Watching Martin on stand up always puts me in a good mood. And to the ones that's calling him racist you shouldn't be watching his comedy then cuz it means y'all ain't mature enough to watch it!!!!
How is he being racist? There ARE cultural differences between the races. To ignore them doesn't make you not a racist. None of us are color blind. I don't want to be color blind. I want to love all colors. I see other people's differences and love it. He jokes on everyone, ALL RACES. He's not discriminating. He's all inclusive.
@bobbas7 he was poor BEFORE he became rich, n jus cos hes rich DONT mean that he cant still be DOWN TO EARTH. Most black ppl that was born wiff money dont even consider themselves black like sum other ppl,cos they think if they ever got in tha hood they poor quick.. So they look their rich noses up at us n forget there history n say,"had nothing to do with me so forget them".. Martin along wiff Eddie Murphy, Berrnie (spell check) Mac,n Eddie Griffin ALWAYS keep it REAL n talk about real shit...
I like how he says "what we black people have been through", this ofcourse is a reference to slavery. How the hell would he know how it was to be a slave. He has nothing to do with that heritage of his, he is rich as heck. I like his comedic style, but the racial differences are fading away slowly. The ones keeping on to the skin colours are the black people themselves.
@bobbas7 Why should we black people forget about slavery? Jewish people will never forget the holocaust and their ancestor's slavery in Egypt, as well as they shouldn't. I'm not saying use slavery as an excuse to be racist, but it is a part of our history and our culture. We should never forget. Regardless of my financial status, it is part of my people's history!!!
@DrikaLuv I would think it would depress people to keep saying it over and over and over again. We know, we heard, we KNOW! Imagine someone alive today who's ancestors were burned at the stake at the Salem witch trials and that's all they talked about? And I have met Jewish people and I have yet to hear them bring it up and blame every white person they've met. If white people are being nice to you and not wearing a sheet/hood, leave them alone.
@DrikaLuv Blacks weren't the only people enslaved throughout history. Everyone else has forgotten it. Blacks are no more important than anyone else on this planet.
@DrikaLuv Your right you should never forget the past,but you must realize that the white people of today had nothing to do with the what happened back then.Don't you think we wished it didn't happen,its a shame that there are some black people that quote how there people have suffered in the past but have not correctly studied there Black history.I like Martin Lawrence but his comments on this video will only bread contempt between black and white people and that does not help!!!!!!
@c5128 I respect your comment but this was taped over ten years ago, a totally different time from 2012. I think most people watching this are not living their lives by what Martin Lawerence says, or his thoughts. This is comedy made to make you laugh, but it is easy to relate to.
@kathrine438 A famous black actor was once asked: what would you do stop racism?
His answer was perfect STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! ill call you by your name and you call me by mine forget about BLACK AND WHITE!!! this man is my hero!!!!!
have white people today reap the rewards,if i correctly study my history that is not qualified as official unless it is passed by your national curriculum what would i discover,only you westerners bread contempt by seeing the world in black and white,
@gemcommunityorg You need to clarify your comment, are you asking me a question or telling me a fact? what do you mean by you westerners? are you saying that all westerners are racist and no black people are racist? then I guess you believe all white people are racist! generalizing about a whole population isn't that what happened back in the day??? Where do you get your information from there are thousands of Black and Asian people in the world that are rich!!!!!
black people are westerners as well,rich and wealthy are two different things nearly every business institution that was founded around 1800-early 19th century has slave money in it from the banks to the alcohol firms and any other business adventure under the sun,yes all westerners including black,s are racist you have been brain washed to think that way,generalizing a whole population and wiping people of the face of the earth are two different things ask the INDIANS, FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@gemcommunityorg Its generalizing and greed that caused slavery and the holocaust you and I have nothing to do with any of this history as we was not around back then,.
As for companies back in the 1800's that made money out of slavery so!!!! BMW,VW built engines for the German airforce may be we should close them???
