Oprah Drops a Da Vinci Load: SuperNews!

[78animelover]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[shikery1]

2:04 very back row, Dr. Phil lol

[MrWaddefak]

jesus is an incest baby. according to the bible, we all are.. that's impossible, therefore the bible is largely bullshit.

[TAz69x]

Jesus looks like Chuck Norris

[BlackLinerer]

That was the real Jesus, right?

[heathdwatts]

I like the video, because it was funny, but the Bible is not history, as the Jesus character claims it to be. The holy books of all religions are simply mythology and their characters are fictional.

[ChocoToken]

I would ask why they are playing BET music at the beginning, but I just figured they're making fun of a typical black person.

[coolkid7500]

NO......

[nucleardeath07]

Mel Gibson's impersonation of a Jew was spot on 1:32

[VelaToNorma7]

God is an Astronaut.

[darthkarr]

well if americans could understand the difference between fact and fiction..then they wouldnt be americans

[cyberslayer002]

Mel Gibson owned thoe guys!

[RedDragonShard]

Dr. Phil's in the audience. Lol

[Presidential805]

"you got mail."

What?

"PUNCH LINE!"

lol

[Arkains10]

wait Jesus created stuff... and according to science its impossible to create something, its just possible change it fro mone form to another not creating atoms... one most be wrong, but which one is it??? The one which is based on logic and sense or Religion which has caused millions or even billions of deaths???

[TheMrBlinx]

Just one Scripture and a little common sense settles it:

Revelation 14:4 These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

How could undefiled men follow a defiled Lamb (Jesus)? Had Jesus been defiled, he could not have atoned for sin; his blood sacrifice would have been impure and not acceptable to God. Real simple.

[TalbertComedy]

@TheMrBlinx But, heres what confuses me. The modern bible(baptist, in my case) was organized from the gospels of Jesus's disciples and other documents fron the time of jesus, however if jesus had 12 disciples, then how were only a few disciples in the bible. That's where the gnostic gospels (the gospels rejected by the local church authority for whatever reason) reveal that the information suggests that Mary WAS his wife (idk about family) i read the novel,it was BASED ON fact, not entirly fact

[TheMrBlinx]

@TalbertComedy Jesus simply was not motivated by Earthly, human lusts like a need to marry or procreate. What point would there to being married, when his entire purpose here was to die? He could have never consummated any marriage anyway, or he would have been defiled and bis blood rendered impure and unacceptable to God. Study God's Holiness to begin to learn the level of purity involved. Read Matthew 22:29-30

[Barraman69]

@TheMrBlinx

Scripture and common sense should never be used in the same sentence.

[mimi6619]

Mel is Australian?!!! WTF!!!

[brainflash1]

I would like to go on the record as saying...

Yes, It does matter if Mary Magdalene was Jesus's bay moma

[notevenbroful]

COCKTAIL

[KoolJayJ]

hopefully once China takes over, they will reeducate the US

[hayden50]

tom says at the end"ha ha ha your dumb"

[pichuknight]

jesus did not really die for our sins he did not really die he got resurrected

[goldieboylover986]

@pichuknight i dont really know, but he did die. he could be hurt and feel pain like a human and he died suffering as a human. when he came back, he didnt stay for that long. it was only briefly. but yeah i get your point.

at least you could say he died in his human form.

[xxSnarflesxx]

Funny how people act like they personally know Jesus. "he totally didn't bang that chick I was there"

[emcee2456]

LOL at Jesus' face when Dan Brown threw away the Bible.

[ZillaRocks]

Mel Gibson's voice is so retarded. It sounds absolutely nothing like him. That alone drops the quality down to about one star.

[KurtH88]

Poison Trey and Matt will you?

eh, Its been a controversial 14 years.

[prncssdramma]

sounds nothing like tom hanks

[SWHalo2]

ahh my nipples! They Hurt!

They hurt when I twist them!

[fredmonk9947]

is that doter phil in the very back ?

[pennyjack2]

bruno is strate

[96Senirem]

Was that Dr. Phil in the upper right corner of the audience?

[lucyxiong]

@96Senirem haahhaah.. does look like dr. phil!

[Dawnina77]

@96Senirem BAhahahahaha yes it totally was!

