Bexleyheath

[CronicleFredlar]

im form bexleyheath it not that bad , but yh some bad people but youle get that everywhe

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[plym0uth2]

my family are living in welling

[ukruletheworld442]

BEXELYHEATH =D itz where i live =D

[Abbiina]

Actually, Bexleyheath fountain isn't a fountain anymore it's now a plant thingy

[Abbiina]

HEY! STFU BEXLEYHEATH AINT SCUM! ALLOW BEXLEYHEATH!

[MFClion96]

Bexleyheath bad LOL fucking pussyhole...

[nataliiemmah]

Excuse me but bexleyheath is a lot better than erith, woolwich , crayford , dartford, plumstead. And I hate to alarm you mate but you can't sing..

[brettterence]

Bexleyheath is a dump and a Mecca for Chav Scum!! Better than Erith but that's really not saying much, is it!

[69vwgirl]

certainly better than Erith

[CalmDraven]

hahahah XD arrr Bexleyheaths not that bad but you have a point :D

[xGODsBANDITx]

bexleyheath is not a slum...

[tomthetank67]

still just as funny reading the comments, its a piss take folks...

[fredtvification]

its a weird place. All the time i lived there i just wanted it cos it was so depressing. Once u leave it though u miss it loads

[midge90210]

of course this is exaggerated, you think anyone would listen to the song if it spoke about how good the public transport is etc. etc? don't take it personally.

[missmarshmallow123]

Your taking the P out of Bexleyheath? You want to see single mums and guns? Go to erith, theres nothing wrong with this place! Eriths the place this song should be dedicated to, ass hole

[fatpig009]

WOOOOOOOO BEXLEYHEATH IS AMAZING



[lolokoperro]

i love bexleyheath !!!!!

[missmarshmallow123]

Ive lived in Bexelyheath for 7 years now and theres nothing wrong with it, maybe the odd pikey but its a brilliant place and well looked after nowadays, you really wanna go to the outskirts of erith mate

[IReadyForWarI]

Theres nothing bad about Bexleyheath these days...

[DreamingOutLoudz]

Lived on bexleyheath all my life- the message of this video I concur

[TheJazztop]

was here in 1985 the good old days lol

[michaelpurcell1984]

How I appreciate moving away from that dirty disgusting dump!!!

[Coolchlo101]

@michaelpurcell1984 whatever its not a dump coz i happen to live there and it is fine

[Grateonwow]

@MrLuke6593 i live next to the train station

[mshope4us]

youtube

'child stealing by the state' Brian Gerrish common purpose

find out the truth thats happening behind your back

[Chickenplague1]

ah come on, i live in bexleyheath, its not such bad place.

[danieldotsmith]

I live near Bexleyheath, In sidcup. The only thing I like about Bexleyheath is Broadway lol

[JannyDaBrat]

its not called Bexleyheath its chavleyheath

[MrLuke6593]

@JannyDaBrat not realy mate bellen

[nataliiemmah]

@JannyDaBrat

If that was an attempt to be funny..it fails.

Its called Bexleyheath an is far from chavey.

[steveshorter]

Jim ha ha ha how ya doin mate

[steveshorter]

Yes is is whos this

[steveshorter]

aint that barnhurst station at the start?

[RyanLee1989]

woo

[BananaPancakeMovies]

i live in bexleyheth :) its a shithole

[amIBeingCyberstalked]

sorry like the song but its not true :/

kos ur kinda calling me scum :)

[L1NK666XL1NK666]

come on man, im from bexleyheath, were scum.

[steveshorter]

lol

[L1NK666XL1NK666]

Are you the same steve Shorter that i went to Bexleyheath School with by any chance?

[KELViiNxLiiVE]

KENT FTW xD theres a tramp on the bench lol

[kash3380]

when i was in bexleyheath, i hated it but now i miss bexleyheath.

thanks for uploading video.

[flx0011]

What's wrong with Bexelyheath?

[kash3380]

go there on saturday eve abt 8 or 9, u will find out by ur self. lol

[ATBparkour]

Lol go there any time and you'll see. Doesn't mean I hate it, cuz I like bh.

[windtalker755]

Bexleyheath is not a slum.

