10 facts 1.Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter wat
chelsea have no history ? lol m8..it's a very old club, ( i'ts true they havent always bin as good as they are now, but that ain't the same as "having no history" chelsea have bin playing at stamford brigde for more than 100 years
Ok,i admit it,we have no history.Happy now?Please stop hating us,not all Chelsea supporters are glory hunters and i dont want to throw insults at anyone,lets just all be friends...
we do have a history, a longer history than liverpool, so we didnt win anything though? so you support liverpool because they won things? that makes you a glory supporter my friend - your just as bad as 98% of man united followers
I have no shame telling that together with JT in that very moment i cried aswell,and i didnt just cry for 10 minutes like he did,i cried for an entire week!And JT is a real man who really deserves to be called CAPTAIN!If it wasnt for him we wouldnt even be in the final,and you know what,this season we will win the Champions League and if our lads will have to go to a penalty shootout,our lads will score it this time and it will be you who will be cring!You will know how it feels!
I'd cry too if I missed a penalty due to Russians not knowing how to drain a football pitch. Terry's a good defender, I probably shouldn't say that as an Arsenal fan though.
really? im also a blue but he has done really well for us for the last 5 years, done great in last years champions league and has been one of the best holding midfielders in the game for a long while now. im happy he gets his wish to play out his last days in france, but he will be missed by the majority of chelsea fans.
Terry one of the best defenders I've seen. Englands best CB without a doubt. Rio Ferdinand looks good but in truth Vidic is the man who keeps Man U's defence the quality it is.
Don't believe me? When Vidic get injured Man U let in a lot more goals than usual.
too bad france got eliminated by italy. what a heartbreaking loss, w/ ribery going out and then that red card, especially after the last world cup :(.
Great great song. I love the lyrics. Well I'm french and in France it's the opposite, France is a good team, but the "Ligue 1" is pretty shitty compared to the English Premiership. For a french guy, the song would be more like "Oh Malouda, why did you leave Lyon?"
He was awful for england yeah. But club football, hes decent. Dont forget he was assistant when man utd won the treble and did a decent job at boro. Ah well, hes mainly shit :D too defensive
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gd song
conden2010 5 months ago
gr8 tune
cosnakickaboe 1 year ago
Love the way you say "Florent Malouda" =)
cathialine 2 years ago 3
hahahahahah. BRILLIANT
Azudaman2 2 years ago
could anybody tell me plz the original song
thank you
Anotnio10 2 years ago
hey there delilah i think
liam15200 2 years ago
by the plain white tees.
rash797 2 years ago
@Anotnio10 delila
patato999rules 2 years ago
@Anotnio10 hey there deliliah - plain white tees
funnybutnottrue 1 year ago
uncle max is great and so is this song
retrofooze 2 years ago
Thats Brilliant Make A Man United Song
BenLindsay2K7 2 years ago
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Terry is a piece of shit.
Hooah77 2 years ago
hahaha gd joke
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shehzad181 2 years ago
get lost.
jakeyd2007 2 years ago
awesome great song keep up the good work
macedoniaveles 2 years ago 2
Fucking Quality Mate 5/5 (Y)
AimHighStudio 2 years ago 19
quality!
Lockodinho 2 years ago 6
hey
what's the name of the original song ?
t8otti 2 years ago 3
hey there deliah mate
derbymad11 2 years ago
The Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
lewisw2k7 2 years ago
awesome!
t8otti 2 years ago 2
awesome
imeandmyself07 2 years ago 2
Oh Claude what you do to me.....!!
RasOye 2 years ago 3
can you do a song about coventry city fc plz thanks
ccfc2009ciaran 2 years ago
no he has got a life lmao y would he want to make a video about that shit!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
marcuslcfc 2 years ago
hahahaha awesomeee.
Fuckyouallwhore 2 years ago
F### c.ronadlo
basha2basha 2 years ago 2
are u the person off the arsenal song
bthomehub10 3 years ago
FUCK JOHN TERRY
fsvaio 3 years ago
john terry is the best so go do a pikey
mastermcgoo 3 years ago
john terry sucks, wat u on about mate?
JoeMurphy2008 3 years ago
chelsea rock so why dont u take your thoughts take your memories and shove it where the sun dont shine!!!!
mastermcgoo 3 years ago
fuck off you cockney cunt
psphakattak 3 years ago
chelsea have no history ? lol m8..it's a very old club, ( i'ts true they havent always bin as good as they are now, but that ain't the same as "having no history" chelsea have bin playing at stamford brigde for more than 100 years
MikeTyson4real 3 years ago 2
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All Be Friends? Pish...
you's are shite..
