Scrubs - JD gives dr Cox a book of all his rants

[desiguy309]

Isn't a glossary a little dictionary at the end of a book? I think he meant index.

[theflyingflea]

I half expected him to throw it away or something when I saw this

[aznzero12]

kinda reminds me of jake and amir - jd being amir

[infernoxvulk]

@McNeeProductions LOL were you and I the only one who noticed that? xD Like Page 19 and he opens the book about halfway through xD

[McNeeProductions]

1:21 So that was page 19?

[rustonh316]

i would definitely buy that book 

[whipid]

they could easily sell millions of copies of that book.

[AsianInvasionBL]

The pages must be thick, Cause page 19 is far into them

[lynassd]

3 people like Hugh jackman

[somebody1993able]

at about 0:45 Dr. Cox looked like a proud father nodding about a fond family memory, which seems ironic because that is the kind of thought he wished JD avoided.

[Shakduhn]

if that book was published, it would replace the bible for many people :P

[dezeddy]

hugh jackman is wolverine how dare he!!

[GydoKamst]

@dezeddy Hugh Jackman is also the asshole that portraits in annoying ass Ice Tea commercials. I hate them, and they totally ruined Wolverine for me. Other than that, he is still a good actor, and I loved, for example, the Prestige.

[ufffkfkij]

jd also shouldve written every girls' name dr cox ever called him. that would have made his chance of getting a hug higher

[aikkel]

i want that book!

[kalevra78]

2 people were insulted in this book :P

[BlackLionFilms]

The acting here of John McGinley is outstanding. That guy is a genius.

[sirAthrus]

PUBLISH THAT BOOK........NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OW!!!!

[weinerkat]

Why was Hugh Jackman never on this show!

[fate2363]

@weinerkat cause he would punch ppl

[PuyallupHero]

Awesome. Truly awesome.

[duggerboy35]

I want to see what Jordan does when she's bored

[ImGnaShitOnYourTits]

i'm sorry but that doesn't look like 19 pages.

[bigassmf]

i love how they changed it from "kill myself" to "cut myself" and made it obvious as hell

[cbrme97]

I am going on strike until i get that book!

[heshamsafi]

The look on cox's face 00:43 -> 00:47 is priceless :D

[sharkey500]

Don't worry JD you get your hug in the end!

[GunterJPN]

Glossary? More like an index...

[OWChwt]

People make fun of people who laugh when they are reading a book, if this book was actually made nobody would make fun of people when they laugh whilst reading it. I would buy it and most definitely laugh my ass off while reading it.

[raizentoushi]

i wnat to buy that book...it 'd be so epic :))

[TheMrTrapatony]

i just watched the original rant about the last day of residency (speling?) and i found out that dr.cox originally said (in addition to everything in the video) "kabalah and all kabalah related product" and also something about republicans

[AsianInvasionBL]

I have a feeling that all the ratings are either 4's or 5's :D

[jackolas2007]

If I watch every episode and write down every rant in a fancy book, maybe people would buy it? :P

[thunderCANIBAL]

@jackolas2007 omg I would.

[UKFX]

Likewise I would buy the book. It'd need to be filled with all the nice writing, the perfect casing, the gold edged paper. W00T!

I WANNA BUY IT! SELL IT, SELL IT NOW YOU FOOLS!

[fable20021]

0:54 ME lol

[AnuxeL]

I want to get Jordan pregnant so bad

[Patryk13m]

you made the man I am today...

YOU CANT BLAME FOR THAT!!!

Man I crack up every time

[Victorwater]

LOL, Dr. Cox mouthing the words while Jordan reads it is beyond funny.

[colombo259]

That rant is clearly not on page 19.

[cookietacos]

I need that book

[mdtv7]

haha "you cant blame me for that"

[MasterMaxD]

@mdtv7 "yer its too mean"

[WulvPawz]

i think the book is a lie, they could never fit all of cox's rants in that book

[MasterMaxD]

@WulvPawz they get super special eyesight surgery when they become a doctor so they can identify tiny things like small writing

[mouldyteabag]

I would buy sell my family for this book. Maybe that's kinda harsh. Just those cousins that nobody really likes.

[F1rstClassLiar]

scrubs is terrible now that JD is gone.

[PinataFreaks]

lol they should print and sell that book like HIMYM did with the bro code

[derrick302]

lol ill bet they were almost all 5's :)

[downhomesunset]

A Dr Cox book of rants to everyone would be good too-like the prescription for NO for Eliot

[schelpie10]

best gift ever... and who the hell doesn't like this?!

[ufffkfkij]

that is one book that i would read

[deadcomjeffreys]

5 is something that still makes me want to cut my self lol

[michelrpg]

I would so buy that. I'd put down fifty bucks for that.

[DolphinBello]

1 person is Hugh Jackman.

[speedbuggy]

I think it's funny that after all his time there, when Dr. Cox wasn't calling J.D. by a girl's name, he was calling him "newbie".

[25pheonix]

0:37: "..still makes me want to cut myself...">>>>it's a fine line between helping someone and putting someone down.

