I want Chinese food, bitch! And to watch another episode of the Phily D. show :-) Good thing I ordered Chinese 20 minutes ago and have been running a Phily D. Marathon for the past 5 hours (no joke). I have everything now. Muahahahaha
There is nothing good about watching you so far dude, I'm not completely dismissing your work but you always chop in and out of different takes as if you cant do one continuous take. Practice your red leather yellow leather exercises and one long continuous spiel without recording and cutting.. for it will make your videos much more watchable . And slow down with the complaining about everything!
@udijargon. It's called sarcasm numbnuts. It's like asking if people in Oklahoma still live in tp's and ride horse to school. Everyone knows they don't except the idiot that would ask that. Which might be you If you didn't catch the vat of sarcasm he was spreading on his sandwich.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
the ability to date my current gf, and my sxe female friends. and if i'd have to lose something in order to accomplish this goal, i'll make a sacrifice and say my virginity. it's a hard sacrifice, but dag nabbit it needs to be done!
November 3rd?The show is still ongoing yet it's November 13th.........PHIL!DON'T YOU DARE SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH FAKE LEAVING EVER AGAIN!!!!!!/
BTW : Canada has free health care :p (only problem is that 60% of physicians in canada are woman and they get married and quit, so we don't have enough doctors).
Hi, can you tell me where you heard about this free nation wide internet, that's not if you r make stuff up. Please provide links or proof of some kind stating it.
dont dis sxephil,, hes hilarious,, and cool choice to do both,,, i like ps3 games and am obsesed with cod and have preordered everyone in existance :(... but this is funny and educational :).. id probablies choose to have christmas now ,, so i willl already have cod6 .. my bro will have it ,, and all the other fun stuff, so we can play together in happyness :D.. :)..
I understand that free healthcare seems convenient, but if you make more than 100k a year you have to pay 20k for yer health care.... if it were free i would be for it. but its not, so i am not. I love that you dont be prejudice homez.
I'm from Canada and Phil is right on the dot about being denied all the cool stuff on the internet. (due to CBC wanting control of our media) Idk why we are getting free wifi. It will probably only be in big cities. Canada is very big and very empty...
I want free wifi...oh wait im apparently getting that already. hahaha!
I want Chinese food, bitch! And to watch another episode of the Phily D. show :-) Good thing I ordered Chinese 20 minutes ago and have been running a Phily D. Marathon for the past 5 hours (no joke). I have everything now. Muahahahaha
good4u88us 3 months ago in playlist More videos from sxephil
A cure for everything
sarahsoccergirl 4 months ago
pinguins live on antartica, not on the northpole (canada where u talked about)
NOOB
:3
TheMrFireworks 4 months ago
woow i have sista name aubrey and she make her name loook bad
AwsomeGirl553 6 months ago
gaylord!!!!
RomperStomper6996 7 months ago
QOTD: A life
Crazymofoinamajikbox 7 months ago
this kids a smart ass, punk
lookjik 8 months ago
@lookjik and your a homo
ZZGriffinZZremix 8 months ago
There is nothing good about watching you so far dude, I'm not completely dismissing your work but you always chop in and out of different takes as if you cant do one continuous take. Practice your red leather yellow leather exercises and one long continuous spiel without recording and cutting.. for it will make your videos much more watchable . And slow down with the complaining about everything!
normgood11 9 months ago
Funnny little hairy man
Riprappotato 9 months ago
@Riprappotato And your gay
ZZGriffinZZremix 8 months ago
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CutiiBethio210 10 months ago
this is retarded O_O
sarastarp99 10 months ago
@sarastarp99 And your MENTALLY ILL
ZZGriffinZZremix 8 months ago
@ZZGriffinZZremix lol thx i soooo am
sarastarp99 8 months ago
BAHAHA i love the theme song phil!
