Fiji Meat Man

[weldonzerom]

bula maleya vanaka all fijians

[Unicornesque]

IF COWS COULD TALK THEY WOULD SAY THEY WANT TO BE EATEN.

[bwmacca]

this is epic mealtimes Favorite grocery store.

[mduilomaloma]

ha!ha!



[5h2oom]

wow i feel like throwing up

[SuniaVulaono]

ROFLMAO!!! ....AWAESOME!

[doomtaranam]

im wonderin how their hands smell like at the end of a a hardworkin day ..without the gloves..........Yikes!

[fuzzwarmy]

@doomtaranam Yummy

[doomtaranam]

@fuzzwarmy ...yeah maybe for you

[fuzzwarmy]

@doomtaranam Not maybe, definitely! ;-)

[doomtaranam]

@fuzzwarmy ...urghhh u make me sick

[fuzzwarmy]

@doomtaranam No one can "make" you sick with words. Only you can do this to yourself. The meat, fat and organs of healthy animals is good medicine that can help to heal this sickness of mind and spirit.

[doomtaranam]

@fuzzwarmy ok....1st..u made me sick with ur words..2nd , meat makes people fat...

hahahaha...hey i gotcha

[fuzzwarmy]

@doomtaranam Re: "meat makes people fat." Such a simplistic and misguided dogmatic sound bite is hardly convincing. I eat plenty of meat and am quite slim, so your unsupported rule clearly does not apply to all, and if you check out the work of Gary Taubes, Kurt Harris, MD, Mark Sisson, Michael Eades, MD, Stephan Guyenet, PhD, Loren Cordain, PhD and many others, you'll learn that I'm far from the only exception to your rule.

[KVTGal1]

haha man i got to show my mates this lol it sounds like a white kiwi guy singing ..man its like mocking again,lets hope afro hairs dont end up in our luncheon oilei lol haha

[pitanisi]

LOL.....

[sammiek10]

omg I have the original of this at home! My dad was running Fiji meats when this ad was filmed! HA HA HA HA How funny

[nlicky]

This doesn't look hygienic at all. Kind of scary if this is what they did with no gloves.

[BTC141]

@nlicky It's just a simple commercial but then again who knows. I don't really care. I don't eat beef or pork. Only organically raised buffalo.

[MsPurini1]

No wonder, we all get the runs when we eat meat? No gloves what so ever! Very un-hygienic! Please convey the message to your management team to provide gloves! Also, I wonder how much the staff got for acting in this advertisment?

[ginnyginy]

not bad 4 the add.....

[jaybeeableful]

so hilarious....!!.....bet they must have had so much fun recording as I did watching it

who cares na batilutu......you go gal, ROCK ON !!

[uselessxdream]

black magic??? full of shit! xD

[Thaii0]

0.51

[Thaii0]

isa (0.51) batchi lutu....

[73porkchop]

Was someone giving a pig a piggy-back ride lol....

[tengomalacuea]

€¬¬

[nathaninja]

and more and More and MORE!!!

Much like the movie, "The Ring," the Fiji Meat Man sends a powerful Pacific voodoo curse through this video. The only way for your soul to not be devoured by its power is to expose other people to the video. Of course they don't have to watch it, but curiosity (and black magic) always gets the better of people. The Fiji Meat Man cannot be stopped.

[mikefiore6]

they dont offer dental plan.

[aisokulaguy]

wailei na batilutu

[accurate18]

LOL!!!

[ShaggyisMBM]

Did the guy who wrote the Super Bowl Shuffle also write this?

[Wormdei]

File under "What The Fuck?!"

[Indoril5]

champion

[detroit900]

Wal-mart, and many other super market chains can sell injected meat. Very common in mainstream North America

[italianjob17]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slitmud]

Cry about, I'll just laugh at you even more, while I enjoy some bacon.

[moosey62]

Yummy! Thanks Fiji Meat Man.

[mrvr4]

lol at all the missing teeth

[aureliaauritia]

@RarelyEvil - good fucking spotting! That's fascinating, I've only ever seen water injected into meat by a hand syringe before, yet it is a very common practice. Just one look at the consistency of that sausage mix and I'm clawing at my face screaming 'The horror! The horror!'

[aureliaauritia]

To all Fijians, I'm calling your bluff; You still have a fscination with cannibalism ;D. How Udre Udre can you get? And your kings and queens, how fat can aristocracy truly get?  Anyway, I heart Fiji and Fijian island style family. That is all.

