wus walkin up sum stairs and i saw the girl that i liked i tried a handstand on the steps and fell down she laughed and i said twat then i got up but a broken leg then i sed fuck off u slag
About A Year Or 2 Ago There Was This Girl Who I Really Liked, It Was Monday Lunch And I Was Starring At Her Whilst Wlking Up The Mound... I Tripped And Faceplanted The Floor... But Now We Are Like Best Friends Hah
I was Looking at a lass i liked... I fell over..... She started to laugh... and she told me she was a vampire you dont know how chuffed i was... Buh Now im a vampire.... HSSS!
Yeah, I was singing 'Down' and I ended up tripping and actually falling down the stairs at school. In front of everyone. And my friends. And my crush. FUN!
once i was tryin to get on this girl and she came towoards me and i was wearing the beastiest cloths ever and she had some next cleavege shirt and i was just sayin how nice she looks then she hugs me and i get a boner and it boked her and she shit her self and can some guess what happened a couple of weeks later
when i was 6 years old there was this boy i realy realy liked called brandon and on the playground there was this weard cobweb thingie and i jumped on it and did a back flip over it and i broke my elbow my pinkey finger both right arm and hand and spraind my wrist on the left hand :( now im scard 4 life on my elbow but were together now and im 17 and 2 yrs time were getting married.
i was walking home one day and sexy girl couple of years older started waveing so i did it aswell and then she started running towards me so i put my arms out to hug her, but she ran past the friend. for that whole day i was trying to avoyd her but the next day she said only i was doin it to you and she kissed me. we have been going out for almost a month.
at skool i waz d class clown der waz no teacher so i went to d table and start tellin jokes and staff den a new girl walked in and i can't stop lookin at her den 1 of ma friends pants me den evrybody saw ma boxers then everybody waz laughin and d new girl start blushin
@shadowsneaker59 That really wasn't impressing was it, i think she was blushing at the fact that your cheesu nob was a bit too small for her .... sorry to break the news love.
I was walkin home from school and I saw my crush at the skate board park. I thought I'd try and impress by doing something I've been doing for 5 years and that was run down the slope, do a cart wheel and do street dancing. I wasn't concentrating because i couldn't stop looking at him and I fell of the slope and broke my leg. He helped me up, took me to the hospital and now we are together. Hurt lots but so worth it. We've ween together for 2 years now! xxx
ive been wiv ma girlfrend 4 about 2 weeks but the other day after we kissed and sed gdbye i was walkin and watchin her go and i walked into a thorn bush lol
i was in school walking to lunch and there was these propper fitt boiis playing football, i was watching them to make sure that the ball dident hit me and because i was watching the ball i tripped over a speed bump and fell on my ass. then i just layed on the floor laughing. but the thing was i stayed laying on the floor and i dont know why. i should of got up lol :D i think that that day was a definatly rofl moment lol because that was what i was actualy doing hahaha that was funny =D
a was walking then this well fit girl's frend said she in to me and this was summer at the beach and i was walking with her just talking about shit then a i fell over and a pulld her down and i sorta broke her ancle lol:L
i remember it was my first week back in year 8 and there was this really fit new boy and i was trying to impress him then my best friend tripped me up down the stairss..
I didnt trip, but i walked into a lampost when i clocked eyes with this gorgeus guy! I was on the floor in pain and he came over to see if i was okay and we started going out! we not together anymore but we're stll friends! :)
Walking down the school corridor, saw this girl who I really fancied, she smiled, I'm smiled back and winked. Seriously I felt good about that move, until Mr. Plumb opened the door of Room 9 and I walked straight into it!
Again, when I was at college I dcided to show off my kung fu skills in the canteen in front of everyone by showing one guy up, I told him to do a simple spinning heel kick so I demonstrated it first, everyone was impressed and I got alotta cheers, then it was his turn to do what I just showed him and how too, he did and before he coudl lift his leg he fell on the floor landing on is face, we all just laughed!!
