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  • was that the last episode for this series?

  • those bastards!! they removed episode 12

  • 4:57 Knight from duel masters , i think i wrote that when i saw the actually episode a few years ago.

  • Dude nice choice for using Because i got high from afroman

  • Until I got high.... rofl

  • HAH!! Hellsing ref

  • Yeah random Hellsing Reference

  • LMAO!

    Greased Lightning! x'D

    Grease + Dmc? I like ^-^

    Now excuse me while i go sing that song..

  • I just lost the Game. -.-

  • @battleship40 i always hated that "game" like 3 years ago one of my friends would randomly say that and it pissed me off.

  • excuse me mane but it can be vare dagore...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

    thx fore th waring

  • Lesson one! You see Alucard you run like helll!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • how the fuck did Morrison get down there in about idk 30 seconds if the elevator isn't working

  • i love this series and abridged series

  • dude whats this song calld???????

  • "Piss off, Ryuk."

    XD

  • She fell from the sky! Is she an angel?

  • but the i got high

  • Dante + Alucard = Super Epic World Hero Saving Sh*t !!!

  • wheres devil may cry anime abridged ep.10  at?

  • Crazy dude that was never properly introduced: You put that amulet on the table, if you don't I'll cut this bitch so bad that, she.... That she never wish I cut her so bad.

    Dante: Ah sh*t I gotta do everything myself don't I. Morrison get them outta here!

    Morrison: Ah sh*t I gotta do everything myself don't I.

  • ahaha...Alucard...he fits...I thought he WAS part of the series for a second lol

  • Am I the only one that thinks Patty's mom sounds like Mickey Mouse?

  • xascuse me mam but it cude be vare dagerus here at nhit and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    thax fore the worning =D

  • how long does it take you to make one of these? isnt it hard to make them all funny?

  • Lol at the watch what you sayyy thing. Also the game over part was just random =3

  • Lady: bitch where's my money ?

    Dante: tecnicly it's right here . And in reality I'm still a dead beat .

    Patty: Dante you said you were gonna play a game with me !

    Dante: we are I just haven't told you the rules yet...you get 10 points fir recycling a power thirst can and 50 points for a box of pizza :)

    Patty: are you just trying 2 get me 2 clean your office .?

    Dante yep, I'm bored .

    Patty: I'll slay u foul demon ( hits Dante with broom ) !

    Dante: OUCH , didn't your mother teach u any manners !

  • epic cliffhanger

  • holy sweet demon shit is that realy Aulcard how ever u sa his name from hellsing

  • btw wha does desu mean?

  • i wear my sunglasses at night so i can so i can

  • I want the 'boing' sound effect from 5:23 ! xD

  • lady:get off me you pervert,dante:are you an angel?lady:*shoots dante* umm watcha say dante:aw not again i quit! im sick of being implaed shot and watever the other thing is!virgil:sooo can i take te spotlight now? director:T_T

  • DESO

  • I just noticed that Patty screams "desu" all the time. Up til now I thought she called Dante an asshole^^

  • Now Alucard will save the world :p

  • Love the Hellsing scene hehe.

    Hehe, RUNNING GAG STRIKES AGAIN!

  • What is this version of Das Omen called?

  • what is with the devil may cry 3 flashbacks

  • Nice Hellsing cameo, man.

  • Dante+Alucard=BEST DEMON HUNTING TEAM EVER!!!!

  • Yes! Alucard shows up, and he actually gives advice! Man, I hope Dante and him can get into more interaction and fights.

  • 8:05 lol

  • 8:07 black blood brothers?

  • FUNNY SHIT!!!!

  • Noooooooo Dante plays the GAME

  • @PrettyPinkNinja Why? Dante gets impaled all the time.

  • Game Over. Will you continue? Hell Yeah! No, I'm a pussy XD.

