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  • Funny Lady!

  • I can't decide whether she's incredibly sexy...incredibly ugly...or both.

  • what is she talking about her lips are thin

  • Her lips aren't that great......and she has field goal teeth on top of that.

  • She is a funny dyke...and not that ugly. I'd scissor her...

  • She looks like Britney Spears.

  • I'm sorry but for a makeup advertisement, her face is quite noticeably a few shades different than her neck

  • 1:30 and 1:40 ..... orgasms over her own lips?

  • Her lips are lovely, in my opinion. It's her teeth that are awful.

  • its funny that people hate on sandra. no bigge ;) id vote Bernhard over palin or bachmann ANYDAY

  • she said sexy 99 times

  • satanist new ager bitch

  • omg this is halarious! lovee it!

  • uhhh... 

  • Sandra, move on with your lips and GO AWAY GIRL,,AND PLEASE DON'T COME BACK!! You frighten me with not just your lips, ALL OF YOU!! YUCK

  • "OHMYGOD SHE'S SCARING ME!" lmfao

  • fuck this shit bitch, go kill yourself

  • If it were not for Sandra Bernhard's lack of self-confidence and inability to emote, all evidenced in this video, I would love her.

    Love,

    Mark

    Bring your act to the red states, you have an audience in Houston.

  • if there is a more repulsive "woman" in this world than Bernhard, I would be surprised!! I barf just seeing her!!!

  • What the fuck is this?

  • Sandra Bernhard please look up: Sandra Bernhard Hugs Jeff 4 Justice

  • she is the prettiest woman on the planet

  • she needs to fix her teeth. and her attitude.

    probably should start off with attitude first.

  • i had no idea wht i was getting into when i started watching this vid... it should hv come with a disclaimer..GOD WHT AN UGLY SIGHT

  • I remember in Spanish class 9th grade we were learning about entertainment and comedians was part of the unit. The teacher went around asking everyone in Spanish who their favorite comedian was. I remember yelling "SANDRA BERNHARD!" My Spanish teachers smile faded into a disgusted sneer and she scanned the room briefly, before finding the next person to ask. She was a thin-lipped bitch.

  • @TheJuicyBunj LOL!! ;-)))

  • @morkygorky And this was in Arkansas too so she was definitely republican.

  • She's very,*very* sexy in a weird,unexplainable way.Of course,*living* with her would cause a guy to hang himself within a month.

  • She's so ugly on the inside, that any beauty she might have on the outside quickly becomes ugly.

  • I like her.

  • Really? I don't see the point of her making this video.

  • How does this sell their product? She's just not appealing in any manner...and although I admire her confidence, her lips look like shit even with MAC gloss.

  • I think she is hot in her weird way. Weird in her sensual way. Whichever.

  • sandra sucks clitoris like a pro

    sandra gives great head

    sandra is hung like a horse

    sandra has a big mushroom head

  • I don't get it... was this supposed to be funny...?

  • I think she is beautiful.

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  • I'd say pause at 1:24 and look at the face she makes, but at any frame you pause this video you get a ugly face

  • that ugly ass bitch should be under a bridge somewhere

  • she was creepy in Hudson Hawk

  • the other jews keep her up there.

  • im 34 years old... i dont think shes ugly at all , i think she bueatifull and sexy. i hat the fact that she a lezbo.....i aint with that shit.

  • In fifty years, I cannot recall a single, uglier woman than this skank. She is exceptionally ugly and a loud-mouthed bore to boot. She simply is not funny, has no acting talent whatsoever, and her face ruins everything because she is so repulsive. It has been reported that her own father told her to stay away b/c she is too ugly.

  • I think she's brilliant.

  • it looks like theres 2 worms stuck to her mouth

  • I love you Sandra. Rock on sister!

  • Sandra Bernard is a national American treasure!! For a Jewish lesbian with such unconventional looks that are outside the shallow conventions of what is considered "pretty" in this sexually confused and superficial country to stand proud as she does and share her voice and her power and, yes, her beauty is quite magnificent, I must say. She has faced a lot of bullies in her time--just as many of you commenting are bullying her and others right here and now--but she always says what is true for

  • Love her

  • Sandra Bernhard is nothing but a loud-mouthed labia-lipped cunt face. She is, by far one of the ugliest women that God ever created. The only thing that is funny about her is her ugly, buck-toothed face. How this woman is paid to “entertain” is beyond me. But then again flies do like to flock to shit don’t they?

