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  • i only liked cause i didnt want STD's

  • Sorry but there's a little mistake, in Soviet Russia jet drives you.

  • Что там этот пидор говорил про Россию?

  • hahahahahahahahahah!!! XD

  • Man i Like your fvideos ... they are full of FUN and in the end of any video your laugh make it FUCKING EPIC ! ... I like the video when you and other 2 guys Fucks a enemy sniper ... when fly away with his UAV drone :D ... And when he falls down ... you catch him again ... hahaha Imma still laughing :D

  • LOOOOOOL

    

  • Hehehehehahahehehe FEGGET!!!

  • "Drive a jet" you mean FLY a jet...

  • I think that Abrams is mad bro.

  • hahaha faygit

  • CAMPIN FAGGIT HAHAH

  • @AzahTheDon Just stop you cant camp in BF3 just stop.....Anyways how could you camp in a jet?

  • in soviet russia jet bail you

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  • Please subscribe to original user.... shosho10199 ....

  • i love your ascent man hahah

  • @Jermanatar21 Hmm. I can't tell from the map, and the C4 HUD marker isn't on the chopper... I thought the C4 was on the other jet actually.

  • @cockofdoody4ftw If the C4 was suppose to be on the jet, then why did the jet not blow up too? That's how you know this video is fake. Anybody that plays BF3 can tell it's not real.

  • @Jermanatar21 I said his teammate's jet. It's softcore, therefore, he can't teamkill with C4. Hence why you see reusable Jihad Jeeps.

  • @Jermanatar21 The jet that flew by was a team jet. it wasn't his, as you can clearly see the blue tag and team leader star over the jet as it flies by.

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  • that was one of the stupidest " in soviet russia " which is in soviet union, i have ever heard...

  • @thelineman31 What are you going to get it on (PC, Xbox, PS3, etc..) because I'd be happy to help out a fellow BF3 fan rank up.

  • Bf3 is actually a copy of halo!! Not cod since in bf3 you can so almost the same stuff as halo like kill someone in a chopper or banshee from halo :P

  • @Tsnuamiman no one cares about unrealistic alien shit...

  • @MrZorded

    like bf3 is realistic?

    cmon.

    arma is moar.

  • @Tsnuamiman The battlefield series came out BEFORE the CoD series, so who copying who? The HALO series and BF series are two completely different games that share no remote resemblance besides that they are both FPS's you idiot. Real weapons vs. fictional weapons, human/human vs. human/alien, modern vs. future, battleships vs. space ships, earth vs. fictional planets... yeah big resemblance there.

  • @Tsnuamiman Nice job faggot. I play Halo, BF and COD and I love them all. Know why? Because I have a life.

  • @Tsnuamiman you must be retarded... the difference between halo and bf3 is just as big as the one between mars and earth, they are both planets (fps-es in this game), BUT THEY ARE STILL COMPLETELY FUCKING DIFFERENT.

  • Epic narration made this video even more epic.

  • Meanwhile in cod a claymore blows up a car

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    that heli was all like FUUUUUCCCKKK!!!

  • dude this is shoshos1019

  • Stolen from shosho10199!

  • Sounds kinda like Liam Neeson :O

  • lol cod jokes xD

  • he may have actually done what it looks like in the video but this video is edited, he was flying up at the chpper when it blows the jets going down plus the jet doesnt explode and you can see a blue name on it in the distance as it flies off, never the less having your buddy fly into is a good idea also

  • @jasLBJ23 its just another friendly jet flying over, you can see that due to the angle at which it leaves, but i see what made you suspect it

  • @jasLBJ23 that was his teAmmate flying by

  • BEST use of a jet.

  • When you learn to drive a jet? LOL!!

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  • @Anusdeur One does not drive a jet

  • badass

    

  • What a waste of a perfectly good jet...

  • If you want to laugh please press 8.

  • batman arkham city made me love the word takedown

  • credits are better than video XDDD

  • but in russia the c4 blows you.. or girls..?

  • i will never ever be able to do this because i fly jets and he apparently drives them

  • @lexievv they drive them in russia cuz they cant afford the fuel it takes to fly tem

  • it needs bots

  • hahahahahaha

    

  • Hmmm, He forgot one thing, straight out suicide!

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  • look up r3a93r187 on youtube he has a good camper humiliation video

  • @LucasSchaaf Lol

  • Camping fegget!

  • FEGGET

  • I hoped to hard that after he said

    "In Soviet Russia, when you learn to drive the jet..."

    he'll say

    "... the jet learns to drive you!"

