Friendly Fire Incident - Action Figure Therapy

[Oksanka888]

Ahh yes the mentality of a combat MOS soldier with a family. I was a grunt and 9 out of 10 were like Jungle 1in 10 were like Ranger and the there was me kind of like Dr Gonzo too rare to kill, but to fucked up for mass production. Keep up the good work and tell the folks that say you're too vulgar to GO FUCK THEMSELF then e-mail them a hurt feelings report.

[WayWickedRetarded]

There are 4 bug eyed dick shitters..

[Angelis99]

Keep this shit going lol

[BaronNate]

"popped more insurgents and got my dick sucked on the hoods of more camaros..." LMAO, Rangers lead the way, All the way.

[prussia1871]

yes Beige Devils

[adamdta1990]

"I'd rather drink gutter water out of my grandmas vagina"... I can now die happy.

[BigSailorRobT]

HAZELNUT?!?!?!? WTFO?!?!?!?? What kind of Soldier drinks foo foo coffee??

[Noelmin1978]

4 people fall into the beige devil category.

[EnglishSuspect]

fucking funny shit. lol

[thebutlerdiditfy]

lol star spangled cock ring! love this shit

[NacodaLupine]

Soooooo am I the only one who wants to see one of these with the 'old lady'?

[twiin12879]

Snake Eyes isn't blind he is mute.

[Deception975]

@twiin12879 Only by choice.

[JLATRI]

Hey yeah

[Sonicx157]

is it ture the black guy always die....... (gulp)

[JdkCountry]

Bronson is a Fag!

[DaytonaRoadster]

I hear so many stories JUST like this from guys coming back from Iraq

[bradyscientificINC]

PLEASE GOD LET'S HEAR JUNGLES SIDE OF THIS STORY!!

[Jdubviewer]

Hahahahah. Best vid yet.



[rain792000]

Star Spangled Cock Ring!?!?!?! AWESOMNESS



[xxsnakevenom666xx]

*Calling in a hellfire missle strike on VEVO*

[4thidsoldier]

Haha "swoop down like jesus on roller blades wearing a star spangled cock ring and fuck him in the ass next time I see him"

[PoeticSoul87]

Ranger is one of the best characters ever. EVER!

[jjsjeffjjsjeff]

*Calling in a hellfire missle strike on the Tivo*

[fathamster5000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[JonathanKernan]

" Screaming about how its the black guy who always dies first and these beige assholes will never take 'em alive" ahahahahaha love it

[avatarrazz]

who is he talking to?

[actionfiguretherapy]

@avatarrazz Jesus.

[slowpoke96Z28]

@avatarrazz what we call the wizard, the witch doctor, or "dr feel-good". you guys call them psychiatrists.

[MaxMolyneux]

Snow should talk about his side of the story!

[ZeroAccend]

Dude don't rag on commo for one shit bag guy. EVERY group has shitbags :P

PS - Rangers lead the way.

[novadawne]

I want to hear Snows side too!!!!!

[TheFrostTop]

Sometimes I wonder if these are real experience stories, hahah good shit, keep it up!

[Bfly275]

Oh man, these are freaking hilarious. Awesome job you guys :). Laughing so hard my cheeks are wet with tears. Army Ranger and Snow, by far my favorites...keep the tear jerking laughter coming!!

[0809oef]

so im sittin in my buddies office the other day an hes got a couple recruits in there an he looks at me with a blank stare an he goes hey have you seen these yet an i was like no now im fuckin addicted to this shit yall are geniuses

[BracedPoleCat]

these are hilarious! this is my favorite guy, I loved the GI:Joe series way back then and still do, I have all the action figures including the Cobra unit lol gooo joe!

[CPLjohnson16]

I fucking love this shit. Need to see more from that guy who's a Marine.

[emtpilot132]

This guy is such a cynical asshole... just like me. Hahaha brilliant!

[HeyitsDJCarr]

Anger Ranger is the best of them all! Makes me laugh so hard I can't even breathe. Keep it up guys!

[TheJudge137]

dude... guys im drunk ass hell right now and this is the best entertainment ever. plz more of the green guy hes funny as a mother fuck

[Seraphim3040]

I laughed so hard- I puked! I'm not kidding! OMG!

[Zethiwag]

i enjoy this

[SilensDiabolus]

LMFAO I'll swoop down like baby Jesus on roller skates wearing a star spangled cock ring and fuck that guy right in his ass when I see him.

