Bexleyheath

[CronicleFredlar]

im form bexleyheath it not that bad , but yh some bad people but youle get that everywhe

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[plym0uth2]

my family are living in welling

[ukruletheworld442]

BEXELYHEATH =D itz where i live =D

[Abbiina]

Actually, Bexleyheath fountain isn't a fountain anymore it's now a plant thingy

[Abbiina]

HEY! STFU BEXLEYHEATH AINT SCUM! ALLOW BEXLEYHEATH!

[MFClion96]

Bexleyheath bad LOL fucking pussyhole...

[nataliiemmah]

@JannyDaBrat

If that was an attempt to be funny..it fails.

Its called Bexleyheath an is far from chavey.

[nataliiemmah]

Excuse me but bexleyheath is a lot better than erith, woolwich , crayford , dartford, plumstead. And I hate to alarm you mate but you can't sing..

[brettterence]

Bexleyheath is a dump and a Mecca for Chav Scum!! Better than Erith but that's really not saying much, is it!

[69vwgirl]

certainly better than Erith

[CalmDraven]

hahahah XD arrr Bexleyheaths not that bad but you have a point :D

[xGODsBANDITx]

bexleyheath is not a slum...

[tomthetank67]

still just as funny reading the comments, its a piss take folks...

[fredtvification]

its a weird place. All the time i lived there i just wanted it cos it was so depressing. Once u leave it though u miss it loads

[midge90210]

of course this is exaggerated, you think anyone would listen to the song if it spoke about how good the public transport is etc. etc? don't take it personally.

[missmarshmallow123]

Your taking the P out of Bexleyheath? You want to see single mums and guns? Go to erith, theres nothing wrong with this place! Eriths the place this song should be dedicated to, ass hole

[fatpig009]

WOOOOOOOO BEXLEYHEATH IS AMAZING



[lolokoperro]

i love bexleyheath !!!!!

[missmarshmallow123]

Ive lived in Bexelyheath for 7 years now and theres nothing wrong with it, maybe the odd pikey but its a brilliant place and well looked after nowadays, you really wanna go to the outskirts of erith mate

[DreamingOutLoudz]

Lived on bexleyheath all my life- the message of this video I concur

[TheJazztop]

was here in 1985 the good old days lol

[michaelpurcell1984]

How I appreciate moving away from that dirty disgusting dump!!!

[Coolchlo101]

@michaelpurcell1984 whatever its not a dump coz i happen to live there and it is fine

[Grateonwow]

@MrLuke6593 i live next to the train station

[MrLuke6593]

@JannyDaBrat not realy mate bellen

[mshope4us]

youtube

'child stealing by the state' Brian Gerrish common purpose

find out the truth thats happening behind your back

[Chickenplague1]

ah come on, i live in bexleyheath, its not such bad place.

[danieldotsmith]

I live near Bexleyheath, In sidcup. The only thing I like about Bexleyheath is Broadway lol

[steveshorter]

Jim ha ha ha how ya doin mate

[steveshorter]

Yes is is whos this

[steveshorter]

aint that barnhurst station at the start?

[RyanLee1989]

woo

[amIBeingCyberstalked]

sorry like the song but its not true :/

kos ur kinda calling me scum :)

[L1NK666XL1NK666]

come on man, im from bexleyheath, were scum.

[steveshorter]

lol

[L1NK666XL1NK666]

Are you the same steve Shorter that i went to Bexleyheath School with by any chance?

[KELViiNxLiiVE]

KENT FTW xD theres a tramp on the bench lol

[kash3380]

when i was in bexleyheath, i hated it but now i miss bexleyheath.

thanks for uploading video.

[flx0011]

What's wrong with Bexelyheath?

[kash3380]

go there on saturday eve abt 8 or 9, u will find out by ur self. lol

[ATBparkour]

Lol go there any time and you'll see. Doesn't mean I hate it, cuz I like bh.

[windtalker755]

Bexleyheath is not a slum.

[charl0ttee00]

1:11 is in woolwitch mayyteee get it rigth

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

Thankyou... Someone tried saying tht was bexleyheath to me aswell, and since i live right by tht pub i think i know haha :)

[HaRRyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i live in bexley heath and it not bad all u nerds u diks

[Gunnersarus]

The ihabitants of Halcott avenue are true gippo scum

[lookingood123]

Yep that is very true. The people that live there aren't too bad - like most of my mates but surrounding areas are full of scum. At least the knife weiding Somalians no longer hang around there.

