@MotyQuest I don't believe I appeared to be overly offended by the video; I didn't even say anything that was would lead someone to assume that. I was simply stating that I hoped he was Christian because I have a crush on him LOL.
@inflatorNickelbread I don't believe I was overly offensive in my reply, just stating the fact that I was surprised anyone could see this as anything but sarcastic. I appologize, and would like to think that I'm not a rude person irl. Evidently you are though. Not taking this any further, don't want to spam a good vid with hate.
@MotyQuest You were a tad; just the way it implied I was rather dense to the obvious. And maybe I'm too dense. I mean, I thought this had a slim chance of being legit and I thought that you were being rude. Now I'll say sorry for misinterpreting you.
(Just sayin', internet me and real life me is different...as it should be.)
And he posted a racy video - debate is to be expected.
I'm only slightly religious because of my egotistical view on the human race. I find it hard to contemplate the idea that as intelligent life forms we can cease to be... and also my mums a religious nutcase!!! But i am not in anyway shape or form offended by this. I find this video delightfully entertaining.
I just realised... "Thumbs down if you DON'T NOT believe in God." Double negative. So everyone who thumbsed down, you're saying you believe in God aswell ;)
my faith: you only live once, so eat what you want, when you want... god? nah, just some story to blame all the things humankind didn't understood thousands of years ago... yeah... the church have destroyed more things than helping the world... god, you're an ass
@supahfreeak if i was religious my beliefs being made fun of in this type of sarcastic, non-serious way would be a bit hard to swallow. good thing i'm not. excellent video.
@misswatson2009 There's a difference between discussion and arguing with each other about their beliefs, which no matter how strong the argument, youtube comments won't change. It's nonsensical and silly. We'd all be a lot happier if we could just see the humor in things instead of being so easily offended by every little thing we see on social networking sites.
I believe in God and he put us on Earth becuase he wanted us to live and he has heven so that we can live there for the rest of our after life. I'm not attacking you in words about it or saying you have to but even thou you can't see somethings you still need faith on believeing.
@justanotherschoolkid but you believe in a man, sitting on clouds with the power of who gets to live or die or who gets to live their dreams/reach goals and who gets to be losers, failures...he choses people that turns into pedophiles and kills/rapes children and other people who don't deserve to die.. he let children die of cancer before they get to live, but let psycho's and murderers live 'til they're 90?I don't believe in godLife's to short to waste it believin', we have to make our own path
@McFlyLover92 Haha no. I don't believe god has any power whatsoever, and I believe that if god did ever have any power it doesn't exist now. I just think god was there to follow, like any kind of king or queen. I believe in Jesus completely, but not that he was the son of god, that he was just a whole-hearted human being who wanted to help people.
I was never 'told' Santa wasn't real, the magic of it disappeared. but when I asked my mum about it she said that she still believes in Santa, and that Santa is not the iconic fat jolly guy you see but the people who are giving the presents, Santa is figuratively everyone.
so I guess God can be the same?? I don't believe, but I am always fascinated by religion, its really interesting the way it all works. I don't believe because I feel I haven't found something to put my faith into, idk :/
@Mawok666 Your perspective of it, being that we are all able to make of the idea of religion whatever we want, is fantasic and the kind of expression I have wanted to give someone very strongly lately! Thank you for your view here cause you have actually thought about it then put it across in your own way, and though Chris wouldn't likely notice, I'm really grateful that he is bold enough to use his humour to bring such meaningful topics up within youtube :D Cheers bub
I don't see where everyone is saying that he is putting down other religons, I think the point he is trying to make is that no matter what your religion or belief, you should have faith in it and believe that that is the "truth". As far as joking, it seemed pretty serious to me up to the line about Santa.
What if there were just 1 living entity in the entire Uni-verse (one voice). And what it that 1 entity disguised itself in a Zillion + forms. What if u were God and I were u in a different body experiencing life from a different perspective. And the others are God 2 and we are all 1 thing and it started with a Big Bang. I love sex (hehe) Besides this is all just a hologram. You're making it all up Chris. The moral of the story is this. It doesn't matter. Keep cranking out these cool videos :)
all of you people who say you don't believe in GOD but are SINCERELY WANTING TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS TRUE OR NOT,PLEASE LISTEN A MOMENT.YOU AND ALL THAT YOU SEE AND DON'T SEE COULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT A SUPREME INTELIGENT POWER TO CREATE AND SUPPORT ALL!IF YOU TRUELY WANT TO KNOW,SEARCH OUT ONE OF THE GREATEST SAINTS IN THE WORLD ,POSSIBLY IN INDIA TO GET AN EXPIERIENCE WITHIN YOU.TO HAVE YOUR OWN UNDENIABLE SPIRITUAL EXPIERIENCE WITHIN-THIS IS PARAMONT FOR THE TRUE ANSWER!
