Chris Rock- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

[BillyBong05]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA!?

[magicfing3rs]

I think the guy in the car with rap music is HILLARIOUS

[qawsedazsxdc100]

20 got there ass kicked by the police

[BenjooUK]

20 police watched this video.

[SuperDollface84]

Man dont give him shit!!!! What the fuck you want?!!!!! Rofl!!! lol

[braytex]

i thought carrying a loaded gun was the american way of life.....................

[RedwoodTheElf]

@braytex

Only if you have a license...and committing a crime while carrying one tends to make the police a bit, shall we say, nervous?

[ThalesEN]

carrin a loaded gun and smocking some pot...

[thisdisease777]

AYY!! DON'T GIVE HIM SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT!?!

[ThePto95]

Funniest vid i seen today

[ticks4ticks4]

Men can EASILY get falsely accused and convicted of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE by females! Just on their say-so! It's called VAWA!

[deadfordays]

@ticks4ticks4 that law is changing thank god my wife is a fucking drunk pissed off nut case

[creativebrother]

I actually used the advice at 1:53. It works (LOL)! The cop must have seen Chris Rock's skit because I swear he looked like he wanted to laugh his butt off after I said "Is there a problem officer?"

[creativebrother]

I actually used the advice at 1:53. It works (LOL)! The cop must have seen Chris Rock's skit because I swear he looked like he wanted to laugh his butt off after I said "Is there a problem officer?"

[eisakhaleel1]

that is the best lesson i have ever got LOL!

[alacranmann]

Man,this is so funny,Chris,you Rock dude.

[youfuckinsuck1000]

this shit is funny as hell

[BoudreauProductions1]

Funniest video I've seen today!!!!

=D

[lewiscifer999]

LMFAO Get a white friend

[TheLegomasterdx]

he got weed he got weed o come on kill that bitch if im a that police man i will not kick a fuck out of a guy i will see if he got weed if he dont then sey shut a fuck up you bitch

[TheFreshPrinceOfUSA]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHA FUCKA lmao

[545tmm]

fuk the police cop killa fukin pigs

[Farsearch]

This is just plain epic.

[timelord1967]

HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[thehustle5]

i wonder which people started that tradition?

[BooSFla]

the guys face at 2:47 is great

[BestVideosEver01]

i am a police man, and i actually listen to "fuck the police" while i drive my cop car.

[Xstina777]

why?

[BestVideosEver01]

haha, it was a joke, im not a cop.

[Xstina777]

oh. ok.

[IamMeredithK]

there are plenty of white friends with warrents, weed, and guns that won't shut the f&!k up. And police do that crap just for fun sometimes.

[eghotchkin]

police do not do that for fun

[woodex23]

AAHAGAGHAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

[BishopAdamair]

Quite possibly one of the funniest skits ever. Chris Rock ROCKS!

[falsepride]

Beyond funny! You don't even need to hear it! The expressions alone are amazing!

[shaleensteve]

This is so fucking hilarious!!!!

[MigukSaram69]

absolutely hilarious!

[etnies0110]

2:09 through 2:11 is funny

[gqpadillac]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!!

[afgsier]

HE GOT WEEED HE GOT WEEED

[sithlord06]

Classic!  What the F***** u want officer

[jnookdacrook]

uncle tom ass house nigga

[indyliberal]

Yeah 'cause being a criminal somehow makes you "real" . . . .

[chic487]

now i wouldnt do that shit IF I WAS YOU FUNNY AS HELL=)

[otto5656]

Get a white friend.....A white friend can be the difference between a ticket and a bullet in your ass.

[bryantocara]

"probably" haha

[7Rukahs7]

he got weed hahahhah

[kevdo242]

Hey Crabman!

[8to1fav]

Lets Review: "Shut The Fuck Up!" LMAO

[GreenFunkRow]

HAHA! that was fucking funny. No N.W.A with the windows down. lol

[takfreak11]

kind funny

[ilovej3nn]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHAFUCKA!!!! haha the funniest line.

[roarkkariyama]

that's sighing your own death warrent

[RedwoodTheElf]

He sounded like he was shouting, not sighing (Perhaps you meant Signing instead of Sighing?)

[manohman101]

HAHA.

dont ride with a mad woman

[Helgali]

I love this part: "Be polite!

'Is there a problem, officer?'!"

hahahahah

[jd272]

lmao he got weed he got weed

[choarael]

thats a funny video!

[Bl1nd420]

when the cop says liscense and regisration please look at the crazy friends face, thats the same look kanye had before he said george bush doesnt like black people

[zhelder]

Is that Eddie Steeples cursing out the cops and getting a beat down? If so, he's even cooler than I thought!

[ultimaIXultima]

lmfao, chris rock is hilarious!