NerfHerder19 11 months ago
this show stinks
xSPOOGEx 11 months ago
HUAR
TheCharlie4815162342 1 year ago
so fucking tired of clicking on a pretty girl and seeing your fake ass face and the start of your pathetic complaints about other people
kaarelund 1 year ago 3
@kaarelund - Well stay away from his videos! You can clearly see his username on the fucking video. You stupid ass tool.
xchargerOUx 10 months ago
boring contrite fuck!!!
bruciesailor 1 year ago
pause video at 3:06 its hilaours
XThizizExtremeX 1 year ago
this show was a year ago today :)
FlargTheKitty 1 year ago
Still waiting for that nation-wide wifi here...
Greenday122235 1 year ago
we're just forgiving
dobermangrl 1 year ago
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JasonAntronZinn 1 year ago
You are excellent at what you do, keep doing it
bechamimi 1 year ago
@udijargon. It's called sarcasm numbnuts. It's like asking if people in Oklahoma still live in tp's and ride horse to school. Everyone knows they don't except the idiot that would ask that. Which might be you If you didn't catch the vat of sarcasm he was spreading on his sandwich.
beenchopped08 1 year ago
qotd ummm i am gonna sound like a moron but love:(
brandon9190 1 year ago
720 people got eaten by the fat guy.
ApotheosisCM 1 year ago
Phil you obviously haven't been to Canada have you
karma576rulz2rs 1 year ago
It's really annoyng that none of your links work anymore...
jaytummy 1 year ago 3
@jaytummy I know, it pisses me the hell off!
RobotKing27 1 year ago
I would want to be able to punch people in the face thru the Internet.
cheesyshoes 1 year ago
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BambiiNL 1 year ago
:0 canandians are amazing!
FMCJ13 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BITCH?
brady8196 1 year ago
Penguins only live on the South pole.
udijargon 1 year ago
@udijargon So fricken wrong!!! I live on the east coast of Australia and surf with penguins all the time....
huey2283 1 year ago
QOTD: A magical watch. Capable of everything and anything. from the simplest maths equation to manipulating time itself.
sonik121 1 year ago
fred is cooler and at least he doesnt have to mislead to get views.. fuck both of em @_@
chewbaccarrrrr 1 year ago
son of a bitch...stop!!
rulares5 1 year ago
my tyranid army i want it soo bad
madsceinceproduction 1 year ago
I would want for capital punishment to be the norm.
HerHighnessTaraMay 1 year ago
YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE POLAR BEARS :(
Polar bears are boss :D
nerdfighter78 1 year ago
great vagina...until i cant fuck no more
skiballer23 1 year ago
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Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!
Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
QOTD: Be able to read girls minds so i can see what they want in a man and minipulate them and get lots of sex and it would be awsome
superpj201 2 years ago 6
QOTD: Kate Beckinsale.
GamingSocks 2 years ago
dayum, fat dood went juggernaut on em.
Venturi01 2 years ago 3
QOTD: Ability to time travel, because you could solve all of the world's problems.
Rainman4051 2 years ago
QOTD:
Be able to freeze time.
-MD...lol..
MarkAirSofters 2 years ago
all i've got to say is oobla goobla
ruehaxo 2 years ago
I'ma canadian, and that canadian part was fucking hilarious!
miph07 2 years ago 6
what the fuck do I want, bitch?
Teleportation.
Muusee22 2 years ago 52
@Muusee22 Being able to fly ! oh yeah !
palmakarla18 9 months ago
@Muusee22 Nope Cat
ZZGriffinZZremix 8 months ago
QOTD: You.
archaicdef 2 years ago 35
@archaicdef Nope You
ZZGriffinZZremix 8 months ago
@ZZGriffinZZremix A year later? Seriously?
archaicdef 8 months ago
AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BITCH!
