Cheney Keeps It Classy

[AtlasShruggery]

Bush and Cheney's torture program had nothing to do with keeping America safe. They tortured people to try to get them to falsely confess to a connection between Iraq and Al Qaida so as to justify their idiotic invasion of Iraq.

This draft dodging chickenhawk Cheney should be tried for war crimes.

[aurick7737]

commit suicide you have officially drank the kool-aid its a disgrace to ayn rand you have that as your name.

[AtlasShruggery]

aurick, Ayn Rand was a racist egomaniacal sociopath who wrote boring fiction. Unfortunately for all of us, Ayn Rand groupies like Gingrich, Bush, Cheney, Gramm & Greenspan didn't go Galt before they nearly destroyed the US economy with their trickle down Reaganomics and lack of regulation.

[dragonrasp]

I can't believe this retard would even show his face in public let alone on television.

Imagine the old days.. If we were all lining up to throw a rock at this man...

Imagine you get only one rock.

Imagine you miss!

FUCK!

THAT would suck...

[DOLEBET]

He is criminal !!!

[Minuteman9112012]

Pelosi would look even better in an orange jump suit!

Hopefully, the CIA won't allow this woman-hoax to stand!

[KaraLeroux]

Put him in the man-sized safe. XD

[BruceLeeKickYoAss4]

This filthy neo-con NAZI war criminal cheney dog and his crime partner bush should be put on trial for war crime against humanity and EXECUTED by hanging.

[aurick7737]

on what basis and be specific i challenge you to respond to me on your claim since its so passionate...i patiently wait your response and siting specific instances and basis to be able to make such a powerful statement.

[fixergood]

Man that fat pussy traitor piece of shit just can't shut the fuck up all the sudden now can he. Must have heard the news that we allow extradition of War Criminals, like that other old nazi bastard. Too bad dickweed, that we all know that it was YOU in charge ON 9/11! It was YOU who scheduled the "excercises" at just the right time. And it was YOU who ALLOWED our country to be attacked on 911. That is of course, the nice version leaving out the parts where he and his traitorous buddies DID 911.

[katman3900]

All poloticians are crooks! But most especially, Dick Cheney! Democrat and Republican are one in the same people! They all work for the New World Order!

[wontonotnow2]

christmanpunch, I have never read such blatant political one-sidedness in my life. there is obviously something that you are bitter about...I hope you feel better soon.

[Dewdaahman]

the lot of them would look great in JumpSuit Orange, wouldn't they..?

[christmanpunch]

Obama's approval rating is at like 61% which means 4 out of 10 Americans don't approve of osama's er obama's radical leftist plans for America. That's almost half of the American people. And it will only plunge further down the crapper as he sends America's economy and standard of living down the crapper with his drunken sailor $10-20 TRILLION in debt spending and his huge taxes on energy costs and automobiles. He's also going to kill thousands of Americans each year thanks to smaller cars.

[groges7999]

The rest of the world drives far smaller cars than the USA. If American auto companies are going to be world leaders again they will need to produce efficient cars for export. I live in Australia and noone wants to buy a big gas guzzling yank tank, we buy japanese. And for the record, bush got you into this mess buddy, come on!!! How many americans (and iraqis) did the republicans kill?

Only 1 in 7 americans can find Iraq on a map. No wonder his ratings fall, ur too dumb for ur own good

[christmanpunch]

America is the largest car market in the world so they should build their cars for Americans and not foreigners. Americans like big cars. I don't want to drive some pussy eco-mobile with crappy performance, space and looks. And American car companies overseas already make cars for your markets. The reason our car companies are failing isn't because they're gas guzzlers. It's because they're more expensive and have worse quality thanks to leftist socialist blue state politics in Detroit.

[christmanpunch]

The Democraps are slaves to the damn communist-esque unions across the countries including the super powerful auto-unions. Therefore Detroit automakers are incapable of cutting manaufacturing costs like insanely stupid regulations and huge healthcare and retirement costs. This makes our cars costs way more than foreign competitors. And now they're adding even more regulations with this higher MPG regulations and taxes on CO2 producing energy and manufacturing plants.

