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  • I want Chinese food, bitch! And to watch another episode of the Phily D. show :-) Good thing I ordered Chinese 20 minutes ago and have been running a Phily D. Marathon for the past 5 hours (no joke). I have everything now. Muahahahaha

  • A cure for everything

  • pinguins live on antartica, not on the northpole (canada where u talked about)

    NOOB

    :3

  • woow i have sista name aubrey and she make her name loook bad

  • gaylord!!!!

  • QOTD: A life

  • this kids a smart ass, punk

  • @lookjik and your a homo

  • There is nothing good about watching you so far dude, I'm not completely dismissing your work but you always chop in and out of different takes as if you cant do one continuous take. Practice your red leather yellow leather exercises and one long continuous spiel without recording and cutting.. for it will make your videos much more watchable . And slow down with the complaining about everything!

  • Funnny little hairy man

  • @Riprappotato And your gay

  • ùhm_ÀNýÒNÈ_wåÑNÂ_chãt_wIth_mË_­î_fÊEl_sØ_l0NÈlY_tÔÐÀY♀

  • this is retarded O_O

  • @sarastarp99 And your MENTALLY ILL

  • @ZZGriffinZZremix lol thx i soooo am

  • BAHAHA i love the theme song phil!

  • this show stinks

  • HUAR

    

  • so fucking tired of clicking on a pretty girl and seeing your fake ass face and the start of your pathetic complaints about other people

  • @kaarelund - Well stay away from his videos! You can clearly see his username on the fucking video. You stupid ass tool.

  • boring contrite fuck!!!

  • pause video at 3:06 its hilaours

  • this show was a year ago today :)

  • Still waiting for that nation-wide wifi here...

  • we're just forgiving

  • You are excellent at what you do, keep doing it

    

  • @udijargon. It's called sarcasm numbnuts. It's like asking if people in Oklahoma still live in tp's and ride horse to school. Everyone knows they don't except the idiot that would ask that. Which might be you If you didn't catch the vat of sarcasm he was spreading on his sandwich.

  • qotd ummm i am gonna sound like a moron but love:(

  • 720 people got eaten by the fat guy.

  • Phil you obviously haven't been to Canada have you

  • It's really annoyng that none of your links work anymore...

  • @jaytummy I know, it pisses me the hell off!

  • I would want to be able to punch people in the face thru the Internet.

  • :0 canandians are amazing!

  • WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BITCH?

  • Penguins only live on the South pole.

  • @udijargon So fricken wrong!!! I live on the east coast of Australia and surf with penguins all the time....

  • QOTD: A magical watch. Capable of everything and anything. from the simplest maths equation to manipulating time itself.

  • fred is cooler and at least he doesnt have to mislead to get views.. fuck both of em @_@

  • son of a bitch...stop!!

  • my tyranid army i want it soo bad

  • I would want for capital punishment to be the norm.

  • YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE POLAR BEARS :(

    Polar bears are boss :D

  • great vagina...until i cant fuck no more

  • QOTD: Be able to read girls minds so i can see what they want in a man and minipulate them and get lots of sex and it would be awsome

  • QOTD: Kate Beckinsale.

  • dayum, fat dood went juggernaut on em.

  • QOTD: Ability to time travel, because you could solve all of the world's problems.

  • QOTD:

    Be able to freeze time.

    -MD...lol..

  • all i've got to say is oobla goobla

  • I'ma canadian, and that canadian part was fucking hilarious!

  • what the fuck do I want, bitch?

    Teleportation.

  • @Muusee22 Being able to fly ! oh yeah !

  • @Muusee22 Nope Cat

  • QOTD: You.

  • @archaicdef Nope You

  • @ZZGriffinZZremix A year later? Seriously?

  • AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BITCH!

  • i wish that my crush would go out with me :(

  • Lol. "They're retarded"

  • hahaha funny fat guy

  • awesome! "What the fuck do you want bee-itch?!"