[nirvana1nchains]

lol *probably*

[911chopsticks]

"if you have to give a friend a ride, get a white friend. A white friend can be the difference between a ticket, And a bullet in your ass"

[Yoga1978]

he got weed! hahahaha

[Pandawithagun]

Hey, it's Crabman! xD

[ifureadthisdie]

ROFLMAO XD

[HiddenFacedMatt]

They should show this video in schools. With the cuss words bleeped out, that is. :P

[aypimptastic]

the crazy woman bit is hilarious

[michelle122494]

if you have to give a friend a ride,get a white friend

lmfaoo

[NicoM619]

get a white friend lol this is hallarious

[Studjeff4]

at 2:44-2;47, when his friend is swearing to the cop, notice how the guy smiling's face changes! lolz

[ItDaAznUNvrNotice]

lawl i saw the change it was hella funny

[rekounas]

LOL! Funny, funny shit!

[zaldyOh]

he got weed he got weed!!! turn that shit off...shut the fuck up....is he about to kick my ass? what the fuck you want motherfucker! lolzzz

[laxdude67]

fucking genious

[TasamiOkami]

I Mis Read this as "Chris Crocker- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police" Which Would have Been Much Cooler. Curse my Simple Minded mind!

[WVUyea]

I can watch this all day

[cimbol]

yeah, my fav ;D

[runawayfreak]

HAHA that was a good one! LOL and i luved the get a white friend part!

[alakasamsmart]

"Man don't give him shit! WAT DA FUCK DO U WANT?!" Btw, why was the guy smiling at that scene xD

[charliehustlenflow]

i kno. the dude in the car was almost smiling at da most inappropriate tymz.

[johann50000]

Kicking his ass he got weed he got weed hahahaahah rolf :D

[Rowlexxx]

hey...that's crabman from i love earl!!!!

[Redfox161616]

lol

[SGTRaffaele]

"Wut the fuck u want mothafucker!

[NCISguy]

Thats how the LCPD are!

[Helgali]

Is there a problem officer?

[turtleracer2]

cracked me up.

[fara85ivy]

he got weed!!!he got weed!!!!

waaargh..damn hilarious..

i still cant stop laughing..help!..

hahahahahahahahahahaaa..

chris rock,u made my day..

[blackscent]

" be polite"

" WHAT THE FUCK U WANT!"

that made me laugh at the highest pitch ever..

[quaid113]

I've always known to just stay quiet, be polite without looking like an ass kisser and just plain honest. I was once pulled over by NJ State Trooper after working a double and flying home just so I can get some sleep. When the the Trooper asked me "Do you know why I stopped you?" I said yes I do. I was driving very fast. He asked me what was my hurry. I told him I worked 16 straight hours and just wanted to get home to bed. said. No ticket, no ass kicking. He said have a good night

[Warfan29]

Maybe He Had No Tickets left over LOL

[toocooldance]

whats the song playing in the background

[Narderz]

lol @ 2:43

[dirtymartinikisses]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

[LPG2k7]

yeah, funny as hell.

he got weed! HE GOT WEEEEED! jajaja

[Shaun17170]

I just about laughed myself onto the floor in a kaniption fit. Very funny stuff. Three thumbs up.

[Shaun17170]

I just about laughed myself onto the floor in a kaniption fit. Very funny stuff. Three thumbs up.

[percival263]

If your woman is mad at you there's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your ass kicked....LOL!

[thedungape]

lost season 4

[lahmeman08]

hehe, i could use those tips

[lmsasquatch]

LOL- Obey the law

[Cahlish]

can anyone pliiiiz tell me what car that is? ^^

[lolraxjimmy]

Honda Prelude 94-97 I think

[charliepeke]

"Blasting f--- the police while being pulled over BY the police is just ign'ant." True dat!

[est6661zack]

What The Fuck You WANT!?!

[lazymuthafukka]

HE GOT WEED ~!!! XD

[BooSFla]

I love the drivers expression when the friend and girlfriend start yelling at the cops.

"everybody knows, if the police have to came and get you they are bringing an ass kicking with them"

[MaijuxMaijux]

scene abotuh mad woman was the best!! :D

[milib0y]

chris is da best

[Shiblee1986]

I was rolling on the floor after watching this.

[skowronek]

Never was much for all the vulgarity, but that was mighty funny.

[jeteryankees2]

get a white friend

LOL

[thedarknessofnana]

XD Lol, see the main problem is that a lot of black peopel like to "keep it real," which result in getting their ass kicked. Alls we have too is zip the lip and we're fine. XD Lol, I never got pulled over before, but even if I did I'd say as little as possible so as to not self-incriminate. XD Lol.

[Pedwily]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MUTHA FUCKER

[TheBrightDarkside]

lolz i lyk dat vid very much lol

Nah, I don't normally talk like that.

But that vid was hilarious!

[amran8888]

Lol @ "what the fuck you want?"

[vidaddict667]

'TURN THAT SHIT OFF!'

Awesome.