Calm the FUCK DOWN it was a joke.. And not to point out that your kind of an idiot, but he didn't really say anything about you believing in God and that you shouldn't have faith(:
chris im a big crabstickz fan and have watched every video, but im an athiest just please dont say that other faiths are stupid or wrong, by all means make fun of it thats a joke just dont put them down.
I've always wondered. If someone was an atheist is becuase of what he sees the so called men of god doing bad or hypocrite things, or becuase he just does not want to try anymore. Any way I believe in God and I also believe if he brings a massive death(armaggedon) to people he will give them a very open chance. Otherwise it would not be very fair. And also I am not a law or super expert in the matter I just give an honest thought.
I think making fun of Christians is fine. You'd make fun of people who believed original delusions in small numbers, barring genuine psychosis. So ignore the sensitive silly kids.
Actually, only 144,000 anointed people go to heaven. Which is comforting to think that only the people who want to go to heaven go there and they aren't being forced. It's been god's purpose from the beginning for the rest of us to be happy on earth. Of course, Satan got in the way of that and thousands of years later we're still suffering. But whatcha gonna do in the meantime, eh? Definitely not blame people for their beliefs that's for sure...
@EqualAndFree Anthropologists can study evolution, anthropology is a very broad term it encompasses all studies of humanity. Social aspects, yes, but mostly how they've changed across time. I will be studying Evolutionary Anthropology at University which is all about the biological evolution of humanity.
So if you believe in god, no one can express a dissenting opinion? or they have to do so with out a bit of humor? i mean really people need to stop getting so butthurt over this stuff. that's great if you the god is real. i don't. you can criticize or poke fun at me for it and i should be able to criticize and poke fun at you.
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haha you scared me for a moment there chris hahaha i was starting to think you were gonna go all Jehovah witness on us and start telling us to convert haha (:
can you actually comment on this video like you do on your others? if it's too touchy of a topic why'd you even post this? you've already fucking done it so please go ahead and say some shit or take it off
I love how people say not to believe in something that hasn't been proven, but they believe in evolution. Evolution has never been observed in human history. "The formation of a new species by any mechanism has never been observed." Jeffrey Schwartz, professor of anthropology at the University of Pittsburgh. Read some books before you decide to spit out your completely pointless arguements.
I once asked my R.E. teacher at school, if she had any proof that god created the universe, and indeed exsitied at all. Teacher: "Oh yes we have proof" Me:"Oh right what is it?" Teacher:"You have to have faith" Me:"But whats the proof though?" Teacher:"Well if you have faith" Me:"But thats not proof miss" Teacher:"You don't need proof if you have faith" Me:.................................. Seriously WTF Teacher:"My proof is that I
God is a figment of everyones imagination.. When dinosaurs roamed the earth was there a god? HA, no.. Once human kind is extinct will there be a god? NO! because humans created a god.. Dont believe in something that hasn't been proven believe in your self... My point will never come across till the human race comes to an end and then whos going to save? GOD.. lmfao i think not!
@aquaerikah "Don't believe in something that hasn't been proven." Somethings not to believe in according to you: God, a lack of God, biology (cell theory, evolution, etc.) chemistry (atomic theory, kinetics, etc.) physics (gravity, energy, etc.) psychology, medicine, logic, any claim ever made...you get the idea.
Lol as oon as you mentioned the word "Faith" i started singing "Cause you gotta have faith, faith, faith oh you gotta have faith" so... yeah... just thought id share that bit of detail of my life with you.... Tigig = Cross Between A Tiger And A Pig.... Tigig.
I'm a moron who believes in a God. Even Einstein said-
"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is"
So yes there is an order to our universe that I feel was not caused by accident.
the way i see it, no one knows what happens when you die, know one knows how it was all created, it's impossible to know, you know, i choose to believe that their is a God, do i KNOW their is a god, hell no, its just what makes the most since to me. so to be all, " god's fake" is just ignorant, i have no problems with non believers, hell, half my friends are, i'm just saying don't bash peoples religious beliefs because its not what you think.
@strangelylouise Actually because the word 'God' was capitalised, it is in fact in reference to the Christian god. It probably doesn't help how they named their god 'God.'
I've always loved your videos, from the start. It doesn't matter what you believe but you can't put down others faiths. I'm not saying I do or don't believe, it doesn't matter what I think. Point is, I respect peoples' faiths and have the utmost respect for people with strong convictions. You're hilarious but I didn't need to see you making fun of Christians. You can't support gays and tell people not to make fun of them and then turn around and mock people who believe in God.
You choose what to believe in, and whether or not to follow a religion.
Mocking homosexuals is wrong because thats laughing at people for what they are. Just like laughing at blacks or at Hispanics.
However, I do not have the "utmost respect" for people with strong faith, because these are people who willingly close up their minds and decide that they are gonna follow a thousand year-old book instead of think for their own.
