"You Never Can Tell"

[Vladdyboy]

russians are always drunk.

[Ichbindersohn]

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!



[bfg1996]

English motha fucka you speak it??!!

[bfg1996]

@bfg1996 just joking dont get offended.

[birobiro889]

@bfg1996 pulp fiction ! dont you get it !?

[hanubisphoto]

beautyfull woman

[DjDreadlockdown]

Looks like "Vincent" is drinking a $5 Shake. :L

[germansuse]

This girl looks like Selma Blair, thought at first it was her.

[edwinbish]

я блюйю !!! ...

[TheNakedSkydiver]

haha im half way through, why am i still watching it?!

[Hungarianication87]

this is very coool :)

[UncleErnie71]

Christ almighty, cultural barriers exist for a reason!

[Hippie69guy]

FACEPALM

[bloodtimer]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

[Qmahano]

дерьмо

[the2009guy]

I don't know what's to dislike here, i don't speak Russian and i loved it

[Trachilify]

NO WAY!!!

[bbonk1000]

facepalm######################­##############

[valurox]

Amusant... très amusant ! Mais bien nul .... On dirait un film de max Pecas de chez nous. Mauvais succédané.... Même pour une parodie ... rien de drole !

[SandefjordFotball]

Its a very bad sign when you have to dub this classic.. Here is an idea. You should start to teach english in schools. Ingles, anglaise, englisch, английский, Αγγλικά, Engels, 英語, tiếng Anh, and so on.

[lalita5551]

@SandefjordFotball It is not a kind of classic dub, it is not even translation. It is just a parody, good parody, kind parody, nothing offencive, with all respect to the classic scene. How to explain you? Mmmmm...... Anyway, to understand this show part and to leave comments, it's not we who should start to teach English at scools, but you who should learn Russian.

[Rustina61]

The guy with the trophy is the best part. It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well.

[belindalikescookies]

cant be bothered to read all the comments but r people against this video because its in russian?! thats just ridiculous. how much do people really know about the life in another country they never visited? dont be brainwashed by western media.

i think its good and show respect for the original as well. no idea what it says tho. :)

[zosia456]

@belindalikescookies

i'm from russia and i think this video is bullshit

the text they sing has nothing to do with the original one, it has nearly no sense, it's stupid and horrible)

[LukeTheFisher]

Thumbs up if you think the song sucks but still watched the video 'cause the chick is super hot

[shades2]

lol

[CoffeeFlavoredMilk]

this is bullshit.

[666husar]

:you never can tell" bout russians artists anything bad,theyre just following their age :P

[the2009guy]

maybe if it was in english then...

[kl0om]

This sucks ASS!

[cleteconnor]

"Say что Again! I motherfuckin dare you!"

[MsMydaisy]

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Russia?

[unimatrix0101]

WHO IS SHE?? She's so beautiful!

[ArmenianFromArmenia]

that dude is Dmitri Dyuzhev from brigada.grat film by the way

[etulia2010]

Жуть

[BawonSamndi]

looks like a porno

[colpetne]

pulp fiction in russia.....must suck

[conceptmk4]

Thumbs up if you think this suxxxxx.

[N0GGINB0NKER]

@conceptmk4 This girls 1000 times hotter than Uma, but yea I agree, the song sucks in russian.

[leonidbrain]

@conceptmk4 Its supposed to. This is a parody.

[Fosfitun]

Menuda cara de zorrón tiene Mia.

[1poiuztrewq2]

@Andy66Andy66

She's no match for Uma.

[ahz123]

@1poiuztrewq2 But she's still pretty smokin'

[CrazyScientistTV]

Freaky

[pofreak1]

Genial. absolute Klasse.

Das soll erst mal jemand besser nachmachen.

[Aylingater77]

English Motherfuckers, DO YOU SPEAK IT !?!?



[twashballur]

...wut?

[petemeis234]

I am KGB. Going to arrest dancers. Is Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti. Funny parody. Had KGB laughing. In original, they should have finished song. Big disappointment.

Would not kick chick out of bed for eating caviar. Much cuter than Uma. Nicer feet.

[7jaryan7]

@petemeis234 weird

[ImJimmbo]

kill me please

[WOSHIYEBO]

WTF is this shit ？

[LeeAlienremarK]

Oh Fuck!

[amirnightmare]

otlichno zdelana.... zachet!

[genjutsugaara]

wad da fuck is this

[aguacan]

please anyone play the medieval whit their fucking sorte of white assholes , fuck them ( i did´t watch the entrire shit this)

[pawel19830724]

what the f..ck is this?

[hifromrussia]

а при чем тут ургант

[Rustina61]

The singers are very good....it sounds like the male dancer singing, not sure if it's the lady dancer singing.

