FUNNY Parody - Bill Clinton Denial - Monica

[yisister]

HILARIOUS!

[Jimenezz89]

00:20 miss sexlewinsky, I told anybody to lie just 1 time (while holding 1 finger up) LMAO! hahahaha!

[HoodwinkedbyanAngel]

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[Zzozze]

@HoodwinkedbyanAngel Uuuh, only " VATICAN / USA"?

You're sure not to forget anybody in your statements?

[Malunat13]

hah this made me lmao

[flicaeleanor]

CLINTON! he is the man.

[mikecelesnik]

THE ONLY TERRORISTS WE HAVE TO FEAR ARE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS IN AMERIWAS. i AM ASHAMED OF THE WAY WE ARE BEING BEATEN DOWN BY POLITICIANS TAXES. WERE BROKE AND WE ARE TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY. JOIN THE TEA PARTY.

[iPwned123]

@mikecelesnik lol

[thefatskateboarder]

bill Clinton or George bush

[mikecelesnik]

NONE OF THE ABOVE

[Tapecutter59]

People forget the hypocricy of Clinton's impeachment that Larry Flynt exposed. His full page ad in the washington post forced the speaker of the house (Bob Livingston) to resign.

[metropolisimages]

Bill Clinton is awesome!!!

[lordseran]

could have caused 911 not bill maby not buss  maby it was soem terrerost kk so ya leav e me a message after you learn a few things ut it was a nice state ment you said it did get me thinkign about the way peopel did vote for republicans ans ya if he had sex with monica a garente you not everyoen is faith full its jsut he lied that pissed [peopel off and thy usd that against him

[DavithRedway]

Is that English?

[lordseran]

fuck off whit en snow lol jsut becasue somone changes the course  of a path dosent meen he ment 911 why dont you wacth soem real comsppiracy vids read up on politics and how alot of things

[EasternIowa]

Finally he tells the truth! LoL

[piggirl27]

i like bill clinton

[ChilliBoi88]

you tube "jim carrey parody bill clinton"

hahaha mary jane baby

[whiteNshine]

son of a bitch bill clinton. he gave democrats a bad name by having a relation with that woman, and therefore the americans voted for the republicans. He caused 9/11, he caused iraq and he caused every other missery the world saw in the last 8 years.

[gabaman]

Bill Clinton did not cause Coldplay.

[Vidcar1]

Bill Clinton made people vote for Republicans when he refused to take action against terrorists despite the number of times they struck during his time as President.

But yes, his affair would have done him no favours, that is true also.

[VCthaGOATdunker]

Miss SexLewinski

[chikifree]

hahaha!!!

i gotta go back to my......

I did have ...with that woman

[metalshadowoverlord]

This isn't a parody, it's the truth! Clinton fucked us all big time!

[JudgeDaddyRankin]

man.. this isnt even a parody

[minto9390]

hes a degenerate fiend..he made monica lewinsky swallow..and rimm him..charming..bet hilary was impressed..

[darlo22]

well plz dont listen 2 fox coz there pure anti obama they would rather see the united states rot under mc cain

[Swartzeagle83]

As opposed to every other news network whose sole purpose over the past 6 years has been to depict Bush as a baby-eating demon from the lowest dimension of Hell? Fox isn't the only network capable of bias.

[fook123]

America would not rot under Obama, it would end as soon as Obama goes into office. He wants to get rid of out military making us the weakest country. Their is a reason why all the other countrys want Obama to win.

[homosexualaliens]

there is no other country in the world that has most of their military outside their own country. the us do not need that to defend the homeland. no country does. ponder this. what country would event attempt to think about attacking the us, with the largest nuclear arsenal there is? as the us has over 1500 bases in 135 countries of the worlds 192 it puts a military power footprint all over the planet. decreasing the military spending would not make the us a weak country. only more respected.

[fook123]

Large terrorist groups such as alkaida would like a word with. When are army was weak 9/11 happened.

[homosexualaliens]

no army in the world can fight terrorism, nor can it deter it. neither was the us military power weak 2001. any president can be killed, however the protection of him. terrorism can not be fought by armies. northern ireland proved it, israel-palestine too. would you blame the 1993 bombing of WTC on a weak military power? the 1995 Oklahoma city bombing? what exactly do you suggest the military would be able to do to fight terrorism? interesting,judging by your text you are obviously not american.