  • @free2drm well atleast she doesnt stay home whyning how ugly she is... she is strong and did something with her life... she can''t help it... flaws make this world perfect... LISTEn to Catlyn Crosby songs... u will be ashamed what u just sayed...

  • Republicans like their women stupid and dependent, like dogs. No wonder why they don't like Sandra

  • Never mind that she is ugly as sin in every sense of the word...it's her attitude that makes her downright hideous. Comedian? No. She is not a comedian. She's one of those lame idiots that get up and say shitty things about people so she can call it "comedy" just like Kathy Griffin. Shrill, ugly, so-called feminist who says if Sarah Palin comes to New York, she's going to have her gang-raped by her black friends. People defending this witch crack me up.

  • God, I love this woman. She has character most people could only dream of.

  • Love it.

  • Love it.

  • She's ugly...

  • The only thing those lips were doing was sucking on cock.

  • Ugly on the outside and inside

  • she was eating a belgian waffle shortly before eating a dick.

  • @ebingen shes gay you fucktard.

  • It's true, folks. That dyke could suck linguini through the slots in that gappy grill.

  • RETARDED 

  • another plant of the Jewish Frankfurt School of Communism, all part of their plan to make fun of Christian values, through Hollywood, and the likes of this racist Jew Sandra Bernhard. Take it for what she is a Jew Communist with a agenda! The bitch has no sexual appeal, I'm sure she is a flaming lesbian.

  • Just another racist Jew, who insults Christians and insults fine beautiful women like Sarah Palin as "goyish" a extreme insult to a Christian, similar to the Jews use of the word gentile, coming from a Jew it is considered an insult. Its this very attitude that has caused so much hatred towards them as a people. By considering themselves, because they are Jews, as elite, chosen, and separate, have brought on the many pogroms in past history, all due to this selfish racist behavior.

  • People are so insane.

  • That's one lesbian I'd really like to get nasty with.

  • You guys don't understand: It's her OWN lips, it's her OWN teeth, and her OWN brilliant mind!

    Would you rather have a mindless fake barbie with fake ducklips, fake boobs, porcelain capped teeth.....? The World is coming to an end, Sandra is singlehandedly trying to keep it all afloat....

    - and thank God for that!  :-D

  • Why does her teeth matter? You guys are so mean!

  • Big mouth and awful teeth aside she's actually very attractive! Her intelligence and humour are her most attractive attributes however!

  • God, I can't stand her.

  • its her teeth!, dear lord its her teeth!

  • LOVE!

  • She's pretty funny but her make-up is fucking awful in this video. Bleh.

  • it is a men!!!!

  • Jews look evil when they smile.

  • Seriously, how f*c*ed up must your life be to express so much animosity towards someone you don't even know. She's not only beautiful, but she's talented, intelligent, famous and adored by a mass of people - and - you're not.

  • I've thought about this and I've come to the conclusion that Sandra is the ugliest woman I've ever seen on TV,the movies or walking down the street

  • this is beauty... no plastic surgery, she is getting more pretty the older she gets.

  • she'd look sexy if she ceased to exist

  • what a load of crap - is this supposed to be intelligent? Amusing?

  • I think it's hilarious all these guys are making fun of her. First of all, why the hell are you commenting on her, you losers? Secondly, I bet that all of you are ugly as hell and no girl would look twice at you!

  • yucky...

  • the intelligence level of these comments is depressing. you guys only think with your tiny little dicks, and are seriously lacking a sense of humour.  you must all be incredibly beautiful to maked such idiotic statements about the way she looks. get a brain.

  • ugly dyke

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  • she has no ass, no tits, and she got a ugly face and a ugly mouth that scares the hell out of litle children, so how the hell did this monster got famous?

  • I always thought she was ugly like her face

  • Ok, I'm just gonna say it... I Personally always found her sexy. I don't know her politics, nor do I care. But i'm sure those lips can work wonders and i'd be willing to find out. Sure, she a bit aged now, I'm not blind. But, still...

  • What a skank. A: your mouth looks deformed-like the lid from an open sewer run over by a Mack truck. B:You don't know shit about Flint, Mi and the poor city has enough bad press and real problems without having to claim you as a native. Besides as A proud member of the chosen ones you are galut; an exile. Please keep your ugly ass where you belong...In NYC where I'm certain you'll have a promising new career as a mouth model for gefilte fish or strech-mark cream

  • really, how can someone be so fucking discusting and ugly as this whore

    why she even tries to be good looking with all that make up really kill this bitch

  • she mad crazy

  • Sanda is awesome...haha not like some thin lipped republican bitch

  • yuck. she even has a hard time talking with those injected lips.