My family come from Spain may be I should hate the Arabs what do you think????
Black,White people are racist your comments prove that point!!!!!
@DrikaLuv yes It's history jewish people are not all that good you don't know how they were befor the holocost dey cainda desev it black people are different
what year is this cuz if u watch his shit from 93 and then watch this its all pretty much the same sex and racism. not saying he isnt funny just his comedy never evolved.
@kathrine438 i like his comedy which is why i looked him up on here. His films are funny, his stand ups are just racist and isn't funny at all really.
@kathrine438 i do like his comedy i think he's really funny when he's not being racist... thats all im saying. i think he's a funny guy but too much racist jokes just isn't funny. so no, i won't 'get the hell off his page' taa
@coppersulphate002 thank you! Im not in any way racist at all but if it was the other way round people would see it as racist. He just needs to tone it down a bit
@sarahgodd Tone it down? Do you know that this is Martin? Why should he have to hold his tongue for anybody? DC crowd, and DC is raw. They may give it a pretty little name "The Nation's Capitol", but it's no joke. The District is a hostile and serious city, he had to appeal to an audience that can relate to the hard life. This is not Disney channel shit, Martin is for real and that's what it is. If you can't handle it, go watch some PG13 crap.
@sarahgodd Honestly, how can you even blame black people? The ways of history has fucked up a large portion of black folks forever. Even after that, black people still tend to have the most problems, they're the most hated, even the educated blacks are still looked at as "niggers" by white folks, and most of those white folks don't have the courage to say it to your face. They'll hide behind a computer screen and say what they really feel. Not biased, because bad people come in all colors..
"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
@hollerholler4217 Do you have white women cluthcing their purses for fear you will rob them? Do people assume based on your skin tone that you're uneducated, ignorant, and uncultured? Did you ever have someone threaten your life just because of your race? Don't be so naiive there's still racism and unless you're black(which i doubt) you'll never know how it feels.
@hollerholler4217 Can't say u love martin then call him a racist. So I guess you listen to Imus in the morning or a bitter Jeff Foxworthy fan. Believe it or not black people in this country although born and raised still get treated at times like we're inferior or not to be respected. Sales people still follow me around a designer store even though I'm an RMA for an oncologist/hematologist. But because of my complexion I'm a suspected thief. Do you have that problem?
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sampleforyou 2 days ago
lol @ the guy who said "hurry up"
Tramain1987 5 days ago
Man I love this guy. He's funny
teamsami123 4 weeks ago
Gangsta MLK @ 6:09
FeiLong2310 1 month ago
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Checkout Rick Ross MMG Trailer for TV Show LMAO !!!
BoxSeatz 1 month ago
Love Martin
tien714 1 month ago
Somebody put something in his mouth my zipper stuck lol he a fooli
IREALLYDONTKARE1 1 month ago
Lol look at what hes wearing
Kole777 1 month ago
3:13 l0lz muthafuka diz iz bullshyt!!! l0lz fav part.
mrseximix 2 months ago in playlist Martin Lawrence- run tell dat
"let me show u how martin get down muthafcker" kmsl.! 6:20
idkdcdwc 3 months ago
Watching Martin on stand up always puts me in a good mood. And to the ones that's calling him racist you shouldn't be watching his comedy then cuz it means y'all ain't mature enough to watch it!!!!