[sekzilove]

This song is so true!

[DeHumph]

Bexleyheath has its problems, just like most other towns and cities of the U.K.

This is lame and snobbish.

[KiriyuLOL]

Bexleyheath is a freak circus.

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

good vid but at 1.14 thats in woolwich lol. i live near it . x

TRAK

[perfectsellout]

that's the rat and parrot in bexleyheath

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

nah the blue one, not the rat and parrot, that pubs bad :| lol, i think its called the queen victoria. is has all the windows boarded up :) in woowich, i graffed over it last night lol.

TRAK. x

[MentalRunescape]

Actually slade green is probs da worst. I can tell your from there. you use harsh swearing 'you cunt' ha XD

[RandomGeorgeAUS]

mate i used to live in bexleyheath and yeah, were some scummy people there, but now i live in brisbane in australia, same shit different country you know??

if your gonna write some shitty song at least do it about the particular cunts in question

[DanDoesGaming]

runescape lolol

[MentalRunescape]

Ur wrong. Slade green, thamesmeed erith. What about them?

[TOFFTOFF2009BOY]

slade green i a nice place 2 live you cunt

[TOFFTOFF2009BOY]

if you dont like it dont fucking go ther lol wtf

[menadlondon]

i swear there was one photo of woolwich in that

[hopebgood]

Grr! All these comments only give this knob further cause to wank off over the crap he stirs up about Bexleyheath. He's probably right. There ARE arseholes out there. But even the arseholes go out every now and then with their mates and have a fucking good time. This poster just sits at home and wanks in misery.....

Feeling good mate?

[898matthew]

thamesmead is the real scum hood! bexleyheath is alright, but of a night, thats when the  "hard" teenagers come out and mug old ladies and have gang fights. silly really.

[Tubeloobadoo]

lol @ all the nice bexleyheathians writing nice comments! says it all imo

[hopebgood]

Pending approval....? You are that arse!!!!!!

[hopebgood]

I used to know some bloke who sang "that you were Well In in Welling". Are you that same fellah? It has to be said that you sound like the same Knobby Knobson. Even down to the nasal vocals. Bexleyheath was cool man, if you're an arse.....

[sexybiatch1805]

Bexleyheath is better than some areas these days lol

[hopebgood]

What a po-faced shit you must be! LOL! I'm an old Bexleyheathen and I still love my old home town! If you're an arse you'll be treated like one! ;-)

[HarleyRuby]

ahahaha.

so so true.

how embarissing

[ccbums]

i lived at the pantiles and theres nothing wrong with bexleyheath i agree sum bad ppl around but u get that any where u go i miss b heath v much as i now live in aussie bring on next summer ul c me !!!!!!!!

[albionangel]

great song :)

[just41days]

gd song but bexley aint dat bad i mean cum on

[jpl2803]

how unfotunately true.

[goddessofanguish]

Aww the rat and parrot - how i miss thee!

Great song! Adding to favs.

[mfcchaz]

every1 thinks there hard there all mugs bermondsey lala bermondsey lalala

[mfcchaz]

its a joke

[estanqueirol]

i live in blackfen but i went 2 school in bexlyheath ST Columbus. BLS WAT!

[dnbjunkie2008]

long lane!

[thenewt1400]

i used to be a bus driver . in in this area. most are scum lived in this area 36 years by the way.

[RsJonn]

gimp

[MkSmooth]

Bexley Village massive

BAR LORCA AYE

[xxkizmexx]

fuckin luv it!

[BreakdancingFly99]

i aint that scummy but thats coz im in wellin :P lol

[cafc4lifespb7]

if u dnt like bexleyheath then fuck off somewhere else or deal with it u cunts

[xxJUSTsoRANDOMxx]

i live there and i agree with the song

[0rlypl0x]

it's a good place to hang round tho :D

[sasdude1111]

scott.

you are the kind of person discribed in this video......how do i know this?......you spell thing.fing which is not a word in the english language i would recomend evolving from a neandathal(a cave man in your terms)

[Lilmissmonkey]

discribed? Good english yourself..... oh dear oh dear oh dear

[Kiran1993J]

lol makes me laugh everytime...