    :o)

  • Welcome to the RAF son

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

    

  • Excuse me sir but i believe you forgot a very important, certain word....FEGGIT does not belong by itself without the word CAMPING before.....

  • Roses are red violets are blue in soviet Russia poem writes u!

  • WHY YOU SO VIOLENT?!?!?!

    -- Neutrality 

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  •  ︻┳═一 ----------- pew pew

  • @fancyncv110 haha neat

  • I use to be a COD fanboy...Had like 40 days played between COD 4, WAW, MW2, and Black Ops...Bought BF3 at release and was amazed (plus free map pack was awesome) yet still bought MW3 (and Elite) anyways ($110 total)......Glad a week later I could even get $30 back for that piece of shit...I think its fair to say anyone who plays COD > BF3 either 1.) Hasnt played or seen BF3 2.) Are under the age of 14 or 3.) Cant comprehend making decisions on a big map and need 3 possible ways to run - Peace

  • I use to be a COD fanboy...Had like 40 days played between COD 4, WAW, MW2, and Black Ops...Bought BF3 at release and was amazed (plus free map pack was awesome) yet still bought MW3 (and Elite) anyways ($110 total)......Glad a week later I could even get $30 back for that piece of shit...I think its fair to say anyone who plays COD > BF3 either 1.) Hasnt played or seen BF3 2.) Are under the age of 14 or 3.) Cant comprehend making decisions on a big map and need 3 possible ways to run - Peace

  • So wait? The C4 on the jet blows up the helicopter next to it? Right..... keep making those COD jokes and keep telling yourself that you made the better choice by picking Battlefield 3.

  • @nrdify Meanwhile in COD : *Respawn* *Takes 1 of 3 possible routes* (with people camping at all 3) *Gets quickscoped*....Or better yet *Respawn* (.2 seconds later gets killed by chopper gunner hovering over spawn point)

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  • @nrdify

    And btw, you are probably the only person on the entire internet who doesn't think Jihad-Jeeping/Jetting/Helicopt­ering is absolutely awesome/hilarious.

    ...and, apparently, is too dimwitted to understand why simply having the ability to do something like that in BF3 clearly demonstrates the vast difference in the sheer depth of gameplay between BF3 and MW3.

  • that was sick

  • In Soviet Russia C4 Detonates You!!!

  • I was looking through you're uploads, and you know what - you're laugh is priceless ... and contagious.

  • In MW3 today a car explodes and breaks a window :)

  • shosho1019 you are absolutely the best humoring player on BF genre i have ever seen lol Cheer with Japanese sake to your Russian vodka XD

  • awesome video edit,he's out the jet and another player drive the jet?

    wtf dude fake lol

  • @JORABI13 nope

  • meanwhile in CoD: throwing knife bounces off a wall and kills someone

  • @PhonicLion Or the gay 360 no scopes

  • @carfenaticman123 yes, also fmg9 akimbo and type 95 getting 2-3 shot kills

  • @PhonicLion Cod was soo fun in cod4 days but now its just full of faggots doing 360 no scopes and throwing knives. Bf3 all the way now!

  • @carfenaticman123 cod4> all other CoDs, CoD 2 was good too though

  • @PhonicLion cod4 for life! love bf3 just as much!

    and especially fuck black ops

  • @jasLBJ23 too bad that the last time i checked there were only a few thousand players playing cod4 on xbox (not sure about ps3 or pc) and in cod4 the closest thing to an overpowered gun is the mp5 or m16, while in WaW everyone only uses mp40, in mw2 everyone only uses ump45, in BO everyone only uses Famas or ak74u rapid fire, and in mw3 everyone is starting to exclusively use the type 95

  • @PhonicLion last time i played was a couple months ago and every single game is modded and hacked not what it used to be, its just a mess of a once great game

  • @carfenaticman123 in MW 3, at least in PC, is clean of quickscopers and throwing knives, basically because both are useless, and you get rapped 20 times before you get a kill doing that, other thing is in consoles

  • @gmk120 I have not tryed the pc but no throwing knives or quickscopers sounds pretty fucking amazing. Cod is getting really boring now they need to change it up and the only company is going to do that is respawn or treyarch.

  • @carfenaticman123 proud of you

  • @xboxhero112 haha thanks man if you play bf3 im proud of you to man!

  • @carfenaticman123 i do 39 stars with the knife

  • @xboxhero112 Shit man I suck at the knife but I am awesome at the little bird though lol

  • @carfenaticman123 me too

  • @PhonicLion Hold on?? Are you supposed to be saying that a throwing knife bouncing of a wall is stupid? If so, try it IRL bitch!