[fook123]

We are fighting terrorism right now, and yes it was weak in 2001. Bush senior had US troops all over the place, when Clinton came into office he got rid of all our troops. Northern Ireland doesn't have a military worth talking about so they have proven nothing. During the Oklahoma city bombing we didn't have such a great military because of Clinton. The only thing you are right about i the WTC 1993 bombing.

Judging by your text, your a fucking dumbass.

[homosexualaliens]

Lol, I take it back. That last line proved you that you are truly american. Terrorism is covert. Military is not. Its like using a big hammer trying to fight bacteria. The us having a massive military and their antagonists not, is the whole reason they turn to terrrorism in the first place. They are few, and they are weak. Tearing up the world with military operations fighting that, will not decrease their numbers, nor decrease any threat to the homeland. btw, northern ireland in not a country.

[fook123]

Oh ok, so why have we not been attacked on our home soil since 9/11? You did bring up northern Ireland while we were talking military and the lack their of. Like I said before we are fighting terrorism right now, and we have just about won. The only reason are military is out and about right now is because we are busy re-building the government and re-opening shops and small buisness.

[scarface53221]

America sux only reason they attacked irak was for the oil if Bush really wanted Oussama bin laden he would have caught him in the dessert when he was surrounded by the millatary but bush called it back.besides Amrica's economy can fall deep if Saudi arabia stops investing money in Amrica ther investment gives around 300000 ppl food.dont give me crap about America its just another black sheep of the world

[fook123]

Ok...... wow. If we were only in IRAQ for oil we would have been out of there already. Its taking so long to get out of Iraq because we are re-building there economy. You really are dumb, America is the best place to live and always will be. If you think America sucks go try living in another country, we could use less people like you.

[scarface53221]

lol i dnt live in america i live in holland building there economy lol how much of ur soldiers died for nothing who ruined there economy in the first place ur millatary u dumbass and the oil where is it ohh bush took it away for what for building there economy he destroyed in the first place.

[fook123]

How the hell did he destroy the economy? The economy over there was already shitty. BTW, after we rebuilt their a lot of there towns and reopened buiseness we were offered oil for a cheap price, but instead the democrats that were in office at the time had him give it up, so instead china was offered the oil. You are also from Holland so who fucking cares what you think is going on here..... let me type it so you can understand it "who cears wat u tink aboot wuts goin on in America".

[SurgicalEel]

ahaha, Oussama?

[knwrdeeptube]

man u sucks, u call it fighting terrorism, bullshit, this man has blown america in just 8 years, Obama rocks, and i think he is gonna do something for america.

[kennababe6]

It was not Bill who Bombed Iraq it was stupid George Bush's DAD!

[epd732]

Better check your history again dumbass. He bombed them on the eve of his impeachment. Used cruise missles to bomb a baby food factory. Starting to see the walls of your glass house yet?

[Swartzeagle83]

President Clinton authorized bombing of Iraq to enforce the no-fly zone near the end of his term in office. I'm not particularly a big fan of the former president, but don't be ignorant; check your facts before you make a statement like that.

[dpmduran]

He only made one mistake....answering any questions about his personal life! That's his business, and between him and Hillary!

I felt damn good when he was President, unlike now with Bush, who blows up buildings, and loves wars.

[francsiscog]

hahah clinton sucked..

[dpmduran]

No, I think it was Monica who did that!

[epd732]

Are you stupid? Did you forget when Bill bombed Iraq also or was that OK then. You Dems are such Hypocrites.

[dpmduran]

Stupid? That would be those who voted for Bush....3 times! Dixie Chicks were so right...and NOT ready to make nice with that jerk, nut case! And thanks to him, we are now living in the most depressed times in memory!

[dregothic]

Wow. You call this depressed? Compared to the Great Depression this is nothing. People still have jobs and the economy is doing fine.

During the Great depression there were no jobs, they had soup kitchens and the economy was horrible.

Seriously this is nothing compared to that.

