Jam - Sex for Houses

[darkieschmuckie]

ooooh that's dark

[SeannyyHD]

Most disturbing and hilarious shit ever, BAG-PIPING! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[CircleofShit]

I swear someone farts at 4:50 lol.

[PogleStowell]

His sister had mental health problems or a learning disability. No matter the piss take reasons the punch line is effectively condoning the sexual exploitation of a minor. Sorry to be a prude but I do think this sort of acceptance leads to very wrong ideas in the minds of weak and impressionable men! THIS IS WRONG AND SHOULD BE TAKEN DOWN

[xytronite]

I love the use of the word "session" in this clip

[tomstickland]

02:06 "bagpiping"!



[ttsstt211]

DO NOT watch this show on acid

[Kainlarsen]

@ttsstt211 No, DO.:D

[vincelockyer]

hiya cath!

[CinnabonChan]

The ending is one of the darkest things i have ever seen....

[herrloop]

If only the Sunday night viewing audience of Lark Rise to Candleford could see this...

[coetmor]

"She's a bit... uncomplicated."

Fucking genius.

[deveaux77]

I would fuck Mark Heap for a house...

[alexlee7773]

mark heap is amazing.

[jfmn24]

mark heap I salute you!

[01marky]

whats the name of the track?

[silverbullit733]

It's the only way first time buyers are going to get on the housing ladder in the foreseeable future!

[DEC0RAX0]

brilliant

[sparkprimeprime]

30000/12 = 2500 a time

[kayozz13]

I love the wayy he swigs his drink and flicks it, like some kind of reptile...

[kezza1986]

I love Chris Morris and Mark Heap, but sometimes I think you can push things just a little too far! Also I'll never listen to Aphex Twin the same way again...

[wormsyn]

this Aphex track is brilliant

[wormsyn]

"The Day Kilroy lost his mind" is the personal favourite, I met Chris Morris on the Tube today. was made up- hence the re visit to Jam

[wormsyn]

This is so disgusting it's brilliant- 15 dislikes- get out of here you fucking Peter Kay loving jonks

[PnutButter1986]

The psychotic acting in this is genius, this show was way too under rated

[ReciprocalZeugma]

This is the second of three sketches banned from TV broadcast after complaints. They decided it was "insensitive" to the disabled and gratuitously offensive.

BTW, sex with a mentally incapacitated person is a serious criminal offence (Sexual Offences Act 2003.) A legal guardian cannot waive this legislation.

[kmtkmy]

Anyone know either of these two sketches:

1) People with Welsh accents, possiblly incest related, with the line 'Aching for a fuck'

2) One with simon pegg (maybe big train?) at a dinner party, where he mistakes going to the toilet and shagging his friends wife.

?

[jenke85]

@kmtkmy The Jam Sketch is called "Gang raped" on youtube. Tha'ts the one with "Aching for a fuck"

I could not find the Big Train sketch on youtube. It is Big Train. I don't know the proper name for the sketch either, but I know which one you're talking about.

[kmtkmy]

@jenke85 Cheers fella

[drplbiftin]

Mark Heap rocks.

[2xnkote]

yeah, he plays a creep so perfectly :D

[nytrex2001]

I do love this sketch. It's simply delightful.

[chewboy]

disturbling fantastic....the soundtrack is the key!

comedy close to the ledge-end,

still no brasseye

[spidey0811]

she's been fed.... ERRRRR :)

[rimhorse]

bag-piping!!

[Edd731]

Immense! Love anything Chris Morris is involved in.

[djwedgewood]

WMG = Cunts.

[LordMoloch]

Wanker Music Group and YouTube can fuck off and get raped in a dark alley.

[saxonwhittle]

Why the fuck have they disabled the audio? Fucking hell!

[leonin3]

This video sucks. Jamsex

[ReferencePoints]

Ffs Heap is genius in this sketch.

[OverNineThousandLol]

What the fuck is this?

[CircleofShit]

Fucking bullshit censorship!!!!!!!! WMG can suck my balls! Whats the cunting point in disabling the audio? Fucking wankers.

