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  • If I were tasked with hosting this show, I believe I would literally become the Jackie Chan meme. 

  • SMH...

  • I could not host this radio show. My head would fucking explode.

  • I find it weird that they refer to their heart as one of the reasons that they believe, the heart is a symbol in arguments it has no emotion yet she keeps on using it as part of the argument as something that has a real effect and even says " i defiantly feel in my human experience something in my chest area." WTF

  • you don't understand faith is not an argument

  • @ElnAlter how can the nebulas which are soo beutiful not be created by god, look whoose the idiot now HUH?

  • Seemed like a prank call.

  • @skywize thank u! I say this all the time

  • this is an example of a christian....charming eh?

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  • I love that bit when she disregards Old Testament and then Matt asks do you believe the 10 commandments to be good or something and she says Yes then it's like THAT'S IN THE OLD TESTAMENT hahahahahahhahaha OWNED!

  • @LogicalStatements3 and then she says that she believes it all from the beginning to the end, every word.

  • One of my favorite Atheist Experience Calls.

  • Lol been watching these for an hour. Hilarious people...

  • Best part?

    "Well, your heart might just pump blood, now that I think about it..."

    Great tone of voice there.

  • Old Testament = Originally God Written Bible.

    i love how they pretend that book never existed....

  • "I definitely feel something in my chest area" Even without Matt's reply I had already burst out laughing. If someone wants to disregard the old testament to feel warm and gushy about the new testament.... don't put the old one in your bibles!! You obviously agree that your god is immoral or you would hold what he said in the old testament as absolute truth, and disregard the false prophet from new testament completely.

  • @skywize "If god says tomorrow that murder is good does that make it correct?" "god's not going to say that."... Exactly how many people did he kill, or convince others to kill?

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE THESE CALLERS

  • You're kind of a pathetic man to be such a naysayer to us Christians.

    Uh. Yes... I am ROFL

  • Why are they always saying morals are from God? Why are they saying atheists have no morals? We have morals from the same place everyone: from our PARENTS. It's called upbringing.

  • 13:05 god is not gonna say that hahahha priceless!!!!!!

    i love this lady!!!!!!!!!!!!

    cut the bs, no god s around!!!

  • "my heart does no thinking, it pumps blood."

    LOL thats excellence of the highest extract.

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  • The God who killed and tortured a whole country of innocents because of one man who doesn't do what God wants. Well, you know... God is good... FUCK THAT SHIT. GOD IS BULLSHIT!

  • hey the "god" in old testament was god 1.0 now they have an upgraded version god 2.0 just a bit nicer UI, that's all the difference

  • this woman is beyond hope. humanity's only hope is continued evolution

  • just plain low intelligence

  • Yup, thats a Christian. They can't keep their stories straight, only look at the few good things the Bible has, and contradict themselves over... and over... and OVER...

    I just had to scream out loud watching this "THE BITCH JUST DOESN'T GET IT."

  • Did God make us deaf, dumb and blind as a test of faith or was he just looking for a new pinball wizard?

  • When a christian says to me "Have you ever stopped to think about this?"

    I always want to say "Yes, I have, and that's what separates you and me."

  • @mobiltelefon20 Thanks for making my day broski! XD

  • I know it because... I know it.... XD

  • thank the phone designer for the hold button or theists would talk for 15 minutes none-stop to cover up logic

  • i give up,i just completely,completely give up,there is no reasoning with the deluded.u just cant burst their bubble,all the logic and reason in the universe cant even get through on even a child like level...we all need to except that ppl belive in fairytales,always have,always will.intelligent ppl are the exceptions in society and not the rule.....im out!

  • @timmytheatheisttooth Congratulations :)

  • Theists mumble so much that even their mumbles have mumbles.

  • I'd remembered half these lines as coming from "Eve"... Poe's Law in action, I guess.

  • Apparently, God broke into and robbed my apartment, because I have no explanation for why my stuff is gone.

  • How could the figure of Satan have created anything more evil than a religion where people see the endless torture of billions of people as an expression of "love"?