[christmanpunch]

And where are the car companies booming in America? That's right, the Republican pro-business anti-union anti-regulations South. So they're hiring tens of thousands of people down their in Republican controlled states who make great wages and don't care that they don't belong to unions. Their quality of life is fine since they have a good paying JOB. Something which union workers won't have very soon in Detroit when the federal government bailouts finally end.

[christmanpunch]

And the Iraq's are a lot better off under their new democracy than they were under Saddam's reign. Hundreds of thousands of people were executed and put in unmarked mass graves throughout the country because they were "disloyal" to Saddam. And they lived like slaves where information from the outside world was banned like satelite television and everyone in the country was suspected of being a snitch working for Saddam's secret police henchmen. We liberated millions of people.

[christmanpunch]

Not only that but we sacrifiec our OWN people's blood for the freedom of people in a foreign country. And we bent over backwards and spent billions trying to help them rebuild their country and have a successful democracy that respected peoples rights and treated people decently. We didn't want to kill anyone, And the deaths of their civilians and our personal is a tregedy. But we're making sure they didn't die for nothing by making sure that country turns out well.

[christmanpunch]

And guess what, we pretty much succeeded in doing that. So now Iraqi's will actually get a chance to look forward to the future thanks to efforts of Coalition forces, Bush, Cheney, and Iraqi's themselves.

[christmanpunch]

Had we listened to Obama, Biden, Pelosi, Reid, our allies, the UN, Iraq would either still be controlled by Saddam and his monstrous sons or be a failed state engulfed in civil war and a safe haven for international islamist terrorists.

[ehkinoh]

You should do some research and look up how many Iraqis have died in this war that was given the title "Iraqi Freedom".

I know that we can't change the past, but we can still learn from it, and If you think the Iraq war was necessary, or even managed well, then you haven't learned a thing.

All of your posts seem to have some glaring ignorance behind them. You appear to be just another who has been fooled into voting against your own interests.

[christmanpunch]

That's right. Americans reject the major foundational princibles of the Democrap party. We don't want socialism and high taxes. We want economic freedom and self-responsibility. You're lucky the wars became unpopular and the housing bubble the left created finally bursted at the very end of Bush's term. Had neither of that happened you'd still be the self-hating and self-destructive socialist radical leftist party that disgusts 80%+ of Americans.

[christmanpunch]

OH MUAI GAWD DAT IZ SO OFFENSIVE MISTER CHAYNEE!!!1

Cheney's popularity is soaring and he delivered an amazing speech slamming the leftist osama er I mean obama supporters. Your idiocy and incompetence better not allow another islamic jihadist attack on this country or we'll storm the White House and demand you be thrown out of power. Stop trying to score political points and blaming Bush and Cheney for everything and start looking out for the best interests of Americans for once.

[kneegrowsrus]

Sensationalism at its worst. Cheney and Obama should really get a room....

[TheTaskmaster]

The democrats aren't the second coming of Christ, but the republicans are fucking Damien, man.

For the record I'm Canadian.

[jjrglobal]

@kingskllkid and Panther

Stop arguing. Most of the American people are fed up with the Democrats and Republicans. Both parties are self serving, lying, criminals that could care less about this country or the people in it, and Americans know it. Why the hell do we even have parties? How bout when we throw all these elitist assclowns out on their butts, we do away with parties. Anyone that votes on legislation or candidates based on party lines and not merit is an idiot and part of the problem.

[appatel]

SOB, is a psychopath.

[pantherprowl22]

KingofSkull:

You are WRONG --- a growing number of people are aligning themselves w/the Republican party

There are several districts, once a Democratic strong-hold, where Republicans are gaining ground

Connecticut, New Hampshire, Minnesota, etc. --- and California voted AGAINST the liberal legislation yesterday on raising taxes

[F33bs]

What a shithead.

