World Shut Your Mouth - Casual Sniper

[laurierchick11]

it looked like he feared for his life, which was understandable!

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

I bet he didn't even tell anyone lol

[tenerenceloove]

lol that guy acts like snipers stay there all the time

[1Adr1an6]

@tenerenceloove dude, in Britain it's terrible.

A someone could be laying on the sidewalk dead, 15-20 may pass before someone actually phones for the authorities.

I'm not just saying that, I've heard it from English people themselves :/

[loveanianimeme]

He should have been pointing the thing out the window, =)

[xxNiGHtMaReZxxx]

@loveanianimeme actually he shouldnt.....any military personale knows that you fire from inside the room to hide the flash or the actual position of where they are.

[loveanianimeme]

@xxNiGHtMaReZxxx Well its still kinda hard to shoot a guy threw the curtains.

[Xbox360NXE]

Greatness is among us.

[billster7100]

@zBloodD3monz that sounds like something they would do on jackass

[mutzigmorzine]

@billster7100 No Jackass would fart into someone mouth then puke. I enjoy that show, but it's no way near on the same level as Dom Joly's products.

[billster7100]

@mutzigmorzine Ya well i meant the part about the fake police trick. it sounds like something they would do on jackass because they would get someone to do a prank on the public then pull another prank on the prankster. See what im saying?

[cregan4584]

@mutzigmorzine agreed!

[jonnyk89]

Trust a black man not to care about him shooting someone, gosh!

[jake6411]

@jonnyk89 gosh??? lol havnt hurd that word im awhile

[jonnyk89]

@jake6411 Fresh out of a viewing of Napoleon Dynamite! Ha!

[Jacc0s]

He should've asked him to open the curtain

[snolan1990]

@Jacc0s There is a about a foot gap but it's so dark outside it's difficult to see. If you were a real sniper I guess you wouldn't have the curtain fully open or you risk the chance of being seen yourself.

[L0rM]

What song is it towards the end?

[salemdoom]

@L0rM f.e.a.r by Ian Brown

[BlakeTahoe]

why the hell are people saying "yeah well us brits only lost to you americans...100's of years ago because we were busy fighting other wars"...who the hell cares...that shits over with move on...geez does anybody REALLY care?...i mean you can talk about it all you want, it just sounds super stupid

[stalkhawk]

haha the room service guy nearly shits his pants

[Wutomatoe]

If they opened the window it might have made more sense, from what im looking at it only looks like theyre testing the lens

[ribhkum]

ha ha the funny thing is the waiter sounds like he's from mogadishu or something and might have even seen that before !!lol and thought fuck me i never thought i'd see this in england!

[jonesrebel]

Both British and American jokes are funny. But the difference is that American jokes make you laugh a lot. And British jokes make you think "That was pretty clever!". (I'm neither btw)

[GraytheKnight]

Britain was being a douche during the 1700s-1800s, picking fights with whatever country it could set its eyes on and being greedy assholes by trying to milk every last dollar out of the colonies it owned. But thats the past, i focus on now and the future.

[mikeparm1027]

Remind me, who won the revolutionary war again? I think it was USA but I could be wrong...

[knight7fox2]

yep , dont forgot how many nation you were backed by. its basically the 18th century version of vietnam war for Britiain

[RJhasFLOW]

You make us look bad.

[morts18]

yea with help from the french fighting us on land and blockadeing are ships otherwise u wouldent of had a chance plus we was fighting tons of other wars at the time

[urbanninjazero]

@mikeparm1027 it was but who cares really

[toyskater2]

lol brits love macky donalds just as much as americans

[TheDudeRulez09]

I am an American and this was fucking hilarious!!!

[jessas169]

brilliant! Did anything happen later on? Does somebody know?

[Azzon555]

Lol the waiter is as calm as any other day, must be some sniper special room lol

[Triplesod]

Aww. Aren't you a little sweetie.

A self loathing Brit, eh?

[NorthWriter]

As an American and Canadian, I have to say I appreciate British humour a lot more than American. There's a certain subtlety that is sadly lacking in American comedy. The British are just as crude, but they're masters of innuendo...the Americans just come out and say it, sometimes to the detriment of the joke.

[Triplesod]

Just out of interest, NW, Do you have Split Personality Disorder, or something?

