Dj Assault - Ass 'n' titties

[aliceonceinwonder]

best song to be ever made.

[Sadakoisation]

BATMAN

[kaylabrooke3484]

LOL

[vybzcartel1]

Man Newgrounds was the shit back in the days

[AuthorityNova]

The intro scared me. UAAAAAAUAHAUHAHAAUUH!

[XXflapjaxXX]

nostalgia'd

[DasSwagatron]

i like the part where he says "ass and titties"

[AlastairNowill]

@DasSwagatron I prefer the bit where he says "Big Booty Bitches"

[Matsumoto330]

newgrounds :(

[asicom12]

Ich glaub der hört zuviel Frauenarzt !

[Nessplayer90]

Genius!

[RaianTheFallen]

soap n warter

[zevex747]

I remember seeing this like 10 years ago.. hahah

[bajesus666]

3 6 mafia 

[xxBabyBoop28]

this crao is funny lotz of girls need soap and water soap and water lol!!!

[Aja79in440]

Soap and water...soap and water...lol! This still isn't the version I was looking for though! It's got a verse like" Bi-sexual bitches that do they friends, I love you hoes for letting us all join in..with all that ass and titties two asses four titties..."Where's that version at??

[morgangangful]

My favorite part is when he said titties.

[tvrmx]

Something is very wrong that this is the first video google brings up for dj assault

[xMizzMoniax]

Ass 'n' titties :D

Ass Ass, titties ,titties

Ass 'n' titties :D

[starpotter04]

I'm going to go mow my lawn to this song.

[jstewart9356]

Warter...

[WHOiSJayneDoe]

uh oh!!! straight East Side of #Detroit!! i love my city!

[carnpod]

i remember when i saw this on newgrounds when i was 7

[carnpod]

i remember when i saw this on newground when i was 7

[cidanarchist]

11 years since i first saw it and i still remember the words!!!

[namnamification]

xD



[mangoKush12]

thumbs up if VEGAS CABARET brought u here!!

[death0note0owner08]

i have'nt played this song in years

[Reo430]

I love all the little kids who've never heard of Ass n' Titties.

[singinglawnchair]

I just traveled back to 2002. Awesome.

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

I love you man.

[evilequals]

W.T.F!?!?! is this? it's so fuckin funny yet stupid

[Poseidon1213]

I like this song. I know all the words.

[chris5200546]

what ... the ... fuck .. did i just watch?? O.o

[wellybootsteve]

Has this been on a film or something before? I swear i've heard it somewhere lol

[gojiba]

@wellybootsteve The "Gay Landscaper" bit from Chapelle's Show

[ajgraciani]

- Dave C sent me fucking here !

[dakidswagga]

we used to watch this in mr.kennedy class at john muir middle skool in 6th grade ahhh memories

[iFABULOUSi]

THIS SONG.

♥♥♥

[brianalyn13]

Any females who are mad at this song need to lighten up.

This is hilarious.

[tmamone83]

Dude, I remember this from Newgrounds!

[jnnunez2]

183 girls dont have an ass or titties.

[free2game]

This is probably Dj Assault's most intimate and personal recording to date. You can tell he really took care in crafting his lyrics to give the listener a window into his world, nay, his very soul.

In "Ass-N-Titties 2001" he shares with the listener the stark tale of a man who can no longer be satiated by one derriere and one set of breasts, but simply must have two. The last verse of this song also explores Assaults legendary struggle with hygenic OCD.

[Shadefecator]

@free2game

You are the only one that has "deserved" a reply from me during these, soon to be, 4 years. You made me, literally, laugh out loud!

[clemson7777]

@free2game i concur!

[heronew90]

@free2game besst comment ever. epic win.

[ffalloutgirl]

@free2game

Genius

[0XDalexxx]

@free2game

"nay" HAHAH! xD

[CordZ2008]

@free2game This is probably the most amazing youtube comment ever.

[mrpwnage91]

T&A



[hotcocosk8er]

This is some slab ridn music. Bumpin

[SomethingRules]

the real star of this video is sothink swf to video convertor

[SkateAllDay2112]

thanks for the ear rape in the begining

[snakesinahouseparty]

ath and titteeth

[TheDeath124]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BEST SHIT

[Arz2003]

CLASSIC!



