I'm Alan Partridge S2E5 Pt.2

[TheScriabin]

Goodness, that's like missing out Ricky Gervais's dance from The Office!

[MalonsMilk]

Watching Alan always makes me feel slightly unomfortable seen as though I actually dated someon who had pratically the same personality and mannerisms as him. Social situations were highly embarrassing.

[tobydog1989]

Air bass guitar! Where is it!?



[garrysmoddudey]

he doesnt avoid tax he only evades tax.. wait its the other way around.. oh shutup!

[quettariel]

bleachy head

[LoriFromLondon]

it's a tip ... i p[anicked lol lol

[Peepsi44]

At 8:54 - Anyone rember when petrol was that cheap?

[ahenmaxtae]

an unexpected but potent gust :P

[antbubb]

The tax people are a bit early?! they're an hour early!

[SandrineSoprano]

"It is out there..."

[frenchkids]

Sacrilege. You know exactly what I'm talking about

[hifromrich]

"do you want a chicken drumstick...."

[2009lsfds]

8:52

[theatomictrain]

The chemicals in that loo would dissolve a corpse.

[kingston0708]

cant believe the BEST part is missing from this!!! everytime i see it i buckle over with laughter!!!

[Gellis2009]

wheres the other one, wheres the other pig.

I wonder if i can walk like this.

lol crazy bastard

[Gellis2009]

probly cut it out because of copyright on the song

[KevBaz78]

"I'm chuffed like mad...she weren't expecting THAT!"

[xxxbongosxxx]

i could have been r2 d2 !

[lalalalala5151]

If you notice from this point on with the talk with the builder, when he mentions bleachy head and jumping from him if he gets depressed again, that John always seems nicer to him and not pissed off like he was in the previous episodes. Also how panicked he is with them shows how messed up he got, I feel so sorry for Alan, its like the Rural Alan when hes rambling on Christmas day that is so sad too, and its tragic how he can never bring himself to trust Sonja who clearly dotes on him

[ktfp]

I know this is going to sound nerdy but around 4:29, this is remarkably similar to when David Brent talks about examining himself for testicular cancer to Dawn...

[Cael78]

@ktfp I thought that as well. But then both of these are so brilliant at the cringey factor!

[vlad2112]

@ktfp: Nerdlinger.

[MultiplexOfPitfalls]

"Sonya you are not the chancellor of the exchequer!"

Genius!

[midsrider]

your the don for uploading these vids

[TheWortytoad]

bleechy head lol

[geoffdoor]

oh you ve missed the air guitar bit and the bit with builder says just think on i am thinking i am thinking ....so funny ...my name is graeme

[rebelbiscuit]

Think i'll go read simon heffer...on the veranda

[neilandrewporter]

ah for fuck's sake, what happenned to the air guitar part ???

[pooka543]

Ahhhh, BP, wherefore art thou BP?

[BlackpeopleLOL]

@pooka543 Whenst dost thy fuck shut up, pretentious cunt?

[pooka543]

@BlackpeopleLOL What? I say something completely unpretentious 7 MONTHS AGO, and I get this guff from you? I shut up 7 months ago, and cunts bring up dead arguments.

[BlackpeopleLOL]

@pooka543 thats funny it doesnt sound like you've shut up

[parallelogramammoth]

@pooka543 You're on the internet you know. The majority of what you say and do on the internet is stored for a lot longer than 7 months. Welcome to the digital age, if you've got something to say you better be prepared to be responsible for it, which it seems you aren't.

[woodhd]

so the receipt for the shoes was from when he arrived in dundee following the barefoot toblerone driving episode ... shrek must have sorted him out !

[lukeycc67]

oh my god im creased up!

[BodomChildBreeder]

shit-chattin lmao!!!

[woodhd]

08:52 alan does a weird audible swallow after a few sips of his pint

[MRDJANDY2009]

CATHRINE IS A HOTTIE!!!

[goombabear]

tax is rubbish. amen.

[MrEchohead]

"Ah Lynn, the fat envelope!"

xD

[woodhd]

08:52 !

[woodhd]

mind games zeee ooow zeee ooow zeee ooow

[Marcelis]

missed a little bit. still thanks for the upload

[666rocko]

it was nice to see bill oddie mentioned again as in series 1

[danegel]

Wow the petrol was cheap

[MrParkie18]

unexpected but potent gust

[kpjlflsknflksnflknsa]

cathryn is a hottie

[unicronrocks]

...then dump you in the North Sea!

[Westernprovince]

She wears no make-up!

[Oscar301]

I released an unexpected but potent gust...

[Reluctant5]

"when will they learn, eh?"

[MrCanabliss]

The chemicals in that loo could dissolve..a.corpse.

[Srev656]

wonder if I could walk like this.. I coulda been R2D2!!

