Microsoft Windows 98 Commercial (NOT funny! YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW?!??!?!?)

[Randomguy578]

seizure.....

[smokeTehHed]

Again, how did i got here from Death waltz?

[DeadsoulXtreme]

Oh god, even the infamous paper clip exists in the '98.

[wilce]

Windows 98 was the only operating system since DOS that I didn't hate, and now I don't even have that.

[Filipcreate]

Crap - BEST TIME FOR TECHNOLOGY EVER. 90's 4 life.

[nodomain101]

This video needs to come with a warning label, "this is a seriously f-ed up ad with lots of flashing images, do not watch if you suffer with epilepsy." Who the hell thought of this as a great advertisement?

[WollyhoodStudios]

Glad I'm a Mac user...

[clevererraptor6]

0:46 climax after watching porn!

[nathanfishing3000]

lol did anyone see Flight simulator 98 at 0:18

[Sirdanforteque2231]

Good times

[Quate32]

nice one

[DidazDriveCorp]

Just The Way We Are :D i like this !

[zumbach242]

man.. If only i had the power to time travel.

[supershadowroy]

Where's the porn? xD

[nathanfishing3000]

Windows95=Windows98=Windows XP=Windows vista= Windows7=Whats next???

[smellcaster]

@nathanfishing3000 The Desktop changes a little bit, it looks and feels a little like Unity but without the whole 3D Stuff

[Daniel15au]

@nathanfishing3000 Windows 8 :P

[mxims97]

:-O catchy

[jasongunning2468]

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[smellcaster]

@jasongunning2468 Gut das du das erwähnst, du hast recht. Das musste einfach mal gesagt bzw geschrieben werden.

[someguyoutthere110]

0:43

Random Barney plush...?

[joethulhuz]

I think Microsoft just put the Intersect in my head.

[TheToppings]

I actually like this advert, it doesn't seem too fast to understand what's happening.

[TommyCee123]

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[OldTimeyJunk]

That's the most epic advert I've ever seen.

[TehShox]

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[galwithglasses]

there's too much boring stuff going on at one time..

[MrNikeace]

This commercial is trying to say to us:

"Fuck Windows 7, THIS IS THE REAL S/O!"

(btw, what's the name of that epic background music?)

[Floyd5642]

@MrNikeace It's something by Beethoven, but I can't quite remember the name of it.

[darkpokemon0426]

At about 0:22 I was thinking

"Copying viruses into your system.. Please wait."

[vid1688]

Don't watch this at night, because it can HURT your eye, ow, so busy.

[ccc5179]

*NOTE* MOST OF THE PROGRAMS IN THIS COMMERCIAL ARE IN PLUS! WHICH IS $49.99 + $OVER 9000! IN SHIPPING IN HANDLING( THAT'S 2011 FOR YOU)

[peywich]

Microsoft, Jusque ou irez-vous?

[Headsetphobias]

This commercial gives me an unexplained desire to kill someone who works for Apple...

... Also there is totally nothing wrong with this commercial. I feel very happy now.

[Xx0GamerKing0xX]

I think I might actually take a seizure from watching this!! Too late...

[robzombie222]

@mdofx glad i'm not using windows :)

[tomiatt2112]

This commercial is kinda...

"Busy"... You know what I'm saying?!

Argh... I'm just looking for a fucking thumbs up.

[KY0UJlN]

isn't that the music from ROUGHNECKS: the starship troopers chronicles?

[1999kristof]

It is a good commercial! What the problem??

[TheToploaderwasher]

THANKS :D

[RaikiriFujitsu]

Aaaah i remember my old pc..super slow,yet 20+ folders on the desktop,windows 98.I remember when school ended and i went home i dropped my bag on the floor and started playing Quake or Mortal Kombat 4..So good it was..I remember the loading screen-windows logo,background as sky with white fluffy clouds and an awesome loading bar... :'-(

[RacialStereotype]

Thumps up if you had asdj;fja;sda jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkk

[Teowii121]

Where do you want to go today???