Mickeyman25 2 years ago 5
i wish that my crush would go out with me :(
FlyingMastermind1 2 years ago
Lol. "They're retarded"
rennzeroh 2 years ago
hahaha funny fat guy
peaceluvscheeze 2 years ago
awesome! "What the fuck do you want bee-itch?!"
cheesegoat824 2 years ago
Fat people ordering food
Okamifanj 2 years ago
tht fat man waz funny
poophead713 2 years ago
"why do i look like i have down syndrome?" -classic
mizzlucky11 2 years ago
a gf =(
Blake99xboxlive 2 years ago 4
i luv my fucking maple syrup and pinguins!!
TheFreakyReject 2 years ago 2
IGLOOS FTW!!
Daftfreak123 2 years ago
@whiterabbit116....how retarded can you be to watch something that you find retarded, cause seriously thats pretty retarded
luxuriAvaritia 2 years ago 2
haha dude you kind of remind me of phil
akrongoblin13 2 years ago
hahaha ty m8 i take that as a compliment
luxuriAvaritia 2 years ago
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the only person who could be more gay than the faggot who made this video is the faggot who comes to defend him
whiterabbit116 2 years ago
change the intro
InvisibleSandwhichTV 2 years ago
@InvisibleSandwhichTV
fatty
NuggetWarmer 2 years ago
no the fat guys at mcdonalds thing was fucking hilarious, I mean like the 0:18-0:30
InvisibleSandwhichTV 2 years ago
Haha very good video :D
J9D972 2 years ago
its not might he will eat u
TheRayner2814 2 years ago
You are my new favorite show on the internet thank you sir!
Diasterful 2 years ago
lol...macdonalds bah dah bah dah da they wont let me in
shadowviper12 2 years ago
looks like my walmart
hinatahyuuga10000 2 years ago
There is a CURE for cancer
THE CURE IS CANNABIS
ddavid993 2 years ago
FAIL, Canadians don't hug penguins, there are no penguins in the arctic(nor in Canada)
Sparta4always 2 years ago
haha angry fat guy at mcdonalds
darklegacy742 2 years ago 2
Someone sucks his own balls...
KR31V3N 2 years ago
If I could have one thing, it'd be mars
TheXero999 2 years ago
ha ah ha ha what the fuck do you want bitch! lololololol
farkelsmith 2 years ago 2
w00t ROBOTS FOR HAPINESS YEAH DONATE...... what?!?!
rock1chica 2 years ago
My Walmart has a McDonalds in it
blahfisher 2 years ago 3
ours too :P that guy in the mcdonalds video is a loser
rock1chica 2 years ago
well my McDonalds has a Walmart in it... bitch.
csward4 2 years ago
mine does too
chuckbobsaywhat 2 years ago
i hope this is on the right Video lol.. it should be On The Peepshow Aubrey thingy lol.
Shr00mscross 2 years ago
Girls Need to stop Being Sluts!!!!.. and skanky.
Shr00mscross 2 years ago
woooot, canadaa :)
seethroughsmiels 2 years ago
I want a Canadian.
TheRawrstar 2 years ago 2
you can buy as at any dollar stores, and wal mart.
bagofrandom 2 years ago
ME TOO!!! XD
thetasteepa2 2 years ago
the ability to date my current gf, and my sxe female friends. and if i'd have to lose something in order to accomplish this goal, i'll make a sacrifice and say my virginity. it's a hard sacrifice, but dag nabbit it needs to be done!
juniorMilenko 2 years ago 2
A job : (
Lunchboxxx36 2 years ago
phil, please approve my response, fat guy screams for chicken, TECHNO REMIX!!!
watch?v=GFRYUs_LTG8
iTellYouNoLie 2 years ago 3
اا
elgamriny 2 years ago
vcxfsafsadas
metaindriyani 2 years ago
lmfao...fucking hilarious!..u need to be on real tv..ur fucking funny as hell!
Msbossy1985 2 years ago
phil...... penguins don't live in the north
brandonjox 2 years ago 3
My pet Penguin says otherwise.
zammy77 2 years ago
QOTD: Ur MOM!!!!!!
guddegutten 2 years ago
hahahaha damn u just got urself another viewer hilarious :)
bkim9289 2 years ago
It becomes clear to me that the cure for cancer is to download our consciousnesses into the emotion-sensing robots...