  • What's with the desu at the end of the title? It can get very dangerous here at night and ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! Piss off Ryuk. I like the new opening. Dante has good taste in music. Ow you douchebag seriously what the hell Vergil (I love that epic scene.) I've had it with you you're grounded Mary! She fell from the sky is she an angel? Mario sound effect 5:25. You are getting sleepy very sleepy. I wear my sunglasses at night... What is Alucard doing here?

  • .HELL YEAH!

    NO IM A PUSSY

  • ALUCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @213141awesome Alucard is Dracula backwards

  • Lol i like the Hellsing reference

  • I preferred the "Miss Murder" theme song

  • The "Miss Murder" intro was only for episode 4, because that one was told from Lady's point of view

  • oh, well, I still liked it

  • It's a little odd for a show with a male protagonist to have "Miss Murder for a theme song. Only a little.

  • i dont care what the song is called only how it sounds

  • Ive been meaning to ask this for awhile but never got to it till just now,but what is the meaning of the desu that patty keeps saying?

  • that's the thing, it doesn't really mean anything, yet anime girls keep saying it

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  • desu in japanese is a ending for verb in a sentence

  • ALUCARD!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • helsing is really good i call it to make it Abridged

  • indeed it is :3 i cant wait to see that :D

  • 8:58 that crossed eyed son of a bitch.

  • lol

    "Ops, wrong room."

  • if dante is such an asshole why in the sliver blue fuch dont he jus kill everyone that make his a living hell im talking about the abridged dante not the original

  • where did u get this version of das omen sounds wicked can u tell where u got from

  • "looks where gonna need more towels"your damn right your gonna need more towels good lock geting all the blood stains out of the wall"whoops wrong room"the room you want is down the hall take a right second door on the left" hahaha funny

  • That makeup remark around 5:00 actually fits Dante's witty comebacks to a T

  • This plot would have easily been a decent game... Of course they'd have to write 8 more plots since every standard DMC has 20 levels.

  • LOL Alucard

  • I just now realized mary still has the scar from being stabbed in the leg by jester!

    4:43 Look its on the back of her right leg!

  • " she fall from the sky is she angel?"

    "put me down your pev!" -shots head-

    muisc: ohh what you say~

    lol nice man really nice good job

  • HOLLY SH*T!!! How did Alucard ended up in the episode? I loved it! "Good luck getting rid of the blood stains on the cealling." X3, he's alwayas so sadistically funny. I like it!

  • its an edit >_>

  • YOU SON OF A BITCH! I lost the game because of you

  • WTF?! Alucard your in the wrong area!lol!

  • haha Powerthirst

  • it is it is it is it is ok we get it! -_-

    lol didn't your mother ever teach you any manners? of course not, I'm an orphan!

    lol nice dmc3 reference...

    and he was impaled in dmc 2...opening I think...

    ^^

    XDyour damne right there a problem theres an apacolopse on the top floor and your elevators aren't working!

    lol

  • noooooooooooo ryuk why

  • Did Dante get impaled in DMC2? Can't remember..... Maybe that's why it was so disappointing...

  • Alucard! ^^

  • haha when I saw Vergil grab the amulet, I thought he was gonna say "Now to sell this on Ebay" lol

  • lol Patty using the DMC 4 reference where Dante only has 7 missions in the game, but it was Nero who was the main character or was it? not Patty. Too bad her dream didn't come true.

  • "I said 'Jackpot!!' Stay down, goddamn it!"

  • YAY VERGIL!! :D and Alucard Lol!

  • ------>Hell yeah No. im a pussy XD

  • dante got pwned by patty

  • um sir is there a problem

  • lol, Alucard giving Patty directions!

  • Patty using a DMC4 reference?

  • that was:

    Cool

    Crazy

    Brutal

    Awesome

    Stylish

  • EPIC!!!!

  • wahts the song name at 5:16 i realy want to know what it is

  • i cant remember the name but its from dmc 4 that may help it may not but it all i know

  • il continue waching tomoroow cuz i wanna go home and play dmc3

  • did she say that demon was Ryuk

  • Devil May Cry was made by the same animation studio, Madhouse, that produced Death Note. That's why

  • dude.... that is simply and plainly awsome

  • What is?