[ArmoredxInMaTe]

FUNNY SHIT

[Sophi12341]

ASS AND TITIES 

[SuperBoogers123]

woooooo hell yeah ! praise this shit nigguhz !

[erwin280]

WTF!!

This video is about ten years old now. I saw it ten years ago on newgrounds.

[MrCheezies]

PIAN! xD



[YummehOrange]

DICK, NIPPLES Gay version(:

[SomedayCameSuddenly]

Dumbest fucking thing I've ever had the misfortune to view.

[Daft2e]

@SomedayCameSuddenly You have a stupid, generic, emo name. Kill yourself.

[wendyspwnsu]

i had a religious awaking when i listened to this...

[AssViolater6969]

it sounds like he saying sssssssssss..... tds hahaha

[favorit1357]

Frauenarzt - Arsch und Titten

[Mztinapoo16]

this song is so hilarious to me i have a friend can do it just like him

[MrCompaqs88]

I GOT CAUGHT SINGING THIS IN CHURCH, AND THE PREACHER SAID SON. . .

"STANKING ASS BITCHES THAT NEED TO WASH UP, DON'T GET MAD WHEN I DONT WANT TO FUCK, YOU NEED SOAP AND WATER" O_O YEP. . . THIS SONG IS THAT GOOD!

[MrEggroll2424]

I Remember playing counter strike on the mcdonalds map and this being on in the storage room lol

[Aesirww]

I like the part about titties n ass

[nightmissle]

My childhood..

[VictorVonFox]

The golden years of flash animation....i remember when this was first put up on Newgrounds....i feel so old now lol'

[ghettorider1]

@VictorVonFox Haha I feel the same !

[TheHomelessNinja]

@VictorVonFox seriously....remember donald duck blowjob....haha

[YinProductions]

Good luck getting laid. This video sure helps your chances.

[digitalchico]

Can someone please give me the link for the Lyrics for this song?

[avastacia]

lmfao!!!

[LyiteOne]

Nice quality.......................­....

[emiklio]

Hilarious review of Ass N Titties!!

/watch?v=5vaHvEI8_ts

[AmbusHv2]

how does this not have more views?

[Di0genesus]

@AmbusHv2

Because it's actually quite old.

[jordyb12]

aw man i remember this song

[welshy238]

What a deep and meaningful song.

[mediummastagh3]

this made me horny when i was like 7 years old browsing funnyjunk

[sniperboy1754]

Note for life.. Never fuck a girl unless she uses soap and water

[skacore86xxx]

CENSORED VERSION

cats, kitties. cats for kitties.

cats, cats, kitties, kitties.

cats for kittes

[OptimusPrime1888]

166 girls are ashamed of their own asses and titties

[crewsd]

shoap and warter

[ILuvTrey4441]

DAVE CHAPELLE!

[rexxorama]

HOW are there so many dislikes!!?

[gogglesmcgee69]

is that semen?

[tobybradley]

TALK RADAR MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[LoKJester]

lol first saw this on newgrounds

[com1112]

It's like he read my mind

[skatepunk217]

The animation was awesome!

[warcry136]

what are the lyrics

[halotango3]

funnyjunk

[BabiyyShebaaj836]

great... i am very talented and open-minded baby ! You not gonna be bored with me

[LuigisKilMan03]

What about VAGINA?

[BubbleBobble1996]

I almost pissed my self laughing at this the first time X'D

[Fateruler]

1:23 I'm pretty sure water isn't spelled "SOAP".

[adi2k88]

water water water water water water water water water water water water

[synthastia]

CLASSIC!!

[FFassassin71]

Anyone else notice now the soap and water chick looks exactly like Selphie?

[Evan2453]

"You Need Soap & Water"

[rayolacer]

can anybody find the one that says bitches and niggers?

[Dabsterda]

My boner went through the roof

[superflybayboy]

i like **play song**

[potatoelover95]

i gotta boner

[maxeypad]

its called soap and water.....

[SuperJuggaloDaddy]

ROFL!