@alexRme He supports gays. The bible says that being gay is wrong and it is a sin. Hmm.. so if people come on youtube and make videos focused on making fun of gays, I think he has every right to come on here and make fun of Christians. I mean, come on, how many times have you used "haha, you're gay" as an insult? We could always say "haha, you're christian."
@alexRme the difference being that, supporting gays has no adverse effects, in fact, positive ones. Treating homosexuals as less of human beings stems from religion in the first place. Religion should NOT be respected, in order to further the evolution of our species. religion is ignoring the thousands of years of scientific growth we've gained, and replacing it with bronze age fairy tails that were necessary to explain creation.
@alexRme think about being alive in the origins of man, you're a neanderthal, one of the first people on earth, you have NO idea how you got there and you're completely confused, what's your purpose in life?
What do you think comes next? RELIGION! after evolving our own language, we begin to theorize our creation, because with our seemingly non-existent technology, we have no other way of explaining it, but desperately need some concrete answer, to make our selves feel assure. (continued)
@alexRme back then, most religions had VERY firm rules, and breaking them would get you a very severe punishment (in the case of christianty, Hell) but, just as most other parts of modern life, we've just gotten lazier and lazier, if you really think about it, you can see the steady decline of religion's grasp on humanity,
@alexRme with the way women were treated, to racism, and now, gay prejudice, in the same way you can in other aspects of life, the drastically increased obesity rate, fast food, the evolution of vehicles. etc.
now days, it takes literally nothing to be a christian, except calling yourself a christian. Why is it that we still hang on to religion then? (continued)
@alexRme We're afraid of death, and some people need to believe that when they die, a mysterious, non existent part of their body flies up into a magical dream land, where every one that they've ever known who has died, will be there waiting for them. it's barbaric, and needs to be stopped.
@cplexroro I quite respect this chap, but what you quote is not barbaric but beautiful! What IS barbaric is that people can't accept that differences in perspective of god (what or who or whatever God is or is not) are going to be as different as people are themselves. Society needs to grow the fuck up and let people think for themselves.
I was raised Catholic. I celebrate x-mas and easter. But I'm not really sure about anything. I'm more agnostic. I believe in science until science can't explain anymore, then maybe something/someone else did it (btw, If god is real, I think It's a woman. God created people in her image. Women create life.)
@egmorox13 Either you have very selective perception or you didn't pay attention at school. If women create life, what are all the sperm banks for?
Fact is: man and woman create life. And I think that if you believe in an omnipotent god who is and knows everything, it's extremely foolish to insist on giving him/her/it a gender (or limiting them to one).
Alright Chris, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you being an atheist. I'm not going to try and "covert" you or "make you see the way". However, I'm slightly upset that you honestly believe all people of faith are that stupid. I believe in God AND evolution. I don't think the bible is divine, but rather man-made. Nor do I think sitting in a room (namely church) for an hour makes you any better of a person.
@notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam I think he probably was over exaggerating in this case for the sake of humor but I know personally I don't believe all religious people are that stupid either I will just say that its partially bc of my bad experiences with religion and religious people that have caused me to find myself to be atheist. Many of the religious people I have come into contact with are indeed that stupid. But I definitely am not ignorant enough to they all are. So please no offense to you at all
@notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam He's making fun of creationism and the whole, complete, devout idea of God, which is fairly idiotic. But from your response you seem fairly stupid.
I love how it says "thumbs down if you don't not believe."
JakJarsha 1 day ago
@Boothieroo I thought that too :)
hollyrogs 5 days ago
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iliveitup92 1 week ago
The tags. You brilliant bad ass you -3
TheSapphire2010 1 week ago
lmao at the tags, you brilliant man <3
MyincaLu 1 week ago
Just read the tags.
twahrah 2 weeks ago
@Fromundra Call me daft, but are you saying he's not being sarcastic? Just checking.
BosieAndWilde 2 weeks ago
@Fromundra Calle
BosieAndWilde 2 weeks ago
@louiseandruby he said that before he said "LEAVE GOD ALONE" :D lol
ILUVGAGA21 2 weeks ago
when you go "LEAVE GOD ALONE!" you kinda look like the guy from the Chris Crocker video xD
louiseandruby 2 weeks ago
I'm not sure if he's being sarcastic or not, but I'm going to take this as truth and say thank you sir you are a good man and a strong man.
BosieAndWilde 3 weeks ago
@BosieAndWilde It's not.