Of course he is a war criminal..

[WKaliberr]

oh shit! Cheney smiled! no fucking way

[Mychaels]

Thats because papa satan said he will dominate all of Hell one day.

[uforeader]

Sorry, but it takes more than 5 minutes to talk about things like war, torture, and terrorism, Dick.

[crabbybastard1]

This asshole reminds me of a car wreak. You don't want to look because you'll get sick, however, you peek anyway.

[ErickReyKing91]

Somebody can explain me What he Mean with "The 5 Minutes Rules"???

Thankx.

[edwardmanda]

damn ass. he means that obama takes forever to answer a question or make a point, just like the senate floor but cheney keeps it short and to the point.

[ErickReyKing91]

Thankx.

[ver506]

That's dumb ass, you "damn ass"!

[killerbandit]

It is called thinking before you speak, not speaking from some pre determined ideological stance.

[thismindofmine]

He's saying that Obama is wordy and speaks at length. He's talking down to someone who is smarter to appear intelligent to the idiotic masses.

[EnterNameHere55]

stay classy dick

[burntonion05]

Dick Cheney is a baby killer.

[vdubs4life1964]

yeah,,, and ohbombuh isnt?

[gisforgary]

and a child killer, and a teen killer, and an adult killer, and a senior killer, and he even hunts deer some too -- but mostly just delivers a load of buckshot in his friends face. wow -- that sounds gay and cheney having gay sex is something i don't want to think about.

[Flowerchild4love]

A man who got EVERYTHING WRONG still cannot stfu. Please, Mr. Cheney - will you go away? Really, go away!

[taoofmichael]

We can vote them out. But like a giant shit that you try to flush, sometimes they keep floating back up.

[pantherprowl22]

Flowerchild4love:

No, Cheney got EVERYTHING RIGHT ---

LMAO!! All but 5 Democrats voted with the Republicans yesterday!! hahaha

[taoofmichael]

Enjoy it panther, while you can.

If you think anyone, Dem or Rep, is going to be re-elected for opposing the closing of Guantanamo -- you are deluded indeed.

[pantherprowl22]

taoofmichael:

Did I say an election was going to be determined by one single decision dipshit?

It will be decided on a growing number of people realizing what a pussy ass bozo Obama is

Raising taxes/costs on everything imaginable --- all the while people are losing their jobs

That will be a big one right there. Areas/Districts that have been Democratic strong-holds for years are ALREADY leaning Republican

Thanks Obambi! It sure didn't take long

[taoofmichael]

Enjoy your one measly victory, panther.

Last numbers I saw show that the Republican party will never win another major election, except in Podunk, Tennessee, where you're from, apparently. Or is it Cowshit, Alabama?

[pantherprowl22]

taoofmichael:

No dipfuck

First of all, Californians voted down the liberal bill to raise taxes --- voters were WITH the Republicans

Go look at races in Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Michigan, Minnesota ---- and Republicans will DEFINITELY get NC & VA

It will be a sad sad day for you liberal lunatics in 2010

[gisforgary]

you repugnuts rewrite everthing. the republican party is at 21% and dropping because you have idiots like cheney and limbaugh that are more than willing to offend anyone that has a brain. i fully understand you are a party lemming but don't think liberals are. we like progress and if we don't get it from obama we will find someone else. thats a big difference between you snuggling your nose up bush butt cheeks for eight years. you are so used to the smell of feces you dont know anything else.

[pantherprowl22]

gisforgary:

Go read the latest polls dipshit

California just voted against the liberal tax hike too ---- go look at Michigan, Wisconsin, Connecticut, Minnesota, etc

Republicans are gaining ground already --- and now, more Americans claim to be "pro-life"

[vdubs4life1964]

easy boy.... you're speaking to a Ron Paul supporter... Never was a bush supporter..

Its typical for liberals to assume this.. If you bash obama, you must be a bush lover...