[charl0ttee00]

1:11 is in woolwitch mayyteee get it rigth

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

Thankyou... Someone tried saying tht was bexleyheath to me aswell, and since i live right by tht pub i think i know haha :)

[HaRRyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i live in bexley heath and it not bad all u nerds u diks

[sekzilove]

This song is so true!

[DeHumph]

Bexleyheath has its problems, just like most other towns and cities of the U.K.

This is lame and snobbish.

[KiriyuLOL]

Bexleyheath is a freak circus.

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

good vid but at 1.14 thats in woolwich lol. i live near it . x

TRAK

[perfectsellout]

that's the rat and parrot in bexleyheath

[ETSxSILENTJOKER]

nah the blue one, not the rat and parrot, that pubs bad :| lol, i think its called the queen victoria. is has all the windows boarded up :) in woowich, i graffed over it last night lol.

TRAK. x

[PenguinPie07]

bexleyheath is the meeting place for everyone from thamesmead, erith and the other crappy places, so yeas, it is full of scum, but they arent all our scum :)

[lookingood123]

Yep that is very true. The people that live there aren't too bad - like most of my mates but surrounding areas are full of scum. At least the knife weiding Somalians no longer hang around there.

[MentalRunescape]

Actually slade green is probs da worst. I can tell your from there. you use harsh swearing 'you cunt' ha XD

[RandomGeorgeAUS]

mate i used to live in bexleyheath and yeah, were some scummy people there, but now i live in brisbane in australia, same shit different country you know??

if your gonna write some shitty song at least do it about the particular cunts in question

[DanDoesGaming]

runescape lolol

[MentalRunescape]

Ur wrong. Slade green, thamesmeed erith. What about them?

[TOFFTOFF2009BOY]

slade green i a nice place 2 live you cunt

[WhatAJokerHAHA]

Thats why i moved out as soon as i could?

And my neighbours had the police raiding them every two or three weeks for drug dealing and prostitution?

Are you fucking dillusional you dumn wank, you must be one of them pikey chavvy cunts who go round on bikes everywhere spitting and chewing gum while sucking off dick up near londis for like £5 or some shit, you're a dumb tit mate.

[TOFFTOFF2009BOY]

if you dont like it dont fucking go ther lol wtf

[sovietory1990]

Bexleyheath is nothin like that!! everywhere you go theres trouble!!

[menadlondon]

i swear there was one photo of woolwich in that

[hopebgood]

Grr! All these comments only give this knob further cause to wank off over the crap he stirs up about Bexleyheath. He's probably right. There ARE arseholes out there. But even the arseholes go out every now and then with their mates and have a fucking good time. This poster just sits at home and wanks in misery.....

Feeling good mate?

[898matthew]

thamesmead is the real scum hood! bexleyheath is alright, but of a night, thats when the "hard" teenagers come out and mug old ladies and have gang fights. silly really.

[Tubeloobadoo]

lol @ all the nice bexleyheathians writing nice comments! says it all imo

[hopebgood]

Pending approval....? You are that arse!!!!!!

[hopebgood]

I used to know some bloke who sang "that you were Well In in Welling". Are you that same fellah? It has to be said that you sound like the same Knobby Knobson. Even down to the nasal vocals. Bexleyheath was cool man, if you're an arse.....

[sexybiatch1805]

Bexleyheath is better than some areas these days lol

[hopebgood]

What a po-faced shit you must be! LOL!  I'm an old Bexleyheathen and I still love my old home town! If you're an arse you'll be treated like one! ;-)

[Chou3232]

truer words have never been spoken/sung :)

xx

[maximo1491]

Awsome i come from erith which is right next to it :D still think erith is more of a scum town than bexleyheath :p

[HarleyRuby]

ahahaha.

so so true.

how embarissing

[ccbums]

i lived at the pantiles and theres nothing wrong with bexleyheath i agree sum bad ppl around but u get that any where u go i miss b heath v much as i now live in aussie bring on next summer ul c me !!!!!!!!

[oldschoolcockney]

You are a bad singer mate. Get a Job!

