I need scissors 61 colonel call

[rolandocbf]

I need the HD collection.

[howell2006]

How the hell does one pronounce "Hara-kiri" as "Hairy Carry"?

I know English is a screwed up language, but I have never heard "ra" in any combination sound like "ree"

[shadowrose8907]

@howell2006 it's not some obscure rule, just a straight-up bastardization of the original; I don't get how they managed to warp it that far either, but it's out of negligence, not pedantry

[kope2kope]

Please don't confuse people that use English poorly with correct English.

[Metroidguy94]

...What the hell.

[Twestination]

For people who like random quotes in their game, play Alan Wake. It's hilarious

[MrMike0113]

This is essentially the greatest videogame moment ever.

[TheSethman95]

This almost made up for the shitty plant chapter...almost

[Dgenerate1988]

this part is a little creepy to me the first time

[NateisosOme]

Add 8 to that 61

[hXc232]

@NateisosOme add "is a fucking moron" to your name

[NateisosOme]

@hXc232 the hxc in your name stands for has extra cunts bitch

[hXc232]

@NateisosOme Wow, your jokes are just so incredibly funny and intellectual, please, continue.

[juresaiyan]

first time, I was freaked out!

[greywarden0]

A fan asked Paul Eiding to say this for him and Paul couldn't even remember the whole thing

[TheShadowhedgehog50]

I need scissors!61!

[HotDamn70]

maybe one of the most random things you can say

[kevinbollers2]

I was scared shitless when this happened

[the1andonlybigh]

@kevinbollers2 that and the Fission Mailed screen. lol

[super58173]

It's odd, this is how the logic in my dreams work.

Do you know how annoying it when I'm making a presentation, need to say something smart, and all my brain gives me is this stupid crap?

[Enlightenedopinion92]

This is the shit nightmares are made of.

[F3arWolf]

I need crack! 61!

[goryan012]

...?

[mmutasim2]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[MrMacaroonMan]

@mmutasim2 hahaha



[hibye654321]

Steve (Minecraft): I NEED DIAMONDS! 61!

[Ineedscisors61]

lol

[MasaruKato82]

Hahahaha!

I freaked out soooo much the first time! XD

[ELREndLondonRule]

Fun fact:

I overheard a pedestrian in Saints Row 2 say the "i need scissors, 61" line.

Seriously.

[bl4ckw1ngz64]

What could Perceptor do with 61 scissors?

[MrMike0113]

Probably my favourite line from any game ever.

[Argroh]

I'm assuming this is when things go crazy.

[dgraveley34]

i have memorized this entire speech but i forget the tuning fork part or the famous part.

[MAnGO3111]

HE WİLL CUT HİS OWN DİCK

[Miepieish]

I LOVE this part 8D I also heard it in Saints Row 2 (I love it even more now because of the MGS 2 reference 8D). It....it was almost magical :D

[linkfan160]

I freaking love this speech. I ALMOST have it all memorized.

[Ikesgurl123]

Words cannot describe how confused I was when saw this, I also can't describe how funny I found it xDDDD

[AndrewRoks2008]

This is the first vid I watched on the new black YT player. Hooray for scissors! 61!

[DanHPerkins]

This is what Casey Anthony's jurors must have heard when the case was presented.

[MegaTimmytommy]

Was he in the middle of a psychological break down? I'm sorry, but I've never played the game, so that made no sense.

[ManRandomThe]

@MegaTimmytommy It's not really a "he". Turns out the Colonel here is really an AI, and it's starting to break down.

[MegaTimmytommy]

Wah?

[TheMightyKawama]

@jerky1472583697894 since you said it was a Saints Row game, I believe you

[DanHPerkins]

fap fap fap fap fap

[Outside998]

@jerky1472583697894 Me too. XD

[CJAnonymous]

The colonel's a big fan of avant-garde music. His favorite singer's nicknamed "the famous purple stuffed worm" for his love of huge, brightly-colored parkas and writhing around during songs. Tonight, he'll play a local venue called the "Flap Jaw Space," and he'll use a tuning fork as a backup instrument.