I'm just wondering about the start of your post, "As an American and Canadian". Do you have any other personalities from more exotic locations, by any chance? I've always wanted to meet someone from Burkina Faso, maybe one of you can help?? ;-)

Regarding your post. I don't agree to be honest. I think that's a stereotype that has often been proven false by some fantastic American comedies/comedians of recent years.

[NorthWriter]

@Triplesod

Yep. I have multi-personality disorder. I'm Swedish, these guys are Canadian, the American is at the supermarket at the moment, and we have a Sri Lankan somewhere around here. ;)

You're right, American comedians are getting better. I think Arrested Development is one of the funniest shows ever in American TV. But you have to admit...the Blue Collar Comedy guys (just to name a few) are a ball and chain on the ankle of American Funny.

[morts18]

yanks have a poor sense of humer

[RJhasFLOW]

Put perfectly.

[larylilshit1]

I dunno how he keeps a straight face lol

[honkifurh0rny]

i dont get it the curtains were closed which wrecks the point of it

[Makron5]

Imagine how fast the cops would come up if someone saw a guy with a rifle in a window.

[availabillity1]

btw, anyone know the song plz?

[Triplesod]

First one is The Velvet Underground (Lour Reeds first band), song called Pale Blue Eyes.

The song that starts right at the end is F.E.A.R by Ian Brown.

[Triplesod]

Lou, not Lour... obviously.

[availabillity1]

cheers for the songs

[Triplesod]

No probs mate. Good to hear you like them. Velvet Underground are one of the best bands of all time (and country men/women of yours, except of course John Cale, from Britain) and Ian Brown has released some cracking songs, not to mention his work with the Stone Roses, who released one of the best debut albums ever!

Hope it adds something new to your life, mate!:-)

[FrK0]

obviously it's staged, what sniper would keep his curtains closed & light inside the room on...

[XIPM3]

FAKE

[chrirus2006]

Oh, you're a smart one aren't you? :D

[XIPM3]

the room service waiter is an actor- i can't believe so many idiots here believe he was pranked on.

[Triplesod]

He isn't an actor at all. What the fuck would be the point of the show if it was done with actors?? Do you even know what "Trigger Happy TV" and "World Shut Your Mouth" is?

You make yourself look like a bit of a prick, mate, when you obnoxiously and arrogantly call people "idiots" and then go on to claim something that is completely wrong.

[XIPM3]

yes he is you fucking numb nuts. everything is stages, everyone is an actor.

[Triplesod]

For fucks sake! I know very well how this was directed, I have friends on the team.

Why are you claiming it was staged? Just so you can have something to claim? To make yourself look knowledgeable?

Stop presuming and guessing. Wait until you have some actual proof and understanding of what you're talking about.

[ezscottitall]

trigger happy and world shut ur mouth r shit

[Triplesod]

Well, it's not exactly Peter Cook levels of satirical genius, is it? But it isn't meant to be. It isn't supposed to be anything clever. Just daft ideas. The comedy comes form the innocent by standers and for that it can be very funny.

Although we've seen decades of Candid Camera and Just For Laughs and similar, when THTV came out it was actually quite new and different. It doesn't have loads of replay value but to turn off and watch on a thursday evening when it started was great. WSYM is shit!

[fdfdgd]

ofc it's fake it from a Tv program were this guy makes fun of people

[Nattacus]

So underrated

[benjebb]

i miss this show so much lol

[samalini]

brits have humor but they can't laugh :)

[TheMCBassline]

Im british and Im laughing at you

[samalini]

I dont think so BRIT ! haha :)

[entershikariemo]

ur weird...

[Triplesod]

What are you talking about, you loon? Where on earth did you get the idea that British people can't laugh? That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.

I've heard Venezuelan men can't get an erection. Should I believe that, do you think?

[Makron5]

Actually British people can't laugh, if they do then they explode. Dom Joly is actually a terrorist trying to destroy the country.

[Triplesod]

And it would appear that you're in league with him and his evil ways! Making posts like that!

I luckily managed to only stifle a giggle, which produced nothing worse than a particularly nasty bottom burp but I'll be aware in the future and be sure that my British reserve is firmly in place when I come across the "Hidden Camera Carnage Killer", Mr Joly.

I thank you for your information (which Snopes apparently confirms) but I ask you to please think of us Brits, next time you make a funny post!

[ihatebobsaget1989]

true ive never seen a British person laugh. but they have brilliant humor.

