Denis Leary - Drugs

[ruck9670]

will u please make this video availible to view on a mobile phone

[optimusprime2008]

BIG FUCKIN' Q!

[Silentsam7532]

5:45 Cocaine? We invented that. Your welcome.

[Silentsam7532]

Great angry rant. This guy rules!

[AmandaJaneCarter]

This guy is funny as hell XD could watch him for hours if not days.

[Greatmurderer]

This guy is an inspiration

[DrTrawly]

Denis Leary = Retard who stole everything from Bill Hicks

R.I.P Bill Hicks!

[vivalacucuracha]

If only Bill Hicks were alive to make this mimic irrelevant....

[Legendairi]

Hop off of Denis's dick! I think this guy is hilarious and all around a great actor and human being, this guy has distributed 2 million dollars to the families of 9/11 victims and donated over a dozen boats to the firefighters in new orleans after katrina....ok he stole a couple jokes, he is still a better guy than any of you shithead haters so FUCK OFF!

[totaldramarewind]

How Does A Sneezing Panda Get More Laughs Than This Man?



[moorevayne]

WHERE DO  SIGN UP!!???? TAKE MY PENIS AWWWWAAYYYYY!

[moorevayne]

i hate when celebs get OFF drugs..then they arent even close to being this funny

[KeeganSaysHi]

BIG FUCKIN' Q!

[TheGreggiraldo]

sorry about the spelling error, what i ment to say is what a legend

[TheGreggiraldo]

what a legened

[AwakeToPresence]

he steals from bill hicks and commercializes it with his acting

[timberland1108]

@AwakeToPresence even if that is true who cares, he is funny as hell

[Mrcrustypubes]

This guy and Carlos Menstealia are my favorite comedians.

[homie3626]

LOL "I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green. Merry Fuckin Christmas!"

[xsugarshock]

@homie3626 lol I love that line also !!!! sooooo descriptive

[homie3626]

@xsugarshock Haha the quick and wittiness of the line made it so much funnier.

[Ebvardh]

@SieSieD101 ... You're so sad.

[BigBoomRobot]

FUCKING FAGGOT STOLE FORM HICKS HOPE HE DIES IN A CAR CRASH

[Jr7384]

@BigBoomRobot Fuck Hicks He sucks dick any way

[NsTrainMan07]

who is "sonny"

[missartist123]

This guy is not funny. He's actually really annoying.

[missartist123]

@sallysrock no

[sallysrock]

@sallysrock

what did I say that was removed? I think i added a link to the von bulow case.

Oh well, who cares.

[Vulgardisp]

Back in the day when I was 16, I thought Denis was just funny. Now that I'm 32 it donned on me that he was right. Kids, Drugs, Work.. he foretold my life!1!!

[cptmrgn318]

LUDES MAN! FUCKING LUDES MAN!

[NsTrainMan07]

."....Yeah same cold I had for years...."

[NsTrainMan07]

"...We know theres a small child inside of you..."

[NsTrainMan07]

Who is sonny ??

[NsTrainMan07]

Only in america, would there be a man that cocaine wasn't good enough for.."

[akgreene518]

we did em all goddamit!!

[FelineAlchemist]

Five years since and its still catchy as hell when you're sick! NyQuil NyQuil NyQuil! We Love You - YOU GIANT F***ING Q!

[singletona082]

I'm pretty sure nyQuil was invinted to try counter-acting the cocain in somebody's system.

[BunnaySango]

I remember when I worked for a grocery store, and there was always the same dude that came in and never bought anything but cough medicine.

[Laeiryn]

I thought Denis was a hell of a lot funnier before I heard Bill Hicks, and all the stuff Leary stole from him.

But, well... "I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green! merry F!ckin' christmas!" :D

[cfcMalky]

Lets get another 8-ball, lol that bit cracks me up every time! i've watched this countless times since i was about 12 years old lol, dad had it on tape

[boscher5050]

this was the funniest thing i've seen in a long time. Dennis Leary, that was funny.

