Vlog 21: Amber Cole!

[Kinghtofgamblers]

according 2 some video's it seems that this girl was actually amber cole!

[LastRain]

mouth to ding-ding resuscitation LOL

[ChoiJoan91]

haha you are hilarious :]

[bananakim963852]

i think she goes to abington.....thats where i go........

[moshi654789]

You look SO YOUNG IN THIS VLOG

[MrJeeeZum]

Mouth to Ding Ding Resuscitation LOOOL!

[tenshi7angel]

"A steady diet of penis" LOL

[happysmilees]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL GHETTO SPRING ROLL

[asian3946]

asian girl getting shipping bak to homeland... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! soo truee.

[asian3946]

no to having kids! : )

[williamcarter1993]

A steady diet of penis!

[pissedoffatyt]

"why is banana her favorite food?"

[TwilightTsukasa]

Too much victim blaming. What about the boy who recorded the act?

[retroxkid89]

leave monica alone!

LEAVE MONICA ALONE.

she just wanted to get ahead!!

LMFAO.

[MASforevaaa]

hahahahhahahaha you crack me up!!!

[MisterSwagful]

*drinks water* watches 1 minute of the video. All the water is on my desk...

[oXToxicAppleXo]

I'm going to start using "you dirty ass, satanic, filthy, McNasty" from now on.

[jhzyb1]

nice Vietnamese

[starfox300]

what does LEGO mean? Do you mean these kid's toys?

[MrWheel008]

Why is banana her favourite food?  lol

[MelodyNEsther]

mouth to ding ding recessitation... XD

[MelodyNEsther]

mouth to ding ding recessitation... XD

[BooMnUrDeaD]

lmao you speak Vietnamese. "Da may chet du ma"

[damianraver]

OMFG that viet voice just cracks me up!!!

[roanred555]

Same thing happened here in Toronto where I live way before this came out. She did it under the stairwell at school but the most surprising part was that SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MUSLIM. She was actually a Somalian girl and everyone got a hold of the vid. She didn't even do it at my school but it spread so far. I didn't know her but I felt sorry for her. I just don't know why she did it in public or why girls believe the lies men tell.

[sthao1]

Hahaha. Derp!

[Fahlman199]

thats why i don't karaoke

[EpikPocky1]

yeehee

[Leinnxx]

Only qualm, "She on a steady diet of penis for breakfast and that aint wrong?" Understanding it's for a young girl, so I see your point. Just clarifying, adults on a steady diet of penis isn't wrong, but kids need to learn that there's a different world for adults and children.

Her parents need to have the talk with her before her next appearance is on 16 and Pregnant.

[KamuiJJang]

đụ má is the only vietnamese word in the whole "asian language" phrase you said right =))))

[Reginamlee03]

Dirty ass, satanic, filthy, mcnasty! Lmao.

[KhmaiSouljia93]

LOLOL get it?!? there wasnt a youtube to blow this shit up..ahhhhhh!!! so dirty...hah

[LolsitzGeorge]

lmao the other girl is like the chick who went crazy and tried to protect britney spears i forgot her name though

[KatGoesRawr16]

Note to self: Don't drink anything while watching David's videos, you will spit it out.

[jinakimrules]

@KatGoesRawr16 man I learned that the hard way

[KatGoesRawr16]

@jinakimrules So did I, so did I...

[sLeEpInGPoPpY]

oh good lawd i love the end of this video so much i almost pissed myself! you guys wanna be fwends? please? i'm so lonely! bwaaaaa :(( (n such stuff like that there)

[alyssaisasian23]

wtf. why is this restricted?

[JuiceBoxFlows]

the sad thing is, that shit is not unheard of smh. Seriously that shit happens all the time in the highschool, its terrible.

[MsClaireMicheal]

LMFAO !!

[ziqi92]

never heard of her either. i dont blame you!

[natalieeeeeeey]

LOLOL viet accentt

[amaya1555]

xD pfft so funny. you're awesome

[kyoclone02]

David ur accent talkings are so funny can u do one video just with it? XD

[bigdaddyyy23]

haahahahahahahaha

[gizela87]

satanic filthy mechnasty OMG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­L Im on the floor this guy is hilarious

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

1:09

done

[stashymissmay]

Ghetto spring roll :)

[xXAmoLuuzerXx]

lol du ma(o shit) get you ass back to vietnam

[yellowdemini]

@xXAmoLuuzerXx  uhh.. Du ma doesn't mean " o shit " in vietnamese -_-

[CommanderVinegar]

@yellowdemini It mean duh fuck yo mudduh.

[whitehmong1]

lol.. you are too damn funny... You are right I'm a asian mom and if that was my daughter she would be dead..

[michaelbhs05yb]

Damn, if I didn't know you were Korean, I'd have thought you were Vietnamese; you speak it well. Anyway, funny ass videos!

[noble6475]

OMG MY COMMENT IS A TOP COMMENT!!! -so happy!

