Warning: Spider Mine Field Ahead

[kingly893]

imagine dragging all those mines.......

[timsinthegame]

2:47 is where the action happens

[IchiJewSan]

Your name is lagfinder. Did you find your computer yet?

[MrHankkey93]

wow 10 zerglings!

[NOTjak]

Aaaah blood bath

I miss you

[DeafDefiler]

"shitty videos" dont generally get 100k views or upwards #s, but it is starcraft one, so now that the 2nd sucks so much ass we of the original should stop squabbling and recognize we are a dying breed. stop bashing starcraft1 videos, and go on an ALLCAPS RAGE on the new version

it does the old one no justice.

[DaIsoAa]

ultimate vulture micro management... every single vulture stuck on the bridge -.-

[dudeguy371]

the anticlimactic nature of this vid makes it epic win

[WhispersOnLy]

Blood Bath was my favorite map on N64, nice vid bro..

[youngminii]

It amazes me how shitty videos like the one I just watched can actually get 100k views.

Another wonder of the internet, I suppose.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@youngminii I'm equally dumbfounded. It's one of my crappiest and most disliked, yet my 3rd most viewed. I would have taken it down a long time ago, but the comments I receive on it give me a few laughs.

[lan600000]

ill tell you what happened. a boring video happened

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@lan600000 I'm glad you liked it!

[MrDonosoi]

@lan600000 epic english.

[bibbisbibbis]

sooo.. you killed your ally? or what, I don't get it.

[jannikmt]

ahhh the good old days when zerg never had invis problems...

[jeewoo12]

wow you must have wasted quite some time

[JelLoSnArK]

I was thinking you were gonna run the zerglings into red's base once the mines started chasing them. -_-

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@JelLoSnArK Not a bad idea, but would be quite difficult to pull off. Not to mention that spider mines are significantly faster than zerglings, even with speed evolution.

[Titleification]

lol stupid red haha

he ruined it

[supermaksas]

you should have put on the entire mine field as much zergling as posible,then it would look like a blood sea

[eZoren11]

that was suick

[fataltorch3956]

0:43-0:52 GTFO vultures :p

[raymanlegy]

I have to say. Terran does have a great advantage in this game. Siege tanks are only vulnerable when the unsiege or dropped on. Mines are not seenable and deal quite a bit of damage. Damn I have a hard time playing against the terrans when im protoss. Early game terran always cheeses me for some reason. They go marine tank push. I have a group of goons which get pwned if the terran micros great.

[BlueDemonofFire]

Really, you weren't expecting the computer to do something stupid like sending a lone dragoon into a minefield?

..sudden thought. How did you manage to set that field up? Wouldn't the computer have sent the occasional scout/assault force while you were meticulously building it?

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@BlueDemonofFire There were no CPU players in this game. We fought total noobs so I messed around---I love toying with bad players.

[BlueDemonofFire]

@NauTiiDarkSide ..okay, I remember seeing an observer from that guy. I may not be an ace, but even I'm not stupid enough to send something like a dragoon into a mine field that I know is there! Really? He couldn't have sent a probe, or tried going over it with a shuttle?

I'm calling bullshit, because no one on battlenet is that stupid. I'm the worst battlenet commander I know, I've had a losing streak since '97, so how could anything other than a computer pull something so..*ROAR*!

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@BlueDemonofFire 1:44 Notice red isn't named Ara Tribe. :P

But, trust me, I've seen a lot worse... sadly.

[BlueDemonofFire]

@NauTiiDarkSide ..how did I miss that? Better question, why don't I ever get the morons? Why do I always get paired against guys out of my league!

[Unshippedstraw92]

@BlueDemonofFire your retarded... would u rather 1 unit die? then ur entire army from that? atleast sending 1 out at a time will get rid of the spider mines rather than sending ur entire army out... its fuckin logic, think about it

[BlueDemonofFire]

@Unshippedstraw92 Notice how I said he could have sent a probe instead. Dragoons don't come cheap or quick, while probes are as cheap as they come.

If you're going to complain about my lack of logic, read the full conversation. While I admit the first message could give you the impression I was a moron, the second message clarified what I meant. Since the more recent messages were close to the video, how did you miss them, but notice the first?

[Unshippedstraw92]

@BlueDemonofFire Dunno it might be the way my Youtube is set up... I saw ur message as the first at the top... Might be the ad-dons I have for the website :P

My apologies :'(

[teachj1]

@BlueDemonofFire

worker units don't set off mines.

they are considered floating/flying units like vultures.