Fuck off Chelsea FC you aint got no history. Lampards fat,
Joe Cole's queer, your gonna win fuck all this year!
LiverpoolDaft 3 years ago
lol
Buggeruuu 3 years ago
Quality
robbopayne 3 years ago 2
One problem.....FRANCE DIDNT HAVE FUN IN THE EUROS.
badbusta4lyf 3 years ago
ingamarsson and bikey- best dfenders
TalksportReadingFc 3 years ago
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All round best club in world......Liverpool
ImwithLFC 3 years ago
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complete bull shit
thelcfkilla 3 years ago
Best Club Defence (Chelsea)
Best Club (Chelsea)
Worst Club (Spurt...Lets kick the shit out of them!)
Best Supporters (Zenit,Liverpool)
Best Stadiums (Stamford Bridge,San Siro,Allianz Arena,Dragao)
Most Popular Team (Chelsea,Barcelona,AC Milan)
=Chelsea is the best!
ChelseaBattalion 3 years ago 7
in your own little world...rofl
elelr 3 years ago 4
No offence,just doing my job xD
ChelseaBattalion 3 years ago
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fuck off chelsea fc
you ain't got no history
5 european cups, 18 leagues
that's what we call history
bariyonik 3 years ago
Ok,i admit it,we have no history.Happy now?Please stop hating us,not all Chelsea supporters are glory hunters and i dont want to throw insults at anyone,lets just all be friends...
d(^_^)b
ChelseaBattalion 3 years ago
mybe we have no history YET but at least we play fair play :) but yeh we should all be friends :)
qake21 3 years ago
we do have a history, a longer history than liverpool, so we didnt win anything though? so you support liverpool because they won things? that makes you a glory supporter my friend - your just as bad as 98% of man united followers
FantasticMrF0x 3 years ago
think ya 4got the best defender in the world on your list their mate!
Ricardo Carvalho
08793416 3 years ago
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best defenders for the moment:
1) Rio Ferdinand (England)
2) JOHN TERRY (England)
3) Serqio Ramos (Spain)
4) Nemanja Vidic (Serbia)
5) Dani Alves (Brazil)
6) Carles Puyol (Spain)
7) Cristian Chivu (Romaina)
Best national team defence: England, Spain
Best club defence: Man.U., Barcelona
IMHOOMG 3 years ago
that is complete bullshit
thelcfkilla 3 years ago
I have no shame telling that together with JT in that very moment i cried aswell,and i didnt just cry for 10 minutes like he did,i cried for an entire week!And JT is a real man who really deserves to be called CAPTAIN!If it wasnt for him we wouldnt even be in the final,and you know what,this season we will win the Champions League and if our lads will have to go to a penalty shootout,our lads will score it this time and it will be you who will be cring!You will know how it feels!
ChelseaBattalion 3 years ago 3
John Terry is one of the best players ever to play for england and this is coming from a leeds fan!
whitey449 3 years ago 4
John Terry is a fantastic player. I'm a Manchester United supporter and I have no problem admiting that fact.
Zappo32 3 years ago 33
he's cool... knows what hes doing
ToTTiSTuRoN88 3 years ago 6
I'd cry too if I missed a penalty due to Russians not knowing how to drain a football pitch. Terry's a good defender, I probably shouldn't say that as an Arsenal fan though.
Arsenal0304 3 years ago
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gr8 vids m8 (Y) :) can you do a king kev song?
RyanNufcfan1 3 years ago
cant stop winning chris. they didnt win at all. but this vid was out like 8 months before the euros so yeh
badbusta4lyf 3 years ago
i love john terry BLUE 4 EVA
BONZOGAYER 3 years ago 4
john terry is a cry baby
un900 3 years ago
imagine missing a penalty as a captain in a final and if you scored you won if you miss its right to cry
9688major 3 years ago 6
oh my god this is brilliant
i am a chelsea fan and john terry rules and im happy makelele left im not a big fan of him
m8 u got alot of songwriting talent,with out a script,brilliant
afcplympton11 3 years ago 4
really? im also a blue but he has done really well for us for the last 5 years, done great in last years champions league and has been one of the best holding midfielders in the game for a long while now. im happy he gets his wish to play out his last days in france, but he will be missed by the majority of chelsea fans.
slipkidd07 3 years ago 2
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your awesome! and i am mrs John Terry i just love him mainly because i'm a chelsea fan though ...
somekwlkidcalledjess 3 years ago
Terry and Ferdinand are class but Vidic is the man at the mo! btw lovin the songs very gd mate!