[oldschoolcockney]

Mate have you got a job? write a song about love or getting caught in a brothel something interesting. Move if you dont like it mate, or meet me down The Ivory for a booze and a dance! I swear you was on x factor the other week signing lady in red!!!

[oldschoolcockney]

What a track!!! Mate have you got a job? Did you get turned down on X factor the other week singing Lady in Red? Swear it sounded like you! Lets all get down the Ivory for a booze and a dance stop all this argueing. If you dont like the area move away! And in future write a song about Love or getting caught in a brothel! something interesting mate....

[albionangel]

great song :)

[just41days]

gd song but bexley aint dat bad i mean cum on

[dismal08]

Lol! you are a legend! I agree it's full of nobheads now! It's one bus away from me but I stay away 'cos it's a shithole!

Go Ghostmut!!

[jpl2803]

how unfotunately true.

[goddessofanguish]

Aww the rat and parrot - how i miss thee!

Great song! Adding to favs.

[mfcchaz]

every1 thinks there hard there all mugs bermondsey lala bermondsey lalala

[mfcchaz]

its a joke

[estanqueirol]

i live in blackfen but i went 2 school in bexlyheath ST Columbus. BLS WAT!

[dnbjunkie2008]

long lane!

[thenewt1400]

i used to be a bus driver . in in this area. most are scum lived in this area 36 years by the way.

[RsJonn]

gimp

[MkSmooth]

Bexley Village massive

BAR LORCA AYE

[xxkizmexx]

fuckin luv it!

[BreakdancingFly99]

i aint that scummy but thats coz im in wellin :P lol

[wilmo13]

bexley bruv

[cafc4lifespb7]

if u dnt like bexleyheath then fuck off somewhere else or deal with it u cunts

[xxJUSTsoRANDOMxx]

i live there and i agree with the song

[0rlypl0x]

it's a good place to hang round tho :D

[Kiran1993J]

lol makes me laugh everytime...

And I do not wish a horrible death upon as that's just a bit mean. He/She is rather funny really.

Can people please stop writing abuse as I'm sure you love Bexleyheath (I quite like it too) but I think it's going just a bit far wishing death on the maker. It's only a youtube video...lets love Bexleyheath in peace. Thank you!

[CycolacFan]

Seems a little unfair, and you've quite clearly never lived in Orpington...

[ShazErad]

The younger generation are different to the older there. WAsn't a bad place when I was a kid - till I hit 13 nd my mates were getting knocked up. Different genereation, different experiences. Personally, I agree with the song.

[kentboydan]

bexleyheath rules

[surreyccc]

Bexleyheath is many things, decent hard working people, a bit old fashioned. In our street we all look after each other, we are very caring. I think the person who wrote and sings this "song" knows sod all about Bexleyheath and sod all about anything.

[rachelsgay1890]

legend! rat and parrots gone now :(

[scottcane0000]

funniest fing i see 4 ages

[sasdude1111]

scott.

you are the kind of person discribed in this video......how do i know this?......you spell thing.fing which is not a word in the english language i would recomend evolving from a neandathal(a cave man in your terms)

[Lilmissmonkey]

discribed? Good english yourself..... oh dear oh dear oh dear

[tonytriker]

LOL its funny but most of the little shits and mums are scum lol.

[bonanzakid]

thats funny. i use to go them pubs

[kaneshanemcbane]

quality song

[poopoomum]

you nob grow up and get a ucking life

[winky1530]

spot on full of chav scum and slags

[yobocool]

i swear who ever wrote this will die a HORRIBLE DEATH MABEY NOT TODAY NOT TOMMORROW BUT ONE DAY THEY WEILL DIE

[pholmes101]

You cunt! I have lived in Bexleyheath my whole life. You lot don't know what your talking about. GO AND DIE YOU BUNCH OF MUGS.

[nufarmchem]

couldnt have put it better myself

[mcgreenyboi]

It's Sick

[geogenius2254]

i live in bexleyheath its a cool place

[bobdriver1]

If you look at all the bus routes on the buses in the broadway you will see why. Erith, lewisham, slade green plumstead woolwich chalton etc.