[dpmduran]

Tell that to the majority of people today, who are paying more for their homes, and making less, while working 50-60 hr weeks.

It seems to be THE main issue in who gets elected for President, in case you haven't noticed. That's why Bush will be speaking from the White House tonight, since the republicans don't want to be associated with him.

[dregothic]

My grandfather lived through the Great Depression. He can easily say this is nothing.

BTW if you want a change the best change is Congress not the President. Congress controls spending and passing bills and laws. We can have the best president in the world but if Congress sucks it will go nowhere.

But seriously, this is nothing. I am one of those people and I am still happy. I work 40+ hours a week and can't afford to get a home but at least I have a job and my health.

[dpmduran]

You seem to have so much compassion, for those that don't have jobs, health insurance, or lost their homes in foreclosure. It's not about you, or the past, but about what people are going through the last 8 years. It has sucked for most people.

[SlaveOfTheGunners]

i hate that man hes a right muppit lol

[OutOnBailNow]

I'd say Bill was looking forward to getting back into the White House as First Man to get his hands on some young interns again.

[sr71atomica]

Only thing better than that would have been to accuse Bill Clinton of having an affair with the Spice Girls --- and then have him say:

"I did not have sexual relations with any of those women, Miss Adams (Victoria Beckham's maiden name), Miss (Melanie/Mel B) Brown, Miss (Emma) Bunton, Miss (Melanie/Mel C) Chisholm, or Miss (Geri) Halliwell."

[SeventiesPopRock]

In 2004, Bill Clinton had open heart surgery. For nearly four years, Clinton looked very sick and frail. But after the Presidential campaign began, Bill's health took on a miraculous improvement. He once again looked as vibrant and energetic as he did during the 90's. So what is Bill Clinton's secret to good health and living a longer life? It's his unique brand of "scorched earth" politicking he inflicts on his political adversaries. It has always brought out the best in Bill Clinton.

[Mickatavage]

I don't think anyone should believe that comment from pauljason75 since he's talking about the average American not being as "stupid" as they think, then he spells they're as "their"...shows a little about the average American right there.

[pauljason75]

The Clinton's are history. The average American is not as stupid as they think. She will and has said anything she needs to say depending on the audience; even going as far as faking accents to seemingly fit in. People just aren't that stupid; like I said their done.

Hillary Clinton supporter Ed Rendell praises Louis Farrakhan

take a look at

watch?v=DXum_-8I1TA

Will she ask Rendell to "denounce" and "reject" ?

[TwisterZaraku]

...How the hell are you guys HONESTLY going to spread politics to this god damned video? Jesus christ.. I'd like to laugh at previous presidents, who in my opinion was the only DECENT president we've had in the past 50 years who actually did SHIT right for our country, without being reminded how fucked up our current ones are or future ones are going to be. Jesus Christ...

This video wasn't all that funny =\

[19PHS74]

Bwahahahhahahaha!!!

[tristar1984]

please vote for hillary, then europe is going to be the biggest economy power! vote for hillary and you re going to crash the whole country!!

did you ever see a woman making adequad bussines=?

[jiminiflix]

If you Anericans want a decent leader choose one that is not a member of the CFR. Choose a man that upholds your constitution and believe in dealing with you 9 trillion dollar dept and stopping war - ROn Paul is your only choice for these issues. I hope you even have an election, if Bush instigates war with Iran and depression hits, martial law may be evoked and the election cancelled. Think about it. The $1 has to crash for the Amero. Just don't give your government credit for the Amero'answer'

[Samurai4Jesus]

rofl Awesome video. (Notice I'm the only one actually commenting on the video rather then engaging in pointless political debates or kissing Barack Obama's every footstep.)

[Shoie13]

If you don't want to stand behind our troops, then stand in front of them.

But they do need to come home. I don't support Bush, Obama for President!

[my1979transam]

what a lying goofball,

[Brayland1]

I heard that when Monica took her dress out of the closet, she found a big wad of Bills in the front pocket.

