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  • yo mama is so tall she hits her head on the moon when she sits down

  • lil tako

  • lil' tako

  • Some ppl that coment momma jokes....teally fuking suk at it

  • lil' tako

  • Yo mamas so fat when she jumps off the diving board ay the pool wearing a yellow bathing suit a kid says "mommy mommy the suns goin down"

  • yoh mama is so stupid that she sold her car to afford the gas! ^^

  • Mazokii i got to a mit that was funny

  • Your mama so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

    Your mama is so ugly she make the onions cry!

    Your mama is so dumb she thought that taco bell was a mexican phone company!

    Your mama is so fat when she jumped she caused an earthquake to Haiti!

    Your mama is so stupid she tripped into a wirless phone!

    I have lots more!

  • Monikka  for sure

  • yo mama so old her pic in the bible

  • @MellyBabii47 there is no pics in the bible in the kids bible ?

  • Yo... If I was his mama I wud be ashame for him making this video

  • Wtfis wrong with people? Every 'yo mamma joke battle' u had to say a fucking yo mamma joke of your own. WTF MAN?!?!?!?!

  • lil tako

  • lil tako

  • lil tako

  • lil tako

    

  • yhu mama so skinny she used floss fo' ass wipe!!

  • yo mama so fat when she wore her red dress kid will shout"hey there's coolade

  • yo' mamma so long that when she did a cartwheel,she kicked jesus in the mouth with her big toe.

  • Yo momma so stupid that when she named her house butt and her son crack she said I looked all over my butt and can't find my crack

  • yo mamma so creamy i squezzed her pussy on my door

  • fake and gay

  • your mama is so stupid she had u....

  • lil tako

  • U guyz suk heres a good one...Ur mama is so fat she stepped on a scale and Buzz Lightyear popped out and said "INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!!"

  • Yo mamas so fat she sat on the bible jesus came out and said LET MY PEOPLE BE FREE!!!

  • neither

  • neither!! THERE BOTH LAME

  • your a wannabe.. i got one your moma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck

  • lil tako

  • i got one yo mamma so f

    at not even dora can explore her :D

  • tako's dead now -_- i guess monikka.

  • I fken love Lil Tako

  • Monikka

    

  • R.I.P be lil tako

  • Lil Tako duh

  • LOL your mamma is so old that when she went to class there was no history.

  • WATEVVEEEEEEERRRR....

  • RIP lil tako

  • lil tako all the way

    

  • disturbin lil tako is fine but monnikka she/he is i cant explain but

  • Yo mamas breath stinks so bad it smells like 2 skunks under her tounge gambling

  • yo mama so short, she makes u feel tall

  • Monika !!! Your mama is so fat when she had a baby it tuned the wholw world upsisde down

  • Yo mama so ghetto she use toilet paper to mop the house.

  • Monikka!!!(:

  • Monikka( Yo momma so stupid she tired to put M&M's in alphabet order

  • *Monikka*your moma is so stupid she's stupid !!!! Ohhhhh

  • yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said wait for 2 more years

  • yo mama so smaal that when she jumped off the curb she died

  • yo mama so fat that homless people sleep in her rolls bitch

  • yo mama so fat she got other small fat women orbiting her...

  • YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE LOOK LIKE YOU

  • monikka *FOR SHURRE*

  • Monnika

  • monikka

    

  • yo mamma so mexican that she turned into a churro during she rolloed down the sand

  • yo mamma is so fat they took a picture of her in cristmas it would be printing out right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  • lil tako is better

  • bbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooo sucks

  • monikka

  • thumbs up if you think yo mama jokes arent funny anymore

  • The last joke put lil tako in the lead

  • Monikka

  • Ill with monikka

  • I'm gonna have to go with monikka

  • lmaoooo "iim gonaa eat yuhhhhhh!~" dey foolin with dey wack asses!

  • you guys suck

  • lol monikka

    

  • haha monikaa

  • are mexican couse you sound like it

    eres mexicano o que ablas como uno

  • your mum is so poor she cant pay attention. reply if u think it is good !!!!!!!!

  • Lil tako

  • monikka

    

  • monikka

    

  • monikka

    

  • yo mamas like a brick , flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans, :D

  • yo mamma so fat that she needs cheat codes for wii fit !!!

  • @arthurodinn frod dont copy yomama

  • lil taco

  • Monikka

  • lil tako!!!