[ellie2504]

you dont know what your talking about its good up there i live there i dont carry a gun im up there everydae gay person u aint helping by having the queen up there DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[dumdumman]

U Daft Fuck ¬.¬ Shittiest Place on the Planet

[splintered231]

you dont give up do yer lol

Willaim camden good pu and good bands play there. Kings Arm good old mand pub with no scum in there just old men.

And The Rat was a Shit Hot pub til they shut it down...

[splintered231]

ha you dont give up do yer lol.

But sorry William camden is a good pub and has good bands play there.

The kings arms is a good oldman boozer not full of scum jst old men.

and the Rat was a shit pub rhil they shut it down.

[Gunnersarus]

The barman in the Kings arms is a cock - He thinks he's the mut's nuts

[TheresaCork]

Lived in B'heath all my life until 5 years ago. I sooo agree, its shite there now. What the hell happened over the last 5 years. Soo glad I am not bringing kids up there now. BTW I come from a long line of Bexleyheathians so certainly not biased against the heath.

[kayleighc21]

bloody hell u r sad doing this tell u aing got a gf!! there is nuffin wrong wid b heaf i live there id rather live here than brixton or woolwich now there shit holes, so y dont u get a life u idiot

[lilylazer666]

You're a chav aren't you? I can tell by your shitty use of grammar. Either learn to speak our language or fuck off to Brixton where you lot belong. You act black enough anyway.

Nice song by the way. Sums up this area perfectly. Wish all the chavs would piss off out of here, and stop ruining our country.

[BullyBOYY]

totaly agree they are all wiggers

[vornster]

I've also lived in B'Heath and can say this song sums it up!

[RyanAndNessaShow]

OMG UR TE FUKiN SCUM MATE U CNT JURSS GO RAAND SAYiN SHiT BOUT WHERE PEOPLE FUKiN LiVE

GET A LiFE FUKiN iMMATURE PRiCKK iF RiTiN SONGS ABOUT BEXLEYHEATH iS THE HiGHLiGHT OF UR LiFE THEN MATE U NEED TO GET OUT MORE (N)

[mosthaunteddiehard]

i often go to Bexleyheath as my nan lives in upper Belvedere. it aint all that bad. not as bad as some places in london anyway.

[thekidinthehat]

i only know 2 place in bexley that are cool starbucks (yummy coffee) and the pipe so that sums up my life as a piper

[ffairlane57]

My dear Brits, don't feel bad. We Americans have Baltimore.

[thom9173]

lol

[Gunnersarus]

By the way we're English - Not "Brits"

[cuttlefisch]

Single mum scum ruin every neighbourhood!! Parasites and vermin!!!! All their babies are minging and they are all soooo ugly!!! Single mums should get no benefit or anything.

[yummymummybex]

what a cock you are no doubt you a sponging foreigner from thamesmead

bet your mum was single mum thats why your head fucked up maybe she should have aborted you!!

bexleyheath not too bad would rather be there than sunny thamesmead or woolwich

[SxcPrincessBec]

OMG I live near bexleyheath it aint that bad talk about over exagerate!!! grrrr

[mcchip2]

lol noob bexleyheath is cool. fight me!

[thom9173]

makes you proud

[frogclock]

Brilliant!  It is a shitheap and I'm glad I escaped.

[jamesweal1234]

fuk of u prik who eva rote this shit bexleyheath is the bolloks!!

[RedMistAlchemist]

And leave the people by starbucks alone, they're the best! I don't see them starting any fights, do you? just walk 100 metres to mcdonalds and you'll see the contrast...

[RedMistAlchemist]

Ok so this is slightly exaggerated but still, Bexleyheath is pretty bad. The problem is that Bexleyheath is surrounded by scum, and the nice people who live IN Bexleyheath get the hell out at every possible opportunity. I've lived in Erith, on the outskirts of Bexleyheath (near the Pantiles- we even had chavs there ¬¬) and now I live in Northumberland Heath. So yeah, Bexleyheath is scum.

[JosieH92]

chavyheath?

it aint even known as that.

and bexleyheath aint even that bad compared to other places near by like lewisham and peckham and other places.

bexlyheath aint scum!

[misshoneyz]

I hate bexleyheath, I use to love it until the chavs took over. It's now called chavleyheath

[JosieH92]

this made me LOL.

bexleyheath is ledgend.

