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  • Mama, I just killed a man/ threw a pipe right though his chest/ said my line and now he's dead...

  • "Have som Mercury through your chest Bennett"

  • It sounded like he said I hate small cock ahahhhahha keep playing 0:20

  • "Im not gonna shoot you between the eyes John, im gonna shoot you between the bools"

  • "This pole is smoking YOU, Bennett."

  • Bennett! I always knew you were full of HOT AIR!!

  • "I HATE SMOLL COCK BENNETT. "

    "LETTING OFF STEAM BENNETT?"

    "I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T SMOCK BENNETT."

  • "DAT'S LETTING OFF SOM STEAM BENNETT."

  • The thing I never seemed to get was why John's daughter is smiling after watching his dad chuck a pipe through someones chest.

  • @WYJAFAK2

    I'm sure you enjoyed watching Chuck Norris do it when you were a little girl

  • I guess it was too exhausiting for you, Bennet!

  • Did Matrix say that he hates small cock???

  • @RoberTastic

    "I HATE SMOLL COCK" lols 

  • go smoke some pole bennett

  • @RoberTastic lmao!

  • The pressure got to him.

  • Have a gas Bennett!!!

  • good

    

  • It seems like for Bennett John's death was only a pipe dream.

  • haha and the lovely reunion with his daughter with an impaled human right beside them, lovely

  • Hey bennett, sue the plumber, DICKHEAD!

  • "Put a fork in it Bennett, you're steamed."

    "Quit smoking Bennett, it's bad for your health."

    "I always knew you liked pipe, Bennett. Sorry I put it in the wrong hole."

  • i love how he keeps reciting lines and then they cut to bennet still impaled at the end.

  • Too hot for you Bennett?

  • "To think you could beat me was nothing but a pipe dream Bennett" lol ok that was kinda lame.

  • how about- i just through a pipe right through you and just made one of the best kills in any movie of all time and now im gonna say an awesome line... bennet

  • @bobnublet lmao

  • "You always were a blowhard bennett"

  • "Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it, Bennett!"

  • "You just got smoked, Bennett!"

  • Does he say "I hate small cock?"

  • @djeq721 lol - "i hate small TALK" (though agree it actually could sound like what you typed)

  • @djeq721 That's what I thought he said, too...

  • I also would've accepted "I'm so steaming mad." Oh, goodnight!

  • Tsk, tsk. Arnold should know that you only get 1 one-liner after killing someone, you can't test other ones out!

  • How about making things even camper, "you always were hot stuff Bennett".

  • That pipe matches your gas ass battlegear Bennet.

  • lol this is so weird! one bad oneliner after another!

  • 0:21 "I hate small cock..."

    hahahaha

  • The best would have been if Arnold said:

    "You were always just full of hot air!"

    Followed with Bennett letting out a small fart just before he dies.

  • @reptilianshifter Freeking Halarious :P

  • "vent your anger bennett"

  • or ''Hope the message got trough this time Bennet!''

  • a good one woulda been "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Bennet!"

  • i think "can't take a pipe through your chest, bennett? YOU PUSSY!" would have worked

  • haha

  • lol couldnt take the pressure

  • This clip is funnier if you imagine arnold giving those lines one after another as if he's trying to come up with a really good one, while Bennett's corpse stands there quietly emitting steam in response.

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  • Freddy Mercury played Bennett, right???

  • Freddie Mercury - Aids + Knife = Bennett

  • You forgot "+ fat and + crazy."

  • @nuyenifilm so fucking true, hence my channels wallpaper :)

  • @nuyenifilm Vernon Wells (the guy who plays Bennett) says the character is basically Freddie Mercury on steroids

  • How about "Smoke this pole Bennett"

  • i thought Freddie Mercury died of AIDS

  • Thats brilliant!

  • The "I hate small cocks" line was by far the funniest.

  • I think it's "I hate small talk". But "I hate small cocks" would be funnier for other reasons.

  • notice the frost on the end of the tube comming out of Bennet.ITS co2 not hot steam.

  • CHENNY!!!!!

  • fucking hell i spat all of my dinnner all ov er the screen when i read that.thanks for making my day lol

  • Arnold taunts Bennett with letting stick his hot throbbing blade in him to feel around inside him, but in the end Arnold lays the pipe to him hard

  • LOL what!! X.x

    if ur reading this and bored 7C

  • "can't take the pressure, bennett?" was the funniest.

  • that girl just saw 2 guys fucking tearing each other apart, and then he gets a pipe through him. and she smiles. WEIRD. lol pretty good film though

  • Yeah, I've always thought it was fucked up that she just watched her father fuck up a guy with leather pants, vest and gloves, a chainmail vest and what looks like riding boots, with a pipe. That child needs serious therapy.

  • i'd be pretty upset if my dad just killed freddy mercury

  • LMAO!!!

    That was Awesome, makes me laugh every time XD

    check out my arnie vids lol

  • lol its funny how bennet sit there thoughtout the three lines wit a pipe n his chest lol

  • I don't understand how bennet survived the boat blast he never got off the vessel.

  • The chainmail protected him from the blast.

  • lmao i swear I thought I heard "cock"! I was thinking to myself, "well, if there was anything to confirm homo undertones in Commando, this would be it"

  • Grow up you immature bastards, he said Small Talk, not small cock. Dumb asses.

  • that line...''i hate small cock cant handle the presure bennet'' is that in the directors cut of the film or summet? or av u put it in ur self

  • AVEVI LA PRESSIONE TROPPO ALTA BENNET

  • "i hate small cock" looooooooooool man you gotta love arnie

  • Let off some steam Bennett you gay bastard!

  • ha, bennett

  • "I hate small talk!" OMG, so lame.

  • lmao

  • Glad they chose the best one-liner ever for the manliest movie-death ever.

  • LOL LOL LOL!

  • i recored this film with this ending and i got it on dvd and soem scenes was deleted even teh shed scene and we he cuts sume guys through and teh dvd is R rated australian classification

  • "i hate small cock" lol wtf!!!

  • LMFAO I never even noticed it sounded like that. You do know that's not... actually, I'm not going to ruin it for you. Nice catch anyway!

  • what did he say then?

  • lol, at first time I also understood "small cock", but I think it should mean "small talk". ROFL!!

  • LOL Yeah, maybe I'm just good at hearing Arnie's words or something, but I heard it as 'small talk' the first time. I actually wish I'd thought it was 'small cock', that's genius!

  • Yeah, it's like the thing going on with Cook/Talk during that fight with the black guy.

  • "Let's get together for some small cock."

    "I have no time for small cock."

    "I wanna cock with you."

    "In America...cock is cheap."

  • 'Can't take the pressure Bennett, huh?' is actually delivered more realistically... but I'm glad the steam gag remained.

  • Glad they stayed with the one in the film.

  • Oh Bennett can take a steamy big pipe any day.

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