Hahah ive done that before i just asnt dancing i was walking with the person i fancy and they where calling me clumsy and i was like "im soo not AHHH"and fell down the stairs :L
lmfao love comin of age, a kinda mess'd up tryin to impress a lass lol a was in me car which aint insured, taxed nd a aint got a license nd a took her to an underround racin event in it nd she watched me race this dude nd when a drove past her with me window down lookin at her a never noticed the barrier in front of me nd smashed into it totaly writin off me car and me leg in the process lol
bada bada bada bada boo ma name is dk im on the bandich im exelent at makin dey sandwich ma name is dk i like to recicle im exilent at ridin the bicicle BALAMORY!!!
hey babe a bloater like u must have knickers wiv room 4 2 so ditch the cake and take the pkunge and lick the cream off my luv sponge u no u wanna take me im gonna drive u crazy lol who comes up wid dis stuff
i am a huge coming of age fan i have been watching it since they aired the pilot ep in 2007
doctorwhocollector01 11 months ago
Look when Dk falls down the stairs, he is on a tray whilst falling, thats how they did the stunt, sorry for ruining it
MegaMrDamo 11 months ago
i know all his raps :D
gildedwolf 11 months ago
was the ollie in the blue hoody
Bionicles360 11 months ago
wus walkin up sum stairs and i saw the girl that i liked i tried a handstand on the steps and fell down she laughed and i said twat then i got up but a broken leg then i sed fuck off u slag
zSNIPESz 11 months ago
About A Year Or 2 Ago There Was This Girl Who I Really Liked, It Was Monday Lunch And I Was Starring At Her Whilst Wlking Up The Mound... I Tripped And Faceplanted The Floor... But Now We Are Like Best Friends Hah
Spartonator099 1 year ago
@Spartonator099 stalker
fctc1999 11 months ago
I was Looking at a lass i liked... I fell over..... She started to laugh... and she told me she was a vampire you dont know how chuffed i was... Buh Now im a vampire.... HSSS!
CanadaBoy448 1 year ago
love for him to do that for me. his "tiger face" then bang, stairs. but as soon as he starts dancing you know it's gonna end badly.
TheOneAndOnlyEmmo666 1 year ago
Yeah, I was singing 'Down' and I ended up tripping and actually falling down the stairs at school. In front of everyone. And my friends. And my crush. FUN!
mrshollycullen4eva 1 year ago
what the hell was that
dorenell 1 year ago
once i was tryin to get on this girl and she came towoards me and i was wearing the beastiest cloths ever and she had some next cleavege shirt and i was just sayin how nice she looks then she hugs me and i get a boner and it boked her and she shit her self and can some guess what happened a couple of weeks later
killerspud01 1 year ago
@killerspud01 you got aids?
AaronOvLs28 1 year ago 4
when i was 6 years old there was this boy i realy realy liked called brandon and on the playground there was this weard cobweb thingie and i jumped on it and did a back flip over it and i broke my elbow my pinkey finger both right arm and hand and spraind my wrist on the left hand :( now im scard 4 life on my elbow but were together now and im 17 and 2 yrs time were getting married.
lovestaralex 1 year ago
@lovestaralex awwwwwww here comes the bride oh shit she died
badasskiler 1 year ago
yo yo yo mr k in da house wiki wiki wow wow brap balamory!!!
gazzarsmad1 1 year ago
Lmfaoooooooo!
nickyluvsu1 1 year ago
i was walking home one day and sexy girl couple of years older started waveing so i did it aswell and then she started running towards me so i put my arms out to hug her, but she ran past the friend. for that whole day i was trying to avoyd her but the next day she said only i was doin it to you and she kissed me. we have been going out for almost a month.
happy days
useroflinux 1 year ago
at skool i waz d class clown der waz no teacher so i went to d table and start tellin jokes and staff den a new girl walked in and i can't stop lookin at her den 1 of ma friends pants me den evrybody saw ma boxers then everybody waz laughin and d new girl start blushin
shadowsneaker59 1 year ago
@shadowsneaker59 That really wasn't impressing was it, i think she was blushing at the fact that your cheesu nob was a bit too small for her .... sorry to break the news love.
LaurenPaige100 1 year ago
i was impressing dis girl by doin realy good skillz in footie but den i triped over it and landed flat on me face lol !!!!!!
clarkster97 1 year ago
i tried climping a tree and fell out the tree and landed on my arse it hurt like hell
azooooooooo 1 year ago
I was walkin home from school and I saw my crush at the skate board park. I thought I'd try and impress by doing something I've been doing for 5 years and that was run down the slope, do a cart wheel and do street dancing. I wasn't concentrating because i couldn't stop looking at him and I fell of the slope and broke my leg. He helped me up, took me to the hospital and now we are together. Hurt lots but so worth it. We've ween together for 2 years now! xxx
melovinjls 1 year ago 39
@melovinjls awwwwwwww hope u get married
badasskiler 1 year ago
@melovinjls U mean, u both wee together?