[Edd731]

Cunting...beautiful Lonnie, b..e..a...utiful!

[jimboflowers]

Oh for fucks sake.

[MrHoppyX]

Don't know who WMG are, but my first impressions are that they are cunts.

[SteveWrona]

Warner Music Group, and yes, your impression of them is shared by countless number of Jam fans of which I am one. WMG sucks nuts.

[Barff]

youtube is shit these days!

[justagearofwar]

it was always shit

[uchewbb]

WMG lost.

thought the internet was just a faze lulz..

[daManDRAK]

Hey! cam100000

They cut the audio from this, but if you send me the file that I can upload, I will do so with a title like:

'Credit Crunch house buying (option 032)'

[1tealove]

chris morris is usually funny. this isn't funny.

[proffesornutbutter]

this is amazing!

[Rhademanthus]

I think you're wrong. This one and the one about the baby plumber are the funniest.

[chriszanf]

no, doc cock is the funniest. I love seeing people not knowing what t make of it

[KoroOutbreak]

this is so evil and wonderful.

[bifkins]

lol RAPE! lol

[daManDRAK]

both sketch AND acting are great in this one!!!

[blotchydave]

She's uncomplicated :D

[UKFootpatrol]

The more I watch this the better it gets

[UKFootpatrol]

Bagpiping

[Aerotake]

meh...blue jam was wayyyyyy better! :/

[wittlebo]

Ha ha so fucking graphic! :O)

[weaselidiotu]

sick fucks

[sparksrule]

Mark Heap was born for thid role haha

[Problembeing]

...It's when he stuffs Louise through the front door that cracks me up!

[duncabbin]

the oral sessions on the ladder, the bloke getting slapped on the back on the head, hahaha quality.

[autodidactic]

This is what it will take to get a house in the future...

[GhostGuitars]

Credit crunch is hitting some people hard!

[stevenuuu1212]

This is really wrong.

[MightyAlz]

Too right - but it feels so RIGHT!

[boflynn78]

It is . Once seen never forgotten.

[brows08]

got my caravan cheap wit a similar deal...

[bcnsco]

lol :D just hope you dont have a sister called louise.

[Dn2kproductions]

LMAO BAGPIPING Lol

[kerrieberrie1987]

the 1st jam sceen i ever saw years ago and fell in love

[alexxyz456]

A disturbingly funny unsettling environment is jam

[seefeel100]

anyone ever peel an orange?

[Invermitch]

The depictions of suburban trauma in Jam have a profound effect on my brain and body. I suspect that there is a micro-neighbourhood in Northwest London containing this estate agency, the surgery of the Jam doctor and a corner shop that gets held up by guys with invisible axes. I'll find this place when I spot the car with the urinal doors and follow it home.

[soupdragon27]

its where he puts himself in ur armpit - "quite a good move, yes" loool

[ebassas]

she's actually saying 'quite a good mouth, yes.'

[soupdragon27]

i wondered whether it was mouth..but both seem to work. Whatever..Mark Heaps facial expressions are hilarious.

[seefeel100]

I believe Morris to be the Bill Lee of the television. Horrifically subversive and amazingly funny. Playing on the distorted psychology that exists behind closed doors and sticking it on the end of a fork.

[superfurry92]

This is an unsettling show, but it's still hilarious and...trancey.

[clarkieundies]

Chris Morris is an absolute comedy genius, just like Peter Cook was. For anyone who hasn't heard it, listen to Why Bother? The two greatest comedians of all time 'working' with each other!

[Anorakus]

What sort of arrangement?

A... *sex* arrangement

He'd want sex in return for dropping the price.

Classic :)

[sandersonjones]

House prices, they're just going nuts, aren't they? Kris Moris 4 PM!!!

[julionjuice]

this is pure evil and funny as fuckkkk

[talatsmum]

weeeeiirddd.. :P

[ConParry]

LMAO the way he pushes her into the house at the very end!! Shes gonna take a good hiding lol.