[lazyel]

Seriously people. If you know something is not real (not the truth) then you shouldn't feel threaten by puns, lampoons, satire, and exaggeration of the facts. But i suspect that people really don't believe in religion. Because if religion is a cover for low self esteem then that person will react as though he himself has been attacked. That explains why some religious people likewise use offense language in their retorts. Ha.! Just another human being hiding under the skin of religion.

[jdcblink13]

@lazyel interesting idea. but people will defend what they think is truth. not just because it comforts them. but because they hold it in the highest esteem

[pikminator]

@lazyel

[jdcblink13]

Jesus Christ did not have a baby. He did not have sex. that theory is nothing but crap

[lain777]

@jdcblink13 ur counter arguement is even more pathetic than that. its people like you that people think christian are stupid

[jdcblink13]

@lain777 and its people like you that fuel liberal agendas. but i meant what i said. the is absolutly no evidence that Jesus Christ had sex. and there is evidence to support the claim that He was sinless. the Da Vinci code is nothing more than a fairy tail built on the pathetic wishes of atheistic idealist.

[lain777]

i know, the author himself say its flaw, i woudlnt have any problem if u actually say its bulshit then come up wif facts like how you are now. I just dont wan people to think we are people who dont reason, u know?.

[jdcblink13]

@lain777 you're christian??

[Mistermax30]

@jdcblink13 The Bible itself is nothing more than a hodge podge of ancient local fairy tales. Whats the diff...

[MrGrowproductions]

I like iwhen opera gets fat.

[Akieth0]

sorry tom cruise everyone knows you're weird now!! lol

[Danseloves]

Jesus looks like chuck Norris on this clip xP

[boredwithlife04]

*Face palm*

[NairaUzumaki]

This is offensive

[Keeban3]

Mel Gibson doesn't look at all like his reallife self.

[pedroferreiralp]

now that's a lesson.

[pikminator]

Jesus' last line convinced me to favorite this.

[Akieth0]

lol yeah i agree

[SpartanSniper3]

If I was Jewish I'd have fun with that sooo much. I would end every story with, '...and then we killed Jesus!' just to make everything more interesting.

Instead I'm a Christian. All I got are 'kill them or convert them' jokes.

[juliogonzalezgutierr]

is it me or jesus looks like chuck norris?????

[gazoe]

lmao hahahaha

[chibicherry3]

ahahaah, you dum! :D

XDD tom cruise!

[ItMakesThemDisappear]

lmao *agrees with jesus* american people can't tell the difference between fact and fiction XD

[ZillaRocks]

"Because when Jesus died, blood went SPLLOOOOOUGH, SPLOOOOUGH! And the whips went CRACKOW! And he went AAAAUGH! And the Jews were like OKAH BLAKKA BLAKKA! And blood went gushing and spewing across the landscape..."

"MEL! Relax!"

HAHA I laughed my head off at this!

[ZillaRocks]

I'LL MARRY YOU JESUS

XD

[reaperofgenocide]

" Um jesus can i just say something, i think you all are underestimating us dont you think the american viewing audience are smart enough to be able to tell fact from fiction?"-Audience( and how they over estimate what they really know)

"No."- the cartoon jesus

Definitely true.

[ZillaRocks]

The more we think we know, it seems the less we actually know.

[reaperofgenocide]

Exactly. Some people with slight potential dont realize the horrible truth until it fully passes and or it effects their life personally. People are easily tricked. For instance i just read that people who think they are better at retaining their willpower are actually those who give into temptation much easier. We humans need to improve dramatically. In terms of physical, mental, and spiritual health. We are on a downslope.

And if thats what i think i know, then its probably not half of it lol

[RetroVGamer]

Fox news is #1. That proves it lol.

[wolfpupp]

omg Current, this was beautiful!! xD

[Coasterguru96]

It's not a debate of fact and fiction; you should choose what you think is true, and believe solely in that.

[dutchovenbakery]

I think Family Guy did this one.

[ZillaRocks]

They did? Which episode?

[ExianProductions]

no.

[ducksandkoolaid]

i dont belive in god

[unamericano]

the idea or the religous figure?

[22gamefreak]

fuck you!!

[otaconas]

May i ask you who creat us who creat our fathers !?

[norsknerd]

good for you;)

[BeekersSqueakers]

That last line speaks so much truth, and the fact that it came from Jesus is just icing on the cake.

[BlackANDWhiteConnect]

lol :D

[robiejoe]

Tom Cruise look like a rats!

