how about- i just through a pipe right through you and just made one of the best kills in any movie of all time and now im gonna say an awesome line... bennet
This clip is funnier if you imagine arnold giving those lines one after another as if he's trying to come up with a really good one, while Bennett's corpse stands there quietly emitting steam in response.
Yeah, I've always thought it was fucked up that she just watched her father fuck up a guy with leather pants, vest and gloves, a chainmail vest and what looks like riding boots, with a pipe. That child needs serious therapy.
lmao i swear I thought I heard "cock"! I was thinking to myself, "well, if there was anything to confirm homo undertones in Commando, this would be it"
i recored this film with this ending and i got it on dvd and soem scenes was deleted even teh shed scene and we he cuts sume guys through and teh dvd is R rated australian classification
LOL Yeah, maybe I'm just good at hearing Arnie's words or something, but I heard it as 'small talk' the first time. I actually wish I'd thought it was 'small cock', that's genius!
Mama, I just killed a man/ threw a pipe right though his chest/ said my line and now he's dead...
KZipKing 1 month ago
"Have som Mercury through your chest Bennett"
KingCommando32 4 months ago
It sounded like he said I hate small cock ahahhhahha keep playing 0:20
404040c 5 months ago
"Im not gonna shoot you between the eyes John, im gonna shoot you between the bools"
GeneralColinBowel 5 months ago
"This pole is smoking YOU, Bennett."
bluemonkjd 8 months ago 2
Bennett! I always knew you were full of HOT AIR!!
timdubs 11 months ago 5
"I HATE SMOLL COCK BENNETT. "
"LETTING OFF STEAM BENNETT?"
"I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOCK BENNETT."
vol009S 11 months ago 2
"DAT'S LETTING OFF SOM STEAM BENNETT."
vol009S 11 months ago
The thing I never seemed to get was why John's daughter is smiling after watching his dad chuck a pipe through someones chest.
WYJAFAK2 11 months ago
@WYJAFAK2
I'm sure you enjoyed watching Chuck Norris do it when you were a little girl
RoberTastic 10 months ago
I guess it was too exhausiting for you, Bennet!
pimpdadysuperman 11 months ago
Did Matrix say that he hates small cock???
RoberTastic 1 year ago
@RoberTastic
"I HATE SMOLL COCK" lols
vol009S 11 months ago
go smoke some pole bennett
RoberTastic 1 year ago
@RoberTastic lmao!
TeflonTron 10 months ago
The pressure got to him.
drunkonthecouch 1 year ago 2
Have a gas Bennett!!!
THEBONEENGINE 1 year ago
good
MrBerni9 1 year ago
It seems like for Bennett John's death was only a pipe dream.
Zero2267 1 year ago 5
haha and the lovely reunion with his daughter with an impaled human right beside them, lovely
dontdoitnow 1 year ago 3
Hey bennett, sue the plumber, DICKHEAD!
Pondipowpow 1 year ago 2
"Put a fork in it Bennett, you're steamed."
"Quit smoking Bennett, it's bad for your health."
"I always knew you liked pipe, Bennett. Sorry I put it in the wrong hole."
superman11978 1 year ago 9
i love how he keeps reciting lines and then they cut to bennet still impaled at the end.
zackhanscom 1 year ago
Too hot for you Bennett?
capablemachine 1 year ago
"To think you could beat me was nothing but a pipe dream Bennett" lol ok that was kinda lame.
2010Barbon 1 year ago
how about- i just through a pipe right through you and just made one of the best kills in any movie of all time and now im gonna say an awesome line... bennet
bobnublet 1 year ago
@bobnublet lmao
ojjames25 1 year ago
"You always were a blowhard bennett"
imahletufinish 1 year ago
"Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Bennett!"
mindstormsabrewin 1 year ago 2
"You just got smoked, Bennett!"
MMAniac718 1 year ago 2
Does he say "I hate small cock?"
djeq721 1 year ago 10
@djeq721 lol - "i hate small TALK" (though agree it actually could sound like what you typed)
MonoFocus 1 year ago
@djeq721 That's what I thought he said, too...
Champ721 1 year ago
I also would've accepted "I'm so steaming mad." Oh, goodnight!
Abster876 1 year ago 2
Tsk, tsk. Arnold should know that you only get 1 one-liner after killing someone, you can't test other ones out!
groovyboomstick 1 year ago
How about making things even camper, "you always were hot stuff Bennett".
colonelwalker 1 year ago 5
That pipe matches your gas ass battlegear Bennet.
x42b 1 year ago
lol this is so weird! one bad oneliner after another!
burtonrules123 1 year ago 2
0:21 "I hate small cock..."
hahahaha
kirkey99 2 years ago 6
The best would have been if Arnold said:
"You were always just full of hot air!"
Followed with Bennett letting out a small fart just before he dies.
reptilianshifter 2 years ago 7
@reptilianshifter Freeking Halarious :P
x42b 1 year ago
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well i guess "Fuck you asshole" was alraedy taken
UberKrispy 2 years ago
"vent your anger bennett"
chocolatemonster07 2 years ago 6
or ''Hope the message got trough this time Bennet!''
