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  • XD

  • This is really high quality. Too bad he stopped making them. What an asshole

  • awesome!

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  • Last comment 4 months ago, I love you EBEETO.

  • This is just too damn funny! Make more vids man

  • i have never laughed so hard in my life

  • best ending to a video ever!!

  • Oh my God xDDDDD i pissed in my pants xD

  • i laughed my fucking ass off of this shit

  • What's with all the people who don't realize it's a joke? I thought it was obvious...

  • she's blind. dont like it? fuck it

  • SICK BASTARD

  • hm... wow..

  • "that's a f***ing window!!!!!"

  • HAHAHA I SHIT MY PANTS XD

  • @JPalto Jesus, shut up already.

  • .... seriously ..... do you reckon the more you say it the more he cares???

  • @domngel Your new video sucks. You need to continue with the MOTC walkthrough and not start a brand new stupid fuckin' level, stupidass.

  • lol .. oookaayy

  • Your new video sucks. You need to continue with the MOTC walkthrough and not start a brand new stupid fuckin' level, stupidass.

  • ebeeto ur the funniest xD

  • i love u man xD

  • Even after 2 years this video still creases :D

  • daaaaaamn i could watch this thousand times a week without stopping to laugh xD

  • ahahaha :DD

  • hHAHAHAHAHAH

  • haahhaah that waas sooo fkinf awsome!!!!

  • ur a good actor : )!

  • Lol some people just can't take a joke...

  • Oh and just because the name of the video has the word "gay" in it doesn't mean the person who made the video is "gay".

  • "I can just guess what this over here is then" "I'm not sure what those boxes contain" Smartass lady calling you out ebeeto XD

  • llol dis shit neva gets old i faved it on my old accoiunt nd it still makes me have a laff attack

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH xD LOL

  • LMFAO

  • Funny stuff dingle berries lol, I don't think the devs. were lazy they only want ppl examining the food and boxes, but no 1 ever knows what's in a box.

  • dingle berries!xD

  • L.O.L. , its a SOLID!FUCK!, lololololol, Nice,lol!

  • lmfao if i didn't just go i would have pissed my self

  • I am crying! I just can't stop laughing!

  • Fuck!!!!

  • That's probably the first time that's ever been said in the history of humanity. Hilarious! 5/5

  • OMFG :D LOL this is fucking funny

  • Fuck me sideways, Ebeeto is gold.

  • fuck me like an animal

  • Fucking funy

  • dingle berries lol

  • OMG APRIFUCKS!

  • all i have to say is lol

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  • "Lady you n33d glasses THATS A FUCKING WINDOW! WELL I CAN JUST GUESS WHAT THIS SHI7 OVER HERE IS THEN!!!!!!"

    "Im not quite shure what those boxes contain"

    "Well Im not sure ither but maby they are BUCKETS OF DRIED SHIT, APRIFUCKS, RAPES, RAPEISTS, & DINGLEBERRIES! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    ,,!,, (#_#) ,,!,,

  • omg, I almost spat out a mouth full of broccoli I was laughing so hard.

  • LMAO!!! Lady you need glasses, Thats a fucking window!

    Hmm, Im not sure what those boxes over there contain?

    "Well im not sure either lady but maybe there buckets of Dried Shit Aprifucks Rapes Rapists and Dingleberries, FUCK!!!

    Ebeeto FTW!!!

  • HILARIOUS!!! MAKE MORE!!

  • Saw this well over a year ago, and I still laugh so hard it brings tears to my eyes

  • same here!

  • that one cracked me up

  • I love ebbeto videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

    i cant stop laughing seriously im gonna have a heart attack LOL

  • lol hang in there

  • uh, dude Ebeeto, you havent made a video in...*checks callender*....um....A FACKING YEAR! make moar hitman! pop moar people in the fucking heads!FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

  • Buckets of Dried Figs, Apricots, Dates, Raisins and Mulberries.

  • But what are in these boxes?

  • Buckets of Dried Shit, Aprifucks, Rapes, Rapists, and Dingle Berries.

  • FUCK!!!!!!!!!! xD

  • i nearly killed myself i couldt stop laught

  • hahaha dingle berries

  • ROTFL!!!!

  • I just put this video on my ipod!

  • ahhh i just discovered ebeeto, you make me laugh as much as the super mario frustration video lmao...