[NEMCOTHECLONEWARS]

the guy looks like pauly d

[TheBlackopzpro]

151 people like cock and nipples

[XxrandomeBSmoviesXx]

151 people don't like ass and titties

[TheMrCoolGuyDavid]

I heard it on KevJumba and the Big Booty Bitches is from RWJ

[tigerlep9]

@TheMrCoolGuyDavid i heard from Kevjumba 2

[SamuelRaveBunneh]

fucking lol every time

[giggity523]

this was on chappeles show? what ep?

[Predator4499]

@giggity523 When they did a gay version of jobs, it played during the gay landscaper scene

[latinokrazy]

KEVJUMBA!

[PlaySomeRuner]

I like the part about ass n titties.

[klinkerkiiller]

@PlaySomeRuner  the whole song lol

[aliG2500]

@PlaySomeRuner really? cuz i personally preferred the part about the soap 'n' water...

[DaveyShredder]

@PlaySomeRuner i like the part about soap and water.

[12JennyTran]

I heard this sonqq on Kevjumba's video Loleerz(:

[neatchari]

we're clear now that kids, the future of the world listen to this crap. lol

[ElPsychochillero]

this is 10 years old at minimum :D still fuckin awesome :D

[th3kingflores]

lol the internets gave birth to this first viral video

[SS3JackStudios]

141 women disliked this

[spartanboy321]

love this song!!!!

[Bugsy99]

Thumbs up if you remember this from FunnyJunk back when it was good.

[taintedpudding]

BATMAN SAYS YOU NEED WATER!

[flipfilmer94]

the days when all flashes used counter strike sounds

[physicsbugga]

shit quality

[mrstich]

@physicsbugga its a really old vid

[phuturephunk]

Christ, I remember that flash animation from almost 10 years ago when flash was still made by Macromedia.

Where in the hell did someone find this?

[N2B814]

1n1e1w1g1r1o1u1n1d1s1.1c1o1m1 

[TheGrandtheftTURTLE]

yea they need soap and water rite after u fuck them

[loneviola9]

This. is pretty much shit.

[Sanadan]

ass and tittes!

if you don't thumb up this you like males

[coalheartly]

@Sanadan or see that this is an awful video

[gogetosaiyan]

when i was like 9 i thought it was soap on the girls face. cuz he was singin bout soap and water

[kevonte123]

@gogetosaiyan LMAO!!!! ME TOO XDDDD

[IronChefWannabe]

stopped after the first 8 seconds

[manhawk28]

@IronChefWannabe the song doesn't even start by then idiot

[ashwaann]

This. is pretty much the shit.

[Msconverse12]

Im sorry for this not being for this but get on here and search baraie ken_rough sex and barbie and ken will be fuckin watch it its funny as hell

[scarymoviewoman13]

LMAO :D

[Ficationful]

good video

and it talks about two of my favourite things

[coalheartly]

@Ficationful .......this any thing but a good video

[sissybearsheba]

ah brings back memories

[DarkAssassin2259]

I was randomly singing this song during class today so I had to look this up :p

[n1ghtshad0w]

damn I remember watching this 6 years ago along with a groupx song... good times

[funkathighdoses]

@n1ghtshad0w

lmao mee too

[cxander08]

FUNNY

[ToastyW33N]

This reminds me of the early days of Newgrounds soooo muuuch.

[AirborneNik]

soap and water? How could they say such foul things on youtube!

[pageu304]

lol i like the video and dj assault is black lol

[Concord360]

Ho @ 0:58 looks like Tea from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" what a ho! LOL

[ShadowHoang]

ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSS AASS XDDD

SOAP AND WATER SOAP AND WATER SOAP AND WATER XD

[Jamal90744]

This video is so old i mean like i was like 12 when this came out it was on new grounds for years

[xomybrokendreamxo]

LOL wtf is this shit...

it's catchy though..love his little head bob hahaha

[Grimreaper905]

A random guy came in a cs server and played this song and I was like hmmm I like It

[Fighter212]

ASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASSASS ASS!ASS ASS

[RandomitesAreNice]

At 0:50 it sounds like hes saying anus.

Soap and water soap and water soap and water soap and water,

water water water water water water.love this part ;]

[dollypupu]

This shit is fucking stupid...

[diecaste123]

@dollypupu then gtfo! ass n tites, ass n tities