[davane]

Hehehe... I saw them dancing with the pigs and thought "This could be Sesame Street or something!"

Mom: "Don't play with your food!"

Kid: "But the Fiji Meat Man already did..."

[MrWineDrinker]

here's a man that touches ham.

I'll go away now :)

[MrWineDrinker]

nomnomnomnomnom

[MrWineDrinker]

BACON!

[RarelyEvil]

Oh yeah, playing with dead pigs is awesome! Also, why are they so proud of the water injection ( 0:20 ) that they'd show it in this film?

[Nick1090]

Its called Bacon.

[blogegog]

I agree with rarely evil.  They shouldn't be injecting water into that meat. They should be injecting some sort of butter/spice mixture into it. I'm thinkin' rosemary or thyme. And definitely garlic.

[jamalnasr]

Classic Shit!!

[Makron5]

They inject water to bulk it up. I also love how there's an anti-union message snuck in there.

[seamusfurr]

He says, "I got no gripes about a union card."

[shivi679]

thats cruel....that aint fiji man.....fiji people aint that cruel to animals

[kickofighto]

Thats just ordinary meat processing, with added fun! The animals are dead. How do you think it makes it to your plate? If they eat meat, they are that cruel to animals.

[shivi679]

i have meat on my plate...i vegeterian...a**hole

[kickofighto]

Ok, ok. It wasn't meant as an attack. I hadn't gathered you were vegetarian; just thought you were squeamish. I used to be a vegetarian.

You're fighting the good fight, keep it up!

[kickofighto]

Still think this is hilarious; mostly cos it's a useless sales pitch.

[MrProgrampro]

@kickofighto Well... dancing with the corpses was a little much, don't you think?

[ilovefiji91]

I'm a Fiji meat man..LOL

[fijipride]

Yes what's new only in Fiji!!!!!!!!!!lol

[LILtothaZ]

no gloves

FIJI STYLE!!

[hottie2fiji]

I think this is so funny , although it doesn't show tht they wash their hand or wear gloves..minging

[truekaiviti]

Yo Mrrhockstar....fuck u..i tru fijian is always proud of their country...not like something dick heads like u who needs to hold Franky Dick and go behind Boobby's houz......get the message u motherfuking gud for nothing.....kaila!!!

[truekaiviti]

hahaha....luv the comment vitikid....Mrrhockstar do needs a cow up his rear...!!!

[Mrrhockstar]

cow up your fucking mom

[truekaiviti]

Gosh don't they wear gloves...???

[greenronnie]

truz up,,,,de worst one i de toilet paper ad...hw is it gonna make ma day better...taqari using dat cunt...lol

[vitikid]

lolol!!!! .......

[legaboy1]

holllly shhittt... when ads in fiji are going to make sense.... da worst one right now is the toilet paper one. I have no idea how will the toilet paper help me after a bad day.... lol

[pusiloa]

No offence but doesn't this advert give off the i-was-high-when-i-made-this vibe? Hilarious and heave-inducing @ the same time. Must've been some pretty good shit!

[smallnancy]

haven't seen this in a while...lol@0:41--that lady must have been every moment of it..0_0

[feejeeanthug]

CAITA!!!.......WTF?!!!

[vitikid]

Hay Mrrhockstar go fuck a goat then after you are done go eat its shit then when you done make a commercial on how goat shit is good for people like you!!!!!!!

[vitikid]

fuck commercials are still stupid on fiji one

[Mrrhockstar]

FIJI RULES GO FCUK A COW!!!!!!

[smallnancy]

lol

[vitikid]

Oh stop talking your name says it all small nancy! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smallnancy]

weaz ca luv---we supporting fiji-made commercials hia all ca way---e WAt Jiko Mada...lol

[kiddydd]

I wanna watch the mosquito one sooo catchy

[alofigirl]

Did they decapitate that pig just for this commercial @ 0:41?

*Cruelty to animals*

Lol, and the guy holding the pig's head looks so happy!

[reginalee007]

Was made in 1992 FYI and all the participants had a great day!!

[reginalee007]

My mum made this commercial - still doing us proud!! C Beddoes

[22871987]

Nice Ad.....its been awhile, isa this commercial, long time ago,eh.

[Xurgonic]

Who needs anti-depressants with joyful genius like this!

Thanx for posting!

[jaffa74]

Oh so sweeeeet... thank you for posting, I will gladly use this to mock my proud fijian husband and inlaws ;)

[djahfari21]

Im goin vegan...

[djahfari21]

Huh?