[russalochka87]

hahahaha they're making fun of pulp fiction lmao

[Wiguena]

todas putas, incluida sandra

[SirDcitykity]

Can't understand a word, but love the parody

[MrFaneh]

The song made the whole movie worth it

[darkabott]

omg wtf seit ihr nicht acker. wer immer das gepostet hat fu

[fuckryou]

Really nice, why don't you guys add texts in English?

[SeelenloserLord]

Ist da jemand neidisch weil seine Filmindustrie (fast) nur Kot produziert?

[MrJhnsnjjkustoms]

fail!

[MrAhmad505]

viva barca

visca Catalonia

forca barcelona

[AlexTimification]

@Andy66Andy66 Ich kann=) Ohne Probleme

[jimbodable]

Fkn hillarious when you cant understand it! You haters should stfu and just chuckle!

[jimbodable]

Bahaha! wish i knew wtf they were sayin!

[sorouw]

shit



[MrRonaldorealmadrid]

ENGLISH MOTHERF*UCKER ,DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!?!

[practicalwhacktical]

@MrRonaldorealmadrid LMAO! AWESOME!

[eveesotara]

@MrRonaldorealmadrid Hm, so I can speak, read and write 5 languages. what languages​do you speak, smartass?

[MrRonaldorealmadrid]

@eveesotara you re stupid ! this quote "english mothefucker do you speak it?" is in the original pulp fiction

[eveesotara]

@MrRonaldorealmadrid oh, of course I am, but even better than a gobshite- I´m sorry, that I did not read intently oO indeed it is embarrassing, cause I´m a fan of tarantino

[talesofhorror1]

TRy again

[SuperChecox]

its just a rip off from pulp fiction

[jimbodable]

@SuperChecox derr im superchex....derr i can tell a rip off.......derrrrrrr!

[krik74877487]

hhhhhhh its in Russian, its from new year show

[666thesnowman]

at 0:50 he says "Olaf Meifren Sergai" :D

and he was right.... they are

[emimichan007]

actually the choreography is rather good but … that's all.

[xardos777]

Очередной говновысер отечественных укуренных в говно сценаристов.

п.с. пародия хуйня

[Irene1vd]

@xardos777

Ну и дебил

[xardos777]

@Irene1vd иди на хуй! оценки говорят сами за себя так что не пизди и смотри дальше подобную блювотину!!!

[katerinaang]

what the hell is this?

[volltreffer82]

what the fuck?

[Irene1vd]

@volltreffer82

wtf is your head?

[practicalwhacktical]

In Soviet Russia, fiction pulps you.

[AlexTimification]

@practicalwhacktical Заебали, пидары, это давно не советский союз!! Пытаешься быть прикольным, лопух нахуй?

[RumplestilsKinDandy]

She... is... so... RUSSIAN

[juliannaroses]

Wtf? What is this?

[eveesotara]

they´re so fucking damn hot! и я все понимаю . NO it´s not stupid, cause it´s only comedy, Don't be silly! americans are so snooty

[eveesotara]

they´re so fucking damn hot! и я все понимаю . NO it´s not stupid, cause it´s only comedy, Don't be silly! americans are so snooty

[1obiwankenobi]

subtitlessssssssssssssssssssss­ssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[glennandrew]

Pulp Fictionov



[frugowy]

@glennandrew

haha ;D

[RainbootsArtwork]

Pulp fiction...?

[MrPlayLol]

bitches

[CtrolokDoncov]

aww man dude. im so proud of my russianess but this is really fuckin embarrasing

[alexia513]

what. the. fuck.

[KhmerD0g]

the babe is so hot. she is prettier than the real Pulp Fiction

[frugowy]

@KhmerD0g

exactly ! :D

[FetaCheese222]

I don't... not... like this.

[nataneraser]

looks like a parody xD

[Missmmkr3]

0.o...why

[CanadaDan7]

Omfg he isn't even twisting. Such a half-assed effort. This is god awful!

[Ruskinja8]

For make stop all stupid reactions: it's a habitual russian show for New Year. By tradition of this show they take songs from others (singers, films etc) and sing it on russian with modified lyrics. They don't care if it's very close or not to original, the point is that people recognize what it is and lyrics (that you don't understand) re more important. It's only for distract people. Nobody will never do better than in original song.

[661Sunshine]

@Ruskinja8 don t even bother, these americans r too stupid

[GiorgiPoliaskas]

govno! pidarasi!!!! konchennie& paradisti pidarsti

[gokurotfl]

It looks like a cheap commercial.

[pedrosaude88]

Pulp Fiction: funniest movie ever made, best movie ever made, and nice video even in russian you can feel the feeling if u know what i mean...

[Cobra111653]

Great

[SCordeliaB]

LOL wtf

[youngducky6]

Chuck Berry is rolling over in his grave.

[kleinebudde]

@youngducky6 WTF Chuck Berry is not dead (yet).

[youngducky6]

@kleinebudde I know, he's going to be 85 in Oct. It was a (bad) joke. I have a notoriously crap sense of humor.

