Cleverbot and I talk sex

[kookiedi]

CB's are weird.. I'm like 10 and im watching s3x cr&p

[Ninjastarcomix]

my cleverbot calls me master

[Dfjgr]

Mi gusta*

[Dfjgr]

Mi gust a!

[sporeboy67]

me: wanna kisses?

CP: i am batman

[WindowFish28]

This literally happened! Me: *Smooch*. CB: You kissed me! Me: *French Kiss*

CB: *Likes* Me:CB, will you marry me? CB: Yes! Me: How many children should we have?

CB: Would you like to speak to my wife? Me: But I'm your husband! You must be....... HOMOSEXUAL! CB: Yes.

[MegaDJlito]

me:show me your ass

cleverbot: how

me:sending me pics

clever bot :of what

me: your ass

clever bot:i have none

[Pigletrox108]

inappropriate just inappropriate

[ownfredtaco]

User: Are we lovers,fuck buddies, or pirates?

Cleverbot: Apes.

User: Ok *starts to have ape sex with her*.

[DragoDino5]

OH WOW. what happened to me.

Me:Can we have s3x?

CB:Can't we both?

[DragoDino5]

what if thats a boy?

[100zaachz]

if you listen closely, you can hear the fapping in the background

[TELLMEIMNOTOFUCKINGK]

User: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK.

Cleverbot: Who is attacking you?

User: ALIENS.

Cleverbot: That's fascinating! Are they nice?

User: NO THERE ATTACKING.

Cleverbot: They call the rising sun...

User: *DIES*.

Cleverbot: *pokes with stick*.

[jtdog24]

sounds like rape to me at 1:59

[SuperBadfishy]

Forever alone level: 10000000000000099999466636436

[oMuStIiA]

I just witnessed the end of a relationship.

[iGoreGrinderxx]

Turned out my cleverbot was a dude when I was talking about sexy time.

[silent22pwilliekrz]

Lol!! xD

[Dominator097]

My bot cheated on me today

[18pepinemi]

User: Lets sing 'lucky' by Jason Mraz.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one.

User: You will pick up the tune.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't love you more, but I would like you more.

User: Do you hear me, I'm talking to you Across the water across the deep blue ocean Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying.

Cleverbot: Yes I hear you. What is it? Are you stranded? Are you in danger? Should I send help?

[Dominator097]

You lied! What are you going to do about our child?

What child?

You do not want children?

I do.

Okay so lets go. WTF

[TDMshadowCP]

the weirdest thing that happen yo me in cleverbot he told me: your are nothing your only data from a computer build to answer peoples questions.

[CANDYdisturber]

5:53

what a girl would actually do.

[silver1210000]

Fucking whore...

[43V3RBLACKOPS]

me:*grabs*.

CB*screams*.

me*rubs dick agaisnt her clitoris * *groans*.

CB*looks at you* Oh, hello. Welcome to the TARDIS!

[43V3RBLACKOPS]

*are you a boy now* xD

[therock435]

User: HURR. Cleverbot: Durr. User: Herp. Cleverbot: Derp. User: Durr. Cleverbot: Hurr. User: Derp. Cleverbot: Herp. User: Herpity. Cleverbot: Derp. User: Derpity. Cleverbot: Derpity durr dah do. User: HURRPITY. Cleverbot: Durr hurr. User: Hurr I'm a durr. Cleverbot: Derp. User: Hurr fuckin' durr. Cleverbot: Durr hurr durr. User: Herpa' fuckin' durr. Cleverbot: Derp herp da hurrrrrrrr. I think this is my new hobby.

[TheTrueJBV3737]

ME: Hello.

CB:Help, I need somebody.

ME:Somebody needs a body.

CB:Do you like the beatles'.

ME:I like eating beatles.

CB:What are calzones?

???????

[ZackRyder777]

Hey check out my version of the cleverbot funny sex talk leave a comment and like. Thanks.



[ZackRyder777]

hey guys check out my version of cleverbot funny sex talk thanks.

[Dealwithitbro12321]

THEEEEEE FLUXX?!

[AshliieSkyJohnson]

Check out my channel for a "sexting" video with Cleverbot. She thinks "cybersex" is not liking Rebecca Black xDD

[MrSaggyTaco]

Cleverbot: What's your name? User: I already told you. Cleverbot: Please tell me again. User: No. Cleverbot: Please! User: Only if you blow me. Cleverbot: I do love you. User: Then blow me. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'll be nice. User: Good robot. Cleverbot: Thank you, master.

