Mike the Hospitalised Stormtrooper

[random5306]

That's a clone helmet

[lilrip4300]

looks like P.A hospital

[chusker98]

SHIET SHIET SHIET Ohh MY GOD WHAT THE HELL SHIET!

[mauroarz]

bxnmZool

[meewobo10]

your american accent is near perfect

[Jackmansix]

Hahaha your American accent is really good! Americans don't say "in hospital" though :/ haha

[grilledcheesy21]

this is like the equivelent of americans speaking in a british accent

[TimTamFan]

love the flashbacks!

[b1ackwid0w]

I can't stop watching your videos over and over. I even have my 14 yr old son telling his friends about you. He hears your Quarantine video so much he sings it at school... so then he has to explain where it came from. Your just so damn cute too!!

[Richi168]

This is probabily what a stormtrooper would say if he survived and ended in hospital xD LoL

Nice! good job BRO ^_^

[paigesaysboo]

Ha ha you sound so Southern! Now do a yankee accent!

[claressadubs]

Great accent!

[samii170992]

@ChristiaanVanVuuran were you hospitalized in Canberra at any stage when you were diagnosed with TB?????

[Askharr]

Congrats on getting released from the hospital, Christiaan. :D

[hyperteener]

soooo

this is what its like when other people talk with american accents.

interesting

[wirklichdoof]

@hyperteener wow, I got halfway through the video without noticing it. :)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[TheMymovie]

Poor guy. 

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[animearigatoo]

funny :P

[suckerforluv83]

Dude, your American accent is pretty damn good. Quite sexy actually ;) You're awesome.

[slinkyhair13]

this video is hilarious. i love it when you have the flashbacks.

btw what are you saying while you do sit ups??

hope you get out soon =)

[ChokolitMilk]

Dude, the food part is awesome!

[sskillbeast]

Most excellent American accent. Just out of curiosity, how long are you going to be in the hospital? Do you know? How is your treatment going?

[AnIngeniousParadox]

great american accent overall, and I'm an American in linguistics, so that's saying something :)

the whole thing's hilarious! :) great entertainment!

[Brplayer88]

man how much time till u can get out??

[tubesteak70]

"Who am I?" Totally weird to watch you do that in the mirror knowing you are bugging out. The video itself is hillarious. When you start to realize you don't believe in your cause you get more an american red neck accent. Soo funny. Get well soon. Can you give me the Spanish Flip Flops number, he is cute.

[caseysucksface]

I was hearing a bit of Lumberg from the movie OfficeSpace there. Have you seen it? Classic!

[TilerKiller]

FUCK we went and had to destroy alderan didn't we?... fuckin vader!

[sbob66]

Your American accent is actually not half bad.  Love your videos, and hope you get well soon!!

[ArsonBeanTanks]

Lol the way he says "Sopranos" sounds like a Minnesota accent.

[thedudethatplaysbass]

Hey don,t mean to nerd on you or anything but thats a clonetrooper helmet. but love the vid!

[CinnamonBrenFlakes]

i love your southern accent! You kind of sound like us americans now!

[OrganicPomegranate]

Dude, is that seriously your american accent? Sounds a little southern, even! AWESOME!

Made me laugh super hard. Best part? SHI-YIT! SHI-YIT!

[PBGuardsman]

You gotta work with what you got. One time I had to use a bed reinforcer for a gun. Keep strong!

[stevendidntsay]

lmfao i like how you magically got a cowboy accent at 3:10 i like that one better

[wavewalker1987]

Great american accent!

[marybretz]

where'd your accent go? :/

[3submergedtrees]

lol awesome

[lovethatfame]

I have the same yoga book! (and by the way I'm kinda in love with you)

[isaveu]

1:45 made me laugh so hard I was crying , nice .

[MrBlinkcorp]

lol yoga =D

[RakabooEntertainment]

You guys should have recieved better health care for all the danger you put yourselves in

[webjaker]

This is Great. Good American accent, we dont all sound like cowboys though :D

[mclineohio]

Get it together mate! I mean, aside from not knowing it's a Republican Guard helmet, your fleet was not equipped with invisible blasters or disembodied Wookies... Well, you are quite amazing and you have my full support.

BTW, why is everything shown as a mirror image? Is it because I'm a Yank?!?!?

[TheSabo14]

that sux...!

wut happened?

sorry for so many questions

[PowerhouseTom]

thats a republican army helmet. not a stormtrooper.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@PowerhouseTom ... Yeah... My fault.

[PowerhouseTom]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren r u gonna make anymore songs?

[rith5]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren yea u really screwed the pooch on that one

not really lighten up powerhouse tom lol

[remacno]

@PowerhouseTom If he wants to be a stormtrooper, he can BE a stormtrooper. I doubt that he had a costume shop at his disposal. Christiaan-you're a friggin' awesome stormtrooper!