  • @AccuracyBeast shut the fuck up fucking whore, go spemd your time doing something useful like laundry rather tham sitting around all day playing video games,

  • @PhonicLion Yet to realise i am actually a fucking boy you sexist cunt , For being sexist like that it just shows your a fucking gay basterd who wants a big black man to do everything for him. GF your life you fucking down syndrom bitch! :D Love you to mate

  • @AccuracyBeast yes, you are a boy now after the sex change but you arent a true male, also learn how to spell retard

  • @PhonicLion Wow kiddie , nice imagination. I like how you have gone way over the top just because i have a picture of my Girl friend as my youtube DP ? Go grow a pair of balls and just shut the fuck up arguing over the internet you little prick.

  • @PhonicLion Also , if your not an Xbox360 fanboy bitch , Want to add me on Ps3 and we'll settle it out in a 1vs1 on any CoD game? Shame we cant do it on Bf3 though :L

  • @PhonicLion OHHHH NOOO!!!! OHHHHOHOHOHHHH BANK SHOT!!!!!!!!

  • @PhonicLion thats why im getting bf3 this friday im sick of being a cod fanboy any tips?

  • @thelineman31 same as black ops, use the famas but thats tdm which is the cod-like part, you should play conquest and the first time you spawn in a jet dont be surprised how difficult it may be since you wont even have flares and you will be against people with heat seekers and extinguishers, also if you want to be a good chopper pilot at the least, id suggest playing bfbc2, it will help you get prepared for bf3, bf2 however has the hardest chopper controls so dont get that one, i hope i helped

  • @PhonicLion ok im getting bfbc2 i dont have enough money for bf3

  • @thelineman31 play on atacama desert, when you get the vietnam play on phu bai valley, when you get the map pack play on heavy metal

  • @PhonicLion how many maps are there?

  • @thelineman31 i cant remember exactly, but its a lot, like 10-20

  • @PhonicLion thank you im getting it on monday whats your gamertag?

  • @thelineman31 DC PhonicLion

  • @PhonicLion thank you

  • habibi

  • "... when you learn to drive the jet...' WTF?

  • @moobbles flying is easy shit.. you gotta learn to drive it on the runway ;)

  • You copied sho sho you dick

  • @dagamecheats shut up you morron, people send him videos to get featured JERK!

    STOP disabling annotations !

  • Faygit haw haw haw haw

  • send this to Amazingfilms247

  • no...not funny

  • @IronikJosh holy crap

  • Holy crap this dude is sooo fukin funny lol

  • bit old

  • lmao epic bro

  • imagine being able to do something like that irl

  • GOOSEPUMPS

  • In Soviet Russia, JET FLYS YOU!

  • I usually fly the jet instead of drive it...

    Good vid tho!

  • hehehe...fayget..hehehe

  • This guys called sho sho u wanna check hos channel out fucking funny as

  • @millzi88 what?...

  • In soviet russia they speak many weird languages . Toaster ...

  • Hate jets in war game

  • It's funny when americans make jokes about Russians. Here is joke about americans. Why americans can't fly better than Russians? Because americans are too FAT!!! HAhAhaaaa!!!!

    I made a good joke.

  • @MrKriistian Leave the fucking Nationalities out, this is a BF3 video.

  • @sgteltorcho I know that, I'm not blind.

  • @MrKriistian sure about that?

  • @MrKriistian nice one

    

  • Hahahahaha ahahahahaha, you're so original

  • I love how in the end he always says fegget. Lol

  • in soviet russia, the jet uses you to kill enemy choppers!

  • Shouldn't the Soviet Russia joke be that the jet drives you?

  • @vapor47 i always thought jets fly, not drive. Well must be me then

  • @vapor47 the jet FLY u?

  • Yorkshire accent much?

  • In Soviet Russia, we hi-jack jets...

  • in Soviet Russia..You Drive Jets?

  • THAT was shosho1099 im flagin

  • @funnyguy21341 link of shosho is in description idiot.

  • i didnt know you could "drive" a jet....

  • this guy needs to stop trying to be FPS russia, he clearly has a yorkshire accent

  • FEGGET!

  • Fegget... Hheheehaah . LMAO! :)

  • And if all that fails, here, have some C4!

  • Too many battlefield clips. Unsubbed.

  • @zenmaster171 like any1 cares

  • @zenmaster171 Ha. Just because your jealous of an awesome game!

  • Anymore community request videos?

  • this guy is probably FBS Russia brother xD

  • @MegaSweetJesus what I am trying to say is that Russia was no joke in the times they are talking about - lots of hardship. I don't think it's right for them to mock "soviet Russia". Also, it is overused and boring now, just like Chuck Norris.