[SensiBLISS12]

RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!!!!!

[porpie1]

@SensiBLISS12 indeed

[12rjdj]

@SensiBLISS12 hell yea

[KelseyWolf]

Okay, this guy is my absolute favorite thus far, although I did love the Slide-By Harpooning guy lol, honestly these videos are funny as hell keep up the good work.

[NavyAW2]

so great. we all know people exactly like these characters haha...i used to say "you must be fist fucking me" and blasphemy along those lines. now i just say " shove a trash can lid down my dick hole and moon walk all over it followed by a very thorough soul butt fucking" hahaha thanks guys keep up the good work.

[Celestriafae]

I am an Army wife and this is deja vu of holiday meals after a bottle of wine. I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[misssillykelly]

OMG!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!! laughing uncontrollably. so glad i found this! XD you guys r awesome!

[coyotesniper]

Snow go APE shit? who would of though that could happen?

Ranger's lead the way!

[Letmegetit]

I rather drink gutter water out of my g-mas virgina! Lmao lol

[jakopyc]

MORE RANGER THIS SHIT IS GREAT

[C4peruano]

the next thing I know the bug eyed dick shitter on the other side of the radio tells us that he just called in a hellfire missle strike on our position... win

[litchfieldk9]

Awesome! I'm a Police officer in South Carolina, some of the guys I work with mirror the A.F.T unit! keep up the good work, we appreciate it! Rangers lead the way!

[BMXRACER115]

i love how in like every video this dudes in he says hes gonna butt fuck someone in one way or another XD its great lol love these videos

[BouncingManStudios]

this video should win a Grammy for best comedy video ever!

[simonsez069]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WANNA HEAR JUNGLES SIDE OF THE STORY

[LeoKillian]

@simonsez069 (It's called "Stolen Wet Dream on Wheels")

[Mayfield1114]

@simonsez069 If I'm not mistaken, Jungle's side of the story is "Stolen Wet Dream on Wheels," and the guy that stole his van is "Super Soldier Nesbit Faulkner." They all seem to go together.

[swoopflycaos]

Holy shit awesome!!!

[jarrod40k]

That'd make a GREAT bit to put in the new movie about them freakin out in the jeep and jumping into the ravine... Classic...

[ohioavenues]

OMG!!! Fan for LIFE!!! Anger Ranger is freakin hilarious. The car fire episode is my favorite...but damn...I haven't laughed so much in so long...great wordsmith and funnier than hell!!! Shared it with my 500+ friends on fb

[Clanmemberkalvin]

SNOW FTW!! BEIGE DEVILS lmaooo!!

[gibic400]

i love this guy thanks for makin more vids with him

[kryte89]

Before I found these videos, I was so bored.

But now, that problem is solved. Problem staying solved.

[ForTheWorld6925]

Jungle, Ranger, and the purple dude make me laugh EVERY time i listen!

[origincool]

Anger Ranger has got to be the best of the bunch. He has such a way with words.

[Durktoomany]

man i love these keepem comin they are too funny

rangers lead the way

[TheAndrewsterner]

Ranger is the passive aggressive of the group. Still love snow patrol

"These beige devils will never take him alive."

[SoS7T3]

In Orbe Terrum Non Visi... thanks for the shout-out. Unfortunately we now have "that guy" in spades up in BDE...

[tbaggin109er]

this is my favorite aft fifure. he is the most realistic.

[bobafettdude99]

o m g this is hilarious fav vid

[candiv11]

I love this stuff they are so freaking funny . My husband is in the Army as well so I can relate to some of it . Great job guys !

[christypyeable]

This guy is my fav! U guys are so funny!

[uhhhhdude]

These videos are so funny. Ranger is definitely the best. Keep these vids coming.

[superBLoxian1337]

Ranger is my favorite. He gets really pissed off like Church from RvB. He is the funniest. It's great how he actually HATES everyone. Keep up the sweet videos, guys (But the world demands moar Ranger)!

[blown54lightning]

I'm station in Iraq right now and I have been watching these videos. I swear I don't think i laughed that hard in a long time. you guys are great please don't stop making these..I love them...thankful warrant officer.

[AngelicBeatdown]

this dude's my favorite(with the Robo-Cop guy) lol

[Turco949]

Hahaha, my top favorite (for now at least) due to the awesome non-stop vulgar rant!

I was lmao (literally for once) so much that I missed half of the sh.t. I had to watch it like 3 times and I don't have time to watch each video like 3 times (yes I do)!

