Fuck, I only managed 58 seconds, can't bear it any longer.
I've seen some freaky shit in my days, I've seen a pig have a fight with a cow, hell fallout 3 with those wierd octipus things and giant scorpions was creepy enough.
This, this just wasn't fair. I wasn't ready for this. My mind is full of fuck and it's all your fault.
IT'S OK. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED TO SLEEP TONIGHT OR ANYTHING
It takes the mind of a geniuos and several beers to come up with touhou. ZUN cannot be created nor destroyed for he is god himself. To allow for balance ZUN created an american version of himself that we know today as Chuck Norris. Thus ZUN is the ultimate creator of all that is Epic.
No further questions for that would be questioning god himself.. @_@
In the beginning there was ZUN, and he was bored, so he created the beer, ZUN tasted the beer, and it was good... Then he got drunk
But ZUN then realized that there were no overpowered lolis in this world, so he created Gensokyo, ZUN gazed upon the lolis, which were now throw suns at each other, and it was good... Then he got drunk again
At the beginning was Yukari Yakumo, and She was sleeping. When she woke up, She saw there was nothing except her. So She decided to create the world. She thought about it for a full day, then She got bored. So on the day before the first day, Yukari Yakumo created God, and so speaketh to Him: "Could you please take care of all this Creation business for me? I feel kinda sleepy". And so God created the world, while Yujari went back to sleep.
So Yukari slept for 9001 days (yes, that long) and then woke up and gazed upon her (well, God's) creation. And she proclaimed so, "Gee, it sure is boring around here". And so dissatisfied with God's work, she phased herself to another empty dimension, and created a new world herself. And thus Gensokyo was born.
In the beginning there was ZUN, and he was bored and Sober. He disliked His state of Sobriety, and decided to partake of the Beer. Cured of His Sobriety, He decided to create Gensokyo in His Drunken revelry.
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... No comment?
agenticex 6 days ago
I knew it was a Nuclear Fusion remix, but I didn't understand what the video was doing until the twin sun moment, and then it hit me.
And this is beautiful.
NicksNameGoesHere 1 week ago
Lol!!!
Love it xDDDDDD
Sinesgaitz 1 week ago
this is genius
resroad 1 week ago
Is that... Utsuhos dad? D:
theMeric 2 weeks ago
That was really weird.
TeamToont 2 weeks ago
Dubstep lml
TheGamer529 2 weeks ago
Drumbass lml
TheGamer529 2 weeks ago
??? =/
rensacho 2 weeks ago
A 59-year-old man with a drum and a little girl with a nuclear reactor walk into a bar in hell's kitchen...
wampapup 2 weeks ago
O_o what the ... ?
Luigi100ism 3 weeks ago
i went pchuun many times on this damn fight untill i get it done
Guedez 4 weeks ago
Okuu's*
LemonMeringueFox 1 month ago
This is the reason why plus theme scares me. This video literally gave me a nightmare e.e
LemonMeringueFox 1 month ago
☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢ 腹筋崩壊注意!!
☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢
meupistolm4 1 month ago
怖い...
gdinod512002 1 month ago
Sarda found his way to gensokyo?
VanitasToAqua 1 month ago
oh my god. THIS is SA lunatic mode?!
ComicTiger811 2 months ago
requesting this remix! the drum is just too killer!!
xepher480 2 months ago
☢ MISSION!! ☢ MISSION!! ☢ MISSION!! ☢ MISSION!! ☢ MISSION!! ☢
Shintear 2 months ago
You're awesome, mystic drum dude. BUT... you're not as awesome as Reiuji.
DryPsylocibin 2 months ago
Yep, he's a wizard.
TheAdyakati 2 months ago
Oh darn. In my quest for remixes, I ended up in THAT part of Youtube again...
ronthecyborg 3 months ago 5
omg
ShionChanky 3 months ago
my mind was rape!
TheChino360 3 months ago
☢CAUTION☢CAUTION☢CAUTION☢CAUTION☢CAUTION☢
koba2023sato 3 months ago
手が挙がるだけで俺の腹筋が割れるなんてさすが神(59)だ。
kattenishirokuma1911 3 months ago
片手が動いた瞬間腹筋しんだ
love016852 4 months ago
片手でヨシキを凌駕
curewindy2 4 months ago
ルナティックってレベルじゃねえだろ、これ(笑)。
likenoberu429 4 months ago
絶対勝てねえ!www
thunder553 6 months ago
IS DUMBLEDORE.
MimiruHachune 6 months ago 3
What the hell did I just watch? O_O
TNTColonel 7 months ago 30
Ear rape
firetoy465 8 months ago
..What the heck I just watched? xD
czzdarda7 8 months ago
I can't believe this exists.