  • @SKkawi6 You are hypocrites. Your religion promises Gods condemnation for a vast majority of humanity, and you make sure to end your message with, "God Bless Everyone." You take a quote from the bible where your God reveals that he turns his back on all those outside of the faith. The only basis for Gods blessing is faith, according to your religion. Yet here we are, once again hearing this fake benevolence from a hypocritical believer.

  • Jesus Christ says: "Don't waste what is holy on people who are unholy. Don't throw your pearls on pigs. They will rample the pearls, than turn and attack you."

    Basically if they are athiest.. Let them be. Its not our responsibility to argue with them. They have the right to their beliefs as do we, otherwise we'd be hypocrites. God Bless Everyone.

  • Kind of intellectuals. 

  • Some folks were just born to be slaves...

  • Matt was a fundamentalist Christian... until he saw the light (of reason and sanity).

  • Kim is crazeeeeeeeeeeee

  • We have an INNATE moral compass.

  • @dewpoint88 Actually morality is learned and evolves over time. Kids at a young age typically don't have a concept of right or wrong, and it is up to the parents to instill good morals in their kids.

  • @PullyElbow27 I wouldn't completely disagree with you. Children for the most part do have a basic framework most often shown as the golden rule. I don't see morality as relativistic.

  • matt is heavy into reason !

  • Don't confuse your beliefs with knowledge unless you have knowledge of your beliefs.

  • @yislamislame indeed

  • "you don't understand scripture"

    "are you KIDDING me!?"

    Hahaha omg best line ever xD

  • i've had funny feelings in my chest too, turned out to be lunch that didn't want to be eaten

  • Such a stupid women.

  • @gigihentz1 Recreate that sentence when you can tell "woman" and "women" apart.

  • god didnt die for any one jesus was said to. this god is said to be immortal. isnt it great when we know their religoin better than they do?

  • This... moron... ugh

  • she is really quite offensive in her jaw dropping hypocisy and stupidity and inability to listen and understand what shes being asked and above all her rudeness- do I really share the planet with kind of arrogant and purile mentality? Is this woman really the same species as the rest of us?

  • that was a good one

  • I used to believe in God...but then I took some sense in my head when I was not high the next day.

  • @Nethertar lol i thought you were gonna say "i used to believe in God... but then i took an arrow to the knee."

  • Hey she was kinda funny though lol

  • and all along, nobody prayed for the one who realy needed it... satan.

    if people who never knew about jesus and god get to go to heaven, because they didnt know any better, then it is imparative that we END religion so that everyone can go to heaven.

    GO atheism! Down with religion, down with CHRISTIANITY and insanity.

  • @sethecx Im with you!!!!!!!!!!

  • I used to believe in God, until the alc/vol of my favourite beer was dropped to 4.2%. Now, I believe in nothing.

  • Why are all these preacher lady sound like evil sociopathic witches?

    They all just sound so evil.

  • Suddenly, punching a woman seems like a good idea-KIDDING! (not really)

  • Typical theist. When they get trapped in their twisted logic they get angry, change the subject, and yell.

  • @kmk408ci lmfaoo you fucking idiot explain how your silly fairy tale book is logical.

  • @kmk408ci this is funny

  • @kmk408ci Soooooooo true.

  • @kmk408ci

    Its easy to get twisted logic when someone is holding so many contradictory beliefs.

  • @kmk408ci Absolutely spot on, love how you phrased it. They always get so condescending, ironically when they can't answer a basic question.

  • " i know that god is good"

    i know that, the god of the bible punishes the creatures, he himselve created, in hell.

    so he punishes dead people, hwo can not cause any bad things anymore, for ETERNETY.

    that helps noone. that just causes unlimited punishment.

    what a good god...

    "how do you know, that god will not say "to kill people is good" ?"

    he already said that.

    he said that many poeple should been killed by throwing stones on them, just because they work on a sunday. being busy is a sin.

