Dirty Jobs - Birthing a Cow

[Countrymusicnumber1]

that was disturbing...

[jakejuergens]

Welcome to the world there chief!

[letherboi]

Good Job Honey

Cow:*foams at mouth

[Pandalol1337]

I have done this too! Kinda fun =D

[roundinbarrels]

@ CrAiGrToo4T not till it's REALLY old .. Those are milk cows... ( my dads an EXPERT )

[roundinbarrels]

@biggydx not till it's REALLY old .. Those are milk cows... ( my dads an EXPERT )

[kissmal27]

does anyone know the name of this farm?

[biggydx]

Little does this baby cow know he/she will be a part of the Chipotle Menu.

[CrAiGeRToo4T]

Hey welcome to the world, I'm gonna eat you in 2 years

[soldierkiller29]

i first read the title "bitching the cow"

[smartmanshrek]

I know the farmer dude this is in the fair oaks dairy farm in indiana

[LaniElkhart]

Doesn't hurt the cow much during birthing, according to the farmer?!?! Guess what folks: HE is a man, and HE has never done more than possibly get someone pregnant, and HE hasnever gone through childbirth... What's HE smokin'?

[BlakeGoodwell]

@LaniElkhart it hurts humans way more than animals. we give birth in the worst position possible. squatting or sitting on a chair with no seat will cause the least pain

[SuperMrgabriel]

why I watched this while lunch? WHY!!!

[xdavidxgrovesx]

That was very gross, but a very beautiful thing!

[nickkillerable]

@xdavidxgrovesx Thats and Oxymoron but yea i guess your right

[mcrfuse]

I find this hard to masturbate to

[RandomPersimmon]

I'm eating hamburger while watching this somehow...

[fenrirbr]

0:17 PRICELESS FACE

[leela194]

is it just me or do you actually not go "ew" or get grossed out by this? I really don't i think its normal.

[macrador]

@leela194

Some people go ew for everything that's not in the city or home.

[1990DRIZZT]

I grew up doing this, yet it doesn't grant me any merit as a birthing professional,

Whenever I try and relay my expertise in the field of labor and delivery, people always seem to get offended.

I guess pregnant women just don't like being compared to cows :P

[xx2RAHxx]

@1990DRIZZT lmao niice

[TheSteelpony]

Hey, he's a natural!

[PuukiiNikko]

PUSH PUSH....oh wait no PULL PULL!

[xxHardkorex]

lol he got a head from a cow 

[qmp5]

that is a big pussy. ;)

[Pr1vateer]

come onnnnn its a new life.. thats how the little cows are born.. hey all don`t be so disguised its incredible! :). i wonder if he went to hospital to birhing a human baby :P

[turtleking9999]

LEMME JUST STICK MY HAND UP THERE

[MrShadowSami]

"Nice job honey" umm>

[Altair565]

"Nice job honey!" I wonder if my dad said that to my mom when I was born. xD

[jsfrc]

did u guys see the cow's eye in the end?

[angelicbeast]

"You kinda left some feet in there..."

[theurbanolive]

"...head is stuck in a particular spot" hahaha

[mynameswho]

@theurbanolive peculiar, not particular...

[Clariszxc]

"HEY BUDDY, BREATHE!"

" and uhh .. you kinda still left a feet in there "

" OH! SORRY".

[ElMaqoToro]

"welcome to the world" cause you'll soon be leaving it.

[ladygagahailey]

COOL!!!!!

[seastorm23]

I got experience with cats though. Kinda like this minus the screaming and plus more blood and mess.

[FoxFind]

@seastorm23 cats and dogs alike. I don't mind the blood and mess, but my lord, the SMELL!!!!

[ihat3h1tmark3rs]

@AstronomyGuru1 and only a women would bitch about it

[Shareallicu3]

Cute!

[infamousNfamous]

Haha i love the look on his face. He's as proud as if it was his own baby.

[britdestro]

awww!! its soo ugly!!!!!!!



[mikecdc97]

i just threw up, ALOT

[VC106893]

Imagining coming out of there and first thing you see is Mike, lol

[vibe3d]

@VC106893 It would be worse if it was BEAR GRYLLS!

[narasemanga]

"u kinda left some feet still in there" LAUGHED MY ASS OUT!!!

[ChangHuii]

and you kinda left some feet in there

oh , sorry

lol

[biobiobio777]

"welcome to the world there chief"

[876cruz]

nasty

[eurasianchica]

Oh my goodness, poor cow! That looks so painful.

