Kool Keith - 98 Year Old Refrigerator

[masterofallhesurveys]

Lets all get back to the man in our man in question. Sir Keith is the greatest,he eulogises about the minutia of the everyday then combats all that when he records,Love this man deeply,Have done for a long time now.

[andrewdavidbanks83]

jinj0mafia has to be some angry white suburban kid who's fat girlfriend cheated on him with a brother or a jew or something. man this kid is racist and stupid. do the world a favour and kill yourself you hate filled piece of white waste

[jinj0mafia]

@andrewdavidbanks83 fuck you kike lover, you call yourself a gentile? fuck off jew, you aint black even worth to a pile of shit

[discoprotection]

Every time i feel the racism and prejudice boiling inside of me i quickly log onto a random and unrelated youtube video to let it all out in the comments section

[djshelleymack]

@discoprotection actual lol!

[discoprotection]

Booring oats lol

[i777onster]

lol this guys hilarious

[EncyclopediaX]

diet yougurt lol love this guy

[SyrannosaurussTumo]

permadusted

[theultimatecult]

kool keith one kool mothafucker. smart too

[TheRustyMack]

who keep oreos in the fridge?????

[Pirate7X]

That's why he's "The best emcee in the whole wide world!" (Ease Back, UltraMagnetic MC's, 1989). The science of the cosmos and the mudane he breaks down his directly on point.

[jinj0mafia]

fuck this stupid fuck

[99Sorc]

@jinj0mafia go back to your lil wayne u new jack

[jinj0mafia]

@99Sorc lil wayne is a gay fuckass nigger kike. fuck this jewish mainstream media fuckface, Lust "We'll Never Die" is where its at, true fucking French Heavy Metal! \m/ you fucking poser

[andrewdavidbanks83]

@jinj0mafia you're one racist fuck white boy, niggas are gonna beat your cracker face in one day

[jinj0mafia]

@andrewdavidbanks83 look whos talking, chicken roast, calling people a cracker and shit. skinheads are chop your head off

[cronisuer]

@jinj0mafia fagget ass cracker we hunt for skinheads

[jinj0mafia]

@cronisuer sweet, have you ever had your head chopped off by a chainsaw? cuz thats whats going to happen to ya you bitch

[cronisuer]

@jinj0mafia hahahaha well obviously not fucking fagget or i wouldnt be telling you how fuckin pussy ALL skinheads are. fuckin pasty ass tiny dick havin faggets aint gonna do shit an wont ever do shit they fuckin prey on little faggets like you.

[jinj0mafia]

@cronisuer anything is better than having fake silicone implant tits like you

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia hahahah you listen to french heavy metal congrats on your bad taste in music

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO you listen to jewish trash

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia aaaahahahha i dont even really listen to kool keith but you listen to fucking FRENCH metal??? probably the worst country metal could ever come from

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO better than israel which is where you probably come from you fucking christian loving faggot jew

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia hahahaha i bet fucking uzbekistan produces harder shit than france. congrats on your shitty dull guitar center jams

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO France actually makes way better middle eastern sounds than alot of those muslim and jewish faggots out in israel and modern day iraq, why dont you type in "Ê metal" in the youtube search bar, listen to the first 2 results that pop up and then admit your sorry ass is wrong

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia no thanks. metal sucks. one day you're gonna grow out of metal. it happens. until then, have fun listening to pleb garbage

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO youre just too much of a narrowminded fuckhead to hear 2 styles of music blended into one, cultural and metal, because youre jealous of how much more talented it is than you, one day youre going to die and your soul and mind are going to be eaten by a jew, while I go and reign in my own universe, you are nothing but jewish swine and terrorist fascist filth

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia "styles of music" "cultural" dude WHAT since when was "french" a style of music??? the fuck are you talking about lmao.

nice camcorder lets plays btw, i like your commentary. "wow" "woah haha" "ooh" very captivating

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO oohhh, those videos?? THEY ARENT MEANT TO BE CAPTIVATING, THEY ARE FOR ME!! I PUT EM THERE BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT! and the band is culural as in THEY BLEND SOUNDS AND INSTRUMENTS OF ANCIENT SUMERIA AND MESOPOTAMIA, what is now known today as IRAQ, EGYPT, and IRAN! but you woulnt know what that is because youre a no brain uneducated atheistic modernist fuckbag who thinks every single middle eastern is a terrorist. Shit youre more racist than I am! dumb honkey

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO and before you say shit, Egypt and Sumeria wre the original white people, as well as the original africans, and asians, they later spread out and became involned in seperate cultures, Sumeria is the true origin of humanity, wake up you dumb fucks, I am a racialist, not a racist. I am proud of my heritage, I am proud of the British, proud of Canada, proud of Germany, proud of Greece and Italy, and proud of France! you all should be proud of your own countries as well but

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO but you are all too busy wating your life listening to this modernist money grubbing garbage, what happened to what Public Enemy once said in their song channel zero? wake up and read about your culture. go do that you filthy fucks!