[ttabbachino]

@youngducky6 he aint dead yet lol

[TravoltaNewtonJohn]

Trop nuuuuul

[johnpnoop]

The Pulp Fiction version is way better. This is not so good.

[jigovani]

This is from a russian new year program.

[spaceodity3d]

Qué ridiculez.

[EdwinZiberg]

Great !

[amer401]

fuck yuooooooooooooo

[LvnAction]

More entertaining than the original.

[Lagsism]

ADORABLE! she is gorgeous and he is HOT!thanks razpoo10!

[chepirek23]

really bad ....

[HannahCBH]

yeah this is stupid

[mitsan1]

Афигителньо в тему попали.Молодци. А поклонникам фильлма , ну не надо так строго .

[russalochka87]

...for those who are Russian haters...this clip was created to make FUN of pulp fiction...a.k.a make of fun of assholes who hate Russian Drunkers? learn how to spell before you criticize

[jimbodable]

@russalochka87 Not a hater here! This is funny as hell! Wish i understood it! lmao

[jimbodable]

Anastacia is HOT!

[pianolover1986]

stupid!

[therodz8]

Hey, I thought it was pretty good. It was original, they both sang the song where as Uma Thurman and John Travolta did not sing at all. I really enjoyed this short film. The girl has heavenly eyes... I like to know her name, she's gorgeous.

[EvtimDjerekarov]

I mean making stupid comments about the Russian language in my post below.

[EvtimDjerekarov]

I think that people that do not understand Russian should learn it before attempting to comment Russian videos. Doing otherwise is a demonstration of ultimate stupidity :).

Peace

[drogbicc]

OMG FUCK RUSSIANS !! STUPID VODKA DRUNKERS !!

[cyberyamazaki]

ENGLISHMOTHERFUCKER! do you speak it? ▲

▲ ▲

[ToRnIkEE66]

what the fuck?! of course this is russian !

[muijnckj]

damn that vuvuzela option isn't anymore....

[Rustina61]

Almost 511,000 views and climbing....

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

for some reason which is TOTALLY beyond me i enjoyed this

[Iris8705]

ugh... they're trying to redo the scene in "Pulp Fiction." I just watched that movie the other day. just go watch the movie clip.

[Lehnsher]

This actually deserves a WTF bomb at the end.

[kristinadk]

um, that's not catherine zeta jones...this girl is a famous russian singer, Natalia Ilinichna Ionova. her stage name is glukoza

[mikebass64]

um gottes willen....wat ne scheisse!!!!!

[boomchikatchi]

this makes me wanna cry

[TheRWJfan4life]

pulp fiction> this ^99 , WTH is this.... 

[SibirVlad]

шо это за хрень??? не стыдно всяку каку выкладывать?(((

[jmt62]

kind of shooting

[jmt62]

just wonderfull :-) i likke to shoot then, but i a finn

[herpesarefun]

LAAAAAAME

[Flippyfisher]

fuck russia

[Aslanwolv]

russian stupid show!!

[Joeli888]

This the rape. 

[CaptainRumi]

WTF? :D:D

[chardog406]

what many fail to realize is that doing covers pays tribute to all the great artists of the past.some are good others not so much.what matters it that they are doing it while others whine about it.

[anesthetize1me]

fuck that shit, only idiots try to copy pieces of art

[Rustina61]

And may I add...OH YEAH !!!!

[Rustina61]

Now why can't I dance like that ???

[shagingmaster35]

goddammit..

[indieboy26]

I feel embarrassed .... so corrrrrrrrny!

[83226505]

What is this crap?

[Mazza4Azza]

@83226505

LOL XD

[nanycoy]

@83226505 french i think

[degeschichtsbuch]

@nanycoy

french ?!

did you even read the description ?! xD :

"another musical number from a Russian holiday show from 2006"

I am not sure but this might be russian -.-'

[VisualVVatcher]

@83226505 It's crap. (You asked)

[spambott1]

Yikes, Chuck Berry, where are you?

[jensmoon]

schöne augen hat die dame, miau

[TheGenitalGrinder]

neko govno

[Meijersrust]

I think this is great, ( don't understand a word - but what the hell) she is exeptional, and damm good looking, very seductive. lots of fun!

[DimakinRUS]

@Meijersrust fucking russian new year video! IM FUCKIN HATE IT!

[Irene1vd]

@DimakinRUS

You are fucking bastard and antisemite! She is Jew!

[DimakinRUS]

@Irene1vd what the fuck are you talking about?!fuck you

[highwaystar1989]

Позор России!

[ciechantrial]

haha russian idiots :)

[evilbart66]

This isnt so bad

[TheBenny402]

@evilbart66 you re ríght man

[Rustina61]

Aw c'mon, it's funny ! The man looks like he's rather be somewhere else, the woman looks like she's have a good time. So sit back and enjoy.

[JKrten1]

Watching these two really brings home how good Uma Thurmon and John Travolta were in Pulp Fiction.

[bo678se]

WTF ??