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  • u guys are stupid. 1) a motorcycle cant carry survivors and it lacks armour. 2) fuel efficiency is good because there maybe a shortage of gas. duhh.

  • Lol I live around Lansing 0.0 let's hope that that's not the first overrun city!!'

  • if zombies came i would get a tank if it runs out of gas you can just sit there with the hatch closed and shoot them

  • @killer7343 do u know where 2 find a tank and if so how 2 drive it? and wat about when u ran out of food, water, ammo and got bored?

  • @divineoblivionguy yeah ikr

  • if i want 2 fly away from zombies i will just get a hellicopter

  • somehow i dont think walmart have jet packs

  • why not use a monster truck it high and can kill zombie

  • geos dont have steel frames

  • on top of the hardwear store with lumber, and a gardening section. you have evrything you need. you can grow food on the roof, collecting rain water in the tubs they have, make weapons, fortify the openings, cars and trucks can easly fit inside. tools to do anything you want. generators for electricty, possibly a gun section. you dont need a tank, theyre made to guard against heavy weapons, a truck, or SUV would be fine. just cover the windows with somthing.

  • a landcruiser is an suv

  • dont drive a geo they cant survive a zombie hit, besides who cares if there fuel effecient! dont get an suv theyre bad on gas. you should get a motor cycle. because there the only one that fits the all the reasons why you shouldnt have that vehicle.

  • Okay sweet! I've paid over $100,000 for this damn jetpack so I can fly away. Now if only I was a loner who only cared about saving myself, and didn't have supplies to carry with me in order to survive. Seriously guys... if you've got one, awesome. If you don't, don't make it your goal to get one and rely solely on one.

  • you are fucking retards!

  • Btr-90

  • ..for those of you questioning the jet pack availability factor.. well, ya just got use what you got around the house.. make a harness out of some durable & reliable duct tape, propulsion from aresol cans & batta-bing!!! ya gotchaself a full on make shift jet pack.. i've seen 'em work.. on cats..

  • a fire truck makes worse gas milage than suv you dumbfuck, and even if you could find a jetpack at a small chance you do, they only have enough fuel to fly for about 2 minutes so you might wanna reconsider everything grasshoper

  • 206 dead dumb fuckers liked this video

  • @MagicChopChop damn havnt got enough points

    can i borrow sum of urs?

  • Horse = Good....Zombie Horse = Baaaaaaaddd!

  • jet pack? brilliant idea exept 4 these reasons...

    1. thet dont exist

    2.even if they existed, were the hell am i 2 find 1?

    3. what if it ran out of fuel while u were in the air?

  • @divineoblivionguy Funny thing.. They do exisit, they just cost a few million each and are not very effeciant. A guy hardly made it over the grand canyon with one

  • @InsaneEmoGroup they exist? awsome

  • All you need to go far in life is a big white...jeep liberty LOL

    I would suggest a helicopter or a plane and possibly a boat

  • where the fuck am i supposed to find a jetpack

  • @mattpelli1 Don't listen to these guys. They are idiots.

  • @Saidshawn

    Or run out of ammo and not know what to do and get ate.

  • if i saw someone flying in the air with a jet pack i think I would shoot them. Not sure how safe it is now.

  • no in real life jet packs will only last for very short periods of time

  • Cars? Motorcycles? An M1 Abrams is my preferred vehicle, no way they can get to you, and you can drive over them all day. Sucks you cant actually get your hands on a tank xD but the second best thing within reason is a school bus with reinforced doors and chained/boarded up windows.

  • what if the jet pack ran out of gas while you'r in the air? think of that?

  • @OzzyOsboo yeah, and there is the fact they dont exist yet

  • Armoured Car. Nuff said.

  • jet pack omg what happed when u got no flue ? dumbbass

  • because when the jetpack runs out of fuel ull have ur no fall damge and infinite health cheats on right?

  • i think your vehicle depends mostly on

    1.where you live

    2.where youre going

    3.what your doing

    4.what /who your taking

    p.s i dont think a jetpack would get you far out, just ........... up lol (

  • yes, a motorcycle for plowing through hordes of undead.

  • get a boat

  • helicopter...airplane...flying­ camero

  • SUVs are the best. watch zombie proofing your car.!!!!!!

  • HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA..... A JETPACK XD

  • bicycle is the best means of transportation cause you can pick it up and no need for gas.

  • im bam and this is jackass with zombies

  • how can you tell the difference between zombies and the kind of people that watch this video?

  • of course everyone has a jetpack lying around in my house

  • S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters can fly forever.

  • what if the jet pack runs out of fuel in mid air and your bitch ass falls

  • I love the "lansing to detroit" part, it makes sense, because michigans already been through like 3 zombie invasions this year.

  • any Military transport would probably be great. bad on gas but very safe-their armored to stop BULLETS! they will definitely repel teeth. Plus like these guys said ur not paying for gas.