[tubetime256]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

[lauris32]

Is there a problem officer? - YES

What Tha Fuck Do You Want Muthafucka!!! - NO

[johnrobinsonh]

Very funny. But, also 100% true. Chris Rock should instruct regular Black folks around the country to avoid doing the foolish acts that result in police officers beating their asses. His comments about Rodney King were dead. Just think, that whole horrilbe riot, murder and looting rampage could have been avoided if Rodney had done like Chris Rock said.

[babyB5]

"he got weed, he got weed"

lol.. got me rollin!!

i love chris rock

[scunnyred]

I'm british and we don't experience anything like that! but the video was so funny ,brill.

[scaler2007]

i noticed that too

[cakeplox]

i dont know what part of britain your from mate but im from london and i see it plenty of times.

[mumpty]

That was more that funny, that was roll-on-the-floor-piss-my-pant­s funny! Nice one

[chimburia]

IS HE ABOUT !! KICK MY ASS !! hahaha lomao.. WHAT THE FUCK U WANT MOTHA FUCKA!!

[QRTrojans]

THIS IS FUNNY AS A MOTHERLOVER!!

[malltown]

LMFAO!!! the guy who looks like 2 pacs like " WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHA FUCKA!!! CLASSIC NIGGERS.. rofl"

[hiimwhiteboy]

great...

bush is satan

gotta love chris rock

[sharkstun97]

donyt forget nerf guns that would make this shit mad funny

[LightSparkzz]

the be polite part was really funny.

and the part with first jumping without a joint and gun was also funny because first chris talks sort of it is ok (well of course its ok) and then he talks like gettin in to trouble! :roflolImao

[Phrozone]

"HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED."

ROFL.

[M3n747]

I love this video. :D

[carlosdevil666]

hahahaha gotta love him

[blackenuf4ya]

ROFL!!! Oh, shit this is funny!

[MikeZdoesit]

'Not a ticket' hahaha - eases the pain :)

[viewerABCDEF]

chris rock is lame!!!!!!!!!!

[thestudent09]

"if you jump a sub-way turn style with a loded gun and a joint then you probably need your ass kicked" "he got weed! he got weed!" ROTFLMWNAO!!!

[Craig00000000001]

ROFLLLLLLLLLL!!!

[9sillypooh]

lol Love chris rock, really. Funny video.

[chimburia]

nah! chris u da best man..> is real funny shit..

[KJ3wood]

Chris keeps it real.

[VladimirSkaletsky]

"And if you do get pulled over by the cops, remind your friend to do this one thing: SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Hahahahah, man, this shit never gets old! :-)

[moureesha]

Wow Dude!! You are so funny...

[mafiotzi]

That Accord Coupe was nice lookin

[josephmoy7]

"What the fuck you want mothafucka"

Classic

he's 1 of te funniest men alive

[doody2007]

lol the turnstyle bit was the shit^^

this vid is the bollocks im favin it

[romanu91]

yeah this is the shit man

[elperropatron]

"First, Obey The Law!"

That seems to be the one that a lot of people have trouble with.

"If you jump a turnstyle while carrying a loaded gun and smoking a joint, maybe you need your ass kicked."

Exactly. the vast majority of people who catch a beatdown from the cops, get it for being fucking idiots. Think of a beatdown as an "idiot tax."

[lazymuthafukka]

he got weed ~! he got weed ~! XD LOL

[fleet4life]

Wtf is up with the crowd?

They just can't stop clapping!

It was good, but not as good as the audience made out...

[DarrinX]

"Man Don't Give Him Shit! What Da Fuck U Want!?" LMFAO God this is classic! :D

[kelly2charmin]

lmfao it was

[CrazySteveV2]

LOL.... funny guy

[WelcometoMidnight]

"what the fuck you want motherfuck-!" lol

[kelly2charmin]

lmao

[comeedeeann]

wow, this clip is mainly making fun of black people and yet you point out one little comment about a white person. hmmm. There is nothing racist about comedy when it is done solely for laughs and not out of malice. I laugh at it all. It brings us closer together.

[Karonl6]

white people have 400 of this video up why becuz they are all racist

and they pay chris rock

[BFkRaKeN]

Thats fuckin funny as fuck! :D:D

Be Polite.

WAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHA FUCKA?!?!? LOL ^^

[silocaust]

HE GOT WEED!! HE GOT WEED!!

[2pacwigga]

chris owns

[TheAtarian1]

LOL, classic chris rock.

[2pacwigga]

i love niggaz and niggers and negros and coloreds

[Lordasia]

WOW you really missed the point of the skit.

[Michaelfender]

Well I do sort of agree with you. He says he likes black people but he hates niggers. By that he means he hates the women who go "OH NO YOU DEE'EEENT" and the men who say "I look after mah kids" and all that shit, but like most people, dosent mind normal black people, same as me.

[BigTymez1]

i know this is madd funny

[jenellmcdaniel]

omg this is soooooooooooooo funny but sooooooooooooooo true