[Sign213]

wtf is going on

[TheSvRGlitcher]

Windows 7 vs 98

Think about what will be the computer in the next 13 years O.O

[mariodude981]

@TheSvRGlitcher Windows Pokeio

[Jomaffdf]

@TheSvRGlitcher Since WIndows xp nothing really changes

[jr540123]

ah, the good ol days.

[DXSnakeEater]

That was purely insane and nostalgic

[pepelancelot]

And there's the famous blue screen on the 23 second...

They couldn't miss it.

=p

[axa993]

pixel shaders have changed the computer world. haha

[mainmedic]

CLIPPY  YAY

[mickyd110011]

thumbs up if you hacked windows 98 to make it run todays programs.

[GigaysTheManly]

0:45 Teh 1st Screamer in existence :)

[89990000]

@cameraman4brainiac

What you saw Asian was a Chinese-American child you fuking idiot!

[TheWilliamMaster]

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[fabry5005]

Nice one!

[AtakanNW]

AAAHHH,,,, My Eyes Hurt !

It is titaly legal to use 97 images per second right? It's not some kind of brain washing strategy, naaaaa... Can't be. but.. WHy My Eyes hurt... Must be all that Linux crap .. ]:)

[jdcrispe95]

I like the music.

[xterryx12345]

@cameraman4brainiac it was more likely a commercial developed for an asian country

[monkeywithissues]

@cameraman4brainiac well who builds and designs this junk.... not old rich white guys that is for sure if that was the case it would be a MAC....

[pikakoo64]

Seizuriffic...

[KlingonSpider]

Must kill Steve Jobs....

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

BRAINWASHING @_@

[OldTimeyJunk]

0:33 - that screensaver is epic!

[GabMesIRT]

@OldTimeyJunk when i was a child it was my favorite :D

[muffybear64]

lol

[rhall4th]

A jazzed up/rock 'n rolled-up version of one of Scarlatti's songs? With part of Beethoven's Fifth tacked on at the end? Wow, so original.

[Paspiedreamcast]

audio and video aren't in sync by about 2 seconds

[MutantLeprechaun]

@Paspiedreamcast Heh, even the audio can't keep up with it!

[Martinntoxx]

Back then,it must have looked cool.

[lizpimpmcgee]

oh Windows '98...Good Times...

[jasongunning2468]

Why Didn't It (The Style) Make It To Windows 7 Commercials?

[mrdeadguy1]

my brain blew up so i typed this during the vid

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[NikkiBastion]

I just had a seizure. Thanks Bill.

[DrTheresaAwesome]

Wow, that gave me a headache...

what is up with those kids playing with a barney toy at :43? What does that have to do with windows 98?

[TheCrunchStudios]

The music scared me

[geek7077]

@TheCrunchStudios its pretty catchy to me ;)

[twistedrules1]

at 0:45 you see a boy yikes who like seems like something is wrong with the computer becuase he thinks he broke it or the blue screen of death came in

[NeoLibsSuck]

nice one. Catchy little tune too

[Mactutorialdeutsch]

i've got Windows 98 Se on a old Pentium 3 Pc and it still work today.

[Kanakotka]

HAY GUISE LET US REGURGIATE WHAT CRACKED SAID THAT MAKES US FUNNY RIGHT, LOLZ?!

[BrotherDamascus]

Did I just get government secrets downloaded into my brain or something?

[LamentOfInnocence1]

Windows 98

Smoke weed erryday

[toocuteluke]

My eyes hurt

[RevFelix]

I think I just had a seizure.

[onebandarmy]

Sublinal messaging FTW!

[franciscojavierm]

How the marketing department of one of the most wealthy corporations of the planet could be so cheap?