  • you can ruun outta gas with a jetpack and just plummet into the earrth so im gonna stick with a tank or a striker apc like the 00Xenoscar00 and theWARRIORpfcMOTLEY

  • uh...... Striker APC like the guy below me... hehe

  • thats y ill stick to my striker. m2 .50 cal on top .not a hard choice

  • these guys are just sarcastic asses

  • why not use a boat?

    just grab a sailboat and chill in the middle of the ocean with lots of food...youll be safe for like ever

  • @willhar30 till you run outta food, or it spoils, or a storm happens, or you die of exposure lol, srry man

  • @thepyrowulf you go back to land when you run outa food & supplies and ill have gas masks...

  • @willhar30 gas mask?

  • @thepyrowulf yeah...so if the virus is airbourne i wont be infected

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  • @willhar30 how would you know unless it was too late? sorry to prove you wrong, but if its airborne... were all screwed >_< or if it messes with our food or water, we wouldnt know until its too late... unless your involved with it happening in the first place...... YOU STARTED THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE DIDNT YOU?!?!?!?!

  • @willhar30 Quick we need to buy hms arch royal! ;)

  • wooohooo jetpack but i dont think you could get one at the shop

  • if the guy next to you shoots your jetpack while you use it i am sure you'll get to the destination of your dreams a whole lot quicker. am i right

  • A good idea would be either a bicycle or a horse (really), but i'd go for the bicycle, dont want to stop to feed the horse, and it all depends on your physical strength, its small, can enter places a bike or a SUV couldn't.

  • all u gotta do is think playstation lol blow shit up lol

  • lol click on the 45 second mark he says jew jew jew lol and what are you two pussys talking about, most people wont survive so you'll have plenty of gas and no suvs would be very good you need to add things like metal sheets on all the windows exept for the driver and navigator put iron bars and medium sized trucks not big rigs but like ryder rental trucks would be excellent you could go into a town and raid it of supplies, i could go on forever i want 2 make vid but hav nutin 2 show

  • all i know im prepared i got my hummer h1 and my gun safe is arms reach of the hummer so im set

  • hahaha out of the zsa? more like straight out of my ass.

  • SCREW YOU ZOMBIES I'M GOING TO NARNIA! *Jumps in Wardrobe*

  • @A4L1000 like dammit its over run

  • how in the heck is a motorcycle better then an suv! r u dumb they could grab u and pull u down easy u cant run them over that was stupid and a waste of my life

  • how about a boat and go to a island that has nothing on it and start a new bam problem solved

  • Man, seriously? A fucking jet pack? Get real...

  • Any jeep-like vehicle would work good because they can go off road easily and are usually not to bad on gas

  • skrew you zombies. im flyin home!

  • But what if we were on leave from the UNSC and sorts left our jetpack on Reach? You know, cuz that may have happened from time to time... Cough...

  • where wood people that were in the war find a jet pack anywhere, because we dont own any jeT pack

  • i'd use a moded catilac escalade

  • a fucking jet pack.. really man.. really?

  • i would use a ford f150

  • Have fun finding a jet pack, and trying to get somewhere in roughly 10 seconds.

  • if a horse becomes a zombie does it obey you or only flesh eating animals become flesh eating zombies?

  • @Horde1Blades animals can't be zombies

  • @Survivorgroup1 dude humans r animals der her her :I

  • @22legocaptainrex true true ^_^

  • yeah but say teh vehicle runs out of gas, then the smoker will be eaten, good luck.

  • Here, I want to point out my opinion when it comes to zombie survival:

    Don't get a person who's allergic to types of food if you're doing a smash and grab, if so, make them grab their food, like they said, leave the car running (i'd suggest at least a group of 3-4 so 2 stay in the car, the other 1-2 smash and grab). The reason why: It probably will take some actual time to find food that isn't filled with peanuts and whatever there is. So that's my opinion! :P

  • ZSA??

  • hell why not a space ship , your in space no zombies

  • destination of my dreams........ HEAVEN!

  • Bet 10$ the chubby one gets zombied first

  • next up! how to pack a punch your stuff :3

  • please read the zombie survival guide by max brooks

  • the sad part is they're serious

  • guys ..... only take a few people NOT ALOT OF THEM you wouldnt want to increase the zombie population 5 is ok ( 3 kids mom and dad lolz) 3 is better 2 nahhh 1 what the frikk?

  • wth? MOTORCYCLE? seriously? duuuuuuuuude a freakin zombie could pull you out of that unless your someone pwnage like alice from Resident evil

  • A jet pack? Where the f@@@ do you get a jetpack?

    You two clowns are going to be too busy smoking each other's 'poles' to get out alive. Gas mileage is not important. You only need the car/4wd etc to get to safety. Am average DECENT off road car(landcruiser etc not crappy suv) will get you hundreds of km/miles. How far do you need to go?

