Mastering Swedish lesson 1

[iCakeify]

Han är ute på en åker och åker!

[heilsandra]

hahaha pro !! :P

[MultiJman01]

va?



[dzhabrail92]

The voice sounds much like Clarkson, but Clarkson's voice is a bit more older to me)))

[dorkbrigade]

LOL this is hilarious xDD

[Nemieri]

died of laughter

[Joragomiman]

wow what a dumbass

[trisiti]

Jeremy fucking Clarkson.

[Tokfrjant]

Är det Jeremy Clarkson? Sounds like him! :)

[denntal]

Sound like Jeremy Clarkson!:D

[JompzHD]

HAHAHHA :D actually i`m swedish :P 

[4cinebox]

fasch wie schwiizertüütsch

[Walich93]

So funny guy! :D

[RockinBeaver]

LOL AWESOME!!!

[Skywalker91]

2:15 - That was the EASY version. The real version (which I encountered when I was six, and which I really couldn't understand without an explanation) was "Far, får får får?" "Nej, får får inte får, får får lamm."

[Lurrena]

LMAO!!!!

[Benvakt]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Problem Swedes?

[Hallelujahkay]

@Benvakt nope.

[Benvakt]

@Hallelujahkay k.

[Davelinsky]

@Benvakt Nop not really

[Benvakt]

@Davelinsky k.

[soard003]

Haha, I'm swedish andi think it sounds strange (when swedish people talks swedish) xD

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO USE THESE SENTENSES? XD <3

[Hallelujahkay]

@soard003 Always,

sentences, mannen det finns google ;)

[soard003]

@Hallelujahkay

bläää, förlåt mig för att jag inte kan stava t de :(

[soard003]

btw e jag en tjej så kalla mig helst inte mannen :)

[lavinen500]

at 5:20, he is not speaking like an old man, he is speaking in a dialect used in Northern Sweden :)

[lavinen500]

hahahahah!

[mschneiderg]

@umbraincerta Oh look! A racist!

[PatrikLarssonRang]

@umbraincerta I think it's wierd that you see what no Swede ever have seen. Swedish will ALWAYS remain the official language in Sweden. And rocket attacks? Where the fuck did that happen? Should've been on the news then..

[Lakritsnisse]

@umbraincerta

And where in Sweden did you go? Just wanted to inform you that Swedish language is the official language in Sweden, and will remain so :-)

[Ralex004]

... Fuckin' hell, and they say Danish is harder xD

[PatrikLarssonRang]

@Ralex004 It is :D I barely understand the danish when they speak, and I'm swedish..

[Ralex004]

@PatrikLarssonRang I know it is, I can't pronounce anything 100% correctly (if there's such thing)

[PatrikLarssonRang]

@PatrikLarssonRang lol I don't think there is such thing xD

[WillSingForLove1595]

This make me lol!

[ViciousHomeworkKillR]

"Yes please" xD

[TheRedLocker]

@umbraincerta dude we dont have rock-attacks, crimes are normaly commited by a Born Swedish male not an imigrant. so... That is just lies and bullshit my friend

[apanigraven]

is it Jeremy Clarkson who is trying to lern?

[Pyramidh34d]

@umbraincerta

Haha, yeah, that's quite wrong. I don't even know anybody who speaks arabic and most immigrants speak fluent swedish when they have been here for a while. We do have immigrants and we do have the occasional crime, but nothing out of the ordinary, really.

[ArjanSnuk]

@umbraincerta

yeah dude thats great, I don't buy the bullshit of Islamization. We got that in Holland too, it's fear for nothing.

Sorry man, you can start about it, but you don't get your discussion. I don't need to hear it, I hear it enough by that Nazi called Wilders =_=

[WeenieManX]

Hanärutepåenåkerochåker

[TheRealFreeman1]

Hah, Swedes... <3

[ArjanSnuk]

I wanna live in Sweden, but the first time I'm going there again, the first thing I will ask to a Swedish stewardess is: Får man ha får på planet? xD

[Porkusido]

I love these videos! And im amased at how well he actually does as the sentences are designed to be really hard to say, even for swedes :P

Hes saying some sentences really well and some extremely badly, but hes still awesome :P

Funny shit!