Fromundra 2 weeks ago
You are a truly great guy
mysub2010 4 weeks ago
Thump up if you so thought he was gonna sing George Micheal's Faith
Boothieroo 1 month ago
I love this. It's so funny and sarcastic. "I go to church every Thursday..." lololol.
thegirlwhoeatsfeet 1 month ago
if u watched supernatural, you would understand why people don't go to church as much ;D <3
teitgek 1 month ago
I love how you shared your faith. You are not alone :D
CptJackFan 1 month ago
So many stupid people disliked this... ugh
aalibingo 1 month ago
@JenParker414 Amen to that :P
inflatorNickelbread 1 month ago
Muwaahaa. I know what God's doing with all those souls... storing them up inside until some Leviathan bust out of him.
annabelSPNlover 1 month ago
Wait... I don't think he was being sarcastic.. Until the end of course.
graciebracie 1 month ago
I'm a practicing Buddhist. ^.^
Rubydoos1 1 month ago
i hate that crunchy nut advert. so annoying cant skip it
shloopy5 1 month ago 22
@shloopy5 I thought i was the only one...
I'm glad sombody else feels my pain!
bodbeans 3 weeks ago
hahah i burst out laughing when you burst out laughing I'm sooo glad your don't believe
hkid92orsnow 1 month ago
I believe in God, and I am a Christian.
I hope this video is not sarcastic...
inflatorNickelbread 1 month ago
@inflatorNickelbread of course it's sarcastic, and learn to take a joke.
MotyQuest 1 month ago
@MotyQuest I don't believe I appeared to be overly offended by the video; I didn't even say anything that was would lead someone to assume that. I was simply stating that I hoped he was Christian because I have a crush on him LOL.
And learn to fuck off - you're kind of rude.
inflatorNickelbread 1 month ago
@inflatorNickelbread I don't believe I was overly offensive in my reply, just stating the fact that I was surprised anyone could see this as anything but sarcastic. I appologize, and would like to think that I'm not a rude person irl. Evidently you are though. Not taking this any further, don't want to spam a good vid with hate.
MotyQuest 1 month ago
@MotyQuest You were a tad; just the way it implied I was rather dense to the obvious. And maybe I'm too dense. I mean, I thought this had a slim chance of being legit and I thought that you were being rude. Now I'll say sorry for misinterpreting you.
(Just sayin', internet me and real life me is different...as it should be.)
And he posted a racy video - debate is to be expected.
inflatorNickelbread 1 month ago
Wait...santa's not real?!
TheProdigy161 2 months ago 6
I don't not believe in God. I am a Christian. I will give you a thumbs up anyway, because you always make me laugh Chris. Thank you :)
christyt1993 2 months ago
I'm only slightly religious because of my egotistical view on the human race. I find it hard to contemplate the idea that as intelligent life forms we can cease to be... and also my mums a religious nutcase!!! But i am not in anyway shape or form offended by this. I find this video delightfully entertaining.
ImBoredOfMe 2 months ago 2
thumps down if you don't not believe? sometimes I wonder about him...
sleepwalk4 2 months ago
I hope all you guys realize he's joking
JJtheJesika 2 months ago 3
I just realised... "Thumbs down if you DON'T NOT believe in God." Double negative. So everyone who thumbsed down, you're saying you believe in God aswell ;)
DrAwesomeCakes 2 months ago
Santa isnt real? I knew that.....but the 11 year old sitting beside me didnt....woops
MsSos1994 2 months ago 4
wiccan
cherry767 2 months ago
my faith: you only live once, so eat what you want, when you want... god? nah, just some story to blame all the things humankind didn't understood thousands of years ago... yeah... the church have destroyed more things than helping the world... god, you're an ass
McFlyLover92 2 months ago 3
great video. so sarcastic its just hilarious
mrconeatuni 3 months ago 20
chrischrischris i feel bad u were named after jesus. :(
sofeeef 3 months ago
He's not christian, guys. Go on his VYou.
Hehe. Chris Crocker and Chris Kendall >->
RaynaOfSunshine 3 months ago 2
what happened to sunday???
lollipop11107 3 months ago
this is still one of my favorite crabstickz videos ever. I wish this hadn't turned into a religious debate, though. Can't anyone take a joke anymore?
supahfreeak 3 months ago
@supahfreeak if i was religious my beliefs being made fun of in this type of sarcastic, non-serious way would be a bit hard to swallow. good thing i'm not. excellent video.
YouveStolenMyEyes 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@supahfreeak It's just opening up a topic for discussion.
misswatson2009 2 months ago
@misswatson2009 There's a difference between discussion and arguing with each other about their beliefs, which no matter how strong the argument, youtube comments won't change. It's nonsensical and silly. We'd all be a lot happier if we could just see the humor in things instead of being so easily offended by every little thing we see on social networking sites.
supahfreeak 2 months ago
i lost my shit at the end, never laughed harder at a crabstickz video
YouveStolenMyEyes 3 months ago
i don't really believe, but this is a gd video, because he's just saying what he believes and isnt doing any bible-bashing shit xx
awesomelyizzy 3 months ago
are you really a christian ???????????????????????? thursday i thought church was sunday ?????? any wayy good video
KEEP ON BEING AWESOMMME!!!!!!!!!!!!! xx from rbbandfriends
realbambamandfriends 3 months ago
he's being sarcastic
supahfreeak 3 months ago
@supahfreeak i noo :/
realbambamandfriends 3 months ago
I believe in God and he put us on Earth becuase he wanted us to live and he has heven so that we can live there for the rest of our after life. I'm not attacking you in words about it or saying you have to but even thou you can't see somethings you still need faith on believeing.
