Islam

[blackhawkwm]

You look like a dumb sack of shit faggot hahahaha go kill yourself u failed abortion hahahahahaha GLORY TO THOSE WHO INSULT ISLAM!

[Dendiol]

Do you really consider yourself the voice of rational thought?

[RowanFortuneWood]

@Dendiol Nope, I only speak for me and try to be as reasonable as I can; you any different?

[TLaitharex]

@Dendiol Friend, you have to realize that for these people, there is no such thing as rational thought processes.

After all, religion is nothing more than a mental illness.

[16airassualt]

its ok everyone us minions can put our silly worrys about islam to rest and go back to watching xfactor,the intellectual rowanfortunewood is here to tell us were all just bigoted morons and that a threat from another culture is absurd regardless of all the evidence pointing otherwise!we should go back to our small-minded lives and let the intellectual elite carve up more of the country to be given away to asylum seekers who hate us and if you dnt like it your just a racist nazi arent you?

[Jthetinman]

@tamingsarituah read carefully! Do you have children? If they were bad, would you burn their hands on a very hot stove for 10 minutes? No? How about.... 1 minute? No? 5 seconds? Of course no!! You love your child! Now, why would a loving god (Allah) burn his bad children forever? Sounds like a asshole god to me! And I don't serve asshole gods!! Think. And read again slowly before you reply!!

[MuhammadBinMurtad]

You have a lot to learn about islam. Try visiting the midle east once in a while.

It would be a blast!

[16airassualt]

@MuhammadBinMurtad -"it would be a blast"...that expression has more than one meaning if your pllanning on visiting the middle east

[16airassualt]

@MuhammadBinMurtad -"it would be a blast"...that expression has more than one meaning if your planning on visiting the middle east

[thewindknight2020]

loool well at least you have seen how ignorant they are !

[mark26581]

Islam, are not normal people.

[MboredNbad]

@mark26581 islam is a religion,not a group of people, u must be some kinda genius :)

[thuggie1]

i know this is meant to be funny.. what's the point

[RowanFortuneWood]

To demonstrate how absurd the bigoted hostility to Islam has become.

[CharmingLordSausage]

You need to avoid Muslims. They are made of antimatter. A single brush of the shoulder is enough to reduce England to a post apocalyptic volcanic swamp.

[cubanoafuego]

LOL wow i almost thought you were serious for a second. i must be very tired :P

[RowanFortuneWood]

Haha, my comic delivery is far too deadpan :)

[cubanoafuego]

on the contrary, that is what makes it so good. i suppose this is just the subjective view of a brit- this would go waaay over the heads of most americans, i think. dry wit and irony are not their strong points.

[Jadabh3]

haha... awesome... those comments were hilarious. I want comments like that..... but then I hear them everyday....

*sigh

[RowanFortuneWood]

These bigots are always great for amusement; it's just a shame that they are serious.

Thanks for the comment.

[SriCassiopeia]

I do say, that is some big brained persons you will have to confront there, lolll

Well put.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks :)

[SriCassiopeia]

I especially like "is that a guy, girl or bisexual will someone get back to me with that"

I am laughing at these people, what commentary!

I also didn't know bi-sexuality was a Gender!

lolll

See, I learn something new each day.

[jim30333]

This is being instigated you know. To convince people of the new Youtube format and privatize the internet so that the same few elitists can continue to run everything and make lots of money. Oh the parables!

[logicaust]

inb4 typing sati...oh dang it.

Peace Rowan.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks for commenting :)

[JmkLcAeJsm]

One of your best yet, possibly the driest bit of satire I've ever seen.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks :)

[Spacemonkey2084]

"Or androids.."

Thank you for your sanity. *sigh*

[RowanFortuneWood]

Do not thank me, thank the countless brave (and for some reason anonymous) YouTubers and their powerfully convincing (albeit somewhat poorly written) comments. Without such enlightened people I would never have had the sanity to see the threat to civilization posed by extra-terrestrial robotic (or possibility reptilian) Muslims.

[renegade4dio]

It would have been better if I hadn't had the "Yep, this is satire." tipoff in the sidebar. I might still have been unsure exactly what the game was until the comments rolled. Other than that it lost a little for me because I was tipped off early, it was a great piece of work... :) 5*

[RowanFortuneWood]

You make a good point. I think now the comments adequately explain the satirical nature I will change the description.

I am glad you liked it, thanks for commenting.