[MightyForSure]

This guy is so funny! xD So funny to listen on him speaking swedish hahaha, he sucks!

[fuckingdinasaur]

If anyone get it they only mess with you im swedish and this is just fucked up

[Masterkavi]

"The duck turned into the holy spirit."

That is the point where I lost it.

[binarin]

Västkustskt...

[RoffePop]

Far får får får, nej får får lamm HAHAHA så klockren... Thats swedish...

[Rubyglow57]

HAHAHA, I laughed SO hard! xD I started crying of laughter, and my parents yelled at me to STOP LAUGHING as if I could help it xD The reaction to the phrases...

"Do not use the file for the sour milk. Use the spoon." *dies*

[PatrikLarssonRang]

Hahahahaha whaata hell are you doing to our language? xD

[TheHowardist]

"FUCKING BOLLOCKS WANKER"

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

[Korpen85]

Seriously.. People who listen to this must think Swedish's are retarded

[henke2020]

ROFL

[Svenskiii]

Lol, he even screwed up "sex" x)

[dormdazzze]

Hahahah! asso ska vi ha sex klockan sex? sure why not...

[Daniellaofsweden]

Hahaha. I am seriously sitting here with some popcorn and a coke, laughing my ass off.

[Nannirk]

Oh wow. My brain hurts.

How hard is it really?

[187nydala]

@Nannirk not at all ;) Im from Sweden, and I speak english, so I expect you to speak Swedish! haha

[Nannirk]

@187nydala I live in Norway and my Swedish is fairly decent. My English is above average. I agree. If you can't pronounce simple Swedish sentences like these, you're not worth my time.

[187nydala]

@Nannirk Nice man, I SPEAK Norwegian and I am pretty good at English. haha And I'm pretty flawless at Swedish ;)

[maggru91]

This is hilarious as a native swede! :D

[Danii33la]

blah blah blah, blah blee durp. translation= i just peed myself

[olican101]

Im learning swedish and this is LOL!

[benedictus811]

Vad då språkfascischister? Språkfetischister eller språkfascister? Stor skillnad ju :P

[escarieta]

HAHAHAHAHA jag döööööööör

[sondano]

don't delude yourself you WILL need these sentences in Sweden every day

[svennebala]

videofy.me/v/242820

check out this video for learning swedish!

[iamjosefin]

That's Björn Gustafsson's voice right? XD

[kuqen]

@iamjosefin Nope, it's not ;D

[ostbullen]

"Ahuahuanlgalfwoawod Thats all we need to do!" Rofl

[swirlycake]

I want to use these phrases jdfhgfdjfhd

[finallywearenoone]

nearly crying

[finallywearenoone]

@finallywearenoone update did cry of laughter

[NoNamedMedia]

Jag är svenne med brittisk mamma, och kan relatera -.-

I'm Swedish with an English mother, and I can relate -.-

[POWohnomypants]

Jezza?

[Pesanteuse]

The best phrases ever hahahahahaha! xD

[cockle0979]

Absolutely brilliant....side splitting stuff haa haa :D

[XSatsukeX]

LOL!! "Shall we have sex at six?" "Yes please." xD

[EuphrasieF]

Even funnier than this is when you get interesting phrases in legit language courses.

I came across a Japanese textbook that uses example sentences like "Let's run away before the cops come." It made me wonder about the author a little bit.

[SireYumi]

@EuphrasieF I saw that in my Jap phrase book, too. ;;

There was also a full page of what to say during sex. LOL.

[Nilzzon94simon]

1:48 världens bästa fråga

[shaneo0306]

"Santa stood in the garden"

"did he?"

hahahahah

[Aoinodel]

Please excuse me while I clean my butt off the floor from laughing so hard. xD

[D4PWNZ]

så jävla skönt att han blir så förvirrad när han hör att alla ord är samma fast olika betoningar

[toofymoose]

0:49 - I'm seriously crying from laughter.