  • The guys that made DMC anime series produced Death Note. Death Note is one of my all time favorites and I love dmc as much as DN.

  • Really? I didn't really care for Death Note that much, I mean, yeah, it had this super hot chick with pigtails but it just never clicked to me. I'm sure the story made sense, but when I see something plastered on every facet of the anime section, it loses appeal to me. This is why I also never cared for Bleach. Madhouse Animation Studios makes some really sweet shit, some I'm looking into seeing, like X, but I never liked Deathnote. PIGTAILS RULE DESU!

  • The only reasons I like Death Note was because of the cheesy plot and the Idea of a utopia with no villans bad guys... U get the picture. The pigtails chick I admit was cute but can really get on my nerves on a few eps. Shes like a older verson of Patty except not as bad as Patty.

  • I assume that means you're a Maka from Soul Eater fan, right?

  • Actually, Patty from Soul Eater is hot.

  • @SonOfSparda13 Never took you for a Soul Eater fan. So is Krona a boy or a girl?

  • Holy Crap are those pigtails real....Bleach is cool U Dont care about it D:

    But BIG UPS hellsing kicks ass Alucard pwns

  • i love this series =3 all i need to say is why the fuck does Demons have that much blood ?

  • whats Desu mean? =D

  • We don't know, but it's funny

  • Desu, means that something is or exists or is real, basi`cally desu in the japanese language roots things into reality

    so:Boku wa steve desu means i am steve(boku wa means i am)

  • a japanese type word meaning roughly "is, be, are, am". It is very common in japanese and usually put at the end of a statement. also,the original name of death note is "desu noto" so,i think it can also mean death...

  • Thank you for ruining the funny. desu

  • sorry...

  • lol, isnt it lyk saying 'bayo' at the end of te sentence but more formally

  • to tell u the truth,i'm not sure <.<

  • Nah, i'm sure it is. Even tho there is a limit to what you can find in Japanese on google, but i'm sure it is coz i remember looking up what 'battebayo' means, and found stuff on bayo... then desu.

    Oh, and its not 'ruining' the fun, its just making some look like an idiot to others prospectd. Haha, Jokes x

  • My joke is to be a grown man playing the voice of a little girl screaming DESU! That is what makes it funny to me.

  • yeah,i guess so. ^^

    @SonOfSparda13

    duh,that's the thing that makes the it soo funny xD

    no,seriously,it's hilarious

  • hahaha! Yay, Alucard! That was epic. That, and "I didn't think it out that far." Desu. and wtf was up with Abigail? What kind of name is that for an ugly demon?

    Also, the name of the song from Hellsing is Gradus Vita, fyi.

  • whats the song that goes "oh what you say"?

  • "Hide and Seak" by Imogen Heap

  • What's the name of the opening song??

  • it would be even funnier if the demon had a gay voice lol

  • I think this is my favorite episode so far. Seriously, this is the funniest DMC series I've seen. Way better than the original anime, and the anime was amazing :)

  • I would guess Patty knows Rozen Maiden......

    Random... x)

    But I laughed a lot!

  • I just thought it was a Japanese word that meant nothing, and lolis use it all the time. No one else ever did that joke, so I went with it, desu.

  • So DESU ne? x)(Isn't that true?)

    It actually does mean nothing , you can use it but DON'T have to(Though some sentences have it obligatory)

    It's a polite form of "Da" which loosely stands for "is"

    I though I'd just clear that up....

    I though it was a Rozen Maiden refference for a minute..... and yeah Lolis.... Holy Shit.... You're right O_O It's mostly Lolis that end every sentence with Desu O_o

    Good observation there , pal

    DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDE­SUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

  • "its way past your bedtime sleep tight shit head"

  • It's called a running gag Dante.