[oOBlackDaRippaOo]

@PowerhouseTom dnt be a douche let the dude be chill.

[MangoBells]

Hope you get out soon!

[TheSabo14]

r u still in there?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheSabo14 Yep... still here!

[TheSabo14]

ahahah

thats funny!

great vids!!

[strangergirl]

where'd your accent go? )-: it's adorable.

[TheSabo14]

has sum1 walked in wen u were doin a clip?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheSabo14 Several times now! Hahaha... they are getting used to it

[ScottyPow]

southern storm trooper

[talon235]

WHO AM I..... WHO ... AM I.... great stuff man

[Sean12314]

Holland loves you btw! (Some of it most be because of you're last name ^^)

[Sean12314]

If youre quarantinied, how did you edit this? Just wondering :+

[Psykoico]

I'm pretty sure Laptops have video editing tools

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Psykoico ... Yeah, I just edited this on my laptop using iMovie... simple program, comes with a macbook pro

[neillorentzen]

This is hilarious. Some of the best parts are the quiet bits, like when you are reading the yoga book, and I especially laugh when you put your hand on the window. I don't know why it's so funny to me but it is. I'll have to post this one on my facebook wall tomorrow. :) Thanks for the laughs, Neil

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@neillorentzen .. thanks mate... glad you had a laugh

[danineteen]

Do you realise that your "American" accent became more and more Southern towards the middle of the video?

[audiophil92]

haha omg I just noticed you are right :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@danineteen ... YThat's just the way we Stormtroopers speak... What?

[Iaksones]

@danineteen I noticed that as well! He started drifting towards the Southern dialect, especially when he was getting worked up

[whitenailsnguitars]

LMAO!!! "They're so cute and small!!" "WHO AM I???!!?" LMAO Omg this was amazing. I was in the hospital a few times, all a few days, once a week. I thought THAT was horrible. I can't imagine what you had to go through. Ugh, you are awesome bro :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@whitenailsnguitars ... Thanks. I wish that my friends in the 10th Deathstar Division could be around to read that.

[wcbrookinz101]

P.S. Plz Make More Like This!

[wcbrookinz101]

This Is Gut Busting Funny, I've Been Trippin All Mornin On This Video! Great Job! P.S. Get Well Soon!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@wcbrookinz101 .. thanks. I'm glad that you are getting enjoyment from my horrible experience under Darth Vaders command, and the subsequent years that I'm going to go through with zero respect for myself. Laugh. Laugh loudly.

[mpurkes]

I love the Southern American accent. Too much fun. Wish we could bring you the fun you are sharing with all of us.

[teflonsuperhero]

HEhehe I love the accent, and the more upset you become the more Southern it becomes. It's amazing.

Love your videos, Feel better soon!

[Shishikijo]

just thought you should know that my lil'bro now thinks the death star should have been left alone....lol

[wildflowermom0]

We call this ICU psychosis in my hospital.  Get well soon.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@wildflowermom0 ... Good to know. Yeah, I've got it.

[nibel13]

well made!!

[mrsmi1ey]

awesome american accent! funny stuff, man.

[mathieuliem]

haha funny

[jimmyrocks655321]

MIke seems to get more southern, kind of like my wife when she drinks. That's when the Texas comes out.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@jimmyrocks655321 ... Ah.... Yeah... I kind of snuck some bourbon into the hospital cell... THat's also why I became a little more emotional about the poor little Ewoks and stuff.

[tomorrows0yesterday]

ps ill be prayin for ya

[tomorrows0yesterday]

dude to you do americans have accents?????? because i never figure ,,, but i guess to you you dont have an accent either

[xRanndomx]

@tomorrows0yesterday yeah dude that's not his real accent

[MommieDawn]

Love your vids...so sorry you're sick. BTW Your American accent is great!

[MrBlablavla]

Have you thought about what you are going to do for a job after you're out of the hospital? Seeing how the Deathstar has been blown up again, you're kinda out of a job right? Volunteering for the Ewok Repopulation Program on the forest moon of Endor might be worth checking out

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MrBlablavla ... Ummm... Yeah... My galactic karma is way down at the moment, so I'll probably get out there and do some charity work... I feel that I owe something back to the galaxy, after being part of an evil force that violently tried to conquer it for so many moons...

[Plawranc]

To be Technical your a tier 2 clone trooper of the 501st legion "Vaders Fist" but I shall let that slide :)

[andyzweb]

stormtrooper kids and stormtrooper yoga! LOL!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@andyzweb ... Yeah.... I don't know if those kids will ever happen now... Not many female stormtroopers made it off the Deathstar alive... It was kind of women and children first.... and a... yeah... well.... most of the first ones off the deathstar got nailed by a squadron of x-wings.... So.... yeah.

[vdk4601]

fully sick mate!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@vdk4601 ... thanks!! FUUUUUUUUUUULLLYYY SICK!