I'm so sick and tired of this crap.. Dont assume!

[Chewy240284]

Someone waterboard this guy......alright but at least wet him

[Maplesyrup41]

lol

[dogstar7]

Hahaha! Dick Cheney kills me!

No, really, he does.

I mean...blub blub blub...REALLY...gulp blub...HELP!

He's KILLING ME!

Blub blub bubble gasp!

DICK CHENEY IS KILLING ME!

[JayGottiII]

y does he still get a platform to speak on!?

[zidmt]

Go Fuck yourself Mr Cheney...lol

[TheIllegit]

Cheney owns. Too much ownage to be believed

[jeffbw]

This man was always completely insane; you're just beginning to really see it now.

[iwillspyonyou]

Cheney is a criminal, he is the one that ordered the torture.

[CaramelAnt]

Cheney is so vile a man that the Devil would kick him out of Hell.

[badgerbones]

Go Cheney.

[CaramelAnt]

To Hell.

[ver506]

I don't want to see this man on my tv..i really don't!

[pantherprowl22]

ver506 WROTE:

"I don't want to see this man on my tv..i really don't! "

That is so incredibly immature. Stop being an ignorant brainwashed zombie & listen to the content

It's quite interesting actually. Obama has "reserved the right" to use enhanced interrogation should he feel it's necessary

Hypocrisy at it's finest!

[ver506]

You would know something about hypocrisy...look up the word in the dictionary and the letters GOP will be right there in the definition!!

The Cheney/Bush era is over....and we now know what liars and hypocrites they were. It doesn't matter to me what Cheney says, he will say anything to justify the illegal shit they did!!

As for Obama reserving the right to torture, as much as you might want to, you can't judge him for what he may/may not do.

[pantherprowl22]

ver506: LMAO!! You're so fk'ing ignorant

Newsflash dipshit.  A Senate panel (Dem & Repub) concluded no one lied about the intell & no one tampered w/reports

We had intell dipshit from domestic, foreign, UNSCOM, IAEA, etc

Hmmm.....what's this dipshit?

Democrats in their OWN WORDS claiming Saddam had WMDs --- even BEFORE Bush was in office

YouTube:

"Dems WMDs Before Iraq"

"Al Gore King Nothing"

[ver506]

You can laugh your "A" off all you want, but the verdict on Cheney's evil ways was rendered a looong time ago!

Even Bush stopped agreeing with Cheney.

Oh yeah, and calling me names goes along well with all the GOP fear-mongering. I don't know you, why do i care what you think of me???

[samwise862]

the fuck does that have to do with not seeing cheney's ugly face on TV?

[jeffbw]

Obama did no such thing; that's just more Cheney pathological lying.

[taoofmichael]

Every Black teenager in America is watching the Cheney media trial, and learning the Bush/Cheney defense mantra --

"Lets look forward, and forget the past."

I wonder, when the next Black teenager arrested in Baltimore uses this defense if it will keep him out of jail?

Oh no, America isnt a WEALTHY WHITE MALE SUPREMACIST COUNTRY. We throw ALL CRIMINALS IN JAIL -- no matter their wealth, status, or the color of their skin.

[pantherprowl22]

Uhh......who said: "Lets look forward, and forget the past." ??

That would be OBAMA

Cheney wants ALL MEMOS released --- not just ones the Democrats want to pick out ---- what does that tell you?

And what the hell does this have ANYTHING to do with blacks committing more crime?

[taoofmichael]

Who said "Lets look forward, and forget the past..." Uhh (to quote you) EVERY REPUBLICAN IN THE SENATE, HOUSE, EVERY REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR, PUNDIT, in short EVERY REPUBLICAN IS SAYING THIS.

Do you actually think that there are memos which justify the use of torture by Americans? Really?

And the point is -- the USA is a WEALTHY WHITE MALE SUPREMACIST COUNTRY. How do we know this? Because wealthy white male criminals (like Dick Cheney) DO NOT GET PROSECUTED FOR THEIR CRIMES. But Black kids do.