"That's what you need to do! Just HUVVUDUDIA FDDIIEVEUEIE BDLADIALADLÖ"

[trakenlas]

we dont want any one learning swedish thats why its so retarded

[divingfoppa]

4:50

[ZekkeFTW]

3:09

''HAHAH WOOOOOT?!''

[Se1ander]

I am pissing myself with laughter!!!

[jswift1992]

im bout to piss myself hahahahahahahaha

[gexen2]

I love this :D I must send it to my american friend ;)

[TheCoffelino]

THIS IS EPIC!!

[mupp903]

Är det Erik och Mackan?

[thenameiwantedwasnta]

@mupp903 Nej ditt tard.

[mupp903]

@thenameiwantedwasnta

Lyssna på den svenska så hör du, sen säger han ju att det är mackan som snackar. Herr tard.

[thenameiwantedwasnta]

@mupp903 utgår du ifrån dialekten? Fail face.



[Seffitify]

@mupp903 Han säger Makke :) Det är folk som jobbar för slayradio.se som gjort mastering swedish

[Zufilus]

LOLing so mutch, and im swedish

[Zufilus]

LOLing so mutch, and im swedish

[daTorsPelaRen]

yeah you should force top gear to come to sweden and only speak swedish

and try to buy a used volvo without english :) xd

[Richert600]

this is THE most useful phrases in Swedish.. no doubts...

[Symbton]

Hahahaha fyfan vad bra!!!

[Vippen87]

"Ska vi ha sex klockan sex?" =)

[theswedishdude1]

he sounds like totalbiscuit when he loughs ^^

[SnipR1980]

comment or something...

[TheXxxMissiexxx]

ive never laughed sooo much lol

[goatencopyrighted]

this is the best fucking shit i've ever seen :D

[ZmlAdventures]

Wanna hear swedish girls speaking reeeaally bad english? Click on us!

You will not regret it!

;)

Vill du höra svenska tjejer som pratar riiiktigt dålig engelska? Klicka på oss!

Du kommer inte ångra dig!

;)

[Mallegay]

HAHAHAHA! ÅH JAG DÖR! <3

[XxXEMOXxXish]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH, iam dying XD

i do understand that it must be hard to learn swedish if you are from another country,

i would laugh my ass of if i were from another country, and was trying to learn swedish, but .. i am from sweden, and i do love the sweden alot, and the swedish

language <3 :)

[Doftgrahn1]

@XxXEMOXxXish ok

[tia88maria]

No its the sound of me FLALING!!!

[Hejzwej]

HAHAHAHAHA :D

[Deccailin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, it sounds really weird ! /Sweden

[Petersson23]

HAHAHAHA love this!!!!! / sweden

[Gaeler]

är det gubben från top gear?

[TheHalfFinn]

@Gaeler nej...

[AtrumMixer]

Hahaha what the hell is this! xD

Is this supposed to teach any real swedish at all! Hilarious.

And the british guy is awesome.

[Potatis1337]

@AtrumMixer Actually, its mostly things that are unlikely to say in a real situation / Strange combination of similar words that mean different things. Åker = Field + Riding. And of course, its for entertainment purposes hehe.

[CatAriaCrawford]

I have never thought about that swedish might be a hard language to learn, comes so easy when you're born in Swedish.

And by the way, all the scentences are like, some you never say, because they don't have any meaning. ^^ Very entertaining though.

[kreee87]

Boz owns love this

[carlking11]

is he so bad...

[Youghurt93]

LOL varför får norrlänningar vara med? det är en extremt utpräglad dialekt

LOL why do the let northern swedes in? it's a very particular dialect

[ssbek]

444 NEJ 44 LAMM :D / Får Får Får, Nej Får Får Lamm :D

[maya06227]

haha utlänningar som lyssnar på detta måste ju tro att en svensk ordbok har typ... 4 sidor.