[SeventiesPopRock]

Hillary Clinton is not qualified to be President of my horse stall, and I will not vote for her under any circumstance. (Even if Obama is on as VP) She refused to release her tax returns for fear of losing Texas. She voted with Bush on the War.(4000 lives and families destroyed) The Clintons sold top military secrets to China in exchange for large campaign donations.(Chinagate) She voted for NAFTA. America is not for sale to the Chinese. I will never support such an abomination as Hillary!

[jiminiflix]

America is sold. The US dollar is worthless and will crash soon- it has to and the reserve bank wants it to. The Amero will be your new currency. Vote for Ron Paul who isn't a CFR member.

[cujoenyo]

id vote for ron paul but he sadly doesnt have a chance its like throwing away your vote

[rickbauls]

Throwing away your vote is voting for the lesser of two evils. There is no reason not to vote for Ron Paul.

[kdTV2Lvr]

reason not to vote for Paul? because he wants to set a modern nation back to the time of 1776!!

[rickbauls]

If modern means you must vote for who CNN and Fox tell you to vote for, get me my damn DeLorean quick, I'm going back to 1776!

[SeventiesPopRock]

T*E*X*A*S says "YES WE CAN" to BARACK OBAMA

[cgj1993]

I agree with you on most points, However i support Bush and DO NOT in anyway support Obama.

**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**

[ROBERT76921]

HILLARY CLINTON OR SHOUL'd ISAY PRE. HILLARY CLINTON

[BIGW45]

`

Great, with Hillary running, now there's going to be a make-up shortage to go with the Energy shortage.

That woman packs on the Make-up and the more she's on camera the faster she'll go thru our reserves.

We need someone FRESH - Hillary Rotten Clinton ain't it.

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[jsanguinett]

bill was a liar and still a liar,just like hillary,63 million people and i reelected president BUSH new record,not even your clinton got that many votes,so think about it you don't care about GEORGE BUSH but the rest of us care,and don't forget you democrats liberals out there,that your beloved john keneddy started the vietnam war and look more than 50,000 soldiers died,and don't forget that you democrats are the mayority in the house and senate and nothing they can do to bring my president down

[zmercs2]

I dont agree with everything Bush has done, at all, but when people call him stupid they need to remember we elected him TWICE so...

[alyceclover]

zmercs2: speak for yourself, I did not elect him even once. If I recall his brother was governor of Florida where there was that bit of election fraud and that is history so I do not recall what state it was that did not open the voting places...

[zmercs2]

RRIIGGHHTT ;)

[Northgrant]

It would have only been a fraud if the dems won. But thank the LORD, they didn't!

[nflstar37]

that is so true is. if al gore was the president right now and doing everything bush is right now then dems would say gore is doing nothing wrong

[cgj1993]

Exactly.

**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**

[dk4me]

@zmercs2 you guys nevered elected him, the125 ppl that control the world did

[DecrepitServant]

Fuck you ''middleclass'' whiners, bitching about The Presidents plan to lower oil prices(I'm a middleclass citizen, and you don't see me bitching)... Since you all love hillary so damn much why don't you go ask her about her plans for ''new energy sources''???

[jboy1711]

ok we're not the ones bitching so much...listen to yourself and all of ur comments and maybe you'll actually find you're the one bitching so much so how bout u just go and cry about poor bush some more

[DecrepitServant]

And another thing... When Bill was in office over 4000 of our soldiers died just in bootcamp, from training accidents... But I don't see any of you morons crying about that or the fact that he sent our troops over seas to places like Somalia, WOW lets give Bill a loud applause for making ignorant decisions :)

[DecrepitServant]

Fuck all the Bush haters trolling on youtube.. It just proves that you have nothing better to do than blame the President(who got elected as President TWICE!!) for all your problems in life, get over it.. You're stuck with him for another year.. So let me just take this moment to go WOOOOOHOOOO YEAH!!!! I'm glad knowing that you liberal pussy douchebags are suffering HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[NicNasty1981]

he got elected once. did you forget what happened for the first vote??? my god it was on the news all over the world! i wont tell you what happened instead ive left you with a little reminder.

watch?v=iqAVvlyVbag

[poodle720]

Mitt Romney for president!!! 2008

[mykainsbroken]

Ron Paul!