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO and stop being so ignorant

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia if you're throwing around words like "faggot" "kike" and calling people ignorant in the same discussion you really need to re-evaluate your life choices up to this point

[jinj0mafia]

@DEAUTOBODYAGO youre saying that because you are a kike and a faggot, why are you acting like you care about what choices I made all of a sudden? go die poser

[DEAUTOBODYAGO]

@jinj0mafia the fuck kinda martian logic are you using here. you're being awfully defensive. are you trying ot hide something?

[bluboi543]

noones probly gonna read this

blah blah blah

just check out my music and if like thank u

ans thumbs up willa yah thanks

[jordanair383]

who the fuck puts oreos and cereal in the fridge LOL

[Dubroar]

i think he's talking 'bout other artists just doing what he did first, taking his style n stuff.

[christopherremmel]

i was slightly disappointed when i figured out he didn't have yellow eyes, green face, or a pink and white afro... XD

[nem700]

he intellectualises the most obscure shit; like he's some alien looking down and analysing human beings. It's like he's from Jupiter or something.

[el4twenty1]

i wonder if keith himself ever gets online to check out the comments ppl have

i mean he doesnt ONLY make theses shits for fun.

if ppl new better they'd soak every bit of game up

[DaGroundUnder]

keith is so bugged hes the best

[cpowell786]

This dude is so ate up.

[shegwin]

what the fuck is dr. brown

[cpowell786]

@shegwin Off brand Dr. Pepper??? I laughed at that.

[pmc220]

@shegwin celery tonic, my dude, celery tonic...

[PumaSweat]

Hilarious..This nigga is talking to nobody...There's no interviewer and he is not at a busy restaurant! LOL! Listen to that background noise looping. Keith is a straight fool, how genius is this man!? He's the best...so ahead of all the cookie cutter nonsense.

[chamberlandfill]

yo serousilly, keith is da truth, so funny to heart him talk about his fridge but nobody can eva hate on a god like dis

[DethKubeK]

EPIC.....Genius

[SoulClapRecords]

So fkn funny...For real tears. Real heads know where he's coming from....hahahaha Us Broke brothers gotta hold that shit down!

[57gameboy]

lol kool keith spits nothing but the truth lolol,....

[Unklesam650]

LOL this is great

[qahtani]

I named my first born son Rhythm X. 

[99Sorc]

best interview in the galaxy

[Doomistic]

2:26 you have to learn how to like like it like more like yourself. what the fuck are am listening to.

[ManicPanic32]

Yeah, there are those people you sit next to in psych class, those ones you make casual conversation with at the check out line, some people you talk to while sitting next to them during the previews of a movie, then there are those who you'd really like to have a conversation with. This guy is definitely in that last one.

[augustwest1313]

kool keith.....only one word for the man: amazing

[BacteriaNY]

What is Oakridge cake (besides a Buckethead song)?

[jbmp1390]

nobody wants your pumpernickel bread...

[jen2troy]

Knowledge son Knowledge

[geeman602]

keith is the most hardest working lyricist......"props"........a­lot of emcees should be aware they are wack and dont drink selzter......they like to watch simone cowell'et..re-runs.....KEITH IS THE MOST"" BADDEST MC""!!!

[geeman602]

keith is the most hard working lyricist......"props"

[rainboowrock]

huge



[Ruizfig]

is this a documentary on kool keith? because if it is i want to watch the whole thing

[maximebuchi]

strangely reminds me of a video of Flavor Flav teching how to eat an omelette. Can't find it on YouTube, but it exists, I swear!

[WiskeyDickBomber]

Who keeps oreos and captain crunch in their refrigerator ?

[nobledestro]

oak ridge cake

[mia919100]

learn to be simple, learn to love simplicity, no one will want to rob you and your seltzer water and pimpernickel bread will be there when you get home...Kool Keith made us all interested in a simple conversation. How genius!

Thanks Kool Keith.

[jbmp1390]

I really don't like it myself, but I like it

[bebopdad]

For all you materialistic rappers take note, you do not need a 4 million dollar car to enjoy life. No wonder half of you are broke. MC Hammer should have hung out with Keith maybe his entourage would not have stole all of his money.