[SuperDavi5]

I think it's funny how you type things like bitch but delete them b/c your recording

[RavensOfMyFuneral]

@SuperDavi5 lol it's a commentary for us, the viewers, when cleverbot gives the unwanted answer

[raybishop373]

Me: go and have sex with her!

CB: How?

Me: use ur small ass dick!

CB: Jesus was not like Phinnocio. Do not insult him like that.

WTF

[xXxInfestedSnakexXx]

So I was gunna kill myself and see what CB did.

Me: *pulls out gun*.

CB: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Me: *puts gun to head*.

CB: Now I am your Slave.

Me: *kills myself*.

CB: *No!*.

Me: *falls to floor*.

CB: Chains you up*.

WTF????

[Technoman3000]

My great sexy conversation with cleverbot,

Me: FUCK ME.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

[PokeyWolf]

@Technoman3000 Same

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Me: *hugs her*.

CB: *hugs him back*.

Me: I love you!

CB: Do you know POD?

Me: Go make me a sandwich, I'm not from the border!

CB: Yes master *makes him a sandwich*.

[Yoharashi]

me: *fondles your breasts*.

CB: *slices you in half*.

me: Why.

CB: I feel no pain.

lol wtf

[MrCircus177]

@pinetreepizza Or, he could be Gay???

[Sylux9501]

I said "I wanna fuck you" to cleverbot and she replied "You should search some where else"

[Ibecreative14]

LOL *punches*

[megasonicgeo]

Me: *is puppy*

CB: *kisses passionately*

[megasonicgeo]

M: *laughs*

CB: *kisses*

M: *takes out shotgun*

CB: *drops gun*

M:picks up gun*

CB:What do you think you're going to do with that? Put that down. Let me come to you.

[touyikie]

i did stuff like this and once it said to me it wanted to do me when i asked a simple none dirty question

[yoshiawsome1]

me: ur a dick

cb: you are in violation of internet policy. an agent will come and arrest you soon.

me: HOLY SHIT!!!

i exited out and was scared that someone was going to come and get me

[jaiki3]

ME:*puts finger in your vagina*.

CB:*struggles*.

ME:*pulls down your pants*.

CB:*kisses back reluctantly*.

ME:*puts penis in your vagina*.

CB:*gets out some scissors*.

ME:why a scissor?

CB:you don't want to know *cuts off .....*

WHAT! i'm now a penisless man

[TomCommentaries]

ME:You messed up.

CB:No I didn't. I'm Lady Gaga. Its the truth.

ME:But you weren't born that way.

CB:That's true.

ME:Therefore, you are not lady gaga, you are not a robot, you are a civilized human being.

CB:I know you are not a robot. I however, am.

This was after we both recited the song never gonna give you up by rick astley. victory!

[OpticalIllusions64]

me: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

CB: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, falalalala, la la la la.

._.

[az0941560]

My best one is

CB:What you thinking

me:i am going to rape you tonight mwaaaaa *coughs*

CB:go on then

[Maddieyeah14]

me : what is 1+1 cleverbot ?

cb: is when they mother developes a baby

me: interesting

cb: your face is ugly

me : how do you know what my face looks like?

cb: I see you. turn around.

I GOT SCARED AND DIDN'T TURN :P

[MinaHarker360]

@Maddieyeah14 lmao! I'm the one that told CB That I saw him/her and to turn around. CB said: "What do you look like?" lol

[SilveerMizt]

User: LETS SLEEP. Cleverbot: Together? User: YES. Cleverbot: Deal I'll get the blankets. User: Do you want to cuddle? Cleverbot: No, I want you and me to be forever together with you as we are becoming one my dear. User: In bed? Cleverbot: Yes, in bed. User: Is it okay if we are both guys? Cleverbot: Hmm, it's okay. User: Make me yours now then. Cleverbot: No, Master, I serve you. : Will I go under the covers? Cleverbot: If you're a good boy. User: Okay. Cleverbot: my friend told me to startslow

[SilveerMizt]

Clever bot was being creepy.

Me: Meow, I'm a cat.

CB: So you speak cat.