[ro7311]

Hillary is NOT Billy boy. True, he will be there, but you think she has gone through all that she has to let him muck it up again for her? I think not, gentle reader. I do think she will win though. She is one tough cookie.

[g5pro]

IS this what you want in the whitehouse?

again comeon guys

[MrRipster]

"I want you to listen to me, im going to say this again, i did....... HAVE, sexual relations with that woman, Miss Sex Lywinsky.

I told people to lie, just the one time."

ROFL

[right2life]

Bill Clinton murders millions of unborn children and no one cares.

[dharmamark]

Good!  LOL!!

[EdThaGNumba3]

@gwbushisapos: i kinda see what your saying about abortion but about bush...US soldiers were dragged in the streets of somalia in the early 90s and clinton just sat on his ass, im sorry but if it was my option, somalia woulda been the worlds biggest parking lot, you dont drag naked bodies of slain US soldiers through the street and get slapped on the wrist at least bush fucking stands up for the once defending our freedom

[cgj1993]

Amen!

**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**

[QuietRiot1876]

you're a fag

[EdThaGNumba3]

the murder of over a million innocents...are you perhaps talking about the genocide we so kindly call abortion

[willberb]

Lewinsky and Jennifer were "deflowered" long before they gobbled his goo. But I suppose if you never got a BJ you would be jealous as hell.

[yomamadontdanz]

i bet bill clitoris has sucked cock as well as gotton lewinsky and jennifer de-flowered.....he and james carville seem awfuly tight!

[yomamadontdanz]

now bill can be the first lady and give larry craig a blow job!

[Roman55Legions]

Clinton lies and gets a BJ!

Bush lies and 1000s die!

[lovesit34]

soo true! thank youuu, at least someone gets that

[hjgardner79]

Clinton gives nuclear technology to China and we might all die.

[QuietRiot1876]

you mean no one died under clinton? he deployed our military overseas more times than had been done in the previous 45 years.

[daughtry4eva]

yeah Clinton's better than Bush... wait...anybody's better than Bush !!

[lamborginidude97]

lol true!

[megan0308]

Bill Clinton and Bush are not the same thing i can make a list of things that clinton did at running our country SMOOTHLY..we need more presidents like him

[cgj1993]

You know what gets me? We get attacked on 9/11 by terrorist and over 3,000 died and 7 years later people say WE are wrong for going to war. Those People are idiots, and whether you support the war or not you should always support our troops simply because they are your fellow Americans fighting For YOUR freedom. The freedom that gives you retarded liberals the right to say bad things about your country. This just really fires me up!

[rockinman85]

President Bush was very wrong to make all our troops go to war so we can ruin innocent lives. I have no respect for people who choose to join the military because they had a choice, and they foolishly sacrificed their lives just to kill and torture innocent people overseas. Just because thet have a gunand tanks doesnt make them tough.

[rockinman85]

Stop crying about it. Its over, its done with. If you should blame anyone, blame our government for not telling us the attack was going to happen. And blame the stupid warmongers of the right who invaded the middle east and pissed off the people there and set up military bases like fucking egotistical assholes just to show how tough they are. Bullshit. We need to stop all wars and hate and stupidity and learn to act civilized. By the way, I'm a proud libertarian so FUCK YOU DICKHOLE

[chgogrfx]

Arabs/Muslims have been attacking the west since the Crusades. They have a long cultural memory & the Crusades provide them an excuse for terrorism. According to their fuzzy logic the US is a target because we are the HEIR to the western Crusaders.

There is much more to this--things are not as SIMPLE as you portray.

We didn't go to war to kill, we went to ware to protect our country & allies from Soddamn Insane who was aiding & abetting international terrorists, shooting scud missiles, etc.

[rockinman85]

By the way, you need to check up on your history. The military did not give people the right to free speech, the U.S. Constitution did. Fighting doesn not ensure freedom at all, it kills! Stupid right winger, get your head out your ass already

[chgogrfx]

You are playing a game of semantics.

The military (Continental Army) overthrew the repressive regime that limited free speech which allowed the creation of the US government who's constitution turned free speech into a legal right which is upheld & protected by the US military from all enemies both foreign & domestic.

Fighting Japan & Germany in WWII ENSURED our freedom & your right to spew whatever you want over the internet.

