Lance's confident stride was cut abruptly short by the sound of the door behind him slamming open. Startled, he whirled around. At the far end of the hall, standing in the doorway, was Fritz, glaring furiously at the impetuous youth. The hook-handed monster had had enough. Stepping into the doorway, Fritz pulled back his coat, revealing a ludicrous arsenal--several guns, a laser, a flamethrowere, a sword and a crossbow. One way or the other, their little rivalry was going to end very soon.
@StarSeeker94 31st may. Well, I´m quite happy to have an XBox 360. But PS3 also is a really nice console, even if the Servers aren´t as good as the ones from the XBox (but this what you expect for 4€ a month for online gaming).
But I still want PSN to start soon, because then I can play Mortal Combat finally online (brother has a PS3 ^^)
So after being melted, eaten, face-palmed, sliced, diced, buffed, blended, drained, disintigrated, crushed, and speared, among other things, what did he learn. Always ask to be payed up front.
Also, at 5:17, what happens if you didn't get the eyeballs from the mirror witches? And if you watch a playthrough, you'll know why I call them mirror witches.
when fritz's eyes start going to random murder weapons to jackpot was classic. why don't they make more games like these?! hell, a cartoon would be awesome like this too!
This was one of those games that really creeped me out as a kid, but I was compelled to keep watching it. I never got to the end, and it bothered me a lot-even though I never made it past the haircut/manicure/facial thing. Thanks a lot for this!
You missed (that I know of) the time with vivi, while she's asking you if you want a manicure or a facial, don't say anything, and right after you flush Dr. Nerosis and Fritz, while he's just looking around, don't do anything. That's all I know of that you missed. Great job!
Quick question, how exactly does this game work, so to speak? Like, is it purely trial and error, figuring out what direction to press after dying a few billion times, or do you get a few chances to find out before you get killed?
Lolll, you counted all of them??? Thanks man! Now, I know more about my own video ;-) ...Like I said in my introduction, "99 ways to die" is just an inspiration from a song of Megadeth, nothing more.
Another guy did another vid chronicling some of the deaths, but it was MUCH shorter. However, there were four more deaths added to the count, making it a grand total of 75.
Which four? Because I say the four would be 1. Vivi sucks out Lance's blood, 2. Lance & Moose runs into an electric pole, 3. A snake eats Lance's head, and 4. A piano drops on Lance in the final lair
Man! That hook handed monster dude had worse aim than a stormtrooper!
Sablestick 3 weeks ago
0:20 jezsus crist!!!!!
MRGAMERBOY62 3 months ago
3:25
Lance's confident stride was cut abruptly short by the sound of the door behind him slamming open. Startled, he whirled around. At the far end of the hall, standing in the doorway, was Fritz, glaring furiously at the impetuous youth. The hook-handed monster had had enough. Stepping into the doorway, Fritz pulled back his coat, revealing a ludicrous arsenal--several guns, a laser, a flamethrowere, a sword and a crossbow. One way or the other, their little rivalry was going to end very soon.
SonicDestroyer12 3 months ago
i wonder who the fuck rate this thing
dblandgore 3 months ago
I still can't believe this had a K-A rating
JollyJollyJoseph 8 months ago
Well I would try to negotiate with those monsters and ask if I could be one of them ^^
I mean hunting people do whatever you want with them if you are a monster does sound quite awesome ^^
Flumpor 9 months ago
doesn't that cartooney castle with the moon behind it, look just like the castle from the first vampire hunter D movie?
nigen 10 months ago
@masterofbloopers K-A or, if you're young, E!
ScReWaTtAcKeD 10 months ago
Dragon's Lair is available for downloading on PS Network :D
Now I hope they will make this downloadable as well :)
StarSeeker94 10 months ago
@StarSeeker94 If PSN just would work xD
Flumpor 9 months ago
@Flumpor I've read on IGN that it will come back 30th May
StarSeeker94 9 months ago
@StarSeeker94 31st may. Well, I´m quite happy to have an XBox 360. But PS3 also is a really nice console, even if the Servers aren´t as good as the ones from the XBox (but this what you expect for 4€ a month for online gaming).
But I still want PSN to start soon, because then I can play Mortal Combat finally online (brother has a PS3 ^^)
Flumpor 9 months ago
@Flumpor And I miss RDR and AC.
StarSeeker94 9 months ago
Fritz was stuck on duty mode.