  • @deinemutter269 hahaha being busy is a sin thats a great line. your post made me think of something else. if god is truely good why send dead people to hell. thats brilliant. why cant he just teach them to be better or snap his fingers or say hocus pocus or whatever. why damn them to hell for eternity hahahaha not even vacancy next to the big man for eternity? what a loving god. weak as fuck god weak as fuck logic from christians

  • i I I II mememe She says,"what if you're wrong, oh my God!" Not a second thought about billions of others promised never ending torture, after the greatest bloodbath in human history. All of this doesn't seem to bother this woman a bit. Religion has nothing to do with morality. Who decided morality was expressed by the words,"save yourself and screw the world."

  • This bitch is on acid.

  • @MadHatter34784: That must have been some CIA-grade acid. I've been on it a couple of times and I've never seen such insane shit.

  • @MadHatter34784

    I just made a bizarre giggling sound at your comment.

  • @MadHatter34784 Nah! Just batshit stupid.

  • @MadHatter34784 I did acid a couple of times in the mid seventies and feel obligated to inform you that it is impossible to get this far out only doing acid. Roflmao.

  • This woman was absolutley correct! They dont want to hear the truth!

  • @jesseusrey Neither do you.

  • God can be whatever he wants and dosnt need an explanation.

  • @jesseusrey Well I'm sorry but blind fate is just not enough for me.

  • @chriss0008

    It's "blind faith."

  • That woman truly believes she speaks the absolute truth by improvising and interpreting... That's what the Bible does to you, it gives all the answers to people who don't know shit.

  • It's awesome when he says "are you kdding me?" and she just says "I'm kidding you" In her oh so stupid voice.

  • Sadly she's one of the more reasonable theists.

  • Proof of God is all OVER youtube. You guys just ignore it.

  • @teddybeartoe God has a YouTube channel? If not, is he working through YouTube users? If it's that latter, God is guilty of sockpuppeting.

  • @Akira625 NDE experience of Howard Storm. If that doesn't convice you, I got nothin.

    He was an atheist and then turned Christian.

  • @teddybeartoe Thousands of videos debunking your proofs of God are all OVER YouTube. You ignore it too...

  • @chriss0008 Well if I'm wrong I have nothing to lose. If you're wrong, your soul is at stake.

    God loves you. Believe and repent. This is easy.

  • @teddybeartoe Please tell me you didn't just use that as an argument.

    Please.

  • @teddybeartoe Your soul is at stake just like mine considering there's more than a thousand different religions that you don't accept either. I have a very unlikely afterlife in paradise to loose for not accepting Jesus into my heart. That 1001 thing to loose VS 1000. Lucky you! Be aware that denying this argument by saying your religion is the right one is arrogance. Don't waste your time.

    I hope the Muslims are right and that we'll both be able to continue this discussion in hell.

    Peace out.

  • @teddybeartoe Pascal's Wager again? Self-serving tripe. What's even more inane is the whole notion of repenting for simply being born a fallible human. No one should have to apologize for their own existence.

  • @Akira625 We gotta live the right way man. If you don't, you pay the price.

    Choose eternal life.

  • @teddybeartoe You're one of the best trolls I have seen in a while. Fantastic work, sir.

  • @teddybeartoe finnally someone with some sense! God bless you

  • this lady wasnt entirely crazy until she said there was no basis of morality without a god. how can people say that?!?!? are you fucking stupid??? if i punch you in the face its gonna hurt, is it not? you already know its gonna feel the same way if you yourself do it to someone else...why is it that you need another reason not to???

  • She sounds like a demon o.O

  • Oh my God I love this show!

  • God gave him the gift of being an atheist? really? why would god give someone something that is against its own word. Man that is some fanatical view... Thanks god i do not believe in him.

  • @hdfailure no no its true. he also likes to punch himself in the face. its in the bible....

  • @georgio210 I really hope he dosent have a child, one of this days god will ask him to kill his offspring....

  • I believe the song we're looking for is Opiate.

  • They're called grocery store christians. They shop at Jesus@Mart and pick and choose whatever makes them feel good about their beliefs.

  • these vids are so funny my 11yr old daughter cant stop laughing at these religious ppl

    hello from australia

  • She started out sounding pretty reasonable. But then it was a quick downhill slide into Bibleville.

  • Caller "I can really feel something in my chest area"

    Matt "Maybe you should see a doctor"

    Brilliant!

