TOOL - The Chakra Of Annihilation

[SiouxeeQ]

Yeah, how's that Ron Paul working for you now??? Hahahahahahaaa! That tiny, stupid man...he's been "left" in the dust!

[panzer569]

This is what braindead fucks think when tool is on the radio. Good thing I'm not one of them

[vomitlandscapes]

i came here for the music and i ended up looking at a load of right wing verbal, get another one like bush so he can send some of your family members to a useless war and then you can live through the fear of never seeing them again. guns dont kill people, people kill people, for being the most developed country in the world your ignorance is scary.

[Jake45499]

FUCK YOU OBAMA

[baggyallday]

I support ANYBODY but obama.

[420mosher]

LMFAO!!!! RU PAUL 2012!!!!!

[Deathbysterotype1]

maynard supported obama

[EvilSkeltos]

lol :)

[csartsober]

OBAMA IS SUCKS!!!!!

[vomitlandscapes]

@csartsober im not the smartest guy but dude you need is doctor

[skyclad100]

Wow.......I didn't realize that stupid Republicans viewed YouTube! As far as Ron Paul goes, he's one of the most sane of the ClownShow they're calling debates.. I agree with lots of his stuff, but really.......no government help for the sick, poor, etc..........you're just on your fuckin own?! I'm sure those that agree with that philosophy haven't been too sick themselves before and needed help.. Remember, you won't be young forever! Things look much different after age 50 or so...

[freakofinsanity]

@skyclad100 ha nicely done



[krapulens]

that was really funny!

[TOOLbottomfeeder7001]

new it wasn't tool the very first second.

[themaxeatsfood]

I usually hate fake songs but this one was funny.

[nathenism]

obama is a total fake, like romney, newt and rick....they are establishment republicrats...ron paul or bust...

[jspace111]

You suck at life! How dare you claim that awesome band's music, Deutsche...

[raginube]

Im a huge Tool fan. Since 1993. I thought this was funny as fugg. Great Video guys well done. The danger zone.LOL

[UbiquitousMilitia]

Obama! ?

[211yogi]

IM WHITE AND I DONT LIKE OBAMA CUZ HE'S BLACK

[ALDead666]

@211yogi Feel better now?

[travincal1]

@211yogi Suuuuuuuuuure. Your as white as the cover of Metallica's black album.

[dethlord174]

Like tool is my all time favorite band, this isn't tool. I'm apaled.

[DeadKold]

btw the caption lyrics are nothing like the actual lyrics...

[DeadKold]

ok... what is the name of this song?

[massgilms]

i love tool but this shit is fucking funny. didn't sound too bad either ha. who made it

[omgloljeffreestar]

Okay, so I laughed at "My crack is nine feet long." >.>

[BobetoSlim]

the lyrics on the video were soo off

[CrimsonDouche]

i have to admit, i can't stop listening to it either - tool or not; still hilariously good in a sense. Maybe it's Weird Al Obamaobitch!

[MrMetallicaJunkie]

This was actually pretty funny

[phuckaround00]

ghey...

[johnnykadkad]

lmfao i wish i could find the real lyrics to this. its hilarious,.

[snafuedem]

Tool always leaks fake songs to the net so retards circulate them and then no one knows whats real and whats fake. They do it every time.

[IdiotEpidemic]

@snafuedem Name some.

[snafuedem]

@IdiotEpidemic Nothing to name. When 10,000 days released the so called full album torrents or mp3's were slapped together claiming it was the new album. It was in fact tool but they were joke songs that clearly sucked. They do this on purpose because they are aware of piracy and leaked copies so its easier for them to leak a fake copy and then idiots upload it so fast no one knows whats real and whats fake. Its brilliant.

[EthericWizard]

for some reason I keep on listening to this haha.

[sara42787]

W-T-F

[spartin1521]

Where can I find that picture I want it badly also I like this song tool or not, only one real way of finding out

[dangboof]

@emptynest your subtitles are funny as fuck. 

[dangboof]

lol @ "butcher john lemon"

[SSJkiller]

Pic looks like obama on an acid trip

[RobinRaz555]

Omg ppl this is totally Maynard singing.

[Jake28051]

While I love Tool I still find this song kinda funny especially from 1:34 to 1:41

[SlimKaci]

These lyrics are BUTCHERED!!! good lord, don't write the words if you don't know what they really are....first time listening and that much is instantly clear, as clear as the fact that this isn't TOOL. smh.

[myztklk3v]

it does sound like maynard signing. but he didnt so many f-ing side projects, this could be anything.

[myztklk3v]

@myztklk3v ok nvm now i heard the rest...