IggyHazard 10 months ago
Yaheee, yahoo!
DaVince21 11 months ago
what is that game rated?
masterofbloopers 11 months ago
so is this every single death?
weegeeDS 11 months ago
The bad guy really sucks on shooting
StarSeeker94 11 months ago
For some reason 1:45 seems funny to me. Probably because of Fritz going "Ahh" at the end.
101Volts 11 months ago
the bat at the end has a pencil between his ear
RotaryPoweredRX 11 months ago
there are some deaths you missed =)
zeoclash 11 months ago
1:45
D8
LittleChone215 11 months ago
5:00 LOL!!!
BlackJack525 11 months ago
omg that guy has shitty aim xD
fiskefyren 1 year ago
Awesome! Thanks for doing this. Love the death scenes in these kinda games. Always so brutal =)
gaggarin 1 year ago
so when do you actually pay the game
Scroggulz 1 year ago
@Scroggulz
That is the game.
you press a button to make your ccharater avoid something
mattysillyer 1 year ago
Wait...does this mean Vivi died too?
vidmuncher 1 year ago
This looks like a fun game.
viewtifuldee 1 year ago
I would've loved this,a Saturday morning cartoon that you played!
Tristen778 1 year ago
on the axe kill did frits want some new hair
camman1e 1 year ago
you forgot a death before the castle blows up if u dont hit the button then a piano falls on you
imsocoolman1234 1 year ago
Hey you missed the piano falling on Lance if you don't move away after you beat the last boss.
xeogear 1 year ago
Nooby Spray n Prayer...
phaphachboy 1 year ago
So after being melted, eaten, face-palmed, sliced, diced, buffed, blended, drained, disintigrated, crushed, and speared, among other things, what did he learn. Always ask to be payed up front.
JSBUnitedVideos 1 year ago 27
The little implike villain is so cute, it's like a Tonberry from Hell!
spikywolf 1 year ago
I paused it when he mooned fritz, he has a hairy butt yes there's hair there.
Rainbowdragon2 2 years ago
@Rainbowdragon2 hehe i guess those are pimples.
spanktb 2 years ago
I've seen Trigun comic relief villains with better aim than Fritz.
thegameulost 2 years ago 4
wow I feel brain dead after watching that. O.O
autonomous2010 2 years ago 4
3:36 Beware the high heel shoe.
AAVGM87 2 years ago 4
My personal favorites for this video:
0:11 - ...What was Lance thinking?
5:02 - I can't resist either, it's too funny!
Also, at 5:17, what happens if you didn't get the eyeballs from the mirror witches? And if you watch a playthrough, you'll know why I call them mirror witches.
artmanadvanced 2 years ago
If you don't have them (And if Moose, Vivi and the Garden Statue haven't been dealt with as well) the elevator leading to Dr.Neurosis won't appear.
So you can't go there without the eyeballs.
Shavarnarak 2 years ago
You forgot:
When Vivi ask you where you go, do nothing. She will suck ALL your blood.
On the far right (green cave): face melted by green goo.
Ghost room. Enter from the right door, and a ghost will attack you with a knife.
Standing still somewhere: Fritz hit your head with an hammer. And you SPIT YOUR OWN SKULL.
At the end, when you look around in the dark: do nothing. Mo st upid death ever.
Aridara 2 years ago
Stupid as in "haha that's funny" stupid or the "That's annoying..." stupid?
PatrickT22 2 years ago
Funny type. More specifically, as the castle starts collapsing, a PIANO falls out of nowhere and kills the guy.
Aridara 2 years ago
I didn't mean to give you one star, I meant to give four. Sorry!
herounlimited13 2 years ago
Fritz has some seriously bad aim
Also, 5:02 FTW
zhazha23 2 years ago
He got shot 9 times XD!!
GUN0TRADIO 3 years ago
I never even got past the first 10 mins of the game, but it was awesome, this game inspired my Gamertag "IIIBRAINDEADIII"
iBenedetto 3 years ago
when fritz's eyes start going to random murder weapons to jackpot was classic. why don't they make more games like these?! hell, a cartoon would be awesome like this too!
goombuster 3 years ago 4
You forgot the "Screw with you at the end" death, classic
Daklon364 3 years ago
5:01
Lol Pwned
bloody190 3 years ago
This was one of those games that really creeped me out as a kid, but I was compelled to keep watching it. I never got to the end, and it bothered me a lot-even though I never made it past the haircut/manicure/facial thing. Thanks a lot for this!