  • Hers is absolutely the wrong face to be selling makeup of any kind. And that's before you have to endure that fingernails-on-chalkboard personality of hers for nearly two minutes just to get to the name of the product she's supposed to help sell.

    She reminds me of a line from somebody's seven-part YouTube review of The Phantom Menace: "What is wrong with your FACE???"

  • @aitch748 so I suppose it should be Jennifer Lopez or Angelina Jolie or some other "traditional" beauty, right? You are so typical of what is wrong with this country and no wonder women are bulimic and anorexic or self hating... You might dislike Sandra but you watch videos of anything with her in it, like this one? I don't get it. If you don't like her, what other "non traditional" woman would you use? Linda Hunt?

  • Yes I get it its about my lips youre always ready to move on with your lips I mean these are lips that reflect the 60s Flint, Michigan - Hotness. Sexiness U got in your Pontiac Station Wagon and ya drove cross country and ya saw the world as it was  U took the little highways the biways the evolution of music and radio

  • worst commercial ever

  • Has she had a stroke?

  • what are you freaks watching this for if you hate Ms. Bernhard? Do a search for Brittany Spears.

  • Lisa Rinna has it done better!!!! lulz

  • I find her extremely unattractive in every way.

  • @DMBkeepsmesane thats because ur phucking retarded

  • @DMBkeepsmesane - So comedians are supposed to be gorgeous now? WTF? You're an idiot, pure and simple. Go home and play with yourself. Nobody else wants to play with someone as stupid as you are.

  • Yah,she's obnoxious but she's still the only lebian I know of that I'd like to get "friendly" with.

  • take yourself too seriously and become a one note shrill witch and this is what happens to you- 'ugly' just doesn't cut it in this case; or in related ones such as Rosie O'Donnell, Janeane Garofalo, or their relative trolls.

  • what a bi***! she look like shes got an stroke!

  • What an obnoxious bitch

  • SUPER obnoxious... ahh, I love her.

  • obnoxious does not equal funny unless you arent real intelligent.

    has this lady ever made me laugh of all the times i have seen her? fuck no.

  • @cannabischarlie if you don't like her, then why the hell do you watch her stuff? i am always amazed at why people dislike a person, not just you but a few others who made derogatory comments about SB and its simply because you dont "get" her type of humor. If you don't, that's fine.... we do. Just don't listen to her. Its your choice.

  • Oh come on...don't be so sensitive...!! That's like saying 'why does somebody express a view different to mine on a publicly-accessible website' isn't it? She's a one-off, yes, but she thrives on being controversial, so there are bound to be some people who will turn up on here and diss her...she can take it, so why can't her fans??

  • @GoodTimeGeorge3 It's just like me acknowledging that I hate "Seinfeld", since I never understood the humor or why people like it, or why on Earth most people love Jim Carey, which is beyond me, but I am grown up to have a life and not go look for videos of JC to diss or diss his fans, just because I DON'T GET HIS HUMOR. Just because I don't get his humor doesn't mean I have to tell everyone he sucks. Everyone has their own taste. I am more mature than to post negative comments on YT.

  • Isn't it funny how someone that once seemed so cool now seems so not.

  • what the fuck?

    i think this is legitimate reason for a psychological hold, like britney spears style- seriously this shit makes NO SENSE.

    sandra bernhard has officially gone fucking nuts and needs to be locked up.

    i am starting a petition.

    dear god.

  • Sandra Bernhard is great. I used to love her David Letterman appearances. Wonder why she's never on anymore.

  • she gets better w/age..very sexy face

  • This bug eyed freak show should take a long look in the mirror, before she criticizes anyone. If Roseanne hadn't brought her on board, she would have been long forgotten. No class, no talent, no intelligence, a real piece of sub human waste.

  • i bet she gives great head. and gargles cum

  • Absolutely no talent! What a con! An insult to the lesbian community if she's the best you can do as a comedic dike.

  • The woman is - judging on this appearance - barking mad

  • she was brillant in the king of comedy i mean really GOOD.

  • hahahaha

  • I am amazed how any and every video starts an unnecessary argument about politics and racial slurs. This video had nothing to do with politics, yet someone takes any chance they can to say something offensive about people.

  • Ugly tool.