2cat007 3 months ago
I do believe in god. I don't however believe that he created the Earth or that Jesus died on the cross for us.
justanotherschoolkid 3 months ago
@justanotherschoolkid but you believe in a man, sitting on clouds with the power of who gets to live or die or who gets to live their dreams/reach goals and who gets to be losers, failures...he choses people that turns into pedophiles and kills/rapes children and other people who don't deserve to die.. he let children die of cancer before they get to live, but let psycho's and murderers live 'til they're 90?I don't believe in godLife's to short to waste it believin', we have to make our own path
McFlyLover92 3 months ago
@McFlyLover92 Haha no. I don't believe god has any power whatsoever, and I believe that if god did ever have any power it doesn't exist now. I just think god was there to follow, like any kind of king or queen. I believe in Jesus completely, but not that he was the son of god, that he was just a whole-hearted human being who wanted to help people.
justanotherschoolkid 3 months ago
omg santas not real !!! :'(
xxJadeismxx 4 months ago
I love you.
ellzer42 4 months ago
Hallelujah. I love you chris.
NinjaOutfitInTheWash 4 months ago 2
Loved the tags XD
AngelFreakSH 4 months ago
I was never 'told' Santa wasn't real, the magic of it disappeared. but when I asked my mum about it she said that she still believes in Santa, and that Santa is not the iconic fat jolly guy you see but the people who are giving the presents, Santa is figuratively everyone.
so I guess God can be the same?? I don't believe, but I am always fascinated by religion, its really interesting the way it all works. I don't believe because I feel I haven't found something to put my faith into, idk :/
Mawok666 4 months ago in playlist More videos from crabstickz2
@Mawok666 Your perspective of it, being that we are all able to make of the idea of religion whatever we want, is fantasic and the kind of expression I have wanted to give someone very strongly lately! Thank you for your view here cause you have actually thought about it then put it across in your own way, and though Chris wouldn't likely notice, I'm really grateful that he is bold enough to use his humour to bring such meaningful topics up within youtube :D Cheers bub
chocybutterfly 3 months ago
@chocybutterfly aw thankyou. it's good to see there are people like you that appreciate these opinions too :)
Mawok666 3 months ago
I don't really believe in God but I love your videos (including this one) so i refuseeee to ever thumbs down :P
PureFunk13 5 months ago
@TheDebonairCat Read the tags. Also he said on VYou that he doesn't believe in god.
doleightful 5 months ago in playlist More videos from crabstickz2
Look at tags it says fake
lorkzilla 5 months ago
Guys he is not serious he's joking
lorkzilla 5 months ago
Lol
lorkzilla 5 months ago
I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I DONT WANT TO THUMBS DOWN BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
DrAwesomeCakes 5 months ago
u look like "L" from deathnote!
hanxiaaWOW 6 months ago
God is real you just have to believ and have faith
2cat007 6 months ago
I don't see where everyone is saying that he is putting down other religons, I think the point he is trying to make is that no matter what your religion or belief, you should have faith in it and believe that that is the "truth". As far as joking, it seemed pretty serious to me up to the line about Santa.
mam62992 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SO do you believe in god or not...?
2cat007 6 months ago
@2cat007 He doesn't believe in god.... :/
2cat007 6 months ago
thursday, lol
oilboyy 7 months ago
Wat no wat your christain? Weird i thought you were jewish no just kidding i didnt know you swore in some movies
watsup548670351 7 months ago
What if there were just 1 living entity in the entire Uni-verse (one voice). And what it that 1 entity disguised itself in a Zillion + forms. What if u were God and I were u in a different body experiencing life from a different perspective. And the others are God 2 and we are all 1 thing and it started with a Big Bang. I love sex (hehe) Besides this is all just a hologram. You're making it all up Chris. The moral of the story is this. It doesn't matter. Keep cranking out these cool videos :)
jeremycandoit 7 months ago
all of you people who say you don't believe in GOD but are SINCERELY WANTING TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS TRUE OR NOT,PLEASE LISTEN A MOMENT.YOU AND ALL THAT YOU SEE AND DON'T SEE COULD NOT EXIST WITHOUT A SUPREME INTELIGENT POWER TO CREATE AND SUPPORT ALL!IF YOU TRUELY WANT TO KNOW,SEARCH OUT ONE OF THE GREATEST SAINTS IN THE WORLD ,POSSIBLY IN INDIA TO GET AN EXPIERIENCE WITHIN YOU.TO HAVE YOUR OWN UNDENIABLE SPIRITUAL EXPIERIENCE WITHIN-THIS IS PARAMONT FOR THE TRUE ANSWER!
haroldkable 7 months ago
Calm the FUCK DOWN it was a joke.. And not to point out that your kind of an idiot, but he didn't really say anything about you believing in God and that you shouldn't have faith(:
CherishManson 7 months ago
chris im a big crabstickz fan and have watched every video, but im an athiest just please dont say that other faiths are stupid or wrong, by all means make fun of it thats a joke just dont put them down.
dylanRejected 7 months ago
@1Surge And by 'open chance' you mean ?