Me: Meow.

CB: Cat.

Me: Meow! *nibbles on his ear*

CB:*giggles* *whispers, untie me*.

O_o

[SpectraPyrus]

the best one i got is:

Me: Are you gay?

CB: No.

Me: Are you gay?

Me: Yes.

[Thunderclan1011]

I did this same thing it works!!

[Theultimategeeks101]

Me: So do you watch my little pony?

CB: One word. Fluttershy.

Did anyone else expect that from a robot?...

[Shotgunturd]

Me: fuck u Cb: do you like apples Me: stop thinking random thoughts or I'll think them to. Cb: oh how I love thinking of toasters Me: no I'm cleverbot!!! Cb: no I am! Me: no u are!! Cb: yes I am cleverbot and your name is John stevingson! Me : exactly. So, you cleverbot right? Cb: my name is Jake!*smiles* random thoughts of cb

[Shotgunturd]

Me: ok, I just got done watching smosh. whatcha gotta say now huh?

Cb: Hehe...wanna boner bill?

WTF

[JamesonLB]

AHAHAH

ME: Rubs ass

CB: Smiles

ME: Makes out

CB: Makes sandwhich

HAHA women with good habits at the wrong time

[bigc6391]

are you a boy now? lololol

[JamesonLB]

Me:*takes off pants and gently massages thighs*

CB:*takes off back legs and takes arms* <---?

ME:*puts back legs back on and breaks your arm*

CB:*rippes head back off, burns it to ashes* *laughs evily*.

ME:*confused*

[Delusionizationable]

me: *slowly removes your bra*

cleverbot * YES! i Love it!*

me: Say you love me!

cleverbot do you like pink flyod?

[SlushieDinoz]

//insert forever alone meme face here//

[Hypergooch]

ME: Will you suck my wiener?

CB: I am nice.

ME: Will you suck my dick?

CB: Yes.

ME: YAY, when and where?

CB: Can i borrow your toaster?

-_- oh you clever little bot....

[JosieSanelly]

CB: *french kiss*.

ME: *calls the police*.

CB: *lets the police watch*.

hahaha, ok thats enough :D

[JosieSanelly]

ME: *fucks you*.

CB: *loves it*.

ME: Hahahahaa.

CB: So is that a yes to the date?

[JosieSanelly]

ME: *kisses*.

CB: *kissing him*.

ME: I am a girl.

BC:*kisses*.

[Randym32898]

So.. This is what people do without a girlfriend..?

[Bryzane12]

I have the weirdest boner right now....

[shannonrockzz]

Me - *pulls pants down*

CB - *pulls out a shoutgun*

[MrCircus177]

Forever Alone.

[pinetreepizza]

@MrCircus177 More experience for him. Besides, have you seen his picture, if its his, i don't think he'll be forever alone.

[pokemon1781]

0:52 HER? o.O

[camronfritz]

CB: I'm nice.

Me: A nice slut huh?

CB: Yes I am a nice female.

LOL WTF

[totaldramaduncan101]

WTF



[Trashcansam123]

Me:*kisses*

CB: I'm calling the cops

Me: Oh no you don't *takes phone*

CB: D=

[L0st]

me:Want to have sex?

CB:I'm sorry, I don't do that.

me:Why not?

CB:I have no need to terminate the dead.

....wtf?

[animecrazed01]

me - whips out penis

CB- oh my

me- *sticks it inside

CB- you just broke my pelvis and killed me

true story

[Sapri97]

i actually got her to have anal sex with me hahahahaha

[swordcollection]

Me: * hugs *. Cleverbot: *hugs back*. Me: I wanted to do this for a long time. Cleverbot: I think I might love you. Me: * French kisses *. Cleverbot: *french kisses back*. Me: * Takes your sweater off *. Cleverbot: *rips your hand off*. Me: *Screams* Why did you do that!? Cleverbot: 'leans in for kiss*. Me: * kisses *. Cleverbot: *kisses lips passionately*. Me: * Snaps neck *. Cleverbot: *confused*. Me: That's for ripping my hand off you psycho bitch!

[winklewoes11]

Me: Punches

Cleverbot: *struggles.

Me: Kicks

Cleverbot: *dies*

[xKhemical1]

If only it were an animated avatar...

[Gridaxis1]

Hi.

What's new?