[captainmattwise]

RON PAUL 2012!!!

[TheActiveAssault]

Lol

[EazyRun]

Little girls still want to pick my asshole o.O ?!

[angelflames333]

it sound like this guy sucks too much dick and should be kicked in the nuts from that guy with that show ( you just got kick in the nuts)

[hippieJOSH420]

i want to kill things all the sudden!!!

[TheSicknessIsTheCure]

Ok fine, 1:35 made me laugh.

[LanceHertford]

Obama sucks donkey dick. Fuck that cunt. Ron Paul 2012.

[TheRis81]

@LanceHertford correction. your mum sucks donkey dick. and obama is not a cunt, your mum also fits that bill

[LanceHertford]

@TheRis81 Yeah, well, I guess that's just your theory, isn't it?

[shredhed77]

Little girls still want to lick my asshole...WTF??

[shredhed77]

Little girls can still lick my asshole.. Haha WTF??

[gojirametallica]

What song is this actually? i like it

[trackside11]

yes we can

[daydrow]

what is the sense of this? Yeah, you all knew it was fake, but still you clicked it..lol me to.

[ajaxthepooper]

WHAT THE FUCK !!!

[bolinjosh2012]

u should make fun of a band that sucks, like creed

[jamsnation]

Fags just wanted hits by calling this a new tool song. Ididnt find this funny in the least. Even if its a parody.

[TheTalkingMushroom]

obama !! hi obama !

[ThroughAlmasEyes]

that's NOT Maynard! Sacrilege!

[tanky5theo]

Hehe... Kenny Loggins.

[NerfFPSRussia]

Take the fucking joke! Have a sense of humor! It is misleading and annoying, but it's funny.

[MarkissMei]

this isnt tool

[sheyon1000]

theres no such thind as enlightenment in fucking jewbama..

[12amnews]

this is an obamanation for Tool.. The mexicans in L.A. call him BoraCho'bama viva tequila!

[cosmo88th]

I love Tool but this is hilarious!!Have listen to it over 5 times now.Good ending!

[Sherjo311]

what in the straight fuck is this?

[rottencore0]

Don't pretend to be tool. Have respect for the music.

[1111aurora1]

Take a look at self. no one knows anything. THANK THE GODS and Lucifer. Thank you TOOL! You>have done it again. Love you DEVVVVVV. Flock off you stupid imbiciles. you the HELL is going on. Good Luck and God Night.

Peace on Earth.

[AdamSlezak3]

I know your type. your pathetic

[meshuggahgrey]

lol the lyrics are funny and the drummin at parts is cool...but you can tell it's someone just pretending to be tool lol......i mean God if ppl would take the time to listen they would understand it isn't...and wouldn't have to look like complete fucking idiots be sayin "this is not tool"

[JordanHChrist]

Just what Tool fans need. A reality check, served dick cold.

[BNicodemo]

Holy shit Youtubers are fucking mouth-breathing morons. This guy is making fun of the band Tool and did a pretty good job at it. Listen to the lyrics. He's lambasting Tool with cutting humor. It's called a parody.

Fuck giving people I.Q. tests before letting them have children; give people I.Q. tests before they can buy computers.

[greysondadrummer]

holy shit xD that video is hilarious. dont get me wrong i love tool they are one of the most talented bands on the planet but i think even maynard would laugh at this

[rafpac6]

what horrible bass playing! such a amateur shit band that thinks they can compare to tool because the singer tries extensively to sound like Maynard. Then realizing how bullshit it is they put humor in it, so that they can defend themselves! Losers.

[himynameisbede]

how come the subtitles are wrong?

[Kisorsosay]

Maynard would never put his name on this steamy pile of dung. You had something with the tempo and beat. Band sounds good together just put a muzzle on the lead vocals and you're a step in the right direction.

[pviehweg]

Maybe they are trying to say that obama is a tool... not that the song is being sang by tool....

[slash616]

@pviehweg Anybody with a clue knows Obama is a tool.

[WWIIwolf]

@pviehweg or its just a nice panting my alex gray that tool sponsored.

[Sorgutentarer]

This is really bad music.

[samsonpker]

rishaloo ?

[slash616]

All of you who are pissed about this probably don't realize that Tool is probably behind this and laughing their asses off at these responses.

[pkaiser7321]

Go die. How dare you.

[711Chandler]

if i ever find who made this...deathnote style, except the pen is my fist and the notebook is his face

[volcom4380]

It doesnt matter, I used to be republican until I found out ALL politicians are fuckin liars. Take your views and flush them down the toilet because were all fucked. Detainment without trial, thats what obama wants to pass. read that over and over then tell me how you feel.