  • Fat people ordering food

  • tht fat man waz funny

  • "why do i look like i have down syndrome?" -classic

  • a gf =(

  • i luv my fucking maple syrup and pinguins!!

  • IGLOOS FTW!!

  • @whiterabbit116....how retarded can you be to watch something that you find retarded, cause seriously thats pretty retarded

  • haha dude you kind of remind me of phil

  • hahaha ty m8 i take that as a compliment

  • change the intro

  • no the fat guys at mcdonalds thing was fucking hilarious, I mean like the 0:18-0:30

  • Haha very good video :D

  • its not might he will eat u

  • You are my new favorite show on the internet thank you sir!

  • lol...macdonalds bah dah bah dah da they wont let me in

  • looks like my walmart

  • There is a CURE for cancer

    THE CURE IS CANNABIS

  • FAIL, Canadians don't hug penguins, there are no penguins in the arctic(nor in Canada)

  • haha angry fat guy at mcdonalds

  • Someone sucks his own balls...

  • If I could have one thing, it'd be mars

  • ha ah ha ha what the fuck do you want bitch! lololololol

  • w00t ROBOTS FOR HAPINESS YEAH DONATE...... what?!?!

  • My Walmart has a McDonalds in it

  • ours too :P that guy in the mcdonalds video is a loser

  • well my McDonalds has a Walmart in it... bitch.

  • mine does too

  • i hope this is on the right Video lol.. it should be On The Peepshow Aubrey thingy lol.

  • Girls Need to stop Being Sluts!!!!.. and skanky.

  • woooot, canadaa :)

  • I want a Canadian.

  • you can buy as at any dollar stores, and wal mart.

  • ME TOO!!! XD

  • the ability to date my current gf, and my sxe female friends. and if i'd have to lose something in order to accomplish this goal, i'll make a sacrifice and say my virginity. it's a hard sacrifice, but dag nabbit it needs to be done!

  • A job : (

  • phil, please approve my response, fat guy screams for chicken, TECHNO REMIX!!!

    watch?v=GFRYUs_LTG8

  • اا

  • vcxfsafsadas

  • lmfao...fucking hilarious!..u need to be on real tv..ur fucking funny as hell!

  • phil...... penguins don't live in the north

  • My pet Penguin says otherwise.

  • QOTD: Ur MOM!!!!!!

  • hahahaha damn u just got urself another viewer hilarious :)

  • It becomes clear to me that the cure for cancer is to download our consciousnesses into the emotion-sensing robots...

    Then art shall finally imitate life, and we will all become Gundams.

  • November 3rd?The show is still ongoing yet it's November 13th.........PHIL!DON'T YOU DARE SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH FAKE LEAVING EVER AGAIN!!!!!!/

  • Megan Fox as a sex slave !

  • Modern Warfare 2 cause i don't have it

  • i just subscribed to your channels and OMG its awesome!! I laughed so much my cheeks hurt. seriously good stuff man! :D

  • "Why does it look like I have down syndrome" Lol for randomness and funny .

  • "we have robots that can sense happyness, but no cure for cancer"

    LMFAO that's just awsome.

  • i want u......... lol jk............. or not

  • QOTD: A tasty sammich

  • wow im so happy to be canadian

    it sucks that u americans have to pay , in some cases, to be alive

  • QOTD: I want my old girlfriend back : (

  • QOTD: $55,000,000. Cause that's all I need :p

    BTW : Canada has free health care :p (only problem is that 60% of physicians in canada are woman and they get married and quit, so we don't have enough doctors).

  • I want you Phillip De Franco....!!!!! jk....i would like to have an awesome video youtube channel.... I would also like to be obscenely hot...

  • LOL, that fat man never gets old

  • qotd: modern warfare 2

  • QOTD:a shit load of money

  • ya thats right free heath care and you forgot beer ice fishing and gameing and lots of other stuff

  • qotd would probly be a pussy on my penis

  • Left 4 dead

  • lol @ the fat McyD's guy

  • I'm a Canadian and while being a lumberjack, drinking maple syrup, building igloos and hugging penguins, I found the time to use the internet!