The facts are nowhere near as simple as you try to portray them

[cgj1993]

Yes, in the beginning the constitution did,I know that, I've read the constitution but it means nothing if there are no troops out there to uphold it and defend it. People like you are the ruin of our great nation.Our country is nothing without troops to defend it.

**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**

[monochromatic87]

How exactly are you defending your country in Iraq or Afghanistan? The defenders usually stay home and waiting for the attackers, they don't go blasting bombs all over Asia and the Middle East.

[cgj1993]

First of all we did wait for them to attack us on 9/11 and second I don't know about you but I would rather fight them overseas than have them over here fighting us.

**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**

[epicdeuce]

We were attacked.

[rjshmo]

Clinton and Bush its the same thing.

[ceremonyforafatlip]

hahaha classic. On the other hand this wasn't nearly the big deal that clinton giving nuclear secrets to the Chinese for campaign $, or giving nuclear technology to North Korea, or refusing OBL on a platter when offered by the Sudan, or running away from Somalia like a bitch, or doing nothing about the USS Cole or our embassies being bombed...

[metal71]

Keep educating these idiots, brother. Nice work.

[longlivebillhicks]

can you tell me where you get your information from? or are you just regurgitating rubbish you heard from Bill "I don't care about the truth just believe ME" O'Reilly?

[ceremonyforafatlip]

A relative of mine was one of the 75 FBI agents who investigated the Chinese money scandal, are you saying you didn't know about Clinton giving nuclear reactors to N. Korea? Madeline Albright has publicly discussed team-clinton letting OBL go multiple times, the rest are all public record. Any other boogeymen like O'reilly you want to drag out of the closet?

[longlivebillhicks]

I wish he WERE a boogeyman. Unfortunately he is real. I know about the NK nuclear scandal in 1994 but not about Clinton actually aiding their reactors. As for Albright, did she have Bin Laden? I thought they tried but never managed to catch him. Like I asked, please give me your sources. If I am been unfair ,I would like to rectify.

[Flyyers]

All you people who say Clinton is the best President we ever had are morons. Seriously, have you people ever opened a history book? Clinton just road the coat tails of a strong economy from the 80's and 90's. The only thing I will give him partial credit for was Nafta

[dominojoey]

He is the best at least in recent history. It's hard to compare him to a president who ruled when everyone thought it was impossible to send a text message, or say when folks did not believe in evolution. You do believe in evolution don't you? Please, do tell....

[Flyyers]

Evolution? Where are you going with this? I really don't care about that debate, because we are here today as humans and that's all there is to it to me. In recent history, I will give the nod to Reagan over Clinton as the better president. His tax cuts lead to the economic boom in the 80's-90's and his tough public stance on communism

[AJThek91]

yeah and Bush was a good president? i'm a conservative but that idiot let down national security, allowing those horrible attacks to occur, and then he thought in the best of interest of his country, already with a battered national security, went to the Middle East and fucked with people there

[19770326]

maybe the most brilliant mind to ever grace white house. ironically the next guy had the worst mind

[nlbmsportin]

As much as I like Clinton, Jefferson makes even great philosophers look like 3rd graders.

[19770326]

you know what ur right

[ceremonyforafatlip]

Yeah but compared to you everyone is a great mind. Being the smartest liberal is kind of like being the tallest midget in the world, it just doesn't matter.

[rusrebel]

HAHAHAA I love this speech and Yeah hes the best President for sure FUCK BUSH

[dominojoey]

Bill Clinton was the best thing this country has had since???????? Well, since forever.

[Flyyers]

Wow, you and johnny35 need to take a class US history.Please!!!

[johnny35692007]

the best president we ever had !!!!!!! i hope Hillary wins

[tmoneyeagles2]

messed up, but pretty funyy

[Gadgetglanman7]

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! listen very closey between 00:15 and 00:18 seconds. Hmmmmmm... I wonder.

Still a Clinton Fan.

I wish he had a Third Term in Office...

[Bravwarrior]

Yeah lame. Low quality.

[Pauken11]

This is lame.

[inteligentguy1234]

this is funny

[NaturalSelection2]

Funny, but poor quality.