[BootsyJ]

"Cheney wants ALL MEMOS released --- not just ones the Democrats want to pick out ---- what does that tell you?"

That he knows that they will NEVER be released and is merely bluffing. Not that I love the Dems. They are just as shady as the Repubs.

[intarwebzz]

where was dick when it was time to be talking about his opinion? this is historical now, and he's just trying to avoid criminal prosecution. please note: bush has the sense to keep quiet, which will probably save him. indeed, larry wilkerson is insinuating that cheney gave orders independent of the president--nevermind that it's ultimately bush's responsibility as *top guy*.

[3star2nr]

what a dick

[voyeurdug]

Took me a while (I'm slow), to get the title reference.

Cheney is being "classy" by noting that an Obama speech went over five minutes. Right?

As far as I know, Obama spends 15 minutes to say good morning to Bo (and Clinton would sermonize for 45 minutes before mentioning his topic.) Sooo... the funny part of this is... that Cheney took so long (about .2 seconds) to smirk after his little joke?

Or, did I guess wrongly? I hate it when that happens.

[WhoopTDu]

We also have the 15 minutes of fame rule. Cheney your time is up.

[darkally]

or the 15 minute darth vader rule, his time is also up there too

[Pleblian]

Cheney, has yet again, proven that he is liar.

He commends, the intelligence community, for their good work in keeping the country safe?

Yet in 2003 all the way into 2007 he, constantly, blamed the CIA for their "misrepresentation" of the facts that brought the US into war. Just google Cheney and the CIA, you will find a plethora of articles on Cheney challenging the CIA.

lets not go into the "Plame" incident.

I see this as a legal strategy, to taint a jury pool for an oncoming trial.

[ironchopsticks]

TORTURE

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

Why is America so quick to forget 9/11 and pity terrorists? Are you too young to even remember what happened?

And remember: there has been NO draft for the military. Every soldier fighting terrorism today is doing so of their own free will. Bush and Cheney did not force them to join the military.

There has been no terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11 because Bush admin repaired what the Clinton admin destroyed...national security.

So think about that before you make unfounded accusations

[ArtyAbstract]

Two words...... Stop Loss!

[topthickproducer]

The fear related to 9/11 reminds me of "Give me freedom or give me death" I don't need Cheney to defend me.

There has been no Draft because Rumsfeld use the back door draft.

Bush had a report saying that Al-Qaida was poised to perpetrate the specific action on 9/11. Therefore the biggest attack in the USA happened on his watch.

So think clearly and not biased by your fear of the unknown.

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

The biggest attack in the US occurred after the Clinton administration cut defense and intelligence spending by 35%. Nine months later the US was attacked and over 3,000 people were killed.

Boo-freakin-hoo to those poor terrorists.

[jpickles]

What is the context of Cheney's comment?

[Shiftyeyes516]

WOW! This guy has no heart! Damn thats is true -He has no heart.

America loves idiots! from Manson, Drew Petersen to Dick Cheney.

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

Why don't you watch the entire speech (if your attention span will even last that long).

[Rorschach65]

Nice meme Melpheos.

Psst. Melpheos is a war criminal. Pass it on.

[chumashfalcon]

lock this bastard up and throw away the key

FUCK YOU CHENEY!

[Intervene]

Maybe he can tell that joke to the sons of the Iraqi families who have died as a result of his war.

[pantherprowl22]

Intervene: What a pathetic idiot you are

I guess Clinton's wars were okay, right dipshit?

I guess the 4000+ dead soldiers on Clinton's watch was okay, right dipshit?

A panel of DEMOCRATS & Republicans concluded no one lied & no one tampered w/reports

So hilarious! Disclosed today: Obama reserved the right to use enhanced interrogations. LMAO!! What hypocrites!