  • LIL TAKO

  • lil tako

  • Yo momma is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

  • LiL' Taco

  • Your mama is stupid she needs SHaneDawson to clean her shit

  • yo momma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter

  • you mama so stupid when she saw a yellow bus she said ''Stop that twinkie!!!!"

  • Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she asked yo mama to move.

  • yo momma is a shotgun it only take 1 cock for her to blow byach

  • lil taco

  • lil tako

    

  • LIL taco wins for me

  • monikka lol she is so hilarious

  • Monikka xD She's funny as ell :o not hell, I said ell

  • @mandylol100 you going to hell

  • Monikka!!

  • MONIKKA!!

    

  • hahaha the last one made my day xD

  • monikka

  • lil tako wins

  • you moma is so retarded when she saw justin bieber she screamed thats my girl

    your moma is so fat she walked in front of a car and ate it

    you moma is so fat she walked in a store and the customers said OMG A NEW FOOD SHELF

    Your mom is so retarded she fucked a girl instead

    you moma is such a looser when she went to school she touched everybody

    your moma is so dirty she put dirt on herself to get clean

  • your moma is so fat when she looked in the mirror she said im the hottest model in the FUCKING WORLD!!!!

    your mom is so fat when she saw santa crying she puked out all the presents

    your mom is so poor when she tried to live in a box the cops took it for being so damn ugly in the streets

    yo mama is so rasist she told a black person did u sit in the back of the oven?

    you mom is so fat even monika couldnt see the sun

    your moma is so stupid she made fun of her self

  • Yo mamma so fat her nickname is lardo1

  • Monikka

  • i pik bothhhh

  • Monkia

  • lil taco is epic, "Her Bagina"

  • lil taco

  • what everrrrrrrrrr monika wins

  • lil tako

  • Monikka

    

  • lil tako

  • funny

  • monikka win

  • i vote for lil tako not monikka

  • lil tako wins

  • Monica

  • monikka

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  • Yo momma is so Mexican she's been living in the U.S for 25 yrs and she's still illegal Hahaha

  • monika

  • lil tako

  • monikka was the funniest

  • lil tako! that vagina one made me cry :D

  • lil tako

  • Lil tako

  • i think lil taco 1 he the fuckin beast yo

  • lil tako

  • Yo mama is so fat she uses a paintroller as lipstick.

  • monika looks lesbian

  • lil tako!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lil tako won hardcore

  • yo mama so fat her blood type was rocky road

  • Momma Farted And Earthquake Started And A Nuclear Bomb Blew Up, The Sky Went Red Onision's Dead And Whys Shane Dawson Holding A Gun? lol Hehehehehe

  • Those any one know yo momma so hairy jokes???

  • monika

  • your ma ma is so fat when she was sky diving over japan they yelled atomic bomb

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  • lil tako

    

  • im gonna eat u.................... lol

  • monikka wins lol

  • yo mamma is so old she was the dj at the bostin tea party

  • yo mama is so stupid she stuck up 2 batteries up her ass and said "I GOT THE POWER"!!!

  • lil tako 

  • lil'"tako is better monikka is gay 

  • monikka

  • press nine realy fast the guy sounds like a bike horn.

  • the dude has my back all the way

  • MONIKKA IS WIERL LIKING ONN HER TIDY AND LIL TAKO IS KOOL

  • lil tako is better

  • yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry

  • Lil' Tako

  • yo momma is so old she has God in her yearbook

  • yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged

  • Yo moma so stupied she went to the military to see solda boy

  • yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

  • yo mama's so stupid, that she didnt no the recipie to make ice

  • Lil' Tako

  • i got somen for u monika yo mama is sooo fat she triped over walmart tumbeld over wegmens and landed on target

  • he said bagina

  • Monica Wins(:

  • yo mama is so old she has an autograph by Jesus in the Bible

  • yo mama so stupid, she had you

  • LOOK at 2:14

  • MONIKA

  • TOO HARD TO CHOOSE

  • your mamma is stupid she studied for a pregnancy test

  • ur momma is so dirty she makes mud look clean n monikka wins she/he is funny

  • Yo mama's glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!

  • Yo mama is so old, when she went to school there was no history class!

  • yo mama so ugly her dildo needs viagra

  • Your mom so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent

    I win :)

  • yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl!

  • Monnika is like so messed lol