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  • Just by the review, this is a terrible game.

  • Now it's 0.99

  • its actualy £2.99

    

  • Thumbs up if yur watching this on iPad

  • I gotz it for free :)

  • u r so noob! thumbs up if u agree

  • @kmhtet1992 *reads description*

    

  • These Intros are such drainers! get on with the video please. :D

  • I would have loved this review if you were good at it. It just felt tedious and frustrating as you kept dieing and making excuses, the game deserves better tbh.

  • This game made me buy the PS3 version

  • Well I got it got it for free in 12 Days of iTunes Christmas so I was very happy with it, it was actually much better than I expected and I enjoyed it just as much as I did the console version

  • I dunno if u knew this but if u got knocked out, u can stand up if u brush up 2x

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  • Ipad - you ;p

  • gamer a game sucks, ps3 version much better

  • apocalyptic? i believe that you mean crashing economy... with corrupt peeps. thats the real game though

  • bald bald bald i just went blind lol lol lol

  • okay they make this bullshit but no ME2, nice one EA, nice one. greedy bastards

  • wow its a piece of shit compared 2 console, not worth the 12 bucks...on pc /ps3/xbox is the best game eva.,

  • They can make Mirrors edge for the iPad...but not Mirrors edge 2? WTF are they mental!?

  • @xEternal95x ME2 is a WIP!

  • @jourdy288 No, its not. EA decided to not do it after a prototype for it was released, ME2 will not be released, ever. T.T

  • @jourdy288 No, its not. EA decided to not do it after a prototype for it was given to them, ME2 will not be released, ever. T.T

  • @ImAnAnnoyingPerson d-gu.com/mirrors-edge-is-still­-alive-2/

  • @ImAnAnnoyingPerson That isn't the case, they'll just redesign it. Calm down and play something else.

  • just bad...

  • gotta little bag there, a little bag... for a bonus there....

  • Download the app on AppStore called" checkpoints" it's an app that let's you earn points and get rewards everytime u use it I'n stores or just by checking I'n. Use the bonus code "sdiego0511" to get a free $25 giftcard... If u think I'm lying try it u won't regret it...

  • Wow guys take it easy, it's only 99 cents ;p

  • iPads and imitator products always have filthy and ruined screens because they are touch controlled! Touch screens are fuckin' lame and always get shot to shit because you are forced to abuse the damned screen to use the product efficiently.

  • This game is almost like on pc!!!!!

    The only differences are on PC are:

    better gfx

    not crappy gameplay

    accually funny

    but its almost the same !!!

  • noob :D

  • wow...this sucks...Get it on the PC

  • it's 99 cents

  • noah is a douch...stay outa showbiz

  • thi game is shit in ipad in xbo rules !!!

  • i hate when people review games and take 3 minutes to get into the gameplay!

  • just talking and talking................

  • whats with the BS 1HK

  • you can slide your finger up when you get nocked down to kick the guy in the head!

  • wow console is so much better than some oversized iphone or whatever

  • wow how the fuck do u play tht tht is a gayass game i mean really 13 buks 2 a gayass game like tht

  • @ghostking182 its actually a really cool game , when you get into it . dont call it "gayass" if you havent tried it yet

  • @ghostking182 Nobody is forcing you to spend 13 'buks' on it.

  • Another prove Ipad is not worth it. It's worse than any laptop in almost any way.

  • omfg less talky more playky lol

  • That's some cool stuff. I'm not a huge gamer, but it's just another feature it can do. Another site I found that has even more info on iPads and other tablets is besttabletreviewsonline. com Lots of good info, worth a read if you have a spare minute or two ...

  • People can bitch about it. But the iPad is not meant for gaming anyways. Lol. It's a mobile office. with gaming abilities. Anyone who buy's this for gaming is just wasting their money. Plus. It's fucking APPLE. What do you expect?? Since when have they EVER been noticed for gaming? Let see. Never. Lol.

  • @Netkiller3714 Like. I fucking hate seeing that. "It's should have better gaming abilities. It should have better gaming abilities." Bitch shut up and get a console like everyone else. Lol. It's like, everything electrical today has to be able to play games. Pretty soon cars won't even have steering wheels. There will just be a ps3 controller there instead. Lol. Then When you get in your car you have to log in. Lol

  • iPad = Epic fail. The only thing that would make the iPad worth getting is give it phone functions. Then it would be sweet. Also another function that would make it nice since it's big enough. Give it 2 wifi chips. One to connect to the internet and another for network tethering.

  • "Where are you going?"

    "I don't know, my hands are in the way."

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  • looks like a fail sorry

  • mario's edge

  • Oh God, a PC Game on an iPad! Wanna know what that spells? FAIL!

  • @DunkutKillah peoples?

  • iPad version fucking sucks

  • looks too hard to play .

    i guess i will stick with the platformer version of mirror's edge .