  • a fukkin year later... and this shit STILL makes me lol every time! xD

  • "lady you nedd glases! that's a fuckin window..." 5/5 hes just awsome....altough he's been a little bit quite...for a fuckin year. but i still subscribed to him

  • This video is a bucket of dried figs, apricots, dates, raisins and mulberries. That is, awesome.

  • the hitman one was funnier

  • Hahaha this video killed me xD

  • lol!

  • hilarous

  • EBEETO WE NEED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • aprifucks

  • solid

  • That was sooooo funny

  • funnyy rating 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Buckets of dried shit, aprifucks, rapes, rapists, and dingleberrys!" Fucken hilarious! you need to make more vids as funny as this.

  • OMFG

    2 funny  xD

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahah heheheheheheheheheh looooooooooooooool this is cool Ebeto realy cooool dude :D

  • u got it ebeeto! dgirrs..fucks....rapist....stu­ff stuff bla bla bla. u sure know how to copy people. Keep making more videos man

  • where do you get all these shit games!?!?

  • urinating tree lol

  • lol hahah nice

  • Ebeeto ? You Havent Made a F***ing Video In Months !

  • Loooool XD 5 stars

  • ZOMG so funny Loll

  • rofl XD

  • FUCK!

  • just genius.. no other ways to describe ebeeto xD dried shit aprifucks rapes rapists and dingle berries FTW

    and all please check the vid on might and magic II from the same author, worth the 5 minutes spent there. SOLEEEED!

  • LOLZOR

  • dryed shit apprifucks rapes rapiests and dangleberries lol

  • hahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSS MOTHER FUCKER YEAHHHHHHH FUNNY AS FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLL

  • man you gotta keep making vids

  • lol

  • how can this overinflated silicon masturbation assistant be so homosexualy successful at making may anus hole mouth laugh?

  • you dont make any damn sense

  • 'you dont make any damn sense'

    Neither does 'Go commit suicide on Greenland'!

  • And there lies the point!

  • Precisely.

  • Dried Shit,

    Aprifucks,

    Rapes,

    Rapists and

    DINGLEBERRIES

    LOL!

  • Ebeeto, is the 7th October 2009 release date genuine? Because if it is, that's hilarious! That's some Andy Kaufman shit right there!

    Seriously though, any new projects at the moment? Your videos are great and I'd love to see more, even if it's the same shit. You rule.

  • bitch your an idiot ha

  • The fuck are you calling a bitch, faggot?

  • fuck yourself

  • Go suck a dick while I bang your mum, faggot.

  • you laptop gangster

  • I don't need to be a gangster to fuck your mum. Do I?

  • lol my mom or in the assholish britain way mum will fuckin shit on you so go fuck with someone else biotch

  • 'lol my mom'

    Correctamundo.

    'or in the assholish britain way mum'

    I'm Irish, so that's a fail right there.

    'mum will fuckin shit on you'

    Oh yes, she's kinky like that.

    'so go fuck with someone else biotch'

    Your sister awaits :D

  • ok i have a brother not a sister and what does kinky mean cuz its not even a word

  • 'ok i have a brother not a sister'

    Damn, musta been banging your mum instead.

    'and what does kinky mean cuz its not even a word'

    Oh, you have to be American:

    Kinky def: Slang Showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes, especially of a sexual or erotic nature: "his appetite for kinky filmmaking, unmitigated by any artistry".

    No, on second thoughts, Americans' are jovial, intelligent and funny people. You strike me as more in line with 'retarded'.

  • ok bitch i will fuck you up shut the hell up about my mom and you are a fuckin retard cuz my mom is all the fuck yo can think of and its not like im supposed to know everything im muslim you fuckin asshole go get a fuckin life you stupid irish peice of shit got commit fuckin scuicide on fuckin greenland or something asshol fuck you

  • 'ok bitch i will fuck you up'

    How?

    'shut the hell up about my mom'

    There's no need to cry about it.

    'and you are a fuckin retard'

    At least I know that 'kinky' is a word.

    'cuz my mom is all the fuck yo can think of'

    Oh yeah. Talk about hot.

  • lol im gonna call da goddamn popo and stop talking shit about my mom cuz we all know you dont have one bitch fuck you bitch go shit on a fuckin four leaf clover irish bitch you think im a disgrace for islam hahahah goddamn your are one fuckin up bitch you dont even know where to get a four leaf clover cuz your dumn

  • 'lol im gonna call da goddamn popo'

    The police cannot aid stupid people who can't win internet arguments, unfortunately.

    'and stop talking shit about my mom'

    Which ghetto do you come from again?