NexxusChild 3 years ago
why did the brain guy invent the flush-function to that thing?
harlininRenny 3 years ago
Lolll, i don't know!
NintendoCult 3 years ago
dOES THE SATURN VERSION HAVE 2 DISCS?
I bought a copy and it starts right in the middle of the game. What happened to the intro? There is no indication of a second disc. HELP :)
fallofsaigon 3 years ago
Yes it does, just like the Playstation version. However, the PC DOS/Win version is one disc (
I still have my PC disc).
TranceWarp 2 years ago
and why did he make it that the castle blows to smithereens if he is flushed? I'm guessing he didn't read the Evil Overlord list.
Mysticgamer 2 years ago 6
@harlininRenny Every Mad scientist invents a self destruct mech. device. His must of turned on by mistake.
ACDCISCOOLNESS 1 year ago
@harlininRenny escape route maybe?
fiskefyren 1 year ago
@harlininRenny it is the same reason why any final boss has an obvious weak spot or self-destruct button
rabidgamefan1399 11 months ago
@harlininRenny Because, as Lance would put it, he's an average disembodied mad scientist.
Davtwan 9 months ago
what a crazy game, I don´t know about it
Lyonthenecromancer 3 years ago
Mooning someone = instant great boss fight.
csdthegreat 3 years ago 24
@ :27 they put a different meaning to "eat your heart out" cause i paused and it showed lance's heart.
blasterjosh 4 years ago
I see
BlackJ303 3 years ago
5:02 is, just.... Yeah.
Khat57 4 years ago 4
many many at the fritz showdown
supersonic645 4 years ago
.... Sorry, dude, I accidentally marked your comment as spam.
Khat57 4 years ago
you missed many at the fritz showdown
supersonic645 4 years ago
Wait, what was with that bat in the end? Why'd it have a pencil?
Peerson17 4 years ago
It's supposed to be a caricature of the director Dave Quesnelle
AtroxChobatsu 4 years ago
lol he's fat
ablationer 4 years ago
Fantastic stuff.
Imadjinn 4 years ago
You missed (that I know of) the time with vivi, while she's asking you if you want a manicure or a facial, don't say anything, and right after you flush Dr. Nerosis and Fritz, while he's just looking around, don't do anything. That's all I know of that you missed. Great job!
MugenOverlord 4 years ago
he showed his ass. lol.
AlucardOVA666 4 years ago 3
which would count up to 86...
toonstarking 4 years ago
Plus, there's the Blue witch, similar to the Red Witch (+4), a ghost with a machete (+1), some at the showdown you missed (+8),
toonstarking 4 years ago
Quick question, how exactly does this game work, so to speak? Like, is it purely trial and error, figuring out what direction to press after dying a few billion times, or do you get a few chances to find out before you get killed?
Shintaka9009 4 years ago
Trial and Error. you get infinite lives in this
toonstarking 4 years ago
Sweet.
Shintaka9009 4 years ago
lol game
MEGALA85 4 years ago
Oh my god, that bat at the end has to be a caricature of the animator/producer or something. It has a goatee and a pencil behind its ear!
pullahoko 4 years ago
Yeah, it is kinda obvious you missed a few. Oh well.
Spaz342 4 years ago
STOP THE MADNESS! I'M GETTING SICK!
ultimategamer1457 4 years ago
He missed a few, just fyi.
AtroxChobatsu 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Why were you still watching? Besides, the deaths weren't even THAT bad. -_-;
OrderofXIII 3 years ago
Waitaminute, I only counted 71!
UdtheImp 4 years ago
Lolll, you counted all of them??? Thanks man! Now, I know more about my own video ;-) ...Like I said in my introduction, "99 ways to die" is just an inspiration from a song of Megadeth, nothing more.
NintendoCult 4 years ago
Another guy did another vid chronicling some of the deaths, but it was MUCH shorter. However, there were four more deaths added to the count, making it a grand total of 75.
UdtheImp 4 years ago
Which four? Because I say the four would be 1. Vivi sucks out Lance's blood, 2. Lance & Moose runs into an electric pole, 3. A snake eats Lance's head, and 4. A piano drops on Lance in the final lair
toonstarking 4 years ago