Ivesy93 3 years ago 3
Terry one of the best defenders I've seen. Englands best CB without a doubt. Rio Ferdinand looks good but in truth Vidic is the man who keeps Man U's defence the quality it is.
Don't believe me? When Vidic get injured Man U let in a lot more goals than usual.
markyosullivan 3 years ago
how wrong did this song turn out to be
no jose, no home nations and fance out first round
still good though
andyrocks123 3 years ago
wahahha Thts Amaziin ! Lovee Johnnyy Terry Soso mch ! Chels GET IN !!
LampardsMrs 3 years ago 3
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cheesey
CHEESEYBEE 3 years ago
Claude gonna play for PSG now, fuckin good recrue
KoKaiiNe 3 years ago
what is the original song, please ?
flarizo 3 years ago
Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's x
jaydemikaela 3 years ago 2
thank you
flarizo 3 years ago 2
This Is The Best One,
I Really Do Hate Terry,
So OverRated :/ x
BenJaminnX 3 years ago
Why,, hes one of the best defender in the world you idiot ik hate you bicht
pacifique111 3 years ago
hey lietn j.t is a great player but all he does is moan and i am a united fan soo their u go
pheonimal 3 years ago
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i hate terry
thedetriotmachinegun 3 years ago
lmao
i'm a huge terry fan but this is so funny haha
huntinpeanuthead 3 years ago
Your Quality Mate.
Do A Song About Derby's 11 Points and there hammerings by liverpool, arsenal, west ham and Villa.
Derby Till I Die X
kruzer22 3 years ago
class song. Maka a legend
catterall07 3 years ago
no wonder makele played like crap in Euros
ahbeng 3 years ago
too bad france got eliminated by italy. what a heartbreaking loss, w/ ribery going out and then that red card, especially after the last world cup :(.
juicelayer 3 years ago
oh my god your songs are amazing. I have tried to create new lyrics for songs but its so hard thinking of funny stuff to fit in
wildwroever 3 years ago
go claude! go!
mightyPants 3 years ago
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Did John Terry actually write this letter? I'm a massive Chelsea Fan and England fan x
xLozrenniex 3 years ago
of course not, it's a joke.
mightyPants 3 years ago 3
Obviously not
25ChelseaLad25 3 years ago
retard lol
city112 3 years ago
lol keep the songs cumin
94cooper 3 years ago
haha gd song
city112 3 years ago
Did Terry really wrote a letter to makelele?
O8SOL3TE 3 years ago
er derrrrrrrr
city112 3 years ago
This guys stuff is amazing---
SovietSlayerRu 3 years ago
Ledge x
bluhlabluh 3 years ago
Simply Brilliant m8
necronomicon1 3 years ago 3
Great great song. I love the lyrics. Well I'm french and in France it's the opposite, France is a good team, but the "Ligue 1" is pretty shitty compared to the English Premiership. For a french guy, the song would be more like "Oh Malouda, why did you leave Lyon?"
gruntmastermbg 3 years ago 3
Absolument!
O8SOL3TE 3 years ago 2
euro 2008 without England?
What's are we gunna do this summer?
DAMN you steve
xdanikaxherex 3 years ago 4
Im from Colombia, and i love England Team. im a fan... but this song is so cool hahahahahah....
great inspiration.... hahahhahahaha
hahaahhah...
juancera 3 years ago
Good good song
Bulgaria the best :):):)
Farenheit17 3 years ago
LOL. Great song.
necronomicon1 3 years ago 2
trop bien !
melanie8702 3 years ago 3
I'd vote just to see his wife everyday.
yellabro 3 years ago
Playing Pro Evo :D
MagicMaN7767 3 years ago 3
heh, im from england i admit, he does speak the truth, nd steve mcclaren shud never coach ever again cos he's a flop!
KenzoDude 3 years ago
He was awful for england yeah. But club football, hes decent. Dont forget he was assistant when man utd won the treble and did a decent job at boro. Ah well, hes mainly shit :D too defensive
CARLiNNiT 3 years ago
this is funny
jafalife14 3 years ago 3
What? No, I live in the US I know who Obama is.
KERPALSINGH 3 years ago
Make is a football player :l
samtherofl 3 years ago
I know...
KERPALSINGH 3 years ago
Y Do u want him for presidant ??? ^_^
samtherofl 3 years ago
Yes!
KERPALSINGH 3 years ago
LOL
Ok soz it was confusing
samtherofl 3 years ago
Makelele for US president.