zXBiGjOShXz 1 week ago
i was impresin theses girls by doin flips but then wen i tried a backflip i sliped and fell flat on my face lol
siennaslunch 1 year ago
ive been wiv ma girlfrend 4 about 2 weeks but the other day after we kissed and sed gdbye i was walkin and watchin her go and i walked into a thorn bush lol
tattybojangle5 1 year ago 4
i was in school walking to lunch and there was these propper fitt boiis playing football, i was watching them to make sure that the ball dident hit me and because i was watching the ball i tripped over a speed bump and fell on my ass. then i just layed on the floor laughing. but the thing was i stayed laying on the floor and i dont know why. i should of got up lol :D i think that that day was a definatly rofl moment lol because that was what i was actualy doing hahaha that was funny =D
dolphinsrule121 1 year ago 2
this realy nice girl, i was walking home and i sean her, i ended up walking into a car lol, and she lol'd at me but i think it was a sexy lol :D
wynn1993 1 year ago 3
I was "matrixing" on the dance floor, went flat on my arse, being drunk tho i thought i could "kip up", ended up flopping round like a fish :(
reo0088 1 year ago 4
oh thts sounds like fun ha
JazCombellack 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i was lookin at this well fit girl(ur mum) and tripped over ur grannies baggy tits
cobie1012 2 years ago
yea no
HIMslipknot666 1 year ago
leave da fuckin twat alone
clarkster97 1 year ago
a was walking then this well fit girl's frend said she in to me and this was summer at the beach and i was walking with her just talking about shit then a i fell over and a pulld her down and i sorta broke her ancle lol:L
Stopmotionerers 2 years ago
seen a fit girl so i kept lookin at her my mate goes heathy i go one sec he shouts heathy and i walk into a bus stop :D
Heathyownage 2 years ago 2
i was walking down the school entrance then i saw this well fit lassie then a walked into a locker it was so funny:L
LRF08 2 years ago
Your Full Of Shit Boy ,, Grow Up
tozza330 1 year ago
i remember it was my first week back in year 8 and there was this really fit new boy and i was trying to impress him then my best friend tripped me up down the stairss..
x3KiiSSKiiSS09 2 years ago
@x3KiiSSKiiSS09 lol
ZURTHA 1 year ago 3
ive got dekeged infront ov BOTH ov my gfs tey came over to me tey were bestmates n my bestmate dekeged me n tey saw my dick lol ill rmember tht daii
brennibooth 2 years ago
@brennibooth u make it sould like it was a good day lol
TakeAdvantage1990 2 years ago
@brennibooth your going far
Stinsonboi 2 years ago
I didnt trip, but i walked into a lampost when i clocked eyes with this gorgeus guy! I was on the floor in pain and he came over to see if i was okay and we started going out! we not together anymore but we're stll friends! :)
LadyScumBag10 2 years ago
@LadyScumBag10 sounds fake
Stinsonboi 2 years ago
Walking down the school corridor, saw this girl who I really fancied, she smiled, I'm smiled back and winked. Seriously I felt good about that move, until Mr. Plumb opened the door of Room 9 and I walked straight into it!
LewBeii 2 years ago 3
i was ridding my bike an a girl i really fancy came out of the and i couldnt stop starin at her and rode into a wall
12cunny12 2 years ago 2
i have but never down stairs i wanted to talk to this girl so bad i bolted at her and just when i was at her i fell and it was on top of her =O
MagnetAndrew01 2 years ago 3
Again, when I was at college I dcided to show off my kung fu skills in the canteen in front of everyone by showing one guy up, I told him to do a simple spinning heel kick so I demonstrated it first, everyone was impressed and I got alotta cheers, then it was his turn to do what I just showed him and how too, he did and before he coudl lift his leg he fell on the floor landing on is face, we all just laughed!!
sajmeister 2 years ago
amazing show
GregIsNotHere 2 years ago
Hahah ive done that before i just asnt dancing i was walking with the person i fancy and they where calling me clumsy and i was like "im soo not AHHH"and fell down the stairs :L
taganx 2 years ago 4
lmfao love comin of age, a kinda mess'd up tryin to impress a lass lol a was in me car which aint insured, taxed nd a aint got a license nd a took her to an underround racin event in it nd she watched me race this dude nd when a drove past her with me window down lookin at her a never noticed the barrier in front of me nd smashed into it totaly writin off me car and me leg in the process lol
billinghamboyjohnny 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i watched this last night, I don't usually post hate comments on here but i seriously can't see how this show is funny at all.
andrewh9876 2 years ago
i love this program!
me and my friend learnt like 3 of his raps before:L
with the actions and everything "/
balamory!