[Noimnotheone]

lol at 1:23 that white cow just stands there looking at the situation like: wtf's going on here?

[Ificationer]

1:58 LMAO EPIC FACE xD

[erintubb]

I dont care what that farmer says, as a woman that has had children, I can tell you that it f***ing hurts!!!!! Its more than just the pressure. They did a good job of getting the calf out anyway.

[rosemystic22]

how would youlike it if they had a camera just up in there filming while your trying to push out a living being from a hoe that normally is no where near that size you would be screaming too. the cows probably thinking " get this thing out of me and let me at the bull i will chop his stuff off"

[i8246i]

@rosemystic22

You are not a stupid animal, you are a human being.

Big fucking difference, asstard.

[infamousNfamous]

@rosemystic22 Cows don't get the concept of cameras. Or embarrassment. Stop trying to anthropomorphize it. It's a big dumb animal.

[mechreports1]

i love how the guy says if it makes you feel better you can pull on that thing.....other guy: yeah?

[merrellmayhem]

is there a dirty jobs episode about birthing a horse?

[GmodGIRL]

"Welcome to the world there cheif."

[adriaan880121958]

Wow, that brings back memories, I helped a cow like that for the first time when I was 13 or so. My dad gave me the responsibilities that day. Helped many a cow after that, IT'S A BEAUTIFULL THING.

[ROTTWEILERx666x]

nice job honey....

[PureTeenageIgnorance]

Natural anesthetics my ass,Mr.Farmer is in denial.

[michealsirr]

put the ropes on an pull to fuck you dipshits

[i0like0fps]

i've seen this in real life we got to the farm on a school trip it's realy not that bad XD

[The391956]

What would happen if one of them got real sick and had

pain that won't go away.

I guess cows get the same problems as humans like

cancer or broken disks.

I wonder want would happen to those cows, I guess

they would be put to sleep or worse the slaughter house.

[The391956]

Shes just giving birth for the first time.

[KinetikPlayground]

Hi, my name is jeveuxlesoleil and i have no sense of humor and am horrible at insulting ppl.

[Ethiokarate1]

"im assuming by the feet" LOL

any one notice it was steaming?

or the chunky red stuff at its feet near the end?

[Ethiokarate1]

"im assuming by the feet" LOL

[hbunnie1120]

Welcome to the world there chief..!

[Thing07]

Eeeeeeew, it's your mom!

[Class37Thrash]

shes just constipated

[pinoyhellahoy]

Cow drooling in the end "Kill me....." LKULZ

[dogsrule299]

1:18 i dont think a cows supposed to bend that way lol

[beccawecca13]

"hey welcome tothe world there chief" i thought that was adorible :]

[wolfquestgirl13]

lol 1:55 hey welcome to the world cheif lol quite some welcome lol

[wolfquestgirl13]

lol i love this episode its awesome! lol

[Gabesteve]

0:52 that's wat she said...

[ConChaz100]

If they were not in pain they would not be screaming THEY ARE IN PAIN..............

[BigSwitz98]

@ConChaz100

It's minor discomfort, if anything. More pressure than pain, and they'd be far worse off sometimes if you let them be. The mooing is because they're trying to adjust to what's happening and are a little confused. Take it from a guy who's assisted with roughly 400-500 calvings.

[Theriot6592]

MOOOOOOOAAAOAOAOOA!!

Translation: NATURAL ANESTHETICS MY ASS!!

[imposibru]

How I feel after KFC....

[Blackthorne369]

Natural anesthetics my left butt cheek, birth hurts.

[eyu57]

HAHAHAH the cow at the end of the video cracked me up

[fancyshoes002]

Observation: I just lost my appetite for the next week....

[protectoroffaith]

@fancyshoes002 i did that a week straight man theres nothing disgusting about that at all

[jeveuxlesoleil]

@fancyshoes002 Whereas those of us who were raised around this kind of thing? Well, I was eating my breakfast during the clip, actually.

[KinetikPlayground]

Now its immediately fed into a grinder to make veal hamburgers.

[jeveuxlesoleil]

@KinetikPlayground It's a dairy cow, jerkass.

[blackjack5141]

LOl " Welcome to the world there chief! Nice job their Hunny." Couldnt have said it better

[SuperMrCRAZYMAN]

this makes me wonder if he owns a pig

[Kimcee4younme]

Mike Rowe is a lucky man...

[DIMATIF]

xD I love how the other cow just stares and goes like "o.O"

[byagugan]

hey buddy! U left some feet in there. oh..

[stillnquiet]

they dont pull human babies like that...