[UdneDo]

This video is JOKES! As always, you make a good point and you make it well =)

That being said though, I do think Amber Cole is getting far too much hate for this. Its the guys who posted the video up and screwed her over who should be taking all this shit. They're the ones who actually hurt a person ...

[LegalizeCrlme]

I seriously hope you dont talk like this.

[Izzysvidz]

3:03 lol



[gankaru24]

david im going to sue you for exploding my laugh box XP

[Navyladypunk2]

steady diet of penis for breakfast lmfao

[SasukeLover090]

If an arab got caught... his/her ass would be shipped back to the middle east. xD Hmm... but how come you guys are only picking on the girl? What about the guy? Is it ok for him and not for her? -_-

[azntrumpetgirl16]

hahaha, "Get yo ass back to Vietnam!!" lol...im viet haha

[Megaman624705]

so let me get this straight she had sex when she is 14, so what. You act like that has never happened in history. Plus shouldn't she hit puberty by 14, idn if that is the age that woman hit puberty but honestly who cares besides her parents, leave the poor kid alone

[Viktogarage]

@Megaman624705 It's more about the fact that the kid did it in a public place and was filmed that's bothering..

[pinkstar32390]

Even though I'm Chinese, my parents are Chinese from Vietnam, so I can fluently speak and understand both languages, so I LMFAOed and almost died at the end when he PERFECTLY said "DU MA!!! GET YO ASS BACK TO VIETNAM!"

[mhmcupcakes]

AMBER COLE AMBER COLE SUCKIN DICK ONLY FOTEEN YEARS OLD!

DUMB BITCH SHUD'VE DONE IT IN THA BATHROOM!

[jkprayer]

@mhmcupcakes are you kidding me?

She's fourteen. She shouldn't even be thinking about it in the first place.

[Doproductions100]

Du ma get cho ass back to vietnam!

Dat is the almost exact thing that parent wouldve said

[monkeynutsx3]

this bitch said head work..lmfao

[Luzymonkey]

people acting like other girls dont do this .. they making a big deal of it cuz she got recorded doing it ...she did it and thats all ...why everybody making a big deal of it

[SacredHumanity]

You are harsh! She is a kid. Kid messed up. The people who should be blame are who recorded and posted the video. This is private stuff. Yes 14 is young but it wasnt like she was hurting anybody.

[althan11]

LOLOLL im viet and i got that XD

[Noona1818]

hahahahahah "a steady diet of penis for breakfast" hahhahah omg freakin fell out

[ChocoToT]

hahahahaha saranghe <3 marry me??

[Nsx25]

Why she got straight A's but I ain't never seen her read a book though? LOL. 6 jars of carmax a week! 

[hpazn]

wait, are u part viet or something man?

[congeeboi]

hey dood... i'm from toronoto i think its awesome that your group of friends are multicultural....

AND they do karaoke with you guys....thats freakin awesome....

Looks and sounds like good timez bro...

Keep up the good work

[OmgItsVieett]

David, are you part Vietnamese? 3:05 was perfect! Lol

[jaq848]

LOL im chinese and i understood him at the end even tho hes korean...LOL DU MA get your ass back to vietnam

[leosthao]

3:05-3:08

Got me. LOL.

[acml26]

3:19 HAHAHAHAHAHA ALL THE SMALL THINGS

[GFTW1]

Nice formal words

[GeopGamer]

Nice haircut

[hahapoint]

Who the hell is Amber Cole????

[ceruleansan]

I usually like you. ...She's fourteen and a baby. And I don't get why no one mentions the guy.

[demented737]

Man, makes me feel terrible bout my school, cause i swear every other 14 year old chick is blowing something, dick or banana otherwise.

[xXAmoLuuzerXx]

luv ur curse of viet

[sarane23]

This Guy makes me So LAugh

[iamdaawesome]

I ROFLMAO at the end hahaha!

[Zacktor]

throws holy water over her xD

[SuperXueLor]

Why's banana her favorite food LOL

[genten17]

who the hell is Amber Cole??

[mogana20]

lmao she's on a steady diet of penis for breakfast, good one.

[azareal]

Like a lil ghetto spring roll lol

[gizmo12312DK]

pleas tell me how the **** david dont have more subs!

[lDeadLoss]

Lol, oh gosh im viet but even that made me LULZ

[joshphamster]

Get yo ass back to vietnam LOLOL

[GetOneInTheYarbles]

Shit man, a girl in my county gave blowjobs to the whole football team :/

[guava215]

was that the black chriss crocker

[Kevinyoul0o5serr]

are you vietnamese? wow your accent of it is very accurate :)

[TheSadGirl101]

@Kevinyoul0o5serr He's korean. =)

[ulquiorra051597]

College word!

And i swear every vlog u have different hair! XD

[robot27fausto]

bstw

bitch slap that whore

[lorf151]

Why is Banana her favorite food? AHAHAHA XD

[datazn618]

Brack peepoles do blink?

[PankVsPranks]

Dude how many apps do you have on your iMac dock!

[XxXktoonyXxX]

lmfao satanic

[acruzerstratman]

dude you know she committed suicide because of all the hate she got. nice job guys nice job

[YoMaMaBanger]

lmao why isnt he famous?