NellJ04 3 months ago
"Stop chasing them hoes , Jesse !"
trece2222 3 months ago 2
fuck dat dis is how martin get dowwwwn
lol ahha lmao
707kidkaos 3 months ago
You know what fuck youu fucckk youuuu.. my dad is gonna have your asss.. there goes your 5 million $ donation
doolsdollas 3 months ago
the awkward moment when the 2 top comments are the same
oegelaaboegela 3 months ago
MARTIN IS SILL AZZ FUCK....
jacksoncita 3 months ago
somebody put something in his mouth my zipper stuck! lol
simplymehbrittany 3 months ago
stop chasing them hoes jesse! lol
simplymehbrittany 3 months ago
"stop chasin dem hoes Jessse"" lmao
vee5210 3 months ago 2
STOP CHASIN' THEM HOES, JESSE!!!
tonKUHaaaa 4 months ago 3
How is he being racist? There ARE cultural differences between the races. To ignore them doesn't make you not a racist. None of us are color blind. I don't want to be color blind. I want to love all colors. I see other people's differences and love it. He jokes on everyone, ALL RACES. He's not discriminating. He's all inclusive.
DrikaLuv 4 months ago
"stop chasin them hoes Jesse"
tommy5977 4 months ago
@bobbas7 he was poor BEFORE he became rich, n jus cos hes rich DONT mean that he cant still be DOWN TO EARTH. Most black ppl that was born wiff money dont even consider themselves black like sum other ppl,cos they think if they ever got in tha hood they poor quick.. So they look their rich noses up at us n forget there history n say,"had nothing to do with me so forget them".. Martin along wiff Eddie Murphy, Berrnie (spell check) Mac,n Eddie Griffin ALWAYS keep it REAL n talk about real shit...
kbm515 5 months ago 3
lmao sumbody put sum in his mouth my zipper stuck
mzsmoochiee 5 months ago
u kno im not that type of white ppl lol... idk ive never even tlked to a cop besides wen they catch me lol an i scream i didnt do it haha
mbirdwell2011 5 months ago
6 cops got cussed out by white people Lmao
TheMrsuh90 5 months ago
I like how he says "what we black people have been through", this ofcourse is a reference to slavery. How the hell would he know how it was to be a slave. He has nothing to do with that heritage of his, he is rich as heck. I like his comedic style, but the racial differences are fading away slowly. The ones keeping on to the skin colours are the black people themselves.
bobbas7 6 months ago
@bobbas7 Why should we black people forget about slavery? Jewish people will never forget the holocaust and their ancestor's slavery in Egypt, as well as they shouldn't. I'm not saying use slavery as an excuse to be racist, but it is a part of our history and our culture. We should never forget. Regardless of my financial status, it is part of my people's history!!!
DrikaLuv 4 months ago 24
@DrikaLuv I would think it would depress people to keep saying it over and over and over again. We know, we heard, we KNOW! Imagine someone alive today who's ancestors were burned at the stake at the Salem witch trials and that's all they talked about? And I have met Jewish people and I have yet to hear them bring it up and blame every white person they've met. If white people are being nice to you and not wearing a sheet/hood, leave them alone.
TheSandbar136 1 month ago
@DrikaLuv uhu...
TjvybeZ 1 month ago
@DrikaLuv We're all one people under God
kingtawil 1 month ago
@DrikaLuv Blacks weren't the only people enslaved throughout history. Everyone else has forgotten it. Blacks are no more important than anyone else on this planet.
Sonnyxleet 1 month ago
@DrikaLuv Your right you should never forget the past,but you must realize that the white people of today had nothing to do with the what happened back then.Don't you think we wished it didn't happen,its a shame that there are some black people that quote how there people have suffered in the past but have not correctly studied there Black history.I like Martin Lawrence but his comments on this video will only bread contempt between black and white people and that does not help!!!!!!
c5128 3 weeks ago
@c5128 I respect your comment but this was taped over ten years ago, a totally different time from 2012. I think most people watching this are not living their lives by what Martin Lawerence says, or his thoughts. This is comedy made to make you laugh, but it is easy to relate to.
kathrine438 2 weeks ago
@kathrine438 A famous black actor was once asked: what would you do stop racism?