[tuikalavo]

LMAO..ISA! I remember when this came out when Fiji One TV just started back in 1991, even back then most of us found it funny/weird.

The other adverts like the Bandag tyres and Palm Cornbeef was also funny....PAAAAAALMU!

[sravaniya]

There is so much benefits of being a vegetarian-

Fiji is blessed with so much nice veges- we are what we eat, so we should not eat indiscriminately.

[naughtyfijian]

Isa, the good old days when Fiji commercials were cheesy and entertaining....LOL

BTW, I love this commercial!!!

[Nastybeby]

This is obviuosly and old ad cos i just came to aus and am 21 and i have never ever seen it on Fiji movies or T.v. We are not so backdated...get your facts right!

[pdd640]

Longest commercial ever...lol..I think I learnt more from watever that was then when I actually took a primary school field trip to Fiji meats...lmao

[islandbeauty4]

CAita are you serious...lmao im sooo embarrased..

[DatDamnGuy]

LoL, CAITA! Haven't heard that in dayyyyssss. ROFLMAO!

[mastulangi]

What the hell! Who's singing he needs a slap

[sravaniya]

this is so cruel, I am truly disgusted by this graphic film, no wonder why we are facing all the problems in Fiji- slaughter- of poor innocent animals- just for sense gratification, and expect to be the way the world should be?

[Cholomoine]

STUPID

[laxidus66]

it's actually a good funny ad...... better quality than the rest of the ads on television!!!!

[natekay85]

So hilaroius!!!!.......lol

I'm speechless!!

[vuibureta]

BATI LUTU TIKO VEI IKO !!!!

[Roxy1246]

I think I am going to be a vegertarian

[achand76]

Holy cow...I cant stop laughing after this ad....

[LetsGoNausori]

I NEVER SAW !

[LetsGoNausori]

I NEVER SAW !

[tuikalavo]

CAITA! there are places in the West where this type of commercials will land your arse in jail...LOL...just don't show the people who are throwing Mike Vick in jail..LOL

[atms12345]

wow...

[bushawe]

fijian commercial

[TamaniMaqe]

LMAO! fricken hilarious and incredibly RANDOM!!

[DatDamnGuy]

HOLY SHIT! I had this song stuck in my head ALLLL DAYYYYY!!! Can't stop replaying it.

[Roxy1246]

I think I am going to be a vegertarian

[slitmud]

Good idea, more for us. Get out of here, pussy.

[kurichicken]

Wow....

[redfire1980]

man how embarassing!! who put this clip here..idiot!!

[slitmud]

You're the embarrassment. Run along now, bitch.

[setkoto]

craving for lovo vuaka now.best we had in savusavu police barracks-1972 to 1975.should have mentioned "paradise" savusavu.

[MrDon1984]

fiji's maaaaaad butcher...hahaha

[semsp8]

hahahahahaaaa......damn clasik shit saraga...n da music...haaa....duno wat to say

[mara723]

I tHink i'm gonna be a vegeterian now... but the lady with the gap in her font teeth was gorge! funny though

[malakekido]

this video is hillarious ONLY IN FIJI

[gerryh22]

haha

I live in Fiji, and that's a typical local-made commercial. Classic.

[devenald]

LOL I LOVE FIJI IS.

[baronvonsauna]

i've been to fiji and thats what work life is really like there.

[FO1FIVEN]

This vid made me hungry.

[kavapower]

this is way old.the particular packaging isn't around anymore.why would they show this shit on TV

[stuckIN801]

*Note to self- Never eat meat in Fiji!

[drumstuhfarianz]

wahahahahah!!!!

[EliteBus]

i luv this! all of fijis people into one commericial

[Joelyn22]

you're right...ONLY IN FIJI..

[wildgeese2]

hihihihi... i'm never eating those damm fiji meat sausages again, looks like putting on a condom.... TRY TIME, hihihihi only in fiji

[bulamoce]

ummmmmmmmmmmm thats like so fucking chat

[mumsies]

I thought ads were supposed to grab the audience. This one did the opposite.Who choreographed this ad?? It's a crime to take advantage of the disabled:-)

[anthony4449]

Reminds me of one of those 60's ads....mmmm

[kaoskongo]

crap this was probably was banned TV...but then again, judging by the quality of the advert, the hairstyle of some of the people, and the fact that this advert was present on video rentals, i'd say this was done in the TV-less days of the 80's lol

[Fiji2006]

AHAHAHA, ive never seen this ad before! it was probably banned by the TV ;-p