[6reatJ0ke]

To all you haters,

Shut the fuck up, if you don't like Dennis then don't watch him, I personally find his jokes to be lacking. Doesn't mean he's not funny to someone out there somewhere. People just don't appreciate shit anymore and expect others to pander to their wants. The world is full of idiots and they all flock to youtube and yes that includes me too, derp.

[ForcedAgenda]

@6reatJ0ke How's that soap box...still holdin' up?

[6reatJ0ke]

@ForcedAgenda Holding up fine, thanks for asking.

[Konicava]

Dont like it, hes a fucking poser. but you americans don't have a clue no more, can't difference rip offs from the real deal no more, RIP George Carlin.

[Heavybrutality]

@Konicava Oh yes its just Americans that are stupid. Yet here you are making points that no one cares about, And Trolling like a noob, ha ha ha.

[Konicava]

@Heavybrutality You cared so fuck you. Now don't answer back I don't want to remember this asshole or you even EXIST, bye.

[Heavybrutality]

@Konicava Ha responded just like a knew you would, with a curse and a Dismissal... Delicious.

[Konicava]

@Heavybrutality My god you swear? I could just bet everything that I would respond with a political thesis about how the problematics of drugs laws in our society diminish the probability of you getting by you mediocre life alive. Think about it as natural selection, you die, I win.

[Heavybrutality]

@Konicava I like how you took that in a direction it was never about just in a desperate attempt to make yourself sound intelligent, while failing miserably. 5 points for effort Pal but you still fail.

[Konicava]

@Heavybrutality Sound intelligent? In this video? That's not quite hard at all, only morons watch this asshole anyways.

[Heavybrutality]

@Konicava Ineffectual insults coupled with bragging about ones own intelligence proves to me how bad you are at life. Whats next are you gonna call me another Name or perhaps exhibit some of your awe inspiring "Wit" Please I'm waiting with Rapt anticipation.

[Konicava]

@Heavybrutality How bout blocking/ignoring you on youtube and never EVER coming back to watch another asswipe comedy act from this asshole up there, or reading some clueless remark about how you admire this dull boring actor.

[Heavybrutality]

@Konicava Hell that would be great! I get the satisfaction of knowing i basically made you run away in terror, and I'll never have to read another of you're whining self righteous Bitch fests on another one of The videos i watch! Thank you and goodnight.

[drago884]

Leary might have 'borrowed *cough cough* material from other comedians, but his angle ain't that bad.

Even before I heard this bit about drugs, he always came off as a coke head to me with his antics and delivery lol...but hey, coke heads are funny sometimes too!

[M3GTR]

i really wish people would shut up about bill hicks on dennis leary videos.

[234addict]

what a wanker speed talkin and talkin bollox

[belia1313]

I guess Denis offended the some crack head's on here aye.......

[fancythathat]

Bill Hicks was so talented.

[abSURDub]

He is like a too hyper, less funny and less intelligent version of Bill Hicks

[NsTrainMan07]

@abSURDub Who is "bill hicks"

[lukyc101]

Is he trying to snort a bong?

[godessceline]

Even his mannerisms are a copy of Bill's....

[legrandeframage]

we love you! you giant fucking Q!

[Laeiryn]

"Marijuana doesn't lead to drugs, it leads to fucking carpentry!" So... what does that say about Jesus?

[paulossiter]

this is shit

[Budisgud69]

I prefer Bill Hicks

[ilikemurphyslaw]

Wow this guy is an unfunny hack.

[Merjia]

@ilikemurphyslaw Well you are a stupid cunt who needs to stop watching videos that he doesn't like.

[ggreyshade]

lol pot in the 70s was like 3% thc, now we have pot with like 25% thc

[19george73]

@mjb13ell spot on !!!!! this guy stole bill hicks act , period!

[boggsrogera]

Got to agree w,DOOMSAYER on the first but I still miss the second!

[boggsrogera]

Can't believe these haters, Denis is crazy funny. If you lived the '70's you KNOW!

[DOOMSayaar]

@boggsrogera

The potency of modern pot dwarfs anything that the 70's could throw at it.

Ludes? Modern painkillers and anti-depressants got more kick than that shit.

Nostalgia is for fools and burnouts. Also, Leary is crap.

