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  • you are obsessed with hard fucking nipples. you got a hard nipple fetish my friend.

  • Errrrr all the Skyrim chicks are kinda weird looking, you like that first though huh???? : \

  • oh uhhhhh... i kinda...killed Ria

  • thewulf7

    yea u culd

    its called killing the bitch and say she fell down the stairs

  • Can you also get divorced and go get another chick?

    ahha

  • you need to leave your mom's basement

  • df?? ur making it sound like if jerk off 2 diz shit 24/7. and act like if it were 2 b real life

  • All those girls are so hot.

  • @emyllsomar yeah i know he just keeps jerkin off to them cuz hes fat and cant get no girls!!! XD

  • um....... a............. no

  • Id like to see what this guy considers "pretty" in real life...

  • You are aware that this is just a videogame?

  • your a lonely guy.

  • who dude are u a Nord? i want to know cuz i like that look

  • What a fucking homo

  • i'd hit aela

  • This guys commentary is hilarious, your all haters haha.

  • Wow, I'd be bothered by the negative comments if they weren't driven by self loathing and an immature need to anonymously attack people just so they can feel better about themselves. You want him to get a life? Look in the mirror and take a look at yourselves.

    Anyway, decent vid man, good job.

  • I wish I could marry Hroki in Markarth. I went with Ysolda from Whiterun though because she's not fugly and she wants to be a merchant so bad, so now she can be my merchant wife XD

  • He does know people in Sovangarde are dead right?

  • that is not pc sorry, you can see the A and b button

  • Dude your a freaking creep!

  • Anyone else surprised as hell when you found out that you could marry guys?

  • @3p1cC4nuck i know... they put the effort in to appease all demographics.......... sigh.... in reality if you were gay in that day and age you would prob have your balls chopped off.

  • the dudes u can marry the dude dont forget about the dudes.... gayyyyyyyyyy

  • this guy is a creepy pedo fantising over characters wtf

  • get a life u faggot

  • ugh this is so creepy

  • OMFG wut a preverse!

  • i care about the vaj-js not the nipples

  • 1) turn transcribe audio on

    2)wth?

  • Aela:Get away from me! >:O

    Him:why would i get away from you i liek you :o

  • "Oh...hey there:-) I killed a bear yesterday. What you kill?" O.o

  • I like Aela, but whatever. It might be weird that I drank her blood to be a werwolf, but i guess thats personal choice.

  • Why just why???

  • i didnt hear a fucking word u said

  • you need a girl friend

  • Yeah, I think Farkas is pretty too.

  • most of them were fucking ugly

  • these girls take rejection well

  • You sound fat

  • @D3v1n8R best comment ever

  • hey both of the girls he thinks are hot are the same people

  • talk about having a pixal-perfect body

  • @VictorVonFox HaHa puns..

  • What thing in the king and stuff

  • hehe,love guru

  • o and btw im not tryin to bully in anyway ....

  • virgin level:100

  • i marry Aela on every profile i make but she keeps dying because i love her armor too much to give her any better armor

  • poor ria

  • YEAH, GROW UP

  • so is every companion an eligible bachelor for the char?

    o.O

  • @alfapapanovie Then you, sir, need to stop mooching off your wife and go sit outside of a home depot where you belong.

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WENT TO FINISH SKYRIM COMPAINIONS RIGHT WHEN I SAW I CAN MARRY AELA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • Can you plzz show us a video on how to get married a second time in skyrim if you know how

  • @skateboardmaster1 you cannot.

  • @skateboardmaster1 if you play on pc yes no console

  • lol

  • u like to type in caps huh how bout i bust a couple caps in ya ass and see if ya still like em

  • I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPS TOO

  • The mage from riften, Marcurio is gay... he wanted to marry me omg :(

  • @karnagor100 every guy in skyrim must be gay then, guys can marry guys / girls can marry girls.

  • @AnthJB84 Chaos :D

  • Disturbing how long he rants about the girls >.>

  • Everybodys mad

  • Get away from me

    She´s nice :P

  • I think the best women to marry in this game is the priestess of..... what temple was it? The Goddess of Beauty. The Priestess on the top floor.

  • can you whisper any lower? and you call those pretty? -.- i've yet to see a pretty girl in skyrim even on a 1080p monitor

  • Lol get a life

  • Ditto to Taimo! I hope that's right but still IPODS FTW!