Then art shall finally imitate life, and we will all become Gundams.
KdogPrime 2 years ago
November 3rd?The show is still ongoing yet it's November 13th.........PHIL!DON'T YOU DARE SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF US WITH FAKE LEAVING EVER AGAIN!!!!!!/
MaLLinz289 2 years ago
Megan Fox as a sex slave !
iani950601 2 years ago 3
Modern Warfare 2 cause i don't have it
waterzblue 2 years ago
i just subscribed to your channels and OMG its awesome!! I laughed so much my cheeks hurt. seriously good stuff man! :D
Sharaeraeable 2 years ago
"Why does it look like I have down syndrome" Lol for randomness and funny .
Tytanium 2 years ago 2
"we have robots that can sense happyness, but no cure for cancer"
LMFAO that's just awsome.
OmgWtfuTubeLol 2 years ago 2
i want u......... lol jk............. or not
pamelaaxoxo 2 years ago
QOTD: A tasty sammich
robdestroyerofworlds 2 years ago
wow im so happy to be canadian
it sucks that u americans have to pay , in some cases, to be alive
aerokit12 2 years ago
QOTD: I want my old girlfriend back : (
9bob8 2 years ago
QOTD: $55,000,000. Cause that's all I need :p
BTW : Canada has free health care :p (only problem is that 60% of physicians in canada are woman and they get married and quit, so we don't have enough doctors).
clai83 2 years ago
I want you Phillip De Franco....!!!!! jk....i would like to have an awesome video youtube channel.... I would also like to be obscenely hot...
LuisDa012 2 years ago
LOL, that fat man never gets old
ShawLamontagne 2 years ago 2
qotd: modern warfare 2
CrazyAssault 2 years ago
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"what the fuck do you want,Bitch!" LMFAO!
jimdigital 2 years ago
QOTD:a shit load of money
TheTruthTTT 2 years ago
ya thats right free heath care and you forgot beer ice fishing and gameing and lots of other stuff
lacrossegoale2 2 years ago
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please sub i only have 20 right now and i need 300 by next week please subscribe and help me out
i have good videos
kerr303 2 years ago
qotd would probly be a pussy on my penis
trapt57 2 years ago
Left 4 dead
jak2619 2 years ago
lol @ the fat McyD's guy
p0pROXX 2 years ago 2
I'm a Canadian and while being a lumberjack, drinking maple syrup, building igloos and hugging penguins, I found the time to use the internet!
MrRobbieBurke 2 years ago 4
@MrRobbieBurke I might get a pengin...for they are awsome.
theminstry 9 months ago
qotd:
a cell phone!
i am a 15 year without portable information.
BUT on the plus side i live in a white neighborhood, so i have a slimmer chance of being killed.
(maybe)
magicninja93 2 years ago
Hah, yeah padded walls or
James T Kirk
redhawk1995 2 years ago
QOTD: Wake up to Hayden Pennetiere S-ing my D while enjoying a 10-piece of McNuggets.
AloNebula 2 years ago
QOTD: my girlfriend...
outdrain 2 years ago
hahaha..youuuuuuuuareeeeeesoooooocooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollll!!!!!..
lyllii303 2 years ago
Does anyone have proof about the Free Wifi for Canada?
Boxmanboxman 2 years ago
phil! enuff kardashian and aubrey hot pics distracting me! must finish work! must finish work! damn you phil! damn your slooty ladies!
NIGHTSHADE4EVA 2 years ago
november 3rd was my sister's birthday o.o
Mondaychikon 2 years ago
holy shit same here no joke whoa!
sharinganmaster05051 2 years ago
Hi, can you tell me where you heard about this free nation wide internet, that's not if you r make stuff up. Please provide links or proof of some kind stating it.
bollywoodcash 2 years ago
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jorgejoker71 2 years ago
dont dis sxephil,, hes hilarious,, and cool choice to do both,,, i like ps3 games and am obsesed with cod and have preordered everyone in existance :(... but this is funny and educational :).. id probablies choose to have christmas now ,, so i willl already have cod6 .. my bro will have it ,, and all the other fun stuff, so we can play together in happyness :D.. :)..
olic1995 2 years ago
LOL
1:46 <------- NEKEDDDD Hahahahaha
"Why do i look like i have Downs Syndromee!"