[RonPaulSwede]

Damn how sensitive people are today, this is great!

Ron Paul 2012-

[Kyusoath]

not very good.

[ppackingnegro]

this shit is fucking terrible this shits not funny its garbage !!!!!!!!!

[Halo3kixass]

@ppackingnegro then how did you come across the fucking video then?!?!?!?!?!

[MrMaskedManiac]

the Q wont stop talking to me ahhhhh

[ZRoachpuff]

Lol this man is such a joke. Don't do drugs anymore, huh?

[therfleig]

Denis could always make me laugh...

[supernintendo232]

yes soud



[suodallos]

he is so stubd

[violent76669]

pot doesnt lead to other drugs, it leads to fucking carpentry

[elvenpsycho]

Man, alot of people are pissed off that he sounds like Bill Hicks. Whether or not he did, why does it matter? Bill Hicks is long dead and Leary is wildly successful. I'm pretty sure it stopped mattering about a decade ago.

[bluez4soul]

@elvenpsycho Why did Denis Leary go on in his career and Bill Hicks did not?? Because there is No Cure For Cancer.

[kimmyfreak200]

I love this psycho!! So funny!

[MarquisRattlehead]

194 people actually tried to buy drugs on iTunes

[PSYKEN1980]

To all you FUCKTARDS claiming that Leary ripprd off Bill Hicks, you are out of your FUCKING minds ok. Bill hicks' act is nothing like Denis Leary.  All you people are just mad that Denis Leary is funnier than Bill Hicks could ever be. That said, SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluez4soul]

@PSYKEN1980 You are right. They do not even sound a like. They just talk about the same things but that is not stealing. They both talk about smoking music and boos but a lot of guys do that.

[Blackwido963]

the guy is funny but would be funnyer if it didnt have the word f##k in every sentance.

[Brittonsp]

@Blackwido963 Stop being so sensitive princess. You will find that EVERYBODY on the stand-up comedy circuit swears like this.

[1m1chris1m1]

are u drunk no i have a cold

[allisonmarie33]

"Sit in the bathroom and talk to a complete ass hole stranger for seven hours please!" Ecstasy is good for the one too haha

[brastmonkey]

I'm on NyQuil right now! I love that fuckin' Q

[Jackmyster99]

Suck on Satens Cock Denis

[sicMenas]

I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green, merry fucking christmas 0v[;tym=-pd

[nmatavka]

Haha, Denis, if you think Nyquil is the 13th step, what do you call British kaolin and morphine syrup? :D For you Americans, we have K&M syrup over the counter for diarrhoea and coughs.

[violent76669]

TAKE MY PENIS AWAY

[ddpsp]

He's like the bizzarro Bill Hicks.

[tenniskettle]

@ddpsp that would be because he regularly ripped of bill hicks and his mannerisms because learys an untalented hack.

[TheTony9297]

NyQuil is the 13th fucking step ppl....lol i'm high my teeth r green and merry fucking x-mas......lol

[BuappyHero]

TAKE MY PENIS AWAY!!!!

[sparten181]

nyQuil...nyQuil never changes

[ObamaGoesMooooo]

bill hicks imposter

[ARockerWillSing0499]

NyQuil...Capital N, Small Y, BIG FUCKING Q!

Cocaine, we started that. You're welcome.

LOL!!! You rock Denis!!!

[Jay92efc]

@ARockerWillSing0499 "you rock denis" you're officially a wanker, go hang yourself.

R.I.P Bill Hicks.

[LoganfarbarTV]

@Jay92efc if you dont like it dont watch it

[LoganfarbarTV]

he does rock

[Jay92efc]

@LoganfarbarTV He doesn't.

[DeadDeviance]

@Jay92efc Fuck you...

[Jay92efc]

@DeadDeviance Not my fault this dickhead robs jokes off the real comedians

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

Fags, and more fags all attempting to swing from my cock.

[tidweezy11]

woooooo dxm and robo trippin

[Thepianobird]

i think your both pathetic. LOL!!!

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@Thepianobird

Good thought, non thinker. Now go slit your jugular vein and carotid artery. Piano-dorkbitchshit-turd.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@Thepianobird

I KNOW you fuck constipated priests.