  • one good thing - can buy games too !!!

    one bad thing - need to be legit :-(

  • i think his gameplay isn't too bad but these horrible controls are

  • i got mirror's edge for my pc for 9 euros

  • It's not just a console game, but PC as well. Ipad games are not that challenging. Random swipes of your thumb? Try getting the specific gameplay maneuvers down right with 8 keys and your mouse. Especially whilst trying to maintain the momentum enough to complete them correctly. That's challenging.

    I also wouldn't say Mirror's Edge is "(post)apocalyptic" either. Totalitarian stuggle? Perhaps, but I'm with Yahtzee with that one: never sure who are the bad/good guys in this game.

  • no offence but you suck at this

  • hey what's up?can u see my reflection in the shiny screen?.........best way of starting a review I have ever seen...... :))

  • holy crap thats horribly made

  • this game looks god awful.

  • Don't get me wrong, I love Apple, but I prefer this game on an xbox.

  • I got to 2:17 and couldn't take his shitty review anymore. XD Your shitty plot description and bland crap. Just...bleh. Please never do anything like this again.

  • to show how the games perform there is no need to record your noob gameplay :)

  • It seems that you're trying to promote the game, but just watching this feels like an awful parody. It's like those Mac vs PC commercials, where they are not so subtly mocking the software.

  • isnt this game just 3 bucks

  • When they knock you out, swipe up to jump up and knock them out with a kick to the face.

  • you got knocked the fuck out !

  • Ok, this video convinced me I don't want this iShit. I'll stick with my PC.

  • noooooooooooooooooob

    

  • hahaha why buy a mac? thats a stupid ass question.

  • 3:00 ok fuck you apple i will never buy anything from you NEVER that looks like as frustrating as playing atari game with 2 controllers

  • poor guy ripped off 12 bucks

  • shit grafik

  • that...looked painful. I can see you where doing the CORRECT moves with your thumbs but the ipad picked it up as something else giving you trouble just to jump. When it comes to games your better off getting it on a console or PC (I would say mac but some mac games like spore, Starwars ect has errors in it).

    That being said Apple devices are good with your coffee cafe games (Plants vs Zombies, tap tap ect)

  • Apocalyptic vision of the future? WTF game are you playing? lmao

  • Clearly I can see, get the PC or PS3, xbox 360 version. This looks really painful.

  • yeeaarrr !1 you really bad !!kkkkkkk

  • No, no... This game is NOTHING like Mirror's Edge. You ain't a terrible gamer, the game is terrible itself.

  • Looks terrible, plays terrible, not even remotely close to the actual game. Just something slapped together at the last minute with a familiar name

  • when i got it, it was free, i found it when it was on sale, so hurried up getting it while it still was free, this was clever by me, cuz the nxt day it was up at high price, a terrific, game, i've got both the iphone 4 and the ipad, playing mirrors edge on both (the iphone version is chinese for some reason! anybody know how to turn it english?) and i've got the PS3 whit mirrors edge, so i can compare, it is a great transfer between consoles and Iphone.

  • Yea, you can get it for free now :D

  • Yeah ummm I'll stick to Mirror's edge on Xbox...not saying it's everyon'e favorite console but I prefer the first person view and ACTUAL buttons for actions. not swipes.

  • I saw you had some trouble wall running (running UP walls) in the start. So a little tip from a minor traceur (doing parkour in real life :p): Don't first jump into the wall, cause youll just bounce out again, just run into it and just before you have contact with the wall THEN press up ;) Lol, you prolly have figured that out now but just in case ;D

  • one word: Apple sucks

  • @TheBleson

    That's two.

  • @Poisonvash

    apple and sucking are synonyms... get it? :D

  • @TheBleson you are so going to fail your Maths exams.

  • @CTPAX92

    lol why so serious?

  • This game looks awesome!

  • try to turn of the light in the room next time you record :o)

  • I got it for free xD

  • @SpeedDemon2468 mee 2 12 days of christmas :P

  • damn..... tap on your ipad while she lies dows... she stand up and kick the cop..

  • just get the ipod touch version for 4dollars

  • you call that intuitive... games need buttons! punto!

  • @FullFledged2010 Well with touch , the screen is the button ;)

  • @FullFledged2010 Not with the XBOX360 games don't lol.

  • @Netkiller3714 You mean you can hookup a 360 controller on an ipad?

  • @FullFledged2010 No. But I have an Xperia X10 and I play psx games on it with a bluetooth controller. It's sick. It also plays Quake 3 almost flawlessly. It actually amazes me lol.

  • @Netkiller3714 i rather just wait for sony's npg that does understand that gaming devices need buttons.

  • hablas español?

    pd: tienes toda la razon

  • @FullFledged2010 weirdly enough this is what everyone says just up until they use the iPad themselves to play games... and then they realise: THIS ROCKS!

  • @NebWahs I still think its a childish hype thing to play games (and i mean real games, not angry birds or something) on a touchscreen.

  • Mirror's edge MUST be on first person! They ruined the game...

  • @incoccadem mirrors edge is 1st person on ps3, xbox and pc versions. its too complicated for a apple devices to play 1st person due to the lack of physical buttons.