  • Isn't this a fine mirror to the conversation in the video. Believers don't answer questions posed to them by others. They simply quote from a book as if they have lost the ability to carry on a rational conversation. Yes, we understand what the bible says folks. Now, would someone please demonstrate they understand the questions being asked.

  • Interesting video. Notice when she talked about needing a moral compise means needing a god, that's religious people using the need for morality as a reason to need religion. It's just an example of how religion plagues on the moral necessities and flaws of mankind by using them as justifications for control and supposed acts of justices which are actually acts murder, death, destruction and cruelty. This is why religion sucks as a moral avenue.

  • How could the figure of Satan construct a system more bloodthirsty and evil? There is more compassion in a plan to send all humabity to hell, than in a system where people imagine love is expressed in the desire to see the vast majority of humanity agonize in hell as you arrange for yourself enjoying a state of unimaginable never ending ecstacy? What is more evil than arranging your own reward at the cost of billions of others MERCILESSLY tortured forever?

  • How does an immortal being die? God didn't lose a son. What is loving about rewarding only those who obey you? Does he love those who perish?

  • Hmmph, cleared my throat... Conscience guiding our thoughts. There is no morality in obediance based on fear. And this is the model for every dictator and despot in our history. Feel the love

  • Genesis tells it all. Don't eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge of right and wrong or daddy is going to get mad. He demands obediance, and shuns the existence of a cosci

  • that not really that funny

  • What if theists are wrong and all we have is each other? Then who really is the biggest fucking waste of life? Who spends gobs of money on idols, buildings, god trinkets, missionary trips to prove nothing, politics to FORCE people by law into a religious belief system or spends millions and millions of hours talking to themselves in "prayer" rather then ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING? Theist: exploiter, blackmailer, liar, one that threatens lives, one that cares more for fantasy then human kind.

  • @EatMAndSml and lets not forget all the time spent feeling guilty and avoiding concequences and making things right by telling yourself that the one you are to be appologizing to is god and not the one you've wronged

  • @georgio210 YES, preach it my fellow earth mate. The list goes on and on.

  • God is real. Please just believe in Jesus and repent of your sins. The evidence for God is in your heart. Be blessed.

  • @teddybeartoe I have found no evidence.

  • @lasoogneypubes When someone loves you, how do you know?

  • @teddybeartoe Well usually I can tell by how much time we've spent together, the quality of that time and the way they act toward me. It also would help if they told me they love me. God does none of those things.

  • @lasoogneypubes "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." ( John 3:16 )

    Just like you know in your heart someone loves you, we know in our hearts that God loves us.

  • @teddybeartoe God sent his only son down to earth to be horrible tortured and thrown into hell for 3 days to absolve man of his sins when really God could just snap his fingers and make it ok. Why the blood sacrifice? He's all powerful isn't he?

  • @lasoogneypubes Yea He's all powerful, but in dying for us, He demonstrated just how great His love is toward us. ( Refer to John 3:16 )

    We have a choice to make. Believe and repent, or perish.

  • @teddybeartoe

    But it wasn't necessary for Jesus to die so why have him killed?? You don't need to have someone killed to prove you love someone.

    Anything that would call itself a God obviously didn't write the bible

  • @Spider58x There was a greater purpose behind it that we can't comprehend yet. It'll all make sense when we get to heaven.

    What we do know is that God loves us ( John 3:16 ). Believe and repent.

  • @teddybeartoe Why do you quote the bible to an atheist to try and win an argument?

  • @teddybeartoe

    Prove it.

  • @teddybeartoe But he didn't actually die did he? You believe that he is alive - right? And why did he have to die? Because God needed the sacrifice? You have no idea how embarrassed I am to have to admit that I spent 20 years believing that garbage!

  • @teddybeartoe william wallace died for a cause. there has been tons of martyrs and heros in history why does jesus deserve so much credit.

  • @teddybeartoe its sad to be a good person and believe that some of whom you know will be punished in hell for ever. i used to live in terrible guilt for the people around me but now i choose not to. dont be a fool, you can find out the truth in the bible itself. its outraguously contradicting...but heart is what it takes to see the truth. be well, and defend whats right and true.