[Kabuki0009]

Welcome to the real world Rofl *****stars; )

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks :)

[dewonthegrass]

You prove masterfully that sometimes using satire is the best method to make one's point clear.

[RowanFortuneWood]

For some of these people satire is perhaps the only way to clarify one's point.

Thanks for the comment :)

[TheDisexists]

0:17 - 0:20 "I still can't believe I've said something this stupid" LOL.

"Listen ere mate, you can play the arch-ironicist but 'ukin stinky paki muslims innit, I hate smelly bastard muslims, no wot I mean' got you first."

Great video nevetheless!

[RowanFortuneWood]

I suspect a troll with that one too. Still, a troll worth honouring.

Thanks for the comment.

[randyhelzerman]

lol you've got a great deadpan. And how apropos to record this in the purple parlor.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks. The backdrop does seem quite apt in retrospect.

[manwaring]

If live should have taught you anything it's that we can't face up to the Islamic threat sober. Much less with genuine intellectual discourse.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Me and the green fairy contra Islam, an intriguing thought.

[longhairred]

J'accuse! ;)

[RowanFortuneWood]

Haha, very well put. Thanks for commenting,

[2bsirius]

FINALLY you are using your rational skills to discern reality, and none too soon too!

Satiric brilliance btw!

Added to my favorites.

:)

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks for the favourite :)

[wltmy]

Sometimes I think twice before commenting on video's that discuss religion, where I always find myself tied to the feeling that I should be cautious to express my opinion. That is a sad situation I reckon, because it almost seems to be impossible to discuss something without being scapegoated in some sort of way. Much in the sense that I find myself in a football station with strict defined opposites, where the "game is not getting the truth, but rather defending the party you're with.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Indeed, one should be able to politely express a point of view without restraint.

Thanks for commenting.

[manwaring]

Clearly my accusation of your views on Wittgenstein's Tractatus has blown your mind.

Satire my ass.

[RowanFortuneWood]

You may be right.

[MrVisions]

The absence of the brandy snifter , truly showed the mark of a humbled and repentant soul.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Sobriety qua repentance indeed; I will not taste cognac until I have personally dealt with this terrible threat to the western world :p

Thanks for commenting.

[Orygyn]

The Ray Comforts of the world can learn from the intelligence of those comments, we can be sure of that.

[RowanFortuneWood]

He could indeed ;)

[tinySpectacle]

love your dry delivery--you could soak up a puddle with it. Very funny.

Here is to getting "more stronger." And maybe we could even learn us a thing or two? :)

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. :)

[jonredhornet]

5*'s as usual, good vid RFW :)

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thank-you :)

[queenboxi]

this is your best work yet, i love your serious stuff but you should do satire more often, you are so deadpan :)

[RowanFortuneWood]

Thanks, it was fun to put together.

[nuclearnight]

You know if only I had gotten comments as fine as these I may have seen the error of my ways a long time ago and started thinking rationally about this muslim plague that is infecting Europe. The people that have responded to my ignorance in the past have been so wound up as only to leave threats of rape and murder. Its understandable now, they need to preserve western civilization and all its great achievements of equality and tolerance.

[RowanFortuneWood]

It all seemed so implausible at the time, but I look back now and wonder why I laughed when I was told that Islam is a homogeneous group entirely intent on the destruction of the Western world or that 2.7% of the British population are about to become a majority if we do not immediately close our borders. There is no rational way to argue with demography as clearly sound as that.

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Loved the comment about seeing the world through the bottom of a beer bottle--that is the ONLY way to see the world! :p

5*/faved

[RowanFortuneWood]

I'll drink to that :)

[OdeToNecrophilia]

Nice comments at the end Lol

[RowanFortuneWood]

Indeed ;)

[WizardJim]

Oh, I like that; "is dat a guy or a girl or a bisexual". I'm going to be chuckling over that one for *days*. I'll have to start making some vids to rile the BNP crowd, they do leave some priceless comments.

[RowanFortuneWood]

The do indeed. I quite liked, 'It's not that your blind, It's just that you can't see.'

Thanks for commenting :)

[Jkelquedi]

I like you, and I think people could really learn from you. I enjoy you and what you have to say. I do not like some of what was at the ending, but ,at least, we have the freedom to speak what we think we want to say, or something like that. Anyway, I think u r cute, and I like the long hair it good looking.

[RowanFortuneWood]

That is kind of you to say. I do not like any of what was said at the ending; the people who made those comments are exactly the reason we should have freedom of speech. Open bigotry is self-defeating. Praise sanity for satire.

Thanks for commenting :)