Kikunusuke 8 months ago
I can't belive this exists.
Kikunusuke 8 months ago
this is the freakiest shit ever, but that ending...... *shudders*
breadthebutter 8 months ago
ROFL XD
Inkie99 9 months ago
勝てる気がしねぇのぜ
kanchisu 9 months ago
I tried doing that to my snare drum.
.....Not a very good idea.
theguywhomadehistory 9 months ago
ネ申wwまさにネ申wwww
IKEuserKariumu 9 months ago
that drum is being hitted by it self
vampireofdeath12 10 months ago
Trippy as HELL.
pie625 10 months ago
And yea, the LORD proclaimed that ZUN ART IS BEST ART, and the fans saw that it was so.
FourthDerivative 10 months ago
holy shit
i have found the best video on the internet
holy shit
OfficerJordan 10 months ago
anyway...i wasn't planning spleeping tonight
royokihokage 11 months ago
IM SCARED.
xRinKaenbyou 1 year ago 22
@xRinKaenbyou I just read your name and bursted out into laughter!
Ingicrali 2 weeks ago
Featured on TV Tropes! =D
DarkKetzerisch 1 year ago
What.... the.... heck? XD This was awesome!
findlay27 1 year ago
What in the name of fuck I just watched? Giygas trolled the internet?
killyh 1 year ago
@killyh this would be god playing the stage 6 final boss theme of utsuho reiuji from touhou 11 subterranian animism
narusasu444 10 months ago
WTF.
KusanagiTsurugi 1 year ago
IT'S UNZAN
no, i guess not...
"And ZUN looked upon Gensokyo, and it was good."
Shintear 1 year ago 2
59 is my new god!
fdxpunk 1 year ago 3
why does it say mission and not warning?
fdxpunk 1 year ago
Fuck, I only managed 58 seconds, can't bear it any longer.
I've seen some freaky shit in my days, I've seen a pig have a fight with a cow, hell fallout 3 with those wierd octipus things and giant scorpions was creepy enough.
This, this just wasn't fair. I wasn't ready for this. My mind is full of fuck and it's all your fault.
IT'S OK. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED TO SLEEP TONIGHT OR ANYTHING
marluxene 1 year ago
@marluxene i could show you worse videos like Touhou - Overdrive! (Full Remix Version)
fdxpunk 1 year ago
@fdxpunk
You mean the one which doesn't stop at the affected area but goes deep inside and aaaah aaaaaaah aaahn? That final undongein?
I remember how trippy it was. Crazier than anything drugs could do to you.
gigaslave 1 year ago 2
@marluxene i mean as freaky i love it its awesome but you should watch it.
fdxpunk 1 year ago
Is like Mc Roll whit Okuu theme and a strange guy...
Isidora100 1 year ago
if this is god, i believe in him so much then
spikehamer2 1 year ago 6
Who is that guy...??? This is really funny though...
Anyone else feel McRolled?
narutoninjutsu 1 year ago
@narutoninjutsu This would have to be 59Rolled
ttdr10 1 year ago
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeee......
Blackrunestol 1 year ago
This is what happens when you play Subterranean Animism on LSD.
LordKelenar 1 year ago 3
wtf did i just watch....
shadowsmiley 1 year ago 5
神ですねw
zyanpu1 1 year ago
It takes the mind of a geniuos and several beers to come up with touhou. ZUN cannot be created nor destroyed for he is god himself. To allow for balance ZUN created an american version of himself that we know today as Chuck Norris. Thus ZUN is the ultimate creator of all that is Epic.
No further questions for that would be questioning god himself.. @_@
DJstagen 1 year ago
1:03 Okuu's Nuclear Fusion Dojo Dance 8D
KonataStar00 1 year ago
WTF IS THIS
13rawk 1 year ago
² tgm
*god mode enabled*
XD
royokihokage 1 year ago
holly crappppppppp, this is so f*&king awesome! Its cool how there are so many versions of this song.
MusiqheadRadio 1 year ago
☢CAUTION☢
GOD MODE IS ACTIVATED!
DjHika111 1 year ago 5
and then chuck norris created ZUN to his image
lordslifer666 1 year ago
@lordslifer666 but Chuck doesn't looks like ZUN, so Chuck can't be god nor could he create ZUN!
Sarrg 1 year ago
@Sarrg chuck created ZUN so ZUN could make epic games
ZUN made himself ZUN is his own creator and father ...and i dont now anymore wtf im saying
lordslifer666 1 year ago
omg whats happening @_@
SuperSpicyPineapple 1 year ago
This is so funny lolololol
unit664 1 year ago
Caution! God is playing epic Touhou melody on drum! Caution!
x69xSeraphisse 1 year ago
@bazzralic this is a MINDFUCK! xD
BKLoCo911 1 year ago
...what the hell am I looking at?