[Phishboy26]

Man i use to drink the shit out of some NyQuil. The high off of NyQuil was nuts. High as a motherfucker and zoned the fuck out.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@Phishboy26

Taking acetamihophen is terrible for the liver, dumbfuck. Being that NyQuil is 10% alcohol and doxymine succinate (same exact effects of diphenhydramine). You could have simply taken 4 Benadryl and once they kicked in drink a shot of Jack Daniels. No need for liver killing repeated dosing of acetamenophen. Research helps a lttle cockdrip, catcher.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

Yeah...I'll get a knife. Red Dwarf...a faggot British show. HAW HA HEE HE.

[TheReddwarff100]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

You copied it in america and it was shite.

ya fuckin hill billy.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

Hill billy? I live in New York you stupid fucking abortion gone wrong.

[TheReddwarff100]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

I think you need a few steps to follow to help you with your life.

Step1: Get Gun.

Step2: Put gun to head.

Step3: Pull trigger.

BOOM!

One less retard in the world.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

Okay...another crusted cum blasted dork. Amazing how many of you rape victims there are.

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 oooh so angry u must sit in the dark listening to denis leary thinkin ur the shizz haha an ur dad should wore a rubber

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@evade531

Yup you got me ya silly vaginal blood fart. Nice originality you baboon asshole.

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 i love ur words, im glad ur in on the internet keeps ur bad self off the street,u do know if u said these things 2 me in reality u would get bitch slapped ? not that u ever would u cum stain who looks up naughty words on google

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@evade531

And you would get skull crushed by someone that can deadlift 355lbs. and squat 315 lbs for 10 - 12 reps. Google...yeah that's what I do.! -- More like I fistrape your mother's wide hag-snatch. Nome from New York, are ya fagboy. Now tuck your dick into the back of your asscrack, shut the fuck up and sit there and look pretty, because I just made you my bitch. Evade???? Yeah, you would evademe you scarred little whore.

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 your a retard go back 2 bein an asshole online all uve got u cunt, and what ur mum does i couldnt give a fuck ur bs ia amusing now u gonna fuck off or keep up with the retarded youtube arguing

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@evade531

Ok you dick devouring fucking stupid Brit.

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 american fag ?

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@evade531

American yes but, just because I got drunk and anally raped you with a baseball bat does not make me a fag. You resemble a bitch so much, can you blame?

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 only one raped was u i think, is it rape if u enjoy ur father sodomizing u ? haha

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@evade531

Good one you unoriginal, cock target. Who hasn't used the 'old' mother/father thing since 2nd grade. And you basically copied me you shit coated cock-sucker.

[evade531]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1 but i dont have aids honestly ,sorry u do u shit coated cock sucker ? weirdo

[LexiK124]

what show is this, his no cure for cancer?

[HOLWAGERKARAOKE]

AWESOME

[Brandish728]

You can drink it! It's over-the-counter! Drink as much as you want! "Are you drunk?" 'No I have a cold...'

[freakshow4397]

I love that huge fuckin Q!!! I fuckin love it

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

Hahahahahahahaha......a page loaded with sperm bandits that HAVE WATCHED AND THEN TAKEN THE TIME TO COMMENT. Silly cunts.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

Good one force fucked cock slave.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

Learn english you fuckin 2nd rate citizen.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

that made sense. You mad because your idea of losing your virginity is when you slid out of your mothers gaping twat onto the cold hard hospital floor. I hear the doctor and miswife tried to strangle your cerebral palsy nigger ass with your own umbilical cord. YOU GOT OWNED. Hahahahahahahahaha.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

that made sense. You mad because your idea of losing your virginity is when you slid out of your mothers gaping twat onto the cold hard hospital floor. I hear the doctor and midwife tried to strangle your cerebral palsy nigger ass with your own umbilical cord. YOU GOT OWNED. Hahahahahahahahaha.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@TheReddwarff100

Removed your comment you pussy?

