weird imagination)

  • Collin was just looking for an excuse to kiss Darren. Can't blame him for being in the closet tho, Ignis would probably smite him if he found out one of his darling Sprites was attracted to a member of the same gender.

  • @ElsasVoice

    lol.Inoright?! That would be a funny cutscene to watch though! It would be named:"Collin comes out and never returns" or something. Lol IDK But wouldn't that be awesome?!:3

  • Well, if you marry him and become an immortal like him, you might not get the skin cancer. But let's just say that being with him *cough cough* would indeed be hot and steamy. lol.

  • If I were Clarissa, I would have thought about postponing the wedding a few weeks to teach him exactly what a 'smooch' is (to save Daren the pain).

    Darn Ignis's tallness, he has to crouch to kiss her and he STILL didn't meet her lips!

    Also, when Collin said he would show him what a smooch was, I thought he was gonna kiss the HK! xD

  • 2:40

    That was NOT a kiss!!!!

  • Collin: I'll show you what a smooch is -grabs Daren and kisses-

    Daren: AHH WTF!

    Ben: uh Collin, not sure what that was...(which is = o.O)

    Alan: o.e

    Edge: O.O

    You and Harvest King: Eh wateve on with the kiss!

    I love how you totally ignore the fact that Collin kissed Daren! XD

  • HK: I shall call you this when I feel like it.  You can call me Ignis.

    Hikari: How about I call you A** Hat?