BoardGuest 1 year ago
what is this i dont under
Bazzralic 1 year ago
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Vallyel 1 year ago
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sei3515 1 year ago
MISSION!
aznr4v3m4st3r 1 year ago 6
wat
rake483 1 year ago
0:59 best part :D ....59....
devilozo 1 year ago 3
The conception has gone mad.
However, there is an image of the character.
sasakisho2005 2 years ago 2
I have no idea what it was I just watched.
I must be careful where I let TVTropes take me.
pikamario99 2 years ago 37
You've just watched Number 59 playing Nuclear Fusion on his drums while impersonating Utsuho Reiuji's Spell Cards.
geeraija 2 years ago
I cannot believe how awesome that is... those guys on niconico just rule.
geeraija 2 years ago 3
I have to say this:
MISSI⑥N!!
NeotyKairyu2 2 years ago 4
In the beginning there was ZUN, and he was bored, so he created the beer, ZUN tasted the beer, and it was good... Then he got drunk
But ZUN then realized that there were no overpowered lolis in this world, so he created Gensokyo, ZUN gazed upon the lolis, which were now throw suns at each other, and it was good... Then he got drunk again
jagus12 2 years ago 21
You and the Video totaly made my day xD
Thanks for the awesomeness
cirno01 1 year ago
0:46 Is this where Puremrz got the idea for 59 Flare in his Koishi Hell 2 Danmakufu script?
NeotyKairyu2 2 years ago
Partly it did :P
w00tcake 2 years ago
lol danmaku heads
myfree090 2 years ago
神弾幕wwww
toorupin 2 years ago
someone needs to do some danmufuku spells using this guy.
alphamone 2 years ago
...what?
AnimeRagnarok 2 years ago
Literal LOL'd
rgzdev 2 years ago
WOW
roxorsoxor 2 years ago
WHAT THE HECK XDDD
shadowthunder 2 years ago
トキは新たに太鼓を極めました
yamibou567 2 years ago
lol why is 59 so popular
TaofD 2 years ago 4
because he's friggin God.
I'm so glad someone made this film so that things like this could be made.
Lactose723 2 years ago 2
@TaofD
He looks like god.
VVSuikaIbukiVV 1 year ago
WHAT DUH FUDGE?? O.e
i laughed so hard. X'D
craziest remix of Utsuho's theme I'VE ever heard. o.e XD
ShiranuiMidna 2 years ago 2
I came 3 times
Kramsberry 2 years ago 2
Fission Mailed.
Archimonde259 2 years ago
†mission†! God attack !†mission†
PrincessPeach789 2 years ago 3
Why does this always happen to me, when i surf internet for more than 2 hours.
Louhila 2 years ago 25
That pretty much sums up how I got here.
khrrck967 2 years ago
And on the eighth day God said let their be Touhou; and there was Touhou. And God looked upon Touhou, and it was good.
vorpalseraph 2 years ago 249
You got it wrong.
At the beginning was Yukari Yakumo, and She was sleeping. When she woke up, She saw there was nothing except her. So She decided to create the world. She thought about it for a full day, then She got bored. So on the day before the first day, Yukari Yakumo created God, and so speaketh to Him: "Could you please take care of all this Creation business for me? I feel kinda sleepy". And so God created the world, while Yujari went back to sleep.
Archimonde259 2 years ago 10
So Yukari slept for 9001 days (yes, that long) and then woke up and gazed upon her (well, God's) creation. And she proclaimed so, "Gee, it sure is boring around here". And so dissatisfied with God's work, she phased herself to another empty dimension, and created a new world herself. And thus Gensokyo was born.
Archimonde259 2 years ago 7
In the beginning there was ZUN, and he was bored and Sober. He disliked His state of Sobriety, and decided to partake of the Beer. Cured of His Sobriety, He decided to create Gensokyo in His Drunken revelry.
gigaslave 2 years ago 174
@vorpalseraph brilliant sir, simply brilliant
1337airspartan 1 year ago
WTF!XD
00Hito00 2 years ago 3
God-rolled!
narocroc 2 years ago
1:04
lol at the "nuclear fusion dojo" referance.
alphamone 2 years ago 12
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
This is awesome :'D
KrazyCatQueen 2 years ago 2
Divine retribution!
Northbergh 2 years ago 3
† MISSION!!† MISSION!!†
Healzer 2 years ago 16
Funny part is that in the actual video of "1 to 100", the old man only appeared for a split second.
gyojo2000 2 years ago 9
I rage'd.
Then I lul'd.
DefiantKamatis 2 years ago 2