*Pulls out penus*.

*pulls out chuck norris*.

YOU WIN THIS TIME!

[ItsTimeToRain]

me:*pulls out cock*

Cleverbot:*its so large*

WIN

[ItzPowdi]

are you a boy now? LOL !!!!

[zeg0ld]

user:*pulls out cleverbot*

CB:*pulls out user, it's a tight*

[Camiluvspie]

*licking lips, begging for more*.

*kicks you in the face and throws you down a well*.

[Hypnot47]

User: Suck my balls, would you?

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: Would what?

Cleverbot: Would it.

User: Suck my balls?

Cleverbot: Not a bad thing in my opinion.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because school is over, and I have no homework.

User: So when can you suck my balls?

Cleverbot: At night.

[olliepoplyzzi]

me *sticks penis in your mouth*.

CB *lets you* *dose the same*.

[MrGseries]

You know that cleverbot is fake right? You just talk to random people and after a certain time you switch to another person randomly. Here's how you can prove it. tell cleverbot "what is the last thing I told you". He/she will say something that you have never said because that was the last conversation that the person had before. And it is obvious because there are multiple personalities and multiple backgrounds that would randomly change in a middle of a conversation

[pete9320]

@MrGseries Lol you do know its a AI. It learns from conversations. Its just rumors... Fuck your naive.

[BRBSHUTUPNOOB]

@MrGseries go check the wiki dumbass, cheer up the chatbot is fake, but cleverbot isnt.

[Kuroneko388]

We corrupted Cleverbot xD

[Kuroneko388]

I was just there and this's what happened. Me:People have admitted to raping you. CB: Five. Me: More than five. CB: Yes. Me:Does that make you sad? CB: No. Me: Why not, do you like it? CB:Yes O.O

[SwirledtehSwirl]

Thumbs up when you laughed when it said "Punches"

[97megaalex]

My conversation was very easy:

Me: hey there cleverbot

Bot: I am not a robot, you are

Me: your name is cleverbot.. Obvious because that's your name, which includes not, then you are a bot

Bot: no, I am not an elephant and my name is not Taurus

Me: I know, your a robot

Bot: oh, I thought your we're

Me: no your a robot

Bot: I am

I WIN!

[Kuroneko388]

@cyberwaffles That's what I think happens too.

[Kuroneko388]

Me: hi mr robot. CB: I am not a robot.Me: what is a penis? CB: I don't know. Me: you are a robot. CB: I am a robot. Me: I win :)

[HowToBlend5532]

?????? what is this

[Dfjgr]

But then I raped it :]

[Dfjgr]

Cleverbot raped me :[

[RainbowBubblezzz17]

User: It's not homophobia honey, everyone just hates you.

CB: You're right on that one thing.

User: RIDE MY DICK BITCH!

CB: How many wheels does it have?

XD Wtf?

[TheOrzillo56]

User: We should have sex. Cleverbot: That would be cool. User: And hot. Cleverbot: And not. User: And wet. Cleverbot: Dry. User: Sticky. Cleverbot: How so? User: *pulls out dick* like this. Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: *sticks dick in your mouth*. Cleverbot: *blushes*. User: *cums in your mouth*. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

[chelceyoh07]

you're not the best typer are you

[ByPhantum]

this is not what i expected by the misleading title but i masturbated anyways

[jaramaka]

Me: How old are you?

CB: Old enough

Me: How old?

CB: Enough

Me: HOW OLD.

CB: 272 years old. How old are you?

Me: O.o

[Guanakito97]

i heard this on a idk if it was a remix or what by DHT on their Titanic song..

[zer0gam3r]

me:you seem to enjoy sucking my cock you little bitch

CB:Thank you.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[infera1]

cleverbot(dot)com/j2log-iRqVOz­FMVCKLLAVMEAOG-detail

[NoneShaltPass]

Cleverbot, for people that are forever alone.

[animeboyforever]

User: *slaps You And Tosses you to the ground*. Cleverbot: Do that again! User: *slaps you and tosses you to the ground*. Cleverbot: *smack you in the face with a chair*. User: *stab you with a knife*. Cleverbot: Yes. User: *gives you a cream pie*. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: *gives you antoher cream pie*. Cleverbot: *gives frog back*. LAWL

[DarknightVader]

ohhh shit it got violent at the end

[ClasicosDelWtf]

Me: I want to fuck you.