[Vismis]

@stillnquiet congrats you are brilliant

[nacasius]

@stillnquiet has never heard of forceps i guess

[lovevzhate83]

WHAT MIKE ROWE SHOULD HAVE SAID_ WELCOME TO McDONALDS THERE CHIEF

[superluc1214]

mooooooo.... moooooooooo...

[blondee3chick]

omg ow

[vanpat1987]

Thats some tasty lookin future hamburger !!

[VirgoGoddess90]

Its a beautiful moment....but it looks soooooooo painful for the cow.

[ninjaloverify]

@UserUnknown77 we have them naturally in our body dumbfuck its been turned off by all the chemicals we put into shit

[Vismis]

@ninjaloverify Just by how you typed that i know that you have no idea what your talking about its pretty cool

[VayLoc310]

That darn calf is almost as big as the mother cow, lmao, I hope they don't slaughter the poor thing when it gets older, just breed the poor cow and calf for milk and cheese.

[grimdarkcold]

Fascinating.

[kashluk]

I for one don't find being a 'midwife' for cows 'dirty' or 'disgusting' at all. Done it more times than I can count. Marvelous every single time. Except when the cow giving birth gets a post-pregnancy paralysis.

[XYtruck25]

Is that Whoopi goldberg or rosie O'donnell giving birth to that baby cow?

[PikaJutsu]

The mother at the end looked... rabid.

[fairboy13]

that cow has a big vagina!

[Ghostwitch]

@fairboy13 Well...it's a cow...

[rila]

Lucky day to be delivered by Mike row. XD

[Whips2Kicks]

lmao. Anyone else burst out laughing at the:

*cow screaming*

"There's enough natural hormones and anesthetics....."

*cow continues screaming*

[Nemiah]

@Whips2Kicks LOL ....that's intense LOL

[IchliebeTokioHotel17]

@Whips2Kicks LOL I'm dying laughing

[cryomiequinox]

@Whips2Kicks i died laughing cuz i was playing another video and the cow was cursing and screaming

[DanceInYourRoom]

I liked the Turkey Explosions one better.

[ImTheScoper]

Disgusting, but its a new life form lol

[MrChipinator]

Ah....yet another of life's beautiful moments. This totally kicks the crap outta Niagra Falls...

[LLdub63]

Mike was getting a baby cow bj

[MsJ1nsu]

Oh that was pretty awesome. That was so cute how he was all "hey whats up? welcome to the world" haha.

[floridacajun2]

So I know this was "Beautiful" and all. But it was still disgusting!

[PotterYouRotter7]

@floridacajun2 cleaner than human birthings. id rather help a cow than help a human.

[wc7vdaner]

"theres enough natural anesthetics" AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHMMARRRG­GG

[wyattnkelly]

Mike so rules! Great job, Mike!

[Dahenny12]

awwwww

[AlyssaStar09]

aww baby cow ^_^

[Crackjack58]

"you kinda left some feet still in there" bahaha

[claychick]

there just pulling whenever , should they wait for a natural contration and then pull?

[lemonlimelukey]

awh tht was cute

[strilight]

THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE!

[a199215]

"im assuming by the feet.." ahahaha, brilliant xD

[Starscreamsfan4ever]

i like cows :D)D)D)D)D)D)D)D)D)D)

[Farmall7068]

Helping birth a cow is great.But theres plenty of things that can go wrong.I usually to the pulling but my cousin has the job of moving the calf theres nothing worse than if the calf isnt lined up right or is dead.I have some horror stories about that.I do love mikes show and his website.Hes doing great things for skilled labor.

[AC130EMPYREAL]

I love Mike

[gentlesweetdomme]

I bet helping birth an animal feels so amazing!

Connie

[mrcokez1]

Mike Rowe Is one of our good guys..I love the show

[HellzPredator]

I can't believe they did a c-section on the cow while it was awake and standing!

[jackpuppylover]

@HellzPredator thats not a C-section C-sections are cuttiong the belly open

[HellzPredator]

@jackpuppylover This one isn't, no. But I'm talking about the one they did in the episode.

[HellzPredator]

@YDNWTK

Ok... lol.

[scottybanning]

i think i took a dunp once that looked that big, and shit did it hurt coming out.lmao

[MaxC17]

soooooo gooeyyyyyyyyyy lol

[shaey1996]

this is nasty but fun

[KeySour]

beautifull to watch

[mastergx1]

Ive helped birth a cow before - as you can see - its not that bad - instead of letting the cow give birth naturally, we used a long steel rachet device that clasped the cows backside and hooked onto a rope tied around the calfs hoofs. When the cow was ready, the farm hand rapidly pulled on the rachet again and again forcing distance between the cows rear and the calf. In just a few short seconds the calf was born and with the minimum of fuss or drama. Both the cow and the calf were fine.