[franke890]

you sad twat

keep your eyes open

[54spiritedwill54]

my girlfriend isn't into bagpiping so I cant wait to get onto the property ladder!

[amicus82]

BRILLIANT! LOVE IT! JAM RULES!

[evian54321]

only reason people think its brilliant is because it has the name Chris Morris on it. If it did not, its rating would be lower, that is how youtubers think. Usually only the fans watch the videos hence the ratings are totally unrepresentative. Anybody who says this isn't good...get a couple of minuses on the right. To prove just how predictable you plebs are on youtube.....CHRIS MORRIS JAM IS SHIT.

[Simon0]

Be quiet. Or I will drink you. Mmmm... Evian.

[guyboxerdog]

A lot of people said that Jam was just a case of The Emporors New Clothes and was not funny but people said it was cause Morris was on it.

That is ridiculous, this show was superb.

[tpjpower]

This one is not so funny... too disturbing.

[imran78]

Did you see the one with the mother who asks her brother to have sex with her son. Now that IS disturbing!

[burns909]

so so wrong... but so funny

[vallequin]

when this was on tv...it scarred my mind forever, if only jam were still around...

[SilentZephyr]

LMAO! that was some of the most disturbing/ funny shit i've ever seen.

-F

[MoonstompingMike1985]

lol so dark

[enigma19833]

I'm so stoned right now and this is scaring the shit outta me

[CircleofShit]

Hahahahahahahahaha....fucking brilliant. At 6:38.....lol...fucking funny as fuck

[sprinterboy315]

fantastic. mark heap is a great actor, he makes my skin crawl!

[coetmor]

With a downturn in the housing market this is a big unlikely these days.

Gazumpercunter

[timboslayer]

Pure evil. I love it. Watch this some of this series when you've had a couple of gravity/bucket bongs. Sick bastards. Much more subversive and sinister than Brass Eye's paedophile episode.

[DanceDanceLow]

???

[thunderRus]

most entertaining

=]

[smith69gers]

ummmm...ok

[Scotti14]

im so uncomfortable

[juga0nought]

i was quite young when i first watched this but i finally found it funny now wots his nxt project?

[SaintJust101]

Thats pretty out there man.

[wazackenzie]

i only wish he used real down syndrome actors for the role of 'sister' - that would propper fuck with people.

or maybe someone that simply looks downs - a jap or maybe someone from east europe

[Khild565]

hahaha

[stoph2]

lol that has to be one of the most off-key things i've ever seen!

[duffers]

Morris is actual genius, there isn't a shadow of a doubt about it.

Shame the work rate is what it was however. I'd even settle for the blinding heights of Nathan Barley.

Could anything ever beat a dog that can explode 30 feet in the air however? I think not.

[Monthagny]

OMFG that is susch hardcore British comedy!

[mingtooter]

who does the music on this one? 3:31 >

[cam100000]

It's Aphex Twin. BTW all 3 in order are:

Bomb The Bass 'Somewhere'

Aphex Twin 'Untitled' Selected Ambient Works Vol.2 CD2/TR.6 (Sliding Nails)

Kensuke Shina 'Lounge Music'

Cheers!

[christschinwon]

my girlfriend isn't into bagpiping so I cant wait to get onto the property ladder!

[johnjohnjohn222]

Watching it on Drugs would take away the essence of it.

[icebot1]

Watch it on shrooms? Isn't that a little redundant? The whole series is like eating a handful of peyote and hallucinating a half-hour or sketch comedy.

[jleque16]

try watching jam on acid or shrooms then you realise how truly macabre it is

[romourbo]

These 'arrangements' happen all the time.

[youmeandsomeknives]

You'd know would you?

lol.

[jeffspicoli171182]

i've never seen that but it's now my favourite chris morris sketch. it's also made me want to own an expensive house so i can get some good 'sex arrangement'. messin.

[leilalh]

Is that Tony Rudd? Machadaynu, machadaynu...