His answer was perfect STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! ill call you by your name and you call me by mine forget about BLACK AND WHITE!!! this man is my hero!!!!!
c5128 1 week ago
have white people today reap the rewards,if i correctly study my history that is not qualified as official unless it is passed by your national curriculum what would i discover,only you westerners bread contempt by seeing the world in black and white,
gemcommunityorg 1 day ago
@gemcommunityorg You need to clarify your comment, are you asking me a question or telling me a fact? what do you mean by you westerners? are you saying that all westerners are racist and no black people are racist? then I guess you believe all white people are racist! generalizing about a whole population isn't that what happened back in the day??? Where do you get your information from there are thousands of Black and Asian people in the world that are rich!!!!!
c5128 1 day ago
black people are westerners as well,rich and wealthy are two different things nearly every business institution that was founded around 1800-early 19th century has slave money in it from the banks to the alcohol firms and any other business adventure under the sun,yes all westerners including black,s are racist you have been brain washed to think that way,generalizing a whole population and wiping people of the face of the earth are two different things ask the INDIANS, FACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gemcommunityorg 1 day ago
@gemcommunityorg Its generalizing and greed that caused slavery and the holocaust you and I have nothing to do with any of this history as we was not around back then,.
As for companies back in the 1800's that made money out of slavery so!!!! BMW,VW built engines for the German airforce may be we should close them???
My family come from Spain may be I should hate the Arabs what do you think????
Black,White people are racist your comments prove that point!!!!!
c5128 1 day ago
@DrikaLuv yes It's history jewish people are not all that good you don't know how they were befor the holocost dey cainda desev it black people are different
ivoandsumi 1 week ago
dis nigga is a fuckin genius
bunkie90 6 months ago
lmao he said "this races white boy picked up a rock, like half a bolder our some shit"
MrFrankyJoe 6 months ago 3
"I know I was speeding you fuck, I'm in a rush!" LMOA
01Christlover 6 months ago 3
why dont you put your dick in your ass! lol
TheGuinnessboys 6 months ago
Martin Lawrence or Jamie Foxx ?
DxFreshBoy13 7 months ago
@DxFreshBoy13 martin no doubt
NellStalgya 6 months ago
we shut the fuckk up
Ymcmbcjwizzle 7 months ago
ur an asshole n ur a dick, u know wht why dont chu put ur dick in ur ass
lebron231ful 7 months ago
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lebron231ful 7 months ago
-this is always funny no matter how many times i see it.. you cant be upset and watch this.. itll change your whole mood.. i love him.. to funny..
Necii082109 7 months ago
fuck dat coretta these niggas thnk im soft lmao
angelofthorn 7 months ago 2
stop chasin dem hoes jessie xD
BobMurphy91 8 months ago 3
5:08 - 6:45 is the best
iansolomon1 8 months ago 4
ghetto version activate
hahaha2250 8 months ago
mother fucker this is bullshit
tdjsa 8 months ago
I knoo ii was speedinqq yuu dick im in aah rush ! ! ! Kmsl awww thtt baw dumb af !
adbeast10 8 months ago
Speedy Gonzalez
lildrose11 9 months ago
Matha Fucka!!! this is some BullShit!!!!
Lewandowski10789 9 months ago
my dude hella funny lox
youngdoah4000 10 months ago
a half a boulder or some shit
myblacktube03 10 months ago
He is a comediant that comes up with jokes on stage and not at home.
He's thet best
Jindojay 10 months ago 3
Fuck that Coretta, these niggas think I'm soft!!
LMFAO!!! Just ONE time!
bubblinbrownsugar616 10 months ago 19
thats what i say about tickets motha fucka this is bullshit
snacks123 10 months ago
what year is this cuz if u watch his shit from 93 and then watch this its all pretty much the same sex and racism. not saying he isnt funny just his comedy never evolved.