[Zoootechnique]

hahaha you go Keith!!! i feel ya!

[StanleyAdams]

if he had his own place, he wouldn't have to worry about it

[lilSkrew4e]

like...you cant even go chocolate chip...

[jrubin1994]

it sounds like he's saying salsa water

[Bouchon211]

@jrubin1994 Haha Seinfeld?

[MultiSinoda]

The head jedi!!!

[IllFlow100]

Brilliant! 

[nvc607]

Nobody wants your pumpernickel .

[OLD2NEWCREW]

top mc..... has got edge, BADDEST MC.........

[FoMyMusic]

haha i love this interview

[purpuss22]

ARTICULATE: expressing oneself readily, clearly, or effectively

VERBOSE: impaired by wordiness

[donkee9]

I actually like seltzer water

[MrDamonpaul]

Genius

[LordUnas]

Articulate dudes like this got a point, and they take forever to get there, and if you're not paying attention you'll miss it, and since this shit is so applicable to all aspects of life you're a tool if you don't get it.

[koolkeithfan3000]

People are sugar junkies, this is so true dawg

[Elnejo86]

rapping styles & uniqueness

[BubbaJesus]

That was such an enlightened view of hip hop....... he is definitely Selzer..... gotta have the taste for it.

[fonkymaster]

@BubbaJesus

Perfect way to describe it. Hell, I like some of KKs work, and hate some. You gotta get the taste.

Kind of like MF DOOM or Quasimoto.

[NutsDeez]

Wow. Thats just fantastic. I eat sardines and drink grapefruit juice. Ill buy ginger snaps or shortbread.

[catch3000]

As funny as this interviews is, that's exactly how my frig looks, with that same container of dried apricots...LOL X is the man!

[Butterbeanman]

Keith is god....

Hands down!!!!!!

[landofthefreemyass]

omfg best interview ever.

[dacrookedi]

that actually makes sence

[obviouslylee]

You idiots. He is so much smarter than 98% of you out there. He isn't talking about Seltzer Water, he is talkin bout Hip Hop/The Rap Game.

[maddash24seven]

Wtf did I just watch

[electriclimits]

haha, at first i thought he was saying people don't steal his 'salsa water'

[alsem]

As much as i like Kool Keith, buying boring things just because he wants to prevent getting robbed off for cool things sounds to me like he has to think it over again.

[fbebeats]

I like Keith's outlook on things. He's "weird" and doesn't give a fuck. Just like Daria.

[dineroRM]

omg this shit is so true and made me laugh

[mrtoomy]

Cool story bro.

[Usc777]

5/5 classic shit

[KidKool39]

he owns 7 doodoo pistols

[electriclimits]

@KidKool39 well, not really. he doesn't just own regular-ass doodoo pistols, he owns SPACE doodoo pistols.

[KidKool39]

@electriclimits haha. Space doodoo pistols

[rapsody]

Can't even go chocolate chip.

[eddie7702]

Oh man I just burst out laughing at my desk... Garden Cake!!

[shamisoseanery]

so freakin selfish

[jbturk]

Ever seen a genius before? Look, here's one.

[99Sorc]

@jbturk i really think genius is an understatement.

[99Sorc]

@jbturk A mothefuckin MEN. Nostradamus WHO?

[99Sorc]

I literally cannot control my legit laughter during this geniuses stoned ramble

[muyExxcellentte]

@99Sorc what makes you think he's stoned?

[99Sorc]

@muyExxcellentte because ive been in a similar state before you can see it in his face when he smiles

[muyExxcellentte]

@99Sorc Fair enough. I still respectively do not think he's stoned. Listen to his lyrics on "Alwase Talkin' Out Your Ass"

[99Sorc]

@muyExxcellentte ive heard it a million times haha. why is it a big deal whether or not hes stoned? he is, cool, he isnt, cool....

[muyExxcellentte]

@99Sorc Yes, you're right, my fellow Kool Keith fan. It doesn't matter. I was just bored. Peace!

[99Sorc]

Respond to this video... I thnk i can literally ie right NOW

[5magyes]

Garden Cake yo lmao

[TommyAppleseedS]

i lost so much yoohoos

[gorpishalamorpish]

OAK RIDGE CAKE!

[l33tpwnzord]

6 people had their Hawaiian punch and yoo hoo's stolen

[leisureb]

Keith is right... as always!