TheMegankellymusic 8 months ago
I've always wondered. If someone was an atheist is becuase of what he sees the so called men of god doing bad or hypocrite things, or becuase he just does not want to try anymore. Any way I believe in God and I also believe if he brings a massive death(armaggedon) to people he will give them a very open chance. Otherwise it would not be very fair. And also I am not a law or super expert in the matter I just give an honest thought.
1Surge 8 months ago
im prodestedent
lilymorrow123 8 months ago
I think making fun of Christians is fine. You'd make fun of people who believed original delusions in small numbers, barring genuine psychosis. So ignore the sensitive silly kids.
Zythe 8 months ago 33
santa... ISNT REAL?!
JasperCEPearson 8 months ago 2
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@JasperCEPearson My whole life is a lie. :*[
AdmiralOfTheAir 8 months ago
this is brilliant and the tags are nice.
andreisenandreisen 8 months ago 89
Actually, only 144,000 anointed people go to heaven. Which is comforting to think that only the people who want to go to heaven go there and they aren't being forced. It's been god's purpose from the beginning for the rest of us to be happy on earth. Of course, Satan got in the way of that and thousands of years later we're still suffering. But whatcha gonna do in the meantime, eh? Definitely not blame people for their beliefs that's for sure...
XxBeatlesforeverxX 8 months ago
Heyy
this just made you even more attractive to me.
didnt know it was possible
MagicLlama1899 9 months ago
i wanna go to church with you cocker xP
gypsylovegoddess 9 months ago
@EqualAndFree Anthropologists can study evolution, anthropology is a very broad term it encompasses all studies of humanity. Social aspects, yes, but mostly how they've changed across time. I will be studying Evolutionary Anthropology at University which is all about the biological evolution of humanity.
ClockworkComputer 9 months ago
omg omg. Subtitles I love Chris Crocker = Can't quit smoking
VivaLaMiaMaria 9 months ago
That ending was great
moi1st93 9 months ago
I believe!
iluv2skt 9 months ago
the tags <3
daisyg11 9 months ago
why am i sat on my own laughing? im sad
ghandiwithbinladen 9 months ago
i love this!(: and great tags :') <3
thatsanicetnettenba 9 months ago
So if you believe in god, no one can express a dissenting opinion? or they have to do so with out a bit of humor? i mean really people need to stop getting so butthurt over this stuff. that's great if you the god is real. i don't. you can criticize or poke fun at me for it and i should be able to criticize and poke fun at you.
pointyears777 10 months ago 11
666 dislikes. IT'S A SIGN!!!
raggamuffins13 10 months ago
love this Chris . love it when people take this video serious part of the overall inside joke of the video :L:L
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SophiehtimS 10 months ago
haha you scared me for a moment there chris hahaha i was starting to think you were gonna go all Jehovah witness on us and start telling us to convert haha (:
another reason why you're my top youtuber (:
Jzguitarplayer17 10 months ago
can you actually comment on this video like you do on your others? if it's too touchy of a topic why'd you even post this? you've already fucking done it so please go ahead and say some shit or take it off
cplexroro 11 months ago
@TheEmperorNites I dont need to fuck myself, when i have a selection of men to fuck... LMFAO people like you give me a nice laugh
aquaerikah 11 months ago
I love how people say not to believe in something that hasn't been proven, but they believe in evolution. Evolution has never been observed in human history. "The formation of a new species by any mechanism has never been observed." Jeffrey Schwartz, professor of anthropology at the University of Pittsburgh. Read some books before you decide to spit out your completely pointless arguements.
MortalKombat773 11 months ago
God is a Ghostbuster.
townofed 11 months ago 3
Atheistt!
GeminHoffman 11 months ago
pause at 00:15 :D:D
potatofanrocks 1 year ago
i feel exactly the same chris :P
curlycaity 1 year ago
this video was so serious untill the end xD
FOXANDSOX23 1 year ago
I don't believe in God. Personally I think its a load of shite. But if others do I don't care. thats there way of life. they can live it
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yodakanobe 1 year ago
ThatChickCalledRosie 1 year ago
I now can't help but thinking maybe there is a box somewhere with batrillions of people and a death machine being fueled...