  • 5:00 is a bitch!

  • Im writing this on iPod so i cant answer to a comment but OyxiaxD is right! :)

  • judgeing from the description u had a kid when u were 16.

    i guess i cant judge u though its more comin then not nowadays

  • This game needs boob differentiation xD, scratch that it needs body type differentiation period

  • I don't care how pretty they are... the most important thing is that are they good in kitchen???

  • @OyxiaxD I dont want some fat slob cookin my steak.

  • go marry an orc =/

  • how many times ca you get married in skyrim? that glitch were the dead follower decides to drop from the fucking ceiling ruins everything. so if it fucks that up can i get another chance?

  • nice begining "duh duh duh duh"

  • @whoneedslife666 xD i thought the same

  • i married her to

  • i think this might be a glitch but all the boys and girls in the compainins all i can marry they all like me its wierd i thought only vilkas was gay sooo wierd oh and i think Aela is SEXY because if you stay a werewolf she also is one and she doesent get scared when you wolfup and she can follow you

  • Pretty sure...Ysolda is better looking than any of them..

  • @ezioauditore1122 : funny, thats who i married

  • Pretty? Just come and seem them in my computer. They look like bricks in 640x480 & everything on Low.

  • @MrAli9003 sorry about your pc. well i play on imac 27" alienware area 51 i7 12 GB of ram x2 6870 resolution 1920X1200 so it looks amazing

  • @MrAli9003 sorry about your pc. well i play on imac 27" alienware area 51 i7 12 GB of ram x2 6870 resolution 1920X1200 so it looks amazing

  • @alfapapanovie It wasn't like that until I killed my GPU by overclocking it too far. Now I am using a 9500 GT and everything in Low setting D: .

    I am saving currently for a next-gen GPU from Nvidia cuz my monitor support 3DVision.

    Also don't care about the rude comments. Thanks for your Video and nice effort.

  • @alfapapanovie

    Too bad that computer doesn't exist. iMacs are not Alienwares, nor are Alienware computers iMacs.

  • @bubbamj WHAT? my 2 6870 have mini display port lol before you talk shit do some research please

  • @alfapapanovie

    lol Okay moron. Mac computers ARE NOT ALIENWARE computers. Those are separate things. This is not hard to understand. I don't need to do research. Idiot...

  • @alfapapanovie

    Also, having mini displayport connections on your graphic cards does not make it an iMac.

  • @bubbamj ok i have a i mac 27" late 2011 with mini display port and my alienware area 51 has 2 6870 they have mini display port two so i went to amazon and bought a mini display port to mini display port cable omg and that's how i get my pc to display on my imac i can go from mac to pc by pressing on my i mac keyboard command F2 anyways thanks for watching my video have a nice day

  • wow you have bad taste in women

  • *facepalm* this has nearly a million views... why...

  • @shinkosai becuase we are cooler than you

  • virgin alert, dingdingding, virgin alert !

  • um ok your cool yeah just like jizz over a crappy computirised girl FUCKING FAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i think this guy should marry nazeem. FROM THE CLOUD DISTRICT :D

  • >2012 >not marrying Senna from Markarth >ISHYGDDT

  • *This video was made for retards, by retards.*

  • Dude your really creepy... Shes just gorgeous.... So pretty! My god! Like awriously, its a video game, dont woo over virtual NPCs

  • @TheFooFighter2 whats YOUR excuse

  • What happends if you reject a girl, and then you talk to her again, can you still marry her?

  • I would choose the second girl and take her to my house and taker her clothes.

  • were do you get the amulet of mara?

  • @iciclespike78 riften muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa from da black mara priest guy

  • Is this a fucking parody lol

  • if he was white would you still hate on him?

  • Forever alone

  • The virginity is strong in this one!

  • i sence virginity in this one...

  • @crybabyXD it's sense muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaa

  • I THINK YOU USED ENOUGH CAPS LOCK

  • I love it how he thinks the first one is gorgeous when she looks like She has a goaty Lol. xD

  • i married an ugly elve,because i can

  • hey moron remember to say spioler alert before ruining the end of a video game!

