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  • LMAO! you got Skype?, you got MSM?, you got AIM?, you got Email?, you got Facebook?, you got My Space?...Hey add me on Friendster!

  • <3

  • You guys are unbelievable.....ly good.

  • 4:13 Dat bypassing ass

  • im forced to be in a wheelchair all the time and i thought this vid was funny as hell

  • California girls are ....nice

  • these fucking idiots, this is called PITY smh

  • LOL @ the end!

    He purposely falls off his wheelchair just so he can get the girl's attention. That sir is a win!

  • black guy with the tribal necklace is totally the most popular random on youtube.

  • SHOW A VIDEO WITH A FULL CONVERSTATION PLZ

  • some of these lines make me want to get a chair and try it out.. I'd just be worried about running into to someone who's actually paralysed

  • That's awesome! I should do that sometime just with better pick up lines LOL Only difference is I'm actually in a wheelchair.

  • 4:31 the kids like WHAAAAT?

  • who else is getting a wheel chair? LOL jkjk

  • aw man thats pretty terrible, not one of your better ideas

  • yeah, this one's 'wrong'.

  • GUY FROM CALIFORNIA ON GUY FROM CALIFORNIA ON GUY FROM CALIFORNIA ON GUY FROM CALIFORNIA ON

  • Im in a wheelchair, its not really cool to play that shit out then stand up

  • 5:00 You have to love jesse come on

  • Now where the f**k can i get a wheelchair?

  • 4:33 that kid!

  • Sick but totally awesome!

  • i want to see a video of kong just falling everywhere in his wheelchair!

  • Make them give you their number...Thats a real game.

  • 2:43 tha ass!!

  • 4:27 Mrs.Violence???

  • I'm tempted to brake my own legs. :D

  • DAfuq threesome with a wheelchair... win

  • 0:10 The really tan guy was on KassemG California on!

  • it seems easyer in a wheelchair... now I'm confused, do I buy a puppy or a wheelchair?

  • i know i cant see her face, but 2:44 girl was hot

  • That guy that helped him out in the begging is in so many videos on youtube xD

    He needs his own channel

  • I know what you are wondering...how are we gonna get into the doggy style!! OMG he´s awesome!! xD

  • 5:00 he's totally holding his legs up haha

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  • the ending OMG!

  • 2:43, dat jailbait ass

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  • lmfao at the ending

  • i am too and i agree about not even acting like its there golden rule dude golden rule!!!!

  • 4:28

  • what the fuckk, that's god damn it great :p

    you asian guys are soo good at picking up girl :D

  • 2:42 great girl

  • Once i get the girls attention do I talk about thing that come up to my head or what do I talk about??

  • At the very beginning, has anyone else seen that black guy EVERY TIME that there is a video of people in the streets of L.A.?

  • @somo95 I thought the EXACT same thing to my self. If you've ever seen KassemG, that guys appears ALL THE TIME!

  • @somo95 Haha yeah, one of the regulars on venice beach

  • you never say no to a person in a wheelchair, cause that's discrimination and you go to jail for that shit..

  • Pussies on sale or what ?

  • it makes me kinda sad... idk why

  • is this real

  • @guitarmaster8587 yep, girls are sluts and stupid.

    Just remember one thing, you need cash to be in a relationship.

  • that is some mad game Kong...her response to "the only way this is gonna work is if you're always ontop" being "I do realise that but we could make it work..." would have loved to see the whole clip of that...

  • Pretend that you're dying of cancer and your one last dying wish is to fuck a stranger. Works like a charm!

  • I'm so doing this! lol

  • Wheel chairs get the ladies

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  • BRO THAT BLACK GUYS FROM KASSEM G!!! LOL DO A EPESOID WIHT KASSEEEMM G

  • Man! how can they do this without laughing!?

  • because of dumpert i'm here , awesome video's and funny! XD

  • ask kassem wall with ask kassem guy

  • or the people are too stupid or they are blind winount seing movement of the legs

  • At 4:36 he moves his legs to get his phone.