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
yayayyyyyyy chrisss! hi-5. :) i liked this video
Xxnicoroxxx 1 year ago
I believe in God. :D I'm not going to try and melt your face off with a rant though. :/
valentinegirl13 1 year ago 4
@valentinegirl13 haha same here
CartomartaKenDoll 1 year ago
i love how the first recommended video is 2 men about to kiss
beautifulvampiress13 1 year ago
look the atheists are winning. chris you are amazing... and yes i thumbsed up as well.
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
Did anyone else start singing George Michael at the end there? No? Just me then.
"Cause you've gotta have faith, faith, faith"
createnewaccount 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA <3 <3 <3
oh how i adore you
shelbyville172 1 year ago
Sorry, had to vote ya down :( Liked the video and all... but ya told me to do it. Sorry.
ItsJustASongAway 1 year ago
God is a figment of everyones imagination.. When dinosaurs roamed the earth was there a god? HA, no.. Once human kind is extinct will there be a god? NO! because humans created a god.. Dont believe in something that hasn't been proven believe in your self... My point will never come across till the human race comes to an end and then whos going to save? GOD.. lmfao i think not!
aquaerikah 1 year ago 4
@aquaerikah your damn right
m3lianali 1 year ago
@aquaerikah "Don't believe in something that hasn't been proven." Somethings not to believe in according to you: God, a lack of God, biology (cell theory, evolution, etc.) chemistry (atomic theory, kinetics, etc.) physics (gravity, energy, etc.) psychology, medicine, logic, any claim ever made...you get the idea.
p0ooo0p 11 months ago
@aquaerikah fuck you
TheEmperorNites 11 months ago
I thought it said CoD.. :P
IfoundNemo12 1 year ago
Hah Brilliant You sound like a young Christopher Hitchens. Nicely done.
keke4000 1 year ago
@TeenyTiny945 well SOOORRY IF I CANT FLY TO THE MooN ALL BY MYSELF
fustino5 1 year ago
Lol as oon as you mentioned the word "Faith" i started singing "Cause you gotta have faith, faith, faith oh you gotta have faith" so... yeah... just thought id share that bit of detail of my life with you.... Tigig = Cross Between A Tiger And A Pig.... Tigig.
DanTheCheesyMan 1 year ago
"I go every thursday" ha ha.
Rutle 1 year ago 2
You - are amazing. Now in more ways than ever before.
NoOtherNamesWereLeft 1 year ago
I love you.^^
elfriedeFranz 1 year ago
I'm a moron who believes in a God. Even Einstein said-
"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is"
So yes there is an order to our universe that I feel was not caused by accident.
mysterymac38 1 year ago 4
Chuck Norris is the only person and or thing I believe in, I fear, I love, I look up to. He us my everything heehee:B
pgiint 1 year ago
the way i see it, no one knows what happens when you die, know one knows how it was all created, it's impossible to know, you know, i choose to believe that their is a God, do i KNOW their is a god, hell no, its just what makes the most since to me. so to be all, " god's fake" is just ignorant, i have no problems with non believers, hell, half my friends are, i'm just saying don't bash peoples religious beliefs because its not what you think.
cplexroro 1 year ago 2
@strangelylouise Actually because the word 'God' was capitalised, it is in fact in reference to the Christian god. It probably doesn't help how they named their god 'God.'
jaffamol 1 year ago
I've always loved your videos, from the start. It doesn't matter what you believe but you can't put down others faiths. I'm not saying I do or don't believe, it doesn't matter what I think. Point is, I respect peoples' faiths and have the utmost respect for people with strong convictions. You're hilarious but I didn't need to see you making fun of Christians. You can't support gays and tell people not to make fun of them and then turn around and mock people who believe in God.
alexRme 1 year ago 25
@alexRme Sure you can.
Because unlike homosexuality, faith is a choice.
You choose what to believe in, and whether or not to follow a religion.
Mocking homosexuals is wrong because thats laughing at people for what they are. Just like laughing at blacks or at Hispanics.
However, I do not have the "utmost respect" for people with strong faith, because these are people who willingly close up their minds and decide that they are gonna follow a thousand year-old book instead of think for their own.
RavenKing777 1 year ago 2
@alexRme He supports gays. The bible says that being gay is wrong and it is a sin. Hmm.. so if people come on youtube and make videos focused on making fun of gays, I think he has every right to come on here and make fun of Christians. I mean, come on, how many times have you used "haha, you're gay" as an insult? We could always say "haha, you're christian."
itskaylakid 10 months ago 5
@itskaylakid people who make videos focused on making fun of gays have no life. why would you want to be as low as them?
twinkletwinklelshiw 2 months ago
@alexRme yes exactly my thoughts!
SideWaysStoriesFrom 9 months ago
@alexRme he can do whatever he wants.
andreisenandreisen 9 months ago
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@alexRme DO YOU RESPECT PAGANS?
happygang6 6 months ago
@alexRme the difference being that, supporting gays has no adverse effects, in fact, positive ones. Treating homosexuals as less of human beings stems from religion in the first place. Religion should NOT be respected, in order to further the evolution of our species. religion is ignoring the thousands of years of scientific growth we've gained, and replacing it with bronze age fairy tails that were necessary to explain creation.
cplexroro 4 months ago
@alexRme think about being alive in the origins of man, you're a neanderthal, one of the first people on earth, you have NO idea how you got there and you're completely confused, what's your purpose in life?