And I do not wish a horrible death upon as that's just a bit mean. He/She is rather funny really.

Can people please stop writing abuse as I'm sure you love Bexleyheath (I quite like it too) but I think it's going just a bit far wishing death on the maker. It's only a youtube video...lets love Bexleyheath in peace. Thank you!

[CycolacFan]

Seems a little unfair, and you've quite clearly never lived in Orpington...

[kentboydan]

bexleyheath rules

[surreyccc]

Bexleyheath is many things, decent hard working people, a bit old fashioned. In our street we all look after each other, we are very caring. I think the person who wrote and sings this "song" knows sod all about Bexleyheath and sod all about anything.

[rachelsgay1890]

legend! rat and parrots gone now :(

[tonytriker]

LOL its funny but most of the little shits and mums are scum lol.

[bonanzakid]

thats funny. i use to go them pubs

[poopoomum]

you nob grow up and get a ucking life

[yobocool]

i swear who ever wrote this will die a HORRIBLE DEATH MABEY NOT TODAY NOT TOMMORROW BUT ONE DAY THEY WEILL DIE

[geogenius2254]

i live in bexleyheath its a cool place

[bobdriver1]

If you look at all the bus routes on the buses in the broadway you will see why. Erith, lewisham, slade green plumstead woolwich chalton etc.

[ellie2504]

you dont know what your talking about its good up there i live there i dont carry a gun im up there everydae gay person u aint helping by having the queen up there DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[BullyBOYY]

totaly agree they are all wiggers

[splintered231]

you dont give up do yer lol

Willaim camden good pu and good bands play there. Kings Arm good old mand pub with no scum in there just old men.

And The Rat was a Shit Hot pub til they shut it down...

[splintered231]

ha you dont give up do yer lol.

But sorry William camden is a good pub and has good bands play there.

The kings arms is a good oldman boozer not full of scum jst old men.

and the Rat was a shit pub rhil they shut it down.

[Gunnersarus]

The barman in the Kings arms is a cock - He thinks he's the mut's nuts

[TheresaCork]

Lived in B'heath all my life until 5 years ago. I sooo agree, its shite there now. What the hell happened over the last 5 years. Soo glad I am not bringing kids up there now. BTW I come from a long line of Bexleyheathians so certainly not biased against the heath.

[RyanAndNessaShow]

OMG UR TE FUKiN SCUM MATE U CNT JURSS GO RAAND SAYiN SHiT BOUT WHERE PEOPLE FUKiN LiVE

GET A LiFE FUKiN iMMATURE PRiCKK iF RiTiN SONGS ABOUT BEXLEYHEATH iS THE HiGHLiGHT OF UR LiFE THEN MATE U NEED TO GET OUT MORE (N)

[mosthaunteddiehard]

i often go to Bexleyheath as my nan lives in upper Belvedere. it aint all that bad. not as bad as some places in london anyway.

[ffairlane57]

My dear Brits, don't feel bad. We Americans have Baltimore.

[Gunnersarus]

By the way we're English - Not "Brits"

[cuttlefisch]

Single mum scum ruin every neighbourhood!! Parasites and vermin!!!! All their babies are minging and they are all soooo ugly!!! Single mums should get no benefit or anything.

[SxcPrincessBec]

OMG I live near bexleyheath it aint that bad talk about over exagerate!!! grrrr

[mcchip2]

lol noob bexleyheath is cool. fight me!

[frogclock]

Brilliant! It is a shitheap and I'm glad I escaped.

[jamesweal1234]

fuk of u prik who eva rote this shit bexleyheath is the bolloks!!

[RedMistAlchemist]

And leave the people by starbucks alone, they're the best! I don't see them starting any fights, do you? just walk 100 metres to mcdonalds and you'll see the contrast...

[RedMistAlchemist]

Ok so this is slightly exaggerated but still, Bexleyheath is pretty bad. The problem is that Bexleyheath is surrounded by scum, and the nice people who live IN Bexleyheath get the hell out at every possible opportunity. I've lived in Erith, on the outskirts of Bexleyheath (near the Pantiles- we even had chavs there ¬¬) and now I live in Northumberland Heath. So yeah, Bexleyheath is scum.