  • ew  really

  • I love Sandra, but that was not good even for poetry.

  • Really... I thought it was pretty good.

  • What a fucking piece of trash....

  • Why, why is she trash?

    I can only imangine, what is going to fiy out of your mouth...

  • ..If you have to ask.. I cant help you....

  • Yeah,

    Good luck in your little world.

  • *Laughing..My little world..?? You dead broke ,brain dead,hollywood wanna be,liberal ..YOU only wish you lived in my world ..The thing is.. YOU never will ..YOU depend on other people to define who you are..SUCH AS THIS WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT BERNHARD.. WHATS IT LIKE TO HAVE A PILE OF DOG SHIT ,WHORE,, AS A MENTOR ? HUH?

  • Brain dead, Hollywood wanna be,liberal !!

    HAHA... A fart in your general direction... You generic piece of cow plop!!

  • well i love her nose it is sexy i am tired of those little pig noses her hair is also nice and her eyes i think her mouth and the shape of her teeth is what kind of ruins it all but hey were not perfect

  • she is uglyy :S likee a peOple whO doesnt knOw what the fuck is an OrtOdOncist :S

  • And by the way, it's really sad that some people can only attack her through bigotry. Calling her a dyke, or a "leftist-jew-bitch" says way more about you than it does about her :

    It says you're an insecure, racist, homophobic relic of the past - or... A thin-mouthed republican bitch ;)

  • I love her.

  • The thumbs down was probably from people who also most likely admire Madoff and Barney Frank amongst others.

  • Bernhard is a typical racist Jew. Who runs the porno industry? Who attempts to divide and conquer humanity along "racial lines"?

    Is there any wonder that Jews are so reviled who are actually Khazars and not Judaen? The tenets of what is decent and right in this world has been undermined for centuries by people like Bernhard.

  • I can't believe you received two thumbs down for speaking the truth. Sandra Bernhard is grotesque.

  • Wow, did they let you out of the Neo-Nazi compound, or are you holed up in a "safe house" typing your crap? It's very funny that your too stupid to realize the irony in calling someone else racist while you type outrageously racist and hateful remarks. Personally, I don't care for Sandra Bernhard. She's occasionally funny, but I think she often tries too hard to provoke and shock people just to get a laugh. However,I'd take her abrasive and needy attitude over your pathetic nuttiness any day.

  • she has nice lips...

  • Check out the plethora of gaps between each tooth of hers.

  • What the fuck is this?

  • "new goyish crappy shiksa funky bullshit!"

    Anti christian jews at it again

  • she's over.

  • i'm gay and i saw this bitch live at crobar in '05. whatta fraud. now she's upset wiht obama? no one gives a fuck, you couldn't even get decent coverage over wanting sarah palin to get gang raped by you black 'brothers' you racist cunt. nail. in. coffin.

  • you are a small dick weasel mala-cunt -

    She is awesome - I'm gay, but I'd go strait if I saw you little baby cunt an weeny

  • so your into trannies with cunts n weenies...and i'm supposed to feel what when you comment u big anonymous coward? que cute

  • its tough 13malabar, you have a smelly little twat for a baby boy sissy - if you had a brain it would hurt!

  • how hard is it to come up with something witty? c'mon, try again, i'm sure you can do better... stop wasting time with half-ass, juvenile comments... c'mon lil' doggie, bark for me like your momma bitch...c'mon..

  • she got dsl's

  • People it is a commercial for mac, that's the point...wtf

  • she annoys me on all levels!!! gahhh!!!

  • Give me thumbs down if you want, but that was fucking stupid. What was the point of this? Did somebody say that thinner lips were better than thick ones?

  • she rocks!I love her

  • fucking cunt needs her teeth knocked the fuck out YOUR NOT FUNNY OR HOT OR SEX STFU

    KILL YOURSELF BITCH!!!

  • I was just thinking just the same thing about you...

  • her lips are disgusting,as well as her teeths.

  • @eiprildesho the problem isn't the lips or the teeth. it's the protruding chin and the bulky nose that make her look like a crazed bitch

  • Ugly lips are ugly...

  • That's one lesbian I'd like to get *real* friendly with.And then get friendly with her again 10 minutes later.

  • This ugly, annoying cunt is the female version of Gilbert Gottfried.

  • I'm sorry, but she has a nasty mouth...

  • who cares sandra just be quiet

  • kimbodett you are an idiot! You should be ashamed to have such ignorance pour from your fingertips.