Crist Suggests Rubio Gets His Back Waxed

[MrValerian01]

Listen don't make fun of us folically overactive on the back folks. We vote too and it is a bitch to manage!

[lex811117]

Plug for CARL THE BARBER.

[ipxzor]

Fucking hell fiscal conservative's seem to love the fake tan.

[ThunderheadNebula]

@ipxzor

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Crist is perfect for you. He's a RINO, Republican in Name Only. So people vote for him thinking he's a "fiscal conservative" but you liberals get your policies!

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Crist supports Cap and Trade, stimulus, Crist has been somewhat coy about his stance on immigration issues, but has generally been sympathetic toward immigration reform proposals including an amnesty provision for illegals.

[JohnhK738]

Crist is pulling an Alan Grayson here. What a fuckin idiot. CRISP should be his real name with all the suntanning he does. Like a teenage boy. Grow up dude. Your days are numbers!

[Zakdayak]

Is Crist down that far from this Rubio freak - 34 points in one poll - is that really possible?? WTF is wrong down there??

[voyeurdug]

At least Crist doesn't lisp and scream.

[Superplatanoman]

Who pays for Crist tan job?

[micahgee]

@Superplatanoman

When you live in Florida, maybe you don't need to pay for a tan? Just wild speculation ;)

John "Giant Boner" Boehner on the other hand...

[jimwal2008]

First rule of tan club.

You do not talk about tan club.

[LocoYoFla]

Crist pays for the tans himself. He doesn't have a Republican party credit card to steal from.

[questforfire69]

Crist is a known closeted republican homosexual who votes against gay rights to hide his identity.

This moment, especially the final comment about 'I dont know what you do at a salon for a hundred dollars when you're a guy' is designed to suggest that his opponent is more queer than he is.

Carl the Barber may deserve more than 11 bucks. Its more at Fantastic Sams for a mens cut. And I refuse to believe that he goes home every time, and not once pays for a cut in a big city DC hair salon.

[TallahasseeLove850]

pwnd

[bigc028282]

Pelosi got here back waxed??

Someone tell that moron she gets the same FORCED PRIVATE INSURANCE WITH CRIMINAL PENALTIES, and that it doesn't cover plastic surgery. ITS NOT "SINGLE PAYER" MF's.

[Richardgwm]

Who hit that woman in the face with a baseball bat?

[TrollBuster9090]

A plastic surgeon.

She looked a lot better before the stupid facelift.

[Richardgwm]

The loons are eating themselves.

[ru429]

Crist gets his asshole waxed and bleached.

[FixedNewsChannel]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[fret2424]

$11 hair cut? Ya, but how much did that suit cost?

[MVX12]

a suit is supposed to cost a lot. if you wanna look good in a suit you have to pay more and thats just how it works. a $11 hair cut on the other hand can be just as good as a $120 haircut.

but the point is not how much Rubio spends on his hair. but its the fact that Rubio used Republican party's donor's money for his own personal use. that is unethical and is a clear sign of a corrupt politician.

[micahgee]

@MVX12

Rubio is a piece of shit!

[Bear5177]

I suggest Crist get his freak on.

[mintvagoo]

I'm sure Rubio was in for his annual anal bleaching- TeaBaggers don't like tossing a dirty salad.

[d3v07]

Crist is seriously a homosexual, but decent as a republican.

[dafttool]

I'm surprised Crist didn't say "happy ending" because that seemed to be his actual insinuation. I wouldn't vote for Rubio, but Crist is clearly getting desperate here.

[pascal77d]

"I don't know what it was... it could be a blowjob by a male prostitute... I don't know what it was."

Wow... how low can you go...

[GreenEnergy2112]

maybe Rubio got a rub and tug with his hair cut...

[DreamworksHKG]

lol a haircut proves you're a fiscal conservative or not?... this tanned white haired skeleton is a loonnnnnnnnn

[callouschristian]

Republican closet gays.....an endless parade of nonsense in the swirling down the toilet of the most failed party in American History.

[RoseSkye]

No... fiscal conservatism would be getting your friend to cut your hair for free.

"Haha, he owns a cruise ship! What a faker!

He should own a yacht likes all us politicians *smokes pipe*.

What a lamer. He doesn't know what the common man does with his 130 dollar hair cut and his axe shower spray. He should use Old Spice, I'm on a horse."

No seriously... pot meet kettle.

[bleunt]

Why did she jump on the back wax?

[RoseSkye]

Fox, hard hitting news... when it comes to back wax.

[pascal77d]

because it was a stupid suggestion to make. It's called smearing.

[bleunt]

And FOX News jumps on that all the time?

[savior02]

what an idiot this guy doesnt know the real meaning of conservative just another cheap shot..and i mean cheap.

[sennapods]

LOL. Rubio is getting slapped around by Crist. How humiliating for him...

[KataVideo]

unless he's into it.. who knows what these repugs do when they're drunk driving

[awerner2007]

i get my hair cut from my mom for free cause im an even more fiscal...... socialist

[Philinspaces]

Carl the barber? What a true American Crist must be, he goes to a real barber. Moron.