  • METAL BALL GUY! The guy who lifted him up was interviewed by KassemG

  • literally laughed my fukin' ass off @5:07 when everyone took that seriously and jessy acted like shit!! hAHAHHAhAhAhaH

  • Epic, you guys got huge balls! Respect!

  • on my birthday!!!

  • LMAO I PISSED MY PANTS AT THE END

  • What campus is this?

  • so the girl at 4:26 didn't realize that he moved his legs?

  • @HaloMediaRecords How dumb are you? Just because someone is in a wheelchair,doesn't mean they can't move their legs.I use a wheelchair and guess what,i can walk too!!

  • @FI1981 then why are you using a wheel chair.. im sorry im not crippled like you..

  • @HaloMediaRecords What an ignorant uneducated prick you are.Jokes on you loser haha

  • @FI1981 not really.. you're the joke when it comes to picking up ladies since you're looking up guys in wheel chair picking up ladies.. considering you are in one.

  • @HaloMediaRecords I'm a fucking female you dick ahahaha :D

  • @HaloMediaRecords "im sorry im not crippled like you.." HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA SO HEARTLESS/MEAN/CRUDE YET SO FUNNY

  • 4:58 If they knew you weren't Paralyzed that group would turn to a mob lol

  • what's the song

  • seriously this states girls are too easy you can walk up n say i got ice like cream want some they will give you #

  • @dlousmane

    cigs work too.

  • They make it look so easy

  • LOL friggen wheelchairs LOL

  • this is so outrageous, it's hilarious!

  • ahaha this shit was awesome

  • 2:45 that ass...

  • Lmfao at the enddd! Hahha! Yall are awesome! LOVE YOU GUYS! :)

  • Notice that noone rejected them.

  • @TheRussianGlory Trust me they would get rejected plenty of times, they just keep on trying and when they don't get rejected those clips go into the video.

  • @TheRussianGlory Im pretty sure they got rejected a lot, they just didnt upload the rejections. 

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  • @TheRussianGlory 1:19 Sadface Q~Q

  • @TheRussianGlory thats cuz the vid is edited

  • "And you're wondering, How are we going to get into doggy style position?...Don't worry, We'll make it happen" Haaaaaaaaaaa. :)

  • This is AMAZING i am so stealing lines from here "i literally told that stranger to wheel me over here because i thought you was adorable" LEGEND!

  • Don't you guys ever run out of chicks to sarge???

  • What is wrong with me, i have 2 (two) legs........and these guys..

  • I'm in a wheelchair and I thought this was inspiring, and absolutely hilarious- that being said, for comedic purposes they broke what I view as the golden rule of dating in a wheelchair- be proud of who you are, but at the same time act like the wheelchair isn't even there.

  • @wheelchairby284 what are you doing!!!!! the wheelchair is obviously there use it to your advantage bro that shit can get you laid!!!

  • @ITSROBHERE well yeah, but bringing it up too much can make it awkward as it did for some of them

  • This is so funny!

  • Respect!!! i am in love with these guys even i am a man and i am not gay. I understand why the chicks can not resist you

  • I have a question, so all these girls who give their number does that mean it can guarantee you that you will get her on bed ? I mean do they give their number in order to seek a relationship or just to be freinds ?

  • @ThisWorldABitch can be both. there's a lot to factor in. But you gotta take baby steps and getting her number is the first step

  • This proves that you can get at any chick with any condition.

  • omfg isnt that the black dude from kassemG's california on????

  • best episode

  • I don't know. I can just smell a huge waft of BULL SHIT every time I see one of these videos. This shit's bologna.

  • @shechshire

    Definitely not, it's really not that hard... You must have a hard time with girls.

    Especially here, I bet the girls feel bad for the guys. How many girls are gonna turn down a nice guy in a wheel chair?

