The Asshole Statement

[philos4r]

ha ha reminds of me ha ha cool stuff yet again.

[MonkeyMagic88]

Yeah read an Australian "newspaper"... it's an experience of reading childlike propaganda , mindless fluff and inane commentary written by journalists who can neither spell nor use correct grammar. It's perfect for mindless beer swilling , pizza eating , football obsessed , self centered and useless , ignorant mother fuckers !!!

[controlfunction]

Some assholes need to be sewn shut.

[jamesmorgandavies]

The image of Highlander Poo howling "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!" pleases me greatly.

Your collection will never want for new items.

[BGenerous]

It is good to have a hobby, and collecting things is very popular.

[Sav3TheWorld]

all assholes should be dumped on an island, have that island ejected into the sun, and then nuke the sun

[hollowspine]

I say everyone should just nuke everyone, so that we can finally live in the nuclear post-apocalyptic dystopia I've always dreamed about.

I'll run around the capital wasteland wearing a trenchcoat and fedora, appearing nowhere out of V.A.T.S. and blasting away bad guys with my super-charged .44 magnum!

[Sav3TheWorld]

oh, you kids and your star wars references.

[hollowspine]

Actually, that was a Fallout 3 reference.

[kingsharksam]

I like your thinking, and I have the exact same dreams as you. Perhaps when this happens, we will meet in the wasteland and I'll pickpocket you for all of your bottle caps

[hollowspine]

Hey man, caps are caps and I'm always happy to help a fellow wastelander out...just promise not to reverse pick-pocket a nuka-cola grenade and explode my pants, and we'll be good!

[RDJim]

So Iran SHOULDN'T be nuked out of existence?

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

No, it really shouldn't. There are hints of things going on at the grass roots level, that indicate that it may become a very progressive and sane country, in 10-15 years. This is more than I can say for my own crumbling empire.

[meavid]

INXS should carry on under that name with yet another singer.

[SauronsEye]

We could nuke Iran clean and start again? Look at how it worked for Japan.

Japan, they came good after a couple of subtle hints were dropped.

Look at how Japan makes all those good cars and electronics for us. Oh and the sushi, can't forget the sushi.

We should learn from history and what it teaches us.

(meant as humour, O.K)

[sacapiloa]

no but really, nuke isreal and palestine

[fossilman2]

Weave em together to make placemats

[EQuestionmark]

I like your videos so much I calculate how much time is left in the video at different intervals to see how much "goodness" is left.

[hjeremy2222]

say cheese

[Xakryn]

I make asshole statements sometimes just to test the waters and see whos paying attention. I don't mean it I swear! Lets nuke, nukes off the face of the planet.

[MrPainfullytrue]

The western world should leave people alone instead of forcing conformity.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

I am of the opinion that my conception was an asshole moment, for two. This would explain much of my life, since that point of origin.

If I praised your rants half as much as they/you deserve, you might think that I want to have your baby, (straight male here) or something like that, so I just smile and nod, and pretend that I've said what should be, and dearly hope that someone nice, is at least fucking your brains out on a regular basis. Were it in my power, I would make sure it happened.

[skipperdoofus]

you have two facebook accounts and i couldn't handle ittt.

[RillyMonsterZero]

I really dug your nod of empathy, to that fact that, even thou a collective people can be fucked up

they still are people .

some times I can get lost in your rants and forget that you are still of sound mind.

one of my favourite channels Sean. Thanks for that book recommendation

[jx14aby]

I'm starting my collection. I'll get back to you.

[thes0rleymussed]

Made a few myself, actually. Surely you have, too? I went through a period of buying into the whole "Zionist conspiracy" stuff. which i'm ashamed of because it tapped into something within me i didn't know was there: my inner arsehole. :sigh:

[Xakryn]

Oh wow, I though I was the only one... actually I was getting into all conspiracy, but then my brain had a moment where it said "Global affairs... can't be this simple can it." That's all happened to us I think, we wanted the massively retarded clusterfuck that is geo-politics to make some sort of sense, when it just doesn't.

[thes0rleymussed]

Yeah, it's starts to get sickening when you begin to sound like a swastika hugger.

My foray in into the truth movement seen me getting all paranoid about de Jews, For my best friend, she started to drone about everything being an "illusion", like she was in the fucking matrix. I was like, fine, you don't exist, neither does pot, so you don't need to smoke it every day lol. Yeah, it's a load of bollocks. Like a bollock virus that lays tiny little bollock babies in your brain.

[wolffenhaus]

newspapers are shinny and I know good how to turn the papers of it.

[Projoiner1]

Good stuff ........i need one of those buttons (although, wouldn't that just make me, one of them) an intolerant asshole ? ....... 'shrug'

[Gimmeabreakman]

What do you do when you yourself have made the asshole statement?