[JosieH92]

chavyheath?

it aint even known as that.

and bexleyheath aint even that bad compared to other places near by like lewisham and peckham and other places.

bexlyheath aint scum!

[DancingOmelette]

Consider yourself a proud member of the "scum" the song refers to then, you street rat. You were probably one of the drunks passed out on the pavement in the video weren't you?

[JosieH92]

this made me LOL.

bexleyheath is ledgend.

[aloecharlotte]

Your comment has just proved Ghostmut's point!

[scriber2007]

This shit singer has obviously never been to Basildon, New Addington or Peckham. Bexleyheath is fine and a good place to live & grow up. Can be a bit rough with chavs from surrounding areas, but no where near as bad as this utter twat is making out

[ashton1015]

Actually, I lived there for 20 years, and it is.

[jefferus]

u think thats bad??

come to fucking nuneaton!!!!!

[freemanio22]

bexleyheath every fucking corner u go round u get chased and im only 13

[daveaw69]

There's so much shop lifting there they call it Bexleythief.

[chelseayouth1905]

what idiot makes a song about bexleyheath

BEXLEYHEATH IS LEDGE ! cnt beat hte rat n parrot

[RRachelRRapture]

i live in bexleyheath and that song was ledge :] too trueee

[COTTONHEAT]

I Live in Erith now that is a shit hole

[NitsyWitsy]

iv lived in bexleyheath but have never ever been out there b4 on a weekend. is it really that bad? eek!!

[xceejayx]

haha. i love this song. it speaks the truth.

[aloecharlotte]

certainly does. Lived there all my life, I have seen it go downhill. Sad, it was a great place to grow up in for me. Not for my Daughter though. we are thinking about moving away.

[marrison13]

lol! you should be in tenaciuos D! i used to live there but i like your song!

[tallboyandy]

Where on earth, Did you learn English? Coz ya ant gunna gat a jobb Wit LUNGUWAGE loik dat iz ya?

[apmirkin]

jokes.. it is full of chavs...

like a white lewisham

[tallboyandy]

Its a real shame that you dont have to suffer the idiots, that stick used syringes underneath the toilet seats in Mcdonalds. So some poor b*****d has it or them stuck in their ass. So That makes bexleyheath look like CHELSEA  from where im standing..... Sing a song about the good points please... Ps i dont actually live there, i live in scabby wood. which these days aint a lot better..... so enjoy what you have.

[tallboyandy]

Its a shame no one ever noticed the good points about Bexleyheath, still you could always go to a real slum Called WOOLWICH. Its over run by "im well cool serving drugs and stabbing people" just cos they,ve gone "charlie big spuds" after a quick visit to the chemists section in the local Pub toilet. SO! bear in mind we have the odd tramp in woolwich, It makes Bexleyheath look like Chelsea!

[brad1567]

this is my hometown!

[XxblacktearsfallxX]

chavs think there so hard well if the go up broadway theyd problaly shit themselves becuase of al the emos/grunders who are not busy getting herpeys ,chlamidia (stds) or preggers are hanging up there its a place to socailise u scummy chavs:)

[charlottebright]

aww i hated going bexleyheath..i lived in barnehurst and i always had to go there..but this video does make me a lil homesick now i live in dubai lol

i did use to be a nice place..o well

xxxxxxxxxxx

[Gobdude07]

shut up u grunger bastard jus cos no one likes u an u gtta stay at ome pleasin ur muma cos u gt no mates. WASTEMAN, get a job u god dam hippy an stop sittin at ome makin little shite videos.

[DeHumph]

Bexleyheath ? This is what most of britain is like these days

[aahmm]

Fuckin wicked. What a shit hole. My heart sinks everytime i see a 492!

[TomSHJ]

tbh all of outer london and gravesham is a shithole

i hate it

[stevo22222]

Lol superb song and video, could have posted any number of pictures from a Friday or Saturday night for chavs and stroppy little teenage cows.

Bexleyheath is a shocking place to live and I can't wait to get out - having said that surely Slade Green, Thamesmead etc has to be worse?

[myusernameis123]

your a legned in this room, only in this room. because of bexleyheath, im leaving the country, could have shown some more chavs though, due to the vast amounts of them

[TheCharlottes]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llll

[BetNoire]

bexleyheath, i swear you can smell the poverty from this video alone.