[lokiskywalker]

This is either the funniest show in the world or the scariest, depending on what sketch you happen to be watching.

[Quickfitfitter]

what is so funny about this sketch, its common practice in real estate business

[Afrobrit]

Brilliant! Note the great music they play (Aphex Twin in this one) as a background to their sketches.

Dark, devious and disgusting; I wouldn't have it any other way. IT Crowd is okay, but seems weak and diluted to me.

[VICTORGIRAFFE]

Morris ignores the boundaries of good taste and common decency, as does humanity in general.

[Sal1981]

That is absolutely sick.

I fucking loved it!

[EeSosepatey]

So that's what they meant by "uncomplicated."

British do have a delicate of putting things.

[nanantr]

anybody who shopped for a house got butfucked somehow

[bcrocker2k]

wicked shit, I love how he forces the retarded lady into the house during the last few seconds, it shows power and authority.

[lcarlosrosado]

this is so creepy...

[bosshogs]

and "sex arrangement" enters our lexicon forever.

[sluggavin]

creepy as hell

[DusteDdekay]

Haha this was amazing, thank you so much for sharing :)

[trainjustleft]

"She's been fed..." Great line.

[iamagaybumlord]

thats too sick for me... brasseye is still the best!

[BelatedCommiseration]

The thing I used to love about Jam was that, though a lot of the sketches are out there and on the borders of the surreal, but some are just enough in the borders of plausible reality to make you think. And, actually, I find a sketch like this more disturbing than say, the famous baby in the T.V sketch. Like all the best surrealist art, it is its relation to reality that makes the distortion relevant and disturbing.

[littlezazz]

mark heap was born to play this. the pervy genius

[johnnyvicious2]

A modern, dark morality tale on an old theme: the corrupting power of money.

[bahbahboobah]

it's realllllllyyy worrying. but good nonetheless!

[94Z69]

Chris Morris is a Legend!!

[niansenx]

So so wrong. This sick, sick man and the woman lowering herself to his level.

[mingtooter]

Doesn't it feel like Chris Morris is doing a huge social experiment to find out who's fucked up and who isn't? still love it......

9 more sessions?

[mickeyba]

hilariously dark and twisted, morris is a legend!

[mrsweatyhamster]

lol

[RayNinblood]

Morris at his sickest and best. Miles ahead of everyone else.

[MSimp2k6]

haha, bag-piping.  Superb.

[willie948]

lmao bag-piping.

[lughole]

bag-piping!!!

oh man...

[Bretteh]

Ok sorry for 3 posts in a row, was trying to reply to people and it didn't work. "logic is idiotic" is to trueuniverse.

IT crowd commment was responding to what someone said about IT Crowd.

[trueuniverse]

This video is sick and the producers and actors should be fined or jailed.

[neonzombiekitty]

It's not Catharine Tate, as someone so helpfully pointed out. But it is darkly funny. I guess you like your comedy more on the frivolous side?

[Bretteh]

...your logic is idiotic.

[piedlourde]

Yes, everyone, grab your pitchforks and light your torches!

[mingtooter]

Of course...for implying sex and making you feel uncomfortable

[avidmc1]

It's true, this video is sick and all involved should be jailed, including the viewers and their families.

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

you count as a viewer technically

[avidmc1]

The youtube users inability to recognise sarcasm truly knows no bounds.

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

Thats NOT sarcasm. It might be a strange, non funny joke, but it's not sarcasm.

[avidmc1]

Let me explain. Trueuniverse said "This video is sick and the producers and actors should be fined or jailed." I responded with "It's true, this video is sick and all involved should be jailed, including the viewers and their families." That IS sarcasm.

sarcasm |ˈsärˌkazəm|

noun

the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

I know what sarcasm is, but I didn't see the other comment that you were referring to. If you meant no offense then I apologise for the misunderstanding.

[avidmc1]

sorry, no offense intended, though the suggestion of punishing people's families for any crime should be a bit of a hint that I am either a fascist or taking the piss.

[Dinah86]

Fucking hell....not exactly Catherine Tate is it