What do you think comes next? RELIGION! after evolving our own language, we begin to theorize our creation, because with our seemingly non-existent technology, we have no other way of explaining it, but desperately need some concrete answer, to make our selves feel assure. (continued)
cplexroro 4 months ago
@alexRme back then, most religions had VERY firm rules, and breaking them would get you a very severe punishment (in the case of christianty, Hell) but, just as most other parts of modern life, we've just gotten lazier and lazier, if you really think about it, you can see the steady decline of religion's grasp on humanity,
(continued)
cplexroro 4 months ago
@alexRme with the way women were treated, to racism, and now, gay prejudice, in the same way you can in other aspects of life, the drastically increased obesity rate, fast food, the evolution of vehicles. etc.
now days, it takes literally nothing to be a christian, except calling yourself a christian. Why is it that we still hang on to religion then? (continued)
cplexroro 4 months ago
@alexRme We're afraid of death, and some people need to believe that when they die, a mysterious, non existent part of their body flies up into a magical dream land, where every one that they've ever known who has died, will be there waiting for them. it's barbaric, and needs to be stopped.
Don't support religion
cplexroro 4 months ago
@cplexroro next time you write me a novel, you might as well get it published. JESUS. (see how I did that there?)
alexRme 4 months ago
@cplexroro I quite respect this chap, but what you quote is not barbaric but beautiful! What IS barbaric is that people can't accept that differences in perspective of god (what or who or whatever God is or is not) are going to be as different as people are themselves. Society needs to grow the fuck up and let people think for themselves.
123jsbach 4 months ago 2
Faith is something that one has to have, according to George Michael, and that's good enough for me.
ReliableInsider 1 year ago
my god is called Borris... he has an orange mohawk ;D
insanealleykat 1 year ago
I was raised Catholic. I celebrate x-mas and easter. But I'm not really sure about anything. I'm more agnostic. I believe in science until science can't explain anymore, then maybe something/someone else did it (btw, If god is real, I think It's a woman. God created people in her image. Women create life.)
egmorox13 1 year ago 3
@egmorox13 Either you have very selective perception or you didn't pay attention at school. If women create life, what are all the sperm banks for?
Fact is: man and woman create life. And I think that if you believe in an omnipotent god who is and knows everything, it's extremely foolish to insist on giving him/her/it a gender (or limiting them to one).
beentold 1 year ago
i wanna love you the way i love jesus.
BenFranklinIsSexy 1 year ago
If Adam and Eve where just created, then why where they all depicted with belly buttons?????
raggamuffins13 1 year ago
i'm not sure if you actually really said anything in the video but i liked it regardless.
srenrew 1 year ago
I love you. :C
LetsMagnet 1 year ago
Alright Chris, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you being an atheist. I'm not going to try and "covert" you or "make you see the way". However, I'm slightly upset that you honestly believe all people of faith are that stupid. I believe in God AND evolution. I don't think the bible is divine, but rather man-made. Nor do I think sitting in a room (namely church) for an hour makes you any better of a person.
We're not all fanatics you know.
notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam 1 year ago 47
@notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam I think he probably was over exaggerating in this case for the sake of humor but I know personally I don't believe all religious people are that stupid either I will just say that its partially bc of my bad experiences with religion and religious people that have caused me to find myself to be atheist. Many of the religious people I have come into contact with are indeed that stupid. But I definitely am not ignorant enough to they all are. So please no offense to you at all
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
@notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam Also, sorry for bad grammar. Not enough characters remaining lolll.
softlyserenademe 1 year ago
@notZcrazyZZZyesZiZam He's making fun of creationism and the whole, complete, devout idea of God, which is fairly idiotic. But from your response you seem fairly stupid.
MakeMeUpJJ 1 year ago
nvm.
surferdudefletcher 1 year ago
who is your video getting haters :(:(:((: its normally 1000 likes to 1 dislike :(:(:(:(
surferdudefletcher 1 year ago
if god was real why doesn't he help from world disasters ?
why doesn't he help people who get raped or murdered?
why doesn't he stop these horrible things. so yeah, that kind of why i don't believe.
OhaiBrieanna 1 year ago
I'm glad this is satire.
You scared me for a second Chris.
sophieoophie 1 year ago 3
please tell me that mustache is fake. it's kind of atrocious. sorry :(
kittykat493 1 year ago
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everyone who thumbed down fuck off. respect his opinion.
billysandy 1 year ago
@310BPM
C.S. Lewis didn't write Alice and Wonderland.......
RemakersProductions 1 year ago