[Spinalslicer]

Goddamn I want to hear some more of this shit!! PRICELESS!!!! Some moron was too buys playin minesweeper instead of doin his fuckin job!!! damn thats funny...

[2LTRojas]

great video! make more of them, i was drinking a Monster while watching this and lets just say my nose was burning like hell. love his rants

[Trekkie46]

Complaining about coffee... Even rangers run on coffee.

[Thedc312]

BUG EYED DICK SHIT!!!

LMAO



[Maddtodd]

A nickle for every time this happens while out on patrol... Lol.

[coleslaw1000]

Dude, this guy has definently been in sector lol

[carmenluzpam2]

If that is a sample of the Military Mentality then American Citizens are in TROUBLE. I think some maturity is badly needed.

[ThePresticle1]

@carmenluzpam2 Grow up.

[hennifer82]

Hahahhahahaa... Thank you for making my day. So hilarious.

[markrg01]

@joebacca...yes its called take out menu snafu

[joebacca]

isn't there a video of this same incident but its the commo guy's version of it? i cant find it anywhere

[LutenantDmitri]

I COULDNT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING XD

[5starburrito]

You. are. God.

[SuperSisko88]

For all who have seen this video. C38 is nowhere near as cool as this video makes out to be. It's really just a bunch of losers and wannabes. True story

[johndrewau]

I love these. Ranger is absolutely hilarious and the writing is phenomenal. Keep up the good work.

[tigerseye584]

dude this guy i the funniest mother fucker ive ever heard

[MegaKp2009]

Anger Ranger is Awesome! he is by far my favorite.

[kparkerjf]

Entirely too funny!! This dude is by far the funniest, IMO. I have laughed myself to tears watching EVERY one of his episodes.

[Jumpout73]

The "up" section! I started laughing so hard I hurt myself, Then snow goes apeshit and I wet my pants. These are absolutely hilarious. Ranger is the best!

[Airwarrior31]

Yo! I appreciate all of this. I use it to take a break from my daily computer shit. . It makes me laugh and keeps me going. I'm a pilot. Ya'll should work Wild Bill in there somewhere. BTW I still have over 50 GI Joes. lol

[gilhefner]

I will come down like baby Jesus with a star spangled banner cock ring!

[spectre01100]

*Ahem* SSG Bronson is a creepy motherfucker who likes to lurk over his friends in the middle of the night looking at them through NODs.

Remember that shit?

[fireteamleader]

@spectre01100 no i don't i bet it happened though.. ah hmm...

[fireteamleader]

@spectre01100 no i don't i bet it happened though.. ah hmm...

[460EFI]

bahahahaha!!! i love this shit.

[waffle1997]

the video that goes right with this one is Take Out Menu Snafu - Action Figure Therapy

[usarok85]

All likeness and similarities are coincidential? This guy keeps telling stories of my military life over and over again.

[CLC407]

The blind commando he's talking about is Snake Eyes, right?

[yzwishyz]

you cock monkey!!!

[arcticsoulja]

Wait who's the blind commando guy he mentioned?

[McSkankula]

Dude, this is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life, hands down! It's also creepily accurate to those of us who have been in. You guys need to do one involving someone feeding the local children chocolate Ex-Lax...not that it's ever really happened, of course.

[cwa480]

Wow,,I'm in the Infantry and its Scary how Some of this stuff Sounds EXACTLY like what happens to us All the Time. True Comedy, Funny cause its true

[praharin]

I'm glad this showed up in featured, because it didn't get e mailed to me on my subscription. Thanks youtube!

[dspeed246]

man these vids are great i choked on my food when he started his bby jesus rant  toooo funny

[actionfiguretherapy]

@dspeed246 Thanks, man. We appreciate it. Just make sure to chew your food better while you're watching these. We can't afford to lose a fan as cool as you just because we were too far away to lend you a hand with the Heimlich Maneuver. :-)

More videos on the way soon. Again, thanks for checking us out!

[jamiegee123]

@actionfiguretherapy HAHA i laughed when he said the black guy jumoed out and started shooting into the desert because the black guy alwasgets killed first hahaha!!

[dspeed246]

man these vids are great i choked on my food when he started his bby jesus rant toooo funny

[filmmakerkenny]

which guy is blind comando

[actionfiguretherapy]

@filmmakerkenny You'll see soon enough. :-) ....he's coming in a future video.