"And Thuss it Begins LOL
XxSophieD99xX 2 years ago
f*ck u not all germans are nazis
hasele24 2 years ago
Fat people cant swore. They're to hilarious!
suffocation49 2 years ago
I understand that free healthcare seems convenient, but if you make more than 100k a year you have to pay 20k for yer health care.... if it were free i would be for it. but its not, so i am not. I love that you dont be prejudice homez.
DrVoiceOfReason 2 years ago
QOTD i want uncharted 2 a lot
deadlybloodfart 2 years ago
QOTD BEKKI THIS GIRL I REALLY FANCY
WAR10CK7000 2 years ago
QOTD: i want emma to love me she might but i dont know but thats what i want that i dont think i have
44bluecrew44 2 years ago
FAVOURITE EPISODE! LOL THE FAT GUY AT THE END! funniest shit in the world.
ismailalpt 2 years ago
I wanna Life v_v
atheists666 2 years ago
I want you :)
ohmynickjonas1219 2 years ago
u actually dont have to wait that long for health care oh and im Canadian and even though Canadian stereotyps r funny their not tru
killbot999 2 years ago
charles trippy's girlfriend =) she's awesome!!
SkinnyWhiteGeorge 2 years ago
Maybe.... 1000000000000$ or... a macbook pro. Either one could do.
pomssi1 2 years ago
Olivia Munn's Mouth
MrMaple24 2 years ago
Hot girls pussy
1EliteSeal1 2 years ago
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XoHappyDanceXo 2 years ago
i want a life size eric cartman doll
Sususuzysu 2 years ago
megan fox
urkcinnamon 2 years ago
I'm from Canada and Phil is right on the dot about being denied all the cool stuff on the internet. (due to CBC wanting control of our media) Idk why we are getting free wifi. It will probably only be in big cities. Canada is very big and very empty...
I want free wifi...oh wait im apparently getting that already. hahaha!
HudsoniteProductions 2 years ago
id want my dad back :(
Muffinman917 2 years ago
We have the cure for cancer now : P
Cooldudealoha 2 years ago
What the fuck do you want bitch... I didn't know you where going to end the show!! so glad your not
mcgurd85 2 years ago
i love wal mart
HateMe99 2 years ago
lol no waiiii, I'm moving to canada
utubemostwanted 2 years ago
why do i look like i have downs syndrome HA
WilkinsonEvents 2 years ago
Wait im canadian...WHERES MA FREE WIFI????
Rock4Switz7 2 years ago 3
Alienware M17x Laptop
or a Dell xps m1730
IrishMinja 2 years ago
haha!
XTwilight143X 2 years ago
i want the new alienware m17x!!! i know you a gamer and ALL gamers love alienware....so you should talk about the laptop on your show!!!
blondefro14 2 years ago
i love the funny vid intros
whoshify 2 years ago
World Peace.......Ahahaha nah id want Kate Beckinsale
DRYice08 2 years ago
Yep, control over everything. Control over death, life, time, space, and crazy bitches. I'm not sure the last one is possible.
jkid1134 2 years ago
It can be done
DoorMattTV 2 years ago
i want mw2
sycowill 2 years ago
really i want a 16GB yellow iPod filled with songs preloaded from the mcdonalds guy
that or just to see the presets live
MindKontrolleMia419 2 years ago
If you're that fat you shouldn't be freaking out at mcDonalds. Or you get put on youtube. It makes me cringe!
SapphireMist888 2 years ago
Im glad that im a fat guy but not that fat!
kyluya 2 years ago