LarryBogary 10 months ago
@LarryBogary 2002 my man
capncris 10 months ago
@LarryBogary every comedian does. those are the 2 most popular topics in the world so theyre gonna talk about it
Bboy283 5 months ago
Stop Chasing them hoes Jessee!!!
lilmamalele 10 months ago 4
im the 1 dat said hurry up yo!!!! foreal
demdufflebagz 11 months ago
Nigga Martin, smh
TheIcecoldkidd 11 months ago
Fuck that Coretta, these niggas think I'm soft!!! lmao
DaChemist13 11 months ago 3
YOUR AN ASSHOLE AND A BITCH YES!! lmao
DaChemist13 11 months ago
If another one of u motherfuckers hit me with another rock lol cnt stop laughing :)
SymoneWilson 11 months ago 2
@SymoneWilson I'LL BEAT YO BITCH ASS!!!!
nuknuknuk111 2 months ago
1:49- "You know what, why don't you put your dyck in your ass?" LOL!!!
feminineandfeisty 1 year ago
love how most black comedians are so racist yet they make out its us white people that have the problem. go take a long hard look at yourself
sarahgodd 1 year ago
@sarahgodd your stupid
take a look at yourself get the hell off his page if you dont like his comedy
kathrine438 1 year ago
@kathrine438 i like his comedy which is why i looked him up on here. His films are funny, his stand ups are just racist and isn't funny at all really.
sarahgodd 11 months ago
@kathrine438 i do like his comedy i think he's really funny when he's not being racist... thats all im saying. i think he's a funny guy but too much racist jokes just isn't funny. so no, i won't 'get the hell off his page' taa
sarahgodd 5 months ago
@sarahgodd Im black but I agree with you!
coppersulphate002 11 months ago
@coppersulphate002 thank you! Im not in any way racist at all but if it was the other way round people would see it as racist. He just needs to tone it down a bit
sarahgodd 11 months ago
@sarahgodd Tone it down? Do you know that this is Martin? Why should he have to hold his tongue for anybody? DC crowd, and DC is raw. They may give it a pretty little name "The Nation's Capitol", but it's no joke. The District is a hostile and serious city, he had to appeal to an audience that can relate to the hard life. This is not Disney channel shit, Martin is for real and that's what it is. If you can't handle it, go watch some PG13 crap.
kltiswhoib 11 months ago
@sarahgodd Honestly, how can you even blame black people? The ways of history has fucked up a large portion of black folks forever. Even after that, black people still tend to have the most problems, they're the most hated, even the educated blacks are still looked at as "niggers" by white folks, and most of those white folks don't have the courage to say it to your face. They'll hide behind a computer screen and say what they really feel. Not biased, because bad people come in all colors..
kltiswhoib 11 months ago
@sarahgodd u sound like a bitch,and u r one of the reasons y martin could possibly be racist
smellgudd86 11 months ago
@smellgudd86 haha ok
sarahgodd 11 months ago
@sarahgodd how is this racist? because he said white ppl talk to the cops any way they want?
Bboy283 5 months ago
yeah i know i was speeding asshole im in a rush, lmfao classic
chrisj906 1 year ago 2
stop chassin them HOES jesse!
BarbiiXBitch 1 year ago 4
LOL fuck that Coretta these niggas think im soft. LOLOL
That was to funny!!!
destructivefox18 1 year ago 4
Dont forgot who the original Def Jam host is muthafucka
mkvl1490 1 year ago 6
i know i was speeding im in a rush lol
darkangel20013 1 year ago
What show? iam prize?
xanthy2000 1 year ago
No si don't know, i did no speedy. Then they see the ticket: Mothafucka! This is bullshit!
Meridos257 1 year ago
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"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
ggnub100 1 year ago
"HURRY UP" "someone put something in his mouth mY zippers stuck" ROFL!
NMaalo 1 year ago
"Anotha' one a you mothafucka's hit me wit a rock, I'll beat'cho b*tch ass, you mothafucka'" lol
iEmbarcadero 1 year ago 4
this was my shit...i was only 9 years old saying all the jokes he said on the playground to my friends lol
merrittairianna 1 year ago
lmfao "leave them hoes alooooonnnneeee Jess-say!"
tatibabe08 1 year ago
Fuck that Coretta these niggaz think im soft let me show em how Martin get down lol
YNGblaque 1 year ago 9
@YNGblaque LMMFAO
mone1303 4 months ago
thnxx 4 uploadng................