[Triplesod]

You are ridiculous! You've never seen a Brit laugh! Of course you have, you just don't remember it, as I don't remember seeing an American laugh or a German yawn, or a guy from Christmas Island moonwalk. It just isn't important enough for you to remember and you agreeing with what he said is just absurd. In fact, the more I think about it, the more idiotic it seems. Hey! In fact, there was a survey done several years ago and it showed that Brits laugh on average more than other countries! [cont]

[Triplesod]

I know that really sounds like I just made it up to prove a point but it's absolutely true. I promise and I'm sure you could find it with a good Google search. I remember that the British rags were going on about Germany not being at the bottom of the list (I think it was Italy).

Anyway, merci beaucoup for the compliment about Brit humour. I have gone easy on you for that ;-)

Really though, Samalina just invented that out of thin air, just for something to say, don't agree with madness.

[lithfrasir]

you've just been watching deadpan comedians and you dont understand whats going on. Your probably american, with no sense of irony or self deprecation.

[chess000master]

Wow, how people fall into the punk'd scene. lol

[DenverLanesLA]

Hmm i wish i served him lunch

[nathan359]

basicly a snipers job is make the most concield place and using the closed curtens is a brilliant way of conceling your shot as you wont see the barrel of the riel or the sniper just a black gap between a wall and the currten

[DumbTomato]

Whats with this apparent hatred for punctuations and commas on the internet?

[ODDYNETTYNIN]

Pretty sure you missed punctuation in "What's" :)

[Josh81952]

Some people find that moderately correct grammar just doesn't roll off the fingertips as much as they'd like. For some of us, it just happens. For others, they have to think about it.. and to them, it's like doing a math problem.

So, don't make fun of them. They're slow.

[availabillity1]

its called dyslexic, not slow.

theres a difference

I should know!

[molanlabexm15]

The waiter wa strue professional didnt think anything of it.

[Sephiroth3239]

I wonder why...the shades we closed.

[molanlabexm15]

Maybe it wasn't "time" for him to open them or maybe this is just hilarious and we should leave it at that

[molanlabexm15]

In America this is not unusual.Seriously though i had just bought my Ar15 when i got back form Iraq and i ordered room service at the Hotel Savory in Des Moines but then again i didnt have out like that but i think the lady took notice of the long black case that said ushmaster along the side of it.

[AnonymousGrim]

the dude with the sandwich is thinking " holy shit i need to get the fuck out of here". LOL

[Blackhammer99]

How can you tell?

[abo133780]

because he's a normal human beeing, unlike you appearently.

[Blackhammer99]

Your right =(

[Rykharde]

i think that there must be a space between the blind a nd the wall that hes looking through

[maclarn91]

ok so it appears as if hes trying 2 sight the scope....with the blinds closed?

[xXjOmAmMaXx]

if you notice on the side of the green blinds there is a hole

[mrilikepie2]

the fucking window was closed how is he suposed to see anything

[HunkMine]

He didn't want anyone outside to see him and get a shot from the police

[kingharris22]

i was thinking the same thing.

[xXjOmAmMaXx]

you're a douche for saying that ^^ no hard feelings

[Voyer4]

This is brilliant! Very Clever,acts so natural

[MoldyZombie]

not by te way his sniper is set up.. it was his only hand free

[emoneyya]

uh yea. no shit. it's called a prank.

[Rjmorg]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA I wish you didn't have so many thumbs down so I can give you a thumbs up

[MuayThaiViking]

all he probably wanted to do was getting out of that room alive to tell his supervisors...

if he started screaming and panicing who knows what that stranger psycho with a sniper rifle would do?

and by the way i know this ''psycho'' is a prankster but even a retard like you should know what i mean

[DieHardMetal666]

its called a joke faggot, lighten up abit.

[MuayThaiViking]

and your humor is worldclass! HAHahahAHhahaha

 MY BAD =)

[jonshultz]

i thought guns were illegal in england

[lolzomfgmen]

It quite clearly wouldn't have been a real gun. If it were in England, I'm sure he would have obtained permission to own an imitation and use it in this fashion. In fact, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to have an RIF in a private hotel room if you have the proper paperwork.

[MoldyZombie]

LOL

[sk8er7455]

Don't think of it as policy and rules. Think of it as a hilarious joke. That is so funny.

[Robot300]

Lol!

[IronMaidenDoD]

haha. he walked quickly out. probably go see if he had shitted his boxers

[EnJayy1111]

if he'd shitted his boxers, eh?...-_-'

[derangedwelshman]

LMFAO!!!!! i pretty much just pissed myself laughing...