[1mp0x]

@maya06227 hahhahaha aa fyfan hahah

[Xylogeist]

ROFL

"Something.... aww bollocks to that"

[aRomanSoldier]

You didn't have to record this at the lowest Realplayer setting.

[Fabulosoization]

click "CC" and them "Transcribe Audio" it makes it even funnier.

[SunRaOo]

lol im swedish looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooool this is sick :D

[TAMATAMATAMA1000]

One word: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[viikmaqic]

Far, fâr fâr fâr? Nej, fâr fâr lamm!

[MrBesvikenson]

OMFG! thats so Funny!!!

[TheFubz]

LMFAO

[MrHejfulamig]

HAHAHAHA :D

Älska svenska!

Love Swedish!

[Tuppafanet]

HAHAHA Shall we have sex at six? Yes Please.

Now say it on Swedish. Okay

[MrGirlyguy]

How can ANYONE not laugh their ass off????!!!! This is so cool!!!!!!

[RamundHinUnge1]

I love these videos! They're truthfully hilarious!!!!

[AdelieC]

HAHAHAHA

[ChaosxEternal]

han drar ju perfekt skånska för fan

[svensksara]

Sex at six. Yes please. LOL.

[xShiikiix]

wtf.. är inte filen med filen..? XD

[ludaticDBM]

hey im själv svensk och jag rap .. men jag är född och uppvuxen i Amerika ..... id vilja veta om Sverige verkligen har gangster kåpor? och om de gör kan någon säga mig vad som händer runt omkring där?

[Snoddas457]

@ludaticDBM Not really, a while ago there was some disturbance in Gothenburg. In a global perspective Sweden is really calm.

[lojken6]

@ludaticDBM LOL! du är inte svensk ;) (you are not swedish) you used google translate haha

[ToxicityPsycho]

@ludaticDBM Gangster kåpor?! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[SamTheSwede]

I'm fucking dying here! This is bloody brilliant! This is a day to be proud to be a Swede! LOL!

[woussess]

Hahaha ät inte filen med filen... :D

[larzs0n]

hahaha dör :D far får får får, nej får får lam :D _HAHAHAHaHAHAH

[larzs0n]

hahaha dör :D

[werbnnerf]

Jeg er køligere end du!

[morvorify]

hahaha? SKa vi ha sex klockan sex, vadfan är det för jävla mening?

Vad i helvete är det man lär sig...

Men jävlar va britten sa det bra?!

[cappermeh]

Haha, after lissening to this I get why people think swedish is germany :P

[Xyllianos]

De skulle kört huset var vitt, vitt och vint xD

[snois2]

2:13- 2:26 is the best ever :p

[badcashPer]

ÅH FYFAN VAD JAG SKRATTAR

[MrMadnet]

First it sounded like a swedish accent. then like an immigrant, the norwegian, the then german..... did i hear latin?

[zaij86]

This is frikkin' hillarious XD

[DMoberg]

Homonyms FTW!

[mistersp0nge]

Swedish in British accent = Win

[BlackRash1989]

@mistersp0nge i have a teacher who is a Swedish and have a British accent, he's a great guy with great sense of humor.

[mistersp0nge]

@BlackRash1989

That's vice versa. It's actually pretty easy for the people who live in Nordic countries to have a good accent in English. Here in Finland we are getting a good education of English with American accent.

[Laurelindo]

"Mastering Swedish"?

"Unlearning proper Swedish", more like. XD

[nisse112112]

jag fattar ingenting???

[Tekow1]

The duck turned into the holy spirit

[Sarugeispeeved]

funny as hell

[thenameiwantedwasnta]

Älskar när snubben säger "Nej" sjukt härlig röst x)

[Phelan666]

Where DID that road go?

[femtondeseptember]

"Tomten står på tomten."

"Did he?"

Haha, this is hilarious.

[xFlyToYourHeart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[FruKatt]

HAHAHA JAG DÖR

[MrWhiskey59]

HAHAHA...I am Swedish and is even hard for me...HAHAHA