    A jet pack? DIRP!

  • ultralight 2 person plane, s10 blazer, astro, all fuel efficient, all medium sized, keep group of people at about ten don't get attached venture out in groups of 4-5 roof top is best vantage point or tree stand for guard tower

  • I don't know about these guys, but i'm trying to take this seriously.... when the zombies come(in 2012) I want to be ready! 

  • A military APC.

  • Really? You know what you are talking about? You a couple of fuck tards. Just awful info.

  • Hummer/Land Rover/Jeep

  • how about we just get ourselves an ironman suit and destroy all zombies

  • becasu they sell jetpacks at the hardware store i see them all the time

  • Land rover would be the best vehicle

    then a aston martin for messin about in once all the commotion has died down

  • Jetpack fuel ends quickly.

  • well, CAN'T you PROTEND to be a zombie? i mean zombiese can't see the difrent if u look and smell like then, right? so screw guns just walk out of town and shit

  • what makes this funny is the little guy with that big ass shotgun, I can tell he smoke pot

  • if you think about it a lambo galardo about as efficent as suv but so wide and low its almost impossible to roll and another point smaller amount of windsheild and windows for zombies to get through althou you can go off road (exept grass fields MAYBE) im from australia and theres not much in the way of hills exept in the middle.

  • Guys, wtf. Yeah ok drive a mptorcycle. What is gonna stop a zombie from snatchin ur candy ass off ur bike? And how u gonna say that "fuel efficent cars arent good. Ur not payin 4 the gas" and then say suvs suck on gas. U ARENT PAYING 4 IT. And gas goes bad if unattended, so ur gonna need that gay electric car eventually.

  • These guys apparent;y didn't read the Zombie survival guide......

  • @tedd525 have it in my backpack... you know just in case :)

  • best vehicle for zombie apocalypse are pushbikes and better if thers a side car on it with roof ofc to keep u cool from the sunlight 1st of all it can accomodate 2 to 3 people inside and its gas free even tho its a lil slow but attaching a motor on it would be good on outpacing the zombies but not good for ramming the horde or any vehicle that doesnt use gas on it and helps u to travel faster and efficient would be the best vehicle because im 100% sure that zombies roams the gas stations

  • I think a helicopter would be better like a Hind D or Heuy (vietnam utility helicopter)

  • what is the ZSA?

  • @zombieslayer1394

    Zombie

    Survival

    Association

  • would a bat be a good wepon against zombies?i really think tht with how slow they are if what u say is true you could pick out lone zombies and kill them like tht one bye one

  • would it be best to stay in one place and wait it out as long as posible or be on the move all the time?how do you know the zombies wouldnt run right after they turn when the bodie is still warm than slow when the bodie cools?should you stay in a small group or a large?

  • what sort of building would be the best to stay in one storie or two+.would you really want to stay in one place or would you want to be on the move all the time.how do you know the zombies wouldnt run at first when the bodie is still warm than slow after the bodie cools.would a E-tool be usefull against a zombie even though it is close up.

  • what sort of building would be the best to stay in one storie or two+.would you really want to stay in one place or would you want to be on the move all the time.how do you know the zombies wouldnt run at first when the bodie is still warm than slow after the bodie cools.would a E-tool be usefull against a zombie even though it is close up.

  • theyr mad

  • are you guys fucken drunk

  • Jetpacks are bad

    Two options :

    Use fuel , And burn your lower body and everything below it because the exaust is over 2000F , or use Air , which only allows you a 30 seconds max

  • Ironic, jetpacs would be bad 'cause you only get like 20 seconds of flight but British fire trucks would be good, cause the're good for fuel, American fire trucks should be good too

  • i think a tank would be a good vehicle

  • @11Cheesewaffles it actually wouldn't be THat good of a vehicle. first of all its loud so its attracting every zombie for miles, but thats not a problem cause your in a tank... however you Will run out of fuel eventually so what happens when u run out of fuel and your slow ass tank has a trail of 5000 zombies? your fucked.. youll just sit there and starve to death or come out guns blazing and get overrun.. tanks = bad idea for long term survival in the zombie apocalypse

  • @11Cheesewaffles

    M1 Abrams FTW!

  • @Iraniancommunist777 Challenger 2 ;)

  • @11Cheesewaffles i believe that tanks are also bad on gas

  • Jetpacks dont exist you numbnuts.

  • @EddieCubillo Wrong. Jet packs do exist but they have a very short fuel supply and get very hot when active. Only reason i know this is because i watch the Military channel and i have seen leaked army reports of testing (Google - Wikipedia). So yes they do exist but they would be a very bad way of transportation.

