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  • I'm not Even winded!!!

  • 1:36 he forgot to say slapBONK

  • This video made me want a SlapChop.

  • Fake, america was never fit...

  • Sort of want a slap chop now...

  • boink bonk

  • 172 got bonked

  • 1:35 how many time did it take him to do that.

  • XD bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk........…….…

  • I WANT IT

  • does it blend.....

    

  • Valve. Make a Slap BONK! For melee scout weapon!!!

  • IIII LOVE THIS BONK!

  • WHAT THE FUCKING HELL you cut out him saying your gonna love my nuts

  • If the SlapBonk really existed I'd already have bought one years ago.

  • I saw this one in real life >:D

  • Bat chop

  • "We're gonna make America skinny again with the SlapBonk."

  • lol "THE SKIN'S AT THE BOINK"

  • Vince BONK'd a hooker.

  • fail

    he said one slap... not one "Bonk".

  • XDDDD

  • best part was at 1:03 i lmao

  • @ETS566 totally the best part, i kept replaying it

  • 1:33 that took over 9000!!!!!!!!! trys

  • 1:47 Onions make me cry

  • VINCE is SCOUT!

  • You're gonna love his mom...

  • That cilantro at the end is going to taste like Oreos and ham now.

  • What!? Billy Mays died!? CRAP! Well, at least I still got Vince to sell me stuff.

    Uhhhh, he's in jail.

    FRIKING UNBELIEVABLE!

  • "I can do it with one finge- BONKBONKBONK"

  • omg scout beat up a hooker with his bat

  • You're gonna BOINK my nuts!

  • thumbs up if you heard him sniffle after he cut the onions

  • the skins at the BOINK

  • slap bonk LOL

  • If we're gonna make the world skinny again, one SLAP-

  • 1:03 BONK SMASH

  • Ya gonna love MY BALL!

  • LOL

  • 1:36 Freakin unbelieveable!

  • 1:35 WIN!

  • I will now buy a slap chop. This video has convinced me like the ad never could.

  • like a buttahfly

  • 0:54 looks like yellow shit

  • this commercial has SO MUCH WIN!

  • This makes me think of a fighting game. Every time he has a multiple bonk string, he has a specific saying afterward in the same vein as ULTRA COMBO!

    Actually, that'd make a pretty good video on its own...

  • your gonna like my BOINK BOINK

  • Why do you compare this guy with Scout O.o

  • @BadXFox He looks like the scout and moves his arms around in the same way.

  • shoulda done your gonna love my BONK!

  • the video should be called The Scout with the Bonk Chop

  • Well... I usually just ignore these things as most of the household/kitchen gadgets you see american ads for are junk... But this one seems pretty useful.

  • LOL boring tuna

  • basically unbelievable. BONNK WOOOOOOOO(:

  • FRICKIN UNBELIEVABLE.

  • i think someone should make a comparison video of the looks of the scout and vince i bet its like perfect

  • BONK WHOOOOOO!!!!!

  • Meet the Vince, Your gonna love his nuts!

  • we know if it makes america skiny again if heavy uses some more slap bonk

  • The Scout and Vince are awesome spokesmen

  • watch the spanisg version there he trows the bad one it hits the window

  • funny

  • omfg, these sounds! XD

  • boring tuna = boring life :L

  • holy shit i just notice that vince look like scout!!! with the headset and all and he talk like him 2

  • How did he make that so easily? He threw the thing behind him and it just went in the sink like THAT.

  • @supavids4eva He's a scout. In other words he "makes it look easy". :)

  • My penis boinked while watching this video!

    FREAKIN' UNBELIEVABLE AWESOME!

  • he lost me bonk

  • "Buy now and you'll get a second can of whoop ass!" ~ actual scout quote

  • Fricken hilarious how the "BONK BOINK!" interupts him!!

  • Vince is the real life Scout

  • @1x93cm ..thats the joke.

  • @Dumpfac3 Hoohaha!

  • @Dumpfac3 i just wish the mic was on the other side...

  • @Dumpfac3

    And I loved every second of this horribly hilarious joke. Nice job, man.

  • @Dumpfac3 Thats the thing it isnt a joke ;P

  • @1x93cm Where is the Real Life Spy Heavy,Sniper,Medic, And rest of the Tf2 Crew?

  • @bullettoface49 the real life Heavy was the great BIlly Mays, the Demoman is Charlie Sheen , and the Spy was Micheal Jackson lol

  • @tjock18 And The Medic Is Hitler.....Amiright Or Am I Right?

  • @bullettoface49 That's right.

  • perfect shot into the sink at 1:32

  • Its worthless,forget about it!*smash*

  • I love around 0:15 , he leans back like the scout with 'that's what im talking about'

  • You should have made Vince say after "Life's hard enough as it is, you don't want to cry anymore": "Oh, are you gonna cry? Are you gonna cry now?!?"

  • B B B B BONK

  • i love playin l4d2 with a guy that per-order it and i play as eleis hit a zombie and say "BONK"

  • "Ya add the ham, and you're gonn- BONK BOINK BONK BOINK BONK BONK BONK BONK, FRICKIN' UNBELIEVABLE"

  • 1:34 how did he hit the sink?

  • @SuperZalex I was wondering about that too. Dunno if it was a luckshot or if they actually tried it in a few takes..