What's this? Democrats' own words saying Saddam had WMDs -- even BEFORE Bush

YouTube: "Dems WMDs Before Iraq"

[Intervene]

go somewhere neo-con.

[pantherprowl22]

Intervene WROTE:

"go somewhere neo-con"

Ladies & Gentlemen,

This is all liberal idiots are able to do. Show them facts, they run & hide

What a great day!! Disclosed that Obama "reserves the right" to use enhanced interrogation!!

LOL @ all you liberal hypocritical retarded idiots

[pelagic6]

agreed

[killerbandit]

There will always be military actions. However multi trillion dollar boondoggles are Bush's specialty. That number 4299 is all men and women who have died in the war zone. It does not count those who were moved to Germany, friendly fire, non combat deaths, suicides. etc. The Clinton number is the TOTAL amount of service members that died in relation to combat situations.

There are plenty of dems who supported the war based on the intelligence they were given by the admin. They didn't start it.

[pantherprowl22]

killerbandit:

I was agreeing with some of what you said....until the last paragraph.

Tell me you're not that brainwashed. The intelligence came from 16 separate sources: Domestic, Foreign, UNSCOM, IAEA, etc

Senate panel (Dems & Repub) concluded no one lied & no one tampered w/these reports

And hmmm......what's this?  Democrats in their OWN WORDS claiming Saddam had WMDs --- even BEFORE Bush was in office

YouTube:

"Dems WMDs Before Iraq"

"Al Gore King Nothing"

[killerbandit]

I do not deny that there are a number of dems that supported the war and some still do. Saddam did have WMDs but was forced to remove them and according to UN inspections he had done so.

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

I know... Heaven forbid we kill terrorists! And remember (unless you were too young at the time), after 9/11 Congress (both Rep's and Dem's) worked with the Bush administration in sending our troops oversees to stop terrorism. It wasn't just Bush or Cheney or Republicans. The democrats just seemed to forget about 9/11 after a few years.

[killerbandit]

No, they did not forget 9/11. The panic pushed by the republicans just wore off and people were actually able to think things through.

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

Oh, so the actions of the democrats can be blamed on the republicans? It wasn't really the democrats' fault? Well if they're too ignorant to think for themselves, maybe they shouldn't be in Congress. Or better yet, maybe they should stop shifting the blame to people who actually have the balls to protect our country (including people like you who seem to despise them).

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

Unless you're too young to remember, you should know that after 9/11 everyone was freaking out. The US just underwent major terrorist attack on our own soil. People wanted action, they wanted protection.  And they got it.

Now, once again, America's gone from united to torn b/c people are forgetting just how serious and scary 9/11 actually was. And the terrorists freakin' love it.

[TheCryoftheBlackbird]

It's just sooooo ironic that the US is suddenly horrified with the "unfair" treatment of poor terrorists who want to destroy our country. Maybe everyone who feels that way should imagine what it would be like to lose someone they love to a terrorist attack before pitying the monsters responsible for it.

[killerbandit]

It is called human rights. We exercise them because we are in a civil society. Anger at the loss of a loved one does not justify torture.

This is all aside from the fact that torture is used to get people to admit to things that aren't true, that is of course unless you believe they actually have witches in Africa.

[Melpheos1er]

How can he still make jokes and people laughing with him.

Dick Cheney is a war criminal and the only joke he should be able to tell is how he had to pick up the soap !

[killerbandit]

haha, the war criminal made a joke.

[TheManSand322]

HaHaHaHa.... That's so funny you fucking war criminal .... Lucky for you Cheney.... Americans are lazy pussies... Your off the hook!

[XMADDMARSX]

so true

[olTOml24]

burn in hell Cheney!

[buffalosouljah18]

It's clear you ran away from serving your country, because you can't even handle a gun correctly.

[cwsgodfather]

What does he mean by that? Don't we have the 8 year rule for Vice Presidents?

[Bosco239]

What?

[pseudolover]

shame Cheney

[GBTRU]

What a fucking douchebag. Please go away and never come back.