  • @MrRobbieBurke I might get a pengin...for they are awsome.

  • qotd:

    a cell phone!

    i am a 15 year without portable information.

    BUT on the plus side i live in a white neighborhood, so i have a slimmer chance of being killed.

    (maybe)

  • Hah, yeah padded walls or

    James T Kirk

  • QOTD: Wake up to Hayden Pennetiere S-ing my D while enjoying a 10-piece of McNuggets.

  • QOTD: my girlfriend...

  • hahaha..youuuuuuuuareeeeeesooo­ooocoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooollll!!!!!..

  • Does anyone have proof about the Free Wifi for Canada?

  • phil! enuff kardashian and aubrey hot pics distracting me! must finish work! must finish work! damn you phil! damn your slooty ladies!

  • november 3rd was my sister's birthday o.o

  • holy shit same here no joke whoa!

  • Hi, can you tell me where you heard about this free nation wide internet, that's not if you r make stuff up. Please provide links or proof of some kind stating it.

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  • dont dis sxephil,, hes hilarious,, and cool choice to do both,,, i like ps3 games and am obsesed with cod and have preordered everyone in existance :(... but this is funny and educational :).. id probablies choose to have christmas now ,, so i willl already have cod6 .. my bro will have it ,, and all the other fun stuff, so we can play together in happyness :D.. :)..

  • LOL

    1:46 <------- NEKEDDDD Hahahahaha

    "Why do i look like i have Downs Syndromee!"

    "And Thuss it Begins LOL

  • f*ck u not all germans are nazis

  • Fat people cant swore. They're to hilarious!

  • I understand that free healthcare seems convenient, but if you make more than 100k a year you have to pay 20k for yer health care.... if it were free i would be for it. but its not, so i am not. I love that you dont be prejudice homez.

  • QOTD i want uncharted 2 a lot

  • QOTD BEKKI THIS GIRL I REALLY FANCY

  • QOTD: i want emma to love me she might but i dont know but thats what i want that i dont think i have

  • FAVOURITE EPISODE! LOL THE FAT GUY AT THE END! funniest shit in the world.

  • I wanna Life v_v

  • I want you :)

  • u actually dont have to wait that long for health care oh and im Canadian and even though Canadian stereotyps r funny their not tru

  • charles trippy's girlfriend =) she's awesome!!

  • Maybe.... 1000000000000$ or... a macbook pro. Either one could do.

  • Olivia Munn's Mouth

  • Hot girls pussy

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  • i want a life size eric cartman doll

  • megan fox

  • I'm from Canada and Phil is right on the dot about being denied all the cool stuff on the internet. (due to CBC wanting control of our media) Idk why we are getting free wifi. It will probably only be in big cities. Canada is very big and very empty...

    I want free wifi...oh wait im apparently getting that already. hahaha!

  • id want my dad back :(

  • We have the cure for cancer now : P

  • What the fuck do you want bitch... I didn't know you where going to end the show!! so glad your not

  • i love wal mart

  • lol no waiiii, I'm moving to canada

  • why do i look like i have downs syndrome HA

  • Wait im canadian...WHERES MA FREE WIFI????

  • Alienware M17x Laptop

    or a Dell xps m1730

  • haha!

  • i want the new alienware m17x!!! i know you a gamer and ALL gamers love alienware....so you should talk about the laptop on your show!!!

  • i love the funny vid intros

  • World Peace.......Ahahaha nah id want Kate Beckinsale

  • Yep, control over everything. Control over death, life, time, space, and crazy bitches. I'm not sure the last one is possible.

  • It can be done

  • i want mw2

  • really i want a 16GB yellow iPod filled with songs preloaded from the mcdonalds guy

    that or just to see the presets live

  • If you're that fat you shouldn't be freaking out at mcDonalds. Or you get put on youtube. It makes me cringe!

  • Im glad that im a fat guy but not that fat!