[SillyGman9000]

love this show it's hilarious

[endless159]

Don't you think American viewer audience is smart enough to tell the difference be twin fact and fiction? . . . no!

Priceless

[gaaralee1234]

I'm christian and I gotta say so what if jesus banged Mary Magdalene and had a a son

[PadraikKasier]

Problem is, I don't think he did.

[shurednichso]

Would be cool .

[ZillaRocks]

Really, so what

[zomboma]

we got pwned by jesus

[burtpet]

MAD MAX woooh aussie aussie aussie ...what a cocktail lol

[chuckglavin8]

This was niether funny nor poignant. The point at the end: "artists should show restraint because people are too lazy and irresponsible to educate themselves," was irrational at best and preceeded by a half-assed celebrity deathmatch episode... asinine.

[EratiCManiaC]

well put

[ISubscribeToYou3]

oh man that last comment is so TRUE and Oprah had the best power

[macenemmi]

so who's really stupid?america or media?honest answer...

[ISubscribeToYou3]

both

[SeraphimLucifer]

Its a show. and it is funny. no need to get all worked up about it. But...come on...the DaVincy code sucked....and Im sort of an atheist.

[pantherpatty]

I read part of the DaVinci code, and I stopped when Teabing started talking about Jesus. I don't mind him talking about Jesus having a baby, but when he said Jesus is only as depicted in the bible because his side won a war got me mad. I'm siding with Mel Gibson on this one, I think the whole thing is blasphemy. Like this video.

[SoManySkinks]

Holy shit! Your one of THOSE. There's a reason why Mel Gibson is a joke in the media.

[pantherpatty]

"THOSE"?! Being a life-long devoted christian makes me "one of THOSE"?! I've done a fair share of research on the subject, and by the sounds of it, the DaVinci code is just trying to pass off all those documents they "found" as "fact". As far as I see, there is about as much truth in the DaVinci code as there is in the tabloids. So don't go judging me as one of "THOSE" just because i'm a Christ-follower after the load of crud I read in that hunk of blasphemy.

[therealerf909]

It's true, very few Americans can tell the difference between fact and fiction. (oh, and FOX News almost always has both sides of the story, it's just a coincidence that the conservatives are almost always right.)

[Darcksaac]

So true... If you watch Fox News, then you really don't know the difference between fact and fiction. They're like 20th Century Fox, make up shit and put it in front of a camera. LOL

XD

[windowssucks101]

No....lol

[bramsinprince]

PUNCHLINE!!!!

[JesusTees]

Lol.

Dr. Phil at 3:49

[dclaver2]

That music with L. Ron was weird.

[LadYKilleR8520]

Nobody is smart enough to tell the difference between fact and fiction....especially with regards to religion...lets just keep things as it is and let faith do the talking...

[Ukatanana]

L.Ron Hubbard xD

[Hamsterloki]

the last line was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true!

[hgirl1986]

omg i cant stop laughing this is hilarious i love supernews

[dclaver2]

we are slowly poisoning the southpark guys to death. That's funny.

[q8zk2]

he is a man with desire (according to the bible) ..so whats wrong if he got married?

unfortunately we can not go back 2000 year to make sure if Jesus himself is not fiction!

[taikatshi]

dont you think the american audience is smart enough to tell the difference between fiction and facts..... no

[thinkppl]

sad but is so true. to many morons in the states.

[randomaniafilms]

hey man why u hating on the states im 14 and i probably understand more than you on many topics but i have no doubt you know more about me in other areas btw where are you from

[thinkppl]

well then what DO you know more about?

because if you want to prove your point it has to be something worthwhile, not something like celebrity facts or rap lyrics.

but something like science, music, philosophy, foreign culture, politics, economics or psychology.

[thinkppl]

"hey man why u hating on the states im 14 and i"

then why did u not yourself 19?

u want the mature content don't you? ^^

[woodpeckerJR]

LOL 4:00

ROFL

[GREENTHUMB223]

when jesus died his blood went sploosh spoohh

and wips wet waphoosh waphooosh

and he went augghhhh

and the jues were like blacka lacka backa

and blood was gushing everywhere

[ashrocks87]

lol tom cruise isnt normal in that vid

[Irribeer101]

Tom cruise isnt even normal in real life:P

[Willoq01]

jesus is right

[SidWL]

totally

[ALunaB]

I love that Tom Cruise no longer has any believability left. As a spokesman for a dangerous cult, his popularity could be used to lure many down a path of poverty, madness and even death.