  • holy crap its Alucard wicked you should abridge that next

  • lol, the Devil May Cry singn is next to the sign that got broken

  • Oh shit! that was a cool idea to put the flashback from DMC3 and the battle song as well.

  • OMG DANTE'S DEAD NOOOOOOO U HAVE TO BRING HIM BACK o and nice idea on the dmc3 flashbacks those were funny as hell *stab "ow you dewshbag seriously what the hell vergil

  • "I SAID Jackpot! Stay down go damn it!" xD

  • great job XD

  • Dante lost the game! xxxxDDDD

  • Yeah... this could use High Quality as well... maybe I should ask The Wishing Mask

  • Yo bro this was the 2nd best DMC Abridged episode.Love how you used scenes from DMC3 as the flashbacks.I fucking died near the end.

    Dante:"SHIT,looks like I have to do everything around here don't I? Morrison get everyone out of the building!"

    Morrison:"SHIT,looks like I have to do everything around here don't I?" ROFL Can't breathe! XD

  • Poor Dante, eternally cursed to be impaled in worse and worse ways until Nero ruins his series for good.

  • I always laugh when they talk about the great Demon Abigail lol. That's my 2 year old sister's name so all I can see is her terrorizing entire Cities.

  • O-o OMG U KILLED DANTE!!!

    U BASTARD XD

  • I didn't kill Dante, he just needs something better to say than "Jackpot!"

  • That was neat adding an Alucard scene in there XD

  • XD love the addition of DMC3 on here...there should be more Vergil flashback shots lol!

  • awesome.and that new intro.epic.

  • awsome and epic like always

  • Yay a hellsing bit! Luv alucard *hugs* and Dante *hugs*. Yay my two favourite men in red. Wohoo!

  • XDDDDD Man that was Great! Just remember in the next one to collect as many Red Orbs as you can, while you can!!! lol

  • Love the new opening sequence!

  • I Lost the game at 2:04

  • alright did you get the word "desu" from a show called Rosario + Vampire

  • are you going to keep the "dose any one you know look as good as me..... the anser is no"

  • *Looks at Amulet*

    Dante:"What's the storyline's significance to this thing?"

    [Flashback]

    "You know Patty? Even when your quiet,you still manage to annoy the crap out of me!"

    Patty:"Take that back."

    "Don't feel like it."

    Dante:"NAH that can't be it." LMAO

  • WOW one of my favorite abridged maker has returned welcome back and Excellent Video with Hellsing 10/10 and over 9000

  • I never left

  • It been like a year lol

  • awsome use of the dmc soundtrack

  • ROFLMAO i got a bad track record for amulets lol great clip and course i would u put me in a home! ROFLMFAO THATS GOLD!

  • GAME OVER

    XD!!!!

    Aww to think... next one is the last episode. ;_;

    NUUUuuuuu!!!

    There so good. T.T!

  • Lady's flashback was epic xD

  • lol nice episode! Your editing has improved ALOT.

  • Think this is good, wait til episode twelve, where an explosion occurs once every minute.

  • hey.... you want to work your ass off and finsih the series? your the best abridger out there and you actually made hellsing interesting! btw your sound is fine

  • No, I'm not the best, just the best who uses nothing but freeware programs... heh heh heh... I wasn't supposed to say that... And Hellsing is plenty interesting... just don't ask why Alucard was in this episode. It's best to leave him alone.

  • if u all want to know the opening song it's called das omen from the german band enomine

  • I think they're actually a choir.

  • Very nice, whats the song playing during the opening? (and is that opening new?)

  • too much echo. WAY too much echo when they're thinking. Can yoe please do something about that? I've had it in previous episode that there was so much echo i couln't understand what they were saying. ("they" is mainly Dante and Lady i think her name was)

  • I'll have to redo the sound... I think

  • There's an apocolypse on the top floor and your elevators arn't working Hahahaha

  • dude ur editing skills got better the ending was fucking awesome

  • Nice ep

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