  • Rule1: Kick your dogs out, because else if they get bitten you might just have to get will smith on their asses and trust me that was one nasty part :),

    no jk bring your dogs with you if you havent got any comapny but be aware if he's on to something yelling him back might not help and u might lose him (n)

  • a random box

  • you guys are friggin' clowns... this is embarrassing to watch

  • ..... most logical vehicle in a zombie apocalypse...... a tank.... well armoured.... just run over anything in its path..... carry lots of ppl and ammunition... and when its empty u probably killed thousands of zombies thanks to the noise.... attracts the zombies... they get ran over..... also can blast a hole in a quarantine barrier if the need be great enough

  • @iOnly4Commenting

    did u watch resident evil extinction

  • why not steal an APC... lets face it...the military does not need those anymore...

  • I would use an armored truck that they use to transport money in

  • i would say maby a armored go-cart or bus or truck

  • MONKEY BOMB !!!!!!!! :D

  • Fuck the jetpack I'm getting in a helicopter!

  • @theSneakySasquatch i know right? break into a miliatry base and jack an apache or a hind(if you are in russia). maybe even your local news helicopter, it can get you across a full continent and even an ocean if need be.

  • Oh my god this better not be serious. First i doubt there will ever be a zombie attack. And second its not that hard to get a gun and shoot shit. And where the fuck are you going to get a jetpack?

  • fuck that ill just put on my trusty iron man suit and kick some zombie ass. they cant bite thru that shit

  • yes, you go with jet pack and i will go with a airplane

  • I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS A JET PACK ONLY LASTS 30 SECONDS

  • They totaly forgot the wheat harvester with the giant blades in the front. Mowing over zombies at 7 mph. It also has a sealed cabin

  • @ilikepie867 but it has bad fuel efficiency

  • Belive it or not! But the military acutally made a jetpack running on rocketfuel, it could be en the air in over 10 minutes without falling down. It could in a zombie attack be effeincally to escape zombies. But there are some problems. 1. you cant have luggage or weapons or alike with you. 2. you must weight 60 kilos or under. 3. since you have no luggage when you land, you will have nearly no chance of surviving unless your finds food or weapons again quick. Plus jetpack rocketfuel hard to get

  • Jetpack? Dudes this no ci fi movie!!!!!!

  • hahahahahahah yeah once your on your jetpack for 5 seconds you will fall to your doom beacuase of the 'fuel problem" you keep talking about...... that jetpack wont get you far

  • yeah he says "get a jetpack and fly away" like the whole show is fking fake (as we all know it is,but anyway)

  • If you could get one, an M35 series military 6x6 would be a pretty good option. Since they are 6x6 they’ll go just about anywhere. They’re multi-fuel so they’ll run on diesel fuel, jet fuel, kerosene, heating oil or gasoline. They carry a lot of people and/or supplies. It’s not the fastest or most comfortable thing to drive, but it’s big, heavy, powerful, tough, and they’d plow through a crowd of zombies like it was nothing.

  • You’d need a vehicle that offers a good combination of speed, protection, storage space for supplies, and off road capabilities. A full size 4x4 SUV, truck, or hummer would be the safest bet. I wouldn’t be worried about rollovers. Zombies are slow and don’t drive, so unless you’re driving like a dumbass you shouldn’t turn the damn thing over.

  • These two are either stoned or just plain retarded. So far from what I’ve seen in their videos, the last thing you should do is be listening to them. A motorcycle, fire truck, horses, all bad ideas. Jet pack? Good luck with that retard.

  • UNSC frigget with spartan blue team in it :)

  • what about a hummer=?

  • so a jet pack can give me an orgy?

  • Best vee-hic-eles:

    5.motor home

    4.prius

    3.jeep

    2.dune buggy

    The best?

    #1. navy submarine

  • The best vehicle is a large cruise ship, crammed with food and supplies.

  • horse.....dumbest idea ever.....zombs will just jump on it...what about food? where you gonna get food ina zomb attack

  • @laynecaffy well, you could use it was bait, and you could eat it if you really need to

  • fuck guns ill get a crowbar,i can open locked objects AND stab and beat zombs in the face :D

  • that shotgun is the worst choice for a zombie attack...get a combat shotgun. "Expert"village my ass

  • That is a HUGE fucking shotgun!

  • Jetpack your way to Alaska and bring a few high caliber revolvers(44 Magnum and above) Zombies are not a big problem compared to a Polar bear that wan'ts to eat you!

  • My all time favorite zombie vehicle is the maxxpro. Hydrolic doors including a hydrolic back hatch that weighs over 500 lbs. Just reinforce the front end and weld spikes for badassery!

  • transformer a car and a protecting robot at once

  • A tank or a semitruck

  • 0:37 a dog runs trough the video :D

  • HOW ABOUT A PLANE DUMASS FUK THE JP BUT I LUV UR VIDS KEEP POSTING

  • hey is there a zsa website?

  • what about a jeep. the new ones are pretty good on gas and it could take some smashing