He's going to sing his most popular song, "A Raw Blink," which will be broadcast on a concert show called "Hari-Kari Rock. "

The colonel wants 61 pairs of scissors to make handbills.

[MegaTimmytommy]

@CJAnonymous Is that the actual explanation, or is it just one you made up?

[CJAnonymous]

@MegaTimmytommy: One I made up.

[MegaTimmytommy]

@CJAnonymous Okay, thanks. Maybe the guy WAS in a psychological breakdown, then.

[CJAnonymous]

@MegaTimmytommy: If you don't mind me spoiling it, "the colonel's" actually a computer program - like a vocaloid or a chatbot - who only exists to give snake orders. In this scene, he's malfunctioning.

[AnonymousWR]

@CJAnonymous You mean give Raiden orders. He's an AI that gets infected with a virus late in the game, thus making him/the AI talk crazy...for only a little while.

[CJAnonymous]

@AnonymousWR ]: Yeah, I haven't played this installment of Metal Gear.

[browncoat697]

@CJAnonymous I really want some of those drugs you're taking to improve your lateral thinking there.

[lukemc1878]

@CJAnonymous you sir have made sense of roy cambells jibberish... in the words of snake "you did good kid"

[gentleEvan]

And I need a finger nail cutter. Party of 10.

[Scrythe]

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days. What were you in your former life?

[CraigEmpson]

And the award for the most random sentance in the world goes to ...... ZE COLONAL

[saksari93]

Imagine someone making a call like this to you during the night. Id shit my pants

[pirosoffaireyes]

@saksari93 Oh god... someone needs to do prank calls using this... you are a genius man XD

[mattaddison19]

Ohh my days, first time the GW started to malfunction, I actually though my console has overheated or something. Also, I actually restarted my game at Fission Mailed :/

[cmk47274]

@mattaddison19 omg me too....... except for me it was the hallway where you meet up with Snake. I restarted and when I got there I just kept running back and forth till Snake appeared! XD

[Oondivinezin]

Also WTF was Konami smoking when this shit happened.

[CookieTheSniper]

@Oondivinezin Probably my weed.

[Oondivinezin]

...I don't even understand this but this is epic.

[PatrickProductions12]

I listen to this vid every night before I hit the hay :P

[Hellblazer311]

3 people don't think the famous purple stuffed worm is amazing

[gantor1993]

3 people dont have scissors

[shadowphantom27]

nobody ruin the 61 likes

p.s. i need scissors

[KoopasRevengeHome]

@shadowphantom27 too late

[buttoux]

Microsoft Sam needs scissors

[Szaam]

*Scary as hell

[Yora21]

I think those were the weirdest 20 minutes I ever had with a game. ^^

[MazdamusPrime]

damn i was really hoping to find a clip of the spoony one doing this :( oh well this'll do i guess. still sounds hilarious!

[Thesharples88]

I can't stop laughing it's just so funny

Rate up if u agree :D

[ColorPrinter42]

Colonel, drugs aren't good you, m'kay?

[BigALittleARon]

"Colonel, did you forget your medication again?"

[joshscorcher]

Wut?

[Jman4Life45]

I think it's just random gibberish. I think it's awesome though.

[VmKid]

SKRONK!

[DavidPennable]

I hear it's amazing when the famous ---Indonesian stuffed suit in cyber post space with a filter box, pushes the killswitch mounted on his desk,I need 61 votes to cut spending, ---- that's I made you pay for lunch, I'm sorry!

[Zgamer618]

I think it's a Metaphor...Translated(?):

I hear it's amazing when the famous blue suit blonde in big shell space with the High frequency blade(Tuning fork) does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock(Deadly swordfight with Solidus atop arsenal) I need scissors(People to cut down others for him) 61(idk)

[ecnos]

OMG i swear i just heard this in Saints row 2!!! I NEED SCISSORS! 61! im serious. a woman just said it

[jacobpotter]

@ecnos

Really? I didn't know that?

[ecnos]

@jacobpotter ye i no its epic

[AceGikmo1990]

Someone get him some goddamn scissors.