I was doing research for a geography project once and barely any of the adult population in bexleyheath and erith have more than a secondary school education if that. what a fucking shit hole

[YellingInMyEar]

Is that right? Well I never.

Does anyone remember this place being nice? when I was a kid i remember it being quite nice, what the hell happened? I live up shooters hill, so thankfully I don't have to see this shit hole too often.

As everyone can imagine, i've had many a happy memory in this dump

[oxWRATHox]

when were those pictures taken ive never seen the place looking so empty!!!!

[panther77x]

Wot a load of rubbish.. this guy must live in bexleyheath mars.. great place.. nice centre. danson park..ok welling.

hall place close.. to blue water.. crap song crap singing..

ashanti

[gopexon]

Lol, its a shit hole mate.

The people make the place. And the people suck.

[newgirl07]

Bexleyheath is shit. End of.

[MrMcGauran]

Born in Woolwich, raised in Abbey Wood, Primary School in Plumstead, Secondary School in Bexleyheath, and I would just like to say that there is hope.

In 2000 I left for University in the cold and foreboding 'North.' Since then I have lived up here and never moved back.

It's cold, poor, miserable, dank, depressing and sometimes scary up here, and 2 different people where recently murdered within a mile of my house.

How do I deal with it you may ask.

Re-read my first paragraph.

[djxfire]

Chelsea boy, you must be a complete pleb if you think thamesmead, erith and slade green arent slums, and i live in fucking lewisham! Slade Green is like purgatory just combined with the stench of the sewage works down the road.

[steveshorter]

bexleyheath is a shit whole it summed it up last time i went ohm mc neat was in there and some fat bird was walking around with no shoes on garage and fat birds no thanks BUSY

[vinkong]

who tyhe fuck is this e7whu cunt? this is a parody, its funny, its not actually a slum. pull your head out of your arse before you type.

[e7whu]

it's about as funny as a burning orphanage

[meglos]

Try Sidcup!

[Sproggo003]

cheers, love the other videos as well

[Sproggo003]

great video

can you post the lyrics?

[ghostmut]

Added them to the details on the right!

[joevsimp]

i live just on t'other side of the river from bexlyheath, in rainham (equally suburban, boring and scummy} and next to dagenham, i totally agree with your comments about the Gascoine, nasty manor, but rainham and bexly arent exactly paradise

[e7whu]

I'd rather live in Bexleyheath than most places in south London. Also like I said about the least aggiest night out in the area. About as un-slum as you can reasonably get.

[e7whu]

Seriously, bexleyheath is probably one of the wealthiest parts of greater London, and is one of the most trouble-free nights out I can think of, plus it's suburban as fuck. About as far away from a slum as you can possibly get. Brick Lane in the 1970s, now THAT was a slum. Take it you've not ever been to Gascoigne Estate in Barking, London Fields in Hackney, Myatts Field in Brixton etc.?

Fucking plum.

[ghostmut]

Thanks kid, for pointing out there are worse places to live in the UK than Bexleyheath. Good job! It seems you need a little help understanding the concept of this song/video. Maybe some kind of diagram would help?

[e7whu]

You complete cunt.

[kaan0174]

LOLZZLLY your funny

Its not a diss just a song on how bexleyheath is at this point in time through the eyes of certain people.

Whether you take it as a personal attack on yourself is a bit twisted, but o well.

[ghostmut]

3. My favourite key is Dminor

4. My favourite guitarist is Stevie Ray Vaughan

5. and the person I'd most like to meet is Les Stroud (It was Steve Irwin but he's no longer with us RIP)

I've been pretty busy recently so I've not been in the studio alot.

[ghostmut]

Thanks for all your kind comments! Just to answer some more questions that have been flooding in...

1. I drive a high performance Japanese Sports Car.

2. I am a singer/songwriter who has written many wonderful songs, which are available at request!

[leeousby1982]

oi the camden aint that bad. the rest is ok tho.

[DamienT98]

Awesome!!

[burnout800]

Oh god this video brought it all back... Thank god I'm at uni in Yorkshire...

[elmafo]

quality (the tune, not bexleyheath)

[ThePinkSnail]

Ahhh.... Yeah that sounds about right!