[bensmith21]

do one for Dartford please and include a verse about the old lady that raids the bins on a Thursday night and Satuday night after Zens chucks out I might actually get a you tube thing going on her she is ledge and goes mental when questioned about her actions.

[redpat11]

this geez is a cunt,bexleyheath is proper good,rat and parrot my local and right good 4 a good fucking mash up.

[aloecharlotte]

Your comment has just proved Ghostmut's point!

[DancingOmelette]

Consider yourself a proud member of the "scum" the song refers to then, you street rat. You were probably one of the drunks passed out on the pavement in the video weren't you?

[scriber2007]

This shit singer has obviously never been to Basildon, New Addington or Peckham. Bexleyheath is fine and a good place to live & grow up. Can be a bit rough with chavs from surrounding areas, but no where near as bad as this utter twat is making out

[ashton1015]

Actually, I lived there for 20 years, and it is.

[jefferus]

u think thats bad??

come to fucking nuneaton!!!!!

[freemanio22]

bexleyheath every fucking corner u go round u get chased and im only 13

[daveaw69]

There's so much shop lifting there they call it Bexleythief.

[chelseayouth1905]

what idiot makes a song about bexleyheath

BEXLEYHEATH IS LEDGE ! cnt beat hte rat n parrot

[RRachelRRapture]

i live in bexleyheath and that song was ledge :] too trueee

[COTTONHEAT]

I Live in Erith now that is a shit hole

[chavsaregreat]

This is absolutly great! i used to live in crayford, so i know exactly what it is like, thank god someone thinks the same thing as me!

and by the way the song had me in stitches for ages! well done!

[TheScrivenator]

I live in Bexley and sometimes go up to Bexleyheath, nothing bad about it when I go there

I also went to St. Columbas.....what a shit school that was

[NitsyWitsy]

iv lived in bexleyheath but have never ever been out there b4 on a weekend. is it really that bad? eek!!

[robbie1800]

Bexleyheath is great,its the fact that it has been the subject of lots of investment in the night time entertainment sector thats its own undoing due to scum from the following areas (woolwich,eltham, mottingham,sidcup,st pauls cray,crayford,dartford, sladegreen)frequenting bexleyheath.

[xceejayx]

haha. i love this song. it speaks the truth.

[aloecharlotte]

certainly does. Lived there all my life, I have seen it go downhill. Sad, it was a great place to grow up in for me. Not for my Daughter though. we are thinking about moving away.

[marrison13]

lol! you should be in tenaciuos D! i used to live there but i like your song!

[tallboyandy]

Where on earth, Did you learn English? Coz ya ant gunna gat a jobb Wit LUNGUWAGE loik dat iz ya?

[lilzammykid]

fuckk offf i live nearr bexleyheathh it aint likee dat itss quite akcherliiii dikkheddd prikkss

[W8956]

appalling. it has gone downhill but it doesnt deserve this

[apmirkin]

jokes.. it is full of chavs...

like a white lewisham

[tallboyandy]

Its a real shame that you dont have to suffer the idiots, that stick used syringes underneath the toilet seats in Mcdonalds. So some poor b*****d has it or them stuck in their ass. So That makes bexleyheath look like CHELSEA from where im standing..... Sing a song about the good points please... Ps i dont actually live there, i live in scabby wood. which these days aint a lot better..... so enjoy what you have.

[tallboyandy]

Its a shame no one ever noticed the good points about Bexleyheath, still you could always go to a real slum Called WOOLWICH. Its over run by "im well cool serving drugs and stabbing people" just cos they,ve gone "charlie big spuds" after a quick visit to the chemists section in the local Pub toilet. SO! bear in mind we have the odd tramp in woolwich, It makes Bexleyheath look like Chelsea!

[StcKiddzWott]

listen mate u talk complete and utter bullshit chattin breeze about every1 as a gun u dikk av i gt 1? and u completly takin out of hand bringin pubz into it y woz dat coz wotz rong with pubz der a place wer ppl enjoy dem self u mug so shut up yh

[brad1567]

this is my hometown!

[Dudezunited]

dat is ma hometown u r tlkn bout u sons of hoars