  • @Grimmcorpse That would be kinda funny. Like after ten takes they are like"Yes, finally! " and then they realize they forgot to tape it so they have to do it ten more times

  • @SuperZalex Haha, yeah. I gotta admit though, this is one of the "better" tv-shop people. Not that I watch that shit, but on sometimes you bump into the mindless channels when watching tv.. I mean, so hilariously stupid. At least this guy looks like the scout, makes it sort of cool :P

  • @Grimmcorpse yeah, kinda

  • THIS! SHOULD BE BANNED! BY! FAT PEOPLE!!!!!!! (imagine saying that like sparta kick)

  • LOL AWESOME :D

  • LOL it says bonk every time he chops somthing XD

  • @onearmedmario

    o rly???

  • this one is really dumb, check out slap chop remix 'love my nuts' 0:58 seconds. amazing

  • LOL SLAP AWAY EVERY DAY

  • the reason I slap away every day is 4chan...

  • i feel very sorry for you.....

  • BONK

    WHOOOO~

  • Add this tuna, now you're gonna have a nice tuna BONK!!!

    Lovin' it

  • who seriously doesnt eat veggies because they think its hard to prepare?

  • Has to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time xD

  • Gawlic. XDD

  • mmmm, deviled egg with pickle, onion, and celery. Appetizing, isn't it?

  • FRICKIN UNBELIEVABLE.

    Darn right. This is gonna make America laugh again, one BONK at a time!

  • we're gonna make america skinny again. one BONK at a time.

  • Bravo!!!

  • BONK BOBOBOBOBOONK!

  • hi this is bince bonk!

  • FRIKIN UNBELIEVABLE

  • BONK WHOOOOOO

  • lol xD

  • LOL BO BOBOBOBOBO BONK

  • Win

  • Vince has problems with his twin personality

  • who?

    Bonk Shlomi

    or

    Vince Scout?

  • assrancidbonkslap

  • slap lel

  • isnt he the guy who slapped a prostitute?

  • yep

  • lol,he must love slap that much to slap out of the job

  • he looks alot like beavis

  • He slap chopped her.

  • Making America skinny again with only one slap?

    I don't believe it.

  • Actually he's right, You can make America skinnier with only one slap.

    Its a psychological thing, if you slap a fat person every time he trys to eat something, eventually he's going to hate food.

  • DAMN YOU PAVLOV

  • @DeluxeTimeBomb thats not true even if u do do that they''ll just keep getting fat its america

  • @DeluxeTimeBomb

    Like what scout do to Heavy?

  • @DeluxeTimeBomb but thats gonna add up to more than one slap, i mean cmon.

  • the only slap fat americans needs is on the face to wake them up

  • XD look what Vince calls a mango

  • I think he means the yellow stuff lol.

  • Wooooooooooooow! pickle:OXD

  • slap BONK!

  • whats the point of this commercial rofl...Now I see Mr T in a commercial too...

  • here is a potato boink!

  • This commercial is halarious XD

    "Add a couple cookies..."

  • "Pops open like a ButtaFlai" he sounds just like the sound when he says that xD

  • *Scout

  • lol! bonk woooooooow XD

  • My 800th favourite video.

  • Making America skinny again, one BONK at a time

  • i like the part where he say Bonk

  • 0:45 BONK Whoo!!!

    LMAO

  • should've had a BONK noise when the store brand slap chop crashed in the sink.

  • missed an opportunity there, shoulda used the "What? You gonna cry?" quote when he did the onions. Otherwise its funny.

  • Woah, 666 ratings.

    Hidden message.

  • but i must say its a very interesting and cool invention :D like tf2

  • 1:04

    win

  • 1:18

    oh man, thats beautiful

  • if this was the actual commercial that was on tv id buy it

  • 1:35 xD Great shot :P

  • What happens if you slap that on your hand?

  • damn i have watched the vince is obsessed with his nuts so i always expect him to say "my nuts"

  • I always thought this guy looked like him

  • the "Freaking Unbelievable!" was placed over "You're Gonna Love My Nuts"

  • BONK BOINK BONK BOINK LOLOLO

  • 0:45 BONK WOOOOOpickle, add the the green onion, add some ham and you're gonna BONKBOINKBOINKBONK FREAKIN UNBELIEVABLE

  • This The best

  • ya gunna love my nuts

  • roflfao XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD that hilarious BONK BONK BONK BO-BO-BO-BO-BONK!!!!

  • This must have been one of the most unnecessary products i've ever seen in my whole life.

  • nice.

    You know, i still cant belive he said "stop haveing boring tuna, stop having a boring life"

    I dont even like canned tuna...I must be the most boring person ever...

    ^_^

  • i know, im so sad im boring

  • i kinda want the slap chop now

  • when he threw the other chopper when it hit the sink he should have added in a BOINK xD lol the whole vid made me lol

  • a nice tuna s-BOINK

    BONK WOOOOOOO picke... XD

  • 42-46 XD XD

  • 0:28 HAHAHA

  • 1:03 bo-bo-bo-bo- BONK!! xD

  • Hilarious.

    I think one thing that would've been funny, when he said "Forget about it," you coulda' changed it to "Friggin dumbass!"

  • Just the plain commercial's still funny. "Life's hard enough, you don't wanna cry anymore."

  • the end shouldve been like "one bonk!! in a time" xD

  • I take that back, the whole vid makes me lol.

  • -egg- BONK! WOOOOOO!

    haha, that part makes me lol