[Misscrazy987]

You look frustrated...Oh my! I feel sorry for you. TAKE A BREAK MAN!! YOU NEED IT. P.S We love you!!!

[Knightlip]

Viet ending FTW.

[dogsrule9908]

wait david you dont want kids? :O whos gonna be david jr? :O

[122172639]

Good god how do you manage to say something every few seconds that makes me crack up... and your hair looks kickaaaaasssss (hot!) to boot!

Mouth to ding ding resuscitation

tang tang in her mouth

straight A's, never reads

ghetto spring roll

and your reaction to the demonic girl I'll simply call Christina Cockersfanyall ... ohhhh shit so funny, so uncouth, but SO DAMN FUNNY. This is why we love you so. Never ever let us go. Seriously. Oh & WHO THE HELL's the Bieber-collab style lil drummer boy?

[1990banks]

I died at the end OMG!!!! hahahaha

[1990banks]

Mouth to Ding Ding Resuscitation

[mmemi]

I loveee youuu David I love youu!! att @nessaplaza

[annoyingnbored27]

"Why isn't her favorite food a banana?" LMFAOO

[leehomnjanez4ever]

LOL!! I LOVE IT!!

[vampirekiller34]

pause at 2:47

[FreshNipz]

that chick is a fake. she's just an awful comedian. it was meant to be a joke. she's still creepy ain't she?

[noble6475]

"Leave Brittany alone!" "Leave Alexandra Wallace alone!" "Leave Amber Cole alone!" might as well leave bitches alone

[TheGeeksftw]

@noble6475 Give bitches alone. Bitches loves to be alone

[noble6475]

@TheGeeksftw bitches... you know the sound of a bitch, if you hear a loud (and yet arousing) sigh... demanding attention from me, buuuut I AINT GETTIN SHIT BACK, FOOL!!!

[rachaelly1]

JohnsonBoba- he's Korean ........

[JohnsonBoba]

David aren't you Chinese?

[soliisis]

ha! I agree people need to spend less time being concerned with the affairs of others. You have an up and coming head doctor who is also an exhibitionist... Hey, there are worse things out there. :D Sidenote...not all Asian girls would be shipped back to the motherland in this predicament. I see plenty of Asian girl videos. Keep the skills up, ma, keep 'em up!:P Thanks for posting. I really enjoy you.

[mtledbetter09]

That Vietnam accent at the end was fucking halirus do am may hahaha

[19AliciaHair91]

Get yo ass back to Vietnam! LOL! Oh man this is too funny.

[TheSacrifed]

Right here David. Never going to be kids in my LIFE!! At least not on purpose. LOL xD

[lExXiLeE96]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[40paschal]

roflmao!!!

[sweetKNJ]

I CANT SSTOP WATCHING THISSSSSSS. IT MAKES ME LAUGHT AND MY MORNING!

[theflygal11]

UR FUCKIN AWESOME, DAVID!

[Fhenry]

lmao

[azn25centt]

She goes to my school!

[CherriLove428]

I LOVE YOUR VIETNAMESE CURSING.. Oh god. 

[xseoyoungyx]

HAHA

[jessiclesx]

Well first of all: she didn't know she was being recorded and if children were better educated in these matters then things like this wouldn't happen as often. It's a lack of knowledge that results in behavior like this. And where are the boys in this matter? The one getting head and the ones recording and that POSTED CHILD PORNOGRAPHY on the internet. Who are they? Why aren't their names released?

[cheergirlielol]

Funny how they only know the girls name! double standard much?!

[jadeyzpearl]

didnt even know about amber cole til this vlog...

[kadajshm]

@jadeyzpearl Didn't know what this was about either. So I tried looking that shit up (before watching this vid).

...There's a van outside my door. Should I be worried? :\

[capitalistsamurai]

Amber Cole and Monica Lewinsky...two women who went down "ON" history LOL!

[yoyokimono]

omg that last vietnamese comment was so funny! good accent

[ladiiEnikii]

I HEARD this during a MEETING! XD

[TaiwanesePride523]

GHETTO SPRING ROLL

[aZnFuNgi]

dude i love how you know viet hahha. Ur cursing is hilarious!!

[TeeHeeSeries]

@aZnFuNgi he was cursing i n vietnamese? :O

I am vietnamese and i thought he was just speaking gibberish :P

[manhlinh102]

@aZnFuNgi LoooooooL!!! I wasn't sure if it was viet at first :))

[manhlinh102]

@aZnFuNgi I realized that david used a lot of "du ma" in his clips lol

[chenxiaozhu123456789]

I read one comment by a girl on your video once. She said she wants your babies. I think you just ruined her dream.

[XrossFade]

Funny shit

[iamDJStarkiller]

You are hirarious Davif!!

Keep it up

[gfdjdfkgtk]

"ya dirtyass satanic filthy mcnasty"

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SethShot]

lols Bananas is her favorite food. Violated! called her a wild monkey