:L
DancerxLeah 2 years ago 19
@DancerxLeah i learnt all of his raps hes done so far
101cgk 11 months ago
bada bada bada bada boo ma name is dk im on the bandich im exelent at makin dey sandwich ma name is dk i like to recicle im exilent at ridin the bicicle BALAMORY!!!
q7ec 2 years ago
BALAMORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carlos61969 3 years ago 6
i.fell.down.the.stairs.once.
it.really.hurt.
ilovetes4 3 years ago 4
Wtf Haha Funny :L !
Kirstylouiseeee 3 years ago
lol
glamorousgal123 3 years ago
He's off down the stairs.
OutSwimmingInAFlood 3 years ago
is there gnna be a new series lol vcan eby1 tell me
nananii123 3 years ago
yeah bbc are comissioning another 8 episodes for series 2 dunno when it starts though
sg2790 3 years ago 3
thx mate addme as a mate lol
nananii123 3 years ago
autumn startz in autumn, august parrenttly to bbc send in your complaints
SazziSaz94 2 years ago
the man in the blue hoodie is oli
tinklerbeller 3 years ago
YO YO! MR K's IN THE HOUSE!
BALAMORY!
I love DK :P
chloerules4eva 3 years ago 3
watch this...... dun dun dun lol
DarkAssassinn13 3 years ago
haha Daren Is The best hes realy cute :)
ADsimsmovies 3 years ago
DK is R8 kwl i luv how he says BALAMORY thats just haleriouse! LMAO and ma boyfriend laughs at it its so kwl keep it goin!
rockerellz 3 years ago
Hahh His Raps ,, Balamoryy :Px
fayecornbob 3 years ago
DK is classic like when he gets a green knob from suckin coppers lmao
balmory :P
DSGhost15 3 years ago 4
ahahahaaha classic as ever
hes great (:
FrankiesFreak 3 years ago
lmaooooo hes so funny
blondielouj 3 years ago
I ain't done it mate.
how did u do that..?
Wanking.
What about the other arm?
Wanking lol
StClementsGal 3 years ago
thats ma fave episode though not this 1
StClementsGal 3 years ago
i love em all :)
1l0l011l0l 3 years ago
I Loveee Dk!
Bet U havent SeeN Mooovess Like Thiss!
Balamoryy! :)
x
amy4eva1 3 years ago
ha ha ha its so funny!
luckypokestars 3 years ago
hey babe a bloater like u must have knickers wiv room 4 2 so ditch the cake and take the pkunge and lick the cream off my luv sponge u no u wanna take me im gonna drive u crazy lol who comes up wid dis stuff
klackerman717 3 years ago
uber lol
walrus99monster 3 years ago
wen he wants a moped and shows jaz the picktures is the best
outoftheshadows1018 3 years ago
i kinda tryied 2 do that n fell back n heed butted ma burd
arranonfire13 3 years ago
Hey babe!! i bet you aint never seen mooves like this beforee? lol love him proper fit BALAMORY!! lol =]
ScowsBabie 3 years ago
i fukn luv dk/joe tracini ees fukn fit i luv him funy as fuk as well trah x
ScowsBabie 3 years ago
DK's the best in it, when he raps, i laugh.
BALAMORY!
righthandgenius 3 years ago
haha funny it on tonight 10:30pm bbc =P
xajzx 3 years ago
fn funny mn luv that yn
arranonfire13 3 years ago
Luv DK
BadBitch2k7 3 years ago
anyy onee knoww whatt DK's rapp is called :L i lovee it (L)
JemmaKayy08 3 years ago
This Programm Has Me In tears.
Its Soo Fooking Funny
Ollie Is Fiiiiiiiiiiit : ) x
LittleBubble91 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Haha DK is well funny init!
No... No he isn't. DK is an accidental analogy for the some total of the mindless pricks who watch this garbage. Fuck you.
ollythewally1 3 years ago
"Hey Babe!I bet you've never seen moooooves like this before?"lmfao!
TokyoXplorer 3 years ago
Dk Well Funny
Mhairi94 3 years ago
DK is freakin hilarious
hypergoku06 3 years ago
LMFAO whataa twat lol :P
RaRaOnline 3 years ago
LOL XD
MarkLudford 3 years ago
abingdon college
Jono95 3 years ago
I was sitting in a bar guying eyed up by a lad and I needed the loo. I got up and tripped over a bar stool.
marcluc1988 3 years ago 2
oh har har how funny.
>_>
scrumpled 3 years ago
What a tard. Funny though.
popkkskall 3 years ago
haha, lmfos
orkwarlord2 3 years ago
LOL brilliant
BabyIGotsYou 3 years ago
Ok...
originalchillie 3 years ago