[leshark]

the guy was shittin himself... "ya.yah. ta-two in the morning"

[wowomg15]

loool that guy was tripppinn ballllsss!

this guys fucking hysterical.

[IronicallyVague]

Curtains were closed for lighting glare on camera

[HidingInTheOpen]

nice SG1

[leeum1989]

lol bless that room service guy, must have been shitting himself

[SadisticEra]

no tip?

[jameswsparker]

Yeah, he got a shot in the leg at the end. Lol

[xraycat30]

I don't know where Jolly gets his ideas but he's a comic legend...he should do feature films of his antics like Sasha Baron Cohen does.

[QuiksilveRXx24]

Best idea ever.

[ojazer92]

harder for the target to see you the curtains are open wide enough to see through scope

[tdv123]

or he could be a vampire or they could be the type of curtains that dont open. Theres many possible reasons.

[tallbr0]

i dont think they could have risk opening the curtains if someone saw a sniper in the window mighthave called the cops or something u kno there are nosey people out there

[strokesfan1107]

nosey people? maybe they're just safe for calling the cops on a guy who's pointing a rifle at them

[tallbr0]

yea u right

[gthbf]

WHy do u think?

If someone sees him at the window with a snipers rifle they would phone the police and have the fucking swat team there in a matter of minutes.

[gilmourProductionZ]

hahaa that is joooke, yeah i agree, would have been much better with the curtians open

[FF16336]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

[uklondon10]

wat was the song AT THE END that started??? cheers

[Daaaaf]

Ian Brown - FEAR

[mikemurph]

the song at the end is ian brown F.E.A.R

[greenzink]

The song at the beginning is Pale Blue Eyes by The Velvet Underground.

[tallbr0]

the guy delivering the food some maddddddd scared

[DHAR3070]

It woulds have been funnier if the curtains were open - I can see why they couldn't do that... but with them shut it makes no sense.

[TeletubbieX]

ROFL>LOL>LMAO>LMFAO

[4v3dt]

fukin legend!! number 1 fan! trigger happy 4eva! neva 4get sam cadman n paul young- very underated! legends! ah the memories!!

[MikeBleach]

Haha, but surely they should have kept the curtains open!?

[donotclickhere]

the room service guy was stumbling...lol

[picklepunk]

i wonder why he didnt say anyhing :P

[ClearFire1]

They probably had to stop the room server from calling the cops after he left the room.

[smallpenis1]

man it's dom JOLY not jolly...

[aklanonboy]

lmfao.... listen to da room service dude at da end ... lmfao... his voice sound nervous lmao...

[Hauk2004]

haha. that is amazing!

[jimpurdie]

all the empty food boxes symbolises the fact hes supposedly been holed up in that room waiting for the target of the shooting to arrive ,its part of the joke.

[JoshWyatt]

That is genius!

[tranman978]

on the bottom rite of the room, u can see a dominos box so why does he need a sandwich?

[Wolf5Vlud]

it's probably empty

[darksnow23]

its empty maybe...duh

[JUKIO01]

cause he stays there for a long time, he needs a lot of food

[Blehjamboree]

Its not Ian Brown, its pale blue eyes by the velvet underground off their self titled album

[Blehjamboree]

Its not Ian Brown, its pale blue eyes by the velvet underground off their self titled album

[Rocky75555]

HAHAHA!

[adulis1]

amazing quality

[dan4wba]

Dom Jolly is just class

Any1 kno what song starts playing at the end?

thanks

[Alees67966]

think the song is Fear by Ian Brown

[dan4wba]

Cheers mate, been tryin to work out that song in agessss !!

[HaHaStuPadasso]

Google is your friend. Anytime you need to know the name of a song, just type the lyrics in Google and the name of the song always comes up!

[onepiecefreec]

Personally I think it would have worked better if he had the curtains partially open.

[therur]

ive got the full series and this is the only sniper one on it but the best is when a room service guy comes in and theres a horse head in the bed

[Proagain]

I remember watching that one, it was hilarious.

[tobad4ya]

dom jolly is my hero

[gunther15]

The waiter didnt even react... wa ha ha ha ah

[JzeRandomFck]

AHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAA

[mattiebarber]

dom jolly, what a guy

[dragon1234178]

DOM JOLLY RULES!!!

[GORDOLFC1]

top quality vid!!