  • Futuristic does not even begin to equal post-apocalyptic

  • i got the ipad and the same game you got mirrors adge and i got all the badges in one day its easy

  • OMFG THE GUY THAT"S BELOW THE GUY BELOW ME .... HE's RIGHT KKeep PRESSING 1:04 IT'S SAYS FUK!!!!

  • I prefer the free version from installous :o

  • KEEP PRESSING 1:04 HE SAYS FUCKS!!!

  • I got it free. Ahhh, the power of cydia.

  • I'm sorry, and I don't mean to sound like a dick, but WTF. If you're going to be reviewing a video game, you should at least know hot to PLAY said game. Why are people like this hired as game-reviewers if they don't know what the hell they're talking about? Makes me sad, it does... lol

  • LOL i got this the other day for a buck lol

  • lol i got this for a buck on sasle

  • i have the full version for the console and i like the console version better but this one is hella fun to play 2 but i dont have the ipad i have the ipod touch and its only a dollar on the ipod touch

  • i prefer the pc version with full phys X :D

  • 111,111 views... COOL

  • This looks like I completely different game. I wonder which version people prefer.

  • @biglmac i prefer both

  • slow mo and still got hit by a bullet, FAIL!

  • your really bad on this game

  • @CrowdShaine You really bad typing this vid

  • @TheDrRevo

    then excuse me

  • ollöä

  • dudes, ofcourse its worse than the console and pc games, DUDES ITS A FUCKING IPAD!!!!! not a console or a pc jeez

  • Mirror's Edge looks great on the iPad, I have it on the PS3 and I really love the game. it has excellent graphics, the best I've seen any way. Enjoy it !

  • The xbox 360 or PS3 versions are far better!!!

  • @ebezerra8791

    don't forget pc =D

  • @ebezerra8791 yes true

  • How to get rid of that camera reflection ? PUT SOME BLACK FABRIC ALLOVER YOUR TRIPOD CAMERA AND TURN OFF ANY LIGHT SOURCE THAT IS UNNECESSARY!!!!

    Now go back and make that video review AGAIN !

  • @czizz Get a fking grip you childish annoying little git! Can you do a better review?.... no?.. then shut the fk up douchebag

  • @GraphiteGum wow don't drink and write

  • @GraphiteGum his advice was pretty good, i think he could make a better review.

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  • PhoneDog, here is a little review of .. "Your Life"

    well, obviously we have a Gamer in the unitestates. he goes by the name of "AssRam" run and tell that homeboy.

  • go to 2:30 to see him play

  • its no where near as good as on console

  • @321drs not even close

  • @321drs especially since the console is a FPFR

  • you are pretty bad, please return to your day job and stay there. thank you

  • @Edwhatever im pretty sure this is his daily job

  • I stopped this review when you said your not really a gamer f u and tis review!!!

  • @daPestilence go get a life fag

  • I like the fact that you can't play the game but still like it. Mirror's Edge originally got so much negative criticism because, in fact, people just couldn't play it and they blamed it on the game. As for you, at the moment of making that video you couldn't play it, but you acknowledged it, and you still liked the game! You're a good guy:)

  • i prefer the console version!!!! though i have it for pc... :)

  • I got it for 2.99

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  • that looked painful. why buy a mac or an ipad when there is a great invention called a laptop?

  • @Xnug3n Because you dont buy the mac for games. Its just a bonus. You use it for other stuff a laptop cant do

  • @Xnug3n then why buy a laptop if you can get a pc. gaming laptops arnt that great, and ipads are pretty handy, he obvsiosly has a laptop or pc, how else was he able to record and upload this?

  • @Xnug3n a mac is a laptop

  • @gonecddm yeah !

  • @gonecddm No its not. It can be a Desktop Computer. 

  • @gonecddm Ahahah ! Right !

  • @gonecddm Well, a mac costs three times than a laptop, and has worse specs. Sure, I know that mac isn't for the ones who look for good specs, but still, you can do mostly everything on a laptop(PC) that you can do on a mac. Everything you can't is mostly unneccesary.

  • @gonecddm a mac is a limited POS

  • @gonecddm I'd say more of a tablet.

  • @Xnug3n -10000 internets for you sir

  • @Xnug3n This guy and 24 others dodnt. have any pc understanding what so ever. mac is a laptop. you mean windows lol

  • @bikerdude23 I wouldn't really qualify a mac as a laptop. For me, a mac is a brand name, and windows is a laptop;p

  • this game is awesome.

  • Congratulations. This is one of the best demonstrations I've ever seen of the utter hopelessness of gesture controlled gaming. Its a nice idea it just doesn't work.

  • I think it's a good idea to put Mirror's Edge on the iPad although the console version seems more promising. I would like to check out multiplayer! :D

  • Controlling the character looks horrable!

    it would be cool if u could use shake movements etc... but thats just lame.!

  • lol the orignal versions in first person

  • @ValkyreBomb No shit Sherlock

  • This game looks retarded for the ipad

  • why not download this to your pc for free