[sephizinho]

@NauTiiDarkSide You play like a monkey aswell.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@sephizinho I would tell a different story in a 1v1 against you, but that would be monkey business.

[sephizinho]

@NauTiiDarkSide Sorry monkey, i don't waste time with noobs.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@sephizinho But the truth is that you're just a shitty player who pretends to be good.

[sephizinho]

@NauTiiDarkSide I'm shitty indeed, but still way better than you.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@sephizinho I'm glad this video makes you feel better about yourself. However, you are basing yourself on a video that is 3 years old, in which I was not playing "seriously." I'm not trying to dampen your optimism, but it's saddening to think you are resorting to this kind of video to improve your self-esteem—which is leading you to delusions about your competences. It is for your own good that I'm telling you this.

I wish you luck in your journey to become a reasonable and mature gamer!

[sephizinho]

@NauTiiDarkSide "We fought total noobs so I messed around---I love toying with bad players" again... you play like a monkey, 3 years ago the game was out around 10 years, and for you to play that way and still be this arrogant is just sad. You do suck. And i am better than you, and no that doesn't improve my self-esteem, since you aren't even decent. If you wanna act arrogant, at least play like jaedong. Fucktard.

[DeafDefiler]

@sephizinho

chill, i dont see any bad-ass Starcraft videos from you.

[sephizinho]

@DeafDefiler What's your point? Are you retarded? I don't see any bad-ass Starcraft videos from you either.

[jjpyae]

I like how people keep asking you to micro when you already said that you were testing.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@jjpyae Let them be; it's probably one of these rare moments in their lives when they feel like they know something. :P

[JamesxDC]

Why not micro?

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@JamesxDC Because I wanted to mindlessly suicide them and see how far they would make it.

[Pinoylegend707]

Hahahaa i enjoyed this funny chat :D

[ruhtraeel]

...you might want to micro your vultures next time.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@ruhtraeel I'm sorry I tried to have fun in a game. So sorry. :(

[UrMomEatsShitt]

1337 minerals xD

[Fanggle]

put ultralisks next time

[Nintendoultrafan]

That looks like New Gettysburg (The mission)

[Alucard2356]

Hmm... and the micro of those vultures was amazing!(sarcasm)

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@Alucard2356 Thanks! I strained my middle finger from the epic micro.

[Flaitesexy]

you suck nigger

[TheMegaOrrin]

1337 minerals.

[noooblover]

crappy video noob

[hitman7621]

blood bath! I love you

[Foxhound1112]

to avoid that you just drop one unit with a drop ship in the middle and the dominos take place

[fugert]

that was suck

[LD777369]

you shoulda allied red :P woulda been nice trap!

[skelephile]

why is it 2v1

[megazero34]

Hilarious, reminds me of all the times I would do that just for the lolz. Instant fav.

[VoidKeeper]

LOL, Imma kill that bitch xD

[tehpwnzorbobz]

well, great job luring his main army into the mine field at the beginning, defeating his army with your superior number of vultures, dodging his base defences, and regrouping when you were losing vultures. A WINNER IS YOU.

Also, one zergling can completely destroy a minefield in this game

[CharlieDasEinhorn1]

Noob like but, who cares if they had fun...

[xXEMOXROXx]

lol noobs havin fun

[Portokal400]

@xXEMOXROXx u don't n to be an asshole and call em noobs -.-

[Babo0onLa]

boring

[Anusdhka]

LAG XD

[Zorianrey]

I'm glad they got rid of vultures and replaced them with helions

[wolfdemongoddtmaniac]

lol

[SpicyHam]

holy crap, u type unecessarly much, do u have trouble speaking

[luizmmm]

ROFLMAO!

[LaurentRascal]

Wow. They blew up. What a surprise.

[xxSeaTownTrout]

dude those things are weeak faggot

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@xxSeaTownTrout Those things have much greater problem-solving capabilities than your jelly bean of a brain!

weeak weeak

[xxSeaTownTrout]

@NauTiiDarkSide i was just joking with that because this video isn't very interesting. actually it is quite stupid. i noticed you pointed out i spelled weak wrong. i looked it up and figured out there was only one e. thanks for that!(sarcasm) and if you spell a word wrong it puts a red squiggle underneath it; i was always wondering what that was for.. (sarcasm)

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@xxSeaTownTrout Don't worry, I'm utterly conscious that this video is poor in every way. The only reason I keep it up is merely because of the funny comments angry people write to me—it's a turd magnet, what.