[nahtanbueno]

@volcom4380 So what are you now?

[XcapeArtist357]

@volcom4380 They all like to take certain stances to win votes, even though they are deemed useless by the time the "electoral college" takes effect (most elaborate and blatently obvious concealment of tyranny in the history of the US) pro-life, pro-guns, anti-war, tax cuts, RELIGION! they are all fucking liars. i really hope the majority grows a pair someday before it's too late.

[TheAndrewj96]

I could tell this was fake before I clicked on it.

You know why?

Because it's under 6 minutes.

[kisamerocks100]

@TheAndrewj96 and because title is too childish and simple xD

[missthesevra]

@TheAndrewj96 fake?

[TheAndrewj96]

@missthesevra Yes. Fake. This is clearly not Tool.

[missthesevra]

@TheAndrewj96 that is maynard though

[TheSicknessIsTheCure]

@missthesevra I'm not convinced....

[chrisandwhitechapel]

@TheAndrewj96 you made my morning change sir thank you lol.

[WWIIwolf]

@TheAndrewj96 idk man.... thats really sounds like maynerds voice to me. its the same courd progression adam johns uses. you sure its not tool just fucking around some more?

[merkabah47]

This shit is fucking epic! And I fully appreciate tool's music!

[forcebwitya]

HAHAHA. What the fuck!? Someone must not like Tool? is that what's going on here?

[MrAvidLearner]

Americans don't deserve Obama.

[RagingSeraphim]

@MrAvidLearner Let's see.  Supporting abortion and gay marriage. Alot of americans rallying against Israel. You're saying america doesn't deserve all the damage obama can dish out?

[MrAvidLearner]

@RagingSeraphim 1) He's not supporting abortion. He's supporting an individual's right to do whatever they want to their own bodies. 2) Who cares what homos want to do on their own time? They have all the rights we do. 3) "A lot" is actually two words. 4) America is capitalized. 5) Your last sentence doesn't support your argument.

Read the Constitution of the United States. Or, if you're not sure how, roll it up a shove it right up your illiterate cocksucking ass like your daddy showed you.

[RagingSeraphim]

@MrAvidLearner 1) You apparently have been living under a rock during his 2008 campaign. 2) Won't bother touching that, because I know how butthurt (pun or not. who cares?) you/someone else will become. 3) Fine. Whatever. 4) I know america is supposed to be capitalized. I choose not to because of how ashamed I am of this country. 5) That sentence holds far more water than you can ever imagine.

Your last sentence: Obvious troll is obvious.

[MrAvidLearner]

@RagingSeraphim (but you're right about Israel.)

[pinkynikki92]

WTF.....



[MrSoldier492]

This isnt Tool and your a fucken doush for mocking them. and you got half the lyrics to this shit wrong. You fucken clown.

[lazerusechs]

Dangeaaaa ZOooooooooooone

Danger Zoooooooone!!!



[CrudeAndPreposterous]

@perfectiful its funny because the song is actually made by tool... its not some lame weird al bullshit

[Vohskeestylee]

Barry is obamas real first name. His father is muslim. obama is muslim. His birth certificate is not legit.

[daver72420]

@Vohskeestylee im guessing you're the kinda guy that gets a raging hard-on every tiime rick perry comes on tv

[Vohskeestylee]

@daver72420 Good guess. But no. I think Rick Perry is just another redneck texan like Bush.

[nilo469]

@Vohskeestylee why is a birth certificate such a big deal? who gives a shit where he was born?

[Vohskeestylee]

@nilo469 Its a big deal because our president was not born in our country. He is not legit. You wouldn't have known these facts or conspiracy theories when he was running for office. Whether or not they be true, someone will always talk shit. And i give a shit because i live in this country. Lazy non-intelligent citizens are the ones who could careless about what goes on here. As long as they get their well-fare check they're good! Ron Paul is who should be president!! He is consistent.

[RagingSeraphim]

@Vohskeestylee Actually his real first name is "Mu'barack". Makes him even more of a towel head.

[Vohskeestylee]

@RagingSeraphim Well yeah. That is his "Muslim" name. But his ORIGINAL name is Barry Serato. Regardless i dont really give a shit but people should do their own investigations to find out the truth for themselves...

[samsonpker]

did you make this yourself ?

