Die Hard Woody Allen

[CaeserOct]

Why is it so bright and sunny in NYC 1 week before Thanksgiving break?

[MultiSinoda]

28 people got fucked up by steven segal!!! : D

[bigherm5]

"Woody Allen will tickle your funny bone...before he breaks it into 17 pieces." Best line!

[rambo7276]

the part with yasir arafat was copied by family guy in the surf n bird episode

[bullettoothburrows]

Whats that music playing at the very end called!?

[southsydney]

@bullettoothburrows enter sandman - metallica

[NeverAloneForever]

@southsydney Where?

[southsydney]

@NeverAloneForever listen again, it's at the end

[NeverAloneForever]

@southsydney You either tell me which second it's at or you tell me you're pulling a joke.

[southsydney]

@southsydney at around 3 minutes, turn your speakers up dude

[bullettoothburrows]

@southsydney Thanks asshole.

[chrisfischerxxx]

one of the best mad tv skits miss those dayz

[Spike674]

Didn't the guy playing the main villian in this play the main villian in Die Hard 12: Die Hungry?

[MattEricV]

@Spike674 what theres no die hard 12.the only die hard movies are die hard 1,2,3,and live free or die hard

[Spike674]

@MattEricV they did a die hard parody on the ben stiller show called die hard 12: die hungry.

[MattEricV]

@Spike674 I dont think there's die hard 12.Well I saw die hard 12 the one you said and its more similar to die hard one except in a store but this die hard woody allen i so much different

[Spike674]

@MattEricV there isn't a die hard 12, it was just the name of the skit.

[thot4]

@MattEricV

that's the joke.jpeg

[Azrael666Azazel]

what woody allen movie is that quote from at 2:32

[wilky1189]

"see, what you gotta do is work your hands up and down the shaft..."

[smeritt]

Whats the music teachers name? I could not understand the guy.

[DSmith99000]

L. B. Melish

[PROTENON]

Artie Lange wasn't that funny on Mad TV. Hilarious Woody Allen though

[donhenri]

this was pretty lame woody is so great its hard to lampoon him, they had to use his own material against him

[ProLogikalTao]

He's a neurotic, sexually awkward Jew. I rest my case.

[moutsee]

funtastic

[JRAMBOXL]

wait, at 2:09 was that Daryl Hammond?

[Munchausen45]

1:04....It's an intense Hollywood thriller and then suddenly it's Woody Allen's Sleeper.. Genius!

[abmangaka]

One of the few good Madtv jokes, I really thought that was Woody Allen for a sec!

[Taladro77]

DID YOU? XD

[jamasianman]

Girl at the end is the worst actress ever.

[daschwah]

Man. It's sad that this is probably the funniest thing MadTV ever managed to put together. Still solid-state laughs.

[El135o]

"It's a dettinaytuh ..."

[101djarum]

who writes this stuff?

[lonelygnome1]

"what I wouldn't give for a large sock full of horse manure." laughingmypantsoff.

[kboy20]

Wow. Really brilliant.  Gobsmacked over here. Hysterically funny.

[hernandeznathan50]

David herman was great when he was there.

[tangcameo]

omg this is my favourite MadTV moment. The only other that rivals this is that "traded us Saskatchewan for Aerosmith" drunk President sketch. hehehe

[chyna98]

"How about Los Angelas" LMAO.

[c06031983]

"Y'just wanna...move your hands up & down on...the shaft here.." LOL

[Hoopskidoodle]

Artie!!!!

[andreandeahhh]

he'll tickle your funny bone..before crushing it into 17 pieces!

[paulioetc]

what seaons is this again. I forget. Can anyone tell me? Thanks!

[Rachman1337]

Spot on parody; he's such a pedo!

[Flamingwing456]

lol wtf. this was awesome

[chyna98]

This shit was hella funny.

[krumovies26]

"Woody is 98 pounds of pure intellectual excitement." XD

[donpedro38]

hahahaaaa, lol man.

Great video.

[fakeplasticcomputer]

haha, mia farrow is funny..." i just adopted them all last week"

if only life was like that ...

[ININvideos]

Very entertaining. Thanks for sharing.

[msh3773]

Wow, MADtv, way to continue being fourth rate comedy-impaired trash television. It is one thing to mock, and another to just lift entire chunks of dialog, occasionally changing a word or two. I'm not usually one for bashing openly, but this is crap. Is it simply impossible for your team to put effort into their work? Truly pathetic.

[eertrallod]

PLEASE post when they did woody allens boys in the hood

[saultonofswing]

I just posted it in my videos. Enjoy.

[c06031983]

I know it's hardly relavent to this video, but can someone please post the Mad TV skit where they do a Broadway-like parody of Batman, which (in the skit) was directed by Joel Schumacher? That popped into my head the other day and I just started laughing. Yes, it took me 10 years to "get" that one.

[luciengrey24]

HILARIOUS,

[bax123123]

lol i don't believe in hell, how about los angeles?

[spongeboy1985]

did you say jew I disstictly heard you say jew

[brutus722]

not bad, nice references. woody would laugh...

[AStopMotionChannel]

Woody is AWESOME as heck, but i gotta admit, this was pretty funny

[bsixtwelve]

sick

[yousetthescene]

Woody Allen- comedy genius.

This- anything but.

[greatbigcanadiana]

this is quite a disgrace to Woody.. :\

[ttocssinned]

looks like Artie Lange as Arafat

[Jstyal]

"you just need to put your hands up and down...on the shaft.." while inching closer to that asian girl. lol. guess most people missed this.

[leerider52]

I for one didn't miss it....LOL "hands on & up & down the shaft"

[alun101]

thats good

[miguelcotto23]

Hey Im jewish, mozeltof!!!

[excelcis]

hey crazedvole is that ron pederson impersonating woody allen?

[crazedvole]

David Herman

[BladeBlurX]

He also voiced Erol in the Jak video game series. NOW YOU KNOW!

[Philmoscowitz]

Brilliant!!!

[km0510]

This is kinda sucks.....

[henrik6754]

I like the Ben Stiller parody better.

[powerrider1116]

ya, ben stiller was a million times better

[junjigains]

good, very funny.

[eam12]

Cool

But who is the chinese school girl?

[GayNiggerOnAPlane]

Man those were the days when MadTV did not suck!

[refrigeratedinsanity]

If you want to see more than one complete season of mad tv released onto dvd sign the mad tv petition.

The link is in my profile under comments (click on my name to get there)

And also check out season one on dvd.

[thecritic2007]

the terrorist is that deta burma who use to be in home and away

[c06031983]

Extremely funny! I remember watching this one when it first came out. Haha :)

[xNaTea]

who plays woody allen? ron pederson??

[SexRape]

that's David Herman from season 1 or 2

[gohan9220]

perfect woody allen

[forgettingxoctober]

what are you talking about that's a horrible impression

[gohan9220]

no its not he even talks like him

[ibanezdude2006]

madtv>SNL

[danlektro]

Brilliant parody. I used to have this on VHS but the darned tape got eaten in my VCR when the machine died. Thanks for posting

[Zeydez]

Brilliant !

[yitz28]

omg lmfao

[smoky90210]

That shit was funny! I love MADTV!

[hypersilent]

hahaaa

[TK42100]

L O MOTHER FUCKING L

[dogmanyoyo]

LOL when Woody was the center of controversy and Mad Tv was brillant.

[oliveira2106]

Just laughs and laughs. Poor Woodie...