[nikkenwannab]

@NauTiiDarkSide Most SC videos are tbh xD I would have enjoyed it more if you would have let that protoss force walk right into it tho. Would have been epic. But well well.

[laynecaffy]

@xxSeaTownTrout it doesnt put a squiggly line under it on the internet

[tkdODST]

@NauTiiDarkSide wow dude before you start talking shit why don't you go finish school first and figure out how to spell dumb-ass and its spelled weak you fucking fag

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@tkdODST Hopefully, you can listen to your own advice.

[tkdODST]

@NauTiiDarkSide i know i cant spell every fucking word good , sryyy fuckk im still in school

[slowmanrunning2]

@tkdODST "and its spelled weak you..."

it's

not its

[mbern1]

@NauTiiDarkSide LOL NUB SPELLED WEAK WRONG HURR DURR

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@mbern1 LOOLOLOLlloLOlOlolLL I KNOO RITE?!?! LULZ

[sNaCKeyBoy]

you just waste 3 minutes of my life

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@sNaCKeyBoy I'm glad I did.

[Madgun8]

Who i think that was me :O

[matthewzzxc]

hey nice video 5 stars but how did you rec the starcraft video? i mean i got the cam and stuff its just what size do i use? coz i allways do it to big :/

[Sebas3440]

2:17

OH FUUUU

[WorldWalker128]

As funny as that mine field looks, you should have spent your vultures more effectively:

If you destroy the Pylons first, then the towers can't shoot at you and you can go for the more important target-areas.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@WorldWalker128 Except that I didn't want to do that; I just wanted to send them all on a suicide mission.

[easy236]

@WorldWalker128 maybe u should have fun with ur life instead of picking out the worst bit of everybody and pointing it out.

[ZixacunX]

are u even fighting a person

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@ZixacunX Yes. Sad, isn't it?

[Sebas3440]

@ZixacunX

Obviously. Look at the icons above the minimap, baka.

[cdm0048]

this is uneffective

pretty kewl but useless

all u have to do is saend about 5 units, 1 at a time and the mines would all explode on 1 unit

they arent spread out enough

[NauTiiDarkSide]

@cdm0048 Cool story, bro.

[jzone2006]

@NauTiiDarkSide Lmao...

[tripleshit2]

@cdm0048

dont forget to send jetpackpolice units as well. They are the best

[kamploopstrout]

the hell was that? he had 7 vultures doing squat!

[yunsoulja123]

gay

[NauTiiDarkSide]

cheery

[Archkha47]

... LoL

Vultures aren't that great,

Spider mines own.

[DFOLegends]

gay

[NauTiiDarkSide]

cheery

[DuoSpear]

Ah... BLoodBath... It used to be my favorite map when I first got Starcraft.

[xNapalmFlamex]

ITC; newfags en masse.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

That sounds like a... a HUGE, GARGANTUAN, SWOLLEN, BLOATED MUSHROOM!

[TheNameTooSexyToShow]

Blood Bath is my favorite 4 player map. Its a map for relaxing, you don't need to fight over the new resource places...

[TheSpongeTom]

I don't think I want to be your ally.

[L0v3ism]

EPIC! xD

[sheemsheem]

/b/ is just a bunch of kids

[xXuknowhoitisXx]

omg omg omg thats the first refrence to /b/ iv seen on youtube

[Onbaman]

how many vultures did you need

[justus954]

@Onbaman 132 look in desc

[NauTiiDarkSide]

44 Vultures, actually.

44×3=132 Spider Mines.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

44!

[Mort1c1an]

RULE 1 AND 2, NIGGERS!

[CanadaDan7]

Cool idea: put all these mines, have a friend burrow lings around in them, ally your enemy, and once the enemy's army is well within the minefield, unally them both and watch the carnage

[ingarsss]

the enemy: thats a lot of random blur!

[NauTiiDarkSide]

A board on 4chan.

"The asshole of the Internet" - Encyclopædia Dramatica.

Look it up on Wikipedia.

[iXanderz]

/b/ - Superheroes of the Internet

[johnnybrottin]

/b/ is more of a secret clubhouse for ultraleet haxxorz. You have to be a real 'Hacker' to get in.

[justsomeguy360]

@johnnybrottin

LOL please tell me you were being sarcastic about that.

[tripleshit2]

You dont have to be a Hacker to get in. All you need to do is call 069 which is the jetpackpolice and ask for permission and they will hack it for you. Im a jetpackpolice officer and I told dark how to do it. And we did it without hacking. But I cant tell you how its being done. Its a jetpackpolice secret.