[xxERiKAxxRAWRxx]

This video will not cause sezi- dhiashdszdfpjdsasslsxnmzxddfad­zsddgnsaf

[vycka1234]

*SEIZURESEIZURESEIZURE*

[Ammit5]

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[SangerZonvolt]

Does anyone know what the name of the game at 0:09 is? The one with the spaceship?

[s0nnyburnett]

The goddamn paperclip man was around back then too.

[ThePickledTheif]

Am I supposed to want to buy a Windows 98 due to this? Because it just leaves me dazzed.

[soaringquail2]

There's a flash of the old game 'Attack of the Mutant' around 0:45. Made me happy.

[Freenure]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEAH WINDOWS 98

[Ribonuke]

Whoa...what is the song used in this commercial? I SWEAR I've heard it before.

[ptah956]

@Ribonuke It's the starship troopers cartoon theme

[ijustguffed]

@ptah956 I'm glad somebody pointed that out. Tho why they nicked this theme, i don't know

[vmistry94]

This actually wasn't that bad.

[OfAwesomeWin]

I swear to god there are hidden subliminal flashes of BSOD in this.

[SpaceInvader01]

P.J Jones wins!!

(stupid game of carts)

[MaddaChick07]

i still use Windows XP not this OS.... or Windows ME....

[rinkavideos64]

@MaddaChick07 Don't ever say "WINDOWS ME" again or I will throw up. Holy fuck it's like "666 666 666 666 666" for me.

[bmc1up]

This was not funny.

[Ffiti2]

I've played that piece on piano before!!!

The remix in this commercial makes you feel like it's doomsday and-or Windows is gonna crash any time.

[zvucnjak]

Yeeeey, I remember watching (or rather listening to) this million times as a kid on my brand new W 98 CD ... It's how I got into Beethoven actually... :))

[In2lj]

they missed teh bsod

[march12314]

good times D:

[DavidRockin1]

i saw this on my windows 98 setup disk XD i watched it over 1000 times and i was then high XD this is a trippy and an awesome comerical!

[mbunds]

Where do you want to go today? More like; "Where do you think you're going?"

[navaloncho]

Luv the music!!



[peywich]

windows 98 is the best OS i have (and i have again a computer winth win98 :D )

[Scykei]

Cool... imagine what will computers be like in ten years! :o

[bogdanmihai58]

It looks like.......brainwash?!

[pizzaapocalypse]

now im not epeleptic but i think i had an epeleptic seizure watching this

[yootube62]

0:45 The boy's face

[MrYoshiDan]

Hmmm.. this is from the interactive cd sampler on the original windows 98 disc, it's not a windows 98 ad.

[TheAtomicsoft]

i hate macintosh computers }(

[Danielt104]

Windows was hinting us by showing all those boxes zooming in on the x

[DGTelevsionNetwork]

AHHH!!! too many thing flying at once!

[GravoForce12958]

The world's most horrible Windows system+ commercial with cool stuff= Funny

[thechar911]

AoE! :D

[MysteryVlogMan]

scariest commercial ever!

[JoBrosAwsomeness333]

Intense.

[Zarac1121123]

lol 

[LupeOneLeo]

What the heck kind of commercial is this? The music is far too chaotic for this and NONE of the shots in there made any sense at all and they all were far too quick. "Ooh, you can move a folder. That's not new from Windows 95." "Oh wow, flashing dinosaur." "Look, the inside of my car." "This is a group of folders within a folder. See how it looks exactly the same as it did before?"

I'm glad Windows outgrew this. I don't think anyone would want Windows 7 if they advertised it like this!

[TailsDoll77]

:-O talk

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[benfour44]

does anyone know the song name?

[boludovos]

0:43 to 0:46 FUCK dude!

[bmfer0]

LOL @ :46

[CropJ]

damn... usually when a youtube video has "not funny" in its tiltle that means it is probably funny...

fool'd me...

... not funny.

[lemsipGY]

I searched for this commercial a long time ago..... thx for uploding this.... i love this song....