[MaxC17]

i wonder why human birth seems to be so much more complex lol

[55runescaper]

and much more dangerous

[NatureLover987]

@MaxC17 I'm thinking its because humans can talk/yell lol. I live on a farm and have birthed over 500 babies, so after a while you can just kinda "tune out" their bellowing and focus on the task at hand. That's kinda hard to do when you have a human screaming in your ear saying some words she really shouldn't be saying in front of her child lol

[MaxC17]

@NatureLover987 lol i just started my morning with reading this and it's just too funny and true! Thanks!

[TheAlExMaStEr97]

This is not nice

[ohnzee]

why not put him on a Mum giving birth..

[saberswing]

If anyone at discovery channel reads this, how about putting mike to work at a soap factory?

[jagjagin]

haha god job their honey.

[carpnter2000]

That was pretty cool actually.Good vid and thanks for these posts. I also like to see the population of yummy cows increase, so this show was a win win. Entertaining witha hint of Porterhouse!!,,MMM...

[jxz107]

That was beautiful! too bad it will be killed though. : (

I wonder what that other cow was thinking.

[Knobbs1994]

Isn't that nice...

[krrrruptidsoless]

It's not eloquence. It is as short of an explanation as I can get. But I'll take your reply as a compliment. Even a close resemblence to sentence structure is good enough. The Traditional as in it is either a religious accompaniment to the tradition of instinctual survival and is o.ked by another source or the fact that it is passed down just because that is the way it's done in society. The truth is they made humans and not in the evolutionistic way. It gets more convoluted with time.

[josh210693]

nerd fail

[krrrruptidsoless]

And in a while he will be eating what he just helped live. Meat eaters have such a thrilling point to life. A more meaningless creature there isn't than a meat eating human.

[Furu4392]

Do us normal people look like ants from up there on your high horse?

[krrrruptidsoless]

When you describe normal. Do you mean meat eaters. You do know the reason humans eat meat and why. And where the non instinctual belief came from. Because if you did you wouldn't. So if that is what you mean by high horse than not ants but maybe other matter. Because ants being what they are still are not made by or from humans in except a way not hastened to by your contemporary others. And in so much as remaining in a belief you don't believe in then does position matter. Regards

[Furu4392]

1) your attempt at eloquence is sad

2) You need to learn how to punctuate properly, or. at. least. not. punctuate. at. all.

3) Enlighten me as to the "non-instinctual belief why humans eat meat"

[jemjean]

The calf may be a female, in which case she would probably be used to produce milk. I eat beef, but won't eat veal. I hate the way the cattle are treated and I do think Peta is doing a great job. And yes, I do agree that human beings are probably the most meaningless creatures on the planet. So don't hate me because I eat beef and so on.  Work with me to make certain that these creatures are treated humanely and eliminate the consumption of veal.

[BronxBombers4life123]

but veal is soo good....and PETA is a bunch of psycos...im all for the elimination of animal abuse but they are just crazy...and they kill more than 70% of the animals they save soo

[krrrruptidsoless]

@jemjean So what you are saying is save the baby and kill the family. I walk a fine line with life. But apparently no one else has to give a flying f%&k. They can make an opinion and murder everything in their wake. No I won't help you in your quest to decide which can live and which can die. What are you in to triage of life. Life is lovely until you get hungry. Don't hurt that one I want to eat it. GD people your brain stops the minute your stomach growls. FU Freak.s

[jemjean]

What I'm saying is that there is no way you are going to convince the majority that eating beef is a sin and wean them to soy burgers. It's not going to happen. So why not make certain that all animals are treated humanely no matter what their future holds. My God, you can't really be that naive, can you? In Asia, people eat dogs and strip them alive for the fur. It seems to me that you're wasting your time on soy vs. beef. Put your anger to good use, idiot.

[krrrruptidsoless]

@jemjean All I have to do is brainwash everyone on the planet. It's not that hard. Haven't you heard the phrase win the hearts and minds of your enemy. I am only at the phase of making everyone my enemy. I can see I won that with you. Ahh humans so easily swayed. It's a laugh they know anything at all or claim to. When you start seeing my words start turning on their own you'll know it's just starting to work. Symbolism I am guessing will be my next feat to try and control. cow and sheep