[mmtucker]

love the mind games bit!!!

[theschumanity]

where's music for chameleons?

[johnnybooda]

what? wheres the best bit? this part doesnt follow from part 1. it misses the bass playing!! damnit

[joliecide]

sorry luv

[ivorbigonee]

@joliecide tut tut. :)

[wright2adz]

love the line

" i say telescopic dampeners i mean rigid stays"

brilliant!

also i live in Harrogate!

[JimJammBassMan]

I'm shit chatting, sorry I mean chit chatting.

Huraah for Harrogate.

[lostnconfusedone]

Thanks!

[OblivionMaster95]

'Tie a jack to your leg, You'd sink like a stone'

'Hello, My names Graham.

[LulaJake]

76.3p a litre - lucky bastards

[SabreWolfProductions]

I say "telescopic dampers", I mean "rigid stays"!

Ahh... that old mistake.

[sec0ndevolution]

And it was mostly deliberate!

[sledgeinc2]

Coogan is a genius. Througout the A.P. episodes, some of the dialogue was improvisational, and you can see the other cast members biting their lips not to laugh!

[archeronfoot]

True but mind you I wish Hed done during his recent tour. Biting my bottom lip for him all the way through. Seemed like hed written it on the back of an envelope in the carpark beforehand

[ovavoo]

Eggs ten on ten , button mushrooms bing............minor critisism...more distance between the eggs and the beans.....if i want to mix themi want that to me my decision.......use a sausage as a breakwater

[quenchedinlife]

just let off in a tax inspectors face

[prozacjunk]

does it miss a part at the beginning ?

[youngD27]

i think thers a part where he plays air guitar thats missed out, its a shame coz its hilarious

[cky123]

@youngD27 it's actually air bass guitar, which makes it even more hilarious! the best part is when he hangs up the air bass guitar by the straps after playing

[joeay8]

i'm in a static home with three women, jst dnt go to the loo and tlk about me behind my back...... because it really is too small

[Seiferjesus]

"the chemicals in that loo could dissolve a corpse" LOL

[fleamarket3000]

spike the drink, pop you in the boot of the lexus and then dump you in the North Sea

[ouTKold1987]

I don't understand the whole Bill Oddy's receipt thing and how it's illegal. Can someone tell me?

[SabreWolfProductions]

He's attempting to claim back tax in the form of "business expenses" on a dressing gown.. that he didn't even buy.

Basically, claiming money that's not his.

Er, I think. Tax still confuses me. Probably why I have HM Inland Revenue trying to batter down my door right now...

[liaaam1234]

lol did u see how cheap the petrol was at 8:55

[koenigsegg33]

coogan is a legend!

[banneradders]

wot no air guitar? :o|

[importedmusic]

not one of the strongest AP episodes....

[danndjoe]

where he picks up the charity box nd goes "WOOF"

[ovavoo]

Use a sausage as a breakwater

[Casley16]

i released an unexpected but potent gust, and i'd like to apologize in advice if it registers because it is out there" - classic

[ForexFrenzy]

@ 2:55 LOL !

[SniffPeters]

'Yeah, I think I'll go and read Simon Heffer on the veranda.' I knew that Alan would read the Daily Mail and Simon Heffer. Perfect for each other.

[willy2guns]

Search Me Search Me !

[s3ansk1]

Absobloodybrilliant!!

[adorant]

1:10 is the funniest ever - the bear ventriloquised for the tax ladies

[blaenavonboy]

Jesus see how cheap that petrol was at 8.58. Those were the days

[cutchy1690]

I just marched around chanting fe fy fo thumb i smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards.

[cutchy1690]

No air bassing. Im gutted.

[deancorleone]

:-O whole airbass section missing, thats one of the best comedy moments, still cant complain youve done an amazing job ripping these DVDs onto youtube. 6stars!

[SentryDaMars]

this episode has probably the best script, pretty much every line is hilarious :D

[davehikah]

huh! where is air bass?? criminal

[rockchic21]

so many funny lines lool

[cipher656james]

don't talk about me in the toilet, because it really is too small.

[rockingmods]

At least it's cash in hand... ha ha lol

[Mickla]

no air base??!!

[cfdcolin1979]

missed a bit at the beginning at least a few minutes

[youthexplosion1210]

yeah the best bit. booooo.

[ianpender]

how could you cut out the air bass gary numan??

[spacegirl226]

"bleachy head. i could throw myself off the top of you if i get depressed again."  hahahahaha

[Janus108]

A potent gust! HAHA

[stevie222333]

oh did you all of that.. haha

[myansome]

search me, search me!

[rjcasey]

That place would have been wobbling like a Beirut house.

[ryzolia]

skipped him dancing to the chameleons :(

[scottfyvvver]

Fi, fie, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an ungrateful bunch of bastards!!!!!!!!LOL