[helpmeplease9111]

LISTEN TO FUCKIN HORIZONS BY PUCIFER YES ITS MAYNARD /TOOL

[Sw155]

dat bass

[TheSupermonkeypants]

Oh what the world has come to... It's sad when some one uses the word nigger in a derogatory fashion, but it's really sad when they spell Oprah wrong, or call somebody with ironmaiden in their username a nigger... Lol

[asphyxiatified]

This is very stupid.

[perfectiful]

i wouldve enjoyed this more if it was actually funny but its just stupid

[jduran1995]

I could imagine the Obama picture as one of tools new album covers...sadly

[ProphetKirsch]

@jduran1995 ..... really?

[Haveada]

i love tool but this is still funny as fuck

[l8l8l]

If that's not Maynard singing , I don't know who that is.

[MegaMadLeo]

Well the singer does sound a wee bit like james keenan so... (I don't give a shit anyway)

[stephaneschambion]

How can you really think that is a TOOL song ?

[rmpryor]

TROLL



[MrSethGodSOURCE]

I love the band tool, and I can still accept that this is kinda funny.

[SyringeCycle]

not the band tool but who ever posted this video is a tool.

[DAMMITPANDA]

He is not a Idol nor a great man Just another entiltlement NAACP Ophra Nigger~

[IronMaiden237]

@DAMMITPANDA go commit suicide you ignorant fuck.

[DAMMITPANDA]

@IronMaiden237 Eat a bullet you fucking dumb NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER~

[IronMaiden237]

@DAMMITPANDA you're telling me to eat a bullet and i am the dumb one? FYI i'm not black. you fucking twat.

[hjgilber1654]

lol as a tool fan, its actually a pretty funny spoof. i was entertained.

[Strikerx20]

ummm wth with the description???

[kdwrayIII]

this is not tool

[sakuhachi]

Absolutely agree with you @kdwrayIII, this is a bad bad imitator ... He/She likes tool, cool. But honestly the song sounds quite cheap. Best wishes!

[jduran1995]

@kdwrayIII Ya don't say?

[northey420]

wierd al would not be proud as this is a horrible spoof.

[stephenallenrapp]

lol.. this niggers so black his first plunder was a garbage can. we need to be more concerned about our neighbors..rofl

[DubPeace]

weird al would be proud.

[Platitutinus]

Obama?

[JimmyBobMcGraw]

Hahaha you definitely missed some of the lyrics...funny though.

[buffeater]

he need to get out of office

[SoLSn1p3r]

How many people thought this was a racist video

[davidmllr26]

If u say this sounds like tool your kinda rediculous totally not even close to their sound plus the guitars are muffled whoever recorded this is an amature plus not that good of a song

[BriFlores123]

@davidmllr26 Are you so gullible that you can't tell this is a joke? I'm a big fan of Tool and I happen to think this is very funny. The amount of people on here taking this all seriously is quite amusing. Also, what the hell is the deal with so many people these days spelling "ridiculous" as "rediculous?"

[JimmyBobMcGraw]

@BriFlores123 Seriously, it's rediculous!!

[xile33B]

@BriFlores123 they learn to spell from auto correct and other text.

[BriFlores123]

@xile33B Haha, yeah. I don't like little shit like that as it shows laziness and is dumbing down the Country just that much more. Obviously a typo here and there is fine as we're all human but it's sad when people don't know the difference between there, their and they're....etc etc etc.

[xile33B]

@BriFlores123 well, we can not give just one thing that honor. more like, media today as a whole has destroyed the english language.

[BriFlores123]

@xile33B Very true.

[Gilgamex]

just type in alex grey obama on google images, its oddly chosen for this video no doubt though

[bure998]

a real artist has the balls to goof on himself and not act like an elitist asshole. maynard's the real thing.

[1hug1o]

man the song it's ok but it isn't tool

mynard have a different voice (more soft and have better pronunciation)

the music is too easy for a new song tool have a very complicated style

[Aulomus]

@1hug1o Haha you're not the brightest. Listen to the lyrics a little more carefully... >.>

[jduran1995]

It sure as hell sounds like tool to me

[coltion]

This is not Keegan Quality Music

[Carell117]

@coltion thats cos its not keegan hahaha

[sheerXD]

Who cares if its not Tool. Its a fucking great song

[TNTIV]

obama can die. along with this shitty quality song.

[txherezy]

lmao, funny.

[Phyllia131]

I actually dont get it. Why do the lyrics on the screen not match

[tracyoathout]

LMFAO!!!!!! that is great

[brenchtoast44]

I don't get it.

[palbo4]

@brenchtoast44 me neither dude!

[Darkvampeh111]

this isnt tool



[palbo4]

what the hell? is this supposed to be funny? this is just weird....and what the hell does obama have to do with this?