  • i bet she is a GREAT fuck!!! oh god oh god jesus i'm Cumming home!!!!!!!

  • @fred10538 You just said what every christian does. I have a theory that humans are a lot like cells, we do what is comfortable, we do what the other cells do, we follow the other cells, and when something that opposes what we do or believe comes in contact with us, we ignore it or try to kill it. Mostly, the bad parts of the bible, and our evidence that disproves them, they ignore because it actually does harm them in a way. It harms their comfortable belief.

  • She is fucking bat shit

  • What's the part at the end from?

  • @cjcapta That was Peter Griffin from the Family Guy episode "Patriot Games".

  • Complete ownage 6:23-7:10

  • This stupid skank is no better than most theists...thinking they're gonna come on this channel and convert everyone with a Bibblit quote or two. The problem withtheists is that they pick and chose which Bibblit verses they want and disregard the rest. The Bibblit can be interpreted in a 100 million ways by 100 million people. It's written in a way to keep the idiots running around in circles, blissfully unaware of the complete fucking bullshit that it really is. In-doctrine-ation.

  • TAE.. One of the best comedies on the internet!

  • You should maybe see a doctor. LOL! Priceless

  • The real problem with this show is that Matt and the others are ACTUALLY trying to reach people...they are really trying to rationalize with the irrational...I used to be southern baptist...and I experience the same frustration...you want SO BAD for them to "get it" but their mind wont allow them to and will keep circumventing the points you are making because to acknowledge would be the beginning of the end for the great security blanket of the mind...so the mind defends itself

  • The bible is a book written by a HUMAN BEING. So yeah.

  • @optimal88prime plural; HUMAN BEINGS. But yes, it is.

  • I agree with her on one point. Matt does interrupt often.

  • @Woodland312 Fuck, call the 700 club or any other evangelist talk show and see if they allow an Atheist to rattle off their objections, these guys at least stay on track and allow their guests to speak.

  • @Woodland312 Yea he does, but sometimes you have to, other wise you cant respond to everything they say, as you will forget what they originally said as they go on and on about more stuff. Matt tries to make it a conversation, not someone calling in talking constantly for 10 mins, which i'm sure a lot of them would do if he didnt interrupt.

  • I have a MASSIVE penis because ALL Christians have MASSIVE penises and atheists have small ones cos the suck :)

  • @FrankieSayRelaxxx1 I'm an atheist and I don't have a penis : )

  • I find it honestly shocking when she says that, if there's no god involved, it doesn't matter if you care to do good to other people, and you should just go and do whatever you want. This typical christian mindset is what makes people ACTUALLY do whatever they want to.

  • Kryst... I literally feel IQ points dropping, listening to this stupid bitch

  • @TheBiblebyANAtheist you and me both.

  • @TheBiblebyANAtheist Yeah same here.

  • Piltdownman is one of Evolution biggest flop. Fake Evidence False

  • @Donking595 Yes, which is why you won't find any contemporaneous theses defending it. Did people go overboard? Yep. And now we know and can prove it is a hoax. So what?

  • @Ilicium Yeah thats only one Example! Their is many more Examples

  • @Donking595 You're going the wrong way. You just pointed at what was eventually a victory, however small, of the scientific method. What is it that you were trying to prove?

  • @Ilicium That evilution (evolution) is false just like all of its so call evidence!

  • @Donking595 You didn't really prove that. Keep trying.

  • @Donking595 That christianity is false just like all of its so call evidence.... See I can make bold claims with no justification either, what's your point?

  • @Donking595 Yes, it was a hoax. Guess who discovered that it was a hoax? Guess who researched it and examined it and carried out experiments on it eventually proving that it was a hoax? SCIENTISTS. You moron.

  • @Donking595

    What's wrong with weeding out the hoaxes and things which aren't true? Piltdown landed on the Evolution side. Every few years evidence comes out supporting AND debunking the Shroud of Turin. You look at what you have and analyze it to see if it's true, no matter what it is.