[vent0lin616]

That many pages is page 19? hot daaaaaaaamn

[julymami3]

@vent0lin616 lol i thought the same thing when i saw this episode

[BTRluvr]

All I'm thinking throughout this clip is "Hm.... I really wish JD had a Man Card... So Dr.Cox could take it away" XD

[halfdogderek]

LOL I JUST WATCHED THE ORIGINAL CLIP!!!

[jumpinjax2]

That was a darling little Hugh Jackman moment :)

[xxMiSSLiZxx]

0 dislikes. that's right.

"that was nice, i liked that we shared that."

[SolidEternalAbyss]

"and 5 is when I still want to cut myself" I love JD so much

[bigboy1295]

I want that book...

[Silicon1991]

Haha: You can't blame me for that : No, that's too mean. OMG, cox and jordan are perfect together :)

[LazyViett]

It's like a book of life...

GOLD WORTH BOOK I WANT IT T.T!@!@!@!

[parkyjjb]

scrubs is awesome!!!!!!!!!.............i­f i reach 500 thumbs up for this comment i swear i will watch every episode (again),write down every rant and publish it online to download....

p.s,,anybody seen an old 2 part film with doctor cox playing a psyco serial killer,,,film was called intensity, originally a book by dean koontz,,i will give this with the download aswell,,a must see for anyone who wants to see the dark side of doctor cox

[taytayswizzlez13]

@parkyjjb i know im kind of late, saying you wrote this a year ago... but im literally going through every episode for the 3rd time, and i STILL cried when the sad moments come... this is my favorite show and will always be my favorite show

[psychobarbie69]

Lol! id love to own that book!

[unweydeaqui]

you cant blame me for that lol

[TheINfamousrocker]

omg i want that book and i would totally learn it by heart.

[combatgearblog]

Is that the the end of Season 7 or the start of Season 8?

[TheAllGreatMonoblos]

end of s.8 - the episode where it's JD's last day

[drcoxlovehughjackman]

@combatgearblog

last episode of series 8

[Warphaker]

That looks like the Bible lol.

[CrimsonSkul]

@Warphaker it would be my bible

[NuclearMovies]

hahahaha i luv it XD

[Amberlovey]

'...and HUGH JACKMAN!'

[LindsaYmClarkE]

They should actually make that book...

[sccrfootbsk]

i really want that book!

[RichiesBetter]

HUGH JACKMAN! LOL

[gaaraofthegajnice]

I WANT THAT BOOK

[EternalAnarchy]

twould be ownage

[whatthefuck386]

there's a rumer that you can buy the book, but im not sure where.

[raizentoushi]

@gaaraofthegajnice i have an ideea....why don't you write it? take the rants from season 1 o season 9 and see if you make the book :D

[cbrme97]

@gaaraofthegajnice I WILL DIE AND/OR GO ON A KILLING SPREE AS A GHOST IF DON"T GET THAT BOOK!

[Suthek]

@gaaraofthegajnice I really wonder they didn't start to sell it already. I mean they brought out the 'Bro Code' from How I met your mother, why not this?

[nciszeva]

@Suthek

AND the Playbook :D haha

[renoo27]

"You can't blame me for that." Haha!

[Pitt74757879]

thats pg 19 wow lol

[supastaa88]

If only you could actually buy this, huh?

[Snegenad1]

I might get one.... If it wasnt that big (and expensive).

[TheHellyGrace]

Can somebody write what JD says about rating system from 1 to 5 0:27 - 0:40?

I just have no patience to do it...

Please? =)

[Gingaah]

"From one to five depending on how much that particular rant hurt me emotionally, one being something I could easily shrug off and five being something that still makes me want to cut myself."

[TheHellyGrace]

Thanks ;)

[reubenw59]

"AHAHAHA iI remember this one"

everything, everything, everything, everything!!

[Nymphetamine1193]

"you're the guy that made me the man i am today"

"You can't blame me for that"

"No, it's too mean"

Lol, i love Dr.cox and Jordan xD

[Dresiden]

No kidding. A Book of Dr. Cox rants is a sure fire Best Seller's #1. My only regret in the history of this whole show is that Hugh Jackman was never actually on it.

[POTATER1228]

Dr Cox vs. JAckman.

I know the perfect title: My star's asskicking

[Midnight0Mistress]

I love that book, I wanna buy it.

[MattickShock]

"I liked that we shared that" :p x

[landcommander1981]

I'd buy one too

[kokerberg]

"You Cant Blame me for that"...lol..perfect

[billeteur]

Nuttybombshell you are so right

[theonepapershaped]

and everthing, everthing, everything, everything!

[Turkiyey]

i would give 0:06 to 0:18 a 2

[Requiemofmischief]

yeah but your not an emotionally crippled doctor in need of a father figure with the self confidence of a deer standing before a 16 wheel truck about to be run over constantly searching for the approval of said father figure.

[Nuttybombshell]

Please Lord let the creators put out this book. I WOULD BUY IT without question

[StreetgrltoughSht]

I know so would I

[rvbapocalypse]

I totally want that book, lol

[joetheanglo]

I want one of those books

[tawilr]

what a great clip