[MsMorgan2190]

If you dont fuckin like him stay the fuck off his videos and quit fuckin talkin shit go look up the pussy bullshit if the fuck word offends you ya fuckin babies denis leary is the fuckin shit

[DjGodaryD86]

The way of mankind, mankind never learns, always more and more because one is not enough, or two, three, needs MORE!!! and when you get the "more" then you're really fucked, then the problems come on the plate everyday until your end...

[DjGodaryD86]

The way of mankind, mankind never learns, always more and more because one is not enough, or two, three, needs MORE!!! and when you get the "more" then you're really fucked, then the problems come on the plate everyday until your end...

[XxNotYourStarXx]

Green fucking death flavor.......

[darkrx777]

this guy needs to slow the fuck down

[RyanR3volution]

Very juvenile interpretation of drugs.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

And you are a genius with your "interpretation" of a comedic perfeormance. Fucking mindless, spermbanks....everywhere = I introduce you to the crackwhore .. that is RyanRvolution. Feel free to laugh at this clown.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

You call this comedic performance, the same fucking guy whole stole all that shit from Bill Hicks? If you need a audience to make you feel better, your welcome, most are people are morons. I never underestimate the moronic of the mob.

Some people have really good experiences on different drugs that open their minds to different perspectives, these blanket statements Leary makes about drugs are incredibly juvenile. This guy is a modern juggler.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

pre-1995 = modern.?!? You have cemented your place in the dildo manufacturing plant. Fucking cerbral palsy blow jobber. You are a true thinker.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

Comedians that can't write their own jokes and have to steal are as useless as tits on a boar.

At least Carlos Menstelia is a good performer with other peoples material.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

A boar? We have solidified the fact that YOU are definitely not a comedian. A joke...YES. And people say Andrew Dice Clay srole Deadman Kinison's act, hust like Denis Leary. Who the fuck cares...both acts needed extreme improvement and Denis ans Clay accomplished it. And both filled Madison Square Garden....the biggest and ultimate achievement...the ultimate utopia of venues. New film I just started pruduction on----> "Dumb and Dumber and Even dumber yet and then Ryan.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETEC Here's some examples from the album that broke up Bill and Denis' friendship (with Bill bits in parentheses)

"John Lennon takes six bullets, Yoko is standing right next to him yelling "YaiYaiYai!" (Reagan...wounded)

"Cigarettes could have a label "Tumor" and we'd break into your house to get them." (Carton of low birth weights)

"Kids are playing records backwards and killing themselves. They should kill the band too." (New Kids records sound better backwards)

[RyanR3volution]

"Kids are playing records backwards and killing themselves. They should kill the band too." (New Kids records sound better backwards)

"You know what Hell is..sitting next to Andy Gibb" (Let's hunt and kill Billy Ray Cyrus)

"I'm goin' to Hell for that bit." (same)

"I'm getting a tracheomety so I can smoke through two holes." (If you're smoking through a hole in your neck...IIIII'd think about quiting

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

Very good.....what does that have to do with ripping off the act word for word, verbatim. Seems Leary is the preferred act, considering his name is actually known. I have lost count of your pointless douche anal plunge gay fuckments.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

To say that just because people are not aware of something that it must be non-important, just like how people could not see bacteria for so long. A lot of people watch Jersey Shore also, pure trash, but a lot of dumb people watch it.

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

Good one. Americans have been stealinng shit from day one. Funny Denis never had a complaint fron that useless hack, Bill hicks.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

Useless hack? Well, I would disagree being that Bill Hicks actually talked about real world issues and was original. No wonder he was regarded as a useless hack.

Comedians that steal shit are worthless, Hicks never had to steal. Nothing more worthless than a thief. If you understood Hicks or Hick's fans, you would understand that when you say "Americans", I hear sheep just like most people.

[RyanR3volution]

@NOISETECHNICIAN1

Your wrong by the way.A reporter asked Bill why he'd stopped smoking. His reply: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would."

[NOISETECHNICIAN1]

@RyanR3volution

That was a terriblr reason, but a huge compliment to Denis. And as far as Jersey Shore is concerned..I agree with you here. Like these mindless fags listening to Dillinger Escape Plan (turned to shit in early 2,000), Suicide Silence and other trendt mall fake retarded metalcore..Hot Topic crap.