[TMacTelevision]

Colonel: Raiden, if you ever plan on vacationing out to Hara-kiri Rock to see the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork, don't forget to pack 61 scissors.

Raiden: I'll also pack my life jacket.

Colonel: For what purpose?

Raiden: To avoid drowning.

[ek180]

When I was a kid, this part of the game made my brain ooze out of my nose.

[whogives14]

Please - someone give this man scissors 61 =O

[thunderboyAAC]

3 people don't find it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari-Kiri Rock.... I need scissors! 61!

[Perroramirez]

There are 3 people that are not under the control of the Patriots...

[thunderboyAAC]

When I got to this level I didnt wanna leave, it was creepy

[brianstorm831]

the patriots made me watch this video

[OneOfTheFire]

sounds like a mars volta lyric!

[4llurb4s3]

@OneOfTheFire dohohohoho

[UberUberLegend91]

@OneOfTheFire Best comment I've read in a long time.

[maximitus1]

I don´t know what does he means with that,but it´s funny.

[557011]

its kinda funny when he was saying he need scissors i cunt how many did i have it home lol ther were only 3

[TheMilkshakemen]

i remember playing this when i was 10- game me night mares- AMAZING game though....

[Hogfather]

Did anyone else think that their game had broke when they got to this point?

[XDeathXKingXGTRider]

@Hogfather HOnestly, I did....

[Flippymoose01]

Haha this part scared the crap out of me.

[Zgamer618]

@Zgamer618

Zgamer618 turn off the Browser right now! Fission Mailed.

WTF?

@Zgamer618

Butterflies are a good sign. But to make me laugh and make me feel FREE and HAPPY, now that’s a keeper.

-_-

[cjvs1604]

HOAK HOGAN!

[wittyreviewer]

@cjvs1604 Well you listen here dude! Whatcha' gonna do when these Patriot pythons come after YOU brother?

[AKg0Lden]

Raiden! turn the game console off right now!

[selurxelpirt]

what the fuck.

[muxmedia7]

what i dont understand is, if in mgs2 campbell is a computer, how is he alive in mgs4???? plz answer

[ZZDaikun]

@muxmedia7 What do you mean? Campbell never died. He just happened to be absent during MGS2 while GW impersonated him.

[ZombieMonkey7]

An anemone or Clematis plant's juice can cause a ras. When pruning them it's a good idea to wear gloves.

[AhazuBalan]

@ZombieMonkey7 I'm actually in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of a divorce settlement, I had no choice but to make you pay for lunch for the other day.

[Phalanxification]

@AhazuBalan This is why divorce should be a male prerogative! D:

[BeakyRed]

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!

[Raiden7284677]

This is how much nonsense I think our current Tea Party is saying to America.

[kevlonk]

@Raiden7284677 Obama is a raw tuning fork in the hari-kari rock! America needs scissors! 61!

[mwong666]

Colonel how in hell did you start from telling me how you trained Sergeant Rambo to babbling about....stuff?

[Syn2Die4]

Doctor: Nurse, I need 61 pairs of scissors, stat!

Nurse: Yes doctor.

[BakedYanma]

Usually random stuff is unfunny and annoying.

But seriously,c'mon this is just...great.

[mysterymastermind175]

Where do you EVEN GET this in the game anyway?

[annonomass369]

when ur running around naked he calls u! have u even played the game

[mysterymastermind175]

um.. no when do we get naked? Is this a Hack?

[annonomass369]

what? its part of the story.. they capture u and u get released and u run around naked until u find snake... thats when u find out that the colonel never existed...thats why he says that.. because hes not real and theirs a virus or something .. play the game

[sqoot3r]

Fucking love this.

<3

[sockschappercat]

purple stuffed worm. great with cranberry sauce

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

42!

[judgejeremy4]

Ah, the meaning of life.

[NARATO0]

can som one tell me why hido kajima did this and i mean the wholke thing when rose and chorle go crazy was it to be joking around or to like mess whit us ? plez respond

[PoisonInc]

It's just to show how the GW virus has glitched up, and gives you that Fission Mailed treatment, where it tells you to turn the game off.