[Ridux]

Suck my disk (?)

[ILCAC3]

Yellow : ROFL

Yellow : That

Yellow : was

Yellow : suick

Yellow *sick

xD indeed.

[Narutix37Returns]

wow, awful video.

[NauTiiDarkSide]

Cool story bro.

[Narutix37Returns]

this aint /b/, stfu.

[Narutix37Returns]

this aint /b/

[NauTiiDarkSide]

Polyester Ringballs.

[TheSpongeTom]

Oh, sure, right. I bet next you're gonna tell me Milhouse isn't a meme. Pfft.

[tripleshit2]

@Narutix37Returns

You have no RIGHT to disrespect people videos for no reason. And swearing is also a crime. I can get you arrested for that. And before you ask, let me tell you that I'm a jetpackpolice officer and I DO have the right to arrest you, so you better apologize to NauTiiDarkSide or you'll be hanging on my jetpack leash.

[Narutix37Returns]

@tripleshit2 how bout you jump off his dick? fucking youtube faggot.

[tripleshit2]

@Narutix37Returns

How about I come and arrest you? I'm pretty sure you dont want to be hanging on my jetpack leash. That leash is strapped around your neck and then I take off on my comfortable jetpack and you're hanging in the air just flying with me. Let me tell you, it hurts.

[plutonium135]

@tripleshit2 FAGGOT!

[tripleshit2]

@plutonium135

and what is your point? why did you call me a faggot? are you interested in going to jail?

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

OLOLOL I DOUBT IT

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

what do you doubt

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

That a 12 year old is gonna arrest someone?

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

im 47 not 12 and I'm a professionally trained jetpackpolice officer. You don't know who you're messing with

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

Yeah, of course you are. And I'm a fifty year old billionaire with a house on the Moon.

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

good for you. Thats not true though. There is no house on the moon and there are only a few people that are 50+ billionaires. You sir, are just a little baby trying to disrespect a jetpackpolice officer which will have consequences.

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

Omfg that post made my day.

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

and how did it "make your day"???

Would you say the same things to a police officers face?

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

To you I would ;DDD

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

then I would arrest you. What would you do then? you wouldnt wanna hang on my jetpack leash

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

Actually, I'd like to see you do that.

[tripleshit2]

@gamessp

please answer my previous question before I give a comment

[gamessp]

@tripleshit2

OLOLOL I DOUBT IT

[CrveniGavran]

lol, my usual tactic is either to storm with zealots early, or to massivley outnumber with vultures :P

[Alpheronspace]

LOL

ROFL!! i guess he found out at the last moment but seemed like you removed the treaty before he could move! ROFL!

[IKnowWereYouSleep]

you're a fucking retard, kill yourself

[NauTiiDarkSide]

Hopefully, you can listen to your own advice.

[TomValedro]

bloodbath ftw

[NauTiiDarkSide]

I wish I could roll my eyes any further...

[plx7]

lol i like how red's an asshole hes so stupid tho lol and i like his name carnival of zerg lol yeah hes kinda stupid actually a bad toss player since he didnt no about mines

[DarkDain]

Wow that wasnt a smart protoss player. He gets attacked by THAT MANY VULTURES, and he doesnt think 'i wonder if he used any of their mines...'

[Minipokes]

Neither of them were playing as protoss....

[sirrington]

Alls perform a hit and run with that trick. You should of lured all of their units into that area

[NauTiiDarkSide]

That's not what I wanted to do. :o

[SwiFt89]

if u know how to control allied mines he would never had set it off from the beginning T_T lol

[candybklz05]

LMFAO.

[jazta11]

probe: oh, shit... im outta here!

[vatiz93]

Nah, Probes (workers in general) don't activate Spider mines because they fly above the ground,

I learned that the hard way, was going to sacrefice one to activate the mines but I couldn't find any so i went all in with Goons and they all died :(

[w4vezf9a]

lol! x'D How about sending an observer instead? Always, ALWAYS have an observer backup!(Small flying things)

[DarkDain]

As a terran player i have this to say. AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i never even knew that but wow

[ssbbKnight]

LOL ROFLMAO!!!

that was suick!! :D

[IWasJustChecking]

you know that you can group your units by pressing CTRL + (NUMBER)

then press the number to order units..

[NauTiiDarkSide]

You know that you can build a unit by pressing the hotkey (highlighted letter) instead of clicking the unit icon...

[w4vezf9a]

that's the best way to perform a mass attack:P