[Macintosh3745]

Damn i wish that was still the latest thing!

Win98 SE was REVOLUTIONARY!!!

and f-ing fast on my 512 mb ram 1.66ghz laptop!

[Macintosh3745]

LOL! 0:11 BSOD

[SimonKelahear]

@ 0:33 it looks like x-plane for iPhone!

:P

[alexsul1995]

subsribe me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MultiYippee]

hey guys i made an65001's comment spam

[D0Samp]

Too bad there is no better version on the net than this pixelish version that comes straight from the win98 cd.

[MultiYippee]

in which folder is it on i have the full installation cd for it

[MacOSXMason]

Wow, Windows 98 does more than vista...

[N64Crazy]

@MacOSXMason We are not in 2006 anymore.

[zimdelinvasor]

@MacOSXMason hahaha

[jdawz1985]

wtf was that paper clip doing at 0:14??

[Xheelal]

You just dont wanna know x-]

[blue98starwars]

@Xheelal Lol, wrong..

[OscarTheAnimator]

O:33 AGE OF EMPIRES 1 FTW.

[sonicandtails101]

windows sucks. good tune though.

[spike86IL]

yep, gona vomit

[ajmanzueta]

God How i hated that Talking gay Clip!!!

[UpYoursNightmare]

Then after that, you even had the ability to change it into a dog or something. It was fucking retarded and im glad its gone.

But back then it was an incredible improvement on peoples computer experience.

UpYours,

YourNightmare

[0702290]

awesome tune

[zlotygekon]

much more better than win95, what cant be say about win xp and vista

[Zyurat]

Yes, actually, i'm happy now.

[KevKo95]

Windows 98 and Vista ran perfectly for me when I had them. Windows ME on the other hand...

[Sanandreas33333]

"Windows 98, Have a Seizure!, Then Shit Yourself!"

-Microsoft

lol JK.

[thetreeregimovies]

did i see barney in there?!?!?!?!!!!!one11!1!

[gimmedatcape]

@thetreeregimovies BARNEY!!@@@!%$w@!^*%&!$(@

[Turtov]

/con/con

That is all.

[BoogsterSU2]

today, NO ONE can create a folder called "con". But WHY?

Because maybe Windows are pros, not cons. lol

[blue98starwars]

Hehe, wow, I tryed to make a folder called that and it says "The specified device name is invalid.

[SBS9067A]

And I tried and it just said "new folder".

[computerprogramer1]

Hehe, wow, I tried to make a folder called that and the folder is still called "new folder"

[MilkyMilkBurger54]

@blue98starwars

Also, if you type C:\con\con into run, it will give a bsod.

[KnifeNSnipeN]

@blue98starwars maybe because windows are trying to hide the fact that their whole OS is a con NOT a pro :L no offense to any windows fanboys out there

[nintendo93mat]

@blue98starwars windows can't create a folder named con because windows reserves the file name

[franciscojavierm]

@blue98starwars yet I could use the following words: piss, ass, butt, penis, vagina, wang, pussy, poo, boobs and smeg.

[ZXRulezzz]

Actually because CON: is MS-DOS device name, and you can't reassign it to a file.

[ultimatevideodude]

@BoogsterSU2 Con cannot be created because microsoft uses the word for a ms-dos command called console, this outputs anything into the screen so that it can be viewed, if they let you make a folder called con you might mess up your computer

[pktomi]

@BoogsterSU2 Really, lol xO

I think it could be because of the good old MS-DOS command 'copy con'. If a folder called 'con' would exist, the system could mix 'copy' 'con' (copying the folder) with 'copy con' (the built-in command).

[rcmero]

@BoogsterSU2 Because "con" is reserved for MS-DOS.

[HateMacLovesWindows]

@BoogsterSU2 Even Chuck Norris?

[BoogsterSU2]

@HateMacLovesWindows erm....maybe, yeah. lol