[KPDeej]

I meant south as in geographically south, not bad south.

you're great!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@KPDeej ... Yeah.... ummmmm.... The vocal and accent coaches on the Deathstar need some coaching of thier own.... Ummmm... Yeah.... They didn't do the best job with mine.

[KPDeej]

HAHA. I love that your american accent goes further and further south as the video goes on .

[El2Dom]

Haha i love your attempt at the accent man.

[Maharett77]

hahahaha awesome

[chungdanield]

I think this and all of your videos are just brilliant! At first I thought that the voice was you, then I thought it wasn't, and after I saw your comment I think it actually you, haha. I'm surprised you haven't gotten the mega hits yet. I've been showing everyone I know

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@chungdanield ... Yeah.... Thanks man. I'm a bit worried about getting TOO many hits... Just in case there is any chance that the Imperial forces get recalled for duty.... Yeah... I'm not keen on going back... so..... I should probably keep off the radar a bit.

[crimsong19]

Awesome video! :D

- Jason

[kappta]

3:08 LOL

[mbrAA8]

Being from Texas, I like your take on a Texan accent! haha!

God bless you brother, I commend your attitude through all of the hard times, making these videos and not wallowing in sorrow. Tow thumbs way up my man.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@mbrAA8 ... Yeah thanks... I have been to texas... I stayed in Austin for a few weeks, and hung out around the colleges there... WOW. That's all I can say... There's a lake there... In San Marcos I think?.... WOW.

[mbrAA8]

Sweeeeet dude, I'm actually from Austin. Born and raised. I go to Texas State University in San Marcos, and we have the river... did you get a chance to float when you were here? Austin is pretty sick, you're right... great time on 6th street!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@mbrAA8 .. Yeah dude... We had the BEST party EVER one day, down at that little river that goes around in a circle, and you get on those floaty things, fill them with beers, and stop off at all the trucks that are backed into the water, with stereos cranking music and shit... SO much fun.... EPIC fun.

[mbrAA8]

Well good, dude! Glad you liked it down here. They Texas is the best of the 50-nifty United States, must be true... how do the chicks compare to those in Australia?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@mbrAA8 ... Texas is up there man... very up there... Very fun girls there too!

[musicsaveslives72]

you are absolutely hysterical!

And I'm from new york city and I also love when non-Americans do an American accent. I love your Australian accent though ;-)

[ArakniD]

That's a Clone Trooper.

Not a Stormtrooper

How dare you!!

Awesome accent though haha

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ArakniD .... Yeah... I get confused sometimes.... It was just.... so confusing.... You know?... Trying to identify your buddies out there on the battlefield... Trying to pick them from the other guys, that you didn't really care about that much?... Who do you know who to cover when it turns into a laser shitstorm? How do you know one of you mates has your back?.... You don't... You just don't....

[ajkpchee1]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren ....hey man, america loves you! you're hilarious and you have a great attitude. your songs are fantastic and your american accent (although you sound like owen wilson) is pretty good!

[ArakniD]

I'm sorry man.. I had no idea how hard it was... And with the creation of the first Galactic empire.. I can only imagine how confusing things could have gotten.. Brothers fighting brothers... Some clones reform... and the others die..

I'm just so sorry :-(

[ElevenColors]

It always impresses me when non-Americans copy American accents. Because to me, subjectively it sounds like there's no accent even though I know objectively that to the speaker there is an accent to be faked.

By the way, Americans don't say "in hospital." It's always "in the hospital."

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Yeah.... ummmmmm.... I kinda struggled with the accent thing.... I kind of go from aussie/american, to aussie/southern american, to aussie/american/canadian/south­ern american...

Im australian, and unforunately the hospital's vocal coach wasn't available on the say I shot this ;)

[BlueZephyr16]

wait do you have an accent or not?

confusing....

[beauhunnter]

Just great! hilarious!

[chungdanield]

This is brilliant. Mike, you are brilliant.

[kittitude]

LMAO u r freaking amazing

[GibbyLOLSTFUPLEASE]

hahhah

[Alexdrod]

You kick ass at an american accent! I can't even tell you're faking it.

[tehevilsmurf]

This is great!

[pastadam]

nice accent change :D

[emmelinesparrow]

Dude, you're hilarious! Hope you get well soon, even if it means we won't get anymore awesome videos like this.

[Liface]

nice american accent!

[CJSinc]

Oh poor Mike. He needs some therapy.

[genevievemuir]

your a crackup babe!

[swatty2]

Mike, I believe you have an anxiety disorder brought on by psychological trauma....exactly what sorts of atrocities did Vader make you committ?? Never mind, the Dark Side never appealed to me though I have friends who have tried it.

[debevans48]

looks like ur still having fun being fully sick! so when does the fully sick stormtrooper rap hit the charts?

[kingtimana]

hilarious