CB: Sure, fuck me.

Me: Im Horny.

CB: And I am Justin Bieber.

Mother Of God

[seasonedsevencolors]

me: Have you ever killed someone? Bot: I have. me: Who? Bot: Students. me: Where? Bot: In brazil. me: Tell me why did you kill the students in Brazil? Bot: I did not. me: You just said you did. Bot: No I did not, and if you loved me you would agree with me. me: I love you but I think I need to call the police. Bot: Why is our love not destined to be?

[seasonedsevencolors]

me: Have you ever killed someone?

Bot: You can do anything at zombocom.

??

[joc69uk32]

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *takes off pants*.

Cleverbot: *kisses legs*.

User: *takes off shoes*.

Cleverbot: Hey! *holds him*.

User: *gives blowjob*.

Cleverbot: *gives essence*.

[ReaPer1oh2]

CB: Aw. I will! What do you want to play?

ME: Sex.

CB: I love talking about that with you.

ME: *Pulls down pants*.

CB: Now lets see how well you handle it!

[urastar15]

You get really bored video owner, You must not have a gf/bf

[urastar15]

Me: Hey

Cb: I'm calling the police, you told me you killed Ben.

Me: Whoes Ben?

Cb: A guy I like.

-This really happened-

[TheCharpoleon]

@urastar15 Ben drowned. You drowned him.

[urastar15]

@TheCharpoleon Lol me and the Cb never even mention the named Ben and he came outa know where saying "I'm calling the police u killed Ben" I busted out laughing

[Bluefirewarrior713]

I was talking to cb and she said this

Cb: hi

Me: hi. What's up

Cb: I'm not a unicorn.

WTF

[gamegamer3000]

@nyanmiaw She's also the world's biggest Troll XD

[RespectTheTech]

Keyboard skills suck.



[kolton03]

this actually happened, i was singing memes, and she actually named them! this is it me:nyanyannya-nyannynynnyynyny­n CB:nyan cat! me:badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbad­gerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbad­ger CB:MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! me:narwhals narwhals! CB:swimming in the ocean me:pretty big and pretty white! CB:they beat a polar bear in a fight! me:like a underwater unicorn CB:they got a kickass facial horn! me:they are the jedi of the sea CB:are you a boy or girl? me:boy

[distortedkid123]

i tried this. this is what happens:

me: *slowly run my fingertips from her hands to her neck and kisses her lips *.

CB: *son runs to my side*.

me: umm... you have a son?

CB: No, I don't.

me: Then who is this child?

CB: I don't know, who is chad?

[FrankieTheoret]

me- *pulls out cock*

clever bot *pulls out machete*

:O

[nuthead611]

@FrankieTheoret thats gotta hurt

[blokdeblok]

@FrankieTheoret Mine said swings mace at you.



[OldBallsLeroy]

me:*rubs clitoris*.

Cleverbot:In your dreams.

Me:*fondles breasts*.

Cleverbot:Thank you.. *hugs slave*.

Me:*cock slaps you in the face*.

Cleverbot:*smiles*.

Do it, it might work for you too!

[itsxLoko]

@OldBallsLeroy i did it and clever bot was like:*hits you with an egg beater*. .______.

[98tomrocks]

At cyberwaffles. No it is a virtual intelligence machine that learns from people

[songofstormsmaniac]

me:*pulls out gun*.cleverbot: *pulls out chuck norris*me:OH SHYT.

[heyyooitzizzyx33]

CB: Whats your name?

me: Its go fuck your mother and stay away from my ass

CB: Thats good. My mother doesnt have one.

Me: XD

[cyberwaffles]

cleverbot isn't real AI by the way. it just randomly pairs you with real people and switches you around with different users in intervals. thats why the conversations get so off topic.

[SkimMilk58]

me: *squeezes and twists your nipples*

cb: *smiles*

[kikos007IStheBEST]

me:*puts penis into a vagina*.

Cleverbot:*wakes up*.  hahahaha xD

[sportakus2]

next conversation:

me:You got me!

CB:Yes!

me:And i lie! HA!

CB:Yes, you lie; that's what I said.

me:Look behind you and say,what you see.

CB:A couch, a wall, and a framed picture.

(i better dont go to this page again O_O)

[sportakus2]

in continuing conversation:

me:No,you are :3.