[actionfiguretherapy]

Thanks so much, man. We really appreciate it.

Help spread the word and share them with your friends.

Also, check out the "Free Stickers" tab on our website and get yourself some free AFT stickers in the mail. Again, thank you. You just made our day!

[MrAJ21000]

Just discovered these videos while surfin' through my friend's Youtube subscriptions and they're great! I just watched every episode made yet in one night and am hooked! Just had to come back and comment on my favorite episode! If you are making more, keep tying stories together!

[darxcyber]

this just simply owns!

[Joell5678]

Wow! This one is Really Good! Thanks for the entertainment!

[sejembalm]

"I swear to God that I will swoop down like Baby Jesus on roller-skates, wearing a star-spangled cock-ring, and fuck that guy right in his ass when I see him."

[YuppieGearhead]

Did you guys change voice actors for Anger Ranger? He's so agitated, and a master wordsmith. I love it. He's, hands down, my favorite character. Narrative style is sheer fucking awesome.

[actionfiguretherapy]

@YuppieGearhead Thanks, man. We didn't change actors. It's just that the first few episodes Ranger had never been to therapy and was trying to be more reserved. Now he's realized that this therapist has to listen to him for an entire hour whenever he comes in for an appointment so he just lets loose. :-)

[paintballer34878]

hahaha rangers lead the way!

[thehennypenny81]

Another winner! Awesome Fucking job! Please continue.

[Primus1985]

"Creepy blind commando mother f-er who looke like he won second place in a Pulp Fiction costume contest"

That wouldnt happen to be the one we know as Snake-Eyes would it? If so a million tumbs up XD

[actionfiguretherapy]

@Primus1985 Just wait, man, we'll be adding a couple new characters in the next week. And there just might be a certain black-clad commando in the batch. :-)

[Primus1985]

@actionfiguretherapy Awesome XD

[Morkindie]

Ranger? That guy's name is Beechhead.

[Morkindie]

"Bugged-eyed Dick-shitter" lol.

[HenchmanRay]

okay, if I had any doubts of loving Ranger, he just blew them out of the fucking water like a mermaid giving a bj to a whale. Great stuff guys.

[actionfiguretherapy]

@HenchmanRay Thanks, man. We appreciate it.

[Chris0Barry4]

I fucking love the Ranger haha

[Chris0Barry4]

Bug eyed dick shitter!!

[Bklyn1984]

"You cock monkeys better get some Fodger's crystals up in here really quick..." Classic!

[neimo123]

anger ranger is the best videos you make i love them

[TheSoapbox77]

"I will swoop down like baby Jesus on roller skates wearing a star spangled Cock Ring and fuck that guy rite-in-his when I see him"........."BEAUTIFUL"......

[mr2hamma]

c/38 fuck yea!

[Thepurplelioncom]

Best thing on YouTube going!!

[XDigdug45X]

LOL

[serratedraccoon]

Anger Ranger and Jungle recon are the best!

[Ghostman7777]

rangers... lead the way...

[jonnyg28]

Rangers lead the way! LOL

[narule]

HE FORGOT TO SAY NO HOMO!!!

[TubbyGaming]

So Funny

[ArmedAttraction]

winning, like always.

[dustingaunder]

Army Ranger is my favorite. This is great.

[theparacordguy]

DUDE YOU ARE THE MAN! This stuff is awesome brother, you are one funny SOB! Keep it up :)

[wolfyhound]

@autocon77 There's a Storm one!! It's hysterical!

[wolfyhound]

Hahahaha!!! WHY hasn't BeachHead just shot all of his teammates yet? I think that should be next. "Hell yes, I DID shoot him but I only fuckin' winged him in his gawd dam leg.. he's just a pussy!"

Love it. GO RANGERS!

[martinezis1]

hahahahaha i love this shit this is fuckin funny

[filmmakerkenny]

when r we goin 2 c the guy with the monicol

[vincentcrow]

Damm this guy needs more therapy. LOL

[Vhammer2010]

You guys need to get Taurus or Destro in to see the therapist.

[kkid911]

You have to admire Jungle's dedication to getting get some everywhere he goes, and his ability to drag down his squad at every turn. I wish I had that power...

[hooah9422]

Awesome.My week is started off good! Thanks. Rangers lead the way.

[controllerthrowers]

Nice monologue.

[SWCrules]

Dude, this series makes me chuckle. Aloud. Often.

[smsno1]

oh god this is gay, but.... FIRST!