  • @Irishomgbear it's spoiler muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • cant find any girls, ahh fuk it, ends up marrying a guy

  • I had no problem with the video itself, it's just the "writing style" used for the title and description (all caps, no punctuation) reminds me of the way my cousin writes stuff on Facebook. He's deaf. Just saying.

  • jesus god, this is like the american equivalent to an otaku.

  • On skyrim I'm a chick and I'm going to Marry rio

  • Aela can also bite into food with her mouth closed...

  • what the fuck? these character's don't actually exist, maybe you obsess a little too much

  • LOL why am i here

  • virginity is strong in this one

  • WHY ARE YOU IN ALL CAPS?? IT HURTS MY EARS!!

  • I walked into my house, and Screamed at my wife until she hit the ground. She got up, and made me some beef stew, Then i took her clothes, her money, and then walked away. Then i got on Skyrim.

  • @StatCitez lmfao! if i was your wife i'd kill you in your sleep thou >.>

  • I used to be a virgin like you, then I took a vagina to the dick.

  • @ThePsoinas Haha you wish

    More like a dick to the dick

  • @ThePsoinas You mean you took a dick to your vagina? Don't be a dick if you don't want to be dicked X3

  • @ThePsoinas you sure?

  • @ThePsoinas let me guess someone stole your condom.

  • @ThePsoinas LMFAO! WEAK AF!

  • @ThePsoinas : ha, thats mean. funny, but mean xD

  • @ThePsoinas the way you word it, it seems like you did that by force.

  • @ThePsoinas Can't tell you how many times I've seen this idiotic remark on youtube.

  • Ria: I killed a bear yesterday, what did you kill?

    Dovhakiin: YOU!!!!!!

    *FUS RO DAH*

  • @irishbaroo You need to buy the amulet of mara from a monk in the temple of riften, equip it and then talk to her.

    Ps. Aela is the sexiest in the whole game. :)

  • You retard there are links ALL over your videos

  • @bethesdafan or he is using a wired xbox 360 controller

  • Man, I'm sorry if you've answered this already, but can you marry Ria on PS3, and if so, how? All she says is "I killed a Bear yesterday...etc." Thanks for any help!

  • im sorry its clearly the 360 did he say it is the pc or isn't...????

  • Aela's sexier

  • 4:04 s(he)'s not trying to hold (he)r cup s(he)'s trying to hold (he)r huge dick

  • theres a girl in whiterun with the same armor as that ghost and all you have to do for her is beat her in a fist fight - the bar is something with moore in it i think - lower right corner of whiterun map

  • i honestly thought ria was the ugliest lol

  • i love how he rejected the chick while she had a sword in her hand

    i did that she'd be yelling deeeeccccaaappppiiiiitttttaaaa­attttttiiiiiiooooonnnnnnn(if youve played brutal legends u gt the joke

  • Stormcloacks never existed

  • you are 29 and your son is 13 ? so you f**ked your gf with 16 and got her pregnant , respect !

  • Always knew Farkas was gay if always look at my ass when im moving

  • @DertyJardin2 I know who joined the stormcloaks in real life :)

  • The guy who can kill people by shouting at them the guy who slays dragons and eats their souls if aela cheated on dovahkiin the last words she's hear would be FUS ROH DAH!

  • Aela? cheat? who the fuck would cheat on the DRAGONBORN! you know that guy who went to sovngarde and back with alduins head drove out the empire/stormcloaks the harbinger of companions archmage of mages guild listener of DB master of thieves guild and so much more (side quests)

  • I love how seriously you took it 1:15

  • ria has a nasty face.... and aela is like. imo looks like the one who would shoot your ass if YOU cheated

  • i marrid that old women...

  • Uhhh, I wanted to watch this but, theres a big red rectangle comment box in the middle of the screen..grrr.

  • Women:GET AWAY FROM ME

    Man:She's really nice

  • Haha when you were making this bid were you jerking of?! :/ ur a creep man u need to get a life

  • @BiGgAmE331 you sir should take your own advice

  • how

  • I killed my first wife. how come the courier hasnt shown up yet?

  • LOL Aela is the most hot in the companians =D (Sorry my english I'm from brazil)

  • i cant marry them and i killed the beast

  • i married farkas and then i chopped his head off XD

    Then i married Ria

  • @MrLolatyou1000 I married Farkas as a guy. I slept with him. So creepy.

  • @MrLolatyou1000 can't you only marry one