[hectorjuan11]

Iconic rappers! VISIT DIARYOFHOLLYWOODSTREETKINGS DOT KOM FOR THE SCOOP ON JACKY JASPER AND BBUDDY DARRICK ANGELONE

[Five2nd]

This is the illest video on the internets.

[robertpiasta]

this is some kind of bullshit :P

[M4alcolmtent]

allegory- a representation of an abstract or spiritual meaning through concrete or material forms; figurative treatment of one subject under the guise of another.

[5648789654]

"Ain't nobody want your pimpernickel bread"

This dude is hilarious.

[illuminatismasher]

u da shit keef

[BlackBinLaden7]

reminds me of mike tyson

[mwright83]

Man, I used to listen to Kool Kieth all the time. I figured if I youtubed him I would find something bizarre and hilarious. Yup! First video was awesome!!

[TribeLamont]

hilarious. i was the asshole that stole my roomies food.

[OrganicThumb420]

he just described my refrigrator hustle seltzer doesnt work on me. I put sugar in it. you got honey now i got honey soda. I am a refrigerator hustler

[FreestyleFletcher]

@OrganicThumb420 hahahaha. me too. mustard and pickle sandwiches all day.

[OrganicThumb420]

tropicana hahahahaha

[comeradesnarky]

I want some Oakridge cake.

[valdezrudy711]

this is kinda like his music too.....its not really that attractive but if u force urself to like it than u will eventually really dig it

[sbscottmonkey]

Man, no wonder the Ultramagnetic MC's lyrics were so great!!! and to think he's responsible for some of the Prodigy's most famous tracks!! He's amazingly articulate in describing such a simple subject. Brilliant! :o)

[0n3m4n4rm33]

@sbscottmonkey its because english isnt his first language so he speaks in these strange colloquialisms

[shoomaild]

@sbscottmonkey prodigy from mobb deep?

[KryptonDaVillain]

@shoomaild Nah, Prodigy the rock group.

[Wolviepayne]

@KryptonDaVillain like The Fat of the Land Shit!?

[KryptonDaVillain]

@Wolviepayne Yup, yup that Prodigy.

[Wolviepayne]

@KryptonDaVillain damn no wonder that shit was so mad f'in dopE!!!!!

[KryptonDaVillain]

@Wolviepayne Haha, yeah Keith also worked on a few other projects of theres too!

[columbusohio72]

he likes what i like to drink. great psychology!!

[SAMUELLUKEMURRAY]

PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT TO DRINK ALL YOUR SODA POP AND YOUR HAWAIAN PUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER

[marlopainter]

i have a 98 year old refrigerator!

[intheekeyofcrime]

incredible.

[SubliminalMinded2011]

his pose he struck @ 3:10 was............CLASSIC.

lol

"if you got a nice box with a cartoon on it,..."

[OuchTV1]

lol! What the fuck is "Garden Cake". Keith is A funny dude. Ive been A fan since his days with Ultramagnetic MC's.

[fraztle75]

haha fucking genuise

[JackNNorthHD]

LOL. Kool Keith kinda looks like LL Cool J. He's even doing the lip licking too. Kool Keith is one of the most under rated M.C's ever. This dude is super creative.

[symbal777]

dr. brown hahahaha

[ghostface411]

fuck keath is a mad cunt lol 

[FreestyleFletcher]

@ghostface411 HA. How you gonna misspell the man's name twice?

[ghostface411]

fuck keeth is a mad cunt lol

[dOLOSTIMULUS]

dude, im in fuckin tears.....hilarious but true....

[djjazzmen]

nobody want your pumpernickel bread! lol

[therealomunit]

what an absolute don

[klwade1]

This dude is awesomely weird! I love him. "Youthful Fridgerator"

[IndustryFake]

heard from 'fucksolar(dot)com' that kool keith and solar (guru's ex partner - r.i.p. guru) married in israel. is this true? would explain why solar and kool keith are looking really gay to me. just my 2 cents

[Riskunlogic]

Haha ha I love this!

[SnookusLD]

wtf is dr brown

[wmwinterbottom]

@SnookusLD makers of awesome cream soda, and celery flavored soda. Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray is also a good example of what would be in a 98 year old refrigerator

[AnonTuck]

Keep clicking on :35 seconds. Laugh hard.

[wmwinterbottom]

I grew up eating all that shit. I still drink seltzer 70 percent of the time.

[00flabbergasted]

wheat cookies and diet yogurt!!!

[jleemink]

Huh, at first I was thinking, what the hell is Kool Keith talkin about? Then I thought, might actually use his advice one day if I ever have any kids. LOL