Believe in whatever you prefer, as long as it's free of charge and as long as it doesn't isolate you from society

[PILIF1983]

zazzle[.]com/PILIF83

[lolrusman]

HAHAHA Scientology!

[b4n5k5]

2:59

cocktail!

[jordantrem]

only operah Can gget those three People on her show lol

[blackattack100]

Jesus is a wanker.

He ruined the world.

[filmaddict818]

lol that could get u in some trouble! i dare you to type that in a video of jesus' crucifixion or sumfin lol!

[Deetinator]

Got anything to back that up?

[PetrePann]

because starting the women's rights movement ruins the world. as does inspiring renowned scientists such as newton, faraday, bacon, copernicus...

but anyway, how are you today?

[therealmadwombat]

Mmmmm... Bacon! *drool*

[yohanbab]

no the people did.

[ashrocks87]

i believe in him but..this is my question,,if u dont believe in him, then how come u thought that he actually ruined it if he doesnt even exist todaY? huh? such baseless words shouldnt exist

[nokalite]

this is great

[Hean]

Lol any country have shit loads of dumb people, it's so easy to make a country look like it only got fucktards in it, i don't even come from USA, but i can obviously tell whether or not if a country would be stupid and it's so easy to tell that all countries are both dumb as fuck, but also smart, anyone can believe that the da vinci code is more true than the bible no matter what country they are from!

[wiggyman1]

Supernews is only about making fun of dumb americans.

[Hean]

Yea but the person i replied to said that "Well, american people", some politicians isn't all americans as far as i know and it's obviously only making fun of the politicians.

[shippuden1]

girl at end looks like susan boyle

[terminalboredom1910]

LOL @ Mel Gibson.

[odinmp5]

mel making a fool of himslef as always

[b4n5k5]

cocktail! lol

2:58

[popelt64]

second

[smthe1]

i think Jesus was only partly right in this clip :P

not only is the american people not smart enough to tell the difference... but the rest of the world is too influenced by media... uhhhhh..... yeah.....

[hekata5]

The rest of the world is not so much influenced by the media. The rest of the world at least has an education system that forms educated people, that know what North America is and where it is on the globe (a huge percent of US population doesn't know what Europe is - a country or a continent)

[ChefoPld]

Don't you think that the American viewing audience is smart enough to tell the difference between fact and fiction?

No...

(rofl) how very true...

[PhantazyStar]

COCKTAIL! lol

[FrontalJuDe]

HAHAHHA OMFG! 3:18

[gracee93]

no I am not.. I know most of you find it funny but get something else to laugh about..

[zkid95]

No.

[gracee93]

this is BLASPHEMOUS!!!!

[bckilldz]

You are joking right?

[Mrruff23]

im christian and its not really, all its saying is dont rely on hollywood to get your facts. Unless you religion is hollywoodness then yeah it is.

[nom9rouge]

why would it matter?

[popelt64]

they're awesome

[A15KaldrinJAB]

Muslims?

[MegaAdultLink]

The end is so true rofl

[sparelead777]

Take THAT you heathen! You Blasphemer!

[duhastmesh94]

"no" XD

[generaleskimo]

HELLO EARTH MONKEYS!

Yep, that sums him up.

[XLpunk]

The end pwned so much loved it

[ToraydoBull]

looks like Oprah but does not sound like Oprah and I love this show. so hilare!

[M3l1c1ou5]

yea... alycaite if u go to fucking church then u wuldnt be fucking swearing you faggot

[BigKarliny]

lol? church not stop you from swearing it's just the way you live. i don't go there but i don't kill ppl don't steal don't swear and i don't sleep with other man wifes do i really need some sort of building to be good person? think about it for a sec.

[hellboy6889]

hes just a weak minded sociopath that would go crazy without a higher power or at least thats what it looks like since it seems he would curse like hell if he didnt go to church so i assume the same must be true for everything else that "god" says is wrong, if "god" didnt say it was wrong this guy would be on a killing rampage..

[Peace4President]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO! Oh man, this is great!!

[xXxP3PPYxXx]

THAts beyond guy (response not to video)

[gspahr]

That was awesome. I'm loving these videos.