[AtheistCitizen]

the ejector button is equivalent to their asshole statement's suggestion. else agree fully...

on the similar mindset of your ahole:

How many civilians were sacrificed in IRAQ by Bushy for the sake of democracy for which Iraqies cared little, & for making all backyard birthday parties terrorist free back home..

Astounding is that so many citizen of the US see the blissful backyard party as worth the lives of so many 'browns'

[codyatbest]

Agreed. And the Democracy we have today is not even worth fighting for, let alone pushing on to others. It's the system John Mill feared, one that isolates and enslaves the individualistic.

[AtheistCitizen]

whether or not your, mine, or our democracy is worthwhile it is antithetical to our imposing it on someone else. Only if as they discover the value of democracy while living in their own social experience[experiment] will it be theirs or will it be appreciated. To "give" them democracy, by imposing it is a near oxymoron.

[not2tees]

Yes, I also visit those alternate universes where many ejector-seats respond to my buttons. Then I have to come back, sadly.

[btbking]

don't say asshole when we're eating dinner, asshole

[defect530]

im eating breakfast :D

[gabrielized]

It can be friends, it can be relatives, it can be coworkers, but thankfully from now on when it happens, the image of you will pop into my head with "they're having an asshole moment" and I will laugh to myself. They will ask what's so funny, and I will laugh again, louder.

[BadAlbert]

As long as we get to nuke somebody. It doesn't HAVE to be Iran..... We could have a big nuke party, throw the severed hands of oppressed children on the bbq and kick back wearing those helmets with the straws attached to beer cans on the side.

[dismutased]

And I'm sure some Iranians think we need a good nuking. There's always dehumanisation... everywhere. It's sad.

[LastDanceSaloon]

Ever since Bill Hicks died the world has been lacking someone who can phrase their comedy in such an open and upfront way. Someone who shatters the stereotype that in order to posses a shred of intelligence and social awareness one must be effete/nerdy and/or timid/cowardly etc. There is a void there on the world's stage and, since nature abhors a vacuum, here comes Sean! I think you could do Vegas one day (I have absolutely no idea if Vegas appeals to you, but the statement is still true :) ).

[seanbedlam]

Thanks for the vibes, but what am I going to do with this brand new HUGE ERECTION?

[Tilaron]

Y'know, Bill Hicks wasn't really that great. I always feel like I'm watching a bandwagon get raped when people say he's their favourite, I haven't see him say or do anything most other comedians haven't.

[MSWmson]

I remember once hearing a young college student disparage Shakespeare this way: "I don't see what so good about this guy's writing--it's full of nothing but cliches."

[gratex]

shakespeare is dire.

[BGenerous]

MSWMson: That's priceless--a comment (the student's) that reveals they are too ignorant even to be aware of their own ignorance.

[MSWmson]

Come to think about it, he did look extremely blissful.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I think he has been one of the best comedians around, but I dont get the fanboys.

[Tilaron]

Oh yeah,.he has definitely left a legacy behind, no doubt about that, I just don't like most of the people that like him, if you get what I mean.

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

I dont like them either.

What do you think of Doug Stanhope?

[tyrbolo]

You have to expect such things in a universe where rats are eating innocent snakes.

LOL if you're collecting asshole statements on the Net you'll need a much bigger hard drive.

[slimjimpui]

Whenever you hear someone start a sentence with "I'm not racist, but..." you know there's a statement of the highest assholery on it's way

[1liljet]

Educated rectums are ignorant.

[darnsmall]

my dad always told me that they should have dropped 10 nukes on Japan; they're full of racists. So I went to Japan and found out that yeah they are racist, but fuk they do it so much better than us...and they're the coolest country in the world ever.

[ZachsMind]

I think nuking Iran would be a waste of a perfectly good nuclear warhead, that could be better utilized doing nothing.

Just remember the whole of civilized society is protected by the empty threat we might nuke Iran, or Korea, or Cuba if they look at us funny again. but that we're not actually going to nuke anybody.

When "THEY" figure that out, civilized society will put its collective head between its legs and kiss its ass goodbye.

Was that too much asshole for you? =) I never can tell.

[nijaexhile3]

Not to be harsh but I don't have any friends that would make that kind of statement. Sounds like someone with a soul of poop. But I don't know the person and maybe it was just a moment of madness like my "Fuck all Americans" bursts of disgust. Perhaps he didn't mean it...

[IssMeinHirn]

Dude; that's an asshole statement.

[Pipistrello]

I say we should nuke all the assholes when they make statements like that. Um... never mind.

[YogiToad]

nar nar nar.....

[supervillan]

yes we want teh paralell universe

[captainfury2007]

Dude, I really like the new robot voice SeanBedlam. very cool.

[gem042]

...SECOND

[PaganRon]

LMAO!!!