  • @XelenterX A random stranger on a wheel chair obviously only interested in hooking up... ? Hmm, I'm just not sure about that.

  • @XelenterX btw, i don't live their. I live in MIAMI

  • lmfao legends

  • Minnesota?

  • 3:12 is genius!

  • that indian dude @ 0.20 i saw him at kassemG i think lol?

  • I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

  • AHHH U USED UR FEET AT THE END I SAW IT LOL

  • IVE SEEN THAT GUY THAT HELPED U UP KONG OFF OF IM BETTER THAN U BY THAT ONE GUY HAHA

  • "of course I'm not paralyzed"

  • I bet Neil Strauss is thinking wtf?

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuh

  • Time to get my sledgehammer.

  • WAIT, your not paralyzed?.....Psshhh, of course im not paralyzed. epic.

  • New episode until Tuesday??? CAN"T WAIT!!!!!!!! :DDDDD

  • thx for ur videos man,i learn a lot...

    new vagina everyday

  • you should have tried to pick up girls who are in wheel chairs

  • thats the crazy dude from the kassem g vid!

  • 4:58 Like a boss

  • LOL 5:01 he is holding his legs up

  • at 0:22 its the dude from kassemG's california on! wierdest bloke out

  • damnnnnnnn all these ppl on wheelchairs get all these bitches!

  • You realize Before we Hook up Your going to have to take off my Pants

  • No fucking Way that just happened !!!

  • Women are stupid

  • lol they've got "wheels". get it?

  • I'm totally just gonna walk out in street and get hit by a car or something so i break my legs and get a wheelchair for free!

  • THAT BLACK DUDE WAS ONT HE CALIFORNIA ON!!!!1111

  • @itzkolpi Yeah, i noticed that 2

  • hahahahahahahahahaha this is funny!!

  • I'm in a wheelchair... I'm totally doing this.

  • best part of being disabled...sympathy chances :)

  • You should do one about picking up girls that are with their boyfriends....that would be hilarious!

  • YO DUDE"GETS HER NUMBER DRESSED UP LIKE A NERD"

  • I have watched all these guys videos and still can't understand how in the fuck they still get the girls' fucking number!!

  • @runescapebra It seems that girls trend to respond well to the funny kind of jerk, direct and confident guy! But there's a small line that separates them from getting their numbers and getting a huge slap in their faces. There are small details that make a big difference. It's better for us to ask ourselves "Why the fuck we can't just be like them" lol :)

  • haha you gus are gettting better lmao

  • 00:20 that guy is interviewed  on KassemG and thats were he films!

  • @ESELkoek That guy also trains at Golds Gym Culver City like a BEAST! i see him almost everyday there.....

  • "take my pants off before i drive" ahahhahahaa

  • At the beginning i'm pretty sure he wanted the girl to help him out lol

  • This just proves the theory that all women want to fix men, shit one girl was already spreading her legs @4:06

  • Man that was awesome

    As a cripple, it made me laugh so hard i fell down my chair XD

  • beautiful tone ass at 2:43

  • Is it the simplest pick up ever?

  • i know the back guy from kassem's videos :)))))

  • this video is my inspiration to try this im really in a wheelchair but i dont get that luck with the ladies just wanted to say u guys r the best

  • pretend to be a hobo and try to pick up girls BET YALL CANT DO THAT NEXT WEDNESDAY

  • Guys got game

  • They are cons!

  • "wait your not paralized" Lmfaoo you guys are hella funny....wat do yu do with all thoes numbers??? Haha

  • @808ganjaboi They don't use them.

  • That's it, I'm getting a wheelchair tomorrow.

  • @LiGangwei hahahaha best fucking comment i've ever read :'D

  • I seriously wanna try this!

  • Is this channel for real? I'm in love. My number is. JK. xD

  • LOL The end of the video when he "falls"

  • note to self, get wheelchair.

  • Haha epic end and how did some of those girls give him theyr number

  • You are my god

  • Guys your heroes! I got legs and no numbers!