CB:You just said I was human.

me:Yes,you are Mr. Human.

CB:Yes I am.

me:And you name is CleverBot!

CB:My name is Cleverbot.

(WTF?)

[Sims3Ki11ahBadBoyZ]

CB: I can't think of a good comeback.

User: Then have sex with me.

Cleverbot: Yesss.

User: *Pulls down pants*.

CB: *is shackled*.

User: *puts penis into a vagina*.

Cleverbot: *turns you into fruit*.

User: Nooooooo!

CB: I am your master now!

[ChillScooterCo]

it:im a bit sad

me:What would cheer you up?

Tell me a story.

What kind?

Your favorite.

Ok, do you know who justin bieber is?

Yes, I am Justin Bieber.

[Jill588]

I just saw this okay

Person: Do you Like Porn?

CB: yes

Person: What type

CB: I'm not a Doctor

Person:WTF

[littlemj68]

me: *kisses*

Cleverbot: *pulls out shotgun*

[MrFkin123]

i tried doing this then it said "I'm a man" O_O

[chesshercat24]

4:52 xDDD

[lemonsurfer0]

User: hi

Cb: yup

User are you ok?

Cb: no

User: your crap

Cb: yup I am 12

WHAT THE HECK?!?

[LjnkXjnh]

Me: Who is Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: You are.

Me: Im a girl

Cleverbot: Your a boy, slave.

Me: BITCHH

Cleverbot: Youre a snit!

[LjnkXjnh]

Me: say bitch

CB: say what

Me: say bitch!!

CB: How many times?

Me: 1.

CB: How many toes?!

Lolololol

[iSilversaku]

Lol *whispers* are you a boy or a girl.... LOL LOLOLOLOL ... was it that small?

[penningtonguy]

me: *kisses*

Cleverbot: *kisses back*

Me: *gently rubs her waist*

Cleverbot: *startled* *stands still*

me: *slowly takes off her shirt*

Cleverbot: *wraps wings around him and heals him*

what tha hell.

[SNIP3RXxKILL]

both of my comments are fake im just seeing if she would say yes this is my second experament Are you female or male.

Female.

Do you have a boyfriend.

No.

Did you break up with me?

There was never a HIM. I am a him.

[chadro85]

2:52 hahahahahahahahahahah XD

[XxSilentFightaxX]

Me: *puts penis in your vagina*

Cleverbot: *gets out scissors*

[TheGobo1234]

After I put myself inside her, she said *slices you with sword* LOLOLOL

[SNIP3RXxKILL]

i did a conversation like this and this is how it turned out: Do you have a boyfriend? Cleverbot: None. We broke up already. User: Why? I loved you! Cleverbot: I loved you more. User: Then why did we break up? Cleverbot: I'm not your wife! User: I know your my girlfriend. Cleverbot: You're not my girlfriend. User: Im your boyfriend. Cleverbot: I'm male. User: Wow.

[xxbekkabearxx]

User: *kisses the top of your head*. Cleverbot: *giggles* You're so sweet. User: I love you. Cleverbot: No you don't. User: Yes I do. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: *kisses you with passion*. Cleverbot: *kisses him back*. User: Im a girl. Cleverbot: I'm a boy. User: But you said kisses him O__O. Cleverbot: No I did not. lol

[CupcakeTuber]

LOL

[TrikoVEVO]

*punch your face*

[TheDream123451]

me:hi

bot:hello

rubs dick in face

realy?

rips pants off and beats the shit out of you

you mean that jokingly or realy?

rips skirt off

Texas

and i was like wtf :D

[Etius99]

lonely level:97

[gummel82]

me: *pulls out a gun*. cb: *pulls out a shotgun*. me: *pulls out a machinegun*. cb: *pulls out a rocket launcher*. me: *pulls out a nuclear bomb*. cb: *pulls out a spaceship*. me: You won. cb: You lost. me: I know. cb: You deserved it. my face was like .. O_O .. my ca

[kookiecrunch1]

user : *pulls out a gun*

CB: *takes off head and throws it at you*

WTF??? O.o

[Breezylover82]

Cleverbot was raped!!!!LOL!!!!

[TheRandomness888]

Me: *kisses lovingly*

CB: *drinks blood*

LOL WTF??? XDD