IamAlwaysRight 2 years ago 3
a good one woulda been "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Bennet!"
tryurfinger 2 years ago 10
i think "can't take a pipe through your chest, bennett? YOU PUSSY!" would have worked
LoonyBinJim 2 years ago 43
haha
southcoocrecords 2 years ago
lol couldnt take the pressure
dubmywub 2 years ago 6
This clip is funnier if you imagine arnold giving those lines one after another as if he's trying to come up with a really good one, while Bennett's corpse stands there quietly emitting steam in response.
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KingCommando32 4 months ago
Freddy Mercury played Bennett, right???
nuinleroin 2 years ago 12
Freddie Mercury - Aids + Knife = Bennett
nuyenifilm 2 years ago 70
You forgot "+ fat and + crazy."
terminegger 2 years ago
@nuyenifilm so fucking true, hence my channels wallpaper :)
slantyrock 1 year ago
@nuyenifilm Vernon Wells (the guy who plays Bennett) says the character is basically Freddie Mercury on steroids
whitetrashoutlaw 6 months ago
How about "Smoke this pole Bennett"
mugatu5000 2 years ago 8
i thought Freddie Mercury died of AIDS
hasani42 2 years ago
Thats brilliant!
CadillacCastle 2 years ago
The "I hate small cocks" line was by far the funniest.
nda5150 3 years ago 9
I think it's "I hate small talk". But "I hate small cocks" would be funnier for other reasons.
dairydog91 3 years ago 5
notice the frost on the end of the tube comming out of Bennet.ITS co2 not hot steam.
powerhouseshane 3 years ago
CHENNY!!!!!
rahan 3 years ago 15
fucking hell i spat all of my dinnner all ov er the screen when i read that.thanks for making my day lol
chrisjako 3 years ago
Arnold taunts Bennett with letting stick his hot throbbing blade in him to feel around inside him, but in the end Arnold lays the pipe to him hard
knockedupbabe138 3 years ago
LOL what!! X.x
if ur reading this and bored 7C
begoog 3 years ago
"can't take the pressure, bennett?" was the funniest.
Peter5k 3 years ago 5
that girl just saw 2 guys fucking tearing each other apart, and then he gets a pipe through him. and she smiles. WEIRD. lol pretty good film though
MasterCress009 3 years ago 2
Yeah, I've always thought it was fucked up that she just watched her father fuck up a guy with leather pants, vest and gloves, a chainmail vest and what looks like riding boots, with a pipe. That child needs serious therapy.
drunkobongo 3 years ago 6
i'd be pretty upset if my dad just killed freddy mercury
peteradamson 3 years ago 8
LMAO!!!
That was Awesome, makes me laugh every time XD
check out my arnie vids lol
chriskeen84 3 years ago
lol its funny how bennet sit there thoughtout the three lines wit a pipe n his chest lol
jakeen229 3 years ago 3
I don't understand how bennet survived the boat blast he never got off the vessel.
SCHWARZENEGGER80 3 years ago 3
The chainmail protected him from the blast.
reivenlocke 2 years ago
lmao i swear I thought I heard "cock"! I was thinking to myself, "well, if there was anything to confirm homo undertones in Commando, this would be it"
TheGurry 3 years ago 8
Grow up you immature bastards, he said Small Talk, not small cock. Dumb asses.
Turboman1999 3 years ago
that line...''i hate small cock cant handle the presure bennet'' is that in the directors cut of the film or summet? or av u put it in ur self
witzno1pakihater 3 years ago
AVEVI LA PRESSIONE TROPPO ALTA BENNET
SALERNUM82 3 years ago 3
"i hate small cock" looooooooooool man you gotta love arnie
sinbin128 3 years ago
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C0CKWEASLE 3 years ago
Let off some steam Bennett you gay bastard!
gazmetal 3 years ago 4
ha, bennett
NoGoodNamesLeft64 4 years ago
"I hate small talk!" OMG, so lame.
fiveMIRrOrs 4 years ago 2
lmao
XxJoe1792xX 4 years ago
Glad they chose the best one-liner ever for the manliest movie-death ever.
Binford8100 4 years ago 11
LOL LOL LOL!
Rambo4President 4 years ago
i recored this film with this ending and i got it on dvd and soem scenes was deleted even teh shed scene and we he cuts sume guys through and teh dvd is R rated australian classification
YASF1R 4 years ago
"i hate small cock" lol wtf!!!
ViolentJackass 4 years ago 4
LMFAO I never even noticed it sounded like that. You do know that's not... actually, I'm not going to ruin it for you. Nice catch anyway!
klojinum 4 years ago
what did he say then?
MouthBitch45 4 years ago
lol, at first time I also understood "small cock", but I think it should mean "small talk". ROFL!!
MattewHunter 4 years ago
LOL Yeah, maybe I'm just good at hearing Arnie's words or something, but I heard it as 'small talk' the first time. I actually wish I'd thought it was 'small cock', that's genius!
klojinum 4 years ago
Yeah, it's like the thing going on with Cook/Talk during that fight with the black guy.
JosephKuby 4 years ago
"Let's get together for some small cock."
"I have no time for small cock."
"I wanna cock with you."
"In America...cock is cheap."
ooomaga 4 years ago
'Can't take the pressure Bennett, huh?' is actually delivered more realistically... but I'm glad the steam gag remained.
klojinum 4 years ago 2
Glad they stayed with the one in the film.
welshuser 4 years ago 2
Oh Bennett can take a steamy big pipe any day.
imbaownage 4 years ago 3