TheSaswatam 1 year ago
yeah i know i speeding i'm in a rushhh
albrigsy 1 year ago 3
"see your ass in court bud" one of the best lines in the show. great
SiochainGra 1 year ago 2
"somebody put somethin in his mouth, my zipper's stuck." hahaha ilove this man(:
ronasiascott 1 year ago 9
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martin lawrence is offensive in an unfunny way.
it's just "niggah! Those white people...! ha niggah please"
ExtendedWeekend 1 year ago
i heard that "hurry up" sounded like that of a "white man"
marter2006 1 year ago
@cKooLaiD311 lol hell yah daz mine 2
mrseximix 1 year ago
i got to learn i got to fuckin learn
Youngcrapballer 1 year ago 2
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How are things not equal for blacks in whites in America? I love Martin but he is a huge racist!
hollerholler4217 1 year ago
@hollerholler4217 nigga aint shit equal
YoungJu202 1 year ago
@YoungJu202 Please tell me what isn't equal?
hollerholler4217 1 year ago
@hollerholler4217 Do you have white women cluthcing their purses for fear you will rob them? Do people assume based on your skin tone that you're uneducated, ignorant, and uncultured? Did you ever have someone threaten your life just because of your race? Don't be so naiive there's still racism and unless you're black(which i doubt) you'll never know how it feels.
Stilletto101 1 year ago 4
@hollerholler4217 Can't say u love martin then call him a racist. So I guess you listen to Imus in the morning or a bitter Jeff Foxworthy fan. Believe it or not black people in this country although born and raised still get treated at times like we're inferior or not to be respected. Sales people still follow me around a designer store even though I'm an RMA for an oncologist/hematologist. But because of my complexion I'm a suspected thief. Do you have that problem?
Stilletto101 1 year ago
@hollerholler4217 youre in denial.
JayDrummerBoy 1 year ago
@hollerholler4217 This is a comedy special, anything being said here is not 100% true or what the comedian really thinks its just jokes...
BiggieSmalls11111 1 month ago
thanks for upload it
jesussnider 1 year ago
6:05 to 6:45 the funniest shit i ever heard
diamondshell8103 1 year ago 2
hafl a boulder ahahha
sunburningstare 1 year ago
3:58 - 6:45 Favorite part of this movie
jrcarter9175 1 year ago
'hurry up"? was that a heckler? Martin handled that heckler well.
Stupid heckler.
tien714 1 year ago
yall some haters
jon76398 1 year ago
@edhardy617 where?
duckwifey87 1 year ago
ride this mutha fucka till the wheels fall off
PhENo0MENTaL 1 year ago
wer is a link to the whole movie
DONISHADENNIS 1 year ago
@DONISHADENNIS I didn't find this movie on any link either .. Dats why i uploaded this online on youtube.
MelOdiiYa 1 year ago 12
@MelOdiiYa nice call man thanx for upload
alexgrimmaster1 1 year ago
carlos mencia copied martins style
ThisIsCyfe 1 year ago
@ThisIsCyfe definitely, although mencia ripped off way more people than just martin.
helikestv 1 year ago
@helikestv
yeah he ripped off george lopez too
ThisIsCyfe 1 year ago
@ThisIsCyfe he copies underground comics to
pyrahmed 1 year ago
HURRY UP!!!
Buddyx76 1 year ago 38
i know i was speeding you fuck im in a rush fuck you fuck yoiu thats shit funny ass hell
austin31640 1 year ago 3
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austin31640 1 year ago
what the fuck did you pull me over for??
LOL
hukedonmunkiefonix 2 years ago 57