    'cuz we all know you dont have one'

    Yes, that explains how I was born. Did you go to school?

  • just go fuck yourself asshole

  • 'just go fuck yourself asshole'

    aka Defeated.

  • 'bitch fuck you bitch'

    Ouch. That might hurt someone who cares.

    'go shit on a fuckin four leaf clover irish bitch'

    Wow, that crashed and burned rather spectacularly.

    'you think im a disgrace for islam hahahah'

    You are. I know dealers and murderers who worship Allah that are less pathetic than you. At least they're half-intelligent.

  • your just an asshole who tries to stand up for him self but deosnt know what to say fuck you go commit scuicide on fuckin greenland and take ya fuckin family with you so your mom doesnt come saying the same shit that you said biotch now go be a good bitch and do it now fucker

  • 'your just an asshole who tries to stand up for him self but deosnt know what to say'

    At least I know how to punctuate my sentences.

    'say fuck you go commit scuicide on fuckin greenland'

    I'm Irish fucktard. Greenland is a different country.

    'and take ya fuckin family with you so your mom doesnt come saying the same shit that you said'

    ?

    'biotch now go be a good bitch and do it now fucker'

    Go and do your mum? Aye aye Captain!

  • Punctuation sucks. I get enough of that at school. BTW, Fuck Lessanitz, I hate people who use the internet to insult random people. If I could i'd write an essay on how hipocriticaly ironic my last comment was, but I only have 269 characters remaining so I guess I'll say random shit about Lessantiz, which I will never be able to provide evidence to.

    You're gay. You're still hiding in the metaphorical closet. You're old. And this comment turns you on as you picture me as the skinny bitch i am.

  • I was beginning to think I was the only sane person on the internet...

  • 'goddamn your are one fuckin up bitch'

    Was that meant to be an insult?

    'you dont even know where to get a four leaf clover cuz your dumn'

    That's almost an insult. Try again.

  • 'and its not like im supposed to know everything'

    Knowing which words exist and which don't is just common fucking sense.

    'im muslim you fuckin asshole'

    You're a disgrace to Islam.

    'go get a fuckin life'

    You need better insults.

    'you stupid irish peice of shit'

    Now now, calm down.

  • 'got commit fuckin scuicide on fuckin greenland'

    I'm sorry...what? The fuck? Go commit suicide...on greenland?

    Eh?

    'or something'

    Guess you had trouble understanding that one too huh?

    'asshol fuck you'

    Am I still allowed to see your mother?

  • ebeeto is making an assiassins creed rant he put a taster on his other channel ebeetobeta

  • Yeah, I know, but I want a conclusion to the hitman reviews! It's been like a year now!

    And the last time I heard he was making something was 2 years ago, so this doesn't fill me with optimism exactly.

  • SOLID !!!

  • Visiting Arizona, a building advertised "Brand New Dead Things" What box are those in?

  • SOLID!!! :D

  • HAHHhAHAHAHH!

  • thanks ebeeto, because of your video, i laughed so hard, that i puked. your videos fucking ROCK ASS!!!

  • LOL now that's funny! "dried shit, aprifucks, rapes, rapists and dingle berries!" LOOOL

  • hahahahaha

  • I have watched this for about hundred times, and it still makes me laugh aloud :) thx.

  • axaxaxaxx Ebeeto Rocks

  • u are prettyy cool guy u are aggressive almost i hear fuck shitty goddamn it! cool xDDDD!!!!

  • you ROCK ebeeto!

    But uhhh.... when is the next review coming out?!?

    you were gone for like...2 weeks now!

  • OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG lol@@@ i drooled from laughing@!@!@

  • Very Funny 5 stars

  • haha awesome rofl

  • i loled so fucking hard ahahaha

    dried shit, aprifucks, rapes, rapists and dingle berries.......................­. FUCK

  • hhahaha

  • LOL DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

  • ROFL!!!!!

  • ROFL!! Shitty game!

  • OMG IM SERIOUSLY ROFL!!!

  • Well im not sure lady, but maybe there is Buckets of dried shit, aprifucks, rapes, rapists and dingle berries.. fuck... :DD

  • HAHAHHA :D

  • lol

  • i'm rolling asd

  • lmao!!!

  • Lol i fell out of my chair when u said Dried shit aprifucks rapes rapestes and dingle berries lol dude i woulld subscribe to u a million times if i could man!!!

  • LMAO

  • Maybe there's dried shit, aprifucks, rapes and rapists..

    XD