KERPALSINGH 3 years ago 4
you can actually confuse him with OBAMA hahahahaha
Hannibal0001 3 years ago
dik head hes on about the euros
firthyhy2k8 3 years ago
no shit
wwfcdanny 3 years ago
nice one mate
zazkad 3 years ago 3
i think he supports west ham like me cause his done a song on them saying with all love the hammers!!!!!!!!! COME ON U IRONS
peelie9 3 years ago
he supports chelsea
20mfc08 3 years ago 3
If you look in one video he has a chelsea shirt framed behind him
SamB1045 3 years ago 2
cool lol, france should won the whole thing fuck italy
6588245 3 years ago 2
ure talking about the world cup u spaz
peelie9 3 years ago
wot team dos he support
No1chelseafanx 3 years ago
i reckon mansield town
JetsMets4Life 3 years ago
Who!!!!!!
No1chelseafanx 3 years ago
Genius! (L)
Lemurf43 3 years ago 4
awsome lyrics dude
akittrulz 3 years ago 4
class man!!!!
kitomito711 3 years ago 4
1:10 he made a mistake :P
DriftK13 3 years ago
He's human believe it or not..... :P
JetsMets4Life 3 years ago
Lol :P
DriftK13 3 years ago
*lol* LOVE this song. Good job mate!
xYNWA 3 years ago 2
omg well done mate it was well good
bendude20 4 years ago 4
thats class mate....
shame bout england not qualifying tho :(
18peel18 4 years ago 8
Blame Steve McClown.
chuchugaga 4 years ago 6
this guy is a genius
sorankurdi 4 years ago 4
Sums it up really. =/
Awesome song. Best one in my opinion. (:
clalou 4 years ago 4
i agree with the person saying about Championship teams
Ipswich Town??
your songs are great thwy make me giggle :)
keep it up :)
Bruceysbitch5 4 years ago
awesome song m8
scotlandfukinshit1 4 years ago
how do u keep em coming lol...quality
potent01 4 years ago 2
wikid!
2kool4u3 4 years ago 2
qualtiy x
mattjmj111 4 years ago
love all ur songs was wondering if you could write a song about ipswich town or mayb start writing songs bout the championship thanks
milligan1707 4 years ago
Awesome!!!!!
johnnystorm74 4 years ago
at last - praise!!
EnglandSunshine 4 years ago
100% Brillant
nani17thelegend 4 years ago 2
Can you make a song on chelsea plz?
All of ur songs r gr8"!
Chasnerwood 4 years ago
this is great. best song. really good lyrics.
keep it up.
JollyLFC 4 years ago
your best song 100%
Jackhenrycooper 4 years ago 2
class :D
RomanWeidenfeller 4 years ago
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Pls help Chris/Slurpy to get in the Upstaged Box - he's in the final five from which one will be chosen to go in the box this Friday (tomorrow) - you need to vote now (voting cloese today at midday) even if you have voted before - go to the BBC Upstaged home page (usual BBC URL with /upstaged at the end - sorry this site doesn't allow weblinks) and either register or login to vote for him - then, with a bit of luck, we can make him suffer on Friday! Many thanks - Chris's Dad
Itsurpa 4 years ago 5
What's the title of the original song......... sorry just kiddin'! :D ;)
Clever lyrics Chris, well done! :)
vickya7x 4 years ago
i am crazy about the original song
did someone know the title of this song ??
thanks
lovesurfeuse 4 years ago
hey there delilah
by plain white
rizfan 4 years ago
plain white t's
JoeG2314 4 years ago
I love your songs, would be really great with a song about Spurs! Keep up the nice work! Regards from Sweden :)
Filipstein 4 years ago
lyrics are really good
(i am chelsea and makelele's fan so this is even more interesting)
sarabubasara 4 years ago
Hi
what's the title of the original song? please
veloxiximo 4 years ago
hey there delilah
by plain white ts
fischerfish 4 years ago
what's the title of the original song?
rowdymk 4 years ago
hey there delilah by the plain white ts
pol1407a 4 years ago
thank you!
rowdymk 4 years ago
no prob
pol1407a 4 years ago
You are Class everyone loves you !!!! plz can you do a song about SPURS
irishandpoud 4 years ago
plz do a leeds united song they need one !
koolkidyeah 4 years ago
ma little bro supports leeds i support liverpool
liverpoolfcalldaway 4 years ago 2
This is your best, song, pure class!!
athensalltheway 4 years ago
please
slickmgb 4 years ago
great, one about the F1?
slickmgb 4 years ago
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Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaa 4 EVER½!!!
NiboRRobiN86 4 years ago
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BCFC 1 PLZZZ
DepzZ1 4 years ago
Boring Chelsea, Fucking Cunts