[MrBrinnon]

@NARATO0

At that point in the game there is a virus running rampant in Arsenal Gear, which hosts the Colonel AI. Rose, as in the Rose that speaks to you throughtout the game, is just an AI based on the real Rose and thus suffers the effect of the virus.

[idontlikeuidontlikeu]

@NARATO0 did you even play the game

[SteveElOtaku]

I love how Hideo Kojima can screw with your mind for 4 straight games and yet it mostly makes sense in the end...

[blademasterjt]

I think the boss went nuts.

[HolyFingAssCrackers]

I love the little easter egg in MGS4 with the crop circle.

[Scissorz61]

61!

[Cyberhamon]

See, now you KNOW the Patriots are evil. What kind of person needs 61 pairs of scissors?

[SteveElOtaku]

@Cyberhamon More horrifyingly, imagine what Ocelot, being a torture expert, could do with 61 pairs of scissors...

[PiecesofEternity]

@Cyberhamon The kind that invokes the dreaded stuffed Flapjaw Worm, that's what kind!

[PantaroParatroopa]

@Cyberhamon AAH! Your comment has 62 thumbs up! I must thumb it down so it is 61!

[XNinjaCrumpetX]

@Cyberhamon Your comment has been "Liked" 61 times ._. NOBODY ruin this..

[supereldinho]

@XNinjaCrumpetX Sorry dude...It seems someone did ruin it...

[XNinjaCrumpetX]

@supereldinho NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IM DISLIKING IT! I'LL FIX IT!

[supereldinho]

@XNinjaCrumpetX Good job! 61 scissors he wants...and 61 scissors it remains :)

[korabar]

@XNinjaCrumpetX

I ruined it =D

[sasuke664]

nah he needs the 61st scissor in his artifical collection in his database

[Akriloth2160]

I read on wikipedia that this is something to do with a supercomputer or something, but I'm still confused. But then again, since this is Metal Gear Solid, I'm not asking anyone to explain it (Though it would be nice if someone did).

[EdableDreadz]

Metal gear is a giant bowl of confusion.

I've played all the games and I'm still confused about a few things

[ZeBlackPhantom]

thats what peace walker is for :D

[AceGikmo1990]

This 14-second clip is only a small portion of a huge attempt to get the player to stop playing the game.

This isn't exactly Campbell; it's GW attempting to stop Raiden (you) from completing his goal. It's supposed to scare the hell out of you, making you not want to play.

[Lazy034]

Fission Mailed

[RodrMattA]

@Lazy034

Fission Mailed.

[StealThisMoment]

Basically Campbell is actually an AI who has been talking to Raiden the entire time, and a computer worm virus has been put into the AI system to destroy and corrupt it, and this craziness is a result from it (though at this time in the game, the player does not realise Campbell is part of the AI system).

[badkiller2]

@StealThisMoment Yes we do. Well maybe we don't know he's part of Arsenal Gear, but the very moment he starts to act strange and his picture gets corrupted, you know he's not real. You have to be really stupid not to get that.

[StealThisMoment]

@badkiller2 My point was it's not explicitly stated that he's the AI, obviously it's fairly easy to figure out.

[sparkykid68]

@StealThisMoment actually, the AI was modelled after Campbell, the one from MGS1 and 4 were real.

[JosephMc94]

What? LoL XD

[yshame44]

66666661111111111111 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob8065]

IT IS AMAZING! I've seen the worm do it before. But what sucks is he broke his tuning fork when he did it =/

[themanwiththepan]

spoonyexperiment - WARRIOR#1

[MotherFunkinChipmunk]

Purple stuffed worm?

[RocketMaster2]

I...

Love...

Hideo Kojima...

[gold5225]

hat?

[yaktr12]

he needs 61 scissors

[roland1994]

I N33D SCISSORS

[shippou55]

61!

[Kuroda11]

luuuuuuuulz.

[Lightyagami121]

This was a funny part i really like metal gear

[AnimeZombie91]

This game is fucking genius.

[Metalhead430]

Colonel needs counselling XD

[ARSA525]

No! He needs scissors. And 61 of them!

[BladeStrike]

Best....codec....ever!